DND The Unexpectables 120: The Lion the Wish and the Wartribe

[@gohan78g]

Its amazing to hear Monty accepting her heritage and embracing her culture

[@an8strengthkobold360]

Is there actually Canadians who talk like that? I may just not live far north enough but I've never heard it.

[@RoyalGhost-27]

@@an8strengthkobold360 if you have been in any rural area, the smaller towns in the prairies or way out east the accent is there. Maybe you just didnt notice maybe you havent travelled at all and like obviously they are playing it up but the accent absolutely exists

[@StateBlaze1989]

Out of all the ship pairings that have cropped up for the group this entire campaign, Hellina and Panic is the only one I've seen that could actually work and develop naturally. I do hope they hit up that concert after all this.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

StateBlaze1989 Team Hot Mess

[@StateBlaze1989]

@@mixmastertdawggyd Here is the thing with that pairing: the players of those characters are siblings. I don't think I should have to tell you just how awkward it would be to have to roleplay flirting with your sister. In-game, it could possibly work in some fashion. But out of game? There is no way either Taka or Monty would allow that to happen.

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

I’ve had to sit and watch enough cheesy hallmark movies with my mom to know romance when I see it. The real part when I realized there might be something there was that dance at the ball, which was romantic as heck. Even aside from that, Panic has been THE most influential person in her entire life, he’s the one who burned her, causing her to be left behind by her clergy, and the one who saved her from the streets, showing genuine compassion at her lowest point, and helped to build her back up. He’s probably even the one who inspired her to take up music. I still think that it would be great to see Leonel take the exact opposite trajectory, at his lowest point being captured, belittled, and thrown in jail by these heathens who he blames for ‘tainting’ helena, letting that stew while he rots in jail, perhaps escaping and becoming an antagonist until a final showdown with Panic and Helena showing how much they’ve grown and taking him down

[@kayokango]

Borky x Lily is still number one in my book. But yeah, Panic and Hellina is definitely up there and I'd love to see it happen. I just wish that Conner hadn't tainted Panic with all of those dumb and unnecessary sex-capades in the past. Poor Hellina is going to be getting sloppy fifths/sixths if they become an item. It's kind of sad really.

[@XxThunderflamexX]

@@kayokango You think Panic didn't mash nasties in Bard School?

[@fizzymentos191]

Start 25:09 | Break Start 1:22:34 | Break End 1:32:56

[@TheKboldlurker]

Literal time god

[@swytchblayd]

Needs to be pinned every time :c

[@pawemarzec5764]

you have my respect sir

[@CritScratch]

"Everyone has a six pack, Greckles. It's a fantasy world" I'm gonna remember this for a game later

[@americaroleplayer]

I am LIVING for Gaijin's commentary Panic: "Tell no one-" Gaijin: "Good start!" Panic: "Secret mission-" Gaijin: "Excellent continuation!"

[@mak3x7]

"YOU WERE HAVING AN UNDERWATER ADVENTURE WHILE I WAS BEING TORTURED"-Remmy 2020

[@tepheris8138]

This would have a lot more likes if it had been posted a few months earlier.

[@CulixIII]

@@tepheris8138 As would your own. But don't worry: archive-bingers can chip in here and there.

[@arcticbanana66]

20:49 - "Don't you eat this pie~!" Now _there's_ a reference I haven't heard in a _long_ time. 1:15:05 - "Mr. Enrobso, we thank you for your concern. Our current mission status is as follows: _HEEEEELLLLLLP!_ Addendum: _AAAHHHHH!_ Please respond at your earliest convenience."

[@athroughzdude]

Remy messaged the Merks saying not to follow, and before seeing the rest of the episode I'm really hoping they just spontaneously appear later like "You thought we were gonna miss out on this shit?!"

[@ScamMan93]

Dude that would be sick. At the very least I think Vlad would show up. Plus I want to know how the Merks weathered the dragon attack.

[@athroughzdude]

@@ScamMan93 I imagine Vlad went "COME AND GET ME YOU SONS OF BITCHES!" and pulled the Methane trick a lot.

[@tyberiuscarter5011]

@@athroughzdude I kinda feel like if Vlad noticed people were getting snatched he would probably try and put himself into a position where he would be grabbed too so he can either find the Sons of bitches that took his husband or wanna go out in a blaze & glory to see them on the other side

[@dejaypage1575]

Honestly it’d be cool for a “On your left” moment and a attack happens from the cat boi

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

after a wild time in the magical land of not-Canada, the gang discovers the grandmother of all orc tribes

[@OMartinez91]

I liked the lizardhoulds when they were described as having the bodies of pitbulls since I have a pittie myself, but their attitude is very pitbull-like only a bit dumber, which only makes it even cuter

[@juanpablomontalvo4715]

omar martinez Only a little bit dumber which is perfect. I love pitbulls but they’re brutish in the cutest way possible

[@OMartinez91]

@@juanpablomontalvo4715 mine is more clever than he looks

[@juanpablomontalvo4715]

omar martinez Mine isn’t. If my dog was human he’d be the biggest himbo

[@OMartinez91]

@@juanpablomontalvo4715 mine figured out how to unzip his dog bed in less than a month...

[@TheLegendaryTashy]

The "incident" with Greckles could have ended SUUUPER badly if he's said anything else lol

[@GrayNotGrey_]

YEAAAAH. Like, sure they didn't exactly get the best result but holy fuck, monkeys paw potentially

[@DrMDHyde]

TheLegendaryTashy I’m trying to think of something he could have said in context that would have been bad. I guess “I feel weird” but that doesn’t really make sense

[@ItsmeInternetStranger]

@@DrMDHyde "Borky, go to hell."

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Miyamoto Fan Oh gods! XD

[@minecrashinhard]

It could have broken the whole game

[@Zerpderp0]

1:09:20 Captain Doofensmiertz Garrison Incorporated

[@MrBluewolf77]

I love this and i can somehow hear this

[@Zerpderp0]

@@MrBluewolf77 you're welcome.

[@CritScratch]

A Birdman? 'puts on straw hat' GRECKLES THE BIRDMAN!?

[@Zerpderp0]

@@CritScratch Solly: Agent Greckles, we believe Stillhaviti is up to his old tricks again. We need to find out what he's planning and put a stop to it!

[@remnantsofkigol98]

Glad im not the only one

[@demo0831]

2:15:13 sad thing is Taka was right danger sense would infact give him advantage as the spell being casted would be inherently seen as any spell or trap would imply said concept to work on spells that are infact instantanious the spell was built to allow him to dodge that kind of attack though I understand why the group would think otherwise

[@onixrobot2031]

It’s being cast at his feet. And fireball is a small red bead that explodes. So dangerous sense, should have applied.

[@Deoxys_Used_Mimic]

Is… is Helena burning all of her spell slots *just* to talk to Panic? That’s so CUTE!

[@DragonFae16]

For people on galloping mounts, Task and Remi both talk as clearly as if they were just strolling along. I would have assumed it'd sound more like 'Task...we...need..to...ouch my touch"

[@hugoshen1410]

to be fair remmy is flying if anything he should be shouting.

[@johnmichaelbushman]

.......... how in the nine hells does Monty keep making these memorable NPCs?

[@DrMDHyde]

Juan Miguel Salcedo Accents, quirks. Pretty simple formula.

[@johnmichaelbushman]

@@DrMDHyde Yeah. Doesn't make it any less amazing though.

[@DashRendar]

I mean Captain Doof is Pumat Sol with a stronger rural Minnesota accent. This doesn't discount all of her OTHER amazing NPCs, but in regards to that particular NPC...I guess a better, less dickish way to answer your question is that she knows how to make an NPC with depth and knows how to play them in such a way that they feel unique and alive in their own rights, whether it's a character with a strong vision and genuinely unique personality/aspirations or whether she's choosing her random funny NPCs to have the right quirk to tickle the funny bone...like Pumat Sol with a stronger rural Minnesota/Canadian accent.

[@dragonsd3n245]

Man Lubso sounds like monty trying to do a Dogurd impression and I love it

[@timothyhardrick146]

2:16:22 "lost almost everything to the fire, except ol' snowball here"

[@XxThunderflamexX]

2:51:41 "Where's Log in all of this" He logged off.

[@joenathan3860]

Can't wait till Solly sees Greckles after this.

[@stoybenxi7395]

“ *Flexes* , I got you blue”

[@Fusrodog]

Please tell me Greckles now has a sudden +1 Charisma because of that wish, otherwise imma be mad.

[@MMDelta9]

1:59:51- things you never want to hear from your DM.

[@tykiahjames2277]

OMG I love this. Monty is using the same Wild Magic table I have been. I can't be any happier than I am right now.

[@RiddleLynx]

Where can I find this table? I need it for my players

[@tykiahjames2277]

@@RiddleLynx Magical Mishaps: 100 New Wild Magic Surges. It's free on DMsGuild

[@RiddleLynx]

@@tykiahjames2277 thanks man my players will both love and hate this you are awesome

[@samedwards3186]

Monty talking about the massive orc woman *trying to be intimidating and scary* Me and (probably) Panic: Jokes on you I’m into that shit ;)

[@novadselir1068]

Well I can't blame Monty because Nemesis is absolutely adorable and I legit could not stop laughing at the wild magic rolls.

[@tyberiuscarter5011]

She better watch out, i hear pyramid head is the jealous type

[@thegamingboss2314]

"couple'a adventurers came up to the watchtower the other day" damn Taka pulling out the Letterkenny jokes

[@stoybenxi7395]

Task: I want my thicc whitescale GF Darkus: pitter patter

[@daffodi1177]

Best DnD stream of them all!!!!!! Woo hoo!

[@lowrider993]

Lol the video literally stopped at the same time as when my treadmill burned out

[@KageRyuu6]

2:15:00 Borky saw the rune, so technically he should have gotten his Danger Sense, after all it's not like the fucking ten foot tall magic eating lizard was hiding.

[@badtimesallaround]

As Borky triggers the fireball last surprise intensifies.

[@agustinvillarreal7264]

Caught this episode live before even starting the series. Now I'm back here knowing everything that has happened, and looking forward to what comes next. Excellent campaign. Keep at it.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

*minor spoilers* Man, no wonder the dragons didn’t come this way the first time. They feared the might of the Canadian Mountie lion!

[@DrMDHyde]

Hfar Would have trapped them in maple syrup

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Dr. M Hyde Then made them into toppings for poutine

[@JHoxtell]

This was the first Unexpectables stream I watched live

[@tiredmrp]

Same!

[@Taulbs]

I hope you enjoyed it

[@chibigirl232]

First one of these for me to watch...and now I wait for all the voices they do for their shows.

[@Doople]

Hmm I'm kinda hoping Greckles gets a small permanent change. Not a stat change but maybe small comments or reoccurring jokes about being more handsome

[@Mire-Drive]

mentosKS his charisma is now +10

[@tepheris8138]

If that was the case he'd do well to multiclass into warlock.

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

OH MY GOD TASK IS DEAD!.... Now that I have your attention, would you like to hear about our Lord and Savior Oreyara? #Praise

[@DrMDHyde]

Dalton Bradshaw Oh Khorne Oreyara’s witness.

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

Dr. M Hyde Oil for the Oil God! Gears for the Gear Throne!

[@DrMDHyde]

Dalton Bradshaw ...Please piss off.

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

Dr. M Hyde no

[@stoybenxi7395]

The machine god, Oreyarasiah

[@Bysthedragon]

DO I HAVE A HORSE RIDING STORY! When I was 8 my mother took me and my 2 brothers horseback riding, for the most part it went pretty well all things considered seeing as I have never really rode a horse before...until the very end of the trail...we were coming back out of the forest path and the barn was in sight, apparently our guide's horse wanted to get back to the barn quickly and started running which startled all of the other horses and caused them to stampede but I didn't know that at the time and I thought I did something wrong and was really scared because this horse was running too fast and I didn't know if it was going to stop or keep running and then I would be lost and not know how to get back to my family. The road below me was all gravel but on the side of the road there was a fence and grass so I thought if I timed it right I could jump off the horse and roll onto the grass...but I hesitated to jump because I was scared of jumping into the fence and the horse flung me instead but my foot got caught on the foot loop so I fell off and broke my leg in the middle of the road while the other horses were still coming and just missed trampling me cause I learned from "The Lord of the Rings" that horses won't step on you if they know you are there so I was screaming as loud as I can so they wouldn't kill me.

[@Niko_620]

...wow

[@DJ_LilPaycheck]

2 in one week I'm not ready!!

[@XxThunderflamexX]

3:22:23 "Answer iss that I do not know. Sstopped counting ssomewhere around one hundred and sseven."

[@kielweiss3606]

Wait...thought this week was going to be a 1 shot bc someone was going to be mia. Think I confused this with role with me.

[@nebulousnoah3913]

Did I hear that right?! DRACO IS DOIN FREE COMMISSIONS?!?

[@buddyb3165]

Whenever they mention the mounts who else sees them as pallet sealed Great Jagrases?

[@backwater_j]

No lie, I literally had a horse lie down in the water almost crushing my leg, just to get me off. I feel your pain.

[@dragontamer602]

Start 25:00

[@ItsmeInternetStranger]

So does Greckles at least get a Charisma increase for looking fine now?

[@Blizz3112]

Nope, Charisma is a mental stat... :-P

[@masterrille]

Am i The only one Who Cant WAIT for The lizard hounds so see a squirrle?

[@infinitemind3719]

We need stats for these boys immediately. Also questions: Are these lizard hounds faster than regular horses? Can they be outfitted with warm clothing to combat weather?

[@Zerpderp0]

Definitely faster than horses

[@DrMDHyde]

NavySeal Cadetxx7 I’d be inclined to say faster than horses, but I can definitely say they have much be acceleration.

[@infinitemind3719]

Dr. M Hyde So do you guys think 60ft and 120ft if dash or 80ft and 160ft if dash?

[@Zerpderp0]

@@infinitemind3719 whatever is horses, double it plus 15ft

[@samjones7424]

25:09 start!

[@Zugzwane]

What wild magic table is Monty using?

[@ScamMan93]

Probably one she made up. My guess the same one she used when Zenrio was around.

[@g.n.dragon7862]

Captain Doof is Pumat Soul's (if that's how you spell it) distant cousin.

[@Taulbs]

There was a lot generosity shown from the fans here and that’s amazing

[@DrMDHyde]

Taulbs I just hope people aren’t giving to much.

[@Taulbs]

Yeah only give when you can afford it, I trust that other people understand that

[@georgewashington5958]

Which part are you guys referring to?

[@Taulbs]

George Washington I’m referring to all parts

[@laughingskull4362]

I feel really bad for greckles with that wish debacle

[@smpandlox]

Laughing Skull while I agree, it also could have gone worse

[@laughingskull4362]

@@smpandlox oh yeah definitely just wish the birb could've gotten his wings

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

I mean, at least he didn’t accidentally give away like Grog from Critical Role did. Luckiest drunk hobo in all of DND...

[@laughingskull4362]

@@hfar_in_the_sky oh good you reminded me man that was so infuriating and hilarious

[@KBzaz]

Truly the best use of a wish.

[@Mightymajin]

(To the tune of the Steven Universe theme) We're, The Unexpectables, We'll always save the day, And if you think we can't, Fuck you, we'll find a way, That's why the people of Alavast, Believe in, Panic, Broky, Task, Greckles, And Remy

[@Allantitan]

3:14:44 don't mess with the elderly they will kick your ass with ease XD

[@Kaptnkey]

Fucking loved that Monty python reference borky made

[@thunderheadedanno3434]

Don't make momma mad.

[@Braxmegaman]

Aw, yeah. This is the good shit right here...

[@lowrider993]

Idk about Zito or the rest of the world but i always use thu'um from skyrim for draconic, there's even an online translator

[@justahologram2230]

I still think some manner of time dragon is involved, maybe they're time kobolds and not silver

[@Delta-ef5uo]

If I recall correctly oreyara is the God of time so a time dragon wouldn't be necessary.

[@justahologram2230]

@@Delta-ef5uo except for the origin story of kobolds on this world is from the prime dragons of each type

[@Delta-ef5uo]

@@justahologram2230 according to the wiki mortal dragons, dragon born and kobolds come from the shed blood and scales of orthoc and insdroc. Neither of those two are gods of time, so I find it a bit unlikely that time dragons (and by extension, time kobolds) exist.

[@onixrobot2031]

The real name of the captain was B. Doof.

[@codeskhr4092]

36:30 its like zero to running in the nineties

[@RoyalGhost-27]

Oh lord what a waste of a wish spell LMAO fucking fantastic

[@thehellfirewolf13]

Don't think it was Wish. It was a random magic surge. I think the wording is, the next statement the target makes becomes true

[@ItsmeInternetStranger]

Can someone remind me what the mirror Task found is all about again?

[@Amine_Tr]

a scale of a dragon god. We're not sure if it's sentient or it shows visions, but supposedly it has answers.

[@sleekgeek6716]

YEEEEEEEE MY GIRL IS BACK

[@brandonneedsanap2937]

2:03:00 The Wish

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

OmegaTheWeeb Thank you zhir!

[@Aklaif]

You know it just dawned on me around the 2 hour mark. I think I caught part of this stream.

[@Kinan.Eldari]

oh wow. Having always downloaded these to the youtube app on my phone, I never saw how many views these actually get. I hope my YT premium gets you some bank, Curt!

[@cybardsands1362]

Awww that eye could have been fun

[@St0nk5]

fucken wild magic

[@TheTwentySevenClub]

I need the table that Monty is using

[@slimchelmi6940]

god damn it I love you zito

[@Blizz3112]

Rip Panic's horns...

[@patrickgarner1028]

I MADE IT IN TIME!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH

[@eduardodeleon4061]

Monty should use world anvil to make a campaign in alivast

[@EL-Nope]

Too late. In my game the Capt of a precinct in Harlem is a half orc.

[@Niko_620]

Curses this was uploaded only 5 days before my birthday

[@digunder14]

so when they were mounting up, was panic still super sized?

[@Azraleee]

Nah, it only lasted a minute.

[@AzraelMight]

I finally caught up can anybody tell me we’re to go to watch the streams

[@patrickgarner1028]

twitch.tv/takahata101

[@AzraelMight]

Patrick Garner at what times

[@corpralcobra420]

@@patrickgarner1028 unfortunately

[@auxFACTOR]

@@AzraelMight wednesdays around 8:30pm-9pm Central

[@AzraelMight]

auxFACTOR thank you pandemic

[@lenny_has_arived6679]

Oh Hai Dere!

[@corpralcobra420]

In before the start time link to skip taka screaming like a dingo

[@IrishKatana]

What are the names of their lizard hounds. I know panic’s one is named Judas

[@CallMeCatalin]

Ryan Largey Task’s is Echo.

[@masterrille]

Borcys is green

[@tepheris8138]

Greckles' is Hanzaki

[@frenchfrey65]

I REQUIRE ARTWORK OF DOOF!

[@tyberiuscarter5011]

Hey Bosco Taka and Connor are you guys excited for Wrestlemania? Do you have guesses on who you think is gonna win? Any big predictions?

[@mattdanc]

The idea of those vents triggers my trypophobia like wild

[@a_cynical_mad_man_vods]

First off oof I'm sorry, but I'm not going to lie, I'm super intrigued by what triggered that phobia, I personally have arachnophobia so I'm very intrigued by how you came to get that phobia, especially since I personally find small holes as fascinating and interesting patterns in nature or construction

[@mattdanc]

@@a_cynical_mad_man_vods I wish I knew what caused it 😂 I don't honestly know

[@a_cynical_mad_man_vods]

@@mattdanc hum fair enough, it is a subconscious and as by definition "irrational fear" so I suppose that makes sense that you can't explain it. I have a morbid curiosity myself and although I fear spiders immensely I have done so much research on them I have several reasons as to why I fear them but I suppose most people aren't as interested in learning about their fear as they are about avoiding them lol. Well thanks for responding anyways, I hope you still enjoyed the rest of the episode.

[@lowrider993]

01:37:56 you should ask lily instead borky

[@saiyanape6015]

The funny thing is Borky dont drink Coffee . wink,wink 🤗

[@auxFACTOR]

Ghost. Pepper. Tea.

[@digunder14]

is there a link to the wild magic surge table they are using?

[@itsyaboiChubbs]

I think its in the PHB or the DMG

[@Amine_Tr]

It's on unearthed arcana.

[@ManosApple]

Panic: "it's great to be me." Yeah, except for all of the general bad luck... and butt sex and STD's.

[@juanpablomontalvo4715]

ManosApple I mean cure curse spells and healing spells are a thing. She also ROOOOCKED a literal shape shifting crime boss with something crazy like a nat 19 plus a crazy performance check

[@Luigi_Mario_1997]

1:46:30

[@commandergs]

2:03:11 what a waste of a good spell...

[@DrMDHyde]

Taylor Bloom Well it’s a cantrip so whatever

[@Blizz3112]

@@DrMDHyde He means the wish, silly...

[@davidmacko6309]

I mean he didnt know

[@Shy__Idiot]

First

[@coucoman13]

FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS

[@SovereignVis]

This was part of that one quest they never took that said on it (NO FEMALES) isn't it? So, what would happen if the party had a female member?