Dismount Fortress

[@piacomispl2023]

0:24 it's THE perfectly cut scream

[@Withered_Inferno_bonnie_82]

I will rip of your AH- (*his body went under the ground*) wut?

[@Uzidoorman2025]

Wut

[@homeschoolhd596]

**barely avoids trains** “Well that was clo-“ **gets rammed by snowplow**

[@NTMonsty]

Meanwhile in Alaska...

[@vitaliylomanoff1759]

Do not look at Me Maggot!

[@Theemeraldgamestone]

"FUCKIN SNOWPLOW!" -old jacksepticeye

[@julianstokes2454]

Ah my anus

[@Uzidoorman2025]

Oh my painas

[@hen6257]

0:24 congrats soldier you got past the heart wall Well a part of your body did

[@patricialaraaguilera8894]

Soldier:¿What?

[@markjustineleonor4011]

By flinging one of your body parts at 9999999999 km, you will manage to clip into the barrier.

[@elvenbuttress]

He has achieved S P E E D. His A C C E L E R A T I O N was Y E S

[@Oof_Trooper21]

I will rip off your- A- Wut?

[@AtomicGolem]

wut?

[@258thHiGuy]

2:18 Oh my god this entire sequence is perfect

[@Survival_Man40]

It's cartoon soldier then this clip kicks in

[@roxannewolfofficial]

oh my painas

[@BraixenKartzem]

That part of the Snoipah saying "I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" was incredebly fun, we need a taunt of that

[@ДенисНникитин]

2:12

[@danettezayassantana4094]

It's Sniper.

[@Raffygamerpro]

Like the soldier one who use the trumpet that he pulls a greneade and dies. They should do that even there

[@Twright4]

​@@danettezayassantana4094nah its snoipah

[@pluviamachina3583]

I spy a protogen.

[@woagman]

1:23 i actually expected him to say "didnt hurt"

[@Looona_fan]

You are very cultured.

[@Bluebomb716]

ME TOO

[@autistichades5552]

Even though he lost an entire arm XD

[@Ummwhyareyoualive6907]

He actually said “didn’t hurt”

[@SKScout]

2:27 I like how soldier thought that he had a close call, but he spoken too soon and got hit by that one car! XD

[@muntadherthabit9641]

Solder: now that was a clos- AHHHHHHHH!

[@Gabriel_Rojas_Arena]

@@muntadherthabit9641 "in the distance" OH my Ainis

[@muntadherthabit9641]

headless solder: do not look at me! maggot!

[@igorex04]

Do not look at me! Maggot!

[@getawayfromme1320]

2:12 I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *deds*

[@nongnutbunraksa1913]

DxDVlogs&mais aqi! XD

[@alvarocastro8776]

Died

[@crampinghellman1502]

a

[@Supershadow301]

2:28 "How that was close?!" 2:29 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Ooooh! My painis!"

[@Repented_Corrupted_Tyler]

2:34 Do not look at me maggot!

[@dragonreiver8929]

I heard "Oooh my anus!"

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

He says "My anus!"

[@User-pg9oe]

0:24 he disappeared of a blink of an eye

[@risingstar09]

"I will rip off your- A- *glitches the entire game, and gets confused about how it happened* What?"

[@FemboyFrankieShark]

0:25?

[@roxannewolfofficial]

@@risingstar09 wut

[@Repented_Corrupted_Tyler]

​@@risingstar09 wut?

[@kungfudragon321]

1:19 missed opportunity for the "holy crap this goes on forever" part

[@risingstar09]

It didn't go on forever...

[@jar_knight]

1:04 Are we just gonna ignore how that bicycle just put itself upright and then ditched Scout?

[@TheRealTeamTonyStudios]

Girl Scream

[@shadylapizo9245]

Even his own bike hated him, lol

[@NTMonsty]

Imagine if stolen bikes in real life acted like this, where they just piledrive you into a corner and then leave to go back to their owners. Hysterical.

[@negralisantos5350]

0:24 dafuq *"I will rip off your-"* A-

[@SouthParkTearrance]

Wut

[@skylerbozeman]

Wut

[@teaoftraffic]

…wut?

[@skylerbozeman]

@@teaoftraffic Ruby Gillman:😂

[@Repented_Corrupted_Tyler]

Wut?

[@vadenk2670]

"I will rip off your HEHHHHH! " akward scilence *wut* 0:23

[@juliavoloshko334]

Привет я не могу понять что это за слово не

[@brodiero-solar302]

@@juliavoloshko334 Sorry. I don't speak vodka.

[@harrytheseal6566]

@@brodiero-solar302 don't ou mean Sandvich?

[@brodiero-solar302]

@@harrytheseal6566 Yes. I mean sandvich

[@Repented_Corrupted_Tyler]

*wut?*

[@MineBro56]

0:58 Spy picks the worst time to play leap frog.

[@strelitziathekeyblader1657]

He also lost the “Frog Legs”

[@Alpharius93]

2:18 I completely imagine Soldier doing and saying that xD

[@CRUSH40RULES]

While riding in a run-away chicken.

[@WitchyAZ09]

''guess i am dead''

[@cityscanner9881]

Hi! Didn't expect to see you here!

[@charmyzard]

Witchy gmod 2:18 my favorite part, just for the berd

[@lisaclitheroe4875]

Witchy gmodtgm

[@bryceffgg207]

I love this

[@ronaloysiusanonuevo433]

"I am the king of AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@nabbitsyoutube8695]

"I will rip off your HH----" ".........wut"

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

+Nabbit's KZbin haha loool this part

[@aaronsullivan3174]

He just disintegrated XD

[@aemiil5743]

And there goes his ass.

[@casrice318]

Completely destruction.

[@gaussman1855]

The perfect example of dematerializing. 👌🏻😌✋🏻

[@angryspy7395]

1:24 Scout: falls back down ramp in a painful manor Also scout:

[@ZDNAnimators]

The diner

[@nadjiad4644]

0:23 he literally broke out of the invisible wall

[@demoking6347]

0:24 I will rip off your A-

[@sandisbergvalds2008]

I will rip up your- Aaaa-... wut? LOL! 😂

[@igorex04]

Wut?

[@Repented_Corrupted_Tyler]

Wut?

[@Conejo-s6x]

Wut?

[@antiqua_e]

1:48 Burning Through Space 3 [SFM] is looking great!

[@takamichiinooka8389]

I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@thatguythatfixes8675]

lel

[@muxatonteria]

2:19 best scene

[@Extrenor]

i will rip off your AH- ... wut? i died laughing

[@Wahmageddon]

Same. XD

[@martinbras11]

Me too XD

[@F1Z5Y]

0:24

[@Theemeraldgamestone]

Same

[@bruhmoment7638]

*P a i n i s*

[@subedge8905]

2:35 *Do not look at ME, MAGGOT.*

[@sebamongusrbloxgachagamery7180]

"Do not look at me maggot" I died laughing

[@Stephen97Roblox]

I DIED TO

[@OrdinaryManner]

"I will rip off your (Extremely short scream) (long silence) wut?" omg xDDDD

[@That-_-_-Guy]

"Hahah! You and i are a lot alike mate. except. I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[@Sonicsgirl13]

I'm fucking dead! xD

[@JustAPrettyCoolDude]

The way Engie says "That was close" while laughing made me feel good

[@yoshid2424]

1:33 HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH! Grab some steal boy, there co.................................................Guess I am dead.

[@KukoBerry]

skill*

[@Chowdonut]

João Soares steel*

[@KukoBerry]

***** it looks like skill to me

[@Chowdonut]

João Soares He said steel.

[@KukoBerry]

ok then

[@noahstickley9774]

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEEEEEE" "Prance some skill boys, they're com-" *dies* "guess I am dead"

[@JanusHoW]

It's "grab some steel boys", but yeah, it's hilarious.

[@jiyyohh]

1:58 love the *happy pyro noises*

[@Djangles_LeVaughn]

Half a million views? Wow! You sad, sad people. I love you all. Thanks.

[@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721]

Djangles LeVaughn AAAAAI LAAAAAAAAAAAVE YAAAAAAAAAAU TAAAAAAOO! SOLDIER, WHAAAAAAT AAAAAARE YOU DOING HERE?

[@mlgalcatraz9840]

R.I.P. Rick May 0:18

[@CRUSH40RULES]

0:23 I died! XD

[@ruh8587]

I will rip up your- A- .... Wut?

[@skylerbozeman]

😂😅

[@Repented_Corrupted_Tyler]

Wut?

[@RepostCollection]

*1:37** I was crying laughing*

[@Loreynceaviationkid]

It say cu-

[@Swordsmachinegaming93]

Guess I am dead.

[@railworksamerica]

😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@supersonicbros23]

Gotta say: I've never noticed how interesting a 3D game with minimal textures can be... kinda feels like one of those simulation programs car designers sometimes use for virtual cash tests

[@Uzidoorman2025]

There's a sequel coming

[@cthulhuthegreat4730]

97% of comments :: ''You and I are a lot like mate... except I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! 3% of comments :: Other funny lines.

[@ruh8587]

Time stamp the sniper one so I can just replay it over and over again

[@Doggydayo-w3w]

2:10 thank me later

[@totallynotsusu608]

Funniest TF2 Dub i've erver seen so far, these videos should earn way more views because its a lot fo wokr that goes into those, good work

[@eptio9849]

Now that was clo- AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! Mai painis

[@Djangles_LeVaughn]

+Eptiomism *Anus.

[@basedgod2k11]

Eptio

[@jacobricanoddlc2206]

Eptio ha ha let do th- * hit by the car * AGHHHHHH!!!! MY BONK COLA!!

[@generic3210]

0:25 *bark?*

[@venotronthewarrior]

Insane Carlos Ricano when did he say that

[@twocasualgamerstv4330]

2:29 avoided the trains, good job. snowplow...? nah..he dead.

[@GodzillaLordofallMonsters]

H*ll that as close-aaaahhg! My painis

[@kayleesmith6725]

You and Oi are a lot alike, mate. Except Oi am the king of Australi- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! XD Gets me every single time

[@Bruiser-hb6rk]

The one at 1:45 had me in tears

[@thatbluekirby12]

@Glamrockroxy2025AAA-

[@nilasaksijonaitis3704]

If you remember this, your childhood was awesome

[@georggross1232]

Oh, that was clo-... AAAAAAAAAH! Ow, my painis. Do not look at me, maggot!

[@fastbandit1853]

We need this era of the internet back.

[@dawei1731]

Now that's a masterpiece. Well done my friend.

[@Ommelanden]

That moment when demo lost his head made me almost piss myself (0:43)

[@FearlessJames]

"You and I are alot alike mate! Accept I am the king of AustrailAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@therealflyguy5717]

I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALI-AAAAAAAAAAAH

[@vanessaperez-hernandez2237]

Nah,

[@Rainy_R]

I love how spy dies in a chair and scout normally crashes himself into a car slowly Like father, like son (Scout’s probably the only one who has a normal crash in this vid)

[@sevrengrey3689]

Great choice of music, F-zero fits this so well :)

[@fidgetylamb8133]

*trains doesn’t hit soldier* Soldier: now that was clo- *gets hit by cars*

[@charlesconagher1108]

Been waiting for this video.

[@kathrinemakidon9759]

2:26 I love how the car comes and has gone XD

[@muntadherthabit9641]

Solder: now that was a clos- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@shawparseni]

​@@muntadherthabit9641, my painis!..

[@Zanox-bp3ob]

If you listen really close at 2:33 you'll hear the soldier say " ow! My painis!"

[@carissachen5669]

+Coal Pixel its anus not ainis

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

Or "My anus!"

[@bluGibus]

I haven't had a laugh that good that it made me cry in a while.

[@StarPowerVA11]

0:01 Hah this is fun- * death *

[@supersonicbros23]

Turbo Dismount: basically a 3D happy wheels without the death traps and senseless blood and gore?

[@JanusHoW]

Yes and no. The POINT of Turbo Dismount, from what I can tell, is to make your guy die as painful and wild a death as possible. The sequel really hammers this objective by giving you points based on, among other things, the exact injuries your guy suffers during the run.

[@BlindingLight]

“Wooohohohohohoo!” *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

[@c3ly961]

That last stunt clip though, Soldier made 2 trucks go high into the hair without getting hurt lol!

[@Fever_Sage]

Holy shit! F-Zero soundtrack, good old days...

[@GamerSupper]

I love the f-zero music really fitting but E

[@ChazeTayle]

RIP rick may 1940-2020

[@CoolEmerald_]

‘Mmmmph’ pyro 2015 - the future

[@MyHatDefinesMe]

"Grab some steel, boys! Here it come-" *Pickup Truck ☠ Engineer*

[@garrettarnold5663]

*Guess I am ded*

[@АвториВоображение]

@@garrettarnold5663 WOOOOO! Ah hell...Aaaa-

[@skylerbozeman]

Meilin and friends in Toronto:*Laughs out loud* 🤣

[@br4h1mm3d7]

THE TRAINS ARE MAGICED BY SOLD

[@Krabby475]

1:34 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that rigth there boy here com-

[@DrFREEMAN-y7y]

Oh that was close- AAAAHHHHHH!! Do not look at me, Maggot.

[@knivy6160]

this needs a sequel.

[@OmegaExalted]

OYYY AM THE KING OF AUSTRALI-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

[@roboguy2519]

0:00 this is so much fun ouch aaaaaaaaaa- Funny🤣

[@PsychoMeerkat]

I am the king of Australi-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

[@0Zero_]

You and I are alot alike mate.. Except I am the king of Australiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[@wildgunman64]

Anyone who can infinitely respawn would inevitably try stuff like this

[@dinothebetatt6733]

2:32 "Ow, my ainis!"

[@АвториВоображение]

... Do not look at me, maggot!

[@peppyton7483]

0:24 i will rip off your *travels to another dimension*

[@ninjauser3808]

Wut

[@Repented_Corrupted_Tyler]

​@@ninjauser3808 Wut?

[@TeamSilvertail]

A masterpiece. A true masterpiece. But seriously, though. This was hilarious.

[@HockNawow]

0:23 My favorite :D

[@Repented_Corrupted_Tyler]

Wut?

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

Oh my ainis

[@angus57720]

Should I remove my painis?

[@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721]

Guess I am dead.

[@alvarocastro8776]

Do not looking me maggot

[@Gmk4667]

Herbivore The Carnivore, DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Maggot!

[@Yakuza-Merkitzi]

Do Not look at me. Maggot. XD

[@justcrimson188]

Didn’t know I needed this in my life till I got it

[@connorpayton608]

Well, well, well... seems like I struck the same shiny gold all these years later

[@foof2467]

Haha! You and I are a lot alike mate,except I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[@meaganwalker4029]

Do not look at me, maggot. That is so funny

[@Isigia_Official]

I miss watching these

[@teenswim5635]

Friendship is...oh...hurt :(

[@GC2TheReversed2]

LOL the ending got me "Do not look at me, Maggot"

[@FemboyFrankieShark]

0:25 Up your *$©®3m*

[@colbybaker4651]

HAH- the natural sound of a soldier Wut?

[@mryellow5821]

That why you must not drive when your drunk

[@bloon104]

YEEEEEEEEEEE. GRAB SOME STEEL, BOYS! HERE I COME- ... guess I am dead

[@americajn768]

I'm pissing myself right now. This was fabulous!!! :'D

[@TheStarfully]

*meet the nostalgia*

[@ExsioPicore]

Best car ever: The office chair !! You try it, you fall... But you dodge every cars !!

[@zombiegodzilla21354]

2:31 Soldier is on the car

[@anonymoususer208]

Honestly theses has to be mod maps for tf2

[@MK1MonsterOck1989]

I Can't Stop Laughing LOL! xD

[@pikachuandsonic]

I was laughing so hard throughout the whole video.