Do ELDAR POOP crystals? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben

[@OriginalScuffler]

Us gobbos trick algorithm! Get more gobbos for the pile!

[@shortyhat99]

We's Gobbos, yes yes!!

[@baronbob962]

@@shortyhat99 It's slippery down here

[@contactxain]

GOBBO TIME!

[@giantcuttlefish9972]

[@johnyshadow]

Hmmm, a nice pile of Gobbos, now where´s my Fireball...?

[@Scaggler]

Lorehammer or Yourhammer scoreboard! Ben: 4 points (4 deceptions) Tom: 3 points (1 deception, 1 exceptional deception) This scoreboard does not count the starting week for fairness Points are awarded for successful deceptions

[@rocketforthree4479]

Wait, im confused. If points ate for deceptions, then why does Tom have 3 points, for just 2 deceptions?

[@Scaggler]

@@rocketforthree4479 Ben awarded Tom 2 points for the Space Marine book deception due to it being a poo story and from a book he’d read

[@rocketforthree4479]

@@Scaggler Oh yes, I just got to that point in the video. My bad.

[@GezbianGaming]

Ben had me completely fooled. I was convinced the Eldar crystal shits was true.

[@contactxain]

eldar do shit crystals, but they aren't hallucinagenic, according to quick google.

[@MrSumphora]

The Eldar *do* actually shit crystals. It's included in a book called 'Xenology', which also features information about Tau biology and other alien species. 1d4chan.org/wiki/Xenology#Dissection_3_-_Eldar

[@bluestormpony]

eldar do shit gems. but they arent hallucinagenic. they just find it really funny when humans make it into jewelery

[@nedcurfman3486]

@@bluestormpony that’s the first bit of fun eldar lore I’ve heard.

[@Magicstuffandthings]

Honestly, Tom's reveal on Ben really reminded me of watching a master magician where they show you how the trick is done and you're still fooled.

[@OuterregionTW]

my favorite yourhammer just because ben's stories were complete bonkers. And tom somehow got it correct

[@CaaaaamOnYT]

I think he guessed xD it is a 50/50

[@devankallasmae]

I spent most of that first Centaur story laugh-crying, and trying to understand the “centaurs are built for high gravity” thing - isn’t that pretty much the Squats backstory?

[@joshuaevans4301]

This is absolutely the best Yourhammer or Lorehammer yet

[@Skellitone]

Poophammer or Scoophammer*

[@BUSHBOY]

There are all so dam good though! omg centors though

[@Cyrathil]

If I had a nickle for every lore story from WH40k about poop, I'd have at least 5 nickles. Which isn't a lot of nickles, but it's surprising there's that many...

[@MS5]

Any chance of also having the 'What's new in Warhammer last week' segment? It's a highlight for me, and I think the videos could do well with the KZbin algorithm. EDIT: I saw the playlist is ready already. Thanks lovely editor!

[@lucaswatson1913]

They're all private though we can't see :(

[@Scaggler]

@@lucaswatson1913 Was the same for these ones All in good time brother

[@CaaaaamOnYT]

@@Scaggler it’s been 6 months and still nothing

[@Scaggler]

@@CaaaaamOnYT they literally talked about this on stream last week Patience my friend

[@spencergorman366]

I deeply hope that someone at GW watches these and decides to write these stories into cannon

[@Scaggler]

This is lorehammer gold Ben's bonkers centaurs and Tom mindgaming Ben omg

[@andrewrobinson4019]

I offer, here, my Word Sacrifice to appease The Algorithm that Signs in the Spaces Between. May it Bless this video and this channel that the Vodgobblin Pile may reach unprecedented Squelchiness!

[@Meatwad00]

This segment keeps getting better and better.

[@JohnSmith-ie8ir]

Tom! What a comeback! You're doing it!

[@ryancarriere11]

Ben & Tom, generously bringing the pearls to the pile now! I think this week was my favourite set of stories so far.

[@premopreoni]

Alright all we need is 5 mil subs and we can get the Sharky and Palp show!

[@ThatPsdude]

Tom mentions that he knew they ate the poop at 30:18 lol

[@jaspermccarthy1436]

I never have time to watch any of the streams so are there any plans to put highlights on here?

[@ozanesici]

I wad fooled by Ben since I read a manga where elf poop was essentially crystals. Great episode!

[@BUSHBOY]

This would be great as an Animated series!

[@joelkulesha8284]

I wish GW would let Tom and Ben write these into books and sell them! They're so fun! I'd love to have a coffee table book full of these to play with myself because I have no friends.

[@frederikjuhl7929]

Watching this in the background to the stream

[@thekorv95]

Theese are amazing. I especially fancy the poop stories.

[@PierceArner]

Ah, back in the days when the title was "Yourhammer" before the "Lorehammer"

[@ChartreuseDan]

WE IZ GOBBOZ!!!!

[@joshuablair7028]

Tom with the bold play

[@weevilstevil9901]

this has made my month

[@robbiecatling8823]

Love these

[@MrSumphora]

The Eldar *do* poop crystals though, although they aren't actually used as drugs or anything. 1d4chan.org/wiki/Xenology#Dissection_3_-_Eldar

[@Pontus_Vendelson]

ABORDER PRINCE did a great reading off The children of the emperor, worth a listen if you want to know more about the centaur war.

[@jamiedavies3810]

The poo lore is off the chart!

[@MrOliverdunn]

We is hob gobbos? Hobbo gobbos? Hoblin goblins? Hmm.

[@cxfxcdude]

Ian Watson Sewer Goblin!

[@whocares317]

Letters for the algorithm God, comments for his Comment Throne!

[@QaRajhCreations]

Ah Jac Draco, or as ITEHATTSD would refer to him: The Inquisitor who Longs for Genestealer Ass.

[@cxfxcdude]

Ian Watson Sewer Goblin!

[@Poopdahoop]

Lorehammer or Yourhammer!

[@shynarcissist]

The biggest of plays

[@Lionlord1000]

there is a published story in which eldar poo is crystals

[@JinglyJohn]

Surely if this channel's content is so engaging I have liked and commented on every video it should be higher in the youtube algorithms. Pewdiepie Minecraft Among Us Spiderman Elsa.

[@adambracchi3475]

Gobbo pit pearls > (ugh) elf poop crystals

[@Ali-ey9sz]

Comment for engagement. This is an amazing show.

[@someperson8641]

❤

[@DrFilch]

please, Mr. SEO, no more beatings

[@Schmitty600]

I think Tom needs s timer to pick

[@SterlingFML]

Came from yogtok

[@WhichDoctor1]

Comment for the algorithm gods!

[@willis32]

I am familiar with Ian Watson... he disgusts me

[@emilchristensen146]

comments for the algorithm gods

[@huittlaarma9455]

Words for the Algorithm Throne

[@PlayerSalt]

Rename the channel tom and ben something how the fuck are people supposed to google tom and ben and get this , did lewis not hand out the official yogs youtube starter pack

[@gusbeer6741]

comment for the algorithm

[@GergusTV]

generic comment for algorithm

[@Troglodytarum]

Elder crystal poop is real. I know you say that you aren't a reliable source of lore but I want you to know that people still treat you like a reputable source. I would appreciate you doing a quick google search before you claim something since so many people actually believe what you say.

[@MrSumphora]

Yep, it's in a book called 'Xenology.' 1d4chan.org/wiki/Xenology#Dissection_3_-_Eldar

[@JeroenElsen]

But the story about trading it as hallucinogens probably isn't right?

[@MrSumphora]

@@JeroenElsen Yeah, as best I can tell that's simply made up. They're just crystals, not drugs or anything. Of course, even if they don't have hallucinogenic properties or anything, it's also not beyond the bounds of possibility that a rogue trader might have made a fortune from selling them off.

[@idiotstupid5904]

it's not about it being crystals, it's about boiling the crystals to make a tea

[@idiotstupid5904]

@@MrSumphora there is a story like that, but can't remember if it's 40k or not