Team Dismount 2

Many of you have asked me to do another Team Sumotori 2.
I hope this would chance your mind? :P
If not ... Sorry then.

[@Foxy57537]

Somebody list all the metal tracks because, well, music reasons.

[@VOS-Productions]

Because of the obvious copyright reasons I equalized the shit out of the music audio back then, but it's watered down beyond recognition that I doubt that anyone but me can help you with that. I remember I choose some songs carefully to match either the character or the environment it takes place. Took me five minutes of hearing, remembering and digging for what I used for this video in particular but here they are: Queens of the Stone Age - Song for the Dead Motörhead - Burner Fear Factory - New Messiah Malignant Tumour - Earthshaker Scar Symmetry - Chaosweaver Debauchery - I Can't Dance (Genesis cover) Rhapsody of Fire - Raging Starfire

[@Foxy57537]

Thanks, mate!

[@lin002100]

I WAS TOLD, I WOULD BE DED, BUAT, I AM MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN HISTORY OF DANGER- AH! OOOH!!!! HOLY SHET, DAT WAZ N0T SUPPOSTED 2 H4PPEN! ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo!!!!!!!!! *Sharp pain* THX 4 Edir!!

[@OscarTien12]

ThAnKs fOr RiDe!!!

[@freddyfazbeartommysouden2899]

2:05 RoSpy: And then this... Merde!

[@AnathameStudios]

**sounds off because I'm Canadian**

[@Egguana_]

+Spinosaurus well hello there. i thought you were extinct.

[@AnathameStudios]

MrTricars I'm not.

[@Egguana_]

U:

[@AnathameStudios]

MrTricars :L

[@mung7715]

SOUND OFF IF YOU'RE CANADIAN. ..... ..... ...... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[@Supershadow301]

+Harry The Master No one here. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now get a REAL MORON get to work.

[@starspeed6453]

1:53: NooN!

[@AliceFireQueen]

0:18 I was told I would be dead, but I am most dangerous man in history of danger! AH oOoh! Hory Shit! That was not supposed to happen! OOOOHHH NOOO! Ugh! ThAnKs FoR RiDe

[@anahendra2512]

Oh my god

[@deltaknight2764]

1:18 "Lumberjackass" Brilliant.

[@RayMKlll]

2:12 REPORTING IN!

[@MisterSnorty7]

HORRY SHET.

[@Chowdonut]

ZAT VAS NOT SUP-POSED TO HAPPEN OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@strykertron232]

***** thAAnks fOOr rIIdE!

[@RodsRetroplays]

Rice and Shine Heavy Weapons Guy is Old Joseph Joestar confirmed

[@carmenfartaczek8401]

Dat Bureaucrat I

[@BraixenKartzem]

1:33 The laugh tho

[@PixelPlays645GG]

You profile pic is the most cursed thing I’ve seen. A protogin with a gun.

[@gavins3492]

Doesn't look like it.

[@FuryFox-fg1wn]

0:33 Thanks for Ride! 2:21 Kiss, Kiss.

[@GabrielGranitz]

Help Me Capture This Bloody PINIS, Mhemeehemeeheheh- McBlind

[@unusualbillshat2719]

I AM THE REAL GABEN

[@Zynderion117]

+Gabriel Granitz (Gabe) Muhehuhuhuhu *HEHEHEHU*

[@tf_pilot191]

Gabriel Granitz XD

[@GabrielGranitz]

i dont know what i was thinking! XD

[@Raffygamerpro]

0:09 Astroscout: *brutally dies* Heavy: not big supRaR Some engenier: *was about to laugh* 😂😂😂😂

[@ragingraider889]

did i win? I won? no wait..DAMNIT! - Sir Teaparty

[@Zynderion117]

1:32 Made me lol hard..

[@BERYOZA75]

0:35 The sniper's "OOOOOOOOOOOOO" Always cracks me up

[@goldgamercommenting2990]

OOOOOOOOOOOO Queen SAVE THE FIIIIIREEEEE AAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLEEEESSSSS

[@1......Caesar......1]

​@@goldgamercommenting2990"Falls off the car slightly after, sliding from the wall"

[@tommat72]

*takes damage twice* Gahhhhhhh… now that’s damn right embarrassing. Now i gotta make a new car again!

[@furyunleash22]

I'm gonna say, the sentence mixing was well done. Just made all this even funnier!

[@JCBro-yg8vd]

1:18-1:22 I am Heavy Weapons Guy. Weclome to Jackass!

[@armandoblanco-naranjo1208]

0:59 MALL-CART! Oh, I need a drink, let's get some cheap whiskey . . . ha ha! he ha! oh, bombs? **explosion** FREEEEEEEDOOOOMM!!!!! WOOHOO!!!

[@simplymelody2811]

0:26 me when I failed exam

[@SPEAKER_MARISA]

※Even footage for Bolt Bastard too...※ 00:25 Bolt Bastard: 「Oh~! Holy sh*t! That was not supposed to happened! OOOOOH NOOOOO!!」 [Pain] 「Thanks for ride!」

[@Midnightclub3king]

"I was told, I would be ded."

[@Supershadow301]

+James May "... But, I am most dangerous man, in history of danger!"

[@carissachen5669]

+Supershadow301 HOLY SHIT!THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN

[@iiisssss5223]

+陳秋玉 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *bang* THaNks fOr RiDe

[@Supershadow301]

chu jauzen Oooooooooh... Queen... SAVE THE... FIRE... apples.

[@iiisssss5223]

ow, oof grr gaaahhhh

[@alexk8792]

0:25 "Ohhh! Holy S***, that was not supposed to happen!" 0:38 "Queen...save the...FIRE apples!" Fire Apples sound like something outta MLP:FiM 1:18 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEGH!!!!" - Lumberjackass Heavy I want to see more!

[@deadzone4033]

HuehuehuehuehueHUEHUEHUEHHUEHUE!- McBlind

[@emricklegends]

1:18 : MY FUCKING LEG IT BROKE!!!!!!! XD

[@Dimentio36]

"Overreacting Medic" *gets hit by a car* "This is actually very bad" such overreaction

[@johanalexis3922]

1:33 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i died this time

[@jeepers426]

1:32 "HELP ME CAPTURE THIS BLOODY *penis* " *Later then Makes a weird maniac laugh* Love it xD

[@Gabriel_Rojas_Arena]

It's pinis

[@wMTF2]

I have never heard of this game, but this was FREAKING hysterical!!!

[@angus57720]

HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOUR ANIMATIONS!!!

[@haley6719]

this is a mix of TF2 and Turbo Dismount

[@pikachuandsonic]

I couldn't stop laughing at Rospy, the Handsome Rogue.

[@superhydroweston]

Help me capture this bloody... PAINAS meheheh

[@thegamemastergamingandmore1671]

Heavy = best death 2014.

[@PseudoPayton2]

"Moi fuhking leg. It buurns!"

[@SCOTGamingwithJack]

"my fAAking leg it burns" I screamed so loud I threw up a bit, I'm not kidding you on +VOIDSTALKER

[@m.tammekivi]

*"Got a bucket of f*cks"*

[@misterman0826]

Would it be funny if the car landed on sniper at 0:58

[@JackGriffin745]

Lol. I'd lose itr

[@JackGriffin745]

*it

[@royearle1673]

demmy: mAAAll cart uh i need a drink, lets get some cheap wiskeh!haha hohahaaa oh bombs, FREEDOOOM!WHOOHOO, agh! uuhh i've really hit rocket bottom

[@GuardianStriker]

I was told, I would be *DED*

[@GaniM2018DeviantArt]

But i am the most dangerous man in history of danger.

[@TheMCzorro]

Lumberjackass XD

[@CyberGlitched848]

Ahah ah Scout down Ded not big spavav XD

[@nelgoose9972]

1:32 BEST MOMENT

[@martinbulavko1656]

Defalt Heavy: THaNks fOr thE riDe! 0:33

[@bendydevil4935]

1:30 Help me capture this bloody *PINNIS!* 😈

[@somegoodsoup7008]

0:26-0:28 It's a Russian joseph joestar!

[@johnamb-v9w]

LMAO 1:18 That yelling was Laughing my ass off

[@soulblightx9847]

that laugh of mcblind will haunt my dreams. seriously, i thought freddy's giggle couldnt be beat

[@JackGriffin745]

The sentence mixing is genius. I love it XD

[@PixelPlays645GG]

0:35 aaaaaaaaaaawwwww!

[@Qwerty2_6649]

My two favorites Out of all of them is Bolt Bastard, And Lumberjackass Heavy. XD And What is Bolt Bastard wearing?

[@davidspyro]

"Sound off if your Canadian" It's funny cause it's true! XD

[@mini-conlongarm8021]

If my Canadian what?

[@grond9005]

LA W canadian painis :D

[@abearwhogotinsane2372]

2:21 demowall

[@blumeem4729]

0:26 holy shit that was not supposed to happen

[@GaniM2018DeviantArt]

OH NO

[@MarteeTevesZLE241]

Warning following video contains information that is or any questions about it whatever that earth is this on not

[@DarkLegion3000]

Genius.

[@DjMaidenV]

I AM MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN HISTORY OF DANGER

[@GaniM2018DeviantArt]

HOLY SHET

[@Tyranix969]

Hory shit, that was not supposed to happen!

[@Garry662]

The backflip heavy 1:22 1:23

[@zackgrimshaw6318]

I like when scout says hay I got a bucket of f@#ks

[@jeromanl]

This is BLOODY BRILLIANT MOAR !

[@ChazmicSupanova]

MALL CART

[@mechalo5271]

***** HuehueheuehueheueheueheheuheeHUEHUEHUEHUHEUHEUHEUHEU

[@GuardianStriker]

The Binding Of Isaac Use Audacity.

[@GuardianStriker]

The Binding Of Isaac Lol nope. You just suck at learning how to use it. :)

[@GuardianStriker]

The Binding Of Isaac Bitch please. It was sooo easy to use. *spy voice* I'm afraid, YOU SUCK!

[@HeavyAndZeMedic]

***** I see you everywhere XD

[@redbasher636]

Void, would you be willing to help me dub over a second edition of Team Dismount? :D I have one for the engineer already done... but I may need some help.

[@VOS-Productions]

Another one? Well. Keep doing what you're doing, make the clips chaotic/destructive as possible and put some funny sentences. That's all I can say by now.

[@m3t4lmancer]

That first song with Astroscout, it's Song For The Dead isn't it?

[@VOS-Productions]

That's correct!

[@randomsurveycoresoldier2047]

VOlDSTALKER bucket of fucks.

[@rainbowvomitself]

VOlDSTALKER Fuck yes. Queens of the Stone Age!

[@NotBigSurprise]

You missed a chance to make Soldier say "Perfect landing!"

[@isectoid9454]

whats the music when the sniper on the tractor goes?

[@capt.guerrillamkii1058]

1:18-1:30 L U M B E R J A C K A S S H E A V Y

[@talis4646]

ahah, heavy with the bike : " THAT was NOT supposed to HAPPEN!!"

[@redbasher636]

Good sir... teach me your ways... I've been making my own version of this (Started before I saw this, though), and well... this puts mine to shame. Any suggestions?

[@VOS-Productions]

If you're gonna start your own version of this, then you're already halfway to fame. I took the most time off making sentences with the Team Fortress 2 characters, while I left the clips aside. I guess that's the reason why this is populair, 'cause of the silly sentences. That's the only suggestion I can give to you. I hope this works for you.

[@redbasher636]

VOlDSTALKER Where did you get the "AND THEN THIS MERDE?!" from?

[@VOS-Productions]

That's one of the new response lines from the Love & War update. Search for the video: "TF2: The Love & War [All Voice Lines]", by NISLT ~You're welcome

[@redbasher636]

VOlDSTALKER I found it, and I uploaded my own. :3

[@lolman1099]

I love Lumberjackass Heavy XD

[@xavierrivera6794]

omg "the god of fire apples" XD

[@FearlessJames]

There needs to be more of these!

[@suctioncupman9824]

Bro I swear I heard Motorhead when Heavy was on the dam motorcycle

[@VOS-Productions]

Mah man, good ears! It's indeed "Burner" from Motörhead.

[@taylornegrete6112]

I love the sniper cause he's my fav charecter in the game and in this to!

[@can9a475]

0:59 malllllllll cart

[@FreedomRadio.]

i was laughing of dying bc medic was screaming on that last part

[@ShiningAndStarstruck]

1:30 McBlind

[@nerfking413]

Music list?

[@DolmaRana-lr7im]

0:18 Bolt bastard:I was told I would be dead, but I am most dangerous man in history of danger! AH oOoh! Hory Shit! That was not supposed to happen! OOOOHHH NOOO! Ugh! ThAnKs FoR RiDe

[@nobushige3519]

omfg DO MORE OF THESE

[@Jacob_was_here]

At least call it Turbo Fortress!

[@VOS-Productions]

Eh, no. I wish word scrabbling or making titles were easier like that, but "Turbo Fortress" won't cut it. I treat titles more like sentences, like: "I want the whole Team of mercenaries to Dismount their vehicle of choice."

[@Phoenixfirex]

"Holy shit! That was not supposed to happen!"

[@GaniM2018DeviantArt]

OOOOOHHH NOOOOO

[@badasstoad9419]

"THAaAaanKs FOr the rIIIIiiiIDE!"

[@mechanizedMytha]

Oh bombs! FREEDOOOOOOM!

[@valor3221]

This is amaizing. Please. Make it MORE.

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

Sound off if you're Canadian.

[@tenderengine2676]

How do you make these faces I want a tutorial to make these!

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

1:17 Lumber jackass heavy. lololol lolololololololololol.

[@kjfenterprises9618]

0:33 (in Vibrato) Thanks for ride!

[@alphabruhney784]

What music on 2:49?

[@VOS-Productions]

Spanish Flea - Herb Alpert I forgot to put that one up in the annotations.

[@alphabruhney784]

VOlDSTALKER Thank you!

[@DolmaRana-lr7im]

0:33 Bolt bastard:ThaNKs fOr rIde

[@kirbykirbykirby1212]

Mawl Kahrt!

[@DolmaRana-lr7im]

0:33 Bolt bastard:*Accutaly dies*

[@harrisonmoore3841]

I want that last one to be animated, it just seems so perfect

[@lochrine-8432]

1:33 >w> hehehe he he he he he he HEH HEH HEH HEHE

[@mechanizedMytha]

I need an unusual flaming apple

[@badgaming538]

Tizio Caio how about a smokin one

[@summerheavy9612]

2:45 medic gets traffic collision

[@LegoSonic-p2f]

Holy shit... that was not supposed to happen.. OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH NNNOOOOOOOOOO...

[@MK1MonsterOck1989]

Nice Video! =)

[@DialogYoutuber]

Five night at team fortress?

[@gosugokgosugokproductions6360]

0:11

[@DWe3095]

0:11

[@ThePockyGremlin]

Sound off if you're Canadian! Heheheheheh!

[@ThePockyGremlin]

***** Oh yes~

[@ThePockyGremlin]

***** yeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS

[@ThePockyGremlin]

***** Give me those "Temmie Flakes" if you know what I mean. //ohgodthat'ssocreepy

[@julianSpongeboy234]

Those laughs are kinda sus 1:33 & 2:12