Divorced Dads - How To Play

[@AudioOpera]

Get Divorced Dads cards here: divorceddads.shop/ Timestamps: 00:00 intro 00:38 card types 00:45 beast cards 01:15 terrain cards 01:40 tool cards 02:29 the goal 02:39 how to start 02:50 game end 03:10 deck rules 03:17 how to play 03:23 play phase 03:32 attack phase 04:56 draw phase 05:09 game play 06:38 outro

[@Wankeroo]

Yo, where my cards at? Still waiting on that order update... Has Sai got his scissors yet??

[@tradtke101]

I love how there is non-ironically an option to finance your Divorced Dad trading cards What a time to be technically alive

[@PlantsAndInsects]

Why does wedding ring not take out bald spot.... its a 5/2 vs a 3/3...

[@AudioOpera]

@@PlantsAndInsects bald spot has 3 attack. Wedding ring has 2 defence.

[@3e2e]

​@@AudioOperalet's get into it.

[@ViventesMors]

"No duplicate cards are allowed" is a new addition to the Divorced Dads ruleset. The original rules stated that a player could have two copies of any card in their deck, but she took half of everything, so...

[@Quadrupliplex]

oh... my... god... how can one survive!?!? this game is brilliant though.

[@mrdaym]

She took the whole house.

[@vinc4886]

Only real ones remember the OG 100 card decks. Man..... We really had it good back then. Little did we know.

[@katariesanastasios8359]

rofl

[@blobberv9638]

"now that we're into it, let's get into it" may be the catchphrase of The century

[@LilTwix81]

😂😂😂

[@Madara8989]

The video nearly became a drinking game - take a shot every time he says "let's get into it"

[@andrewbryan1444]

"If both players are bald, compare shins. Let's get into it." This is a perfect game.

[@Adaman135]

Let’s get into it

[@ItsJustRunaway]

Let's get into it! ​@charlespawl364

[@austins.2495]

I heard y’all were getting into it over here?

[@andrewbryan1444]

@@austins.2495 Are you? If so, LETS get into it.

[@Full_Otto_Bismarck]

​@@andrewbryan1444well then, now that we are into it, let's get into it

[@Cucazikf]

I'm just amazed by this man! He has turned just a meme into a real dynamic thing, so everyone can have a touch of his genius, brilliant!

[@ElectronicShredder]

Glad to see Penn & Teller's son got the recognition he deserves at last

[@justsul1337]

@@ElectronicShredder Yes, they had a son together, and he is amazing.

[@philcooper9225]

Touch his deck***

[@tradtke101]

I accidentally bought a booster pack of Divorced Moms cards, and wine spilled everywhere

[@BuyLuxuryFootRestsFromTh-bw8ub]

I'm sending this to my wife.

[@GooseGumlizzard]

Unauthorized knockoff

[@MG-lx3oz]

LMAO

[@mergenocide]

Same. Now for some reason I have an unfounded hatred for Divorced Dads cards for no rational reason, weird

[@tradtke101]

@@mergenocide i mean its a little rational. No one put a gun to their head and forced them to leave the house in crocs

[@user-bx3rg7yb1d]

You have single handedly breathed life into youtube. Your channel. Its like it came straight from 2012. I love it. Never change

[@nathannebraska2408]

I'm neither divorced nor a dad but I love this game

[@AKguru762]

Maybe one day, you will be both. Godspeed.

[@fargoretro]

At the end of this tutorial, you will be both.

[@RedX521]

Staying prepared is always key

[@RicardoLopez-qg9ou]

Amateur

[@evanhughes5696]

So what you're saying is, you're a future divorced dad.

[@bryancholak7327]

Me and my brother got our starter decks today. Played about 10 games and referenced this video about 3 times. Great times. 👍

[@tedlogan1590]

I’m here for this. Well, this and the kids because this is my weekend.

[@capitalajb]

😂

[@Tiamat013]

🤣

[@reftrout75]

Nice getting your kids one in awhile

[@bmo14lax]

Lmfao

[@loganspena1782]

Took a little while for him to get into it but once he did it was really informative.

[@jackjohnston2221]

Once he got into it, he really got into it

[@robertsteinbacher6319]

Ass crease and untuned guitar is my favorite combo currently

[@Miller78rc]

😆😆

[@Canadianvoice]

Lucky Undies + Couch Change = godlike.

[@robertsteinbacher6319]

@Canadianvoice Man, if you had a holographic Couch Change, that would be an impressive deck.

[@Canadianvoice]

@@robertsteinbacher6319 couch change changed my life let alone my deck

[@antdad24]

Unlimited money glitch + dads new friend really gets it on.

[@Child_of_Old_Gods]

I just got the Age of Alimony video recommended and now i'm here. This is the most ingenious ad campaign i've ever seen!

[@PimmHogeling]

I think this video understates the importance of choosing wisely in Divorced Dads. This must be rectified in a subsequent video.

[@rumo510]

Choosing wisely: let's get into it.

[@noeditbookreviews]

It's critical that we make choosing wisely part of our identity because if you can choose wisely, you won't ever become a divorced dad in the first place.

[@VoidDragon82]

“Now that we’re into it, let’s get into it”… that set me off 😂

[@r00fus_d00fus]

Had me giggling

[@ex1tium]

"Whoever has the least amount of hair goes first" Finally a game where my MPB comes in handy.

[@goonerbear8659]

But how are your shins?

[@90sStarterJacket]

Nair is considered a performance enhancing substance in official tournament play

[@dragonsandwarts5644]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen!

[@bmo14lax]

​@@90sStarterJacketIf you're afraid of the burning, you can just wear synthetic socks, 10 years you'll have no more ankle hair. Its the mega long strat but alopecia can bring a major advantage to preparation time.

[@zglando6662]

0:27 "Now that we're into it, let's get into it" I died dude, this guy is a joke and a half before he opens his mouth ahaha I love it.

[@Jamie-e5q7r]

That shit had me laughing so much .

[@andreatammaro8088]

despite being only 20 i already feel part of the divorced dads

[@nickfifteen]

Remember, with these cards you are never alone!

[@stevemuzak8526]

It’s in our men’s blood.

[@seymourglass26]

You're one of the "divorced lads" who are just DDs in training.

[@nonethelessfirst8519]

You will be one day lad. You will be.

[@kahvaimuri2824]

I hope you find your future ex-wife soon!

[@crack1270]

This is like Yugioh but with arthritis and heart burn

[@GloriousReign]

😂

[@anthonyqueenmusic7523]

The best joke for this video. Thank you sir

[@Dancingontgesun1942]

Say Yu-Gi-Oh again and I go to straight to jail when they see what I did to you.

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

Along with bourbon and poor choices.

[@Halfy1990]

haha, is Yugioh like Magic the Gathering?

[@r4nd0mStuff]

We winning her back with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@docholiday708]

Cuz we never alone 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@darkalley8595]

@@docholiday708 Jesus loves you so much :D (Please read the Bible, friends.)

[@MC-ep8cu]

​@darkalley8595 but God is imaginary and made for sheep to follow

[@MisterBadman]

@@darkalley8595kick Rox weirdo

[@Max-rn3eb]

Van Halen pfp checks out

[@AENock]

Heya Graeme I just got my cards and playmat in! I am impressed with the quality of everything. Thank you for producing a legitimate product. I feel confident now I will win her back.

[@KINGBublepop]

Not a legitimate product, used Ai.

[@AshMorton]

‘Parking lot cry’ is a good one

[@tradtke101]

Too risky. If opponent plays "Oh God It's Her', that's pretty much game over. Even responding with Drinking Buddy will cost you 5 cans

[@chromeego7903]

I stopped playing when I left my 'almost complete' collection at my best friends house. He kicked me off his couch and pretends to be out when I go round... I can see your TV is on through the window, Garry! Is there a second editon (twice devorced dads) on the horizon?...I live in hope...and a cardboard box.

[@edmo1450]

lets get into it, before we get into it now that we r into it, lets get into it. poetic af

[@TheDamnburger]

😂

[@loganjameschasebutler]

Graeme I hope you see this comment but every single video is unbelievable. Favorite KZbinr & I just hope you are able to upload more often. Keep doing what you’re doing you will hit unreal levels of success. Perfect content, timing, facial expression, acting, writing, and I think about anything else. You actually get me laughing out loud shaking. I wish nothing but the best for you. God speed

[@itsjustjoe3790]

I heard there was a misprint and the Couple’s Therapist terrain card shows both the parents without pants. On the Canadian market that card is selling for $500 Canadian dollars so like $3 bucks. Keep your eye out

[@zwenkwiel816]

$500 canadian dollars?! that's a lot of maple syrup!

[@SniperPrecision]

Ill trade 8 beaver pelts and a chord of maple

[@MisterPippy01]

Not to be that guy, but I hope you know that the dollar sign stands for dollar. Making your sentence a little confusing.

[@itsjustjoe3790]

@ it’s all good . I work with Autistic kids all day. I’m used to their species of Homo Correctus

[@flex8662]

Honestly you have no idea how much I love what you do ! Just ordered my stater pack and 3x booster packs Im from the UK and actually a divorced Dad and can’t wait to show my fellow dads 😂😂lol

[@blinddeagle]

The curtains revealing concrete are such a nice touch. Wood, leather and steel are really just supports for concrete imo

[@trevest]

Concrete meta

[@shawnhalls2431]

oh my god, he really made it. I never thought it would be real. the joke was too good, the bit has persevered. I'm ordering right now

[@shawnhalls2431]

free shipping for orders over $50? ugh fine, I'll add.... omg they have playmats. yup. gold. there we go

[@BananaBanditos]

Is there any way you can send this to me on VHS if I send you a money order?

[@atsunymphae2723]

😂🤣

[@jamesdrummond7684]

They accept COD, I checked.

[@rogermartin8206]

I can meat you at the abandoned Pizza Hut.

[@Hadkek]

rt 🔁

[@atomic1019]

What about beer can pull tabs?

[@Jocke1336]

A living legend. I feel like buying this solely because mr man never fails to amuse.

[@atsunymphae2723]

Watched the whole video for the algorithm 💪 *let's get into it* 🔥

[@TruculentGoose]

I liked , commented and subscribed! For the algorithm

[@thomasrussell4674]

Let's get into it -choose wisely. This guy is brilliant.

[@TreasureTrain]

Some number of weeks ago I bought a bunch of the cards and boosters while drunk as hell, and am excited to finally see that the game is actually playable. I genuinely could not figure out if the game was mechanically playable until this video

[@willwaggoner8805]

God bless you and your inebriated and uncomprehending support of the gaming community.

[@atomic1019]

I hope you are ready to get into it

[@davidbyrnes8541]

Now that we've gotten into it, I think I'm ready to get into it

[@cleemckinnis]

You are one of the funniest people alive

[@julianscash]

the card art for bald spot is by far my favorite

[@nicholasdesautels2678]

With these cards your never alone.

[@isiahmartin7510]

6:46 I actually like the draw phase being at end of turn👌🏿

[@seymourglass26]

Honestly, it gives you more time to think and plan rather than gunking up the game right at the start of a turn. Take that Magic!

[@umbraloctavia]

Try flesh and blood, you draw until you have 4 cards in hand at the end of your turn

[@michaelmcdowell7096]

First place of heard of an end phase draw, glad its not the only one. If u can't play cards after u draw before ur next turn just seems like a complete miss not to do it that way and its nice regardless.

[@Agent_Butterman]

I thought this was cooler when these cards had photos of depressing divorced dad stuff vs highly stylized fantasy art/AI art.

[@lisac1619]

Yeah, AI can't capture the divorced dads aesthetic.

[@extended_e]

Let's make alternate art, and bid author to release them, he can make more money that way. Every body wins, we'll appart wallet

[@Warthog117]

I think it's hillarious, precisely because of the disconnect between the artstyle and the nature of the cards. It looks so epic and mysterious, and yet it's a little sad and kinda pathetic, just like a divorced dad would sugarcoat the stories o himself that he tells his kids.

[@doublejesusful]

I actually like the faux MTG/Yugioh style over the top fantasy art precisely because it clashes with the divorce dads aesthetic. It's just OP doubling down on his particular sense of humor which I enjoy.

[@GameMageVideos]

For real

[@okaythen...2875]

Choose wisely and most importantly: Let's get into it!

[@sledger867]

That Blood Pressure card is top tier. 👌 Perfection at its finest

[@Thejbelow]

my god, this man is hilarious, took the joke so far he made the actual game. bravo.

[@bishop1412]

whoever did/found the art for each card needs a huge shoutout; they're hilarious

[@jamesdrummond7684]

it's AI generated.

[@nickfifteen]

​@@jamesdrummond7684there was still a human riding up the prompts, and that person definitely has a sense of humor

[@wartortle577]

Old art was so much better. Og would know..m

[@crimson90]

​@@nickfifteenYour mother rides up prompts.

[@some-replies]

​@@nickfifteen*writing.

[@Micro13bk]

Up until now I thought it was all a big meme/skit...even when I seen this video I though "Wow, this guy is really dedicated to those skits"... But then I visited the shop, and while I don't have money to spare or friends to play it with, I think it's one of the coolest things I seen in a long time! The merch, the artwork, the way the cards actually come in a booster pack...you sir are amazing, a true master of the comedic craft and a genius!

[@lumiliMC]

Man, I would have but the AI art really sets me off. There's better ways to do it, spoken as someone who personally knows several people who made actual games that you can find in game stores

[@bshaut]

@@lumiliMCthe age of alimony he’s got artists and looking for more for future endeavors I’m assuming…. Now you can really get into it!!!!

[@mystiquesquared]

Damn. My body is ready. My mind is supple. My spirit...quenched.

[@RedHammer112]

I truly mean this from the bottom of my heart, Graeme, you inspire me.

[@Gurziak]

The fact this is a legit thing is amazing

[@McClainS]

Just got my cards in the mail yesterday! Im in my mid-40s and i used to play Magic as a kid. Magic is a mess now and i was just too old for the Pokemon craze, so this meme game about middle-aged tropes is exactly what i need in my life! You are hilarious and i am so glad you decided to do this! Im in there like swimwear, homeboy!

[@random_tantrum]

Still waiting for that conversation about replacing my mom's priceless clown statue.

[@atsunymphae2723]

😂

[@CivRichieP]

lmfao, even your comment section has on running jokes with fans.

[@Lennydownyonder]

I love that all patch cards are game worn, really shows the manufacturers give a hoot

[@murphychris9811]

i cant wait to do the stance

[@jackjohnston2221]

I can't wait to get into it

[@foilimplant7512]

This game really inspires you to become a divorced dad just to fully appreciate the beauty of the cards.

[@dumbbumsc5329]

I can finally become a divorced dad…My journey starts here!!

[@darkalley8595]

Jesus loves you very much. Please make some time for Him.

[@bvllyhvnter]

​@@darkalley8595dude 😂

[@Skip_Jaymz]

Hear me out i have a meta balancing card idea. 80s rock vibes. Its a terrian card, or, 80s rock dad, as a creature, but the pivotal effect is, "All hair based rules and abilities are instead based on most hair rather than least" Sort of like trick room in pokemon with speed. Much love 🥂

[@PotatolordII]

Damn, i didnt realize this game was gonna be rigged against me, as a young man with a full head of long hair and knees that work decently most of the time i am at a great disadvantage. but with these cards in my hand, i am never alone, and i will win her back!

[@Raze1118x]

Hello Graeme, I hope everything is well with you. Thank you for the smiles and laughs you provided me when I really needed them. You're hilarious man :')

[@edwardthegreat3]

Would love to see a full match. This game is sick

[@natesturm448]

"How does it end? Horribly." Gimme the number on that because that's straight fax.

[@jibrilcarletti4025]

It's the tactical combat gloves with reenforced steel knuckle cap for me

[@Icu8p]

This is so creative! 😅 There needs to be a divorced mom's set, too! And both sets should be able to be played together 🤣 i can only imagine the chaos that would happen lmaoo

[@nathannebraska2408]

This is what I live for

[@bjo0c2]

I love this went from just being a funny bit to an actual game lol. Ive been looking for a new card game to get into ever since Yu-Gi-Oh got too complicated and this seems perfect

[@Bleu_sky]

Im just here to spend time with you

[@bebopcowboy9934]

Can't wait to spend my kidsfree week playing this with Bob. My man was rather quiet these days,last seen him driving his car into Garage and closing the doors and Windows - Silly Bob wasnt even raining! 😄

[@coelhoigor]

Fantastic. Now I just have to wait for the cards to arrive. Any year now.

[@Frawkesish]

Bro... What did I just find. 😮 I have been developing an app for the TCG community lately and not my KZbin algorithm is feeding me gems like this ! Blessed be the internet

[@RaistMagic4]

Let's get into it... choose wisely!

[@BadenPOWER189]

"bald spot attacks wedding ring and sends it to the junkpile" this game is too real 😭😂

[@STHelton1]

But when do we “get into it”?

[@jay-esslanoue4862]

Let's get into it.

[@colhannanjr]

Be patient.. 😂

[@Spoeism]

Are you divorced?

[@STHelton1]

@@Spoeism I didn’t consider that… am I even allowed to get into it if I’m married??? I should consult my lawyer.

[@jay-esslanoue4862]

@@STHelton1 According to my recent contact with a lawyer from the Divorced Dad's legal team, Lawrence stated "Marital status of Married has no impact on people playing on their wet bars in their man caves - we encourage casual play of Divorced Dad's and hope it offers them a look into their future. However, our Competitive Rules Enforcement are clear - a certificate of divorce must be filed with each decklist submission and we don't plan on changing that stance."

[@MyEnemy]

I'm so glad I found this channel. 😂

[@vladlock]

"Now that we're into it, lets get into it" Fucking great.

[@astrossarave]

WITH THESE CARDS, IM NEVER ALONE!

[@mrnarrator8609]

I will engrave this into my mind

[@wnh79]

LET'S GET INTO IT!!!

[@KnightmarePhoenix_official]

The mechanics of this game sound legitimately interesting, and despite the silly theming it seems like a genuine strategic gameplay experience. I'm a girl and I still kinda want to try this, especially once it gets expansions (I can already see so many potential ways to play around with and twist the rules). My only gripe with this TCG, based on what I've seen so far, is the partial use of AI in the card art. But they didn't JUST use AI, they still did what they could by hand, plus the AI stuff was only done out of necessity and isn't meant to be permanent- its seems that once artists come forth, they plan to hire them and get the art done fully by hand. And as an artist, that makes me VERY happy to hear! I'm a rambler rip

[@williamdavid3933]

Please add a "Bachelor Pad" card that is a picture of an extremely messy apartment. It's a terrain card that affects your opponent directly.

[@Xanderviceory]

Just got 2 starter packs and 3 boosters so I can play with my friends, the art is delightfully wild

[@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb]

Jokes on you. I never got married, so I have an immunity boost against divorce.

[@tradtke101]

California just made it so a woman can divorce you even if you arent married. googel it

[@darkalley8595]

Sex is honored only in marriage. Get right with Jesus, my friend.

[@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb]

@@darkalley8595 jokes on you if you think I'm getting laid 😂😂😂

[@shamrockshawtty]

​@@darkalley8595 literally a fairytale

[@ZeeFritoBandito]

I’d say that marriage is a weakness against divorce. But I’m a pessimist

[@ToxicTony15]

All jokes aside the mechanics are extremely well done. Also it’s not overly complex but also not too simple. A perfect balance for a trading card game in my opinion.

[@JonesySurvived]

I can't be the only one singing out loud "D-D D-D D-D DIVORCED DADS" every time I see one of these.

[@NotByrd]

bro ive been watching you since your first couple vids im so happy

[@MTGUnpacked]

"Let's get into it"😂

[@chriscastle6068]

I’ve been waiting for this day just bought a starter pack and 4 packs of age of alimony. Wonderful!

[@VictorAlbaa]

Just what i was wondering about

[@mkuc6951]

Hi Graeme. Im really happy you made it i'm proud of you, divorced Dad.

[@funnyguy101ize]

Audio Sherpa is goated

[@Ronald_Ruck]

I can't wait to get into it and choose my cards wisely.

[@germanboomboom69]

Love this !!!!!

[@Randum_Gornutt]

Best card game ever. Love the art, ease of play. NOW to get the HOUSE!

[@SemiNobleBerean]

How are there 39 comments in 3 minutes? Come on guys, just because we have a ton of time on our hands now that the missus left us doesn’t mean… I miss her

[@mystiquesquared]

Yeah, you do.

[@seymourglass26]

That's why she was called the "missus." It was all foreshadowing.

[@franzvonduysterhaes5616]

Glad we got into it. In my experience, getting into it is good, unless you don't know how to get out of it. Then it's bad.

[@logicalwindow1706]

i wonder if destiny plays this bc he failed twice to be a decent husband and definitely failed as a father 😂. won’t wedding ring take out bald spot bc it has 5 attack in the trade or is it different then traditional card fighting games.

[@diggenFORpennys]

I can't wait for my starter and booster packs to arrive. Bought them about 4-5 weeks ago so they should be arriving soon

[@guilhermelourencao9718]

oh i whish the illustrations were actually those stock pictures you normally use, with the gray beckground, but nice that you actually made a game!

[@josephlittlefield2256]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on KZbin

[@EJN64]

Finally, a game explanation! Let’s get into it.

[@huntern.5456]

You look very young and healthy for 50 years old. I am only 22 years but I relate to you. I am fascinated by retro games and guitar. This video was very relaxing. Stay strong my friend

[@bshaut]

Just ordered my decks and a few boosters! Need more original packs and accessories re stocked!!! 😆 love it

[@asneakylawngnome5792]

Seriously though your illustrations on these cards are awesome!