I WILL Put You On The Floor Mate 🚫🛥️🛸😡❌

[@andyfat1]

Security Guard “I put him in a sleeper and stopped just before I killed him” what a whopper 😂😂😂

[@Darren-ff4oc]

A real life "Walter Mitty" 🐂💩😂

[@juanrodrigues2258]

🤥🤥🤥

[@IsobelIsobel123]

Jeez, I don't think many insurance companies would be happy with him on a site they covered 😂😂

[@LesterCrest.I]

Opened the comments soon as i heard that.

[@chucky2316]

I ate 4 whoppers and 2 big macs and ate a packet of 6 morrisons doughnuts and what what and what then I had a nasty 💩 2 days later

[@whatevermakesyouhappy5932]

Bet he’s got numerous Steven Seagal VHS tapes.

[@peterfitzpatrick7032]

.... and a gerbil 😏

[@jamaicanjock6305]

Hilarious 😆 belter

[@chrischatfield8550]

steven seagull yaYYYYYYYY🤣😂🙂

[@danielbisok8603]

VHS lmao.

[@GRAMDAVNO1]

BS tapes more like 😂

[@davidbarton5974]

Security Guard appears to have learning difficulties!

[@pinkypunky2643]

So does your mother and your kids!

[@1701-TP]

Does he? Comes across pretty well to me apart from the “I’ll floor you” bit.

[@supermotohead119]

That security guard, bit of a bullshitter tbh. The only thing he could put to sleep is a glass eye.

[@markm3436]

Don't know about putting people to sleep, he could probably bore you to death,

[@factcheckersbranch]

Lies bloody lies my friend, I've seen him put a garden spider strumming and weaving it's web compulsivey, to sleep, with arachnid hypnosis spider therapy. 🕸️🕸️💤💤🕷️🕷️

[@JackieCable-r6k]

Omg I can't stop laughing at that security guard!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ajc0423]

Put you on the floor 🤣🤣 Got to love these security guards, great video 👍

[@H4WK6969]

Security isnt the brightest of bulbs

[@ef7480]

'lamps'... (sparky talk)😆

[@tecnogof]

Proud of himself putting a drunk guy, high on drugs in a sleeper. Methinks trying the same with someone that's not impaired would be a whole other challenge.

[@factcheckersbranch]

"Me Thinks" hey brother, are you a time traveller from the 18th century? As am I. I landed in this century many many moons ago betwix 2012 and Christmas last.

[@magnetmountain33]

Dangerous madman who would probably eviscerate you if this was dungeons and dragons😂

[@ashwayn]

Yes then he howl PO LICE PO LICE

[@PINACI]

Security guard is talking absolute nonsense and is living in a dream world. He been watching too many action movies I think !

[@garyevans8116]

I thought that. But why make up stories like that. I don’t understand it.

[@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits]

@@garyevans8116 to make himself seem frightening I guess

[@garyevans8116]

@@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits Yes but he’s made himself look stupid Nobody thinks he’s tough he just made himself look stupid and he admitted to a crime Not tough. He’s Stupid.

[@hzoonka4203]

He sounds slow!

[@paulc2007]

So he admits to nearly killing a guy then just throwing out onto the pavement and that’s not excessive?

[@mrjb7789]

Someone report that security guard to the police.. he’s just admitted attempted murder

[@sorkmine]

Yeah, but its likely pure bull.

[@mrjb7789]

@@sorkmine I know lol but it would shit him up to get questioned by the police I reckon, be funny

[@andymcnab2.0]

All security take liberty's on drunks, I bet that guards assaulted a few people when he was a Lego policeman.

[@joeaustin5901]

Or the SIA at least. He's not the full ticket him.

[@Marius_vanderLubbe]

He nearly put me in a sleeper just listening to him.

[@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits]

Haha

[@stephenhoran7597]

Watch what your saying he's a frightening man

[@ashwayn]

That's a truth get the whisky and 2 glasses yes you and me

[@creekyknee]

You were lucky to get out of there with your life. That security guard is famous around Portland. In his mind he is known as the Portland Punisher, never ever go back there. You have been warned.

[@martinthornley237]

Portland punisher 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SuBxDon]

Howling 🤣🤣🤣

[@teamcuba2000]

Total BS! Nosey Bonk is scarier!

[@magnetmountain33]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh that’s brilliant yeah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@paddymcmahon7253]

Ahhh,but does he know Ronnie Pickering?

[@MrSlipstreem]

"I'm going to illegally assault and possibly kill you unless you fly where I can't see you." What a strange conversation that was!

[@prnothall9302]

...from a strange would-be pressure point assassin.

[@browndirtcowboy396]

I don’t know why he went to all that trouble with the drunk guy…. He put me to sleep just listening to the t@sser 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nigelcarren]

Next time someone says they are going you put you on the floor, thank them, tell them you flattered but you are already in a relationship! This NEVER fails to de-escalate the situation!!! 🙈😁👍

[@davidgillespie8910]

Ooh your solid jason

[@teamcuba2000]

That "security" guy is an absolute dreamer. He can hardly create a sentence. Talks the talk but no way can he walk it pmsl.

[@grahammarsh9970]

Billy bullshit

[@robbenson4598]

I bet this security guard goes home every night and tells his wife he has been working with the US Secret Service guarding the President.

[@scruffyalice-ff5pz]

Omg! Ninja trained Sia now😂

[@jamieb3039]

What a turnip that security chap was 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chucky2316]

123 then barrel roll we go on 3

[@ToddBurge-sh8iq]

That guy would not even put a piece of paper on the floor let alone another person 😂😂😂😂😂 just trying to act all hard for the camera Well done DJE Media loving the channel

[@bobikdylan]

I never judge a book by its cover, but I'll make an exception in his case.

[@hw4a1k]

Oh Jesus I bet he’s a weekend warrior in Wetherspoons!

[@Yawnymcsnore]

This guy couldn't put my nan on the floor

[@GavTatu]

that's not what i've heard about your nan ?

[@Barry80Elms]

Sorry but what a weird comment to make lol…

[@chrisgwright80]

Gareth from The Office got a new job i see 😂

[@csp3552]

Leave the poor security guard alone he's obviously been working deep undercover for the last 10 years, and you've now blown it.

[@5150show]

The security guard puts his boyfriend on the floor every night

[@jimwatson6833]

Security by day ...sleepers but stops before death by night

[@MJ88Owl]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my word you’ve just found a 24 carat walloper in the flesh 😂😂😂

[@saltymemesmith]

Legend has it the jiu-jitsu Security guard is so tough even his nightmares are scared of him.

[@fitzpatrickken]

The large hangar with the folding doors was where I used to work when this site was a Royal Naval Air Station, back in 75/76!

[@Ohjeffrey79]

Did he admit to attempted murder 🤯😂🤯😂

[@djsiimz]

I am trained in pressure points what he just said is illegal there are certain pressure points that you cant use and that point he mentioned was one of them

[@davidgillespie8910]

Ha ha nae bother bruce 😄

[@djsiimz]

Hahaha 😂

[@d3vious119]

The security guard is a 2nd dan pink belt in kung fu and his favourite finishing move is the crippler cross-face. 😂

[@The_Legendary_Human]

The secondary grammar school I attended many years ago had a ‘stream’ for those who were either incapable of behaving or learning at the expected pace. These form classes were called ‘Remedial’ and were known by the rest of the Students as ‘The Rems’. The security guard in this video would have struggled to attain members of The REMs.

[@malcolmmason6770]

This security guard admits that he uses sleeper holds which are very dangerous so much duty of care.

[@ThunderChunky101]

Not dangerous at all. Far less dangerous than punching someone in the head.

[@wickedmanrick2582]

Hes deffo watched marked for death before is shift😂😂😂

[@MegaDringy]

What bullshit from the security guard .. definitely the type of guy who’s always done one better than the next man

[@sharonlewis1909]

Absolutely hilarious when the security man rolled his sleeve up to be Mr tough and his sleeve rolled back down 😂😂😂😂 x

[@RRose800]

Their entitlement is ridiculous.

[@IExertio]

Mate your channel is like 1 big episode of Eastenders 😂 keep em comin

[@dianagraham8093]

Phil Mitchell security 😂

[@Steve-tp6to]

Full off shit that one...a legend in his own underpants.

[@JAS0NPYATT]

that first security guy was ok to be fair just doing his job

[@shivaunt71]

Softly spoken assassin! 😂

[@chucky2316]

Beware of the quiet man look at I.D.S

[@shivaunt71]

@@chucky2316 yeah, and look how long he lasted 😂

[@UGQD]

Bless him😂😂 he’s a little special isn’t he 😂😂

[@nigelwooldridge615]

Great vid again DJE the scrap stuff is all mouldings for different parts of the boats now weather they are current or obsolete dont know

[@markosmith8037]

I doubt Mr security guard is going to put anyone on the floor

[@john-de5vf]

The only pressure point he has pressed is his own belly button and that makes him fart 😂😂😂

[@LastPinster]

Dude is tough because he beat up a drunk guy 🙄 And then 'threw him' , what a lovely bloke 😂

[@prnothall9302]

I'd be interested to know what those two strange towers are on-site. They look like wind turbines of some sort, but were stationary even though it was reasonably windy. Maybe it was too windy. Anyone know what they are?

[@alancrawford4824]

That helicopter was a sea lynx. The fastest helicopter in the world at one time. May still be. I have had the pleasure flying in them lots of times😊

[@johndukes2284]

just a lynx mate

[@ericsuper9723]

That guard was a trained killer 😂

[@DJEMEDIA]

He had a dodgy vibe haha

[@mikedalt3622]

The only weapon is himself proper whopper

[@Davidculshaw70]

Comedy gold

[@WeAreTheTrueMedia]

It's incredible how you judge other people whilst having zero self awareness.

[@sharonlewis1909]

Well I didn't know wish was selling security guards 😂😂😂

[@CommanderStarblaster]

Hey DJE, 'do' you have a pilot's licence for your drone? Or do you not actually get in it and go for a fly about?

[@cypeman8037]

That’s the Ronnie Pickering of the security business, also goes by the name of Billy Liar and Mr. F.O.S.

[@wilky33]

Sounds like he thinks he’s Bruce Lee 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dolly968]

I think he’s been on the wacky backy

[@Elezium]

How did he put the guy "in a sleeper"? Did he talk to him or something?

[@barryabell5410]

Good ol' Chuck Norris as a security guard 🤣🤣🤣

[@Hec901]

Security guard is a wannabe gangster. Soft lad acting tough

[@Wigglythegreat2]

Security guard was going to use the Vulcan Nerve Grip on you if you didn't cooperate.

[@EssentialComment]

i can imagine him trying the famous Kirk katate chop first

[@Wigglythegreat2]

@@EssentialComment Haha

[@dwwcanada]

I don't know why you even bother talking to anyone, you know you are allowed, I just do it. I take pictures ,video , with drone and hand cam, don't care what people say, asking them just agitates people and cause conflict

[@gibsonms]

We used to say that the people in Portland are that insular that they’ve started to go back in the evolutionary scale and have begun to grow tails. It seems this is somewhat true.

[@scruffyalice-ff5pz]

You could start your own version of Pokemon, you already have the first one😂

[@gavin1155]

😂😂 how do you manage to find so many of these people what total nutcase

[@waynekerrr9027]

Its Wonnie Pickerwing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WanDerer-rr8co]

The green bits are plugs... Molds for the hulls of fibreglass boats and whatever other items.

[@muntenated]

'I'll put you on the floor...', my response ; 'Well, after you've tried, I hope for your sake your ground game is on point'.

[@pehztv]

its always the short ones 🤣

[@neilgaffney9232]

Claude Van Security Man lmao 🤭

[@125brat]

You may find that in addition to the Heliport airspace restrictions there are local byelaws in force to prevent drone flying because where you want to fly over is part of the Port Authority area of responsibility.

[@Philzakira]

@125brat As far as I'm aware bylaws can only stop you taking off and operating from the land, they can't restrict the airspace.

[@atitnac598]

This bloke's a NINJA - talking about pressure points and sleeper holds.....DO NOT mess with him !! 🤣😂😂🙂 IT gets better !!😂🤣🤣🙂

[@johnklockyer]

I heard he trains the UK Special forces in his spare time 😂

[@stud3103]

11:16 An this is why you never interrupt a idiot when he's speaking 🤣

[@richardstuplich8278]

Thanks for doing an "ask first" version! We know they always will say no even if they swear to the police later all you had to do is ask.

[@cocopufer5667]

so many tough guys over there!

[@Ernie.AKA.Britney-May]

The green things in the yard are actually the molds for making the hull and other components

[@DoctorMorgenstein]

did u report that guy that talked about putting someone in a sleeper, he should never work in security again

[@Z3n1tHL0rD]

I think all the green items are moulds for making glass fibre hulls

[@uptowndisco2]

Put you on the floor , he would have to catch you first 🤣

[@mclaren44]

comedy gold

[@dazzstorm1]

Orville couldn't put a narcoleptic asleep ffs XD

[@NeiljaySpooner_23]

Ha Ha, promise me you won't. Have you heard saying a promise is a comfort to a fool. These people are complete fools 😂🤣 Security couldn't fight his way out a paper bag!

[@moonpawooe7134]

Hardest job in the world fighting your way out of a paper bag

[@lerileri2115]

That security guard has brains like rocking horse shit lol

[@stephenhoran7597]

You were lucky you got out alive with rambo on duty😂😂😂

[@Audit-The-Auditors-UK]

When you were looking at the helicopter you were very close to a wind turbine. Observation is key when in control of your aircraft…

[@Dolly968]

Couldn’t punch his way out of the wet paper bag

[@johngovus2734]

Couldn’t put a door mat on the floor🤣

[@marksanders2964]

Good morning Djemedia awsome video just catching up , has you panned around towards the warship I noticed the extreme 3 transportation ship there for the extreme e car's, can't wait to see that video, thanks so much 📹🛸🎮

[@danielstanoch907]

BULLA , HE'S SOLID

[@Birl]

How long you in dorset for?

[@tonybreward8678]

I’ve worked in security and it’s embarrassing how many there are like him, Anyone who has to tell you how deadly they are ISN’T, Everyone has no respect for security due to the amount of liars there is.

[@stevetaylor7132]

10:38 Threat of violence, straight up. He thinks that he is the law, but it would be an illegal assault.

[@Lewi_cali]

Jiu-jitsu john😂

[@jman6587]

Warship?!? It’s an RFA Tide class mate

[@seanverney4475]

Security isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer

[@petermurphy8580]

Legend in his own lunch time

[@tunez4uhickman997]

Put you on the floor 😂😂 with those stubs for arms?, I think not 😂

[@jman6587]

This area is now a no -fly zone! I wonder if that’s due to your visit?

[@charliemctruth]

He'll go far.