DND Animated - The drow rogue who robbed the party blind (totally real)

[@Zedrinbot]

Small spoiler but I am a math nerd And that is what motivated me to animate this. Because the math in the text post drives me absolutely insane. So naturally to vent my frustrations I had to animate it in a condescending manner cause I'm cool and sexy. God please don't tell me that people actually think I'm animating a genuine DND story, please don't tell me media literacy is dead.

[@godricnecro]

In a mathematically correct world, it's a level 5 rogue with a 20 Dex, and expertise in Slight Of Hand. so +5 Dex mod, and +6 as prof is 3 and expertise adds prof twice, so a total of +11 making a nat 20 into 31, which though impressive, at most, and in an excessively generous move from a DM, the drow takes all the unequipped gear from ONE character. But more realistically, the rogue takes ONE thing from ONE character, or outright just wasted their first nat 20 on a thing that is Vetoed on sight because the GM is not dealing with that bullshit within the first 10 minutes of the fucking game.

[@godricnecro]

the robbing blind "story"... I think it's actually more of a D&D explanation of pickpocketing people in an elder scrolls game.

[@Zedrinbot]

I'm reminded of XP to 3's video of "Skyrim player tries DND for the first time"

[@alvaroperez2349]

It’s always the Nat 20…

[@biscuitboi3561]

Pov: You’re in a “being confidently wrong” contest but you’re opponent is a tumblr post

[@endarkculi]

And then the whole bus clapped.

[@hosatus2433]

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[@CyberVonCyberus]

What ? How could u/lovely_table977478's funny story on r/DnD be fake ? That is outrageous, I've paid 10 dollars to give him reddit gold !

[@GeritzMusic]

"Daddy's busy making up a text post for clout on the internet" XD

[@completelyferrouschemist6776]

Yeah, that's one of the most D&D stories of all time.

[@MrKodachii]

This is exactly why afterward the thief has horrible bad luck. It is your right to be a complete party a**head as much as it is the DMs right to curse all your food with unexplainable bouts of explosive diarrhea.

[@Zedrinbot]

nah the thief had no bad luck cause he never was actually playing

[@BovineDesigns]

he's literally me frfr. I'm gonna go make a podcast now.

[@ogre7699]

I still think that moment when my character stole a mayor's eyebrows whilst making direct eye contact with my character, somehow still tops this. Guy was staring me dead in the eye, and I took that man's eyebrows. My character, a gnome that lives inside of a chest that punches people in the dick, and occasionally gets mistaken for a mimic, now has a pair of eyebrows that he applies across the rim of the chest lid, right above where you'd see his eyes when the lid was slightly agape, just to convey whenever he was disgruntled. The mayor has yet to notice or at the very least, show discontent with this fact.

[@sharker5000]

Ok to be fair, this is actually pretty funny 😂

[@TysterTG]

I have never seen this post before but now that I'm aware of its existence I'm angry

[@Zedrinbot]

RAGE WITH ME, BROTHER

[@jtherealmccoy5309]

Typical DnD session

[@ZurichiVonVorst]

And this is why I like playing the Dumb Barbarian that has nothing in his or her inventory. Just my weapon in hand at ALL TIMES and maybe a water skin.

[@ViolacTrough]

Yep, Chex Out.

[@germanvisitor2]

A fuckload of notes *and* an animation. There must be something to this story.

[@Zedrinbot]

The something is I'm a petty bich

[@germanvisitor2]

@@Zedrinbot Hehe

[@VagabondTE]

Big head mode engaged

[@christopheredelweiss7724]

I'm SO glad i finished my coffee before watching this XD

[@8-random258]

Nat 20. You can never escape it

[@mechatrain150]

DAMN o_o that's some bandit tactics.

[@bradonbyrd8061]

Fantastic

[@NorthOfEarthAlex]

You don't double the skill check on a crit out of combat. You only double the damage dice IN combat. It's a 30.

[@TJCID22]

Shush, don't question it.

[@Zedrinbot]

You also don't add your whole dexterity score to your roll. And a 20 dexterity is a modifier of +5, not +4. And you also don't add your modifier of +4 AND double dip by also adding your total skill modifier (+6) like they did either.

[@Gaston-Melchiori]

Some stories are so good you don't care they are made up. Like Randy Feltface's story about Morgan XD

[@Zedrinbot]

But this story isn't good at all

[@Gaston-Melchiori]

@@Zedrinbot was a general statement :V. Isn't this a parody to make fun of "this totally actually happened and then everybody clapped" stories? xD

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

Imagine if this story is real and it's just a way for the players to get their characters killed and have an excuse to leave the worst DM ever's campaign. Like the drow rogue was a plant by the players to have an excuse to go into the dungeon naked and die. And the DM had no fucking idea and submitted this story completely blind to their own ineptitude.

[@Zedrinbot]

the plot thickens......

[@Skymoc4]

"Buck-naked"? I always thought it was "Butt-naked"!? My life is a lie, but at least Zedrin is a real one 😤

[@YAOMTC]

Both. Might be regional

[@FrosTehBurr]

I always say "Stark-naked" like the playboy billionaire philanthropist.

[@Bondanalloy]

It's too stupid to not have actually happened.

[@domlewis9259]

Dat Giga chin thou

[@Elegantfoxwasteland]

Hey quick question, do you take commissions for animated emotes for twitch? I have a ton of slots and I have zero idea where to look for that sort of stuff, but saw your bunny vid, it was awesome

[@ThadDePadua9928]

Uh, noice. ;-;

[@RTM_random]

👍lmao