DISGUISED TOAST LOSES HIS MIND! | Archivist Elysiana Control Warrior | Rise of Shadows | Hearthstone

Buckle up, because Disguised Toast has had a rough couple of Hearthstone games leading to this Warrior Mirror matchup. Enjoy some raging Rise of Shadows gameplay!
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[@tictacdenaranja639]

Toast: ha ha! i broke your game Blizard: ha ha! i broke your mind

[@matthijskraaij3248]

Ur a genius

[@sylvainyt]

Lol

[@steamedbunsandbeef]

My favorite hentai quote

[@steamedbunsandbeef]

@@rngsus4002 Right back at ya, moron ;)

[@TheSUGA1202]

Blizzard is a salty priest with double mind blast in hand and Malygos Velen on board.

[@alhaddad1224]

I'm pretty sure Toast lost his mind a while back.

[@antsy9703]

Seeing his mental deterioration is part of the reason I watch him.

[@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo]

You think...

[@TreiberSeptim]

Ever watched a 34 minute documentary of someone slowly losing their sanity?

[@elixe1029]

*The Russian Delivery Drone Experiment*

[@3goats1coat]

Overplaying the hate on the current crowd despised archetype.. because it brings him the cash.. remember when he hated warrior because it was fast? I do

[@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo]

Not up until now..

[@spectrecular9721]

Nope. 34 minutes is way too much time to be looking into a mirror.

[@robertbrindea2596]

Toast: I want a card reveal next expansion so I'm gonna be positive Also toast: 0:00

[@MadeagoestoNam]

Not a good sign when you can time stamp the breakdown at zero minuets zero seconds.

[@curtisrogers6364]

“If there is one thing I learned being an American, if someone bombs you... YOU BOMB THEM BACK!” - DisguisedToast 2019

[@insolentish4529]

About being an American, he's not American

[@curtisrogers6364]

Insolentish doesnt matter Im quoting what he said, nice try comment warrior

[@insolentish4529]

@@curtisrogers6364 except in telling you your quote is wrong. Nice try idiot.

[@curtisrogers6364]

Insolentish i mean he literally says it in this video but okay

[@insolentish4529]

@@curtisrogers6364 no. Again. He literally says, ABOUT being an American, like I said

[@hodernlump4905]

Ok this is a bad video to watch before going to sleep. I'm gonna have nightmares, horrible nightmares.

[@cryinshinji7681]

@@rngsus4002 ?

[@ashoka7273]

Nah, really nice dreams. You wish you were his chair I bet! Getting beat and caressed by his soft cheeks.

[@jacobo1616]

@@ashoka7273 Something I didn't know I never wanted to hear,but here we are..

[@hodernlump4905]

@ImmaBlackThingy it was like 11 pm in europe

[@stephenconstantinou6975]

Nightmares? Naw, this gives me nothing but sweet dreams. Why? Cuz it's a Disguised Toast video that isn't a 100% win rate video or a video of nothing but memes winning.

[@Shuggy]

Bruh, the beginning is how every session of hearthstone ends for me, but I still keep playing this fucking game

[@TheDocperian]

Ah finally a realistic depiction of everytime I legitimately try to enjoy hearthstone. Watching Toast/Trump/Firebat etc always makes me think I'll have fun playing the game but it always ends the same. Somehow I can stand years of League soloq but constantly losing to fringe case HS rng is too damn much.

[@Ericclund]

YES to this... a realistic depiction of a depiction of everytime I legitimately try to enjoy hearthstone. Watching Toast/Trump/Firebat etc always makes me think I'll have fun playing the game but it always ends the same. Somehow I can stand years of League soloq but constantly losing to fringe case HS rng is too damn much.

[@NeveR2ResT]

and this... a realistic depiction of a depiction of everytime I legitimately try to enjoy hearthstone. Watching Toast/Trump/Firebat etc always makes me think I'll have fun playing the game but it always ends the same. Somehow I can stand years of League soloq but constantly losing to fringe case HS rng is too damn much.

[@redhammer92]

More like this... a finally a realistic depiction of everytime I legitimately try to enjoy hearthstone. Watching Toast/Trump/Firebat etc always makes me think I'll have fun playing the game but it always ends the same. Somehow I can stand years of League soloq but constantly losing to fringe case HS rng is too damn much.

[@kuro13wolf]

I think I just had a stroke

[@asheryunan]

It's like a card game that requires so little skill and so much rng. At least in other card games you can skill your way to a win but Hearthstone you just gotta strap in and take your rng raping

[@eltear3769]

"HEH, GREETINGS, ARMOR UP, ARMOR UP, Light the fuses! I'm suitin' up! BLAST SHIELD, BLAST SHIELD, THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA CARDS! This story deserves a new ending. THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA CARDS!" -Twitch chat

[@JinnaiV2]

Ohhhhhh its light the fuses? Damn. I always hear „life abuses“. Now it makes so much more sense

[@DavidBrit101]

Too relatable

[@sylvainyt]

JinnaiV2 haha lol

[@RafinadKun]

LET'S STASH THAT AWAY

[@DavidBrit101]

you forgot the delivery drone into another "Light the fuses!"

[@Martin-ts7co]

Imagine playing a 34 min game just to lose lol

[@franzebert428]

Imagine playing a 15h hearthstone qualify tournament to lose in the finals

[@shirosobi]

Franz Ebert Imagine being disqualified because you overslept

[@mischatietema9704]

This was edited down so the game was longer

[@TheEel228]

oh i do it's called league of legends

[@trackts]

Hearthstone is not a game, it's a meme generator. Acept the holy word and rejoice, or surfer otherwise.

[@Zante126]

33:41 Us too Janet, us too...

[@forfun5389]

You either have really good hearing or you need to turn down your volume buddy :P

[@creamsycl4850]

@@forfun5389 either you have really bad hearing or u need to turn up ur volume buddy :P

[@YumYum820]

Lilly!

[@swagis4men]

@@YumYum820 It's Janet you can tell cause she calls him Barry

[@cp2450]

@george woodring I'm prettyy sure Janet calls him "Berry"

[@riccardodellorto4267]

If all the resident sleeper warriors match each other, then we will be free from 40 minutes matches

[@deday6525]

YES

[@rngsus4002]

NO

[@RaGiAn87]

Not gonna lie, Grand Archivist getting another Grand Archivist would have made me lose my mind too

[@garindan]

Two copies. He still had another one in his hand.

[@bronypage]

i got that in the tavern brawl and got a nice 12-2 out of it, NO SHAME

[@magride]

It happend to me 2 time and he got Omega devastetor too the thing is I was a Shaman If you are not as UNFAIR as them you have no chance

[@Aflay1]

Seeing Toast rage adds a level of humility to him that makes me love him even more.

[@CloudianMH]

You can see the exact moment his mind breaks. Tbf, I've felt like this whole expansion feels super rng heavy.

[@alexzander7629]

Honestly, it seems Hearthstone in general has just been to RNG focused for to long. I feel like it really is going to have to change soon or the game is just gonna give way to something more substantial

[@Oxxyjoe]

It might be but I think it's just instead a very different meta.

[@ultraderpus]

@@alexzander7629 you are correct, rng is a skill equalizer and is meant to help keep less serious/skilled players interested in the game, but it ultimately accomplishes the feeling you described in most of the playerbase

[@curtisrogers6364]

I agree, a lot of the newer cards are super RNG based. You win or lose based of what you get from cards, what you roll for hero power, etc. Academic Espionage, the random generation in mage, the switching of hero powers for Dr.Boom etc

[@weegete]

the thing is though, even if they made the cards way less rng based to the point of nill , the matchups themselves are so polarized that it then just becomes opponent based rng like a big game of rock paper scissors. And that's not even getting into draw rng and tech cards rng etc...

[@Willhascookies]

RNGesus: "I know what its like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end. Dread it, run from it. Destiny arrives all the same and now it's here, or should I say, I am."

[@kryger4840]

Blind Ran Greetings Thanos

[@BrowserTroll2025]

To be fair, Toast. You did mess up on your own Archivist.

[@TitomaticoVlogsOficial]

To be fair he was panicking bc the timer

[@coycen]

guess the new expansion brought rngesus back into the game. AND HE'S PISSED

[@dafire9634]

He survived yogg and other Legends,he can survive this

[@rngsus4002]

Hi everyone

[@DonFreeq]

@@sajti200156 Bro, I have had today 4 games in a row where opponent did have extreme

[@shinime8885]

2:05 You thought you could get away with humming "Vengaboys - We like to party", didn't you Toast? But no Toast, we see your every move, we know your every thought, and we don't forgive or forget.

[@Manimal_Official]

“Value vs Value meta will be so fun” Reality: 0:00

[@fate1157]

You mean no boom on 7 = loss

[@ChintzMusic]

"If there's one thing I learned about being an American, it's if someone bombs you, you bomb 'em back."

[@demensvgc]

Oh yeah. That half-hour game that loses you a star. A classic...

[@chaosmastermind]

Ah yes.. the moment of despair when you just start randomly singing Bohemian Rhapsody. LOL It was glorious.

[@whateverppl1229]

0:20 sounds like toast fits in just nicely playing league.

[@erikzetterlund6997]

Was it 100% winrate?

[@madotee]

top kek meme

[@leobastian_]

@Alton Wu r/wooosh

[@djsanders4813]

@@leobastian_ xD

[@keixsy]

Janet: Hands up! Toast: Why? Janet: For being the cutest cutie pie in the whole wide world!🖤

[@ErgonomicDesk]

Ages like milk, this comment

[@dafire9634]

Toast has finally succumbed To the RNG gods,It Is Surprising he survived yogg and other Legends.

[@PowefulLucy]

this agony somehow reminds me why I don't play hearthstone anymore :D love Toast's hearthstone videos tho

[@MakasuVAL]

Toast and Hearthstone are in such a toxic relationship, I think he needs to get out

[@ironfrill1367]

toast @ 19:10 toast @ 33:45 which is it?

[@Pestsoutwest]

"All work and no play make Homer something something..." "Go crazy?" "Don't mind if i do!"

[@Kenzaro]

I mean it's not like everyone was playing a card who gives infinite value by discovering a beast into another 1 month ago. Right ?

[@mattman1684]

I was on stream when this happened, and it was the most glorious thing ever.

[@_zsebtelep8502]

When happaned the stream?

[@anamaewung5135]

I felt bad for toast, why is he this unlucky im actually so sad for him

[@purpleblah2]

Blizzard: Why did you break my game, oni-san? Utoastie Uchiha: To test my ability.

[@vituvieira]

"Okay, I'm scared" 😂 😂 😂 👌🏼

[@taiphan6938]

Victor me too

[@RedDragonFlayer]

well if Toast quits hearthstone and becomes a full-time league streamer we know why

[@TheMusicalFruit]

Here's how every Contol Warrior match up goes: Play a long drawn out game where each player makes critical decisions to wisely manage their resources. After 30 minutes, flip a coin to see who wins.

[@Rezzona]

The RNG Gods were displeased with you because you didn't sacrifice a toast to them!

[@lu201034]

I still think toast took a while to flip i usualy give up on the game after 10min

[@Novakayne27]

"Okay, I'm scared" Janet with the comment of the year in the background LOL.

[@buggerlugz6753]

Glad i'm not the only one that hearthstone makes feel this way...................

[@nightbot.2817]

33:51 toast i did eveything correct Also toast: 18:53

[@johnsebastianlervik9964]

Never had such a great time watching a yt vedeo

[@saucek9295]

remember when janet said do you two need therapy when answering that couple quiz? i think you need that

[@Mitoru.]

Toast: Complains about facing control warriors and mirror matches being resident sleeper. Also Toast: Plays control warrior. You are half of the problem buddy.

[@loreanalankister3756]

He’s not complaining because control warrior exists, he was simply saying that it’s annoying to play against as a control warrior himself and it’s going to take a while. This specific game had nothing to do with him playing against a control warrior, the problem was that it was extremely unfair even when he played almost perfectly. If he was playing a braindead deck, made two misplays every turn, and still won the game then you can call him a problem but until that day comes (which it never will) please stop making comments like this

[@leobastian_]

@@loreanalankister3756 how is Bomb Warrior braindead?

[@Mitoru.]

Don't mind me, it's just a prank.

[@PedroNacht]

I'd love to see the other player's reaction to this match. Anyone know if this D3V1L streams?

[@amoose8439]

I dont mind the click bait titles to be honest, you keep doing you. Reddit is bad for everyone, dont listen to it.

[@zuralani1]

I mean this really isn't a clickbait title, it's actually pretty accurate

[@chrisclark5959]

You are a masochist. I would have left that BS game way sooner.

[@Pikaton659]

Chris Clark this is his job and sometimes he enjoys it so it works for him.

[@PrimeGamator]

But dude, it's totally his fault for playing that kind of deck. Totally deserved, you want to turn a game into a grind? Then deal with it

[@redhammer92]

@@PrimeGamator If you don't want to drop a fair bit of cash the game IS a grind.

[@PrimeGamator]

@Sawyer True but.... that has nothing to do with what i said xD. I used grind in a different way

[@redhammer92]

@@PrimeGamator haha yeah i got ya now my bad.

[@DeepSpaceNinja]

A 33 minute game decided by RNG. How quaint.

[@antsy9703]

"This bomb warrior matchup will be quick!" 30 minutes later...

[@maryouth-aut547]

ive never seen someone being that mad yet still being able to keep a smile

[@SVillainG]

This is what happens when you play against Yugi Muto.

[@jakemomberger327]

Yesterday... “Excuse my language, I’m cutting back” -Toast 😂😂😂 god damn I love your videos dude. Best hearthstone videos ever. Bar none.

[@danielvona8118]

All work and no play makes toast a dull boy

[@EDMTHMChannel]

The beginning tho 😂😂 !!

[@morganhumphrey8135]

I'd like my toast with a heaping helping of salt, please.

[@dafire9634]

Correction:id like my toast if he were kripparian

[@MrAgentIncognito]

Warrior is the reason I won't get back into Hearthstone. I don't mind control decks, but having a class that causes a fatigue match-up against any slow deck and so heavily discourages playing cards, is not something I ever want to play or play against.

[@othmanmamdouh579]

just play thief rogue 100% win rate so far

[@Gandi2000]

A piece of toast has a mind? Whattttt My mind is blown.

[@akselwigdahlmichelsen7188]

Love that you are pushing to legend

[@andrewjohnson8870]

For once the title was perfectly accurate

[@amourskyalexandre7514]

7:35 instant regret

[@roslolian11]

Toast's mistake is playing control warrior but without banker. He is trying to fatigue the opponent but didnt include a way to duplicate Archivist.

[@SweetAlis1]

At 30:00 I think I just witnessed a man being raped.

[@PinkFloydBootlegs]

Ah yes, censorship on KZbin even though he doesn't even make money from Corperatetube anyways.

[@2MeatyOwlLegs]

and this kinda RNG is the reason i quit Hearthstone

[@vadimboldireff108]

That intro tho😂😂😂

[@blackwolves6925]

Feels bad man, hope see for more top tier plays with a salt of RNG thanks for the video.🤣😄

[@TheGreenCow1414]

Lol Christmas miracle. you’re awesome don’t let the stupid reddit haters get you down, they just made they can’t win with the deck you use lol it’s the player not the cards c:

[@martecoronel]

I remember a taunt in AoE II: "You played for two hours to lose like that..."

[@vegedoge514]

8:38 that one damage mattered

[@tonyb7389]

no it didnt man even tho that 1 damage shortened the game by 1 turn toast is dead in every situation even he discovers mechatun

[@Mr_King96]

That soft singing near the end is soooooo immensely relaxing

[@snabe5635]

I've been waiting for this after seeing the rage clip on Twitter.

[@SneakyMuffin]

All work and no play makes Toast a dull boy.

[@TreiberSeptim]

20:14 bamboozling someone 20:27 getting bamboozled

[@souju4]

I really don't wanna play a meta where every game with warrior is 15+ minutes.

[@samuelkral6987]

*2days+

[@daruyami]

Just play druid then - I always as warrior lost with them this expansion

[@Arcaman2000]

Ok, so there is 913 cards in standard (according to this page hearthstone.gamepedia.com/Card_set), 1 of them is Archivist Elysiana, you discover 5 cards and when you discover a card you have a choice between 3 cards. So, for each discovering, you have 3/913 chances to have Archivist Elysiana, 1-(912/913)^5 = 0.0055 = 0.55% chances approximately. It's the same thing to have a brawl (even if an other AoE could have done the job), 1/10 chances to top deck brawl. Finally, if you multiplicate all these chances you got 0.1*0.55^2 = 0.000003025 = 0.0003025% chances ...

[@zuralani1]

Pro tip: play bomb warrior in an airport for extra viewers.

[@zuralani1]

Well, I guess it's more like they put you on their watchlist

[@basvhout]

I love these kind of games. Control vs Control is much more fun to me than getting rushed down by a Tempo/face Mage that just turn 4 fireballs your face, turn 5 fireballs your face again, than draw the refill weapon and continues to do face damage from hand while making it nearly immpossible to drop monions or use spell cause of some secrets he dropped for 0 mana with a 4-3 minion. Such interactive gameplay. Yet I see people complain about long control matchups... What a world we live in.

[@bryin7086]

I’ve never liked a video so fast in my life

[@Voidload]

TBH you should have played better... like even if he had another archivist into another archivist you just went #1 all in and also you played absolutely wrong acolyte and should never have used your shield blocks... I know you assumed he is playing bombior only but still you need to simply play slowly. I always do this and win

[@Krisbrfps]

i've just played the same mirror match for 41 turns and i won with mecha'thun from omega assemble, i got so tense and mad during that game due to all the rng fucking me up good, that it was a relief when it ended. The way I started to get rid of my hand to play mechathun and use his own minions to kill it made that game fun to me in the end, but i'm not touching that deck again in quite some time.

[@raderelcaroman1403]

"well,he used his last brawl" saying while he never used any of his to gaint any value

[@user-nu6ri4re9e]

Hi disguised, did you speak french at 4'30 "comme ci, comme ça"? during the good news, bad news? if yes thanks, i am french and follow all of your video :)

[@mrawesome2utb]

so... this makes me sad because it reminds me of when my sister was going through a really hard time, and it hurts remembering about it

[@jamesdandrea7284]

30:20 Toast doing his best Seinfeld impression

[@albrown8875]

This is how I feel every time I try to climb ranked.

[@raidon9433]

11:43 He kinda looks like Feitan from Hunter x hunter Upd: Weebs>Normies

[@Jarczenko]

W33B

[@Jarczenko]

W33🅱️

[@djsanders4813]

@@Jarczenko Hey, you're the one who knows what Hunter x Hunter is. Loser~

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

Now toast is kripp echo fighter

[@lobstepgaming249]

This is why I don’t gamble. No wait I’m more lucky than that so I gamble a lot...

[@WarstTC]

19:17 Toast, you were right

[@maikel084]

keep up the good work budy

[@rexw2]

Just came here to give toast +1 view. Sorry I'm not actually gonna watch 30 minutes of warriors wet-noodle fighting 😂

[@benediktgebhard2286]

Toast I can relate well at least I am a f2p player and dusted all my stuff for token Druid and it’s not really working out so it’s fucking shit

[@iloveblackdesertonline]

kinda feel like toast is playing hs cuz he feels forced to, no more wonky decks n stuff tho. its fine to drop games, fuck it if u dont like it

[@Mehithose]

Whoa not 100% winrate???!?!

[@mancominiaturas]

Just play mtg Arena...

[@fantasticjes]

You took 34 minutes of my life, and and I want them back... ehh I'd probably just waste them anyways

[@KoMag3Ko]

You could be a full time singer on twitch xD it's super mellow

[@Tx66]

Worst play ever with the Archivist on rope...even admits it was just a mindless panic play..."I PLAYED EVERYTHING PERFECTLY" babyrage