*Disney Descendants 2 and 3* - one GOOD, one BAD

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[@jmasters7502]

Uma: Literally sings an entire song about her name Dylan: Urma or whatever her name is

[@carter_pewterschmidt]

Uma: am I a joke to you?

[@blond009]

JMasters ofended honestly

[@uma3203]

my name is literally uma

[@Irma1010]

Let me legally change my name to Uma now

[@Nancydrew301]

Shhhhh.... her name is.... SHRIMPY!!!! 🤣🤣

[@louisellarsson]

Descendants 1: mom issues Descendants 2: boyfriend issues Descendants 3: daddy issues

[@IushIy]

Life in a nutshell. Issues upon issues.

[@Gothi_6]

Right!???

[@spyrominer]

Louise Larsson all 3 is about mal

[@nico-wo9wn]

4 issues with even more issues

[@cierragibson8358]

spyrominer yeah. We know.

[@daphneebelo]

Uma: *sings an entire song about her name* Dylan: Urma, or whatever her name was

[@mogalactic2715]

Indigo I WAS GONNA SAY THAT 😂

[@aurorachanel4502]

Indigo the disrespect

[@lolli_popples]

I was looking for this comment!

[@sammybear21]

That’s how you can tell he just skips through the movies and doesn’t actually watch them fully.

[@xoxogossip777girl]

Giving me Carrie the musical vibes😂

[@bunbun6629]

HE MISSED THE CHANCE TO SAY "instead of her following her heart to evil, she followed her heart to evie"

[@erinedwards209]

THANK YOU

[@SunDarling369]

I was SCREAMING that while doing dishes like 😭😭😭

[@meadowlarrk_]

I sincerely doubt he knows her name

[@DeathThreat_xu]

Finally someone says smth about this

[@UNXWorldSupport]

Let’s be realistic here😂 there’s no way he knows the characters names.

[@tegan5869]

"who put their fishing rod into that octopussy?" yes officer, this man right here.

[@parisewellington3664]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wolfixart7001]

Lmao

[@kelbyyeager1918]

my mom was in my room when that part came on and she just stared at me 💀😭

[@princess_sonianevermind]

😂😂😂

[@tegan5869]

@@kelbyyeager1918 sue dylan for emotional distress

[@messieb]

“He really has top end fashion in this” Well he is Cruella De Vil’s son and she was obsessed with fashion

[@audrieyalpuerto9119]

Meco Ben Moha Oo true never thought of it that way

[@propogandalf]

Wow, good point. He should've been the one with the fashion storyline instead of Evie

[@o0Rubix0o]

propogandalf That would’ve been great!

[@apeanutonhawaii9722]

propogandalf Yeah that’s honestly a good idea. But do you think Disney would do that any time this century.

[@emjay1354]

propogandalf yes, but Evie’s mom (Evil queen) was obsessed with her looks.

[@deadfish776]

“hE’s trYinG tO dO a scOtTisH aCcEnT” *Thomas Doherty; A Scottish man* “...”

[@emmab.115]

Olivia Black LITERALLY

[@hampton6739]

I was like bro that's literally his accent

[@alinaham1710]

Exactly 😂

[@paigeordone1161]

@Olivia Black at this point he’s just reading out the words on the script.

[@poggies7639]

He’s part of the Irish diaspora too (Doherty is an exclusively Irish surname so his family likely went over in one of the various crisis England caused)

[@rain8187]

okay but can we just talk about how Audrey's crown is SOOOO much better and prettier then bens burger king crown?

[@weirdo625]

Somehow I read that as “bean’s” and I think that’s his new name now

[@iamnaomi0311]

@@weirdo625i read it like that too 😭

[@kate-pd8zt]

*scottish man having a scottish accent* Dylan: oh he’S tRyInG aN acCeNt hUh

[@sof_autumn]

What can Dylan know about scottish accent after the love island series 😂

[@angelsfantazy]

He's Irish tho... No? Wait..

[@ltna15]

before the dark Nah he's Scottish :)

[@abistorey252]

before the dark he’s definitely Scottish

[@angelsfantazy]

@@ltna15 oh wow when he was in the lodge I thought he said he was Irish or something lmao

[@trilynn9202]

no one: not a soul: disney: *mals purple wig changing every movie*

[@Gelime_]

Not to mention the purple wig with the blue and yellow dress. Clash is so bad

[@klaralouth5801]

Yeah well in the third movie it makes sence, cause the purple wig has a little bit of blue in it as well, it represents Mal reuniting with her dad and accepting who she is and who her family and roots are.

[@QueenCloveroftheice]

To be fair, if I had magic powers, I would probably change my hair constantly.

[@helia_.]

@@klaralouth5801 sense*

[@faicasparks3212]

I like it.

[@theheadcupid2862]

“I’m not surprised....but I’m still disappointed.” -Dylan 2020

[@iii_avxaxqxxx7848]

@Kristian Alexis I needed that, thankyou

[@iii_avxaxqxxx7848]

@Kristian Alexis maaan people get so easily triggered in todays society its so annoying💀

[@awonugadamilola3655]

@@iii_avxaxqxxx7848 are you Nigerian? Your surname sounds Nigerian

[@iii_avxaxqxxx7848]

@@awonugadamilola3655 hell yeahh, I live in Canada now tho.

[@abiye3241]

😂😂the disappointment and disgust in his face

[@q.l.1363]

"Oh how quickly the absentee father is forgiven" was such a raw line, Dylan lmao

[@helenaagain]

“he’s trying to do an accent” thomas doherty: *is scottish*

[@youngroyals4350]

bella issa yeah. Isn’t he also somewhat British? Cause ik he was on the lodge which was originally a UK show

[@makstracy]

@@youngroyals4350 if you're Scottish, you're British. Scotland is in Britain.

[@jo_sco]

I was just about to comment this haha

[@youngroyals4350]

Maks Tracy shows how much I know 😂 thanks

[@Harrison_J_T]

@@youngroyals4350 Where did you think Scotland was? Not trying to be funny or mean just curious.

[@laurenfranko4075]

Dylan: "Oh he's trying an accent" Thomas Doherty having been born and raised in Scotland: "Am I a joke to you"

[@beccareid03]

Lauren Muncie ikr, smh my head.

[@jeeslu12345]

Becca Reid shaking my head my head?

[@beccareid03]

Jess Phillips ye that’s the joke.

[@jeeslu12345]

Becca Reid shit, now I’m the dumbass

[@behappy-kh7dd]

I’m in love with Thomas Doherty like when he was Sebastian in Legacies 🥵

[@musicalstylesb22]

I feel like the real reason Dylan bullies Ben about his knees so much is because deep down, he's insecure about his own knees

[@AikiraBeats]

Yeah he is

[@omegasage777]

Ah yes, projection

[@Jb_Eparwa]

Yes

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

I don't think anyone likes their own knees, tbh.

[@labyrinth2008]

LMAOOO

[@briannawhite9307]

Space Between was originally written as a love song between Mal and Ben. They changed absolutely nothing about it and gave it to Mal and Evie. I refuse to believe it's not still a love song.

[@carolle9113]

man I ship them so hard

[@grandempressvicky6387]

As much as I ship Mal and Evie, I'm baffled by this choice on a creative level. The movie prior had most Mal and Ben moments when he was cursed. He continued to pretend to be cursed, arrogantly (like Chad, who is condemned for his bravado) assuming that she roofied him because she fell for him (and was okay with that), instead of confronting and having an earnest relationship onwards. This movie would be the perfect chance for us to see them as a functioning couple and this song would have solidified that. It would make Mal's inner conflict a lot more compelling. And they give it to her best friend? Someone who, earlier in the film, dismissed her issues with their new lives? Why not make the cannon pairing better? I don't think Ben and Mal even have a song/duet just for themselves. Well, back to Evie and Mal fanfiction then. Tbf I never liked Mal and Ben anyway. Forced romance if I ever saw it.

[@jasperremains8984]

its not a love song

[@slasherscrews]

@@jasperremains8984 it originally was one, which is why we’re saying it probably still is. Mal’s actor actually wanted Mal and Evie to be in a relationship

[@jasperremains8984]

@@slasherscrews doesnt matter what dove wanted it would have never worked. im queer and some of my friends are 2. the evie n mal are just friends, that is like the sterotype that me n my guy bffs cant be friends bcz i a genderfluid person look fem n they are a guy. by thoses standards

[@taylorrm07]

dylan: “who put their fishing rod into that octop**sy?” me: “i’m not surprised...but i’m still disappointed”

[@Bnny123]

Same 😂😔

[@haley5735]

Lmao that is too true, I was surprised that he liked that joke 🤧🤭

[@katt9152]

xD it made me gigglesnort so i guess different forms of humor xD

[@Irisleis]

😂

[@naimaahmed9730]

“Who put their fish pole in that octopussy” Let’s not discuss that joke

[@saylorgrey1029]

I'm unsubscribing after that joke

[@t4u112]

Genuinely?!?

[@userzeba]

i feel like i’m the only one who lowkey giggled 😂

[@pinacoladas8217]

He was so proud of it too 😔

[@zgeblbl7893]

Come ooon that was good admit it

[@catherinemeadows8994]

Dylan: he’s trying to do an accent Thomas Doherty: is Scottish

[@annaaldrin]

Catherine Meadows I was looking for this comment haha

[@yume1722]

@@annaaldrin same

[@JackJack-nl2et]

I hoped someone would comment this so I didn't have to lol.

[@jennaallen1256]

hahaha i was going to comment this because i was like oop-

[@Spike-xv1ts]

someone once meant i was speaking a foreign languge and it mustve been so hard to lern ... Me: a german speaking well german

[@GoddessGirl2121]

Just based on context clues it’s pretty clear that Carlos was abused by Cruella physically and emotionally, it also seems like based on their interactions in the first movie that Cruella wanted Carlos to be completely dependent on her so that he wouldn’t be able to survive without her.

[@obsessedwithimagination]

In the books, it is confirmed that he was. Really saddening.

[@sweetytweety1671]

@@obsessedwithimagination There's books?

[@obsessedwithimagination]

@@sweetytweety1671 Yep, by Melissa De La Cruz! I think there’s like four books. Hope you enjoy!

[@Brandon0844]

Those books are so good

[@sweetytweety1671]

@@obsessedwithimagination omg I can't believe I missed you're reply!! Belated thank you!!❤❤

[@dianaoflesbos6197]

Dylan’s definition of a villain: stabs people all the time Dylan in every movie commentary: STAB THEM!!!!!!!!!! Conclusion: Dylan is a Villain

[@evelinnagy1059]

Dylan is a vilain Oh oh oh Dylaaan Dylan is a villain Oh oh oh Dylaaan Dylan is Dylan is a villain

[@crimsonangel5416]

😂 I love how that rhymes! It's kinda catchy ngl

[@leonormarques3382]

Evelin Nagy I literally sang that.

[@natl5692]

Chilling like a Dylan Youuuhouuuuu

[@camillechandler4431]

His next spinoff channel title

[@iman766]

"I can't believe they did nothing with the male characters, is that how women feel?" Oh Dylan.

[@angiemarin622]

yes, yes it is

[@saylorgrey1029]

Kenny Oretga probably worked with a lot of feminists while directing this movie

[@charlietrelawney6867]

@@saylorgrey1029 ... I'd hope they were feminists that made the movie

[@lauren-ashleyblack8610]

@@charlietrelawney6867 the show kind of crappy so hopefully not😂

[@Laura-ex1yq]

Sorry not trying to pick a fight but. (Its a kids show ) so that’s an excuse to be lazy

[@makeitpink5458]

Dylan on every single commentary: possibility of murder and lesbian romance

[@audrieyalpuerto9119]

Ljubica Petruševska wouldn’t be a Dylan video without it😂😂

[@aspen_clouds]

Honestly we need a movie about a lesbian couple that are assassins completely directed and produced by Dylan, thank you and good night.

[@mathildahaddock2758]

Killing Eve would really be perfect for him

[@peepmam]

Lilly The Neko yass

[@agentofmalarkey7241]

@@mathildahaddock2758 yes!! exactly what I was thinking

[@BokeTsukiBoke]

I love that Dylan went a whole three movies without realizing the water for the enchanted lake could dispel curses...

[@vampgxd]

EXACTLY

[@leonsantos3568]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT!!

[@hannahdyson3483]

Uma: has a whole song about her name Dylan: 'urma or whatever her name is'

[@AikiraBeats]

Right I was like how does he not know this its one of my favorites also hearing mess up her name is hilarious

[@ponderingmyexistence3884]

I'm so confused, Mal isn't even a human. Maleficent is a fairy and Hades is a god, so is she a demi-fairy??? Why doesn't she have horns or flame hair? Is she immortal? Why do I dedicate so much of my time thinking about this?

[@lilyholtz5375]

Alana Brown she’s like a Demigod so why doesn’t she have powers is my question

[@camicuss4053]

Exactly, and maleficent is literally powerful, and so is hades. She should be so powerful considering her parents are.

[@ponderingmyexistence3884]

If Mal has children with Ben, what will they be? It's obvious he has the beast genes in him, but he literally got turned into one in the third one. Does this mean he's more beast than he originally was? So the theoretical kids would be part god, fairy, beast, AND human? WHAT does that look like? What if one of them comes our with fur and horns???

[@camicuss4053]

@@ponderingmyexistence3884 just thinking about it makes me more confused. With Mal having no power like maleficent did and hades too. I guess if they have a baby it would be full on just human and powerless. I mean mal can become a dragon and have a spellbook that anyone can use.

[@annaprice8540]

That moment when you realize Mal is Nico’s half sister😑

[@alexarose598]

*Dylan crushing on Sofia Carson without knowing it for 48 minutes*

[@deplamarijke2555]

He’s jealous of Doug that’s why he hates him

[@mackenzie2424]

Haha yes

[@safa4806]

@@deplamarijke2555 the worst part is, if he actually was w her in there, he would be Doug 😭

[@itslauduce]

I mean, who wouldn’t?

[@choloyolo8522]

I mean she’s Latina 💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️

[@holly4554]

You know it’s Disney when: - the characters have weird hair colours - lack of character development - fake laughing all the time - talking animals - singing every two seconds - bad CGI - a laugh track after every line (apparently not in Descendants tho) - plot doesn’t make sense

[@Adenon.W]

Heavily queer coded villain-type characters **cough** Evie, Mal, Harry, Jay, Gil, honestly even Hades himself **cough**

[@daisysandmarigolds7566]

Correction: You know it’s modern Disney when…

[@saylorgrey1029]

Poor acting too

[@morganmatthews2222]

​@@Adenon.Wstop projecting

[@k4ss_nymphenkora]

​@@morganmatthews2222They aren't projecting, a lot of those characters are VERY queer coded. And fun fact i heard: "space between" was originally a love sont between mal and ben, but they changed it to Evie and Mal and didnt change anything else about the song. We have a gay-dar And i do not see how people can't see it

[@kait5304]

Dylan about Ben: he's really got a kidnapping kink or something Me: HIS PARENTS ARE LITERALLY BELLE AND THE BEAST!!!! LOL

[@ashleyfolkes2760]

Stockholm syndrome lol

[@patch2932]

If you actually researched Stockholm Syndrom you’d know that isn’t what Beauty and the Beast is. Smh I hate that statement-

[@monroe8566]

Patchy Patch IKR like belle CHOSE to stay there, the beast LET HER GO when she wanted to go help Maurice??? He isn’t her captor??? The Stockholm Syndrome thing is so annoying because it was most likely just some idiot on the internet not knowing what Stockholm Syndrome was and just saying that was what it was.

[@MimicoFlorido]

Glad your guys are saying that. Besides Stockholm isn't even a real thing. As in something people can be diagnosed with.

[@carolineballeza5090]

@@monroe8566 especially since she was defiant most of the time she was with Beast, and helped him grow into a better version of himself.

[@pinkpanther4431]

The disappointment on Dylan's face when he saw what Ben actually looked like as a beast. Lol.

[@dayonnaarts]

JaSha Evans it was fucking horrible I was in tears 😭😭😭😭😂🤣

[@scarletbailey6086]

I know!! When he first realized Ben turned, I was desperately yelling at the screen to not get his hopes up lol

[@fromMSUwithlove]

JaSha Evans I felt it too tbfh.

[@superabi5214]

Honestly, that was my face too when I saw that freaking beast

[@darrionawhitfield8532]

I thought that was just him screaming🤭

[@uchechi36]

dylan watching a disney movie: "kill them, kill them" disney: "dude, do you even know us"

[@raebookworm4013]

Disney: Nah, we just kill off the parents, mostly the mothers... The kids just get boat loads of trauma and various future problems...

[@DecemberSfy]

Yeah, y’all should see MatPat’s theories on the Disney Death Count! It could surprise you! 😂 Disney can try to hide it, but it’s more gruesome than you’d think!

[@rikkinecib]

Want to see death in a Disney movie? Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End. The movie literally starts by hanging a kid.

[@SamSam-fs6mj]

The lion king has killing in it

[@Kmkmkms]

disney loves to kill parent but disney channel is scared to have a character shout too loudly

[@bubblegumghost199]

guys...PLEASE don't make Mal upset... she WILL stab a cardboard box with a pencil...she is terrifying

[@AnnaLukas-es6nb]

Well, Mal was actually creating air holes in the box that Maleficent as a lizard was in. They didn’t really explain it very well.

[@Linz_Chick]

Disney- *is for kids* Dylan- WHY HASNT ANYONE DIED YET?!!!!!!!

[@edgeofablade6236]

I mean, in Tangled, the Male lead was stabbed and died. And, Disney do have a track record of killing off nearly every parent in their movies

[@Sagacypher]

EdgeofaBlade Yeah disney always has a theme of death. It’s not bad though

[@larrypoppins6273]

Lindsey Fiesta DO NOT underestimate Disney's ability to get dark. It could get pretty freaky back in the day. But, you can totally underestimate Disney channel's ability to get dark, since they take basically no risks whatsoever. 😒

[@animecake8820]

Also that one tarzan scene where the dude gets hanged

[@joeyjerry1586]

Anime Cake, and in Sleeping Beauty Maleficent got stabbed and we literally saw blood draining from her heart.

[@rhiannas.9151]

Descendants 2 is unmatched. “What’s my name?” A banger.

[@ZaniahM-y7m]

My favorite song from Descendants 3 is "queen of mean" but I think "what's my name" is better

[@livinlikelarry8788]

Yeah China ruled that omg 😆

[@manianiani]

IKR?? but he's trashing it so far and its breaking my heart😭

[@luvvreni]

a bop

[@klaudia6057]

Every song where Ben *isn’t* “singing” is a good song 😂😂

[@roxas1382]

Evie: we haven’t used the L word yet Me: you haven’t told him that you and Mal are lesbians

[@AikiraBeats]

Right like that is so true

[@rvndezv0us112]

mal's bi tho

[@chickennugget315]

This comment was made by the entire fandom.

[@g.t2231]

@@rvndezv0us112 wait really?

[@ahuman1017]

greentiger well Dove Cameron’s bi but I think Mal is as well cuz....I just get that vibe from her 😂😂

[@joz1177]

I love how he glosses over the fact that they actually murdered cotton candy girl and then had Hades bring her back from the dead 💀

[@joelledieduksman]

wait THAT'S what they're doing??? I just thought she was in a magical coma or something😭😭

[@Shae29]

@@joelledieduksmantechnically yes since the septer put her in under a sleeping spell

[@BeatrizMSilva-sk7eh]

Uma: Sings a song about her name. Dylan: Says her name wrong.

[@brittnbee1462]

He hurt my feelings 😂😂😂

[@ivyy1109]

I love how he’s being disgusted by Uma being a octopus when he told everyone he got turned on my Ursula when he was younger 💀

[@theglasswolf3206]

My thoughts exactly, lmao

[@elliehunnam8209]

😂😂😭

[@gabrielleimpagliazzo7874]

I was just thinking this lmao

[@ImaneSimps]

I‘m wheezing I just got flashbacks

[@tissuewarrior1]

He's hugely attracted to drag queens confirmed

[@honeyjar2970]

Dylan: "Welcome to Movie Comentary Monday!" Me: *looks at calendar saying Friday* Me: okay

[@kayladjeje4373]

Hey knows we don’t know what day it is and will take his word

[@daniellelindo6875]

THANK YOU!

[@Yakita60]

Right on schedule!

[@wcnclairs]

Me too.. I was like, "Wait, it's Monday already?"

[@milliaboo765]

shit i thought it was sunday

[@queenelizabethii4397]

BESIDES DOUG i think everyones hair in movie 3 got a lot better 1. evie's looks very sleek and professional 2. THANK GOD for the blue tones in mals hair it makes it so much better looking, I think the black roots also really compliment it 3. camerons and boo boo's hair is majestic per usual 4. I really like the copper tone they picked for celias hair 5. hades is hades so he gets an automatic pass 6. as much as I hate to say it, audreys hair looks really good with the mutli-coloration, both the cotton candy one but especially the "evil audrey" weave (I know the weave is super obvious but its pretty) 7. again, hate to say it, but chad looks better with long hair 8. uma's hair looks great I kinda liked it better in 2 but its still consistent (I think they hired a black haired stylist for this movie which is awesome)

[@Adenon.W]

With 7 I absolutely agree, he looks WAY better with the long hair. Though it being short in the first movie makes sense to me for some reason. Like, Chad having longer hair doesn't suit his characterisation in the first movie. Idk how to really explain it but I hope you kinda get what I mean.

[@Recyclabled]

I have to disagree, it think lots of the hair was better but I hated how professional and instagrammy the main girls hairs became. In the second and third movie, Evie and mal look like they just came out of an LA hairdressers, they literally gave mal Ohio curls. In the first movie I genuinely preferred all of the women's hair. It just felt more real and less wig like (though I adore uma's hair in the second movie)

[@Recyclabled]

Though I def agree that chad looks better with long hair

[@SunDarling369]

And then there's just Doug, WHY did they allow that 😭😭 he looks like he's 45 and balding

[@tollliver9343]

Doug looked like a ped O in the third movie and no one can convince me other wise

[@simpleplanfan011]

The fact that Maleficent and Hades hooked up in this universe is so fucking insane.

[@mikelaw9317]

You obviously never Micky House of Villens.

[@dedeb1057]

Back then i was like "holy crap, disney descendants is better that Ever After High" srsly tho what was i thinking, EAH is way better despite it being animated and for kids. And the storyline is better. They don't show their parent's partner, like for Maleficent's daughter they didn't show who her father is, they just showed maleficent and her daughter.

[@simpleplanfan011]

Mike Law lol, I used to watch that show on ToonDisney when I was a kid. That shit blew my mind back then too! 😂

[@simpleplanfan011]

De Deb EaH looks more entertaining than Descendants tbh

[@dedeb1057]

@@simpleplanfan011 and EAH actually has a plot where the protagonist Apple White was supposed to be saved by her "soul mate" Daring Charming by true love kiss, but she was actually saved by Darling Charming wich is Daring's sister😂

[@notholly3722]

“He’s trying an accent” Thomas is Scottish, that is his real accent.

[@m0._.m037]

Holly Francis I thought he was British

[@Laya-Rose]

m0._.m0 Scotland is in Britain, so you are right!😄

[@nadiar.4638]

I first saw him in Legacies and thought that was his real accent. And when I heard him speak with his real Scottish accent it sounded so weird 😅

[@becca-et7fu]

lmaoooooo

[@m0._.m037]

Laya-Rose oh haha sorry I’m stupid

[@Shonner28]

I also was wondering why Ben is the king at 16. His dad is very much alive.

[@mariellenichols7310]

i been thinking the same thing like.. and then they got engaged when they were what ? 17 ? confused

[@KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices]

@@mariellenichols7310 Snow White got married at 14

[@capoutlifewitdon3223]

There’s not age limit to when a new king can raise some become kings at 6 or maybe even at 4 and if the king wants to retire than the oldest child would get to become king Ben being the only child he can become king

[@funsquadlove7133]

Ikr

[@catherinem4639]

Yeah.. he inherited the crown at 16 but his dad was elected king?

[@aurorachanel4502]

Fun fact the guy telling Mal,”You work it girl” is actually Lumière.☺️

[@meka94]

The candle??

[@aurorachanel4502]

@@meka94 yes!!!!

[@TkAllDay07]

What!!😮

[@otterwithadarkside4422]

Wait really?

[@GaylleDedePierre-Louis]

There’s no way??!!

[@literaIIyshy]

Jay's only arc in the third movie was flirting with Gaston's son.

[@freebrandyornot]

Exaaactly!

[@rosyellis14]

lmao thats the only thing i remembered after I watched that movie

[@engagingathena9965]

careful disney might try to pass that off as representation

[@heavenlee6464]

he got together with loni Dylan never showed it though and let her be captain of the team

[@roxie6884]

@@engagingathena9965 BAHAHAA

[@neemangaari4039]

Hook: *literally JUST enters scene* Dylan: "OOOh Hello angry pirate" "YES pleaseee" "You are moody I like it"

[@mikaylafletcher4149]

me with any man bc of my daddy issues lol

[@drarrymp472]

@@mikaylafletcher4149 PSKSJSK SAME

[@mishmash906]

Dylan: this is a kids movie Also Dylan: I haven’t seen a single person get stabbed

[@lemurlover7975]

ahem Tangled

[@kacoss4313]

coughs mulan

[@kareeragan6062]

@@kacoss4313 😂

[@Xehanort10]

To be fair there are some kids films with stabbings.

[@jiaanonuevo7699]

Chokes...Tangled!

[@miajames51]

Personally I enjoyed how he was like "oh! he's trying a captain hook accent?!?!?? 🤨" and the actor's just Scottish lmaoo

[@ButterflyPink1121]

Funny story: Disney had to disable comment for "The space between" on KZbin because people proclaimed it a lesbian anthem

[@artisticaperture846]

Brittany Byrnes was that the reason? I thought the comments were disabled because of KZbin’s new policy for children’s media to disable all comments

[@xomi7098]

but are they wrong? it kind of is

[@hebe309]

Neeeeeddd Disney lesbian princess but never gonna happen becuase it curved away from the 'gaston' love thing soooo

[@PoppyIsMyMetalQueen]

Does Disney have an issue with same sex relationships?

[@juliabennett7843]

Tyler Hershey - have u seen chad and ryan lmao

[@Rosie.Kas21]

"Oh he's trying an accent, trying to do some Jack Sparrow thing." *Thomas literally speaking with his own accent* You make me laugh Dylan

[@lpuik]

Descendants are one of those movies where I know they're bad and cringe a lot but I still enjoy them immensely. Also the songs are bangers and no one can convince me otherwise.

[@AliciaJo]

This is how I feel about them. I loved the first one so much but will marathon them all if I need a pick me up

[@gracenjones81]

I had to watch them because I loved the concept. But I didn’t watch them until all of them had come out and I’m so glad I did because I watched them all in one night. Did I have to lower my standards? Yes. Did I laugh at the cringe in certain parts of ALL of the movies? Absolutely. But do I also jam out to Ways to be Wicked? You damn right I do. And I constantly watch commentaries on them because it’s a way to watch them without having to actually watch the movies.

[@D4NIELXOXO]

you just summed up Disney Channel

[@lainey._.]

I am so glad someone else feels the same way, now I won't feel so awkward when I watch them.

[@misssteak1290]

Same. The songs were as much bangers as there were plot holes.

[@Savikelle]

Honestly I was more invested in Mal and Evies friendship than Mal and Ben's "relationship"

[@icyhot5321]

The irony of him calling Uma “Erma” when she just sang the song “What’s my Name?” cracked me up 🤣

[@lifeoftalise4390]

Icy Hot 😂

[@sayloregg]

Lmaoo

[@dm_dude]

I smell a reference

[@jennaragsdale5593]

I always get it mixed with Uma Therman lmao

[@booklover5238]

Should have said it louder, I guess. 🤷

[@GoddessGirl2121]

Yeah not only does Carlos have the best fashion sense, but he’s also the best dancer, at least in my opinion

[@KDsage123]

Makes sense considering Cameron Boyce was an actual dancer.

[@GoddessGirl2121]

@@KDsage123 Agreed

[@user-dp2up8ww8o]

Facts.

[@jennaragsdale5593]

I'm so sad he's gone he was my favorite character

[@snickbiordking5748]

Someone said it would've make more sense if Carlos was the one who loves designing clothes like Evie. And Evie will be the one who tries it on.

[@sumrahsana]

“Do dress makers get paid that well in this world?” Dylan it’s a disney movie, princesses have like 3 different outfit wardrobe changes in a movie

[@mackenzie2424]

Ikr they be like “opp outfit for every mood😜” then five seconds later “opp back to the wardrobe 😜😜”

[@heavenlee6464]

When dresses are your only outfit choice they be making a lot more than you think

[@heavenlee6464]

And dresses are expensive and with how many people in that kingdom

[@dewittkids7411]

And in Disney there's royalty

[@dewittkids7411]

Of course

[@ellieshimizu7543]

The beast costume for our school play genuinely looked better than Ben's 😭

[@r.ayme.n]

Villains: do something wrong Villains: *are locked in a freaking island* Princess: do something wrong People: nah its fine.

[@lolarose8973]

i love that hades brings that up in d3

[@lolarose8973]

@@saf78280!!! exactly, i hate that whole idea and stereotype, it's disgusting

[@itsrihsworld2041]

that is true

[@lydia8526]

But princess does it because of the king and the future queen(lizard's daughter)

[@rae5353]

Audrey definitely should've gotten punishment

[@codered2358]

"Did he not see the purple abomination standing right there??" Ushsbdhdjsjjs

[@Snuffles19]

Dylan: “You’re the most boring villain. She’s just chilling in one location the entire time?” Me: “So she’s chillin like a villain?” 😏

[@keelyxo2]

i appreciate the fact that dylan could sense the chemistry between mal and evie

[@tegan5869]

dylan: urma, or whatever her name is the whole 'what's my name' song: am i a joke to you?

[@starrlu]

Tegan Harris why were these my thoughts exactly 😂😂😂

[@princess_sonianevermind]

That’s what I was thinking lml

[@anapau3722]

Dylan: he’s tryna do an accent Me: Dylan that’s his actual voice

[@katnismellark]

The thing i hated the most about Descendants is that it became the Mal show. It was supposed to be about the Villain kids but they managed to give Mal center stage in not 1, not 2 but 3 movies! 3! Where it's all about her struggles. It's called Descendants not Malcendants

[@Lia_arzena]

Right

[@shayace5660]

Right

[@Indywood]

Right

[@rowan464]

Right

[@peepmam]

fr tho🙄

[@lpaige3705]

the most evil thing in the whole trilogy was Hades leaving Mal since her mom was so awful, and saying it built character

[@anomaliecosmos]

"She's soooo evil, I'll-" (checks notes) "leave my daughter with her and dip." Yeah.

[@melobski4]

I would love so much if he commented the Barbie movies

[@posavka]

Oh my god yes

[@alixhudspeth4912]

I LITERALLY WAS GOING TO SAY THIS BUT U BEAT ME TO IT

[@celestialdiamond]

Alix Hudspeth Yes this needs to happen!

[@maryg.7699]

Yasss!!!!

[@lyatahiri6191]

but the old ones with bad animations but A+ plots

[@taytumdolan2364]

“He’s trying on an accent, he’s trying the Jack Sparrow thing” No Thomas is just Scottish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ph3onix.m3r72]

@I eat worms yea

[@RedPilledAsFuck]

Wow that really sounded like a fake accent

[@ph3onix.m3r72]

@I eat worms Nah lol, if you watch interviews hes actually scottish

[@brigard_brick1952]

Maybe it sounded like he was trying to have an accent because he actually was. Just an American one.

[@ph3onix.m3r72]

@@brigard_brick1952 wait u men's he was trying to be american or his american lol

[@rubie3008]

“Rescue this child” I wonder if he figures out that she’s the little sister in To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

[@izzywoods794]

Aroob Zahra finally! I knew she was hella familiar! Than you so fucking much😭

[@nostolgiac]

OH MY GOD

[@youtubeaccountcausewhynot1537]

you talking about dizzy/anna cathcart?

[@rubie3008]

KZbin Account 'Cause Why Not yes

[@youtubeaccountcausewhynot1537]

she was on a show called Odd squad when she was younger. and she plays Zoe Valentine on BratTV as well

[@AuggsieBoggs]

Honestly my only real criticism of this movie is that it could have been so much darker, and it would have been a great movie. They wouldn't even have to change much! I've seen videos of the same songs applied to a darker situation and it was 100x better. It was how I found this movie to begin with actually, I was like 'oh this song is really cool, what's it from?' Then just 'oh..'

[@caitlinhickey4889]

Did you see animatics? Curious because I'd like to see these darker situations.

[@sb8439]

“I’m not surprised but I’m still disappointed” basically me towards 2020

[@samuelhalligan247]

This trilogy would probably be really good if it were aimed at an older audience. A few deaths, some blood, real battle scenes and songs without the Disney censoring on the lyrics. It would be great.

[@belenbarria568]

And if Mal and Evie actually were a couple

[@craigime]

they're censoring the lyrics? that they wrote?

[@craigime]

@@belenbarria568 how would that make it good?

[@LucidlyDream]

Truly I think it would of been so much better

[@iamastegosaurus4591]

@@craigime Dunno, but their chemistry would still be better than Mal and Benjamin's

[@iliyankis]

his hatred for the dwarf's son is absolutely everything

[@songbird-wj4yj]

For real! Why did they do him like that? Long hair doesn’t look good on him, especially since his hair line is kinda far back

[@cosmicriptid]

One which I share

[@AmandaHope.x]

When he has long hair he reminds me of nick cage lol

[@kymberlynewton7425]

When he accidentally paused it when Dough and Evie held hands i full on burst out laughing cause of his reaction 😂

[@LMX_Edits]

@@AmandaHope.x this is sending me😂😂😂😂

[@maham6205]

Dylan cross-referencing the bridge shots is the kind of dedication I am here for

[@amiannahmartinez2240]

Dylan (referring to Ben) : He’s got a kidnapping kink or something....cause that really got to him... Me: Does Dylan forget that Ben’s parents are Belle and the Beast. The whole movie is about a girl falling in love with her captor.😂😂

[@kerrychristensen7204]

👏

[@nostolgiac]

Oop-

[@javencummins1426]

Oh my

[@milicamd]

Oh my God...

[@kerrychristensen7204]

@@javencummins1426 I automatically read this in a George Takei voice

[@jahzaramarage8307]

the "love triangle" between Uma, Mal and Ben is also a play on what Ursela did to Prince Eric after she turned into a human

[@heidikennard5365]

Why did I never realize thatttttt

[@jahzaramarage8307]

@@heidikennard5365 lol I realized it as I watched this video

[@SarahAshley124]

How did I not see this???

[@kylahicks7054]

I dont realy see it

[@kylahicks7054]

Oh I just got it

[@Anna-vy6ut]

Dylan: "I know this is a children's movie" Also Dylan: "I need her to stab somebody"

[@mariwashereeee]

Wow this has no replies lmao

[@3dstuff654]

Fun fact: every movie will be 83% better if someone is stabbed

[@orignial_gurl0316]

Then the “I really hope she dies” 💀💀

[@amanix10]

Honestly, the books (especially the first one) were pretty good. I remember the first one having a little more edge to it, and fun fact, Mal used to bully Evie.

[@realestsienna]

SHE DID???

[@sophielem59]

@@realestsienna yes, long story short, for Evie's fourth birthday, she (and her mom), invited every kid except Mal (yeah bad thing to do considering Maleficent's story). So Maleficent didn't appreciate and banned Evie and her mom (so basically they were secluded in a castle for ten years). Then Maleficent send Mal and her crew (Carlos and Jay) to find her scepter, and she told her to bring Evie. The person who would touch Maleficent scepter would sleep for 100 years, so Mal wanted Evie to take the scepter. But during the trip, she took a liking on Evie and took the scepter herself. Because she was blood related to the owner, she slept like five minutes. But yeah, during the time Evie was secluded, Mal used to throw her color bomb. And when she was released by Maleficent, Mal was still angry and continue to bully her.

[@realestsienna]

@@sophielem59 wow 😭 i did not know that. not surprising tho.

[@em.vanegas]

“Bully” she was literally exiled 😂😭

[@neesashaaz4646]

Disney: Don’t judge a book by its cover, it’s what’s inside that counts Dylan: “You will not convince me that this SMOKE-SHOW is gonna end up with dork dork number one”

[@16taysia]

Actually Dopey is dwarf #7 and that makes Doug at the most dwarf dork #8 😂

[@neesashaaz4646]

Taysia Kaune tell Dylan that 😂

[@lindseysquire8417]

Leave it to Dylan to miss all of the symbolism. I've never seen a stupider genius lol

[@melissadaisy]

“Zero people were stabbed so I have to give this series an F.” I agree. 100%. Always an F without stabbing.

[@Riversradios]

Melissa Romanoff 67% Cameron is in it

[@natutw71]

You should play Detroit become human

[@chloegibbs7204]

Naty Fidelio *28* STaB wOunDS!!!

[@melissadaisy]

@@natutw71 I have. It's amazing. 28 stab wounds. Also I killed Kara. Didn't mean to, I'm just stupid

[@lifeoftalise4390]

Melissa Romanoff nooo

[@blueskiesandstarrynights]

I'm pretty sure it's official that Dylan's dream movie (or the one he would make) has a lesbian love story and lots of stabbing. Anything else?

[@sleepy_loser9451]

Flipping- Flerken Maybe Flin Ryder

[@daniellagold2739]

Misdirects in every scene

[@nessyness5447]

he must have loved american horror story cult....

[@malaksayed2457]

The spanking thing with After😂😂😂

[@viis374]

Male characters who matter

[@TarabelleUalesi]

"who put their fishing rod in that octopussy" so outta pocket and so funny

[@me-wb9kr]

Dylan: I hate that everything in descendants 3 was so predictable Mal: hi dad Also Dylan: WhAt ?!¿?

[@archutha1368]

HAHAHA UR SO RIGHT even I was like um was it not obvious?

[@angelhanooda]

But considering that I watched the promo for the movie I already knew that so yeah I feel the disappointment 😂

[@thanakamel]

Whenever Dylan says he’s broke I keep remembering that video of him buying designer clothes

[@lyalways8612]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[@chiannegibbs9462]

RIGHT

[@salzkuuu]

And that's why he's broke

[@MimicoFlorido]

It is very easy to deduce Dylan does have money, or was at least raised in an environment with money. His opinions tend to reflect his upbringing.

[@MimicoFlorido]

Kristian Alexis - His "I'm so poor" jokes also look like a reflection of his not poor upbringing. It's what I meant.

[@silasl5667]

Uma: has a song dedicated to her name Dylan: "Urma, or whatever her name is" 9:05

[@ayahabdul5145]

Hahah he did the same with Gaston in Beauty and the Beast😂😂 he kept messing up his name

[@lisnotliz7487]

Like Smurf😂🤦

[@ariela_]

Lmfaooo

[@codered2358]

What's my name what's my name Dylan: Urma

[@hunter_hiebert]

5:20 Having never seen this movie, I love(hate?) how I can tell exactly from that line “A team will be comprised of a captain and eight men” that Mulan’s daughter will get around the rules by becoming the captain. Because movie.

[@peeepepeheeeeheee]

Dylan: “she’s the most boring villain, she’s just chilling in one location the entire time” Hawkmoth: **sad villain noises**

[@thewoophone5431]

Crazy Cat Lady Oh my 🤣🤣

[@thewoophone5431]

Hawkmoth has an actual good evil laugh tho and a good motive so we’ll give him a pass.

[@YedidahMVO]

Welp, he's chillin like a villain

[@_707_haywire_]

Yess 😂

[@alannaleigh2327]

lmao

[@rosecocca524]

Dog: *Talks* Dylan: I'm not Surprised...I'm just disappointed You could see that last remainder of light die inside him in that exact moment. That gave me "Princess Protection Program" flashbacks.

[@alyssawilson8172]

"he got some kidnapping thing or something" oh my God, just like his mom

[@muhammadnazrin3390]

Good old Stockholm syndrome

[@puredemon5926]

Holy frick never noticed that. That makes it so much worse. lol

[@MarcelWilsonLynch]

Omg

[@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003]

*kinky*

[@Abhinaya-Vivek]

i just realised, dylan is totally chillin' like a villain. It's thrillin' to see him killin' the commentary. Amazin'

[@inesmartinho5837]

Dylan: “I wanna see the cgi beast, it’s gonna be so beautiful” Me who as already seen the movie and knew what the beast really is like: UFFFFFF I’m so sorry for Dylan

[@WangxianFF7]

He didn't mean actually beautiful, Dylan knew it would be a mess, as in beautifully bad

[@americawtay]

Sarcasm

[@WhatRemainsofNovaJames]

Tbh I actually hate CGI

[@semya161]

Inês Martinho i read breast at first 💀

[@mayfriend2959]

'Is that how women felt?' Yeah, pretty much. Being the token characters to represent your whole gender without being given any arc except a romance sucks.

[@chelsealovesplants]

lol the Hobbit anyone?? What a joke

[@susancarrillolol3341]

Dylan: *makes fun of almost every scene in Descendants 2* me: ohhh okay lol, so this is the bad one Dylan: *completely obliterates Descendants 3* me: never mind

[@Nicamon]

NO,WHY???The 2nd *IS* the bad one!!!D-: Now I'm worried...

[@elsadavenport]

@@Nicamon right Descendants 2 was the bad 1

[@CallistaYip]

Jade West I thought both were TERRIBLE tbh. I only liked the first one, although it was quite cliché, it wasn’t THAT cringy, like the second one. The third was just confusing.

[@nessyness5447]

@@CallistaYip is a musical, the plot is generally absurd and teen drama clichee, so the important part to judge it is the music, coreography and costume design,and in that department i found the 3 to be definitely better than the 2.

[@CallistaYip]

nessy ness I actually liked 1 and 2’s soundtracks, but I think I preferred 3’s costumes. The sets were pretty nice in all of them I guess. I think the first was just the most well rounded for me.

[@randompotato4063]

I’m pretty sure the love spell from the first movie did work, it’s just that the lake Ben swam in was the enchanted lake which lifted the spell prematurely (that lake is also where the water that turned Ben back human came from)

[@cherryburn7013]

"It's hard to be something that I'm not" Dylan: "A good dancer?" *I'M WEAK* 🤣🤣

[@haleygentry9095]

I love watching the joy leaving Dylan’s face when he sees doug

[@lee-annekleynhans7247]

Me too it's funny

[@graceful1537]

and also when he sees the dog lol

[@brianm.k.8008]

Audrey could have been the best villain of this Trilogy. Instead, they made her stand around waiting for the main characters to progress the plot. Sigh, if only I could be a Disney writer, what I could do.

[@beauty-jc9xy]

Frr

[@shanesunil]

Exactly. Audrey literally had Maleficent's staff and she could've easily destroyed the world or something. But noooo. All the writers made her do was stand in a corner and do evil laughs and groans until the last 10-15 minutes of the movie.

[@Vkpz]

@@shanesunil fr and the Queen Of Mean song was hella good but she barely did shit after that

[@shanesunil]

@@Vkpz Yes. That's the ONLY good song in Descendants 3. The rest were unnecessary. Do you by any chance watch Alex Meyers? He summarizes and reviews entire movies and for this movie, he said that there were more songs than story/plot( He also compared this with the previous 2 - like there was more plot than songs in part 1 and in part 2, it was more balanced). Also, it made no sense how or why Drizzy(was that Lady Tremaine's granddaughter's name?) was kidnapped by Audrey. Queen Of Mean and Evil Like Me from Descendants are my favourite songs.

[@Vkpz]

@@shanesunil true it just feels like they just gave up on the plot for descendants 3 and just slapped some songs to make up for it lol.

[@shaunamikhailyn]

Dylan: She is the most boring villain Me: Her mother is the most boring Princess Mother like daughter

[@AmandaaRose]

I didn’t even think of it like that 💀💀

[@OhMyLemona]

Wait who’s her mom ?

[@AmandaaRose]

Lama Aurora/Sleeping Beauty is her mom. They never really showed her, but her grandmother had a role in the first one.

[@OhMyLemona]

Amanda Rose Aurora ! well that explains it

[@briapryor1709]

Fr, Aurora is so boring.

[@PandabearArchery]

Dylan: ...Those three are not allowed to be rhymed with each other. Me: Hey, Dylan, are you chillin’ like a villain?

[@kaly5678]

On penicillin

[@stephy5089]

It really is very triggering 😂 y’all just want to see the world burn 👌

[@Julia-is6hh]

While killin'

[@arthoeemo4449]

Yes, yes we do.

[@ndsiIva]

dylan: *shows affection for the little girl* also dylan: i hOpE sHe diEs

[@ninad5099]

The fact that Uma sings an entire song about her name, and then Dylan still forgets it is so funny lmao

[@itsmist-er]

Disney's idea of rapping: rhyming words that end in "tion" for five minutes.

[@ejc6772]

Yes

[@brennaloudon2939]

Oh Lord so true. MGK is crying right now.