DisguisedToast Learns About Bras

Clip from OfflineTV Podcast #26:
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[@aidanballance7686]

pov: the teacher puts you in a group with all girls for a project

[@captainpwnju8304]

Good times

[@MetalOfAllOwns]

yeeeupppp. This was me last semester in college lol. Its not as fun as you think it would be lmao

[@joemama-wf6ln]

fr fr

[@sebastianrorigez1298]

Very good but somewhat strange comparison

[@itsBrianSebastian]

Imagine being in a college class full of girls now lol

[@psophilsalva5888]

Toast looks like he wasn't suppose to be in this conversation

[@ristopototo3842]

He is like the youngest child that have to hear his older sisters conversations.

[@iwillcry]

OldRiu adorable

[@louna4341]

don’t think he wanted to be in that conversation

[@melted7136]

Because he wasn't

[@maiphen4537]

*why are we still here, just to suffer*

[@EkkoTheGekko]

I love the way Toast looks during this whole conversation about bras

[@chibimonster_tv5827]

Lol he’s so lost 😂😂😂😂😂.

[@chibimonster_tv5827]

2:20 “lower your arms, let me see them nips”

[@mazatlazulchampa-jaramillo540]

He is like aww yeah but also oh no

[@joaoareias7121]

The poor guy had his world blown😂

[@jagarcogheart]

I feel as lost as him

[@cloudedskiez]

"The bar is low, literally just having a bedframe is impressive." truer words have never been spoken

[@CeasarSaladAss]

goddamn gold diggers

[@EvostarSC]

toast.exe has stopped responding

[@Gotec_crabs]

*Reeboting in 10hours*

[@sdestroyer6135]

69 likes i don’t want to ruin it

[@leviackerman6117]

Only 399 btw

[@totallynormalperson2915]

Guys keep it on 404 it's only correct

[@manthespoon]

@@totallynormalperson2915 Shit some ass ruined it and another ass ruined 420 lol

[@no_i_dont_want_no_slugs]

Their advice isn't bad, certainly wouldn't do any harm. They're pretty good friends to give him that insight.

[@ctpp64]

I don’t think KZbin plaques is gonna get the ladies lol

[@faridzia7239]

@@ctpp64 that was obviously a joke

[@matissimoj1190]

@@faridzia7239 I don't read reddit, so I cannot use r/whoosh I guess...

[@user-pm2zv9fs5r]

@@ctpp64 it'd be a conversation starter tho

[@mobious01]

Toast is not wrong tho, is all about how to talk to a girl

[@NO-ge6ci]

In Toasts head right now: *Minecraft villager sounds*

[@a_fine_boi5677]

yup

[@_IvanD_]

HHUUUUUUUHHH

[@gracenelson2705]

I love this comment

[@Unheardhat]

Hnergh

[@impreaper2513]

Ayy i got the perfect 3k like im very proud thats satisfying

[@Sophie-dd5xr]

Women: _talk about bras_ Toast: _holds his nonexistent boobs_

[@AB-ey8xc]

He was all confused XD

[@himaji1369]

wdym *nonexistent*

[@neondv4389]

lily sweating rn

[@its_aj251]

There is such a thing called man boobs.

[@patrickyorkshire5764]

the enregy this gives is the "Ive been friend zoned so hard they think im one of the girls"

[@theonlyhassanelahlou]

🤣🤣🤣

[@spiritualenergy6479]

Imagine if toast got rejected so many times and this was his life style

[@robertwelch2843]

Honestly lmao

[@Sam-qv8dq]

@@adamk.7177 yeah incel way of thinking is just gross lol. I don't think that's what he meant.

[@MJeune-te5wc]

Honestly

[@seanfitzpatrick550]

i feel like toast is like the guy that the girls thought that he was gay so they invited him to the sleep over

[@thedivineshadow451]

task failed successfully

[@aComplexName]

I am writing this comment just so you see me.

[@iamalone3966]

Literally me

[@ferrallezz5246]

Complex -Playz same.

[@randomizednamme]

i am alone same

[@SirPuncake]

toasts seems so uncomfortable, yet I feel like he's enjoying this and taking a bunch of notes in his head

[@gotworc]

it's like when a girl is with a bunch of guys and they talk about dude shit

[@_s_9920]

@@gotworc except dudes don't talk about personal stuff like this with eachother

[@clumsyslime3369]

@@_s_9920 lmao imagine 3 dudes talking about how it feels to wear a condom in front of their female friend.

[@gotworc]

@@_s_9920 idk about you but I do

[@ferrallezz5246]

Vishwa.U exactly lmao.

[@isabella4793]

Toast's face for the entire video: 👁👄👁 | 😐 | 🤨🤨🤨

[@Lightskinwarrior]

👁️. .👁️👂 👃 👄 👍

[@herom123]

@@Lightskinwarrior im scared

[@Lightskinwarrior]

@@herom123 👁. .👁👂 👃 👄 👎

[@ModestyG]

@@Lightskinwarrior I will have nightmares… And because I said that it is going to become true, nightmares just are like that.

[@dexgen4809]

POV: You just walked into the girl’s locker room and can’t leave

[@faiz7569]

That would be fun..Lmao jk

[@engineergaming1669]

Okay Okay

[@Correa-yy9lq]

I would pretend that that I need help and someone was chasing me

[@Time_Wasting_Goose]

kick out the door

[@patrickdyer1224]

Top comment

[@64bit-]

girls: roasting and trash talking toasts room *_meanwhile he literally has the cleanest room out of everyone_*

[@Raquya]

Not really hard to have a clean room when theres literally nothing to clean in the first place

[@user-c3jdf9lylzse]

@@Raquya well theres pee steins from the bottle 😉

[@TheButterMinecart1]

@@Raquya What's wrong with having nothing in your room?

[@ryukin8385]

@@TheButterMinecart1 nothing wrong

[@Lanurus]

@@TheButterMinecart1 There's nothing wrong with it, it's just redundant to say it's clean

[@thebreadbaron2027]

girls: "It's about the aesthetic" guys: "There is no functional difference"

[@Ghost-pq9eh]

Ye

[@bighero6823]

Poki: I mean ur smart. But i think you need a book shelf to really drive home how smart you are. Toast: ..... This is why nice guys finish last.....

[@ahhhahahnoyou9966]

BigHero 6 wtf i read this reply as she said that 😂

[@TKVisme]

Yeah sums it up

[@TKVisme]

@@ahhhahahnoyou9966 that do be happening bro

[@octopussmasher2694]

Toast has infiltrated the inner circle and retrieved the hidden knowledge

[@stonegraber5059]

why the hell havent they made a "girls decorate Toast's room" video by now???

[@shahrulyusryroslan5826]

Room makeover

[@TwinbornMist]

That isnt actually a bad idea

[@inkeriananas]

I was literally just thinking that, I would love to watch them go shopping with Toast for furniture and stuff and decorate the room with him. But I don't want it to be like "oh surpriiiise this is what we do with your room!", I want him to have a word in it all. Do it guys.

[@inkeriananas]

@Your Words Our Orient seriously though where are all his things? Does he at least have a drawer for his clothes or something? 🙈

[@yanc4237]

@Your Words Our Orient thats something i would do😂

[@Axel-qu7qk]

The title should have been: "DisguisedToast Confused for 9 minutes straight"

[@spiritualenergy6479]

Lol this man was confused from the start

[@adrielihama7464]

DisgustedToast confused and roasted for 9 minutes

[@nightspicer]

yup

[@taniaisabellawaspodo6761]

ConfusedToast

[@Zaxas]

669 likes *nice*

[@widenet9032]

They roasting my boy Toast for his room, while he has the cleanest one of us all.

[@Rony049]

Clean and simple

[@Firestar-rm8df]

@@Rony049 Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel, tonight. It's hard to let it go ...

[@Jxrzy]

Lmao

[@AnnedolfFrankler911]

By far the cleanest room. All we, men, need is the basic essentials and we want them to be perfectly functional. And if you're going to make your room worse for yourself, just to impress a girl - you're going about it the wrong way.

[@s-tierkeyboardwarrior-lvl4686]

He must be related to Jordan Peterson

[@Sorararawr]

"Bring her home to your crack den" -Lilypichu 2020

[@yuushouma1263]

oh boy, do we know any crackheads near lily

[@toaster2335]

@@yuushouma1263 hmmmm lemme think 🤔

[@marissamate]

x'DD

[@arghyab]

Well well well, how the turntables

[@dawsonp3314]

@@yuushouma1263 Michael.

[@spindfilms7455]

It’s like toast doesn’t wanna be there but he does it for the boys

[@Soro_K]

FOR THE BOYS

[@Oscar-st2cg]

FOR THE BOYS!!!

[@tahmkenchusta5852]

DO IT FOR THE BOYS!

[@alifizharulhaq3370]

FOR, THE, BOYS!!!

[@noitsbecky.4291]

@@tahmkenchusta5852 ...

[@gonun69]

Toast went straight to IKEA after this video.

[@danigirl1113]

I mean. If you saw their most recent offline tv video, he has a higher bed. Lol but they did just move soo idk

[@x3dfritz0]

Toast gonna use his Among Us detective skills to always know who's wearing a bra

[@LaloKURD]

girl is making a cross sign with her hands: toast: hmmm you arent wearing bras today

[@cyclon3s]

"oh you're innocent? lower your arms"

[@kinbruh]

Bruh shes suss she doesnt cover her nipples she probably wears a bra vote her out

[@raychances6251]

@@cyclon3s omfg

[@spiritualenergy6479]

Whelp now he knows the cheat to every Among Us game.

[@Yoshirou]

It's funny how the girls talk about furniture and bed frames etc. are attractive and meanwhile Lily just sleeps on a mattress

[@kweeniepiez]

but her aesthetic is "comfy"💅

[@maggiedink6715]

@@kweeniepiez the comfy cartel

[@paeridolia]

she sleeps on michael's bed or something

[@simoneingleson4280]

Didnt michael break her bed?? 🤣

[@tracys169]

She sleeps in Michael's bed LOL.

[@jawalawa9217]

Poki: I don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable Toast: **visible uncomfortableness and confusion**

[@betelgeux6010]

ah yes, the uncomfortable

[@St_Banian]

mostly confusion I think it’s like a whole new world to him lmao

[@ritameow9227]

@@St_Banian Toast: *thinking intensifies

[@Raven_Black_252]

Oh jeezus

[@anshi5098]

Very sus of him

[@spiritualenergy6479]

Also I saw him vent

[@jorgereyes8438]

Should we vote him out

[@JIAcco]

Yes

[@aarav_seth]

Why do you sound like sykunno without actually talking

[@WaggishWizz]

DisguisedToast turned into DisgustedToast very quick

[@CircusSeal]

Good one lmao

[@jacksongreer3219]

underrated comment

[@Michael-Hammerschmidt]

I'm a native English speaker but still had a stroke reading this for some reason

[@hanachi300]

Nicee

[@Kloudzsky]

Moldy toast

[@fumiko6741]

“Honestly, furniture is attractive.” Yeah.... crazy dumb how true that is...

[@ordinarytree4678]

Its a symbol of status and wealth. Human attraction is always really stupid.

[@nikosaronim]

In a way it also reflects your personality. If it's minimal, or over the top, you can somewhat guess a person's tendencies

[@michaeltan5068]

@youcef demdoum 😂

[@padmanabanraghavendran3570]

@youcef demdoum some doesnt actually

[@Taylor_5724]

I was gonna say I'm a guy and I understand this but I'm not sure if I'm a guy or not tbfh

[@navascv8745]

imagine sykunno here instead of toast...

[@Bob-em6kn]

He's just gonna say its all luck whether the njpple will show or not

[@senorswordfish6019]

"Oh just got lucky"

[@badger-brawlstarseditor679]

Rae needs to be there

[@anngeorge467]

oh my god *covers mouth*

[@Lovekaylapls11]

@@anngeorge467 ACCURATE LMAO

[@oopdi]

I feel so bad for girls cause I know why they do this. There are some extremely terrible guys that will bring up the girls not wearing a bra. That's why toast is so confused. He's not one of those people.

[@neriZsIemoH]

Oof yea most of the time I feel girls will explain themselves about it because some men or just people in general think it's bad not to wear a bra or even...what's the word....disgusting?

[@darkwolf4434]

And who gives you the power to speak for "other guys"

[@neriZsIemoH]

@@darkwolf4434 wait but...they said some guys not all though...?

[@inafridge8573]

Yeah. Some men will read not wearing a bra as an excuse to be pervy or too forward or even worse so wearing a bra is avoiding that risk.

[@darkwolf4434]

@@neriZsIemoH I know

[@prashil3k594]

I love how much Toast appreciates the girls and how much the girls love and trust him. Idk man. He's the best crewmate IMO

[@notjarjarbinks4498]

Nobody: Toast during this conversation: -_-

[@idontneedsubscribers3253]

@@Proger-sj8cj Facts

[@amprs2812]

that's racist

[@gryff0n_]

that's a little racist looking not gonna lie

[@notjarjarbinks4498]

Gryff0n _ it wasn’t my intend to look racist.

[@tempest212]

@@notjarjarbinks4498 ah that's sad

[@dadiolego]

This podcast: Three women talk, while a dude sits there looking confused

[@perhaps5095]

I kinda relate to it. Last year in my English class I sat next to two girls who talked about periods or bra stuff or whatever everyday. I learned more about women than about English in that class

[@suicideispainless8107]

Minus two of the women and you have yourself a common couple.

[@Bubba-ek7zr]

made this 1k

[@idealicfool]

I've had this sitch a few times. Used to be a massive bookworm and would not put the book down until I reached a point I was satisfied with. Would be dragged along to the beach or w/e by mates and I would be like, yea ima catch up in a bit. Keep reading...meanwhile the girls are usually stick aroumd at camp and of course the girl talk starts. I turn red a few times as I try to read the book and finally like, aight, might go see what the boys are doing now

[@bighero6823]

That moment when you can't relate to anything anyone says so they think ur shy and don't like to talk.... Girl: Ur such a nice guy. But you need to talk more! Guy: BITCH talk about something other than bras and furniture then!

[@arryacc]

"WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?" was written all over Toast's Face.

[@Rahul-wv7mo]

Why am i writing this

[@sohumpimputkar1108]

Why am I replying to you

[@Riteshkrpanda]

@@sohumpimputkar1108 why am I replying to a reply ?

[@sohumpimputkar1108]

@@Riteshkrpanda why am i replying to a replying to a reply

[@chipmunkishungry5237]

@@sohumpimputkar1108 Why am I not breaking this chain?

[@esmondgoh3112]

Poki: "I love teaching Toast about women, first pads, now bras..." Toast: "😶"

[@mrbeanfan7217]

which podcast did he learn about pads

[@esmondgoh3112]

@@mrbeanfan7217 I think it's the same podcast, not sure if there's a clip or not

[@maryamjabbar4786]

@@mrbeanfan7217 No it was in a offlinetv video. He learned about the tampons in the Christmas unboxing video but I dont remember which video it was about pads

[@riv7509]

@@maryamjabbar4786 it was another unboxing video, a company sent some pad samples to them

[@maryamjabbar4786]

@@riv7509 Yeah I know. Thank you tho

[@michealcole4745]

Lily: Girls dont like just a matress on the floor Also Lily: Matress on the floor

[@tapokGPRS]

That is why she is with Michael, who DOES NOT have a matress on the floor.

[@NinjaWBS]

For guys. Listen to what she says not follow what she does lol. Michael ticking all them boxes.

[@driverdodo]

Micheal Cole to be fair micheal destroyed her bed for the surgery robot

[@johnnyklasing4002]

I was wondering if anyone else noticed that

[@JioLLLL]

@@driverdodo he just reused the wood, bed broke while moving it or smthn, it's on her channel iirc

[@alexbevirt751]

The girls: explaining what they consider attractive All male watchers: Write that down! Write that down!

[@VatchiMyoi]

All poki simps: memorizes the whole conversation

[@ricardomagno4758]

The girls said very good tips

[@hakhawt8416]

@@ricardomagno4758 nip tips :0

[@xo1769]

Simp

[@gr33dl0cknein3]

You don't ask a fish how to catch fish.

[@yamahrahda]

I love toast but my mans really needs a bedframe lmaoo

[@FrostDirt]

Well you see, there is no functional difference

[@dolphinman9253]

@@FrostDirt and if you fall off your bed it wouldnt hurt as much

[@StruckByStars]

FACTS

[@Preposter]

@@dolphinman9253 You speak the truth. I respek that

[@jey1834]

@@FrostDirt yes there is

[@Ejiro__Kirishima]

Personally as a flat chested person My bras are only to hide the nip. I need no support, there is nothing to support.

[@moonlight-im8ik]

Or to make them pop out a little since my belly is bigger than my boobs !

[@pepagoe8216]

u guys have bras?!!!?

[@fannyslam]

I suggest stickies then, incredibly cheap and hide the nip just fine.

[@kellylum577]

@@fannyslam lol tape works too

[@xanderzed6587]

i wish mine were flat af :(

[@revenoon5375]

Toast’s face is just

[@lonewolf97]

; : / This is his face

[@samuelblake9791]

👁👄👁

[@sjsjdjjiwksjsj8147]

🤔

[@extabbit7475]

()_()

[@alexsindelar2063]

-_-

[@ryanjavierr]

The girls: you need a bed frame Lily: literally doesn't have a bed frame

[@trashymontyy2385]

Yes.

[@Lektro4464]

Ryan Javier well she sleeps in michaels room anyway

[@AAABattery_]

Well, that's because Michael took it to make a "surgery robot"

[@pieromaldito]

@@AAABattery_ before that she didnt used her bed frame

[@IIIIllllllllIIIIIllll]

Michael does.

[@yankusu9275]

I feel like this is what actually happens when you pretended to be gay and got invited in a girls sleepover.

[@gray9606]

Pretended????

[@Anglepet456]

I feel like he was just absorbing that shit like a sponge, REALLY thinking about it. But like facts, Showing that you're put together and care about your environment (ie being clean and having nice things) makes a partner feel like you're reliable and you can take care of shit and maybe you'll put that level of care into a relationship. It's attractive as hell when someone is put together.

[@johanna5194]

What does that have to do with bras? Edit: Nevermind, you were talking about the second part.

[@joshuayoukai4790]

Girls aren't expected to be put together. It's an unfair standard that is not expected from the other side. Chemistry between people should be what matters, not shallow things like how their room looks. A guy who cares so much about how he looks to others may get more girls (because the girls are naïve and think that a well put together life makes for a better partner) but in reality that doesn't make a better partner. Someone who will be loyal to you and someone who is a genuinely good person with morals, who also has chemistry with you is what makes a better partner, not just what they appear to be to others because of how their home looks.

[@LourStirling]

@@joshuayoukai4790 but we actually are??? Like, from a very young age it is drilled into our heads that we should dress up a certain way, put makeup on, groom ourselves, etc I'm just going to say that I'm so sorry for whoever gets to be your partner if you have that self centered/unaware mentality lmaoo

[@joshuayoukai4790]

@@LourStirling Maybe you don't understand what I was saying? It is not an overall expectation of guys to expect a girl's room to be made up or for them to have a successful occupation. Many guys fight girls because they wear makeup and girls end up saying that they wear makeup, not for the men but because they like wearing it. People that have those expectations for girls are overwhelmingly girls themselves. The overall expectation that men have for women is very low, this is just a fact. We don't expect a lot from a girl. We just expect someone that we have chemistry with, is attractive to us and is a moral person. I don't hate girls and I don't think that I'm better than them, let me make that clear. But the expectations of girls in the US is very high and unachievable for the average guy. I'm saying that this expectation, to have everything in your life look perfect and well put together, is an unfair expectation that is not put on women nearly as much as it is put on men in the US specifically.

[@joshuayoukai4790]

@@LourStirling By the way, I do have a girlfriend and she loves me and is happy that I don't judge her if her room isn't made up as much as I would like, or if she's not wearing makeup. She also knows that I have no expectation for her when it comes to money. I love her for who she is and she loves me for who I am, not what I can do for her or the way that I dress, or how my room looks. So let me just say this, you may not be a girl that has this kind of mentality but it is a common thing in the US for girls to expect too much out of men.

[@joejia1410]

Imagine a kid just stumbling across "disguised toast learns about bras" on their dads computer

[@SaibonVY2]

Dad?

[@sonicboom5012]

I actually kept this in my watch later, for about 2 - 3 weeks

[@alimosaad4809]

why are u talking about me?

[@NinfoStudios]

thats me

[@ImSincero]

Hey... that's my same story just a bit different, stop looking at me >:(

[@smalleyes6070]

Having a bed frame is impressive Yvonne: TRUEEEE Me - Sleeps on the floor.

[@DedicatedbytheDead]

floor gang oughh ough

[@dredgen6846]

Floor way more comfy then bed

[@eduardos4574]

Chronic back pain way better than good posture

[@smalleyes6070]

@@eduardos4574 Lmao

[@notjarjarbinks4498]

floor gang rise up

[@johnrobichaud1983]

The way his face is stuck from 1:50-2:50 is gold

[@overlord2-135]

Toast is every guy when there forced to sit with a group of girls in school

[@andres2756]

*YES*

[@GrievingDeadly]

Toast face is literally your profile pic

[@0Maanu0]

Nah I think he was just pretending, the conversation wasnt embarrasing.

[@Attackplaya]

they are* got u bro

[@trungcrafter4304]

@@0Maanu0 idk about that chief

[@manatuete]

Toast the next day: "Hey guys, I am going to buy a bed and decorate my room for no reason."

[@aragornstarscream803]

I let chat decorate my room, part 2

[@PolarPsyche]

I made a Twitter bot to decorate my room with... But copy and pasted Michael's entire code

[@Josh-jp3ft]

@@PolarPsyche He has several rooms so he would need to copy and paste it in several times.

[@vaepuer2290]

I love them ragging on toast for just a mattress and lily sleeps on a blanket

[@Zearics]

I think she said, that she hasn't actually slept in her own room for a month or two

[@SuchanOriginal]

@@Zearics Michael's bed

[@6zwbob]

@@Zearics even before then her bed was on the floor because she didn't want to use the sketchy loft bed they got

[@badumpkinpie7720]

It's not only a blanket it's a futon

[@aaroningots]

2:15 "wait, but I'm not family with Michael" Nice save.

[@luke-mf1df]

guys: there is no functional difference. girls: FURNITURE IS ATTRACTIVE

[@OnlyGleeLover]

It’s true tho LOL makes it just seem like someone is put together LOL

[@javencummins1426]

It's true. I can't even believe people think just a mattress is enough. My mother hates it.

[@St_Banian]

It adds personality to the room. Makes it feel less like a hotel room?

[@neos9934]

utilitarian gang

[@blazestar4747]

I'm a girl and I literally don't care for furniture -_-

[@bulldozer8950]

Toast during among us: I will psychoanalyze these noobs poki: girls are always psychoanalyzing you based on your room step your game up! toast: :o

[@asher879]

first part: DisguisedToast Learns About Bras. second part: 3 girls teach disguised toast how to have a higher chance on getting laid.

[@Iamkmssoom]

3rd part toast gets laid by 3 girls

[@Greninjia]

@@Iamkmssoom that sounds like a porno ngl

[@ken2760]

Plot twist: Toast is wearing a bra

[@darksylince1792]

You can see the gears turning in Toasts head, "Why do they care so much about nipples? And why is there a whole science to it?"

[@kronksstronkstonks6360]

I love how toast is literally autosaving everything that's been said to memory for the last 30-40 seconds.

[@rebs-notofficial2447]

toast outside: -_- toast inside: :DDDDDDD

[@Bossman-py3gi]

Toast was like ; : /

[@a_fine_boi5677]

oooooh NSFW

[@magspie04]

6:32 "You know in esports, the bar is low..." POKI LMAOO

[@mistermagic1920]

Toast just sitting there like 👁 👃 👁 👄

[@xXdqBlizzardXx]

- 👃 - 👄

[@earlcastillo2672]

lily: "crack den" me: ah. I see. He's been to Michael's house before

[@lilyydotdev]

michaels house?

[@krizi8032]

he?

[@KniteRite]

House?

[@trystanholmes9357]

crack?

[@ProfessorXenoblade]

den?

[@pnutbro497]

i would like to date toast. he is the type of guy that won't just judge a woman for nothing

[@aurorapaisley7453]

ew

[@pnutbro497]

@@aurorapaisley7453 why

[@MyOwnWorld221]

Yeh he seems like a cool guy

[@Zarafin]

@@aurorapaisley7453 tf wrong with you?

[@jupiterclipse]

fr he seems like such an understanding guy and wouldn’t judge you for shit

[@darknerd8332]

Toast: Oo ok Bra lessons its gonna be funnnnnnnnn *Toast a few seconds in* What the faq am I listening to??????

[@mafiozz8245]

Lilly: Having a bed frame is impressive Meanwhile Lilly: FLOOR GANG OUH

[@thebioFAN]

Yordi Martinez i was gonna day that exact thing 7u7

[@e.e1958]

@@yordi4340 I didn't understand what you meant for a second and then I understood and laughed! 😂😂

[@tristanbean7025]

Yordi Martinez she literally said she doesn’t even date Michael for the content, only for his bed

[@bordylol2131]

She said in a past stream that she doesn’t date Michael for content, she dates him for his bed

[@u_idiotkid425]

She doesn't sleep in that room

[@xyelashe]

Alternative Title: Toast learns how to decorate his room.

[@slashuu_]

Fixed alternated title: Toast learns how to get laid

[@susandefelice5509]

@@slashuu_ comprise.. Toast gets laid after learning how to decorate his room

[@doop6654]

Yall are wrong, The title is perfect for CLICKBAIT

[@targetsecurity7510]

Susan DeFelice toast learns how to get laid after learning how to decorate his room after learning how to clickbait

[@1mpauster]

"Furniture is attractive" GETS TURNED ON BY A COUCH

[@neogajo-ah7667]

true

[@MLGHazrad]

Casting Couch

[@evenaarek1042]

Table-kun

[@danielhwang4960]

Lily: I'm not wearing a bra rn! Toast:🗿

[@idontcreatecontent741]

Toast needs to talk to Michael about making another Twitter bot to decoarate his room

[@Ardy_Visser]

I think its hilarious that half of us are here because of Michael

[@mythicalducky]

@@Ardy_Visser 👀 don't expose me

[@lewiyoutube]

YES YES YESSSS

[@navb0tactual]

@@Ardy_Visser lol

[@whonk6079]

finally, toast will also gain the literal power of god and anime.

[@Kayveman01]

This needs to be a series.... "DisguisedToast learns about --- "

[@trilloy951]

dude i just realized that lilypichus mustache was a filter.... i thought she was acually wearing a fake mustache edit: damn those likes tho. Thx

[@thenicolasaurus]

Holy shit, you’re right

[@Gotec_crabs]

Lel youd notice by watching streams with micheal cause he keeps stealin the mustache.

[@SDSXellan]

Same

[@amivlr]

Yeah I fr thought it was just a piece if paper or something

[@YotoBoto]

wtf

[@born2run306]

the girls: talking about how they have the ability to hide their boobs if they hunch over me: *cries in 34DDD*

[@PandoraSlicer]

?

[@lemmyxpro]

Huh

[@guiltyavocado]

gurl sameee 😭

[@aaleenasif5794]

Really?! Could you possibly share some if possible

[@zacgonzalez3548]

sorry bout the back

[@rexcialofficial9172]

Toast is so comfortable around women when i was like that my whole class thought i was gay even though i wasn't

[@Austin-db6fl]

Same, people think im gay because of how smooth i am with women

[@ceizhore4498]

They’re just jealous that they can’t get women to talk comfortably around them

[@uncleiroh4650]

Austin Having female friends doesn’t mean you’re “smooth” with women, lol. It just means your a normal functioning person. Don’t try to pat your back too much, might be part of the reason some guys don’t want to chill with you

[@22uzis63]

Uncle Iroh wise words uncle iroh

[@alfiet8188]

Uncle Iroh that name fits with this comment

[@marthamcdonald2744]

Lily: some girls might not like having a mattress on the floor. Meanwhile in lily's room: mattress on floor.

[@soren1376]

she’s not like some girls

[@leonardoalvarez9597]

Ye, but she's got another bed upstairs ;)

[@skyprogramming2177]

Cant forget that it got salvaged for a surgery robot 😅🤣

[@jenniferrattana7424]

Mykull got her covered

[@Inukaino7]

Toast: Lily's faking bra!

[@Arjyabm]

Hahahaaaaahaaa

[@Zarko.]

Bra these nuts on your face

[@bluerry01]

"What's bra" "Braging dis nuts on ur faces hahahahhahahahaha"

[@Danny-sx1uq]

@@bluerry01 Good one

[@bluerry01]

@@Danny-sx1uq credit goes to Toast.

[@moxxvn9290]

Pov: when the girls ask you to hangout with them because they thought you a gay

[@I_the_Taco]

Copied

[@jennatolls6121]

I literally became the "*WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*" meme watching this video.

[@kalebnimhi]

Charles the French?

[@ryanking7331]

Toast: Doesn't have a bed frame Me: Straight up sleeps on the carpet

[@shake4259]

Floor gang

[@georgezp7787]

Legend has it that toast is still sitting there with a mindblown expression. Toast.exe just won't stop crashing, after all.

[@Asz_]

The girls: you need to have nice aesthetics in your room. also the girls: things everywhere and very messy Toast room: minimalistic af

[@cringe__6040]

Honestly his room looks the best

[@readyforlol]

YeAh BuT hE hAs HiS mAtTrEsS oN tHe FlOoR Also girls aren't a hivemind. Not all girls care about the same things.

[@brka__]

''Furniture is atractive'' Me deprived of women : I dunno bout you but that wardrobe be lookin hella thicc!!

[@achiever7630]

Dani? :DDDD

[@fireragr]

I can hear the THICC sound thing ;-;

[@lightzpy8049]

DUD DUD

[@jaym8808]

Ah, yeah. Hella thicc. Finna buss them doors wide open 😩

[@flyte707]

“When he brings you back to his crack den” lily speaking from personal experience

[@somerandomparrot5101]

Toast is frozen...(Impressive, he actually found somthing more awkward than his jokes)(Even Toast cant handle it) Or he went god brain...

[@St_Banian]

His brain was going so fast that his face just froze

[@el7ossen]

i used to think toast was a ladies man

[@chrissypoo240]

Wdym, he sets unrealistic standards for us guys

[@tr8ppy]

@@chrissypoo240 true

[@JustAnotherAccount8]

He is, he just doesn't stick around to talk to them after

[@miggle2]

He is, he's just a quiet professional

[@kanyetit7073]

he reminds me of B r o c k

[@Xallarap]

Yvonnie: "The furniture is attractive" *Me trying to impress her* I once slept for 25 hours on a sofa and I got stuck to it.

[@balazsfoldes4700]

Girls talking about bras, Toast just be like "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"

[@bigmike9947]

"I don't think you have to worry about making the guys uncomfortable." she says as Toast is shriveling up in the corner.

[@sirradez]

"I only have shorts and T-shirts" Lily: "ALRIGHT" that cracked me up for some reason

[@minkified]

Everyone: has gaming chairs Lily: *dining close & open chair*

[@proyashofficial]

I guess you could say it was a bra moment.

[@Lezm]

Proyash Lmao

[@samuelkurniawan1383]

Brah

[@Ani-me2]

get off the stage before I throw a tomato

[@LazyEro]

Brahhhhh

[@BokyProkyYT]

Lol

[@sunsp.t]

It's almost nice to see that even though Toast probably makes 7x my annual income, he still gets dunked on for not furnishing his room

[@luging2051]

Lets be honest it’s probably more than 7x

[@quarth9396]

pokimane: "i don't want to make anyone uncomfertable" meanwhile toast: uuuhhh. mmmmm.

[@eujean6683]

In this video, Toast is quiet when he heard about bra. Same as Zuckles but Toast is more question that Zuckles in podcast.

[@jemsnjulz4442]

?

[@thatguy-qb6up]

Sometimes I worry about zuckles

[@the-elderdragon6869]

Asian chris he is constantly that’s why

[@miggle2]

Yeh that's why we have the Mason segment

[@cupofdirtfordinner]

imagine just imagine typing the title saying "yes, this will get views" then it did

[@zub_cero0]

No, Michael's not in it.

[@cupofdirtfordinner]

@@zub_cero0 your reply makes no sense because it got views without michael reeves

[@zub_cero0]

psst, bruh imma let you in on a little secret. ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ʲᵒᵏᵉ

[@cupofdirtfordinner]

@@zub_cero0 yes i understood that, the joke still isnt good because the video got views.

[@zub_cero0]

Understandable, have a great day.

[@kyledereta9902]

pov: when you're pretending to be gay for years and finally get invited in a sleepover

[@oddacity5883]

Toast looks like that cousin who doesn’t understand your family’s inside jokes

[@kacpertrzeciak7060]

"I love teaching toast about women" Pokimane- 2020

[@sorathetroll]

I loled so hard lol

[@alexandervazquez7501]

the more you know ~ Also hi Sora!

[@foxrumor]

Didn't imagine you'd watch offlinetv sora.

[@DkPacketDk]

Pantsu misete

[@neilrivera2937]

didnt expect sora to be here

[@jabaltob9al271]

Fundekudasai

[@TheeGodhand]

5:51 pokimane straight disrespected Toast with that, he even turned to look

[@Dumbassfish63]

Toast looks like he walked into the wrong room but he can’t leave because the door locked behind him

[@wojtekthegreat2115]

It's like when a stranger starts talking to you but you don't wanna talk to them but you'd feel rude if you just walked off

[@memiix]

That sound like a Zelda dungeon

[@grimrose0]

The utter distress and confusion in toast's eyes.

[@GordonLee97]

These savages just started ganging up on homeboy, like damn