Do ORKS build FERRIS WHEELS? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben

Do Orks build ferris wheels or do the Tau love Icecream?
Did the Grey Knights kill innocents and do a blood ritual to fight Khorne Deamons or did the Empire once elect a zombie Emperor?
Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it?
Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at 5PM GMT at twitch.tv/yogscast

[@HBentley92]

If anything this series has proved Ben should really write for GW.

[@summbuddie9120]

Genuinely, Ben has a talent for story telling and should try and author some stories

[@shynarcissist]

Tom simultaneously try-harding and phoning it in

[@andrewrobinson4019]

Tom in a nutshell.

[@nazamroth8427]

Once more, Tom plays the game, and Ben plays Tom.

[@6cef]

These have a strong "Carrot in a Box" vibe.

[@PierceArner]

Oh my god, that is an _AMAZING_ comparison.

[@rogerstewart5525]

Zombie emperor story was clearly false. Would GW ever write a story where a corpse was in the position of emperor for one of their factions?

[@alexdiaz155]

I swear I saw memes about the Tau absolutely going feral for ice cream before. I jumped so quickly on to thinking it was entirely true.

[@sethjk8871]

the grey knights one is kinda infamous so I'm a bit surprised that tom hadn't heard of it

[@Alex-fn2hl]

I ran a custom Crusade match based on the Ferris Wheel fact. My Orks constructed a waaghmusment park that was very very dangerous, complete with a Ferris Wheel that was designed to be DA FASTEST. The meks who desgined it, however, made it a bit too fast. If left unchecked, it would spin up to relativistic speeds and eventually destabilize, causing a massive detonation as the entire structure atomized, shattering the continent the park was on and threatening to split the planet in two. I got a bunch of friends to bring their armies and attack the wheel before it spun up too quickly. Magnus the Red eventually knocked the thing over. I guess the big nerd doesn't like ferris wheels.

[@Xenomorthian]

This is canon in my mind. The Orks made a ferris wheel that would spin up too fast and split the planet in two and Magnus the Red came in and pushed the thing over

[@spencergorman366]

Squig Eating contests are still cannon, and they do use face-biter squigs as well. So good call Ben

[@-TheyKilledKenny]

I don’t even know much about warhammer, still loving these

[@andrewrobinson4019]

I don't know much about Grey Knights, but what I do know suggests that regardless of *Lore Or Your* it definitely seems like a Grey Knight thing to do.

[@captaincavefish5540]

It was in their 6th edition codex.

[@captaincavefish5540]

*5th

[@Dracowinges]

I was liking them, beeing all knightly, like well the titan 'knights'. But that is just not cool

[@Dream146]

It's kind of weird, "Oh we might be turned by this Khorne influence. So to stop that we'll butcher these Adeptus Sororitas and paint ourselves with their blood..." there seems to be a gap in that logic.

[@etherdeef4303]

Man i love that humans are just slaving away in hive worlds, and orcs are just making theme park rides for themselves

[@EliJahTebbens]

Am watching the playlist on loop in five tabs at once, 24/7. Watch time increased!

[@PierceArner]

You are a true champion.

[@davidwalter9162]

So that's what the bit with the blood was about in the TTS Heresy clip.

[@fredranzalot4849]

The grey knights story really reminds me of the old joke; "If you are what you eat, then my client is an innocent man."

[@PierceArner]

17:30 - I love this mental image of the Tau.

[@devankallasmae]

Was watching this, and thinking “no, the emperor who came after the 5 emperors thing was Dieter V (IV?), who was corrupt af, but still a human”. I don’t even read warhammer stuff, so how do I know this?

[@bigfoot9405]

do orks dream of electric dorks

[@ozanesici]

Pure GOLD

[@gambit7775]

Fuckin Matt Ward.

[@DrFilch]

These are great, I wish I hadn't already watched them on stream, so I could be as entertained by them now, as first time

[@ThePigKnight]

Every GK player H A T E S that uberdark Ward era nonsense.

[@xavier84623]

that gray knight story is fucked up. i think the gray knights were kinda corrupted there, not by chaos, but by a sort of extreme zeal for order and the emperor. it seems fucked, but honestly i could totally see it.

[@culturalliberator9425]

That's why the sisters are virgins! Oh my god! Very, very grim Dark.

[@weevilstevil9901]

this has made my week

[@esnipe2]

I’ve been binging the series, so good

[@rackaloss]

didn't konrad von carstein nearly get a zombie made emperor?

[@danieltv9122]

17:40 Is this a reference to something or a meme or something? Like it sounds like it would be but I cant place it.

[@MrDrProfessors]

7 month old video with 0 dislikes, love these boys

[@frederikjuhl7929]

Watching this in the background of the stream

[@asshat551]

More

[@terranerror]

Hammer

[@mozzy207]

Fkn Matt Ward lore :llll

[@GrandMarshalGarithos]

The grey knights one is just stupid.

[@RHSide]

YOGTOK sent me ❤️ I am forever grateful

[@fergustowler2173]

Haha

[@DrFilch]

It does bother me that they retconned the Grey Knights one - that sort of thing seems perfectly in line with daemonhunters. They're fighting the hosts of immortal beings that exist beyond space and time, there's plenty of stories (and even used to be rules, in apocalypse) of Grey Knights turning on innocents or allies in order to further their quest for purification.

[@garretth8224]

They had an actual reason with a large portion of them. They had absolutely no reason to kill the sisters for a dumb ritual to protect themselves. They are supposed to be incorruptible.

[@dicedoom7162]

@@garretth8224 on top of that, sisters could help and battle along the knights. they are also almost incorruptible.

[@someperson8641]

❤

[@montgomeryharr30]

First video I've ever seen with zero dislikes

[@GergusTV]

Hows it going?

[@andrewdiaz3529]

Dude

[@GergusTV]

@@andrewdiaz3529 Bro

[@SkilfulQuail]

Algorithms love this.

[@JinglyJohn]

Surely if this channel's content is so engaging I have liked and commented on every video it should be higher in the youtube algorithms. Pewdiepie Minecraft Among Us Spiderman Elsa.

[@culturalliberator9425]

Wait? Zombie incharge for 5 years? Oh no. HE PREDICTED JOE BIDEN!!!

[@gebthesquare]

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