Dissidia 012: Duodecim Final Fantasy - vs. Kuja Encounter Quotes

Voiced by JD Cullum.
Ordered from FF1 all the way to Duodecim. No Chaos quote because no replay button. Sorry for the terribad quality.
Everything the Flamboyant Ham of FFIX and Spoony Black Thong Bearer, Kuja, says when you fight him/her/?.
I really like the way JD Cullum said, "In unison," so I decided to put it in there.

[@dRevan64]

"Time can be so cruel, hm?" I'm PRETTY sure he just called Ultimecia old and ugly.

[@azuraquinlilax1245]

That is the only comment that would warrant an instant fight 😂😂

[@chandlermohamed2392]

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[@merrickjagger1704]

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[@tannerjagger1445]

@Chandler Mohamed i use flixzone. You can find it on google =)

[@jewellcleveland2226]

W comment from Kuja

[@famtomerc]

Kuja to Sephiroth: An angel cannot soar without both wings I love how this is coming from the guy who's floating in midair.

[@Idontneednohandle998]

Insurrective he's an angel of death, actually.

[@DrMintster]

Safer Sephiroth: How about 7?

[@TheEmperorHyperion]

Seems Raven Beak was listening to Kuja.

[@8000Kakaroto]

"Your existence is... Voidable." OH BURN!

[@zzz43344]

Kuja: "A lady lacking in sensitivity..." Tifa: "A man lacking in pants..."

[@dethkruzer]

Who needs pants when you have a manthong?

[@Omega-jg4oq]

True

[@BahamutZero09]

Kuja: Where does the caged bird wish to soar? Terra: To a store to buy you some PANTS!!!

[@codyholley]

Oh burn!!!

[@zzz43344]

LMAO

[@rapidfire9999]

Kuja: An angel cannot soar without both wings. Sephiroth: I do not need wings to fly. I can fly using my Air Dash.

[@Spikkle]

I love his line to Yuna, "I'll rip you away from your dear friends" - he ripped Garnets Ediolons from her. Well not personally but it was all done by his suggestion and manipulation of Brahne.

[@KillerGothChick]

Well he tried to do it to Eiko too

[@serena7286]

@@KillerGothChick but the experiment failed and ordered the jesters to kill Eiko.

[@AcidYoru]

Kuja: I'm going to deprive you of your freedom. Bartz: How many guys did you say that to?

[@F1nalVer1dict]

Kuja: Your existence is voidable. Exdeath: OH NO, YOU DIDNT JUST PULL THAT ONE OFF!

[@Snofey1]

I love Kujas way of talking. This quys life is running around the drama xD

[@InsanityReborn]

Ah, Kuja. Sole proof that Bards can do some seriously broken shit when they're capable of using their *full* abilities and intuition instead of the magical song bullcrap they're always given. I mean the dude literally accomplished everything he wanted aimed to accomplish right to his end. That includes saving Zidane's ass.

[@SpellFlare]

Albeit he is definitely better at magic than any Bard. If you ask me he multiclassed to Wizard

[@yuliaririhena3208]

@@SpellFlare Honoka Said "I Can Safe your Aeons To Finale The Concert"

[@liaminator4950]

There's also scanlan shorthalt but kuja's good too

[@Duujin]

I like how that line to Cloud of Darkness is somewhat a slight at Necron.

[@raptorlewis273]

Yes, a slight to the most common myth about FFIX. Necron, though not mentioned by that name, has the most significance of any character in the game. If you don't get that, you didn't get FFIX.

[@lowhp_comic]

@@raptorlewis273 I guess since he both has a name and a personality it made it feel less like the absolute force of nature and more of some random villain that appears last minute. If they had him be more like Cloud of Darkness I'd think it'll work out even better

[@AcidYoru]

Kuja: I can't stand hot and sweaty people. Oh yes you can!

[@zzz43344]

LMFAO

[@finalfantasyfan0128]

Kuja: Your existence is Voidable. Exdeath: I hate jokes.

[@perun1nj]

Kuja: I can't stand hot and sweaty people! Jehct: What a cute little girl... wait...

[@redgokudera]

LMFAO XD

[@zzz43344]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Fr3ak_MM8BDM]

Kuja: Shall I expose your true colors? Golbez: I'm naked.

[@juanitaaaaaaaaaaaa4423]

Ehhh, I find Kuja an agreeable villain. Thinking that you were immortal, only to be told that you were a failed Angel of Death and that you were going to die soon? It's his character, how he doesn't want the world to exist without him. Even Zidane agrees that he might have tried to destroy the world if he was in Kuja's position.

[@snowmanswife1171]

Kuja:"Time can be so cruel,hm?" Ultimecia:'You edgy son of a ..."

[@RoddickFarrence589]

Zidane is Harmony Kuja is HARMony

[@curiousbellsprout1137]

good thing the main villian wasn't Queen Brahne. She wouldn't fit on the battle field...literally.

[@thattastedpurple4246]

Lmao

[@reinat4186]

XD

[@L33TRedNinja]

*_BOI!_* 🤣

[@elizabethkblanco4620]

😂🥲 That was awesome.

[@ZenMonkeyGod]

My god that would've been hilarious though

[@TheAzulmagia]

"Appearing from nowhere just to get in my way?" Cloud of Darkness is Necron!

[@imamotherfgsnake5948]

Kuja simply fabulous

[@squallded7244]

He is 🥵💕

[@zzz43344]

Indeed

[@theamazingmaymay123]

I love kuja, one my favorite villains

[@farhinbadhon3008]

Mine too.

[@zzz43344]

Same

[@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni]

Kuja: Oh, I'm so evil! Tehehee~ He might not be the best Final fantasy villian...But he is, beyond any doubt, the most fabulous.

[@daichisakura7011]

Suika Ibuki Fabulousness that rivals Sephiroth's----

[@vocalcalibration8033]

No, he's the best.

[@magnedeusfenrir9582]

Dio Brando says hi.

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

@@magnedeusfenrir9582 Dio at both Sephiroth and Kuja: WRYYYYYYYYYY! HINJAKU HINJAKU!

[@paulineiv878]

Fab and beautiful!!♡

[@BahamutZero09]

Kuja: My thong gives me super strength!!!

[@IsaixLD7]

Kuja:''An angel cannot soar without both wings'' Sephiroth:You don't even have a single wing

[@keatonkitsune8131]

I hoped Kuja would say, "Your existence shall be made null and Void."

[@TheDoctorhome]

Whenever you are ExDeath, they'll keep saying Voids and shit like that. Which is the reason why I love ExDeath x3

[@tylerdonhardt7031]

Cloud of Darkness never appears from nowhere with zero introduction...

[@raptorlewis273]

Best villain in FF simply because of his arc.

[@lexaurelio2446]

That line to Cloud hits a little differently now... >.>

[@BluewolfR]

i swear in the new dissidia they should haave Kuja and that red guy frm Crisis Core just quoting from lovless

[@sheritasnake2598]

Genesis

[@capedluna]

Would made for a fun time.

[@reginamorales9601]

Kuja is like the Marluxia(Kingdom Hearts)of Final Fantasy😊

[@reinat4186]

XDLOL LMAO

[@CxMegaMan]

No wonder I hate him so much

[@ejelecflametails6657]

if he of all Final Fantasy villains appear in Kingdom Hearts, I'll flip

[@ejelecflametails6657]

But ironically enough, Kuja's Japanese voice actor voices Zexion/Ienzo

[@kylenaversen]

Kuja would definitely maybe be a new adddintion to Kingdom Hearts. Hopefully JD Cullum will reprise his role as Kuja, in Kingdom Hearts Series.

[@kylenaversen]

For my prediction for Kuja's appearances in Kingdom Hearts, you'll first meet him in The Jungle Book's world, and when you first encounter him; Kuja will jump out of nowhere and he'll ask you to fight him. Sora takes out his keyblade and you and Kuja started fighting. After you defeat Kuja, he will disappear with light brighting over Sora (kind-a like Sephiroth in the first Kingdom Heart game). Then you get a new keyblade called "The Gaia of Will".

[@ejelecflametails6657]

I mean no characters from Final Fantasy IX aside from Vivi has ever been in Kingdom Hearts

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

He’s probably have to change his clothes for that xP

[@Kligor2]

@@kylenaversen Its been nearly a decade but Im still holdin out hope!

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Kuja: You cannot become me! Ditto: Hold my Hyper Potion.

[@ChadimusMaximus11]

“Shall I expose your true colors?” Well you’ve run out of things to expose about yourself.

[@civilwildman]

Julia: I can't stand hot and sweaty people. Jecht: Then stay out of the gym!

[@PinkNymphetamine22]

edit 3/01/22: this comment is so old lmao, why do ppl keep replying to it? how embarrassing. but to reiterate with more elocuent words: femme men are still pretty hot.

[@gdragonismygod]

Are you excited for Nier Replicant remaster????

[@CyanKnight96]

Activate Femboy Hooters

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

Mood

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

Not even playing the games just seeing videos and walkthroughs with Kuja in them… yep I feel the same…

[@hortissimo613]

0:49 - “The moon is fickle, calling to the darkness…” Honestly, the poetry of this character is incredible! ❤

[@N3bu14Gr4y]

Kuja: "How anticlimactic..." Zidane: "That's what SHE said!" Kuja: "..." Zidane: "What?"

[@zzz43344]

Lmao

[@pepot119]

No wonder Kuja and Zidane had a very strong response against Garland.. It was the same name that made Kuja to bring his brother to live in Gaia.. same goes with kuja..

[@SuperDarkria]

I showed Kuja to six people and they all said he was a girl. When I said he was a guy, they were shocked.

[@AweInspiringLols]

SuperDarkria same tho XD

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Kuja: I can't stand hot and sweaty people. Me: *_D o u b t_*

[@reloadpsi]

Well FF9 does refer to Kuja as a narcissist. I love that his quotes basically aren't evil, just incredibly selfish, absolutely having to put down whomever he speaks to.

[@vopop30]

@Baracquel The fleeting dream thing is pretty obvious, but Tidus also has a strong connotation with the sun. He needs both the sun sigil and sun crest to be able to use his ultimate weapon, Caldeblog to it's fullest. FFX also has a few pertinent scenes that play out with the back-drop of a sunset. SO all and all, Kuja referenced Tidus' being of existence and his affiliation with the sun....that clever bastard...

[@PunkyPurplePandas]

Tifa lacks sensitivity? Hey Kuja, remember Queen Brahne?

[@PoetofWinter]

Kuja: Well now, Well now, Well now, Well now, Well now. Me: Just wait till I get my hands on you!!!!!! 0_0

[@ThatGuyfromBrazil]

03:46 Kuja, you know Lightning too well.

[@mrguy22494]

Kuja's leimotif should be "I'm just a sweet transvestite" from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[@fireboltzer0634]

To Kuja: "Do you think yourself a god, cause you ACT so full of yourself."

[@almightyssjproductions7109]

FireboltZer0 (To Kuja) How's it feel knowing you're just second best compared to HIM?!

[@fireboltzer0634]

AlmightySSJ Productions lol

[@om3ga109]

Wol: LIGHT IS THE BEST THING EVAR OHMIGERD! Kuja: Undoubtedly a warrior of harmony...

[@emperium108]

I find it funny how everyone seem to want to insult Ultamicia's age.

[@zzz43344]

Same

[@Kiyosuki]

This is really late, but Tidus' name is derived from the Okinawan word for the Sun (while Yuna's derived from the word for Moon). Its also a reference to you know, the end of FFX.

[@ShadowLugia141]

Time can be so cruel, hmm. Pot meet kettle, I'm sure you'll get along just fine. A lady lacking in sensitivity A man lacking in balls I will deprive you of your freedom Wonder how many people he's already done that too Your obnoxious yapping is offensive You flashing your bare chest if offensive Where does the caged bird wish to soar Away from you before I go blind Do you plan to challenge fate Didn't you already try that? Letting your guard down o purpose Running around in a thong on purpose? I can't stand hot and sweaty people You sure tolerated Brahne long enough I'll rip you away from your dear friends Dude, stop trying to get with teenage girls, they are too young for you Acting as if we're the star, are we? What a hypocrite I can do this all day, just try me

[@briannaemblem481]

Haha!

[@thattastedpurple4246]

homophobic much?

[@dexeil7173]

ShadowLugia141 Oh u poor thing

[@andnowwevibe270]

lmao

[@jewellcleveland2226]

Kuja: “A tyrant’s reign ends quickly” Emperor: “your presence on the stage will quickly end”

[@marietanner3771]

Kuja 1)you cannot become me! Kuja 2)I know I cannot become you.I am you!

[@Dinomight125]

We all know that Kuja has some *cough* dressing issues... but in the game ff9, there were some slight hints of Kuja hitting on Princess Garnet. When he called her beautiful in her sleep.So i dont think he isnt gay, but i DO think he needs a change in wardrobe...

[@KahelDiaries]

Did he just admit that Jecht was hot?

[@zzz43344]

Hmmm...

[@694magicman]

please his is by far one of the most graceful actors.in the game

[@Osiris2994]

I think Kuja and Genesis would be good friends

[@StarsHairDiary]

I love Kuja! all you phobes, and haters...go replay FFVII

[@lollag19]

Kuja: I'll rip that jester's mask right off of you. Kefka: It's ON girly bitch!

[@lokishadownerd]

so THATS why golbez always wears armor...(still love'im though, the closet marshmallow X3) after hearing what he has to say about jecht, i must wonder how much goldbond kuja goes through...

[@odetteblack9646]

undoubtedly a warrior of harmony~ A lady lacking in sensitivity Time can be so cruel hm I'll rip you away from your dear friends I can't stand hot and swaety people (jecht uhhh sure) So, Lets see what you've got. Simpletons should learn to keep silent. Kuja is too funny

[@briannaemblem481]

So what if sephy drank half pf a red bull?

[@puiper]

Lol, love the little laugh in his voice at the corny joke. (1:20.)

[@DarkWarriorVanitas]

(Kuja to Tifa) A lady lacking in sensitivity. Yeah but what she lacks in sensitivity, she makes up for in the chest area!

[@LittlePrettySunnyIdol0209]

Seira/Ari VS Kuja: "Can A Lady Use A True Power?" Akechi/Crow Vs Kuja: "I Believe That You Can Use Both Separated Power, Huh?"

[@SoManyOCsSoLittleRPs]

*sighs at 1 dislike* Kefka, we know you don't like Kuja, but is disliking this video the best you can do?

[@garrettcarter5622]

I like this voice WAYYYYYY better than in Kuja in NT. This one sounds like he has actual integrity.

[@AcidYoru]

Well Kuja, you are what you eat

[@Deadeye129]

Kuja: (Vs. Tifa) "A lady lacking in sensitivity." Me: "... Tifa... CRUSH, HIM!"

[@zzz43344]

Yeah!

[@yuliaririhena3208]

Seira's poem says "a beautiful red goddess's wing like blood, a beautiful blue angel's wing like true and they are between like sisters"

[@StarsHairDiary]

lmao time can be so cruel hm?.. also "exit quietly, old crone"... I'd say he totally hate ultimecia

[@botanbutton]

But the straight up rudeness toward Jecht tho! Lmao

[@yiwoon_cr8s]

POV: Kuja fat shames you 🤣

[@FluffyTheAwsomeBunny]

@LokizarroX True that XD honestly I love Kuja and Zidane the way they are, but you have to admit, Kuja is still questioned about being straight or not

[@ShadowandKirby324]

Kuja is awesome!!! He reminds me of Morrigan and Dracula (Castlevania).

[@Khrene]

Hes a genome, an artificial human, like a homunculus. He was built to be androgenous, notfor sexual purposes, but because genomes are meant ro house the souls of the dying planet Terra, and the bodies weren't built to house anyone in specific so everyone has very similar features. Kuja is actually the only ones who don't look almost exactly like Zidane

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

Since Kuja wears very little clothing, I guess it only makes sense for Golbez and Tifa to be wearing less than usual for their conversations with him.

[@Sceleratus]

I've always been unsure. Since he was the first, he could have been created with silver hair and then Garland went on to creating the rest blond? "Damn, i must have gone wrong using mercury on him"

[@MrAuthor3DS]

3:58 Kuja is conducting a symphony of YOUR PAIN.

[@tjvtown1]

Kuja, I think we all agree that the Simon Belmont look only looks good on Simon Belmont.

[@Slygrl96]

You all know that Kuja is played by JD Cullum who is in fact a man right? I hope you all know that, they made his voice sound different.

[@oodsong]

"Appearing from nowhere just to get in my way?" Uh, isn't that exactly what *your* game's final boss did, Kuja?

[@lokishadownerd]

eheheh... the protagonist is his BROTHER, whom he still cares about (though he'd never admit it) and he has 10X the personality you seem to have

[@ZaffireWolf]

0:45 That was a low-blow, but misplaced coming from Necron's appetizer.

[@luveprincesora]

Voidable...Kuja made a funny.

[@YuuyaKZMI]

"Your obnoxious yapping is offensive." Kuja, please don't paraphrase an SJW.

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

Is Gilgamesh an SJW? Doesn’t seem like it, so this analogy makes no sense.

[@YuuyaKZMI]

@@yuyaricachimuel555 I literally made this a year ago as a joke.

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

@@YuuyaKZMI 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@LabyrinthTsubasa]

"Where does the caged bird wish to soar?"

[@rampant1apart]

@dRevan64 Heck, last game he practically called her that out right.

[@Megamelo]

Kuja to Sephiroth: "An angel cannot soar without both wings" OWNED!!! Kuja is the second best villain in the series. Especially on dissidia where he just acts so calm but he's a crazy bitch

[@ShadowLugia141]

How anticlimactic Is that what you said once you realized you were gay?

[@Dinomight125]

@981407036x Understandable. I like his outfit too, but others do not seem to like it :L. Becuase without that outfit, he wouldn't be Kuja. Kuja is my #1 Villian :D and i use him a lot :D

[@kyrios0307]

IMO one of the best villains in FF's series.

[@MrAuthor3DS]

@oodsong Yeah, he hates Space Fleas.

[@Dukstless]

2:07 - Kuja, if you weren't villain, you would be dead at that point. 2:42 - It's Kuja's twin, Ajuk! (lol).

[@RubyofFire]

1:54 HE'S FREAKING SEPHIRTOH!!!!! HE CAN DEFY PHYSICS!!!!

[@ghostHunter895]

Funny, in the dissida project they get along well.

[@JohnnySeyfang]

Necron Was SOOO HARD!!

[@LuigiLonLon]

He sounds so british... i Love it!