Diving for the Hopeless Diamond with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful

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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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[@alishasnecklace]

trixie's old self was so present this episode, she even started interrupting katya again

[@Whoblewboobear]

The cackle I just let out

[@cojodotgg]

Confirmed, it was never Tricia’s ー it was always the pink thing’s fault 😢

[@dove.9833]

And she really was a “pink thing” 😂❤

[@ariesarchdemon]

Bold to assume she stopped interrupting in the first place

[@dove.9833]

@@ariesarchdemon😳😂👏🏻

[@svetlana9369]

Trixie finally gaining full understanding of the iconic quote “the pink one so terrify” which originated in this era

[@taliaskye99]

omg i have dying hahahahah so so true

[@annmackenzie5253]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🩷🩷🩷

[@emilycross8994]

Is it just me or she doesn’t look that different? Her make up techniques/ skills and application have improved so much that it actually doesn’t look bad?

[@sunny-qk3uk]

@@emilycross8994i think its more the neon pink eye blinding outfit combined with bright blue eyeshadow and almost white blonde wig

[@classicalheroes8910]

​@@sunny-qk3ukformatten like a read but its just factual

[@elis__nbnb]

"aaaahhnn!" is the new "ooh there ain't no other way", which was the new "extra! extra!", which was the new Contact. Katya has never left her parrot phase and I love it

[@emilycross8994]

Honorable mentions include: bones sticking out

[@cooperst0ne]

"People at the party"

[@0202Artemis]

and “REEEEMIIIIX!!!”

[@danielkiely9446]

What song is the aaaaah noise from? I can't find it

[@bbbotc]

Have they edited this out?! I can’t find it now

[@miss_conduct.]

Katya is turning this podcast into one of the brunch scenes from Sex And The City where each girl talks in detail about sex they had yesterday 👁️👄👁️

[@jaydock1]

And i’m here for it 😂

[@veradistheeggcat229]

Trixie keeping the telemarketer on the line so he loses a few minutes of his time is probably the greatest thing she's ever done for the LGBT community

[@Genderanarchy]

No but I love hearing her call out political bullshit (especially the rate few times I’ve heard her and Katya go IN on the pod) but the visual of some underpaid, probably non-English-as-first-language speaking person hostage on the phone with the Literal Trixie Mattel being lambasted for trying to sell her a time share in Florida where it truly is almost illegal to be gay or trans 😭 I love her so much

[@yaboibigslime6789]

If I caught on I would try and make it last as long as possible too lol

[@nullvoid8941]

Being rude to people just trying to make a living isnt it. Ilove how she was worried about being rude but then was probably the cuntiest person that guy called that day

[@lamey56]

not the old trixie makeup jumpscare

[@brandenyates3027]

She did this as a recreation yesterday on her channel

[@davidllopes]

"Ooh there ain't no other way"

[@psicotiquinha]

😭😭😭😭

[@invidusspectator3920]

Honestly it looks so good on her now, like it's the same type of shapes, but somehow looks much better 😮 A glow-up of the old look.

[@rachel-marieweiss564]

I can't get over Trixie, dead serious, going "What do you think about turtles being born in the sand and having to find their own way back to the ocean?" And she says it with the tone where you think there's gonna be a joke or a point she's making, but actually she I guess just thinks it's neat that turtles are born in the sand and have to find their own way back to the ocean??

[@helioshawkk]

Trixie getting earnest about wildlife is one of my favorite genres

[@hv9460]

she gets so earnest and sincere about random topics out of nowhere and katya has to do a full 180 and adjust her tone. Its so funny lol

[@lerry6227]

it's like that one UNHhhh episode where she got really sincere about how amazing it is that birds can fly lol @@hv9460

[@2NE1STEPO]

The way Trixie managed to copy that moaning sound exactly is kinda iconic

[@amityisprecious1334]

When did it happen?

[@alenamichaelaa]

@@amityisprecious133419:52 @20:13

[@RicardodaSilvaRdS]

The way she sets it all up with her mouth and face to replicate the sound kills me 😂😂😂

[@moppupaws]

AAaaA

[@alenamichaelaa]

@@moppupaws i think it’s more of a “UNHhhh~” 💀

[@alicebarrett570]

So proud of Trixie for getting invited to the Barbie movie premiere 💗 hoping she’ll name-drop and tell us everything on a future pod !!

[@pablogonzalez9731]

EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!

[@MCinator]

You know she WILL, Mary

[@MindyReadsBooks-ht6pf]

Ooh there aint no other way!

[@Whoblewboobear]

SAME

[@DamnSkippy28]

So delicious

[@allyv23]

the bald and the beautiful podcast has been there for me when no one else was. please never stop, ladies. edit: obviously i am saying this in hyperbole. even if i wasn't, only an unempathetic person would find something wrong with someone thanking people for getting them through tough times. calm down girls edit again: wtf do y’all think that trauma dumping is? because this comment is not an example of it. i don’t even have any trauma to dump. this was just a silly little remark. y’all are wild

[@Mybestfriendlivesinboston]

I second that emotion

[@coreypearson4]

​@jennyallen5927 I'd third that emotion but my botox no longer allows emotion. Besides emotions are for ugly people * files nails * 😂😂😂

[@c.tschanz7483]

It's true tho??? I would love to be this uplifting, just living 💕💕💕

[@chloehaley7476]

Aw I completely agree. These two have brought me comfort when I’m in a really dark place so many times. I hope you’re okay bb. ❤❤

[@audryklein]

I’ll be there for you :)

[@ke1vie]

“i’m not stealing eggs out of nests” as a 24 year old, even going for a 19 year old feels like this 💀😂

[@lovecraftbaby]

SAME

[@nelsonth]

Gurl, when 18 years approach me, a grizzled late 30 something... I feel like a grandpa

[@lokiiago_x0x]

24? Friend you are the egg still enjoy it!

[@sw4mpy]

Fr, anyone under 21 and I'm like 😬

[@ke1vie]

@@lokiiago_x0x less than 5 years till 30 though! 😩😂

[@Genderanarchy]

We don’t need to go to mars, we don’t need to go to the ocean, we don’t need to go to Florida. I love you Trixie

[@ataliesimpson]

The accuracy of these comparisons. Took me OUT.

[@ShanePuff]

Katya's disbelief that men over 40 can have fun together is so crazy lol

[@rraymondssilva]

The wildesr thing is that she IS 40

[@TotallyAGoblin]

Really hoping it turns into something or opens katya up to dating in her age pool. I feel like she would be a good house wife

[@GatesOfElysia]

@@TotallyAGoblinthis is a very strange thing to say about a stranger!

[@AnneOnymaus]

@GatesOfElysia It's not strange at all: they're just saying they want Katya to be happy.

[@sneezecakexx]

@@rraymondssilva forty wonderful

[@dominicfromgermany]

I love the character marketing for both the Barbie and Oppenheimer movie at this point ❤

[@ryanwolff4058]

Who would play her

[@2NE1STEPO]

23:33 that is the most violent bird shriek from Trixie to date. I don’t even think that’s a bird anymore

[@KB_216]

i agree😂😂

[@freudiannipslip]

Mama that's a dinosaur

[@theoriginal1971]

Fully squawking

[@kiki_0514]

i can't stop replaying it its horrendous 😭😭😭

[@bethcushway458]

Full velociraptor!

[@clara-ks9ub]

the way that katya was trying so hard to keep talking about her last sexual enconter since the start and trixie kept changing the subject lmaoooo

[@alderpotz]

This set gets more and more each episode, i hope it does not stop until it becomes hoarders fantasy hahaha😂

[@r.a.l.l.l.a.r]

yes, they are missing a couple of cushions (around 70) it's gonna be just enough

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

I would be fine if they limited the plants, only to put more pictures of themselves in so it looked like their interpretation of what their fans shrines to them would be like.

[@liznolan391]

Until we cannot see them anymore hahaha

[@isisferreira6179]

This is perfect😂 can't wait for what else they'll add each week

[@giorgioeep8752]

I love that i get to see Trixie in this makeup for a longer time, i unironically think it looks very cool

[@fabiofuoco]

It’s camp 100%

[@julianpang9999]

it’s a joy to see her old make up with her new skills. a lot of jokes are made about her asymmetry but the improvement is undeniable 😂

[@chloeadaline9349]

I literally fucking adore it, it is so beautiful and crazy

[@ashleynfigueredo]

@@julianpang9999came to say exactly this 😂💯

[@Raindropsundropgumdrop]

The outfit is so cute to me she's giving fairy godmother

[@coopyreid]

Trixie has upgraded to now completely removing Katyas means of communication 19:30

[@toffermyc1999]

Finding this comment tysm 😂

[@jaydock1]

That was SO funny

[@hannahysabelle]

For once I felt like it was justified 😂

[@marlonalano3306]

THANK YOUUU!! COULDN'T FIND WHICH VIDEO I WATCHED THIS

[@denisehawkes6261]

Katya described Trixie’s old make up as ‘nuclear/atomic’. Trixie is ‘Barbenheimer’ personified! 😂

[@ariellaalexander4306]

Trixie fully embracing being "that pink thing" has me living! 💕 Edit: Not to be that person but..... 1k likes. "Omg MoM iM fAmOuS!"

[@jackl8025]

The pink thing so terrify fr fr

[@ericawilliams8992]

the crocs made me cackle

[@katejohns3284]

The comments in this thread is exactly my thought patterns. "The pink thing terrify" and "those crocks".

[@jonathanbelmares1306]

Love it.

[@ariellaalexander4306]

@@katejohns3284 omfg the crocs! I almost forgot about those. 🤣

[@josetheseeker]

Shes giving so much at such a time when its most needed 😢

[@denishaasia0115]

43:43 was a magical subtle moment of best friendship. The way they both went from holding hands to pointing to the sky in sync 💗💗

[@ha_lequin]

trixie dressed in full martha may who during valentine’s day glam and then just wearing crocs is so unnecessarily funny

[@EzraSnow]

Trixie said she’d wear the look and surprise Katya and she delivered, we love to see it ✨

[@naurcho]

I'm so obsessed with the throwback Trixie makeup, I feel like I get to see an old friend again. Love that gal, she was so fun

[@mehmehmeh6130]

trixie casually dislocating her jaw before making the most absurd moaning noise is comedy gold

[@meioterno]

I completely understand Katya's "I love you" situation during sex. If you are really in the moment and even not knowing the person it comes natural somehow

[@leoneljaramillo6710]

When your kink is normal boyfriend sex… maybe it’s time to stop hooking up and seek a partner lol

[@bethcushway458]

Exactly. Great sex will do that to you

[@lexthequeer]

right? sometimes it’s not that serious and things felt and said in the heat of the moment can be just that. it’s beautiful and silly and fascinating!

[@magicmarie8403]

My boyfriend did that when we met. And I make fun of him for it once a week.

[@bellaarnone7999]

trixie and katya have come such a long way! Their success makes me so happy! We love to see it ladies!!

[@doublefeature]

this is big for Trixie but with all that katyas been thru, it's a big moment for her too.

[@peteartieda58]

You know what it is, this era of Trixie makeup+look is giving uncanny valley. Like you know what it's supposed to be, it's a fashion doll but it's also a human underneath all of it. Like a mannequin come to life but taken up a notch or 5.

[@shelbeysmiles7289]

“Do you think you live at a French beach?” and “People weren’t trick-or-treating” fucking SENT me 😂🤣😂

[@MrChatfield76]

"There's no time shares" being Katya's very first reason to avoid the deep ocean is exactly why I adore her and this podcast

[@bath_foam4576]

its really like we went back in time and invited season 7 trixie to do the pod. wow

[@shoshnane]

My fave is watching the backdrop slowly evolve from nothing to bookshelves and plants 😭 next week maybe they’ll add a neon sign who knows

[@Haley97CM]

Trixie really embodying “the pink one so terrify”

[@seevanhawkins4591]

There are some times where I can’t listen to you two at work even on my headphones because I have to contain my laughter.

[@KB_216]

😂😂 i agree

[@CA-rq6dv]

literally

[@y01111]

somehow it's still giving modern trixie, the shape of everything isn't quite as insane as it used to be

[@heg203]

plus she’s got the new teeth

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

Also no big blue contacts.

[@KylieMackLA]

PSA FOR VAGINA OWNERS: Unless recommended by a doctor, don't take Viagra. Not only can it dangerously affect your blood pressure, but it won't enhance sensitivity - it will just give you a headache and you'll see everything with a blue tint for a couple of hours (its like looking through a blue filter). A friend and I tried it at a party at The Abbey in the 90's - we both went home with huge migraines. Yes, both Viagra and me - we are both that old 🤣

[@Jan-tq2bn]

Disappointing but urgently important information

[@bs5817]

super important info thank you!!!!

[@joanna0988]

My friend took it during her IVF treatment and said she was horny as sh*t so maybe it depends 😅

[@KylieMackLA]

@@bs5817 There's OTC low % DHEA creams that (when used regularly) are quite effective and way safer, I often buy it for friends hitting 50 😄

[@KylieMackLA]

@@joanna0988 Yes because she was on hormones and it brings blood to that area, but a Dr was involved. Most women try it by getting it online, OTC in TJ, from male friends etc. It may work for a small % of women, but if not, you won't know until its too late. The issue is it directs your blood from elsewhere - which can cause light headedness, headaches, dangerously low blood pressure etc. Its way safer to use a DHEA cream down there, which is why ultra expensive creams like Julva stay in business.

[@missraeannanicolehanes]

Just a handsome young man conversing with his beautiful sister after her pageant. ❤️

[@Kinnison08]

I need a Trixie and Katya series where they watch each season of Top Model and all it's heinousness.

[@WomanistDoc]

Love that the interior decorating has been growing with each episode.

[@Twinklemeenaa]

Trixie just won’t let katya finish a story

[@Sarah-pq9jk]

i love that this podcast is just them talking to each other and not like themed or preplanned episodes, its so wholesome and refreshing

[@asifmynamewasmonique]

I just appreciate the additional furnishings that appear every episode since they began using Trixie’s condo to record in ❤

[@stragh8er214]

21:03 another "2 Brians, 1 Brain" moment Ugh i love these two

[@stragh8er214]

Not gonna lie, Katya moaning "Say it again, I'm almost gonna cum" made me w e t

[@camel6848]

The way i read that as "2 Brians 1 Brian" 😭

[@thejomorrison3823]

Trixie doing old trixie makeup looks like fans recreating trixie makeup, respectfully

[@eddayo]

Trixie thinking she’s a psychic and believing in Moon landing conspiracy theories is not something I had on my 2023 bingo cards

[@darkangel4185]

Is she being real about the moon? Plz tell me she was kidding.

[@heg203]

ugh i really really hope she’s kidding

[@Jan-tq2bn]

I had to scroll so far to find a comment about the moon comment 😭

[@menacegallagher7334]

Same, I'm very much not here for it

[@elvenbugs]

the portrait of trixie peeking out from behind the plants keeps jumpscaring me 💀

[@ricebunny0234]

It looks like Charo to me 😢 💃

[@HisRoyalMajesty_Bob_the_Sponge]

great way to pull focus on upcoming content in all honesty

[@hwhy2]

feeling nostalgic I want to see a redux of katya’s self-tan era now

[@ermer]

With the raccoon eyes

[@wendyloo1159]

YES GORGE

[@voidprimate8410]

🎵 Put the sunblock down 🎶I wanna tan 🎼

[@addangel]

I want a GIF of Trixie in this outfit, looking like a deranged ballerina, going "I'm psychic" at full seriousness 😂

[@rebeccafindlay6176]

This video is a great example of the presence drag gives someone in a room. Even just chatting the size difference of two people in and out of drag is crazy.

[@K-10-limitless]

Its not until i listen to this podcast out loud with other people around that i realize how absolutely filthy it is…to others

[@Imberis]

"It's not weird, I'm psychic!" Babes. You spend so much time together that your brains have melded and become one.

[@lumenue]

Katya's impression of Little Big had me rolling - it also bears a striking resemblance to Toybox, another boy-girl rave music duo that is infamous on KZbin and in anime AMVs!

[@toastbot9496]

19:54 Katya stomped the floor so hard a trixie picture fell down. Mama if that's not power then what is?

[@madgrid4731]

Katya referencing to Little big gave me life

[@YourExcellency]

I am literally living for Katya’s heaux tales 😂

[@bailegg]

okay i need them to have a soundboard so badly with classics such as "EXTRA, EXTRA!" and "ooh there ain't no other way"

[@surethingbuddy3151]

The harmonized moan at 21:04 😭😭

[@itsnotme9990]

The new shelves with the pictures of the two of them are so cute 🥹

[@geoffreyvaughn]

Trixie I have been a fan since the jump. Me in 2023 still thinks this is a serve. The makeup looks like a doll, this looks like a crazy version of 2000s doll dress. Thanks for taking us in the Time Machine. ❤

[@AlexDewloft]

THE BOTH OF THEM REPEATING THE ERIKA JAYNE MOAN IS KILLING ME.

[@thedavidj1996]

20:14 saving for continuous replays 😅

[@freakindinosaur]

i wish katya would do a post of all her tattoos! that conjoined twin lookin one is awesome I wish I could check um all out~

[@danielwaynemiller]

I just watched Trixie following the tutorial this feels like one of those Disney channel crossover episodes

[@dollface2917]

Now I love Trixie, and we all love her habit of interrupting, but for love of god woman, let Brian tell me about his sex life!!!

[@ecenbt]

I LIVE for the Little Big and Eurovision representation in this video

[@BasedCeeRex]

19:50 the way that i kept looping back to this moment like trixie and katya did😂

[@MicahMann]

Loving the background’s maturation over time. And this Trixie look is so fun!

[@user-ql1zd9qv2w]

19:52 I love how the picture was shook in the background 💀

[@floores]

Wow they’re really giving the bald and the beautiful this episode..full circle:’)

[@elquintoroble]

katya's skin looks so good!

[@elkenenvy]

End of 1st Ad Read: 16:50 End of 2nd Ad Read: 35:18

[@autumnfrost2488]

Thank youuuu!🌈💗

[@hifijunkieTX]

when the 'the pink one so terrify' comment comes full circle

[@tallicagirl]

Moon🚫 Ocean🚫 Florida🚫

[@mrstanaka2211]

trixie wearing crocs with the old trixie makeup is quite terrifying

[@felipejiro1018]

Hahahaha Trixie’s face and voice on her “are you here to 🦆 me?”, the hopeless diamond, the fart of the ocean… hilariousssss!!!

[@heatherfrank7433]

Thank you for the new suggestions on how to deal with spam callers. 😂 “Aaaauuuuuhhhhh!” and “pig f*cker!!”

[@Gvuz]

IDC what anyone says, I love this makeup. How she does her makeup now is very good but to me, THIS is the makeup I fell in love with.💗💗

[@hushlittlegracie933]

Can't wait to hear Trixie talks about Barbie and Katya talks about Oppenheimer.

[@Catherine-lr3ul]

A gold comment

[@vonsonline3690]

Trixie: 👁️👄👁️ Katyas brain: *what the season 7 horror am I looking at….*

[@kawaigentzler1473]

19:54 Katya knocks down Trixies photo on the shelf

[@Mezzy..]

19:09 the way she UNPLUGGED HER MIC I'm crying

[@charmanda405]

I just love this look Trixie. It is absolutely the Barbies I played with as a kiddo in the early 90’s.

[@Luke-rm1kw]

I love that Trixie is so clueless about the news she thought the Titan passengers were "moms and daughters"

[@ellellio]

And not out of touch billionaires 😭

[@AndrewLong9229]

I could cry you guys make me so happy, thank you for all this lovely content truly I know you guys are overworked but thank you thank you thank you

[@raqueldeshow9678]

"Little big. Their huge"

[@psychedelicanxiety8011]

Katya tryna tell her sex story 18 times 💀😭

[@nicKos_alex]

I’m so happy for Katy’s genuinely ❤

[@nerdaccount]

Wouldn't it be cool if it turned into love?!

[@nicKos_alex]

@@nerdaccount … ummm 🤔 let me think about that …

[@michaelasullivan3604]

Everything about this episode was amazing but Trixie schooling a telemarketer on the politics in Florida is what I live for

[@joeyhernandez5321]

Does anyone else just rewind the episode and watch the whole thing like its brand new multiple times in a day??

[@gdnh]

Very satisfying to release the old trixie makeover video and this episode at the same time

[@sketchtheparadigmyork1217]

I love how manifestation is bs but Trixie is psychic

[@papacacto8580]

i have a family member who is a radiologist-- they told me never to let a chiropractor touch my neck b/c they had seen multiple people with serious spine injuries from chiropractors. i just stay away from it even though it's so tempting since i love cracking my joints.

[@daniellen___8378]

Omg Katya referencing Skibidi makes so much sense

[@skylarhoney2775]

loving this reality where trixies makeup style never changed

[@maddynye]

this episode was so funny and truly felt like a girl talk

[@nnnomenclature]

@44:44 : the fish Katya is talking about is called the candiru! It is a type of catfish that lives in South America and drinks the blood of other fish by attaching to their gills. The legend that it is attracted to urine and will lodge itself in a urethra is almost certainly not true, but it's a fun story anyways.

[@teralin223]

Trixie's face is so much thinner that the makeup doesn't even look the same