Elden Ring All Remembrances Speedrun in

First run of All Remembrances. It was very bad but I hope you enjoy anyways!
Was a lot of fun and loads of improvement to be made!
I stream everyday on / distortion2

[@brendonlucas2670]

1:29:56 the true elden lord get's the kill 2:24:32 he does it again, what a legend this mimic

[@sing3029]

and the elden beast too

[@PR1ME98]

And ppl say the mimic is useless since the patch. I swear some ppl over exaggerate.

[@shady6281]

@@PR1ME98 It didn't actually get patched pretty sure that was a scare tactic

[@NightFury11818]

@@shady6281 it doesn't use ashes of war as much and will not cycle through available weapons, just what you were wearing when you summoned it. also just a tiny bit less damage

[@fritothedemon6647]

I gotta say, even as a 3 hour run this was so much more entertaining than any% imo

[@laujack24]

any % just skip, wrong warp, and spamming frost stomp. its get old real fast, I'm glad fromsoftware nerf the shit out that skill. game soo easy with that skill

[@user-pl7lr5dn8q]

just cause u dont know how to do it huh lol

[@wildanandika]

true this is more enjoyable to watch

[@dafuqgusdafrey60]

yeah, its all goofing moments LOL might as well put a montage on it this is so funny

[@johnh1353]

I agree, will be interesting to see how this run evolves ...

[@SekhmetMorgan]

"All Remembrances" instead of "all bosses" makes sense for such a big open world! you're doing great Dist on ER, keep it up!

[@DevilWolf000]

all bosses? i mean that would be like 5-8 hours atleast

[@SekhmetMorgan]

@@DevilWolf000 Well Dist did an all boss marathon of all Soulsborne that lasted 11 hours or so, so he's capable lol I know I'd love watching it ahah

[@jonahward4522]

@@DevilWolf000 especially considering the caves and catacombs, some of them are pretty insane to get through.

[@moda112]

@@DevilWolf000 Probably longer than that. There are 157 bosses in Elden Ring and only 15 of those are remembrance bosses from what I can see. I doubt many people would want to watch that. But somebody will probably do it

[@talaeyn8326]

@@DevilWolf000 Lol for Dist maybe. But for real though, all bosses would be ten times more bosses than this run, and much more items required to be grabbed and tons and tons of travel time. I think it'd be like 10 hour+ run.

[@mas8705]

I remember seeing so many comments online of people getting upset over his speed runs and how they acted high and mighty after the patch with stupid comments like “Now he has to play as it was intended!” Well here he is beating the game in under 200 minutes in-game. Well done on another great run. Can’t wait to see how it improves.

[@iloveboobies4938]

Funny how they yell at the wr holder for all bosses in bloodborne and at least at one point for ds3 for using the fastest strat.

[@kyosukemazaki3635]

People are just stupid tbh...they just want everyone to play the game the way THEY xant it to be played...

[@noecarrier5035]

Not just beating the game, this isn't any%, this is the arguably much more complex all remembrances. He did post-patch any% though too. It wasn't just the weapon, it's skill and practice.

[@bioforce5]

It's amazing to me how vitriolic people get in general about speedruns. Why does it upset people so bad that someone else is beating the game quickly? Are they just mad they'll never be good enough at the game to do that themselves?

[@noecarrier5035]

@@bioforce5 People with poor self-esteem like to tear others down in order to make themselves feel better. It's sad.

[@piszanshid1953]

Glad these runs are happening more. Way more interesting than any% imo

[@victorbressler7156]

any% was boring af

[@franciscodetonne4797]

100% agree on that, but I think any% is more technical than all bosses. Some glitches (esp. OoB) are really precise.

[@piszanshid1953]

@@franciscodetonne4797 true. I'd like to see if any new glitches become usable for any%. Glitch hunting is really interesting imo

[@Treeplot]

Dist: He stole my kill Mimic: Our kill

[@musta00]

This turned into a let's play pretty quickly.

[@edanepp557]

2:06:55 margit is dead because he is just margot projecting himself there, so if margot is dead margit doesnt appear

[@knucklejoe8]

Interestingly enough, that isn't the case with the projection just outside Lyndell, which seems to survive even after you kill Morgott. Then again the last time I checked it was in patch 1.02, so it might be different now.

[@Lakefront_Khan]

@@knucklejoe8 That's because it's a illusion he put on another entity, not astral projection like in Stormvail.

[@paz8723]

love how the Nokrom and Nokstella Remembrances are so out of the way

[@jeremiahbennett3004]

Can't wait to see what crazy routes will appear in the future!

[@fabian731]

All bosses + Dungeon mini bosses propably is a bit much eh? :D

[@allhailderpfestor4839]

I think one interesting way would be making categories to differentiate based on what build you're going (based on which stat you're investing most) so we get a few different routes on all remembrance.

[@jeremiahbennett3004]

@@allhailderpfestor4839 I agree actually, just unlikely to happen cause that didn't happen with dark souls

[@bomberwarren]

@@allhailderpfestor4839 people will always do challenge runs. The do them pretty close to a speedrun normally

[@MrPopov-mc4zc]

@@bomberwarren и БКПБ

[@macroisdad8018]

Been waiting for this run to come to KZbin

[@Fyshtako]

Niiice, been waiting for this. I love longer speedruns, relaxing to watch.

[@vansdan.]

I finally got my platinum, now I can watch these speedruns in their entirety! Can't wait to see more from you Dist!

[@Vintagesonic1]

The speedrun I've been waiting for!

[@nekotorin]

Maybe now all the "hardcore" Soulsborne fans will finally shutup about calling Distortion2's runs not a speedrun coz he skipped bosses. Clearly they cannot differentiate different speedrun categories.

[@Zindeyyy]

The people that are saying that don’t know that Dist has been doin all bosses speedruns for like the past 6 years

[@alastor8091]

Literally who.

[@ewananderson5214]

I feel like it’s the opposite no ? Hardcore fans will know who speed runners like dist are but new fans don’t know anything and get angry over any% runs

[@night00glider]

who were the imbeciles ?

[@lupin9622]

more like new fans will shutup about it

[@dafuqgusdafrey60]

imagine seeing this in AGDQ charity event! good job

[@QuiteLunacy]

This is so, so much more fun to watch than the other one.

[@brandonbulthuis2740]

Can't wait to see the run that kills everything with a boss health bar

[@PR1ME98]

There are over 122 bosses in this game it’ll be a looonnggg while before we see that lol

[@TheFizio]

I misinterpreted your comment and imagined a mod weapon being "the boss health bar" that shrinks as the boss loses health

[@chossmedia]

That's basically a 100% lets play run, I know speed runners are insane but that would probably still take 25 hours

[@lanceareadbhar]

I think there is a distinction with bosses in the final message when winning so a run based on that could be fun to watch so to not have to fight all enemies with a health bar at the bottom.

[@shhs1227]

@@lanceareadbhar the distinction is based on what type of creature the boss is I think

[@FireCorias]

Really crazy coming back to this run a year later and seeing how absolutely different the runs have become.

[@DechCJC]

Yessss, this is the speedrun/no hit run i'm looking for! Nice :D

[@saaaaaame]

It was originally planned for Fia to "give you something to remember her by" before she leaves roundtable hold.

[@savedforlater7482]

Source?

[@cerberus6400]

Was it the mythical unobtainable panties?

[@jaip7399]

Yes

[@nunull6427]

That's so anime

[@alastor8091]

@@cerberus6400 imagine. The smell.

[@mooseroom]

it's so entertaining to watch a speed runner just take it back a notch and play the run with lesser "i NEED to get this WR" attitude. felt really nice to watch this

[@SilverZephyr09]

This is my favorite kind of run and I'm glad to see you giving this category some love. Watching you break the game into tiny little pieces is a good time, but there's this epic energy and scale that comes with a run that kills all the major bosses that I just can't get elsewhere.

[@arcadealchemist]

36:00 the reason i guess for somber being ez and smithing being a lot harder becase you need 12x stones PER upgrade but they should in theory be more powerful than the somber weapons as they can have their arts of war swapped out for occations which really is a lot better than the old ds3 method of elemental smithing and weapon arts being static. you can hold a off hand weapon art with low weight for ranged attaks etc so it's very versitile to upgrade a 24 stat weapon of gereally the same design and we all know they can also be buffed with a weapon cast

[@celephais40k12]

These runs at the start when figuring out the route are some of the best - it's going to be a fun few weeks of entertainment!

[@awrebyawe]

Great work Distortion!

[@shadow..hunter]

The failures in this run were nice to see and sometimes hilarious after watching you destroy every category for so long. Lots of improvement to be made, excited to see where it goes from here.

[@therealmarce440]

Thx for helping me trough dark times dude!

[@chic3495]

This is so much more interesting than any% run, looking forward to see u run all achievements mode.

[@shephsnap]

biggest thing that guarantees you don’t get one shot by dragonlord is just keep running to the wall when he flies up. if he’s by the wall, he can’t teleport as far away thus avoiding the roll spam to get closer to him. helped me a ton! also i cheesed a lot of this game with rot breath, turns out if dragonlord has rot proc, you can see his little smoke cloud before he even appears when he’s circling LOL edit: getting him closer to wall to avoid getting one shot or even hit by the laser, huge

[@rafaelbraga3d]

It's really enjoyable your videos man! You are really funny playing.

[@Player_kai_gaming]

This is much more fun to watch than the 30 mins speedrun & enjoyed every minute of it!

[@stevenharbison7547]

This is the one I've been waiting on

[@alldragon4]

Thank you so much for your focus and time you spent to do this, I've been waiting to see this run. Glitchless are my favorite speedruns because of difficulty, plus focusing over longer times just makes it harder

[@DemBigOlEyes]

I'm also attempting an 'All Bosses' speedrun, after roughly 300 hours into this game, but I'm still mapping out the most efficient routes for where to start, and the quickest way to kill everything, since some bosses are hidden behind stone gargoyles, tombs, hidden locations, etc. And this is going to be more grueling than all Remembrances since I'm hunting down every boss possible. I expect my first run to be around 10 hours at the LEAST, and maybe 15 hours at max. Either way, I'll be trying my hardest, especially since I can't cheese the bosses as easily as the previous patch. Wish me luck! May Ranni bless my run.

[@prawngravy18]

Shut up man, this isn't a video about you bro.

[@m.douglas8492]

@@prawngravy18 Shut up man, this isn't a comment about you bro.

[@m.douglas8492]

To be honest I don't think you'll have much trouble with a record, I doubt many people are insane enough to do that run lol.

[@HipHipMurray]

Good luck!

[@markthom1417]

Do you do anything productive in life? 300 hours is a ridiculous amount of playtime.

[@NERDPotion]

TIP you can grab a +9 early game and your silver flask if you go to the church next to the tp that takes you to the death root guy, grab a gold seed, flask then TP. after TP right b4 the bridge with the dragon on it you can grab a somber to the right in a beetle

[@Rozark9244]

another +9 in dragonburrow in caelid, follow the slope down infront of the two dragons at the map fragment, follow the path up towards the divine tower of caelid for a +8 in a scarab

[@overkill1994]

Bruh. This is wicked. What a time!!

[@ElDeBargeJr]

bruh i couldnt pass this game on my 2nd journey in this time.. props to you... ill watch it in pieces

[@IFizzD]

Sick run!!

[@joshuahopping7013]

This game is a masterpiece …. It is massive, and just doing ALL known things able to is just mind blowing… I am still finishing up my first run and am at 250hrs 😂🤣 it just is FANTASTIC! Have had a blast , could breeze through it but no way, just amazing taking your time and doing all things, even then miss some quest lines or parts in first run because there is so much to do…. And if you progress too early you are locked out of things, and NPC’s die or leave etc

[@Keln02]

It's kind of amazing to see a no cheese halberd run :)

[@PR1ME98]

“Melina is so annoying” Melina simps everywhere: You take that back!!!!

[@HateSonneillon]

I think I accidentally wrong warped when I was in Caria Manor at the statue or marika outside royal knight Loretta's arena. I quit out because it was late and I was tired, next time I played I was spawned in the air somewhere and died. Looked just like how it does when speedrunners do a wrong warp except I didn't quit out because I didn't know what was going on. When I respawned I was at the grave before Loretta, it didn't give me the option to go to the statue, I guess because it spawned me too far away from it.

[@kicks411]

In the twin gargoyle fight you can get the twin blade to fall off the water fall at the back of the arena. The spin charge the twin blade does will just send him right off 80% of the time.

[@youcantkilltwice5596]

Incredible both speedrun and commenting.

[@Breadugalagan]

And it just keeps coming!!

[@emilhappy5696]

Props for doing this run :)

[@alazarus238]

great run, that was amazingly performed! I've never understood what is the point in claiming that "speedruns are not the way that the game is meant to be played". I mean, if a person is a speedrunner, that automatically means that they HAVE played the game for several countless hours before speedrunning it, which means that undoubtedly they have played the game "as intended" a lot more than the average person.

[@MichaelPohoreski]

Artificial gatekeeping by dumb and insecure noobs: _Only MY way of playing the game is valid! How dare someone be faster then me._ A game designer sets boundaries on a game. A speed run not only dances around those boundaries but sometimes breaks them. It takes intimate knowledge and skill to pull off some moves, more so with no hit runs. Instead of celebrating a person’s success these insecure and petty jealous people have to tear down another person’s accomplishment to artificially feel better about their own non-accomplishments. They are like someone complaining that other people are enjoying what’s on TV even though they dislike it and being too lazy to change the channel.

[@maybemablemaples2144]

People are literally brain dead. They don't understand the bare minimum of what speedrunners do.

[@sshum00]

I love this category so much more than any%

[@jolteontrainer]

I love your relationship with this current chat. You are doing great dude.

[@DarcProud]

+9 Somber Smithing stone you can find one right near a +8 "Found on a corpse in a circle of chairs south of Divine Tower of Caelid. From the Dragonbarrow West Site of Grace, hug the left side of the spring with two dragons and turn around to follow a ramp leading down to the chairs "

[@SereTheDoggoUwU]

This was one of the funniest dist runs lmao

[@koolaiddude7685894]

Lmao I knew the moment the new patch dropped nothing would change really. Still the same insane speed runner. Congrats

[@Unseen_Chaos]

These runs are gonna be fun to watch. So much room for random funny stupid shit to happen lmao

[@liq2029]

Can't wait to finish the game so I can watch these speedruns. Saving this for later.

[@pc-9826]

lmao

[@liq2029]

@@pc-9826 ?

[@Dylan-gn9ol]

@@liq2029 you laughing at me?

[@eternalnate]

Always better than any% because we get to see the game actually being played.

[@grimm_reaps996]

the beginning of the run, the entire damn chat was thirsty 😂

[@anthonylluberes4338]

Already smoking a joint, watching dist speed run, good start to the morning🤌🏼💆🏻‍♂️

[@soulsborne1513]

Good to know even Dist struggles with certain bosses. Makes me feel less shitty about my own skills 😅 Edit: Elden Beast is such a clusterfuck of a fight tho.

[@jhvfgvsfgbfr]

its like an rock paper scissor situation everybody is good vs some bosses that other struggles with i mean i have beaten malenia at my 14 try and malekith at my 6 try yet dragonlord plac... and radahn kicked my ass over 20 times and if i watch the fights from other perspectives later im like why the hell did i struggle so hard on that slow ass dragon AND why the hell DO YOU struggle with malenia ... it is what it is thats why these games are so fun to play and to watch

[@soulsborne1513]

@@jhvfgvsfgbfr That's so true! It's exactly why I love discussing bosses in these games. For instance, I find Lady Maria much harder than both Ludwig and Orphan of Kos in Bloodborne. The different experiences is one of the things that keep the discussions surrounding these games so interesting. We all have our strengths an weaknesses not related to in-game stats and builds, wihich makes each individual experience so beautifully unique.

[@jhvfgvsfgbfr]

@@soulsborne1513 good example, all the 3 you mentioned were easy for me for example but laurence and his god fucking fire hitboxes send me to the grave like 40 times still got nightmares from that bastard 🤮

[@soulsborne1513]

@@jhvfgvsfgbfr Yeah Laurence is fucking tough. Struggled hard on ng, but managed to beat him pretty easily on ng+ unntil ng+5. His damage output at that point was just obnoxious, and I didn't wanna deal with it. I think the most I've struggled was Ebritas in my bl4 run. That whole thing was just a nightmare 🤣

[@jhvfgvsfgbfr]

@@soulsborne1513 never did a bl4 run however i think i fought her in a defiled dungeon once should be nearly the same and yeah she is tough

[@aristei7698]

POG! Spidran is Live! Spidran is Love! Peperun!

[@zegermans750]

Ohhhh what is the run that you can't wait to see? All. Boss. Meme. Run!

[@DimIsHigh]

Ahahahah the mimic clutching it at 2hrs35 was golden

[@ericwiest1242]

Hey bro your great at this game love watchingbyou play. What do you do with the weapens you upgreade?? After you beat the game?

[@itsSmiv]

49:55 elden ring bosses summed up in one sentence

[@playtpusonkedamine9032]

This dude is the actual Elden lord

[@cooperarbogast4018]

3:09:10 I'm so fucking glad that I woke up in time to catch this part of the video. Something in the recent updates cause spirit summons AI to be broken at the start of the Mohg fight, I had it happen with every spirit summon I tried.

[@bose4425]

This game is already way faster than I'd thought it would ever be. When I played it myself I thought all remembrances would be like 6+ hours it's crazy how many little tricks there are in this game that allow you to actually play through this giant world quickly.

[@Woofygoo]

Aren't you able to use the bewitching charm from the starting item to charm the guy at the mimic tear?

[@oxxy6678]

This is a golden age of dist content

[@Newtination]

2:32:45 the rare, but savage Dist

[@chuckgroebe8570]

I was looking for this time stamp but didn’t wanna watch again 😂😂 thank you so much!

[@fenrirunshackled4319]

Moonveil was pretty good for elden beast because it lets you keep a little bit more distance on radagon so he focuses your spirit more, and it lets you get a few more hit elden beast easier

[@SirFoxbutt]

I can honestly confirm (as a 60 Int build user) that the Sword of Night and Flame is still really good. Great sword, and great damage on its weapon art. It's nerfed, but good nerfed. It's no longer OP and able to basically one-two shot bosses, but it still does amazing damage as it was clearly intended to be as a legendary armament. Then you have Icerind which they nerfed and completely overcompensated and destroyed it in the process. Honestly they could have altered the requirement for SoNaF to maybe 30 Int and 30 Faith or maybe even 35/35 or something. The trouble was that you could slap 24/24 Int/Fth on any character of any build and the sword was just instantly OP, now it does great damage still but you have to actually have the stats to create that damage, as you should with most weapons you use.

[@autalive]

控えめに言って天才

[@lilsmack3342]

Haven’t fought him yet but Mohg seems like such a cool boss

[@flacofadez]

died at least 100 times against him. His 2nd phase he just starts spamming

[@Kurvier]

i got this notification to my phone and said "lets fkin go" out loud

[@todd3143]

yo the fisting fall damage cancel from ds2 is back. this is truly ds 2 2

[@stevedusome]

how would you feel about a ng+ all remembrances speedrun so that way the item setup could be done in a previous run?

[@19Andii92]

Can't wait for the no horse/all bosses speedrun

[@phyre7169]

Wow, looking back at this after zips and man does it save a shit ton of horseback riding

[@_Liam__]

1:24:00 LOL 1:27:43 2:33:12 2:50:48 Best Boss Godfrey 2:52:20 2:57:42

[@dovahskill2108]

This run was so good, lot of funny moment ( Toxic Dist is great lol)

[@navdragoni]

You should get the hammer talisman, it's super close to that jump to get to liurnia. You could break bosses postures so much faster with the halberd.

[@ChaoThing]

This run was perfect, not a single mistake. Not sure how anyone will ever beat this run with absolutely no misses.

[@naturequeen2597]

Saying he made zero mistakes is quite disingenuous, since he did make multiple mistakes. I mean at the beginning of the run, he even says he messes up a trick. Still a great run tho, it's just weird to suggest that he couldn't improve.

[@fiteme4306]

How does your mimic stay alive in fighting elden beast mine always dies in the beginning and I got +10 mimic with 60 vigor

[@samlgm1]

This mimic deserves more credit for carrying the whole run

[@ethaneli7616]

cant wait for the 24 hour viewer run of elden ring!

[@faverodefavero]

Can't wait for an actual all bosses run. Then I'll watch it : )

[@ginnotbrandy2090]

I missed the liurnia skip 13 times before i got it for the first time.

[@tantrum761]

something that i found helps on the quicker bosses when you use a slow weapon... Don't R1 or L1, only use jump attacks, its the fastest thing you have and staggers/poise breaks them. You kept getting clean jump hits off, then instantly tried to go for an R1 with the halberd which got you hit on Radagon the red wolf

[@Rouf95785]

Absolute Madlad

[@moridyn6501]

The "Are you kidding me?" At 1:24:06 is so funny 🤣🤣

[@andywilson4789]

NIce this is the category I was waiting for any% sucks

[@ReRoute25]

If this was not glitchless, would it be ideal to do a wrongwarp speedrun to the end boss for a good level boost before returning to smurf the other bosses?

[@whogivesafuck77]

лучший спидран, который я когда-либо видел

[@exnihilogg5420]

you can level up somber smithing stone items to 10 at the blacksmith that sells 1-4 stones through the invis wall that you skip, might save a few minutes here and there

[@christophertapia6111]

What defines 'all bosses', is it great enemy felled and above?

[@jeremiahbennett3004]

this is all remembrances, so only the bosses that drop the remembrance items

[@HausiGamer]

i actually would like to see an all bosses speedrun not only an all Remembrances Run would be more challanging i think but still great run

[@user-qj7qq6lw2n]

At start of the run: I just want to practice, I'm not even gonna quit out at the doors. At the end of the run: Another world record. Dude, Dist is just on the whole another level of speedrunning community.

[@ChuckNol2l2is]

When I saw my boy talking bad about Mimic for so long, and then HE POPPED OFF, I am so proud

[@ranchmantubularspacesausag5709]

The black death bird weapon drop is overpowered, in caelid