DISGUISED TOAST LOSES HIS MIND! | Archivist Elysiana Control Warrior | Rise of Shadows | Hearthstone

[@tictacdenaranja639]

Toast: ha ha! i broke your game Blizard: ha ha! i broke your mind

[@matthijskraaij3248]

Ur a genius

[@sylvainyt]

Lol

[@steamedbunsandbeef]

My favorite hentai quote

[@steamedbunsandbeef]

@@rngsus4002 Right back at ya, moron ;)

[@TheSUGA1202]

Blizzard is a salty priest with double mind blast in hand and Malygos Velen on board.

[@alhaddad1224]

I'm pretty sure Toast lost his mind a while back.

[@antsy9703]

Seeing his mental deterioration is part of the reason I watch him.

[@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo]

You think...

[@robertbrindea2596]

Toast: I want a card reveal next expansion so I'm gonna be positive Also toast: 0:00

[@MadeagoestoNam]

Not a good sign when you can time stamp the breakdown at zero minuets zero seconds.

[@TreiberSeptim]

Ever watched a 34 minute documentary of someone slowly losing their sanity?

[@elixe1029]

*The Russian Delivery Drone Experiment*

[@3goats1coat]

Overplaying the hate on the current crowd despised archetype.. because it brings him the cash.. remember when he hated warrior because it was fast? I do

[@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo]

Not up until now..

[@spectrecular9721]

Nope. 34 minutes is way too much time to be looking into a mirror.

[@curtisrogers6364]

“If there is one thing I learned being an American, if someone bombs you... YOU BOMB THEM BACK!” - DisguisedToast 2019

[@insolentish4529]

About being an American, he's not American

[@curtisrogers6364]

Insolentish doesnt matter Im quoting what he said, nice try comment warrior

[@insolentish4529]

@@curtisrogers6364 except in telling you your quote is wrong. Nice try idiot.

[@curtisrogers6364]

Insolentish i mean he literally says it in this video but okay

[@insolentish4529]

@@curtisrogers6364 no. Again. He literally says, ABOUT being an American, like I said

[@hodernlump4905]

Ok this is a bad video to watch before going to sleep. I'm gonna have nightmares, horrible nightmares.

[@cryinshinji7681]

@@rngsus4002 ?

[@ashoka7273]

Nah, really nice dreams. You wish you were his chair I bet! Getting beat and caressed by his soft cheeks.

[@jacobo1616]

@@ashoka7273 Something I didn't know I never wanted to hear,but here we are..

[@hodernlump4905]

@ImmaBlackThingy it was like 11 pm in europe

[@stephenconstantinou6975]

Nightmares? Naw, this gives me nothing but sweet dreams. Why? Cuz it's a Disguised Toast video that isn't a 100% win rate video or a video of nothing but memes winning.

[@Zante126]

33:41 Us too Janet, us too...

[@forfun5389]

You either have really good hearing or you need to turn down your volume buddy :P

[@creamsycl4850]

@@forfun5389 either you have really bad hearing or u need to turn up ur volume buddy :P

[@YumYum820]

Lilly!

[@swagis4men]

@@YumYum820 It's Janet you can tell cause she calls him Barry

[@cp2450]

@george woodring I'm prettyy sure Janet calls him "Berry"

[@eltear3769]

"HEH, GREETINGS, ARMOR UP, ARMOR UP, Light the fuses! I'm suitin' up! BLAST SHIELD, BLAST SHIELD, THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA CARDS! This story deserves a new ending. THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA CARDS!" -Twitch chat

[@JinnaiV2]

Ohhhhhh its light the fuses? Damn. I always hear „life abuses“. Now it makes so much more sense

[@DavidBrit101]

Too relatable

[@sylvainyt]

JinnaiV2 haha lol

[@RafinadKun]

LET'S STASH THAT AWAY

[@DavidBrit101]

you forgot the delivery drone into another "Light the fuses!"

[@Aflay1]

Seeing Toast rage adds a level of humility to him that makes me love him even more.

[@TheDocperian]

Ah finally a realistic depiction of everytime I legitimately try to enjoy hearthstone. Watching Toast/Trump/Firebat etc always makes me think I'll have fun playing the game but it always ends the same. Somehow I can stand years of League soloq but constantly losing to fringe case HS rng is too damn much.

[@Ericclund]

YES to this... a realistic depiction of a depiction of everytime I legitimately try to enjoy hearthstone. Watching Toast/Trump/Firebat etc always makes me think I'll have fun playing the game but it always ends the same. Somehow I can stand years of League soloq but constantly losing to fringe case HS rng is too damn much.

[@NeveR2ResT]

and this... a realistic depiction of a depiction of everytime I legitimately try to enjoy hearthstone. Watching Toast/Trump/Firebat etc always makes me think I'll have fun playing the game but it always ends the same. Somehow I can stand years of League soloq but constantly losing to fringe case HS rng is too damn much.

[@redhammer92]

More like this... a finally a realistic depiction of everytime I legitimately try to enjoy hearthstone. Watching Toast/Trump/Firebat etc always makes me think I'll have fun playing the game but it always ends the same. Somehow I can stand years of League soloq but constantly losing to fringe case HS rng is too damn much.

[@kuro13wolf]

I think I just had a stroke

[@asheryunan]

It's like a card game that requires so little skill and so much rng. At least in other card games you can skill your way to a win but Hearthstone you just gotta strap in and take your rng raping

[@Manimal_Official]

“Value vs Value meta will be so fun” Reality: 0:00

[@fate1157]

You mean no boom on 7 = loss

[@shinime8885]

2:05 You thought you could get away with humming "Vengaboys - We like to party", didn't you Toast? But no Toast, we see your every move, we know your every thought, and we don't forgive or forget.

[@riccardodellorto4267]

If all the resident sleeper warriors match each other, then we will be free from 40 minutes matches

[@deday6525]

YES

[@rngsus4002]

NO

[@RaGiAn87]

Not gonna lie, Grand Archivist getting another Grand Archivist would have made me lose my mind too

[@garindan]

Two copies. He still had another one in his hand.

[@bronypage]

i got that in the tavern brawl and got a nice 12-2 out of it, NO SHAME

[@magride]

It happend to me 2 time and he got Omega devastetor too the thing is I was a Shaman If you are not as UNFAIR as them you have no chance

[@Martin-ts7co]

Imagine playing a 34 min game just to lose lol

[@franzebert428]

Imagine playing a 15h hearthstone qualify tournament to lose in the finals

[@shirosobi]

Franz Ebert Imagine being disqualified because you overslept

[@mischatietema9704]

This was edited down so the game was longer

[@TheEel228]

oh i do it's called league of legends

[@trackts]

Hearthstone is not a game, it's a meme generator. Acept the holy word and rejoice, or surfer otherwise.

[@Shuggy]

Bruh, the beginning is how every session of hearthstone ends for me, but I still keep playing this fucking game

[@Willhascookies]

RNGesus: "I know what its like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end. Dread it, run from it. Destiny arrives all the same and now it's here, or should I say, I am."

[@kryger4840]

Blind Ran Greetings Thanos

[@CloudianMH]

You can see the exact moment his mind breaks. Tbf, I've felt like this whole expansion feels super rng heavy.

[@alexzander7629]

Honestly, it seems Hearthstone in general has just been to RNG focused for to long. I feel like it really is going to have to change soon or the game is just gonna give way to something more substantial

[@Oxxyjoe]

It might be but I think it's just instead a very different meta.

[@ultraderpus]

@@alexzander7629 you are correct, rng is a skill equalizer and is meant to help keep less serious/skilled players interested in the game, but it ultimately accomplishes the feeling you described in most of the playerbase

[@curtisrogers6364]

I agree, a lot of the newer cards are super RNG based. You win or lose based of what you get from cards, what you roll for hero power, etc. Academic Espionage, the random generation in mage, the switching of hero powers for Dr.Boom etc

[@weegete]

the thing is though, even if they made the cards way less rng based to the point of nill , the matchups themselves are so polarized that it then just becomes opponent based rng like a big game of rock paper scissors. And that's not even getting into draw rng and tech cards rng etc...

[@BrowserTroll2025]

To be fair, Toast. You did mess up on your own Archivist.

[@TitomaticoVlogsOficial]

To be fair he was panicking bc the timer

[@Pestsoutwest]

"All work and no play make Homer something something..." "Go crazy?" "Don't mind if i do!"

[@purpleblah2]

Blizzard: Why did you break my game, oni-san? Utoastie Uchiha: To test my ability.

[@Novakayne27]

"Okay, I'm scared" Janet with the comment of the year in the background LOL.

[@maryouth-aut547]

ive never seen someone being that mad yet still being able to keep a smile

[@buggerlugz6753]

Glad i'm not the only one that hearthstone makes feel this way...................

[@amourskyalexandre7514]

7:35 instant regret

[@vituvieira]

"Okay, I'm scared" 😂 😂 😂 👌🏼

[@taiphan6938]

Victor me too

[@Mr_King96]

That soft singing near the end is soooooo immensely relaxing

[@ChintzMusic]

"If there's one thing I learned about being an American, it's if someone bombs you, you bomb 'em back."

[@demensvgc]

Oh yeah. That half-hour game that loses you a star. A classic...

[@TheMusicalFruit]

Here's how every Contol Warrior match up goes: Play a long drawn out game where each player makes critical decisions to wisely manage their resources. After 30 minutes, flip a coin to see who wins.

[@keixsy]

Janet: Hands up! Toast: Why? Janet: For being the cutest cutie pie in the whole wide world!🖤

[@ErgonomicDesk]

Ages like milk, this comment

[@dafire9634]

Toast has finally succumbed To the RNG gods,It Is Surprising he survived yogg and other Legends.

[@saucek9295]

remember when janet said do you two need therapy when answering that couple quiz? i think you need that

[@mattman1684]

I was on stream when this happened, and it was the most glorious thing ever.

[@_zsebtelep8502]

When happaned the stream?

[@chaosmastermind]

Ah yes.. the moment of despair when you just start randomly singing Bohemian Rhapsody. LOL It was glorious.

[@jakemomberger327]

Yesterday... “Excuse my language, I’m cutting back” -Toast 😂😂😂 god damn I love your videos dude. Best hearthstone videos ever. Bar none.

[@Rezzona]

The RNG Gods were displeased with you because you didn't sacrifice a toast to them!

[@coycen]

guess the new expansion brought rngesus back into the game. AND HE'S PISSED

[@dafire9634]

He survived yogg and other Legends,he can survive this

[@rngsus4002]

Hi everyone

[@DonFreeq]

@@sajti200156 Bro, I have had today 4 games in a row where opponent did have extreme

[@jasonmullins777]

32:52 When the sanity is finally gone and all you can do is laugh.

[@patv5985]

This was the best video I have ever seen so far from Toast's channel. This is pure gold. God I love this dude he's so funny.

[@tylerlugo4276]

when toast i angry yet responsible so instead of punching and grabbing stuff he grabs a paper towel roll to smack around i love it

[@PowefulLucy]

this agony somehow reminds me why I don't play hearthstone anymore :D love Toast's hearthstone videos tho

[@sylvainyt]

26:19 Welcome to every single control Warrior deck in Hearthstone history

[@jamesdandrea7284]

30:20 Toast doing his best Seinfeld impression

[@whateverppl1229]

0:20 sounds like toast fits in just nicely playing league.

[@joshuachesney7552]

"At least I'm safe inside my mind" Toast that might be the most dangerous place you could be right now.

[@MasterSujinlp]

6:22 Toast: "Look into my eyes chat" Chat: "You have to open them first"

[@martecoronel]

I remember a taunt in AoE II: "You played for two hours to lose like that..."

[@erikzetterlund6997]

Was it 100% winrate?

[@madotee]

top kek meme

[@leobastian_]

@Alton Wu r/wooosh

[@djsanders4813]

@@leobastian_ xD

[@TreiberSeptim]

20:14 bamboozling someone 20:27 getting bamboozled

[@WarstTC]

19:17 Toast, you were right

[@MultiArtartart]

18:50 playing Elysiana while having like 8s left, and done perfect. those discoveries were so good and fast.

[@DarknessBlade808]

20:13 that was the moment i realized that the blackwald pixie was the best option and also that it was the BEST OPTION

[@EDMTHMChannel]

The beginning tho 😂😂 !!

[@fknormal7804]

This first 27 seconds just described my whole hearthstone history on ladder

[@vegedoge514]

8:38 that one damage mattered

[@tonyb7389]

no it didnt man even tho that 1 damage shortened the game by 1 turn toast is dead in every situation even he discovers mechatun

[@Kenzaro]

I mean it's not like everyone was playing a card who gives infinite value by discovering a beast into another 1 month ago. Right ?

[@spykp]

Best stream in 2019, hands down! I laughed so much! xD

[@sweetweebygoodness8693]

Today, we learned that even disguised toast can become burnt

[@SVillainG]

This is what happens when you play against Yugi Muto.

[@andrewseet4408]

The irony, that this exact video, was uploaded earlier, on the channel features the all of the people, that Toast is a part off

[@playbench]

Turns out it's good to play your Archivist before the end of the rope.

[@Azerothic]

I wouldn't made a difference

[@mrawesome2utb]

so... this makes me sad because it reminds me of when my sister was going through a really hard time, and it hurts remembering about it

[@arifridwanabriyanto9286]

Aww...that's unfortunate, that last delivery drone will give you mechathun..

[@thehungrygnome3649]

0:00 holy shit, I thought I was alone on the delivery drone

[@InsanityRivals]

Yes show the outcome of the game before the video even starts, _fantastic work_

[@ironfrill1367]

toast @ 19:10 toast @ 33:45 which is it?

[@Violaphobia]

7:27 the geopolitics jokes, the reason toast is the best

[@lexaaxel6723]

1:21 I need this in my life

[@Gandi2000]

A piece of toast has a mind? Whattttt My mind is blown.

[@arcclite1144]

Scolded by Janet in background @ end is adorable

[@CidCidCid]

That intro had me being a chucklehead

[@vadimboldireff108]

That intro tho😂😂😂

[@Perluwu]

6:21 HEREEES JOHNNY!

[@akselwigdahlmichelsen7188]

Love that you are pushing to legend

[@danielvona8118]

All work and no play makes toast a dull boy

[@andrewjohnson8870]

For once the title was perfectly accurate

[@unbelievebale777]

Haven't laughed this hard in a while lmao

[@antsy9703]

"This bomb warrior matchup will be quick!" 30 minutes later...

[@remyllebeau77]

The one time Toast gets my luck and he loses it.

[@anamaewung5135]

I felt bad for toast, why is he this unlucky im actually so sad for him

[@abaddonblack1294]

Ok, who has been putting salt on toast? It was suppose to cinnamon and sugar!

[@PedroNacht]

I'd love to see the other player's reaction to this match. Anyone know if this D3V1L streams?

[@albrown8875]

This is how I feel every time I try to climb ranked.

[@johnsebastianlervik9964]

Never had such a great time watching a yt vedeo

[@souju4]

I really don't wanna play a meta where every game with warrior is 15+ minutes.

[@samuelkral6987]

*2days+

[@daruyami]

Just play druid then - I always as warrior lost with them this expansion

[@basvhout]

I love these kind of games. Control vs Control is much more fun to me than getting rushed down by a Tempo/face Mage that just turn 4 fireballs your face, turn 5 fireballs your face again, than draw the refill weapon and continues to do face damage from hand while making it nearly immpossible to drop monions or use spell cause of some secrets he dropped for 0 mana with a 4-3 minion. Such interactive gameplay. Yet I see people complain about long control matchups... What a world we live in.

[@Krisbrfps]

i've just played the same mirror match for 41 turns and i won with mecha'thun from omega assemble, i got so tense and mad during that game due to all the rng fucking me up good, that it was a relief when it ended. The way I started to get rid of my hand to play mechathun and use his own minions to kill it made that game fun to me in the end, but i'm not touching that deck again in quite some time.

[@morganhumphrey8135]

I'd like my toast with a heaping helping of salt, please.

[@dafire9634]

Correction:id like my toast if he were kripparian

[@raidon9433]

11:43 He kinda looks like Feitan from Hunter x hunter Upd: Weebs>Normies

[@Jarczenko]

W33B

[@Jarczenko]

W33🅱️

[@djsanders4813]

@@Jarczenko Hey, you're the one who knows what Hunter x Hunter is. Loser~

[@davidgallardo5020]

“Played everything perfectly” plays elysiana when rope is burning

[@Walternatum]

Nice seeing toast have a mental breakdown over a coin

[@jaxsonbateman]

I feel ya Toast - just lost a mirror-ish game yesterday that most of the time would go to turn timer (as we were both running Archivist + replay), due to how ridiculous his Delivery Drone + Elisiana RNG was compared to mine. It's a very salty feeling when you lose a game that seems to be a certainty - even if that certainty is 'tie'.

[@RedDragonFlayer]

well if Toast quits hearthstone and becomes a full-time league streamer we know why

[@minhhoangpham9713]

I never seen anyone who rage and smiling at the same time...

[@Roberthun]

this is basically getting to any rank in any ranked game when you dont enjoy it

[@alexm9104]

My mom watching this vid: what's wrong with him? Me: he's on drugs.

[@Mitoru.]

Toast: Complains about facing control warriors and mirror matches being resident sleeper. Also Toast: Plays control warrior. You are half of the problem buddy.

[@loreanalankister3756]

He’s not complaining because control warrior exists, he was simply saying that it’s annoying to play against as a control warrior himself and it’s going to take a while. This specific game had nothing to do with him playing against a control warrior, the problem was that it was extremely unfair even when he played almost perfectly. If he was playing a braindead deck, made two misplays every turn, and still won the game then you can call him a problem but until that day comes (which it never will) please stop making comments like this

[@leobastian_]

@@loreanalankister3756 how is Bomb Warrior braindead?

[@Mitoru.]

Don't mind me, it's just a prank.

[@RagnorokGundam]

When the game has revenge you break it and later it breaks your soul!

[@penoyer79]

Control warrior mirror match will drive any man to lunacy.