No! You Cant Do It! Do You Hear Me? 😮🎥🛸❌

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@classicrock3474 3 ай бұрын

"I'm not here to argue with you", then proceeds to argue with you. Genius.

@TonyRule 3 ай бұрын

Best response to "I'm not going to argue with you" is "Oh, so you're going to stop arguing with me now?"

@isobelmckay3012 3 ай бұрын

We all know as public now arguing no we are only allowed to listen.

@sorearm 3 ай бұрын

The pea brain mentality. OK, then get back to work

@TallSilentGuy 3 ай бұрын

"Good, because you would only lose."

@lesterjohnston8888 2 ай бұрын

That's funny

@carolined5923 3 ай бұрын

How hypocritical that data centres are so secretive when they are openly lifting peoples data left right and centre and getting paid for selling it 😅

@carolined5923 3 ай бұрын

Bob , bob come in we càn hear you anyway

@HondaWanderer 2 ай бұрын

That's not what a data centre is lol. Ppl's data uses bugger all, data... Guess what does?

@lynnblackburn2720 3 ай бұрын

I really have a low tolerance threshold for people who proceed to either knowingly tell lies or just make up lies to cover up the fact that they have very little knowledge of what they are talking about , just don't lie , say I will get someone to speak to you who knows, what the laws are , grrr,. Zero tolerance for liars 🤥

@Oceans_Sail 2 ай бұрын

I take it then that you don’t think much to politicians 😂

@TB..... 2 ай бұрын

Can't we flog idiots in the town centre? Is that still a thing or has it been phased out? (I still indulge in this pastime).

@meditationnew2554 2 ай бұрын

I hear you and I think the problem is getting worse around the world due to people not calling this behaviour out… people perceive it’s rude to punish bad behaviour yet complain about a broken system go figure.

@robba1234 7 күн бұрын

@@meditationnew2554 Yup, Trump has made openly lying great again, Many politicians stopped even pretending, (so many corrupt councilors no one left to investigate) Overspend no worries because 'No accountability'

@JBroMCMXCI 3 ай бұрын

So rude and condescending. They need to get back to work

@glazunov5562 3 ай бұрын

Never give a dickhead a plastic hat and a yellow coat!

@Angel-Adramelech 3 ай бұрын

Patience of a saint has our DJ. Having to deal with tyrants and fools on a regular basis, I couldn't do it. People would wind up in hospital, court, in jail, or all three lol 😇

@DerekAnthonyFarmer-IMDB 3 ай бұрын

Yes but DJ Audits would have nothing to upload if he went back to work at a real job :)

@christopherchristos7275 3 ай бұрын

@@DerekAnthonyFarmer-IMDB What's a 'real job' ?

@carlsherwin5557 3 ай бұрын

@christopherchristos7275 probably not making a nuisance of yourself day in day out😀

@dry_rat 3 ай бұрын

That first security guy was respectful, and you were in return.

@Puddleduck1 3 ай бұрын

This is what I like most about DJ, he always gives people the benefit of the doubt at the start of his interaction with them and matches energy!

@dry_rat 3 ай бұрын

@@Puddleduck1 He does indeed. Fair play

@VereDeVere 3 ай бұрын

But he was an ‘immigrant’! - which is all that matters to some in the comments section. At least the rude, lying, nasty guy was a true-born Brit.

@BuzzQuick-s5j 3 ай бұрын

They stutter when they lie. 🤥.

@Fujimxra 3 ай бұрын

or when they are misinformed or uneducated on the question, or it could be just from being nervous.

@patrickdaly2121 3 ай бұрын

When they’ve finished with security, can I buy their little hut for my lawnmower, fork and spade? Will £50 do?

@verybighomer 3 ай бұрын

"IT'S A SECURED SITE!" Well, if it's so secured, why do you poop your pants because a tiny drone flies over?

@Reaper-wm7te 2 ай бұрын

Because it not secure, if his mind, if a drone goes over. Damn, you are not good with common sense.

@ikebabosaurusiable 2 ай бұрын

@@Reaper-wm7tego back to school champ

@fireskycam9889 3 ай бұрын

Telling you the law. Then they admit they know nothing about the law. Very slow that one

@DJEMEDIA 3 ай бұрын

You CANNOT do it do you hear me??

@keglat1 3 ай бұрын

Imagine how that 'site manager' treats the workers on the site. He must have been looking in a mirror when he said there was an idiot about. Do you hear me?

@colinwilson210 2 ай бұрын

We had a chargehand supervisor on one site who we knew did sweet nothing. His tools were stashed away safely by my colleagues, and two bricks and handful of nails put in his toolbox to make it rattle. It took him two weeks to realise and started screaming "theft" :-p

@alarmactionukalarmactionuk893 2 ай бұрын

Very true. These types of mentality think they have license to treat people like sh1t on their shoe.

@cerithomas2032 3 ай бұрын

👍 love the way you assertively tell them you're wrong that's all, they come out with such confidence and after they talk to you for a bit they start stuttering.

@MikeEves 3 ай бұрын

"It's a secure site". What the hell does that even mean...gibberish

@collinw1353 3 ай бұрын

Because you can't. That sounds like a legitimate law. Haha.

@TonyRule 3 ай бұрын

Section 1(a) of the "What you can and can't do Act 2007".

@robinwbarrett 3 ай бұрын

Bob Gates ain't as intelligence's Bill!

@Noneyabusinessok 3 ай бұрын

You would think it was a massive secret what they were building. Its all public knowledge as planning permission is needed..

@DavidMorison74-tv9ws 3 ай бұрын

you have gone to the next level of 'auditing ' . love your closing music track . BRILLIANT .

@Justyburger 3 ай бұрын

A good supply of numpties and potted dictators on this one. First black guy on security was fine and the big boss was fine. He clearly had better things to worry about.

@sarahodonnell6957 3 ай бұрын

Imposing policy and procedure on members of the public. When will they ever learn ? 🙌❤️

@RogerFleischer-p3f 3 ай бұрын

One manager quickly assessed DJ and recognized that he is knowledgable and responsible, and had no objection and said, in effect, "OK, go for it." He deserves credit.

@TheClockwise770 3 ай бұрын

Great dialogue with Mr Knowledgeable Love the security hut absolutely no expense spared but he prefers sitting under the tree.😂

@Findingcupcake 3 ай бұрын

DJ heard you , and yes he can film , DJ breaking these guys down with his logic is a work of art 😅😅

@brolisimo 3 ай бұрын

Jeez that gate "house" I wouldn't put a dog in there

@Jimdirt7898 3 ай бұрын

They made all that fuss for a snitchy little building FFS

@FT-sn9vf 3 ай бұрын

There is a formula to your videos. And it relies upon the predictability of human nature. It is interesting to see how universally people react to you and what you are doing. It is equally refreshing when you come across someone with wisdom. Nice work anyway you keep doing what you're doing.

@PiotrTube 3 ай бұрын

Mr DJ, I am from India and my partner is from Pakistan. I told you, you have no permission, you not aloud. If you read this comment, I sue you. No one is allowed to like this comment, I sue everyone who try to like this comment. I tell you once more, no one is allowed and no one has permission!!! This comment I write myself and it's my private comment!

@marklatimer7333 3 ай бұрын

Apparently Zach's in the Lavvy! It was nice of them to write all their previous telephones on the sign outside.

@DJAUDITS 3 ай бұрын

I thought that was bit over the top but I guess communication is important to them. It's a shame Zak left his Radio behind! 🤣🤣

@shedseven7782 2 ай бұрын

Dj never fails to entertain. And wow,love the song at the end of the video! Talented guy ❤

@James-mn1ng 3 ай бұрын

Bob Gates clearly peed off because his brother Bill has all the brains and looks🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dericksmith2137 3 ай бұрын

People, security, and law enforcement really need to learn 1 simple fact! If you start a conversation with a LIE, chances are nothing you say is going to be believed. Too often when the appropriate response is ‘I don’t know.’ instead the person tries bluffing with ‘You Can’t…’. Then as soon as their bluff/lie is called out, they quickly switch to ‘But why….?’😂 Seriously, I was that annoying kid, too full of curiosity. So if I asked something but then you lied, I’d make your life miserable. As an adult, not a lot has changed😂. So simple, just don’t lie to me! And I’ll give the same courtesy back. Instead of NO, be honest and say I DONT KNOW.

@shivaunt71 3 ай бұрын

Brilliant 😂

@mattwestby1169 3 ай бұрын

Well said dericksmith, there's nothing worse than someone lying to you and you know they're lying to you, but they are that stupid they continue to do so 🫣

@RiccardoLund 3 ай бұрын

BLIMEY..........NOT ALLOWED! it took a while before it came out!

@rdhd99 3 ай бұрын

They feed the monster every time to easy

@Sidistic_Atheist 3 ай бұрын

Why are their so many foreigners (that can barely understand English) working security in the UK. Do they have legal work permits ????

@kevh6948 2 ай бұрын

Are you foreign? The word is there not their. Learn English.

@MajorBinkss 15 күн бұрын

@@kevh6948are YOU foreign? It's grammar.

@NickB_Yorkshire 3 ай бұрын

I felt sorry for that poor first security guard. He was sound. It looks like they’ve got him the smallest shed in the world to sit in! 🙁 Guy in the blue shirt knew all about it. Shame the idiot in the bonus clip hadn’t been informed/educated as well 🙄

@nealebishton677 3 ай бұрын

Not suggesting that Bob Gates needs call flooding but what a wamker. Good of them to post his phone number. Just saying. 😂

@patrickdaly2121 3 ай бұрын

Why don’t they worry more about the guy vaping and polluting the air while ruining his health?

@toadintheh0le 2 ай бұрын

Because vapes don’t pollute the air….

@SharonDavidson-rz2fd 3 ай бұрын

The guy with the pale blue shirt was polite respectful and also knew the law on filming and flying drones. Big respect to him today you don’t find this behaviour often. Well done mr blue shirt man

@thenewbeester 3 ай бұрын

If ONLY everyone was as civilised and informed as the blue shirted chap !! 😎

@tonyhill8300 3 ай бұрын

Yep this type of video would be boring

@oldskoolbrocky2965 3 ай бұрын

If that's Martin who came out vaping he's a top site manager

@TheSadButMadLad 3 ай бұрын

Now we know why you've started using the music outros. Your repressed desire to be a big name in the music industry coming back after playing at a DJ. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@pachma405 3 ай бұрын

What's most worrying is the number of data centres springing up. All that data is ours. It's data on us. We're being surveilled 24/7 and everything is being stored for the social credit system. You been a bad boy DJ. No travel permit for you.

@GampyBamblor 3 ай бұрын

100000% correct mate, theyre also filling the ocean with them which for the cooling they need is heating the ocean up a lot too, then they blame "climate change" to tax us more.

@DJAUDITS 3 ай бұрын

Smack my wrist 🤣🤣

@davidlacey-goodman4711 3 ай бұрын

That is PRECISELY what these computer centres are for. Control of you. Nothing else.

@carl90210 3 ай бұрын

We can now kiss goodbye to net zero with the data centres. Also, we are become slaves to the machine literally - the great big data centre machine which needs regular servicing.

@Justyburger 3 ай бұрын

Yes and the crazy thing is that they go on and on about Net Zero, but these data centered use a lot of energy. The are creating the anti human control grid. 100%. It's no longer some sort of conspiracy theory. That's what they are doing, whether they are even aware or not. Totalitarians. Well they picked a fight with Putin and that will see their early grave.

@paulraper1 3 ай бұрын

Another bunch of rude lying ignoramouses, they haven't a clue about public property but but tell you anyway what you can and can't do. Brilliant song at the end though, who did it??

@prasiet1 3 ай бұрын

"I can do it, can you hear me?"

@DJAUDITS 3 ай бұрын

I should have said that for sure!

@capabilitybrown2323 3 ай бұрын

''Hello, it's the idiot at the gate speaking, are you receiving?''

@Mia-single 3 ай бұрын

Better than watching the Football.

@peterbexon7549 3 ай бұрын

Anythings better than watching football😂

@A2Z1Two3 3 ай бұрын

Not if your sitting beside a Scottish football supporter who seems to think its going well

@Right-Turn-Clyde 3 ай бұрын

@@A2Z1Two3It's never gone well for Scotland.

@PassportG 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@@A2Z1Two3

@2000jago 3 ай бұрын

@@peterbexon7549 Never a more true youtube comment...

@lynnf7542 3 ай бұрын

Oh yes he can and he will😂😂😂

@adriancarter825 3 ай бұрын

Your just not allowed your just not allowed they make me sick they come out giving it the large when they have no real clue what they say

@DJAUDITS 3 ай бұрын

They try it on and its great entertainment when they do! They do look silly though! 🤣🤣🙌🙌

@martinkelly3724 3 ай бұрын

These fools don't realise their interaction and ignorance make these videos even more fun. They say ignorance is bliss. SIA must live in a world of utter ecstasy. Keep going DJ/PJ you make the day so much more fun.

@jackwatsonepic626 3 ай бұрын

So we now know why the call you DJ because you were originally a DJ 😂 (disc jockey).

@graemebarnes3445 3 ай бұрын

the lad at the start was actually quite reasonable

@jonross7593 3 ай бұрын

A nice video, DJ. Most luxurious/state-of-the-art facilities for the gateman - a 4' x 3' wooden security cabin/guard hut. Complete with a door, small window and probably a rudimentary seat inside! 😎

@ysgol3 3 ай бұрын

Baldy No 1 was nice but thick, Bald Gentleman No 2 was superb, Fatty Glasses was a vile piece of garbage who belongs in a zoo. Great work as always DJ, thank you. (Sorry for writing AB first by mistake!)

@Wavy-Gravy 3 ай бұрын

uh this ins't ab

@ysgol3 3 ай бұрын

@@Wavy-Gravy Oops - I know - just an embarrassing typo, thanks for telling me - corrected now!

@NihilisticHedonism 3 ай бұрын

To DJ Audits every "no" to filming from public is an opportunity to educate individuals on the law. This is just another video demonstrating it.

@markusdoerr4373 3 ай бұрын

NTT, the worst company I worked wirh

@davidhaslam1056 3 ай бұрын

So bad you can't use 't' in your spellings? 😅

@markusdoerr4373 3 ай бұрын

@@davidhaslam1056 even worse without t

@eArtrash 3 ай бұрын

@@davidhaslam1056NTT gave him PrSD

@Rtt-d5m 3 ай бұрын

@@davidhaslam1056 Must have had a T break!

@alcoyne3333333333333 3 ай бұрын

Blue top guy . Respect mate 👍

@peterjeffery1854 3 ай бұрын

i love the 2 songs i have heard on a couple of your videos mate keep it going its nice to hear at the end of a video

@5762dg 3 ай бұрын

Yes @DJ did hear you and knows that you know nothing about law

@Jay-ix3mp 3 ай бұрын

8:28 😢 BIG DUMB BULLY

@thickerbrummietwat 3 ай бұрын

"Zak come back..." - (Bob the Knob)

@DJAUDITS 3 ай бұрын

Zak gone sleep! 🤣🤣

@theswede836 2 ай бұрын

First everything were proffessional,and fine...But some companies has the urge to make themselves look stupid...Seriously...Well more views for our guy DJ! 🤑

@Premier-Media-Group 3 ай бұрын

I bet you can have an endless playlist just going back and revisiting new shifts of security staff at the same property locations...lol

@DJAUDITS 3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@adriancarter825 3 ай бұрын

All these security guards are still sea sick

@reajo622 3 ай бұрын

Disgusting

@Waskapmutni 3 ай бұрын

The only problem was the man in the hardhat what are you bumbling about😂

@adriancarter825 3 ай бұрын

@@reajo622 it is disgraceful that members of the public are confronted by these thugs

@reajo622 3 ай бұрын

@@adriancarter825 who trained them?.

@michaeledwards8093 3 ай бұрын

DJ when are you releasing the first record album.😂

@DJAUDITS 3 ай бұрын

A few people have said that now 🤣🤣

@markosmith8037 3 ай бұрын

I bet Bob is fully boostered

@ade3628 3 ай бұрын

4 or 5 I bet

@SuperBC10 3 ай бұрын

Definitely 🐑

@TallSilentGuy 3 ай бұрын

The John Major lookalike was the only one who was being a prick. The rest needed a little persuading but were generally good interactions.

@nocomment1984 3 ай бұрын

Thia country makes me laugh. Its broken

@sarah-ws2tg 3 ай бұрын

Great stuff DJ👍👍👍 Thanks for standing up for our rights…PINAC!!!! As for the “NO” man, well he’s now a yes man!!!!!🤣🤣🤣 Ps…when you releasing the record😀😀😀😀😀😀Fanbloodytastic🙏🙏🙏

@marklamb5977 3 ай бұрын

Love the vids

@mozzyquodo5532 3 ай бұрын

Much respect to one of the best audit channels that youtube can provide

@Stan-m9s2k 3 ай бұрын

Focus Pocus is the number one

@DJAUDITS 3 ай бұрын

💚

@shellvlogs132 3 ай бұрын

One of the best? The Best 🤩

@mozzyquodo5532 3 ай бұрын

@@shellvlogs132 🖖

@craigskayman8422 3 ай бұрын

People on site really do have an over inflated sense of power and self importance, they should realise that they can't tell the public what to do from a public place, they really do look like the fools they are.

@macdapimp83 3 ай бұрын

Go on Dj

@Noneyabusinessok 3 ай бұрын

I definitely will say these viseos are helping. Contractors are learning and today another 2 were taught the laws on this. What we need to keep at for citizen journalists is the cops. They still abuse people, mention number plates that are private and try people deom recording them and the public areas.. Unfortunately i think the ignorance of the police especially london with Khan as head man. That will take a long time to change. It will eventually get through that its lawful. And places like Coventry where i wqtched police abuse will learn the hard way. Hopefully they realise after complaints and civil lawsuits. That its allowed and leave them alone. After all it is all legit, lwt your ego and authoritarian abuse go. People will get fed up paying foe your mistakes in civil lawsuits.

@deltech7603 3 ай бұрын

Much as I love yer audits, the sounds are shite and annoying. Please drop them.

@philip5876 3 ай бұрын

The music videos at the end are an interesting addition to the footage lol 😂😂

@east-endjustice7883 2 ай бұрын

Mind blowing how self entitled so many are!!! Hahahahaha to believe you can tell another person what they can do!!!! Hahahahaha

@Sol-Cutta 3 ай бұрын

I'm not listening to that poxy song...😂😂😂 Oh alright...go on , to just make sure u don't get no spikes and drop in view duration...things I do for you creators..😮😮😮

@motel1604 3 ай бұрын

I've comment,, these companies still on analogue radio,,,,,,,,, very old school 😅

@eamanlochain1484 3 ай бұрын

No more English security

@LilyWhite-p6m 2 ай бұрын

Foreigners telling us "not allowed" I'm sick of it all.

@csachevauxsansabri2612 3 ай бұрын

1st DJ i cant thank you enoth for the responce you send by email. Regards Thomas

@DJAUDITS 3 ай бұрын

🥇

@csachevauxsansabri2612 3 ай бұрын

Thanks Dj

@TheBILLANDERSON 3 ай бұрын

@6:38 CAA 1982 , section 82 = there is no trespass over ground

@richardharries5825 3 ай бұрын

Why have these idiots got to be so vague and defensive about what they are doing. Any member of the public can go to the planning department and look at any planning application received by the local planning authority.

@davidpalk5010 2 ай бұрын

Take a couple of data centres down and Britain's entire internet crashes. No bankng, no supermarkets, no power stations, no petrol stations, no emergency services. Why have we made ourselves so vulnerable?

@chrisb594 Ай бұрын

Love the outro! 👌😀

@DanShobbrook 3 ай бұрын

35,000 views in 7 hours impressive 👏🏻👍🏻

@Saddamhussain93152 3 ай бұрын

Dj is there any need to speak like a bottyboy

@richardsweetman7689 3 ай бұрын

Sound's like your bedtime lad.

@tresparivet6348 3 ай бұрын

Love the closing song! Very Clever. Please keep up the good and entertaining work you do. Melb Aus.

@paulfielding5190 2 ай бұрын

Pmsl at your song, awsum man, love ya work, and new tunes exit, AWESOME channel.

@lucky55slevin75 3 ай бұрын

are these people allowed to work in this country ??

@joannecooper-ih7ji 3 ай бұрын

I hate the way they come out to a public place and tell the public what to do just tell them to jog on and there not allowed to tell a member of the public who is in public what to do

@terryboland3816 3 ай бұрын

"Not allowed"? What law is that then?

@TabbingUK 3 ай бұрын

@@terryboland3816there's no law but why would you he's in public he can do what he like within law, imagine coming out thinking you can 😂 they are idiots

@terryboland3816 3 ай бұрын

@@TabbingUK So you think Joanne Cooper is an idiot too for saying "there [sic] not allowed". I agree.

@GaryWilliamson-mq9ip 2 ай бұрын

THEY ALL LOVE TO SAY ( IT'S NOT ALLOWED) YOU WOULD THINK THEY WOULD BE MORE EDUCATED AS FLYING DRONES IS NOT A NEW THING

@alberttickle1106 3 ай бұрын

Oh yes he can....and he will....😂😂😂😂

@adriansanderson5091 3 ай бұрын

I don't understand why all these factories and warehousing industrial estates have this much security.Is it a new thing,i don't know why they think they have a need, unless there is something amiss and mysterious about the need.Everywhere i worked never had one

@dafyddaprhys782 3 ай бұрын

But my computer uses ‘cloud-storage’ ? You can train a mouse by drip feeding with small rewards and a big treat at the end ensures attention consistency…. love the songs...