DND The Unexpectables 26: A Straightforward Good Time

[@takahata101]

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[@icebat512]

takahata101 maybe it has something to do with the changeling child and the hat?

[@NintendoSquared]

takahata101 the echo is even here on the upload, it's whenever nadine speaks we hear her faintly in the background before she speaks as well as snake and sometimes others

[@J0NB11O6]

Hey be patient how about that? also Kaiser is the one that puts everything together not taka, it gets annoying to even ask them in the first place just be patient plz k thnx

[@J0NB11O6]

An echo kicks in sometimes but like sometimes you can hear the echo before someone talks. so say zito says "FUCK" you can hear that 1 second before he says it. but that's sometimes it stopped when you were talking about the echo. i'll finish the rest of the episode and like note what time they happen, I don't know why theyre doing it but its not to annoying, like its not a disturbance to this amazing D&D session, love you Curtis

[@ryanmccann8895]

The google play link isn't working for me. Maybe it works on mobile though?

[@dmore454]

1:52:15 upon hearing the Goliath's name, it is at this point that Panic realizes - for the second time in this campaign - he is going to ride the lightning

[@DrMDHyde]

dmore454 RIDE THE LIGHTING XD, Tddc?

[@Starlitsoul0359]

Gotta say. Zeus is absolutely the best. Also. Roll a con save.

[@pugpugsly2829]

This deserve more likes

[@takutheotaku]

helga once won a game of poker with a joker and a blank card, no one can out bluff helga Helga once brought home a duck for tai to cook when she stepped outside and said "come here" no one dares disobey Helga someone once used magic missile on Helga, she looked at the spell and it missed, it wasn't brave enough to hit her Helga managed to persuade someone with a nat1, it was a critical success Helga once met a dragon bent on ruling the world, she ate good for a year the gods can on water, Helga can swim on land Helga was in a dark cave and asked for light, auron gave her light, no one disappoints Helga Helga gives stillhavity nightmares

[@wolfmantheimpaler]

taku the otaku Chuck Norris looks under his bed in fear of Helga

[@Makekith3697]

Once Helga met with Orun in his plain. He prayed to her to give him strength.

[@alexblaze8650]

Yet Tiengo beat her

[@wolfmantheimpaler]

Alex Blaze That's because Tiengo is the Bruce Lee to Helga's Chuck Norris

[@dustinmurphy7308]

She gave birth to Chuck Norris, then immediately began to train him

[@silly_billy1459]

I'd like to believe that Panic didn't actually do anything with the escorts, he just cried and talked about his mom while they slowly pat his head.

[@bradleyhampton8453]

and yet he still roll a nat 20 and now they are all madly in love with him

[@silly_billy1459]

Honestly, would we really want it any other way?

[@relic5752]

Bradley Hampton Lys' mask seems very judgemental Panic: "I'm trying my best to turn it off, ok?!"

[@Mr.2Dirty]

Richard Brain like that scene from the second Harold and Kumar movie?

[@SolrSurfr3]

And fed him grapes

[@takahata101]

Apologies for the echo issue. i hope it did not effect your enjoyment of the show. This issue will be fixed by next weeks episode. Again, apologies and thank you for supporting the show regardless of all my novice tech issues.

[@sirShotgunnery]

takahata101 You, and all the unexpectables made me laugh and be happy for hours even after the show ended. Technical issues have no chance to taint that. Thank you Unexpectables

[@maxdunn1989]

The echo is so faint don't worry about it. I don't understand why people complain about it.

[@mistermisfit5111]

this is the first and best dnd campaign I've ever listened to and had an honor to listen to, as long as you guys keep making such quality stuff makes me happy

[@haloxmas]

Your fine because tech issues happen all the time. You could say it was UNEXPECTED!

[@joedd215]

takahata101 it's not echo, it's digital cutout, like the microphone jack or the port it plugs into isn't making good contact and you occasionally get the "going out of cellphone range" effect. And while you were saying it was coming from Senile snake, it was actually MontyGlu act the time. I know this is your sister's chance to shine and you want everything to be perfect, but maybe smoke a bowl and be a little more low-key about it. The stress you put on yourself over this isn't healthy.

[@maaxorus]

You know, Panic's actions strongly lead me to believe that there is at least one succubus or incubus in his lineage...

[@AzraelMight]

Määxorus Most treiflings are related to succubi

[@TheRezro]

@@AzraelMight Yes, but he act like one.

[@buddyb3165]

It wouldn't be to surprising Exhibit A. He's a Tiefling Exhibit B. He's a College of Glamor Bard Exhibit C. Has a racial ability that causes large pointed objects to extend from his body

[@tl1326]

Brandon Boon you sold me on exhibit C, should’ve put that in the beginning

[@darkvizardking69]

Not gonna lie, Panic legit pulled a mollymauk. Truly long may he reign indeed.

[@grandarkfang_1482]

The second half of this session was the most intimidating and unnerving that I've seen so far. The way that the tension and horrifying mystery slowly sets in is amazing. Taka, your sister does great work. I'll pray for you guys for next session.

[@android19willpwn]

Oh man, the concept of the Stand [STRAIGHT-FORWARD GOOD TIME] is just too good. It works so well. Also Monty stepping in with that 4-escort-limit save was pretty good. I have no doubt that was a rule created on the spot.

[@l33tster]

Yeah straight-forward good time was hysterical The limit made sense for sure. Given the entry/spa price I was surprised the escorts were so cheap, but then again I have no idea how this works as I've never once played DnD

[@paradocks23]

I really want Probait to be an in-game deity of wealth.

[@thatchstringfellow1432]

Who says Tai Borpington isn't secretly a diety?

[@joedd215]

Pr0bait = Ben

[@AdvyDeven]

Legit. Probait needs to be canonized as the God of wealth. Monty can do it, and I feel like she must.

[@joshlee7449]

An Advocate For Manga tai borpington is probait

[@WildDragonSong]

Helga: "The world is unrelenting. So am I." Me: *Those are very wise words!* I liked her since she first arrived and am impressed from how she snapped a Giant's neck and punch a Dragon in the face.

[@an8strengthkobold360]

Also she turned the dragon teeth into a necklace. They are super valuable.

[@Lastofthesigilites]

We teach our children to have a tougher skin but we never realize maybe the world needs some gentler hands too.

[@derianardor]

Actually it’s NOT an echo it’s future speak lol

[@WarDrageon]

It even was at the end of the last episode. I think its on Borkys end.

[@TheRezro]

@@WarDrageon I think it is internal issue.

[@johnsonbaroncaveler6634]

You mean PAST speak?

[@00boeddi40]

Yeah, I noticed it also a few episodes (I believe episode 24) ago it was a little irritating. And as Borky was the only one who hasn't had this "future echo".

[@tl1326]

Johnson Baron Caveler i don’t get it

[@joedd215]

Helga: You're gonna let a criminal stay here? *Blinks* Um...have you met us?! We hid Solly from Paladins who wanted her dead. we made friends with a necromancer. We hire child labor that can't even read. Our standards really aren't that high

[@kurosakikun96]

To be fair the "child labour" is legal by Alivast age restrictions, and she is working there to learn to read, wouldn't include that on the list, and I'm not entirely sure that Helga knows about Mel

[@joedd215]

kurosakikun96 to be completely fair, I know that and it was a completely tongue in cheek way of tieing together the idea that the group is perfectly capable of determining for themselves if a person is "good" or worthy of their help independently of the perspective of a governing body...even one they're supposed to be working for

[@TheRezro]

@@joedd215 I think she only ask for clarification, as until now they were usually seem with the police.

[@joedd215]

@@TheRezro she's trying to Save/sell the lawful good brand despite the fact the gang has already gone to jail even at this point in the story

[@TheRezro]

@@joedd215 To be honest it wasn't common knowledge. She probably didn't know about that.

[@mrxstatik7904]

Zeus showed panic his lightning bolt

[@dualblade14]

Twan Bijpost HEYO!

[@yojimarusilverfang]

Twan Bijpost I guess you could say that Panic was.... THUNDERSTRUCK!

[@mrxstatik7904]

yojimarusilverfang that comment was electric

[@kyoukotsukino6322]

He was filled with shock and ow.

[@TheLangenator]

The 1st KajiKage He said he had Zeus feeding him grapes the whole time

[@BOOXMOWO]

I feel like once Tiengo showed up it became neither Straightforward nor a Good Time.

[@Sentient_Potato-]

tiengo is intimidating as fuck

[@qwist577]

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[@qwist577]

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[@davidmacko6309]

He can beat helga a lvl 9 monk hand to hand no weapons that means he SPOOKY AS HECK

[@Starlitsoul0359]

@@davidmacko6309 absolutely. I’m convinced Helga was holding back though.

[@FuriousGorge]

The candles were burning extra dim at the end there. >Tiengo has a reputation for killing without rhyme reason just because he can >two party members made him look like a punk in public and got off scott-free "Why would he do this? He seems like such a reasonable guy!"

[@VeenanNorvius]

Dont forget that there is atleast week between in each session, things will be forgotten from time to time, they arent going to write down everything they do and say

[@dualblade14]

Whoo! Consistency! Borky has a type! It's also nice to see Task's character development is sticking... And then being friends. That was also nice.

[@josephperez2004]

Well, Borky did say he has a thing for elves back around Episode 8.

[@dualblade14]

Joseph Perez why I brought up the consistency. I was thinking for sure that, as a joke, Taka would choose the construct. Thought he had forgotten he brought up Borky's type.

[@obliviousnaga2633]

23:00 ....rub out some tension I died laughing. This is why I love this stream

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

This is like the "Golden Saucer" mixed with the "Honeybee Hotel" from Final Fantasy 7.

[@IdioticUlt1mara]

There is not an echo issue. You can hear Monty's voice very faintly before you hear her. There is some sort of delay on your end Taka. Sometimes you reply to Monty before she even finishes

[@RoyalGhost-27]

Yeah he even had a moment where he shouted nat 20 before the screen showed it

[@Starlitsoul0359]

Yup, it’s like a reverse echo

[@lukeamparo6586]

We can hear the future !

[@Marnige]

Oh yes. There is definitely a delay. Whener they shout 'sync', i think they were supposed to say 'sync' together. But we clearly hear an insane delay. There was an episode where gaijin told taka to shut up randomly. I thought it was uncalled for until I realised that taka had interrupted him but the delay made it not apparant.

[@RhysClark97]

1:47:20 legitimately prefer a night in with a bucket of wings to what panic and greckles are doing lol

[@Yoseqlo1]

Nope, nobody want it to turn into F.A.T.A.L.

[@SolrSurfr3]

Two hundred chicken wings. Two. Hundred. :'D

[@FuriousGorge]

@@Yoseqlo1 With how many times Panic has been penetrated it already may as well be.

[@dan3mon]

Dear everyone at the unexpectables I want to thank you all for the solid work you put into this show as it has kept me sane while being stuck in hospital I seemed to roll a natural one during dinner and the big dm in the sky decided my gall bladder had to explode three days on a drip and a week stuck at home unable to move was plenty of time to catch up on all the episodes thank you all from the bottom of my heart keep up the good work

[@bulletmonkeyxp]

As a resident of Missouri, i can confirm that the weather goes from: huh. To: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@hunterskidmore1672]

Indeed

[@mr.leeleeleee7153]

I can relate with the weather.

[@plaguebringer8058]

Where did he come from, where did he go? Where did he come from, Tiengo.

[@matthewholbrook2285]

De de de de dai dai do!

[@zayadavis8305]

Honestly tiengo probably want something important think about it He could of easily just forced himself in and fought everyone if he really wanted them dead but he just left calling cards in the form of dead animals which was probably in his words "bring yo asses down here I got something for you to do"

[@D4WN0FF1R3]

this was by far the funniest episode so far. Capped off by a really scary heavy hitting "mystery" that even I'm confused about.

[@austinpolster4085]

Love how nocholant and casual hasrad's "bye" sounded

[@zayadavis8305]

Wholesome af ep Sex Jokes And possibly a love interest for borky ...possibly Tiengo basically showing himself to be top dog (which I knew all along but for Helga to flat out say it how she did is fucking crazy)

[@darrenhenley2258]

I'm dying! Thank you for the early post. I look forward to hearing this each week, but I can't say how happy this made me today.

[@Ablankname]

So, in the romancion, romansion(?), there are many masseuses, and probably multiple singers and so many staff. And each singer (probably) has another job, and this one has a gig singing opera, and the opera already has a cast and base story set up... Why is all of this fleshed out? Who thinks to plan these things?

[@kurosakikun96]

Well Borky has shown interest in the place ever since it was mentioned, I would imagine a good DM would prepare a scenario that the characters go there even if the intention was just to make it a recurring joke

[@EclipsisTenebris]

a good DM ^^

[@kyoukotsukino6322]

If a DM didn't map out and NPC the crap out of every place the players could get into (and those they couldn't possibly get into) then they should ASAP. D&D doesn't really go the Telltale Games way on "choices" the characters can make. A DM has to be ready for the derailing and have ways to let the players have their fun while still making sure they don't stray off too far from the provided plot. A good example of a "wasn't ready for it" DM is the Darths And Droids webcomic. That one DM just can't get players to follow his plot.

[@CamiBearZ]

Panic's "session" is just him crying in Zeus's arms while the other escorts watch.

[@AmazingAutist]

Finally finished watching the whole thing. *SPOILER* Task and Greckles were the only ones that dared to challenge him. Task attempted to hold his gaze when he tried to intimidate him, and Greckels slapped his hand away. I guess his self esteem is so fragile that that drives him to murder.

[@bradleyhampton8453]

Task also was caught trying to sneak past him and told him he was acting like an infant.

[@jefferycrouse4652]

Yeah but at the same time, Averyman sees them as at least potential allies. Tiengo seems to be her choice weapon, going after two people for something that small seems ridiculous for a crime boss' right hand. Unless Averyman disappeared without telling anyone and Tiengo wants them to look for her.

[@deathhorse10]

2:55 Gaijin... Texas like to go through ALL 4 seasons in either a day or a week. It keeps your immune system on its toes.

[@thehellfirewolf13]

deathhorse10 Northwest Indiana too. We had snow on the ground in fucking April this year.

[@davidspring4003]

Borky: don't worry. I won't offer him the tavern for a gold. Later, still Borky. "He got me, guys. He offered me two gold."

[@twanbijpost9050]

I'm so happy with the YT archive, since the stream is from 4 am to 7 am on a thursday in the netherlands, making catching it live damn near impossible

[@QuestionableFriend]

First - OMG I love you guys! I only just found this in the last week and have been binge listening/watching on YT and Google Play. The story has been the most an amazing rollercoaster of emotion and CRAZY rolls! ^_^ Monty - Be a DM forever. You're amazing! Voices, storyline, all of it. But the Romansion, by far, is the best story ever. As a Massage therapist, Straightforward Good Time is totally my favorite. I laughed til I cried. ^_^ Panic - Surprise me... but No Dwarves. Love it! Task - Beers, Wings, and a Spa Date... most unwound Task to date! Greckles - I was unaware that the Birbs are so wild! Almost thought you and Panic would get a room together ;) Taka - Borky is the inspiration and guiding light for my new Ork army in Warhammer 40K He's going to be my Boss! Waaaaaaah!!! ^_^ Working my way through until I can watch live on twitch ^_^

[@CallMeCatalin]

Nurgle has touched the cast, now Warhammer is spreading into Alivast. I blame the were-rat/skaven in the sewer.

[@zayadavis8305]

Kioshi The Cat they are after borky cheese company!

[@jonathanwillis2615]

Kioshi The Cat To be honest I think it might be Nurgle and Slaanesh in equal measure

[@kyoukotsukino6322]

10:54 in case you want to avoid the irrelevant parts and get straight to the actual session. You're welcome.

[@josephperez2004]

Well, I was glad to hear that Zito was feeling better and news on the TFS at the Table session, but fair enough.

[@gaslight8879]

Panic rode the lightning in this episode

[@Frantruck]

Based on Helga realising that there may be more disguises at work, I'm assuming that the group was framed and Tiengo didn't bother to look to deeply into what happened before acting.

[@avoidinhabitant5414]

"My name is 'The Straightforward Good Time'." I just laughed like an idiot for 5 minutes.

[@dualblade14]

Side note. Greckles, the only reason Brorc is pissed at you guys is the shit that happened with Solly and the Sun Nazis. And heeey. That thing. Near the end? Yeah, a certain promise was broken. A drunken and very sentimental promise.

[@mrxstatik7904]

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[@dualblade14]

The 1st KajiKage Helga pointed it out. Pretty sure this has something to do with the hat. The one they promised to "return" to Averyman.

[@Boom-fs2ny]

Db14 they didn’t steal the hat they got it off the hag

[@bradleyhampton8453]

That might be enough to get Tiengo after Greckles maybe. But Tusk? it must be a case of mistaken Identity.

[@Sentient_Potato-]

what promise was broken?

[@TraciPeteyforlife]

I love how Borky and Task's trip to the bar area in the Romanansion is what moved the plot forward. It got the boys some easy gold and they meet a Storm Giant. It also helped Panic meet Scarlet. Which lead to meeting the Pigeon Mancer.

[@DuoSanguis]

Monty summarized seasons in Canada pretty well. But I would go like this: -Holy shit why is it so Hot and humid -Fall -Holy Fuck its so cold i think my blood is freezing -Gridlock season cuz fuck construction

[@InternetsDadGaming]

Xenau lite I have trouble believing Canada ever gets hot

[@InternetsDadGaming]

Last year we reached 97 F/36.6 C where I live. That's hot.

[@DuoSanguis]

Summer days in Quebec can reach 40'C with the right conditions, it gets real humid during July and the first weeks of August, it gets rough. Continental weather is a bitch. And then during winter you can get -40'C in the depths of January, so yeah fuck the weather in Canada. Although it did mellow(?) out what with global warming, but its still all over the place...

[@InternetsDadGaming]

Xenau lite -40!?! -10 is the lowest we got last year and that's everyone in like 4 layers by fireplaces telling nature to fuck off.

[@DuoSanguis]

Ha! -10'C is a nice and comfortable winter day for us.

[@SoulSyth]

Ok guys... i know not many people are asking for it,but i really want Scarbles' story arc. Like i need to know about this cool goblin

[@al-xks]

We can be certain tiengo isn’t working on the behests of Mr Cuddles sInce Borky wasn’t in that “effigy”

[@TheLegendaryTashy]

I wish I had a ProBait to fund my life 😂

[@DracoMagnius]

We all need a Pr0Bait in our lives.

[@paradocks23]

Draco Magnius Everyone needs a Bit-Daddy.

[@RedMakutaX]

Minnesota winters go from OK to freezing to ULTRA-ANTARCTIC!!!!!!!!!

[@davefen7662]

Mercer can try as hard a he wants, but The Unexpectables and Natural Wonders will always be the greatest DnD shows on youtube and twitch! Monty, Zito, your both amazing story tellers and brilliant world builder!

[@EpicBob123]

I can't, I'm going to die. I cannot breathe, the fucking spend-off between Greckles and Panic. This is gold. I made the mistake of watching this episode in a library.

[@AshBlossomWorshiper]

This was my favorite episode of D&D ever. I've never encountered a mini arc as wholesome as the romansion in any campaign ever

[@Blind_Dragoon]

This uploaded just as my alarm went off. Lets fucking go

[@smpandlox]

I’ve been listening while doing work, and it’s hard to hold in the laughter of this episode and not look insane

[@daverboy]

Listening to this episode about a month after the Sears I worked at shut down XD (also, listening to this during the last week of manual labor and clearing out the building was the best part of my job in a long time)

[@NegaHumanX]

I'm always amazed at how engaging this is. You would think a 3 hour session of people talking about stuff characters are doing in their heads would get boring but here I am on episode 26 trying to figure out what the answer to the newest mystery is going to be while at the edge of my seat with tension.

[@bob2theboney]

I wonder if they ever fix the echo...

[@Raziel_Hijikata]

Time for the masseuses come out then its just Helga cracking her knuckles "I had to get second job" lols

[@narumaki09]

Helga just drags borky into the massage room by the leg while he claws at the floor and door frame, all the while he screams no want over and over.

[@mrnatetastic8714]

*Qeue King Kai's voice when they talk to Hasrad* NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

[@scottcampbell9859]

Being a massage therapist......this is the best episode yet....I can't stop laughing!!

[@fmcypher4823]

Cassowaries are fucking grim reapers I don't care that Tiengo kicked Helga's ass or that he ripped a guy in half, but if he killed a cassowary he is one hard fucker

[@doubledamn2599]

With Borky saying he's over his little fear problem, I really want him to become best friends with an Arachnomancer at some point.

[@doubledamn2599]

Yeah, but I was thinking they become friends, then it's a Surprise! Spiders! moment.

[@l33tster]

5:20 wtf that Snake impression was spot on

[@AmazingAutist]

YT archive confirms echo

[@theonefreeman42]

Nice profile pic

[@ayrshark9314]

You guys really should start writing down any promises and plans you make. After everything that has happened it might be a really good idea.

[@TeapartyWithTibbers]

Love how they read Primeval Awareness and 3 to 5 minutes later conveniently forget that it can only tell you that the creature you're looking for is within range of the ability after confirming that it does not lead you to said creature or tell you how many are present, I know this is a Homebrew game and what not but within the 2 times Zito has used the ability it has been both acknowledged and ignored just for the sake of plot

[@Marnige]

Acknowledged? I'm pretty sure it's a honest mistake.

[@Stolenbyfriend]

the one possibility that they did not discuss or think about at the end there.. and yes this WILL Be Spoilers for those who haven't watched the episode yet.. you have been warned.. anyway.. the one possibility that they didn't discuss was what if Tiango (Probably spelled that wrong) Nailed those two animals to the door not to say he's coming after those two.. but is instead warning them that they are the ones being targeted by someone else.. and he did it in the cover of night because Everyman told him to stay away so he didn't want his boss/lover to find out he'd been there.. or perhaps was ordered to warn the unexpectables by Everyman if he found out about any plots against them..

[@silly_billy1459]

Yeah, I'm trying to think along those lines as well. Why would Tiengo nail those animals to the wall if he wanted to kill them? It seems odd to warn the one you want to kill that you are coming for them, unless Tiengo is just that confident (which is honestly pretty likely). Also, considering that Task and Greckles are the only ones who look like animals, he may have just chosen the salamander and the bird to signal the whole group rather than show beef with just those two. I mean, there might be a way to signal Borky and Panic (like maybe an axe and a guitar), but he probably chose something easy to nail down (for him at least). Then again, Haasrad's note said that the tavern is marked for death, and he only sought refuge to get away from Tiengo, so it makes sense that he would blow that pop-sickle stand if Tiengo wants blood. There's also the fact that Helga brought up the changeling hat, so it might not bethe Unexpectables, but someone posing as them, leaving the question of who would do that? Either way, it does look like they are being targeted by somebody.

[@Stolenbyfriend]

See one of the things is.. that Task got a small bit of word from his investigators.. and then nothing.. its entirely possible that they were captured and tortured into telling who hired them.. this would put a target on Task's back so the Dragonborn could be coming after him for this.. as for Greckles he too has a Target on his own back from his homeland if someone discovered his origins as the prince of the realm and all then assassins would be sent to kill him lest he take the throne back.. aside from that.. Greckles does have the changeling hat.. So Everyman could be after him for this.. but I think Everyman simply heard that their child was kidnapped by the hags and went down to kill them all and get him back and that is why they are out of town..

[@valdemartomlinson]

Monty please a skeleton npc

[@JarakieVT]

I will say that explaining of Missouri weather is very accurate

[@JapaneseRandomHeroez]

Yeah perfectly describes Arkansas too

[@derianardor]

Feel bad for take. The echo is there sounds like someone’s got a tv in the background. I can see why he couldn’t hear it though hope chat didn’t drive home nuts over it it’s easily ignorable

[@shizucheese]

Yeah, it's really faint but it's definitely there and definitely someone's mic audio, and it's actually ahead of the audio we can actually hear clearly, and by a good couple of seconds (you can hear someone say like...3+ words before we actually hear them say it on the main audio). This is also the second episode where it's been a thing, and while it might be "easily ignorable" for some, it can be really distracting for others so hopefully they can troubleshoot it and get it sorted out by next week...

[@fmcypher4823]

First Name: The Straight Foward Good Time Last Name: TM

[@Vulpsune]

This was uploaded quick! Thanks for the roleplay guys, another awesome one.

[@crimsongamer2337]

OML I died laughing at the "Straight Forward Good Time"

[@SoulSyth]

Scarbles needs a quest! Yo! I need to know her deep storyline.

[@Bellriver1]

The biggest reason I can imagine as to why the guys would be marked for death is for not telling Everyman about the changeling baby they encountered on the way back...but for the only targets to be Greckles and Task doesn't make much sense in correlation to that...

[@Sentient_Potato-]

i dont think averyman would put a hit on them for not telling them about a baby averyman probably already knows of the babies existance but chose to leave it be. and im also confused as to why tiengo targets only greckels and task

[@Mackinz92]

Um... why would Averyman put a hit on them for something that they hadn't had time to do? They had literally just gotten back in town last session - we're talking hours in character. And aside from that, how would Averyman know that they had rescued the child? And why would it target them? They kept it safe, they propagated its race. Even putting aside the ridiculously quick timing, Averyman has no reason to put a hit out on them on regards to the baby changeling.

[@bradleyhampton8453]

I don't think Averyman is the one who put the Hit on them. The group was in his good graces and even if they wronged her inadvertently, Averyman would probably send a more detailed warning before resorting to straight up murder. Averyman said it themselves their only priority is survival ordering the execution of everyone who angers you as a good way of alerting the local authorities and putting a massive target on yourself.

[@tahiramarcano6206]

I love their impressions of each other's characters

[@Slu5h3]

a brothel spa love hotel... YES

[@celesdiamon8421]

That progression: Luck < Dumb Luck < Gambling

[@thomasrowlands6106]

I picture grekeils as jackie chan in the room with the women tiger and borky at the door as chris tucker going thats my boi bite that thing ahhgugugh.

[@heliospyrus1941]

Seeing as my name is also Austin when ever they say “sorry Austin” I naturally say it’s ok then realize what I just did and laugh to myself

[@jasonulloa]

53:18 I spent way too much time in the FF7 Gold Saucer to not recognize that song immediately, Taka.

[@vincentchartier5895]

Wish Broky would play the piano solo from School by Supertramp. Can we have make it happen?

[@jonathanphone6419]

I haven't been in a Sears since I was very young but wasn't it a tool store? I only remember ever seeing tools and lawnmowers for sale at the one my dad used to take me too.

[@Vyebrows]

DND The Unexpectables 26: In-To-Lewd

[@dudejoe24]

This maybe the greatest episode ever, Thank you Monty.

[@med2vigilante]

Ophelia, the brothel lady. Godammit Nadine...

[@relic5752]

Got herself to a nunnery

[@manueltoney7702]

What if hasrad just walks out one day, sees two giant chickens and go like. "OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

[@doubledamn2599]

Probait - The King of Disposable Income!

[@ShadowMikku]

I feel like Monty is gonna make them party wipe of a laughing fit before anything else. god damn, XD

[@mistermisfit5111]

one thing, where could I see the fanart of the unexpectabled if anyone could tell or link me, that'd be sweet

[@josephperez2004]

Try the Unexpectables Twitter. plenty of art there.

[@triforceadm7345]

Senile Snake is in my home state? Aw hells yeah

[@OmniGSage]

We do have Lush stores in the states too, mostly in the larger cities.

[@jwilson1687]

So am I the only one that thinks these birds are going to be the final plot point? Like those are the pieces of Lys and they need to bring them back together to stop certain doom.... Or something.... They HAVE to mean something at this point, or its the biggest build up for the harshest downfall, making everyone think the birds mean something and they don't.

[@dudejoe24]

Lys said cripples is not a part of him but it is weird that there is so many of them now?

[@nightdrivenen7909]

That and either it be a joke or actually canon, Gripples did say that one of them was his "brother" so they very well could be linked in some way - we will find out eventually. Or it is all just one big Role Play gimmick that leads to nothing but shenanigans.

[@alexanderhall9625]

Its years late watching this but man I was surprised they didn't think someone was impersonating either them or tiengo

[@dejaypage1575]

What’s the Robot’s name?

[@WarlockofThorns]

Yes Taka knows LUSH! I love that store!

[@thompolamar8076]

what does probait do for a living that he can just do what he does with bits?

[@bradleyhampton8453]

I was not expecting Greckles to be the one to go to the Third floor. I kind of figured Panic would, he's always been the flirty type, and I've expected Borky to go out of ignorance and curiosity.

[@med2vigilante]

Bradley Hampton I mean there was that time Panic found him jerkin his gerkin in his room. And just acted like an understanding dad and left.

[@KeevaTheFirstRival]

Wat? When did that happen?

[@mrxstatik7904]

Were task and greckles the ones who told the mom about averyman and the kid being a changeling?

[@dualblade14]

The 1st KajiKage you mean Panic?

[@mrxstatik7904]

no, i mean the changeling baby's real mom lol. If so that could be why averyman is angry and wants them dead

[@dualblade14]

The 1st KajiKage No, I mean Panic being the one to tell her. At least he told her in detail about how Averyman probably didn't want to hurt her.

[@mrxstatik7904]

Db14 oh, yeah. I was asking who told her cuz i didnt remember

[@TheLegendaryTashy]

They never mentioned Averyman's name

[@insomniacwriter6613]

God of gambling and dumb luck - MVG X3

[@Neforax]

Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction

[@Redflametrow]

Last 15 minutes *spoilers*. There are a few options here. Tiengo could be mad at them. Whether Averyman recalled giving the order to leave them alone or not is important as he was very drunk. Then if the order was just for Panic or the collective group, that would matter. Then the other factor is how much that order covered. Averyman may or may not have fully understood them slipping in last time as he was drunk. Just touching the hats or something may have been bad. It's also Tiengo's job to provide security so he may have been punished for letting them through and if he doesn't have to not kill them, it may be a matter of honor. Really he could just be challenging them to a duel which could be legal in lieu of an assassination or random assault. The Averyman could be mad. They messed with the Orun Clergy which messed up the town. They hid Sully which may have been an issue. Averyman could even have been mad about Lys being dead and connected the dots. It is Averyman's city and they're a founding member. So they could have known Lys and be mad. Then shapeshifters make some sense. They recently learned there is another provider of the hats which they failed to investigate with the baby and the hags. This also means there's either another shapeshifter or it was Averyman's child. So maybe Tiengo is sexually loyal and another shapeshifter could usurp loyalty should another shapeshifter arrive. So this is a decent mystery, but it seems like Tiengo. Just the fact that it was a fiend limits possibilities. The fact that it didn't assassinate them also shows a level of honor that wouldn't make sense from a stranger. So the specific offenders with breaking security against Tiengo being the ones marked make sense here.