YOU are the caretaker, Distracted Nerd. You've always been the caretaker.
@bobbybr38k3r83 жыл бұрын
You've got to be the funniest reviewer on the TUBE.
@JacobDean88 Жыл бұрын
Definitely
@saulgoodman75093 жыл бұрын
"You'll hear spooky sounds, like bags of chips opening" 🤣🤣🤣
@mattmcgrath253 жыл бұрын
Your Stephen King impression was great ☺
@drliamo90493 жыл бұрын
Man you're videos are HILARIOUS!!! You should seriously give some thought to giving the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie the Distracted Nerd treatment.. it's sequel too - Now THAT is a breakdown I would like to see you do!!
@buffstraw29693 жыл бұрын
Oh, and if I forgot to mention it before...your review here is spot on and f'ing hilarious!!! Excellent job.
@TheRamrod30013 жыл бұрын
Truly you have made a masterpiece with this video. For this, we applaud you.
@aguynamedryan3953 жыл бұрын
That Kubrick moon landing joke is brilliant
@josue.saldivar3 жыл бұрын
"And one wicked tornado kick for Doug!" this was just perfect!
@nurenwickremaratne63173 жыл бұрын
These videos are best at x2.0 speed, can't stop binging, please keep them coming 🙏
@Shadders20102 жыл бұрын
You're like the Stanley Kubrick of KZbin comedy reviews.
@markshaw2703 жыл бұрын
I actually thought for a hot second it was a recording of Stephen King 🤣
@mournfuldragon76603 жыл бұрын
*Sees new Distracted Nerd video* It's going to be a good week.
@birdland853 жыл бұрын
The fact that shelly Duvall is legit cookoo, makes this movie even better.
@stevengilley51073 жыл бұрын
Im 4 days late wtf I was never notified your my favorite youtuber
@claytongoode57153 жыл бұрын
Reasons to love this video; 1. It's Distracted Nerd. 2. It's the Shining. 3. Distracted Nerd takes considerable time to talk smack about conspiracy theorists. 4. Scareman Jerry.
@davidwaring68153 жыл бұрын
Thank You for covering this Movie!
@RetrofIex3 жыл бұрын
Wow you are hilarious, damn this video made my week! :)
@chrisrehm20403 жыл бұрын
Watching this video this video made me realize I've been to the location that was used as the Overlook's exterior shot.
@notoriousbastards112 жыл бұрын
I love your stephen king audio clips
@natedodd22873 жыл бұрын
As Jerry Seinfeld taught us - you must exercise the gaskets. The film was ahead of its time for general plumbing maintenance.
@soyuzdavillan7213 жыл бұрын
"If I may be so bold sir....maybe you need to correct them"
@360flip193 жыл бұрын
This channel deserves 100k+ subs easy.
@davidwaring68153 жыл бұрын
Even though Jack never killed his kid in the Movie the Hotel still got what it wanted in the End.
@jacklavelle17162 жыл бұрын
Jessica Lange joke killed me
@davewhite83253 жыл бұрын
Poor Doug! You shall never be forgot
@koretechx13 жыл бұрын
Got me laughing again, as usual! I would love for you to do The Last Dragon. I mean, a Motown kung fu movie just begs for a Distracted Nerd breakdown don't you think? 😃
@gfbm133 жыл бұрын
Would love to see a breakdown of Doctor Sleep as well
@robertcliffjr93393 жыл бұрын
Thank you, just, thank you.
@JacobDean88 Жыл бұрын
This movie would of been way more intense if Lang was in it. It would of had such a different vibe. Awesome video as always!! 🔥 red rum Was pooh bear giving an old dude head?
@TheRamrod30013 жыл бұрын
Also please consider doing the movie Stay Tuned.
@thecountofmontecristo27963 жыл бұрын
"No tv and no beer make Homer something something?"
@RetrofIex3 жыл бұрын
Dont mind if i do!!
@drewdavis19623 жыл бұрын
Best analysis ever!
@joshuarobinson16893 жыл бұрын
Oh my God! How is the first I'm hearing of the hero Doug Schmeltz?! Why isn't this taught in school? My education has utterly failed me.
@p4rt_t1me_g0d Жыл бұрын
I've cracked the code!!! Kubrick, fake space landing, storeroom, a lot of Tang, astronauts drink Tang, drinking Tang in space, space = room for storage, hence... storeroom. Mic drop.
@JimboLogic3 жыл бұрын
Well, my well froze and cracked the booster pump and basically all the PVC piping and now I'm out of water for at least a week until I can find a replacement pump, but Distracted Nerd uploaded a new video. So all in all not a bad day.
@JimWells-n3f Жыл бұрын
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:23 🌕 *Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining" has inspired various conspiracy theories, including the claim that Kubrick faked the moon landing.* 01:06 🎬 *Stanley Kubrick was a perfectionist known for his attention to detail and multiple takes to achieve perfection in his films.* 01:51 🏨 *"The Shining" follows Jack Torrance and his family as they become winter caretakers at the eerie Overlook Hotel.* 02:32 👻 *Danny, the Torrance's son, possesses psychic abilities known as "the shining," which allows him to see disturbing visions.* 06:45 🚪 *Room 237 in the hotel is a place of mystery and danger, and Danny is warned never to enter it.* 10:56 🛀 *Jack encounters a beautiful woman in Room 237, but she transforms into a horrifying figure, leading to tension in the story.* 11:25 🥃 *Jack's descent into madness and aggression intensifies, and he threatens his wife Wendy.* 15:27 ❄️ *The film's climax takes place in the hedge maze, where Jack ultimately freezes to death, and Wendy and Danny escape.* 16:22 🌌 *The video concludes with humorous commentary on the moon landing, suggesting that Doug, one of the actors, met an unfortunate end.* Made with HARPA AI
@vivianworden2 жыл бұрын
This commentary is the best.
@mattpenn90793 жыл бұрын
Aw, I can just see a young version of myself and DN riding our Big Wheels (his MR. T, mine Transformers) riding around the Overlook and then running across a pair of pants-wettingly terrifying twins and then shrieking for our lives, and then peddling away as fast as we could even as arguably just running would be faster.
@rickykeim20053 жыл бұрын
dude Nerd when did you get Merch? that's awesome.
@FanVarious3 жыл бұрын
Choosing the lobby as his office. lol
@raven41520013 жыл бұрын
- well, if it isn't another video from my 58th favorite KZbinr. 😄
@DistractedNerd3 жыл бұрын
(casually hides my "Raven Is #1!" sign)
@raven41520013 жыл бұрын
@@DistractedNerd - 😄😜😄 I love your videos. I honestly can't wait for you to work your way through Steven Seagal's entire library of work.
@raven41520013 жыл бұрын
- I'm just trying to help you stay humble. 👍
@Sangria3 жыл бұрын
A deleted scene has Jack Torrance in the hotel lobby prior to his interview reading a PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE! Add this scene to 15:00 and the math does itself!
@birdland853 жыл бұрын
Watching the a-team while silently sobbing. Check
@johnnyrocketed2225 Жыл бұрын
Always thought those continuity errors were just mistakes or cutting corners. 😂
@thecountofmontecristo27963 жыл бұрын
How did they hear the roars on the moon?
@DistractedNerd3 жыл бұрын
That was done intentionally as a biting criticism of the Watergate Scandal...😬
@houstonh39183 жыл бұрын
I don't care if you don't know karate or hockey...you know funny. Oh, yeah nailed it
@johnelder-hh3ix2 ай бұрын
DUDE-- I AM CRYING!!
@arthurdent10453 жыл бұрын
for a great shining theory, watch the "wendy theory" most believable theory i have seen so far...
@ljcarthan35043 жыл бұрын
Didn't we already do this one?
@RetrofIex Жыл бұрын
I always thought that Kubrick took King’s source material, made it better, which of course probably pissed King off at the time
@DavesArtRoom2 жыл бұрын
He filmed all these takes because he sifted through the best pics to tell other narratives within his films.
@JusHustle24s3 жыл бұрын
Rocky breakdown when?
@allsystemsgo86783 жыл бұрын
So Jack stops doing his job, forbids Wendy to enter the room while he's working on his book, tells her that he had a dream that he killed her and Danny. Then starts drooling and crying saying I think I'm losing my mind. Wendy figures, eh we'll ride this out. I'm sure he'll be fine.
@soyuzdavillan7213 жыл бұрын
Cheese sandwich factoid is hilarious
@sebswede90052 жыл бұрын
"Heerreee's Jerry!"
@crawdaddyOKC3 жыл бұрын
I like how you tied in your own karate master, Kenneth, to the end of this. Lmao!
@Timmypup3 жыл бұрын
Dude, you are a latent genius 🙂
@buffstraw29693 жыл бұрын
The real reason why Stephen King hated Kubrick's version of his novel is because Kubrick greatly improved it. Same reason why Paddy Chayefsky hated Ken Russell's version of his novel "Altered States." In both cases, two master directors creating great films out of mediocre books written by overrated hacks.
@ddl23472 жыл бұрын
Do the Warriors!!
@matthewmoneypit15583 жыл бұрын
The carboflange gasket 😂 which if you talk to any gearhead that's what makes the car go VrOooom
@MuttonfudgeRacing3 жыл бұрын
Doug deserved better.He really was a great guy.😵
@daverichards91412 жыл бұрын
Angry roar is a moon bear duh!
@palfv53203 жыл бұрын
Yes👏👏👏👏👏👏
@BrotherMag3 жыл бұрын
That's alot of TANG! LOL
@ronvosick82533 жыл бұрын
" the Wendy theory."
@dbestanime81483 жыл бұрын
Why have you not done Mortal Kombat yet??
@gypsyblack59942 жыл бұрын
I have always loved this movie!
@gypsyblack59942 жыл бұрын
Nicholson was Brilliant in this!
@rickykeim20053 жыл бұрын
I thought this movie was much better than the TV series that King did after this.
@DW30103 жыл бұрын
I actually like the TV version better. More character development and was more faithful to the source material.
@joshdoe11843 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh boooooooyyyyyeeeeee!!!!!
@txr42623 жыл бұрын
Kenneth call back ... Bringing all the big guns. Tim Tonkovich is next!
@DistractedNerd3 жыл бұрын
I am all about worldbuilding. I'm gonna need to hire a loremaster to help keep it all straight
I love the Shining and Eyes Wide Shut but Stanley is a bit overrated, that documentary on the Shining was a joke! I was embarrassed watching it. Would love to see you review Eyes Wide Shut (my favorite Kubrick film)
@zaquaholic3 жыл бұрын
So... why does Jerry always ruin EVERYTHING! ...…………… Why oh why didn’t the Zima machine do it’s job?