DNPM: The Toast, Friday, December 6th, 2024

[@ellie12mb]

Together and no video 😢 does not pass muster

[@kalieschmitt1441]

THIS

[@morgangressel6265]

Not me screaming does not pass muster!!! lol

[@gabrielahebert8453]

Same! Haha

[@kalieschmitt1441]

Same 😂

[@gilicohen8806]

no video and afternoon upload sigh

[@Julser1221]

I wouldn’t normally care but knowing that all next summer there will be no toast I need as much as I can get right now

[@jenmcclelland23]

omg calm down!!! kim there's people dying

[@Julser1221]

@@jenmcclelland23 people need new lines.

[@makenzie829]

@@Julser1221why not next summer

[@Julser1221]

@ they talked about it on Patreon. Claudia’s taking 3 months off. And jackie is taking 2. So first month it will just be jackie and guests and then 2 months of no toast at all. Because they said summer is slow.

[@kaleyhobbs]

I, for one, am just thankful to have an episode at all with all that you two have going on this weekend. Thank you for your service! ❤

[@cannonevent8]

Bad day for the video toasters

[@Presmelb]

Yup

[@kalieschmitt1441]

Yessss it’s taking me two days to listen. Whyyy haha

[@Melissa-u6z]

I think Jackie is going to announce she's pregnant too at the GSNO. Unless I ruin it because she reads this and decides not to. Lol

[@briavery5574]

With respect to the hawk tuah coin, she's accused of pumping and dumping, meaning because her and her team bought those first coins, the price rose, other people invested and jumped on board, price continues to rise etc then her team sold at a high cap and bc they owned a lot of the shares the whole thing collapsed. They net out w 300 mill and the people who invested at the peak valuations hold the bag.

[@KelseyMatuszewski-kk6mu]

Turt- when I would have to read aloud as a teacher while pregnant, I COULD NOT breathe! Also “Claudia that’s musterful” sounds like a line from Wicked.

[@oliviamessina]

No video 😭

[@kayleewalker955]

The way I was WORRIED when it was 12:30 and there was no video.

[@kalieschmitt1441]

I kept refreshing like surely YT is broken 😅

[@AudreyFae]

DNPM gave me a fright! This was my first department I worked in at my first job and it was literally hell on earth!!!!! Haha

[@NoeticNotary-sx1ec]

What was it called?!

[@Brittanyyy_M]

lol my husband and I are the exact opposite as you and Ben. If it were up to me we’d be barely getting there by the skin of our teeth every flight. And my husband insists on getting there 3 hours early 😂

[@KelseyTurner-g5p]

More like Monday vibes than Friday…come on girlies!

[@delaneycayzer5638]

I was yelling at my phone “does not pass muster” 😂😂

[@Taycatherineee]

Turd coin 😂😂😂 I just spat with laughter

[@TheSunflower5317]

took me a second but got DNPM right before Turdy 😂 thanks for not ending the episode lol

[@katelynlucero750]

Romeo’s little bark 😄

[@AbigailMarie]

This episode was hilarious!!! Wish I could’ve seen it but other than that it passed muster!!!

[@merikawith8609]

Ben will never learn because this has happened before. Also does anyone remember the Toaster whose boyfriend forgot to bring his passport on international flight because he got mad her for bossing him around or something stupid. And she is like fine, I won't do anything for you. Ooo love that energy, consequences.

[@sarahschebek2625]

“It’s not Hawk’s fault” 😭😭🤣

[@sydniecollinskelley]

100% guessed it right when Jax said it

[@KarleyRoss31]

the camila sample was god is a woman not no tears left to cry!!

[@erinpackman7653]

Turdy… I thought muster was a no go?! Dafaq?

[@gabriellelesnett9134]

lol I got does not pass muster almost immediately 😂

[@skylarspino2382]

Vince Camuter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@martypartygirlypop]

I was screaming does not pass muster 💀

[@drewkelly3218]

the sample was for god is a woman not no tears left to cry

[@megangarcia5267]

I’m a new listener, can someone give me the lore??? Like I literally just found out they’re real sisters. But what does gardy mean and how did that start?? Any other vocab I need to know?? I’m just trying to catch up 😂

[@KellyArmstrong-m8c]

Gorgeous = GARGOUS = GARGY PARGY

[@cherylheppner8612]

Gorgeous (“gargeous”)= gargey pargey. There’s sooo much vocab. You’ll learn along the way. PGOM= Precious Gem Of a Man Tesler= Tesla

[@megangarcia5267]

@@cherylheppner8612 you’re a star, thank you

[@kalieschmitt1441]

I’ve been listening for 3 months and I’m starting to get the lore hHa

[@Mister_Bestie12]

Screaming at DNPM 😂

[@Quinn.christian]

Okay I love you guys the most but are you crazy ASAP rocky is one of the most famous rappers of all time?!?

[@clodoggg]

Shmooshadia 😂

[@kalieschmitt1441]

DOES NOT PASS MUSTER lol

[@kalieschmitt1441]

No video honestly makes it hard for me to listen. Idk why 😅😅

[@constancebonacieux9342]

Excuses, excuses ladies!

[@constancebonacieux9342]

Jk love you so much! Need my daily dose of parge

[@darbywinston]

I too struggle to understand just what Hawk Tuah girl did with her meme coin 😭 From what I can tell, she scammed a lot of her fans but maybe it was totally legal to do what she did because there's no crypto regulations 🤷

[@HunterIott]

HII SWIRLY 💝

[@Laura-ly9ch]

i’m sorry why is no one talking abt no queenie no weenie

[@kalieschmitt1441]

No one wants queenie and weenie 😅