Elden Ring Level 1 Speedrun in

Pretty decent attempt for my second run of this category. Hope you enjoy!
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[@ScottJund]

god i love how much this shits on people that think you cant play the game because you zip around. beautiful.

[@soggybread9846]

whats up scooter

[@jonissues1914]

Ikr?

[@leftovernoise]

I was thinking the same thing the second I saw the thumbnail. Your channel slapps btw

[@MrSkillcap]

I'm not sure they will realize they're in the wrong after this video. I mean, they are already dumb enough that they weren't able to just click on his channel and see the hundreds of other speedruns where he does fights perfectly.

[@incription]

to be fair, the WR is 2 hours below this run

[@Ryan-ky9ss]

Heres Some Timestamps: 34:38 - Rykard 40:14 - Margit 43:17 - Godrick 49:50 - Radahn 1:01:09 - Gargs 1:16:12 - Fias Champions 1:25:07 - Godfrey 1:26:59 - Morgott 1:58:13 - Red Wolf 2:00:12 - Renalla 2:06:34 - Loretta 2:11:18 - Malenia 2:32:14 - Mohg 2:41:33 - Ancestor Moose 2:56:02 - Astel 2:57:17 - Fire giant 3:04:09 - GodSkin Duo 3:10:49 - Placidusax 3:21:27 - Maliketh 3:25:42 - Fortissax 3:29:48 - Hoarah Loux 3:32:18 - Radagon 3:36:24 - Elden Beast

[@ThePopeOfAllDope]

Bless you

[@edgarc770]

🐐

[@pierocolombo2643]

Thanks chad 🗿

[@jakubkobielski5911]

🙏

[@joshbensoussan2177]

you are fucking awesome, thank you

[@Sketcho20]

Just one legendary achievement after another with these different speedrun categories!

[@bassmonster4572]

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[@OldSoulNewLife]

I guess cheesing the game is a speed run now a days lmao such a clown

[@randommotivateddude6609]

Imagine being a random npc dude and just seeing some random naked tarnished and it only took him around 3 hour to become elden lord

[@Wasssup3232]

That’s what i find funny about speed runs is just what important NPCs think when it happens. Like Margot being beaten in stormveil only to be beaten an hour later by the same naked dude/lady

[@vibewithme2318]

People that talk about he can only zip, I feel like they just know this man from elden ring and have no idea how long he's been a master of these from software games.

[@Sadistic_77]

Ik bro it’s infuriating, I remember when he was the first one to find that gutter fall damage cancel in ds2 lmao, dudes been at this for a decade.

[@TupDigital]

Freakin scumbags. F 'em in the other ear.

[@internetcrip6391]

The most versatile speedrunner in the FS world. He's held multiple WRs in at least 3 of their games (ds2, bb, er). He probably still holds a couple

[@vibewithme2318]

@@internetcrip6391 I completely agree. I feel like alot of fans came in with elden ring, Wich it's good, but they gotta realize he does whatever in every catagory. If its zipping or no glitch he a master

[@internetcrip6391]

@@vibewithme2318 and the thing is he doesn't even like zipping either

[@eddiemeekin9180]

It’s actually mental that he finishes the game faster on an any% run than he takes to get to fort height on this run. Insanity

[@auresc04]

This dude really just invalidated all the hate people were throwing at him for his unrestricted any% runs in a single upload holy shit 💀

[@Monty2289]

Why do you acknowledging that 'hate' feel worse than the actual hate itself. Everyone knows or should know that Dist or just about any runner of these games have beaten the game normally.

[@ghostofyou5464]

his time is really not that impressive. Literally it's just the guy feeling invalidated from being pwned by an unown Japanese guy and now trying to play the game the way it's intended to.

[@Theeater126]

@@Monty2289 They're just projecting about how bad they are at the game, and use his "cheats" as an excuse to act like he isn't significantly better than them.

[@normalname3623]

@@ghostofyou5464 As far as I know the 1min20s or so speedrun was just trolling or you are prefering to another that I didn't know ?

[@yomu9295]

@@ghostofyou5464 not that impressive?How about you upload your run, Huh?

[@gustavofender3284]

you've already prove it Dist, you are the greatest speedrunner in Elden Ring, you can get some rest

[@razvanmihai7330]

He really needs to rest ngl i do love his speedruns but he needs to chill a bit

[@TheKoolman89]

There’s no rest for the wicked.

[@cfilorvyls457]

@@razvanmihai7330 you don't understand, this is him resting.

[@cadenyancey580]

Not anymore for any% someone beat it in like 1:26 or something around that. Dist is still an insane speed runner tho Edit: I have been told it’s fake

[@Carsu12]

@@cadenyancey580 you mean the fake joke cheat engine run?

[@arthurhsu9111]

Still can't understand why there's people said "oh, you used the radagon's soreseal, that boost your stats its not LV 1 anymore". Bruh, really?

[@udojurgens1400]

Unless you're naked and attacking with just your fists it's not SL 1. Also no Estus, that's dishonorable

[@arthurhsu9111]

@@udojurgens1400 Yeah lol. Just like in DS you had to use broken sword right?

[@mordyrsvideodumpster5097]

ng+7 sl1 fists only no horse no estus deadicar's woe no roundtable hold no bitches no dung eater sex cutscene no rolling blindfold is the true way to play elden ring

[@udojurgens1400]

@@arthurhsu9111 exactly, also no upgrades since that's just winning with stats

[@bjaurus6375]

Many many years ago I used to play Maplestory. The game was a cancerous grind and rng-fest if you wanted to be top-tier. Hours and hours of grinding levels and weapon scrolls that had a 30% chance of working and a 10% chance of destroying your weapon if it fails. Naturally with such investment someone would want to post their damage on YT or forums. "Didn't count. You're using takoyaki." That being a simple attack boosting food anyone could buy for a little bit of currency IIRC.

[@andrewanderson1332]

First time elden ring player, using this video to find out where tf to go next for the story bosses 😂 thanks

[@ran_436]

i can't wait for people to dismiss this run after he gets another any% world record

[@SoftBoiledArt]

It's ok to dislike the any % runs, I don't like them, nothing wrong with that. People thinking they don't take skill though are simply ignorant, they just don't know.

[@qxponix589]

It’s sub 1 min now, not even entertaining

[@vincey6158]

@@qxponix589 what you're watching in sub 1 min is simple ce run. Its not humanly possible, since the game wont load the boss arena untill you kill maliketh. And you know what else can load the boss arena? CE

[@yimwee2401]

@@qxponix589 lmao found an ignorant one right here

[@lordsiis8201]

@@qxponix589 no it’s not

[@cepsvzla]

damn you got it already, I watched your stream a few times while practicing the bosses, that's awesome!

[@keetaroth]

awesome run dist, cant wait for next one

[@sorprenant9106]

Love this. Instantly disprove the "hes so bad at the game for the unrestricted runs"

[@MrEpic86]

It wasnt the unrestricted runs that was the problem, it was his inability to beat certain bosses. I remember a time he couldn't get close to getting melania to phase 2 so this doesn't disprove all that happened before. Being bad at something isnt a bad thing if you have the dedication to get better like he has. His persistence is basically a superpower and success is nothing without feeling failure first.

[@deeznutz1601]

@@MrEpic86 What are you even talking about lmao.

[@MrEpic86]

@@deeznutz1601 if you don't have the cognitive ability to work it out its not worth explaining.

[@XeroKarma]

@@MrEpic86 you just wrote a paragraph trying to say he was bad because he couldn’t beat melania first try…. I’ll sit and wait for you to find someone who beat her first try that wasn’t level 500.

[@MrEpic86]

@@XeroKarma I was neither angry or saying he was bad because he couldn't beat melenia 1st try. I never even said 1st try about anything so stop making things up to meet this narrative you've created in your head. He couldn't beat many bosses and looked like someone who had never played a souls game in trying to do so. Much like we all have many, many times playing elden ring. I was actually praising his persistence, not being critical or angry.

[@yaxbebbb5555]

"I need to practice Hoarah Loux" -The guy that only took one hit and beat him first try

[@kdot9084]

The amount of time bosses lived with 1hp in this run is insane

[@ElangTitoPersada]

Not "in this run" but "In this game"

[@thesilverwind6922]

that fight with malenia was inspiring, i learned so much watching!

[@hsienlin7673]

Hey Dist here is support from Taiwan really enjoy your streaming just want to say watching your plays are far more fascinating and interesting than those trying to mimic you in an idiot way

[@failXDvo]

This run is already crazy and there's a huge potential for improvement too! Great job!

[@omegawarking2157]

congrats im gonna have to finish this video tommorow i love your all remembrance runs

[@aj00]

Why do I love watching these so much?

[@yomu9295]

Dist you are the best,amazing job!!

[@Azooz-cv4hg]

Literally shut all of the doubters up with this one. great as usual!

[@Rjkay45]

2:20:06 remember when Hard bosses like Orphan or Isshin you could actually consistently dodge every single attack

[@WMercy]

You can consistently dodge that attack it's just a very tight timing to roll through the first one as she comes down if you're close and can't just sprint away

[@thegrunch6448]

@@WMercy Yeah and you literally have to fk up the tracking of the AI for the melee dodge to work. Amazing design

[@thecontainerthecontents6889]

the rolling timing and map memorization is next level and i guess that's how this is done.

[@TBurnn]

improved his pb by 90 mins on his 2nd run... cant wait too see how far you can take this category too

[@venator184]

what a clean fight with Malenia. Awesome, Dist

[@TheTokogt]

I know it's a tough fight but I love to see the Melenia fight with no cheese. Very fun to watch.

[@ThePopeOfAllDope]

Probably my favourite Category now. So incredibly entertaining

[@chucklestorm]

The end of that Placidoiux fight was beautiful. You love to see it 🤣😂 the real soulsborne experience.

[@aware6019]

Each time I read those titles… it blows away my mind completely…. Is this man fully crazy? What a souls game god

[@shaqtaku]

This game is bloody huge. I haven't even got to the royal capital. This run was a good preview on what's to come

[@imunoriginal1859]

This man just can't be stopped

[@TullysGoneFishing]

This is just an absolutely insane accomplishment

[@1500Sachem]

It's said that there are two kinds of geniuses, the “ordinary” and the “magicians.” The ordinary one is someone who anyone could be just as good as, if we really threw ourselves into it for a very, veeery long period of time. You can see that's not somethign you can currently achieve, and that it would not be easy, but it seems achievable. And then there's the "magicians". They are someone whe excells so much at something, that even if you udnerstand how it was done, you know there's no way you can reach that level. I think this run is an example of the latter.

[@Temzilla2]

Whoever said that just didn't want to put in the time to be a "magician" and was too busy being ordinary.

[@zanuka7487]

good run for the purgatory%, good luck !!

[@DaGamerDad]

This is a 3 hour lecture posing as a speed run. I was literally tasking notes... What a run!

[@malikpittman6376]

The speed and ease with which this man fucking killed mohg triggers me beyond belief. I killed him sub 10 tries but it was a much harder and longer battle. Ridiculously impressive run though

[@HAHA-cc9zv]

You are insane bro!!!

[@sebestianritter7097]

that was wonderful, thank you for the enjoyable experience

[@dominikdolezal1739]

I really understand why you love this game. ❤️

[@skltfz4997]

so many area to polish, really good

[@MafiaAzuI]

H-He's fast!

[@InsaneSciences]

Thank you for uploading this run, I really love the display of skill needed for this category! I whish you would also upload a commented version with some more input if you do stuff like that.

[@IronBanana]

That was very nice run. Subscribed.

[@razukun7933]

WHAT A THRill....that snake eater moment was dope

[@dancetonight]

Nobody thinks he cant play the game. Let the haters hate. They will always find a reason. Nothing to prove to those brain farts. Just keep doing your thing.

[@Sir1626]

Dist you are a speedrunning god. If there was a hall of fame you’d be in it

[@brustiiii4024]

I love ur runs♡

[@slimshadythe111]

The anti any% run. Gon have fun watching this while not eating soup cuz soup sucks.

[@mangoman1096]

Bro, soup is awesome, Have you ever had good soup, That delicious potato bacon soup in a small Italian restaurant.

[@James-kv3ll]

Random hated for soup

[@vanquisher4700]

My guy hasn't eaten good soup in his life, that makes me sad for some reason

[@DUNKELTROLL666]

Very impressive.

[@matthewcastillo45]

I can't imagine how frustrating it is to have a legion of backseat gamers in the chat.

[@snively8590]

My favorite part about watching there runs is seeing the chats reaction while fighting a boss.

[@Unseen_Chaos]

Love the content Dist, no matter what run you're doing. Fuck the haters.

[@stevenchenDC]

You did more damage than my almost Lv100 avatar

[@merlijn247]

Great video

[@joshuarojas1825]

Holy sh... Dou you have all records bro? Good F.. PLayer!

[@_Shane47]

Im really a pvp focused player but watching people do speedruns in fromsoft games is just a different kind of amazing, well done

[@thiagowtc9377]

you are the best player for me in the world congratulations

[@unifyedunicorn8876]

LETS GO!!!!! Dodge rolling in an Elden Ring speedrun!!!!!

[@savagekori2602]

Its crazy how you just posted this I finished the butt slam video and was hoping for a lvl one video

[@RacheGooTer]

The two deaths in a row on bubblewhorl, just take the grace man

[@gahongabazoon2862]

You must reclaim your throne, my lord.

[@Elevate388]

Dist you are a literal fucking beast. And here I thought I was good for finishing my first Level 1 run the other day but I spent nearly 15 hours on Malenia and 10 on Radagon/Elden Beast. This is just incredible.

[@adistantonion2202]

Hey man, trust me when I say you are really good. I've done sl1 and bl4 runs on every souls game and this one is kicking my ass! Just keep enjoying the brutality friend.

[@kbopmm360]

awesome category

[@TheCreator1875]

Completing this kind of challenge at all is ridiculous, but to do it so quickly, Jesus

[@NolteGameOver]

fastest kills! first time seen someone beating elden beast so fast. Love how placidusax can be so random haha

[@zaetayo]

I noticed the summoning pool statues have that loot shimmer, and I've seen other people have it too, In my playthrough they don't ? Is it an addon or do I need to start a new game for it to work ?

[@x54xHantamachine]

They have the shimmer if you've never interacted with one before (it drops a multiplayer item). If you don't have it, then you've already interacted with at least one and gotten the item before.

[@kantanathemtanon9007]

16:19 that joker bombing the hospital scene just come to my mind lmao

[@QuiteLunacy]

I had no idea the Serpent Hunter was so good outside of Rykard. Even without the buffs those heavy attacks are super nice. Going to try it out. Edit- What was up with the Radagon fight? The attack before the visceral should've killed him. Wonder if it was because he staggered on it?

[@Anderson-zf8op]

i think the game does this on purpose so you can finish the boss with style

[@excaligaming2435]

literally everyone laughed at me, when I took the serpent hunter outside of the rykard fight, made it my first +10 and finishing the game with it on my first playthrough. I gotta admit though I play souls for the fashion and dont care about stats at all.

[@RealLockheedMartin]

It has a fucking S in STR scaling, great range, and a good moveset. It was always a great weapon.

[@excaligaming2435]

@@RealLockheedMartin I mean, the scaling really doesn't say much. it effectively has no L2, you can't switch the ash of war and it can't be buffed. It is easily outclassed by any other weapon for a regular playthrough, but it looks absolutely fucking dope and for rl1 specifically it has no stats req, giving you the max possible flexibility with talismans.

[@zombiesithblade1579]

Good job

[@eliasclarenbach3119]

Haters do be awfully quiet now

[@riggzzzz1704]

I was there! I was a witness throughout the entire journey.. :))

[@lubu7121]

could you explain the luirnia of lakes zip glitch to me? The one in the chapel of anticipation I can do, only the one in liurnia I can't. What's the secret? I stop near where you fall, but I only fall into the abyss. Do you have to put the halberd? what does it influence?

[@arthurmorganlefaye7626]

No

[@bancharkornkan2449]

Great GG.😊

[@SpriteSpriteTV]

You're a legend

[@tvftw1]

Checking the splits at the start and realizing he's about to cut a short movie out of the lowest possible time

[@daletuck5544]

Now this will be epic,I know U can play especially after but slam video but this could be💯🤯

[@FuMiO02110]

YEP... "ThIs GUy gOt nO SKiLl"

[@aqueelkadri8371]

Im glad we have reached a peak for the unrestricted category (at least for a while) with that sub 7 minute run. The zippy runs are cool but I wanna see some categories where we have lots of fighting and cool strats for bosses 😊 So this is fun

[@Carsu12]

they are not really cool. impressive, yes, but really boring to watch

[@Josh-ru6kc]

Sadly dist no longer holds the record someone got a 7:30 and dist said unless any new routs are found he probably wont try to beat it.

[@Joiner113]

@@Josh-ru6kc do you mean 6:30? Because dist's record is 6:59

[@Josh-ru6kc]

@@Joiner113 yes sorry mb. The actual record rn i belive is 6:46

[@derekliu5035]

the fact that Distortion actually struggled a little bit on Melania showed she was the deal.

[@mintcake2668]

God Slain? God is standing right there!

[@spouwnerring]

Well atleast we get to hear the boss songs a little bit longer.

[@christianmoniot1219]

gg congrats

[@chrisb8698]

Is there a way to tell what patch these runs are on? kinda makes a big difference

[@Pribe13]

He is using current patch

[@James-kv3ll]

If it’s a glitchless run that generally means current patch but if you really want to see look at his start screen.

[@geralddopkowski4324]

Do It ThE rIgHt WaY. I bEt YoU cAn'T. Destroys it like a boss.

[@adc1222]

The amount of people that think a guy that is capable of pulling off 13 frame perfect zips in a row won't be capable of learning boss attack patterns is just fucking hilarious

[@geralddopkowski4324]

@@adc1222 Agreed. Even in this run of you check chat you'll see people taking shit. Just salty, scrubs who can't cope that there are people good at the game.

[@leamissyoy]

I melt for the soul music

[@lov.2.g]

i gonna share this on the channel that say you just zip around

[@-AD-Astra-0]

Actually, on speedrun's reviews i see a lot of comments like: he using glitches! It's easy-peasy... Or smthn. But... I realize, now many work and skill you need to do your speedruns and playthoughts! Keep up the good work! U r awesome.

[@jessecook4466]

The chat going off about Kenneth Haight😂

[@LaiN900]

he needs to start packing some throwing knifes with all those 1hp bosses

[@ARIXANDRE]

You're a beast, Distortion. On a higher echelon than Let Me Solo Her!

[@t_xxic8814]

I couldn't even do most of this stuff with my lvl 713 char. D: I really enjoy your content! :D

[@KobeLoverTatum]

laughing at these haters of any% talking about how this is a better category yet an overwhelming majority aren’t even going to stay 5 minutes after they leave their comment

[@ethanwashoe5868]

I think this is more entertaining to watch personally, my favorite speed runs of distortions were his all boss ds2 runs and this reminds me a bit of thay

[@realname8362]

Most people don't watch speedruns in general, doesn't really change that the any% unrestricted runs are absolute ass lol.

[@heavensent8500]

@@realname8362 it’s a category that is played regardless of how you feel

[@realname8362]

@@heavensent8500 Okay? I don't see where I implied it's not a category? People can run whatever they like, idc.

[@Goston67]

@@realname8362 i like the any% runs because they will usually show you game play that you have never seen anyone else do and in many cases didn't even think was possible. also they are usually a lot quicker so there's less of a time investment to enjoy the run. For me personally after I've beaten the game a few times it almost feels tedious watching someone play through the whole thing like this. I don't know what it is, but maybe after spending hundreds of hours running around the map in the game, I become less interested in watching other people run around the map without the zips. That's not to say what Distortion2 does here isn't impressive, he is definitely among the best. Just that it doesn't have the same level of entertainment for me personally. Although I do respect that other people will have different views and may enjoy this run more than any of the others.

[@tanakaeru4227]

NGL I thought this was an ANY% run and misread the time and thought you finished the game in 3m11s. I thought you had ascended and become even more of a god than before

[@LonestarBF]

I play these vids on 2x speed and its amazing

[@Astira359]

now THIS is pod racing

[@Andy__Lee]

1:54:03 very beautiful, very powerful

[@danielmiller9379]

Did they patch the volcano manor jump to the smithing stone or am I bad?

[@TheTrainedAssasin]

I knew i wasnt going crazy

[@XxclcshadxX]

Distortion2 have you thought of using the jellyfish shield right next to the four belfry's its 20% extra damage ez build to use it - 20str,14dex