Dizzy is just really small

[@ChudBoulder]

True Dizzy is very breakable, she even breaks down on her own regularly.

[@MrOnepiece14]

A major tenant of dizzmaxxing is to try and not cry every day

[@Yansko-san]

*starts breakdancing*

[@Leastmachine]

I read that as breedable 😵‍💫

[@ChudBoulder]

@@Leastmachine Well she is breedable too.

[@wutever8167]

So, basically (oppai) loli Dizzy is canon.

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

"Your honor, my client Dizzler isn't a diddy, she just sees miners as equals." 😂

[@taktarak3869]

Shiina has said multiple times how she and Dizzy is in similar height but Dizzy is stacked asf

[@SuperFunkyKeef]

Breakable, small and unreasonable body type. Sounds like Dizzy is top tier

[@Ponconuts]

she had me at breakable

[@Poneglyph]

When women are impressed by other women, it's usually a skeletal body type, which is really boring for most men. Dizzy is cool, though. And short girls are the best.

[@icaruswindrune7116]

@@Poneglyph According to Shiina, Dizzy is stacked

[@thesittingtraveller3467]

@@icaruswindrune7116 Dizzy have medium sized breasts?

[@Honaro2nd]

@@icaruswindrune7116 Apparently the only person with bigger boobs is Eimi.

[@Enexawr]

Dizzy “wHeRe aRe heR OrGaNs???” Dokuro

[@ShenSeiken]

You know where they are.

[@mknigh]

Dizzy is just a living porcelain doll, got it

[@JoeK627]

Dizzy "unreasonable" Dokuro, #1 Phase waifu.

[@Phrosnite]

If I recalled correctly, on a Filian colab Lumi said that Dizzy was #1 in terms of beauty in Phase Connect. Daaamn, the Dizzler.

[@JesterKingZant]

But she's the femcelest talent in Phase Connect

[@grafzeppelin4069]

@@JesterKingZant would

[@daskmorn]

@@JesterKingZant as if those two aren't tied together. A good looking woman has two choices when she turns 16; 1)1'st Boyfriend or 2)Yaoi. Dizzy chose the Yaoi for 19 years.

[@Soridan]

"Talking to your partner is boring" ~Lemon Woman

[@b.r.52]

Wait... So this just means Dizzy is dainty, top heavy, an air head. The perfect bimbo combo😊

[@grafzeppelin4069]

sad bimbo

[@SheffiTB]

and instead she chose to be a shut-in nerd obsessed with BL and digimon.

[@DongbaekEGOSpicebush]

​@@SheffiTByou say that as if it were a bad thing

[@SheffiTB]

@@DongbaekEGOSpicebush for her, arguably yeah.

[@Bam_Bizzler]

Dizzy is uzaki chan. Love bugs stay winnin

[@skolkor]

It's now canon that Ember could eat Dizzy.

[@The_Polyp]

You guys are ignoring the fact lumi can't eat more than 30 seeds at the time. She is on bird like levels of nutrition.

[@IamOutOfNames]

She gets her daily caloric intake from just smelling the food.

[@TomtheWonderDog]

30 pistachios? CRUMBS

[@ArekuLive]

Are these sad depressing anxiety filled girls actually just secretly hot beautiful super model bishoujos? That’s a title, I’m going to make this a light novel.

[@Pan_Z]

Like half of them were engineers, too. Pretty + Weeb + Intelligent + Terminally Online + Dubious emotional stability = Phase Connect

[@justiron2999]

​@Pan_Z Not Jerry, she joined by accident (cope)

[@probablyfacetious2895]

Multiple talents have said that the girls sometimes refer to the company as "Pretty Connect".

[@Syncopia]

It does seem to be a running trend with vtubing in general

[@YourTypicalMental]

Dizzy is small and fragile? Sounds like she needs a strong, robust Warehouse worker to be her husband.

[@FelixValentiCh.]

like a certain fish

[@windwalker1563]

One that can swim, ideally

[@YourTypicalMental]

@@FelixValentiCh. A certain fish CEO that likes to be in the action.

[@grumpysmurf127]

I feel like we're missing the point. dizzy can't have experience being tied up because her inability to court a man

[@toufusoup]

Canonical shortstack?

[@googleslocik]

nah just very skinny, though she is short at lest shes taller than shiina

[@justiron2999]

​@@googleslocikis anyone shorter than shiina?

[@Vedues]

Dizzy has said she's 5'1", for whatever that's worth.

[@NetAnon]

@@Vedues Damn, three inches from being legally a dwarf.

[@googleslocik]

@@Vedues Damn, Dizzy gota weight under 40kg.

[@justiron2999]

The body of an angel, the voice of a water hag, and the mind of an old man. Beautiful 🥲

[@Jukain]

I mean, Lumi is biased, being the tallest Phase girl.

[@The_Polyp]

fool! the tallest phase girl is Erina!

[@araarashinigami]

@@The_Polyp Talking IRL, I'd say Erina is probably one of the smallest, considering how microscopic in height Pinay are...

[@The_Polyp]

​@@araarashinigami I know men, let me be :c.

[@legomonstuff8601]

@@araarashinigamihow tall is Lumi?

[@ToasterDsG]

​@@legomonstuff8601shes like 5'8

[@Pudding404]

Gotta handle Dizzy with care, no matter how much she tells you otherwise.

[@BlueLoveYT]

Dizzy is peak waifu material

[@DrD0000M]

Architects see a new challenge.

[@badlatency9979]

How any of the Phase girls survive on how little calories they eat is a mystery

[@Rogue-a-Pogue]

Somehow Ember manages to sustain the rest of Phase Invaders through some kind of food osmosis.

[@FelixValentiCh.]

sakana, ember and maybe panko are the only people in phase who remember what the act of eating is

[@grafzeppelin4069]

@@FelixValentiCh. well, panko IS italian... she cook-a the pasta, she eat-a the pasta.

[@Hyperbolicbackhole]

Looking small and breakable does not sound like a complement.

[@medikor9190]

Dizzy gets cuter every day

[@SpinozillaSaurian]

Does all of that food go to her Dokuros?

[@badlatency9979]

what food, all of the Phase girls it seems like a miracle if they even eat

[@Bigbigpoopi]

​@@badlatency9979 all the crumbs

[@mememaster695]

"All of that food" referring to half a salad and possibly a handful of nuts

[@grafzeppelin4069]

@@badlatency9979 except ember

[@AlexisGHQ]

Salivating, fuming, going crazy. I HAVE A NEED FOR DIZZY

[@gunkatas01]

30 pistachios is too much for Lumi and Dizzy is even skinnier somehow.

[@mr.stotruppen8724]

So what you're saying is if Dizzy worked out she could get abs no problem

[@NotOneOfUs]

Sounds like a job for Pierce Brosnan.

[@ffwast]

T H E A R C H I T E C T

[@Valyraen0341]

Dizzy is not just breakable, she exists in a perpetual state of broken

[@ImPipkinrick]

That Adam Levine text message meme: Lumi: Holy F* Lumi: Holy Freaking F* Lumi: That body of yours is absurd

[@araarashinigami]

LOL so Dizzy is basically the average female Asian. Most of my very adult age Asian female friends and family are size 0/00. Underlined by Lemon Woman calling herself "normal" in comparison. The norms in Asia are why anime tourists mistakenly think loli is an age, not a body type.

[@friedrichwilhelmvonsteuben7952]

normal except Dizzy has huge booba

[@SheffiTB]

no, the reason Lumi calls dizzy unreasonable is that she's both skinny *and* has huge boobs. Not just being skinny on its own.

[@araarashinigami]

@@SheffiTB All the women on my dad’s side are on average 5’ with D cups. And an ex was 5’2”with D cups and at most 85 lbs.

[@Yumau]

Now I gotta know where I can get my own personal Dizzy

[@Clown_the_Clown]

I love Phase Connect so much 😭

[@super_nurd]

So what I’m hearing is that Dizzy is an oppai loli?

[@YuSooKey]

Lumi is the pot calling the kettle black here.

[@kemiya1750]

my inmersion ois brokeeeeeen nooooooooooo (lol)

[@KingKadem]

So Dizzy is just a Chihuahua at this point? Smol and thin, but makes up for it in craziness? The more I hear about Dizzy, the scarier she becomes 😅

[@JesterKingZant]

Shondo: is she challenging me?

[@MartyrPandaGaming]

So, Dizzy is the Legal Loli archetype.

[@darkmega97]

What I gather here is that Dizzy will eat 3 peanuts for her girl dinner

[@AkaSora96]

30 pistachios is too much?

[@Akial2935]

Dizzy isn't a name. It's a reaction due to malnutrtion

[@friedrichwilhelmvonsteuben7952]

stacked stick person

[@Voice_InMyHead]

Dizzy eats half a pistachio, good to know

[@nyogtheeldritchgentleman]

Wait maybe Dizzy is so small that she’s mistaken for a child. That could explain the cop story. Maybe he thought she was a homeless child.

[@Pers0n97]

Dizzy has been very quiet since she got called out as a poser by Lumi.

[@Belkan_Ace]

Dizzy must be REALLY small if Shiina is eating more than her lmao.

[@GregAtlas]

This gives me flashbacks of when my ex would use me as the garbage disposal (Which was perfect since I'm a giant and need more food than average.)

[@YuSooKey]

Sakana's Sad ED Girls

[@goleogthais]

imagine manhandling dizzy while she sobs and apologizes for...something? she just cries anyways 🥰🥰🥰

[@TheSimon2996]

Dizzy at one point said she looked like a tweaker, so I can kinda picture it

[@Mecks089]

Womanlet.

[@JoshuaPAMployee]

Dizzy loves Digimon! Just from that Dizzy sets unrealistic expectations for woman!

[@WeirdGuille]

good lord in heaven

[@LatashaMoore-y7r]

Your voice has such a beautiful tone Dizzy 😍 💕 💖 💗 💓

[@jasoncarto]

I'll marry Dizzy myself

[@mightquinnable]

Wow lumi explained it great, she can’t eat that much cause of how small she is

[@reaps912]

Pippa is breedable, but Dizzy is breakable 🤔

[@callias6007]

Dizzy is a loli? Never seen that one coming

[@chrissypoo4917]

Lomi should marry me

[@cpl_elemena]

Damn, if she's a short stack then she must have bad back problems

[@armyboy0579]

Is anyone in Phase Connect above 5'0"?

[@Kazeki001]

Lumi

[@armyboy0579]

@@Kazeki001 she can only eat 30 pistachios. What's the average?

[@Sleeping_Circumcision]

Erina, I think.