I WILL Put You On The Floor Mate 🚫🛥️🛸😡❌

Another visit to Sunseeker this time the Portland branch - Coode Way, Portland DT5 1BL where security are first of all quite aggressive with the vibe but then calms down and jokes around about things hes done.
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[@andrewsmith532]

Security Guard “I put him in a sleeper and stopped just before I killed him” what a whopper 😂😂😂

[@Darren-ff4oc]

A real life "Walter Mitty" 🐂💩😂

[@juanrodrigues2258]

🤥🤥🤥

[@IsobelIsobel123]

Jeez, I don't think many insurance companies would be happy with him on a site they covered 😂😂

[@LesterCrest.I]

Opened the comments soon as i heard that.

[@chucky2316]

I ate 4 whoppers and 2 big macs and ate a packet of 6 morrisons doughnuts and what what and what then I had a nasty 💩 2 days later

[@whatevermakesyouhappy5932]

Bet he’s got numerous Steven Seagal VHS tapes.

[@peterfitzpatrick7032]

.... and a gerbil 😏

[@jamaicanjock6305]

Hilarious 😆 belter

[@chrischatfield8550]

steven seagull yaYYYYYYYY🤣😂🙂

[@danielbisok8603]

VHS lmao.

[@GRAMDAVNO1]

BS tapes more like 😂

[@creekyknee]

You were lucky to get out of there with your life. That security guard is famous around Portland. In his mind he is known as the Portland Punisher, never ever go back there. You have been warned.

[@martinthornley237]

Portland punisher 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SuBxDon]

Howling 🤣🤣🤣

[@teamcuba2000]

Total BS! Nosey Bonk is scarier!

[@magnetmountain33]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh that’s brilliant yeah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@surgevincent4738]

Sounds like the sort of thing Gareth from the office would say

[@Benji66820]

I think there’s been a drone up there.

[@ikonuk]

@@Benji66820 brilliant 👏👏👏

[@markderv]

.....sounded like him too.....

[@adiohead]

🤣

[@Davidculshaw70]

Trained in the SAS

[@davidbarton5974]

Security Guard appears to have learning difficulties!

[@pinkypunky2643]

So does your mother and your kids!

[@1701-TP]

Does he? Comes across pretty well to me apart from the “I’ll floor you” bit.

[@Marius_vanderLubbe]

He nearly put me in a sleeper just listening to him.

[@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits]

Haha

[@stephenhoran7597]

Watch what your saying he's a frightening man

[@WeAreThePeople1690]

Couldn't put a toddler on the floor, what a wet wipe! Just admitted to commiting attempted murder on someone intoxicated through drink and or drugs too! Not very bright this one!

[@supermotohead119]

That security guard, bit of a bullshitter tbh. The only thing he could put to sleep is a glass eye.

[@markm3436]

Don't know about putting people to sleep, he could probably bore you to death,

[@factcheckersbranch]

Lies bloody lies my friend, I've seen him put a garden spider strumming and weaving it's web compulsivey, to sleep, with arachnid hypnosis spider therapy. 🕸️🕸️💤💤🕷️🕷️

[@mrjb7789]

Someone report that security guard to the police.. he’s just admitted attempted murder

[@sorkmine]

Yeah, but its likely pure bull.

[@mrjb7789]

@@sorkmine I know lol but it would shit him up to get questioned by the police I reckon, be funny

[@andymcnab2.0]

All security take liberty's on drunks, I bet that guards assaulted a few people when he was a Lego policeman.

[@joeaustin5901]

Or the SIA at least. He's not the full ticket him.

[@tecnogof]

Proud of himself putting a drunk guy, high on drugs in a sleeper. Methinks trying the same with someone that's not impaired would be a whole other challenge.

[@factcheckersbranch]

"Me Thinks" hey brother, are you a time traveller from the 18th century? As am I. I landed in this century many many moons ago betwix 2012 and Christmas last.

[@magnetmountain33]

Dangerous madman who would probably eviscerate you if this was dungeons and dragons😂

[@PINACI]

Security guard is talking absolute nonsense and is living in a dream world. He been watching too many action movies I think !

[@garyevans8116]

I thought that. But why make up stories like that. I don’t understand it.

[@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits]

@@garyevans8116 to make himself seem frightening I guess

[@garyevans8116]

@@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits Yes but he’s made himself look stupid Nobody thinks he’s tough he just made himself look stupid and he admitted to a crime Not tough. He’s Stupid.

[@paulc2007]

So he admits to nearly killing a guy then just throwing out onto the pavement and that’s not excessive?

[@H4WK6969]

Security isnt the brightest of bulbs

[@ef7480]

'lamps'... (sparky talk)😆

[@MrSlipstreem]

"I'm going to illegally assault and possibly kill you unless you fly where I can't see you." What a strange conversation that was!

[@prnothall9302]

...from a strange would-be pressure point assassin.

[@browndirtcowboy396]

I don’t know why he went to all that trouble with the drunk guy…. He put me to sleep just listening to the t@sser 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ajc0423]

Put you on the floor 🤣🤣 Got to love these security guards, great video 👍

[@teamcuba2000]

That "security" guy is an absolute dreamer. He can hardly create a sentence. Talks the talk but no way can he walk it pmsl.

[@chrisgwright80]

Gareth from The Office got a new job i see 😂

[@grahammarsh9970]

Billy bullshit

[@Ohjeffrey79]

Did he admit to attempted murder 🤯😂🤯😂

[@jamieb3039]

What a turnip that security chap was 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chucky2316]

123 then barrel roll we go on 3

[@Yawnymcsnore]

This guy couldn't put my nan on the floor

[@GavTatu]

that's not what i've heard about your nan ?

[@Barry80Elms]

Sorry but what a weird comment to make lol…

[@robbenson4598]

I bet this security guard goes home every night and tells his wife he has been working with the US Secret Service guarding the President.

[@ToddBurge-sh8iq]

That guy would not even put a piece of paper on the floor let alone another person 😂😂😂😂😂 just trying to act all hard for the camera Well done DJE Media loving the channel

[@bobikdylan]

I never judge a book by its cover, but I'll make an exception in his case.

[@user-vx4un9qd3l]

Omg I can't stop laughing at that security guard!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@hw4a1k]

Oh Jesus I bet he’s a weekend warrior in Wetherspoons!

[@john-de5vf]

The only pressure point he has pressed is his own belly button and that makes him fart 😂😂😂

[@nigelcarren]

Next time someone says they are going you put you on the floor, thank them, tell them you flattered but you are already in a relationship! This NEVER fails to de-escalate the situation!!! 🙈😁👍

[@davidgillespie8910]

Ooh your solid jason

[@jimwatson6833]

Security by day ...sleepers but stops before death by night

[@5150show]

The security guard puts his boyfriend on the floor every night

[@MJ88Owl]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my word you’ve just found a 24 carat walloper in the flesh 😂😂😂

[@markosmith8037]

I doubt Mr security guard is going to put anyone on the floor

[@scruffyalice-ff5pz]

Omg! Ninja trained Sia now😂

[@ef7480]

Ahh the false sense of 'security' of putting on the 'hi viz' when turning up for work - makes you invincible. This little guy is a psychologist's dream case...'seriously'

[@wilky33]

Sounds like he thinks he’s Bruce Lee 🤣🤣🤣

[@fitzpatrickken]

The large hangar with the folding doors was where I used to work when this site was a Royal Naval Air Station, back in 75/76!

[@saltymemesmith]

Legend has it the jiu-jitsu Security guard is so tough even his nightmares are scared of him.

[@d3vious119]

The security guard is a 2nd dan pink belt in kung fu and his favourite finishing move is the crippler cross-face. 😂

[@wickedmanrick2582]

Hes deffo watched marked for death before is shift😂😂😂

[@sharonlewis1909]

Absolutely hilarious when the security man rolled his sleeve up to be Mr tough and his sleeve rolled back down 😂😂😂😂 x

[@philbarrett3739]

It's incredible how you judge other people whilst having zero self awareness.

[@MegaDringy]

What bullshit from the security guard .. definitely the type of guy who’s always done one better than the next man

[@Steve-tp6to]

Full off shit that one...a legend in his own underpants.

[@UGQD]

Bless him😂😂 he’s a little special isn’t he 😂😂

[@user-vu3hz5lz9n]

The secondary grammar school I attended many years ago had a ‘stream’ for those who were either incapable of behaving or learning at the expected pace. These form classes were called ‘Remedial’ and were known by the rest of the Students as ‘The Rems’. The security guard in this video would have struggled to attain members of The REMs.

[@malcolmmason6770]

This security guard admits that he uses sleeper holds which are very dangerous so much duty of care.

[@ThunderChunky101]

Not dangerous at all. Far less dangerous than punching someone in the head.

[@RRose800]

Their entitlement is ridiculous.

[@dwwcanada]

I don't know why you even bother talking to anyone, you know you are allowed, I just do it. I take pictures ,video , with drone and hand cam, don't care what people say, asking them just agitates people and cause conflict

[@nigelwooldridge615]

Great vid again DJE the scrap stuff is all mouldings for different parts of the boats now weather they are current or obsolete dont know

[@Wigglythegreat2]

Security guard was going to use the Vulcan Nerve Grip on you if you didn't cooperate.

[@EssentialComment]

i can imagine him trying the famous Kirk katate chop first

[@Wigglythegreat2]

@@EssentialComment Haha

[@shivaunt71]

Softly spoken assassin! 😂

[@chucky2316]

Beware of the quiet man look at I.D.S

[@shivaunt71]

@@chucky2316 yeah, and look how long he lasted 😂

[@JAS0NPYATT]

that first security guy was ok to be fair just doing his job

[@djsiimz]

I am trained in pressure points what he just said is illegal there are certain pressure points that you cant use and that point he mentioned was one of them

[@davidgillespie8910]

Ha ha nae bother bruce 😄

[@djsiimz]

Hahaha 😂

[@sharonlewis1909]

Well I didn't know wish was selling security guards 😂😂😂

[@johnklockyer]

I heard he trains the UK Special forces in his spare time 😂

[@LastPinster]

Dude is tough because he beat up a drunk guy 🙄 And then 'threw him' , what a lovely bloke 😂

[@uptowndisco2]

Put you on the floor , he would have to catch you first 🤣

[@IExertio]

Mate your channel is like 1 big episode of Eastenders 😂 keep em comin

[@dianagraham8093]

Phil Mitchell security 😂

[@mclaren44]

comedy gold

[@Hec901]

Security guard is a wannabe gangster. Soft lad acting tough

[@ericsuper9723]

That guard was a trained killer 😂

[@DJEMEDIA]

He had a dodgy vibe haha

[@mikedalt3622]

The only weapon is himself proper whopper

[@Davidculshaw70]

Comedy gold

[@petermurphy8580]

Legend in his own lunch time

[@allywatt7964]

Bet he was on the balcony in the 80s as well 😂

[@bhambhole]

Well, that certainly isn't nice. You seem to always find the violent ones. Stay safe, DJE.

[@proper1254]

Security sounds like a bully to me...on the floor my arse 😂

[@csp3552]

Leave the poor security guard alone he's obviously been working deep undercover for the last 10 years, and you've now blown it.

[@Davidculshaw70]

Comedy gold

[@neilgaffney9232]

Claude Van Security Man lmao 🤭

[@jjohnnyr59]

Think the security guard is getting mixed up between unarmed combat and ankle nibbling 😂

[@barryabell5410]

Good ol' Chuck Norris as a security guard 🤣🤣🤣

[@prnothall9302]

I'd be interested to know what those two strange towers are on-site. They look like wind turbines of some sort, but were stationary even though it was reasonably windy. Maybe it was too windy. Anyone know what they are?

[@groovedodger]

I think most of those hulls and things in the yard are moulds they lay fibreglass onto to make parts.

[@Trctnctrl0ff888]

Great scenery 👌

[@vloggingjournalist]

Well done pal

[@Rockape2620]

You know with your build putting you to the floor would be the safest option for him.

[@charliemctruth]

He'll go far.

[@gavin1155]

😂😂 how do you manage to find so many of these people what total nutcase

[@Lewi_cali]

Jiu-jitsu john😂

[@cedricbottom2932]

He turned out to be a really great man

[@peterdavies9881]

Oh damn I missed you, love your videos buddy keep up the great work 👍 and if your ever down this way again give me a message and I can show you plenty of interesting places on portland

[@RSal847]

Not allowed 😂😂

[@Ernie.AKA.Britney-May]

The green things in the yard are actually the molds for making the hull and other components

[@johnrobertson1129]

Wow 😲 was he not spouting the biggest load of 💩💩 ever, well done DJE 🙏

[@muntenated]

'I'll put you on the floor...', my response ; 'Well, after you've tried, I hope for your sake your ground game is on point'.

[@Elezium]

How did he put the guy "in a sleeper"? Did he talk to him or something?

[@davemelville480]

This guys been watching to many action films in the security hut. What a plonker. 😂😂😂

[@atitnac598]

This bloke's a NINJA - talking about pressure points and sleeper holds.....DO NOT mess with him !! 🤣😂😂🙂 IT gets better !!😂🤣🤣🙂

[@tunez4uhickman997]

Put you on the floor 😂😂 with those stubs for arms?, I think not 😂

[@TheBeeryBoater]

“Not a long haul, Flight!” 😊 😊 😊

[@rob7726]

I do security and I have an SIA Badge but I know when I have done my part of the job which is advice and notify once I have done that what the people then do off site that's their business correct.

[@stephenhoran7597]

You were lucky you got out alive with rambo on duty😂😂😂

[@WanDerer-rr8co]

The green bits are plugs... Molds for the hulls of fibreglass boats and whatever other items.

[@maxpaynepower1]

You’re talking to Kong hong phooey!

[@woods19364]

He has just sacked himself LoL.

[@wrightcarl1181]

There was something intimidating about his calmness

[@Dan_B1980]

What a whopper 😂

[@CommanderStarblaster]

Hey DJE, 'do' you have a pilot's licence for your drone? Or do you not actually get in it and go for a fly about?

[@OurDearLeader]

Challenge accepted. Mon then😂

[@Davidculshaw70]

Computer says NO

[@PJ-wm9nq]

People just love to say "no".