Do or Don't: Orks

Do ya wanna play as da biggest n baddest boyz around? Dis'll 'elp ya out.
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Songs:
Ork Theme Dawn of War 3
Ork Theme Dawn of War 2
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin Macleod
Squad Broken: 1d4chan.org/wiki/Squad_Broken
0:00 - Intro
0:56 - Lore Background
1:48 - Lore Reasons for Orks
4:47 - Rule Reasons for Orks
6:22 - Lore Reasons Against Orks
7:31 - Rule Reasons Against Orks
9:07 - End
9:32 - Cri Evrytiem

[@calsifer666]

"They're part of Squad broken, if you know what that is, I feel sorry for what you went through, if you don't know what that is, I suggest you give it a read." For a moment, I forgot about it, then I remembered looking it up cause I was curious. I hope tyranids eat your craftworld, elf-lover -snort-

[@pancreasnowork9939]

It’s just a story about how DEAD HARD the Orks are bro

[@ChronicNOTAG]

@@pancreasnowork9939 "Eduardo’s teammates ran shrieking into the depths of the abandoned tanker, the grunting lustful or-" oh Emperor dammit.

[@gaunt7219]

@@pancreasnowork9939 For once i dont know what the degenerate thing is. Assuming some erotica featuring orks?

[@linkholder]

@@pancreasnowork9939 Me, shortly after looking it up: "I hate it here"

[@linkholder]

@Stephen Rock so have I, still hate it here matter of fact, how did I get here?

[@whistlerdan7718]

I love the idea of an Ork religious civil war because one Ork prefers to say Mork and Gork instead of Gork and Mork

[@SamueL-td7fb]

That's called "tuesday" in Ork society

[@juice6521]

Orks just have too much in common so it's hard for them to find excuses to fight each other. The only thing Orks can disagree on is who's bigga, who's meaner and who's da best.

[@boomer310]

Unfortunately Ghaz would probably just end it by beating each warboss and having them join him

[@shadybr1t177]

@@juice6521 orks fight each other too much lol

[@questorincompetus8841]

That actually happened once on a planet called gorka Morka.

[@maceja5890]

mork and gorkpilled

[@pancreasnowork9939]

It’s Gork and Morkpilled, ya git

[@khaaneph7311]

@@pancreasnowork9939 No it ain’t, only a grot wou’ say dat *getz out me ‘uge choppa*

[@bry4082]

@@khaaneph7311 Oi ya git settle down or da boss wil krump ya

[@EMan-1920]

Yeah, I had ta sew up da last Bois who didn't shut der gobs up wen da Warboss came throo. Now Garbog and Wiznaffa havta share da same body, an da Bois get a roight good laff outta dat one. Two 'eads iz betta den one! Ha ha ha!

[@squirt2384]

GIVE GORK AND MORK SUM OF DAT GUD SCRAPPIN FOIGHT

[@iainhansen1047]

Describing the elders motivation as “not wanting to be raped for eternity” is so hilariously but also depressingly accurate.

[@gumbo821]

It is their fault though

[@pancreasnowork9939]

@@gumbo821 to be fair the Craftworlders were the ones who looked at what was happening and went “fuck this I’m out.” Now the Dark Eldar? Yeah that’s all on them, motherfuckers looked at what happened to their empire and went “let’s keep going EVEN FURTHER” because pattern recognition is a skill very few possess in the 41st/42nd millennium.

[@gaspersb]

POWER raped. While distasteful this is more of an accurate description of the fate that awaits them.

[@manboy4720]

or getting turned into a skin chair.

[@agentc7020]

@@manboy4720 why not both?

[@Lidius88]

Reject depressing grimdark blackpill, embrace unstoppable fungoid WAAGH-pill

[@maxmustermann-zx9yq]

shem he didnt talk about their "space ships"

[@pancreasnowork9939]

@@maxmustermann-zx9yq I’d like to play the battlefleet gothic board game one day. If I do don’t you worry; their flying garbage heaps will be mentioned. If not, maybe I’ll talk about the Battlefleet Gothic video game and the Orks their one day.

[@BouncingTribbles]

Green pill is best pill

[@kurros1270]

You could say they're Fun-Guys.

[@anonenormous2376]

Basically bluepilled from a certain point of view. Embracing and enjoying being a simp for warfare

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

7:07 I wouldn’t necessarily say that the Orks don’t have other goals. For example, there is a Warboss called Wazdakka Gutsmek, who's basically an Ork version of Doomrider. His goal is that he wants to create a portal network that would be an interstellar highway, so he could ride his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other, probably because he realized that that's the sickest shit.

[@manolo7490]

What a funky dude

[@DetectiveLance]

Why have I never heard of this wild mother fucker before?

[@benoliver5593]

Reminds me of a certain ghost alien from Invader Zim "because its cool." And you can't win a argument against that.

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

@@benoliver5593 based.

[@funkyweapon1981]

He's like Lobo!

[@robertmurray.7361]

"I fight for the Emperor and mankind!" "I fight for the salvation of my race." "I fight for galactic peace." "FIGHTIN' IZ FIGHTIN'!!"

[@Meme-Weeb-Dweeb]

'Y 'dey chang' foight? Foight is foight!"

[@TheGoodLuc]

Ya Panzie!

[@jb03hf]

The Orks are the only non-grim-dark in 40K. They are the perfect species. They are pure Zen in 40K.

[@KYDEX97]

Tau arent grimdark either

[@pancreasnowork9939]

Ya can’t be miserable if you thrive on misery

[@XtreemAlan]

@@pancreasnowork9939 sounds suspiciously Slaanesh

[@Vanzgars]

"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." -Uthan the Perverse, Eldar philosopher

[@pancreasnowork9939]

@@Vanzgars if an Eldar, the most full of themselves race, admits they’ve got things figured out who are we to argue?

[@adolfgaming1761]

My friend: “Lets play WH40K I’ll be the eldar” Me the ORK appreciator: Fine I’ll bring my 10,000 ORK Boyz.

[@pancreasnowork9939]

I love the eldar but there’s a certain level of appreciation you have to have for the horde of angry mushroom soccer hooligans coming to kick your ass because it’s fun and they think you think it’s also fun.

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@pancreasnowork9939 That's the orks everytime they meant the space marines. They sees genetically-modified humans made for war and assume that they must be having fun too. They are the guys who type "gl hf" in chat before a online game.

[@GusMortis]

:Salesman slaps shuriken cannon: This baby can chop so many mushrooms!

[@redragon1990]

Why bring 10k when you can bring 1 who thinks hes 10k

[@didrechus9904]

@@Sir_Bucket some SM did run a fucking race with some orks ... that also why i love the Space wolf ... they are here and enjoy behing there

[@doublep1980]

People tend to brush off the Orks as the comic relief faction in 40k but remember: It took Failbaddon 13 Black Crusades to put a dent in the Imperium, the Orks only needed 1 War of the Beast to almost defeat the Imperium.

[@gingermcgingin4106]

Also during the Great Crusade an Ork Warlord fought the Emperor, Horus, & like 3 other Primarchs, & almost killed them all.

[@tomb1686]

Only reason orks arent controlling the entire galaxy by now is because -GW hates them- they cant get themselves organized

[@Sombra_zx]

@@gingermcgingin4106 yeah and was the antecessor from Ghazgkull aka the anterior Great Ork Primark

[@TheGoodLuc]

@@gingermcgingin4106 I remember Horus told Mournival he believed it would be greenskins who would destroy humanity. He may not be wrong.

[@alejandroelluxray5298]

The orks are a very fun faction, but not taking them seriously is the bane of anyone who dares to fight them

[@latrodectusmactans7592]

Something kinda funny about the Orks: They were the first of the major factions the Tau encountered. After that, even the Imperium looks pretty normal.

[@migrivp2672]

And the drunkardreeetard too, so the blue head vaginia are not perturbed by the toasterboiz.

[@darthplagueis13]

When you feel like you're done with the Grimdark you can always move on to the GreenDakka

[@pancreasnowork9939]

Grim and Dark < Gork and Mork

[@ijustmorbed9180]

Hi

[@Goldsrc17]

"orks are a horde army therefore they cost alot" *Laughs in 3d printer*

[@isuckatusernames4297]

the only way to play tabletop is by actively not buying the official release

[@confusedbagel]

hahaha Go giT Em

[@tzardnickolasthelitromanov]

GW: " _Wait, that's illegal. You're not Supposed to do that_ " *ups the prices of the models even further out of spite* "Why is nobody buying the models?" "Am _I_ the problem here? No, it's these dam kids and their pesky fan-made cahntent" *Takes down Fan-made content and 99.99% of everything related* "Why do people hate us all of a sudden? And why are our sales suffering _even further_ ?" *Repeat Cycle*

[@schmeatgaming853]

@@tzardnickolasthelitromanov I feel like this is the same problem that Warthunder has

[@tzardnickolasthelitromanov]

@@schmeatgaming853 It could be said for almost every Game company to a certain degree barring a couple of alterations here and there. It's just that some; are (far, far) more worse than others are. ((Either due to their own incompetence or the like. And how well they maintain their PR/Public Image)).

[@mikkelnpetersen]

The purpose of a shoota isn't to kill the enemy, it's to make a lot of noise while getting into melee range.

[@Reddotzebra]

Since Gork and Mork are always fighting, and Ork theological discussion inevitable devolves into fights over which one is better you would assume that Gork and Mork are enemies. If you do then you really don't get Orks. They fight for fun, so why should their gods be any different?

[@BaranZenon]

I also like that story from WH Fantasy, when Gork and Mork beat the crap out of Nurgle, becouse it was a fun thing to do :D

[@whosthere8658]

@@BaranZenon it was not just nurgle it was nurgle AND khorne

[@shrek6723]

@@BaranZenon And not just for fun, but because some boyz got misguided and tricked into joining chaos because nurgle was big and green, so Gork and Mork took it personally,

[@Qardo]

Really with recent lore and maybe I am reading into too much. Gork and Mork have been fighting each other less and less. In truth, seem to be focus on something bigger that is coming. This is why the Orks have been seemingly been more organized over time. The two gods are readying themselves for a bigger fight and can't wait. I could be wrong but that's how I understood it with some vague lore hints.

[@biocraft8979]

Didn't GORK make MORK sou he can have some one ti fight because if no ather God is fighting you can just fight your self

[@snakething87]

Interestingly enough, in the real world mushrooms are actually fire resistant. So orks should probably be even more resilient than they already are.

[@benoliver5593]

Unfortunately in 40k they are using CHEMICAL throwers only the orks is using flamethrowers........and maybe a few priest and Sisters who don't have the right requisition papers

[@alejandroelluxray5298]

​@@25thVictoryNow that would be a hilarious way to beat them

[@MothFable]

My favorite thing about orks is that the teenagers go thru a rebellious phase where they act like a standard military, being organized and using sound tactics. They do drills and keep everything in good shape, etc. love it

[@gulaggorilla3968]

Love to imagine when the ork die their souls just go the realm of Gork and Mork and watch them fight like a crowd at a sports game. Ork1:Iv got 14 big teef on Gork landin a sholid wap on Mork Forst Ork2: Oh YA Well iv got 8 big boss teef on Mork sneekin a gud upa chut on Gork Forst

[@pancreasnowork9939]

I think when they die they just get their souls tossed into another body and have another go at it. That being said, this interpretation is a lot funnier and so it is now canon.

[@brok56]

@@pancreasnowork9939 Maybe they are in The stadium watching gork and mork show how to really krump, while waiting for their ressurection.

[@baumi1116]

@@brok56 I mean that's got to be the best thing for Orks. Watch a good fight and then have some more fun before dying again.

[@delargewritings3346]

Like an entertaining queue they wait in until they respawn from the spores.

[@deron2203]

@@brok56 it's like gulag for warzone they fight for respawn and while they wait for their turn to fight they see gork and mork fight 😂

[@aonbrogan8266]

The only way an Ork can lose is by dying peacefully of old age. Thank goodness Orks are immortal.

[@Lorddacenshadowind]

Imagine being an amazing ork, then getting trapped in a rock slide, stuck slowly dying of starvation, thirst or oxygen... nothing to fight nothing to truly struggle against, dying slowly

[@an_amazing_ace7810]

​@@Lorddacenshadowind Pal, I think you just invented ork hell.

[@Slender_Man_186]

@@Lorddacenshadowind you’re assuming that ork wouldn’t try to fight the shit out of those rocks.

[@gudboah4688]

As a daemons player, I respect orks for their conversion value alone. Most other table top models can be converted into daemon models. Daughters of khaine can work for slaanesh, you can put some wings on a dreadnought and call it a daemon prince, etc. but with orks? Anything can count as an ork model. ANYTHING.

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

In fantasy I think there's at least one instance of them beating a demon prince into submission and then sticking a fucking war carriage on his back

[@tarot3078]

I’ve seen a ork player with a Gretchin riding a tyrannid with a “shitty” mind control helmet. He called it his looted genstealer. It was glorious

[@seanturner1197]

The orks being sentient fungi, has gotten me to ponder, what does the imperium use to make their bread rise and brew their beer? Did they take spores from dead orks and genetically engineer them to make a super yeast?

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

What do you think the imperium did with all the ork carcasses on Armageddon?

[@zcgamerandreacts2762]

@@maxaltenkirch1022 does that technically mean super tiny orks are living in some unfortunate guardsmen?

[@GlitchTechV1]

@@zcgamerandreacts2762 I think it's unfortunate that a guardsmen doesn't usually have the luxury to eat bread at all

[@scienceme9794]

@@zcgamerandreacts2762 Da WAAAAAAAAGH IZ DA POWAH HOUZ A' DA SELL

[@VVopal]

Well there is fungus beer that they make I'm pretty sure. It was mentioned in brutal kunnin

[@dylanvickers7953]

Every Orks player are the best people to interact with. As an Ork player, what drew me in and away from Eldar (my first army) was how fun and customizable they were. I was never an Role Player for anything else, but when I played Orks I found myself “thinking Orkish” more and more, and whenever I lost I had fun fighting.

[@pnutimusthe1st]

Why I love Orks 1:04-1:14. This sentence means that no matter how strong you get the Orks will match you in strength as he said the only reason they are Orks now is because nobody was strong enough for the Korks anymore so they essentially devolved to become weaker just so the other races didn’t get stomped. Orks will always be da biggest and da strongest.

[@vx8431]

Orks are also extremely broken if you play Free Bootaz. Free Bootaz won the biggest tournament finals in like 3 rounds because new codex is busted.

[@donniebooshae3880]

Not so much after the balance pat h

[@CherryBlossom-mh6vv]

6:20 don’t you be calling da beast of Armageddon himself a “rape train”, he’s not some horrid dark eldar he’s a simple man who wants one thing DAKA

[@drkreuzer670]

Iz agree, Itz Should be called da WAAAAGH TRAIN!

[@piotrmiler234]

@@drkreuzer670 No , WAAAAGH Wagon iz beter .

[@fluffy0312]

in Space Marine you play an Ultramarine against Orks and the funny thing about it is that Orks think blue is a lucky colour so they miss alot more just because what they think is real is becoming real

[@Mecha_Hitler]

israel is real

[@deficit06]

One of the best things of the ork army is that you can literally pick a toy car you have liying around, ork it up with some orky bits and you can have a tournament-legal buggy! Hell, you can even loot other armies vehicules, ork it up and still use them as trucks or buggies XD

[@aydengartenlaub]

I dunno if most of the stuff I make is Tournament Legal, my Deff Dread made out of a Defiler certainly isnt on the proper base, but i dont care and its fun

[@deficit06]

@@aydengartenlaub Amen! Thats the orky way!

[@BouncingTribbles]

I only buy used non-ork vehicles now. I have a devilfish waiting to be converted into a chinork XD

[@MK_ULTRA420]

"Dis 'ere's called a Tonka." "Why'sdat? It looks like a smol Battlewagon." "Dat's whadda Tonka iz, a smol Battlewagon." "So jus' call it a smol Battlewagon." "Iz easier to call it a Tonka." "Ah, makes sense."

[@rumpelstilzz]

Oo da zog karez 'bout tourramen' leegal. Iz da fery point o' daboyz, ork erryfin' up ya kan find.

[@justhere9731]

Fun fact: when Ghazghkull captured Commissar Yarrick, his greatest enemy, he didn’t have him killed. He made his boys give Yarrick a victory parade, and gave Yarrick a ship, with the simple instruction of “go to Armageddon and prepare for a good fight”. He could’ve killed Yarrick and, without a powerful leader like him, Armageddon may have fallen to the Orks. But Ghaz wanted a right and proper fight. He even had his Doks butcher Yarrick’s pilot, who had betrayed Yarrick and delivered him to the Orks, for being a coward like that.

[@RazorTreewise]

"They're part of Squad broken" - I cant believe you´ve done this. I expected something cool about da boyz teaming up with someone, but this. How do I uninstall a memory

[@cptblood1981]

Youse start wit da gud hamma and youse aims it right between da eyes

[@gingermcgingin4106]

@cptblood1981 Iffin yaz kant foind a 'amma, den juz smash ya 'ead into anyfink 'ard, loik a brikk wall, or a rokk.

[@cptblood1981]

@@gingermcgingin4106 or another one a da Boyz.

[@moobles2998]

4:10 I am proud to say I didn't hesitate a second to say "Well, to fight! Obviously!". I don't even play Warhammer, but these boiz are growing on me, like some sort of foot-fungus.

[@dressednplaid4875]

Never to late to start collecting....

[@rikifromplanetk8305]

​@@dressednplaid4875yep just started my first Boyz set a month agi

[@cyrolocker1229]

I’m now imagine the orks sitting down and figuring how to get more money to appease gork and mork “BOYZ… WE CANNOT AFFORD MORE ORKS”

[@deeznuts-kw6yv]

”OI WOT DO YOUZ MEAN WEZ DONT ‘AV ‘NUFF TEEF TO BUY NEW BOYZ!?"

[@cyrolocker1229]

@@deeznuts-kw6yv “ THE UMIES AT GAMES WORKSHOP RAISED THE PRICE OF OUR BOYZ GET STARTED PAINTING KITS AND NOW WE’Z CANT AFFORD NO MORE”

[@MrMrGman]

Hey loving these types of videos so.... GIMME MORE specifically the Necrons

[@pancreasnowork9939]

They’re probably gonna be one of the Do or Dont’s that’s sooner rather than later. Not one of the upcoming planned ones but I do have a basic idea down for them!

[@TheRaikoku]

Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks! Y'all know the rythm, boyz

[@timothybyrne9764]

Make a dakka jet out of a ww1 biplane. Be happy, and continue kitbashing other things.

[@arise_femto]

I like how this episode is *so* much shorter than the other ones simply because; "To play like an Ork, you must play like an Ork. In otherwise, go stupid." -Sun Tzu

[@Xion_Toshiro]

What I love most about Da Orks; they don't know what failure even is - to them - failure isn't... failing, just another reason to give it another go - something to live by

[@redbear2113]

Even if you kill them with flamethrowers they drop spore at random throughout there lives, so you would have to go anywhere they've ever been and purge the soils.

[@voidax5220]

I love orks. We all die eventually but they have fun dying and even make their kin happy in the process. Always happy whatever it is besides silly ooman problems. So pure and simple

[@Grammar_police420]

"If you only have one god who is it supposed to fight is the funniest shit I’ve heard”

[@logangrimnar3800]

I always thought my love of combat yet occupation as a combat medic in the Army clashed, but considering my manic obsession with physiology, machines and my favorite color being green I now understand I am an Ork Pain Boi!

[@tycad8990]

Honestly, probably my favorite faction in 40k. I can't afford to get into the table top game because no money or smart, but if I had both of those things, it'd be an Ork army for me. I'm not here to win, I'm here to have a good time wit da boyz.

[@Qardo]

Orks are the faction you can just make shit up and 99% of the time. It is possible. Because Orks! You want Ork WAAGH that is made up of literally terrible green skin versions of Star Trek. Can do it. Want a very Orky version of Star Wars? Hell, can do that too. Want to recreate an Ork version of the Fonzie from Happy Days. You can and have a maneuver called "Jumpin' Da Shark, Boyz!" Which either can go great and the Boyz get a boost or go poorly and well...Fonzie dies but the Boyz have a great laugh. Orks you can just be mental and have fun. It would all be lore accurate. As everyone else complains. You just laugh and flip the table. Why? ORKS NEVER LOSE!!

[@The80sWolf_]

Buy their kill team

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn. And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." - Uthan the Perverse, Eldar Philosopher

[@midnightflare9879]

Mr. Krabs: You planted grass? Plankton: *GRASS?!*

[@dueinuremom5082]

Orks act like they are being controlled by a character in a video game. They don’t really care if they die, they don’t really care if they get hurt, and if they stop fighting for 4 and a half seconds they go find something to fight and the death of their comrades is a jovial thing for them.

[@MagusMirificus]

"There's like a thousand people in the galaxy smart enough to do that and all of them are the Salamanders." Annnnnnnd Liked, Commented, and Subscribed.

[@FirelordNinzhan]

Love this series, wanna see tau or necrons specifically

[@pancreasnowork9939]

Those two would probably be some of the ones I do next, I’m more familiar with them than other armies. Plus as much as Tau in melee being shit is a meme it’s also a fairly accurate meme.

[@FirelordNinzhan]

@@pancreasnowork9939 it really isn't. Tau only have shoot phase.

[@formdoggie5]

@@FirelordNinzhan dont they have groot and crazy good shotgun equivalents on their stealth suits?

[@FirelordNinzhan]

@@formdoggie5 Yes, though two units that are useful in melee only prove the rule.

[@formdoggie5]

@@FirelordNinzhan touche. However, I rember stealth suit shot guns with anti vehicle mines being one of the best things ever. They become like mini battlesuit heroes and can take out essentially anything on the field with all their bonuses if they are in anything resembling decent cover.

[@cron1807]

The Salamanders are the best group of the entire 40k. They will cook your enemies, then use the same flamethrowers to bbq you a nice steak

[@Qardo]

Also, they are very nice dudes. Their mommies are proud! Other than that Karen....swear she is either a Chaos Cultist or a Genestealer Cultist. Maybe both but can't roast her................yet.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

"Taste the flesh, not the flame." ~ Primaris Marine Hank Hill, from Nocturne Propane

[@ZackdasBohne]

My favorite Ork experience: I came to a pen and paper group of an radical xenos inquistor in Training and his group. And I became a group member as an ork mercenary, who is looking for more exotic fights. This is as radical a xenos inquisitor gets I believe. 😂

[@alanstringer.]

"The Orkdustrial Revulooshun and its consikwencis have been a roight fun time, dey have" Awesome.

[@jonaslundberg8275]

Love your comment " while killing orcs you having sex with them" that got me going so hard that i started panic couching and puked on floor while having a feber of 39.4

[@Skaramine]

From the Cockney accents to the magical stupidity (and GW honoring Barry Allen for “red goes fast”) I’m a proud fan of the Boyz.

[@actingapple3607]

I absolutely love this series, it does something that not a lot of other faction "review" series', or even videos, do, go into depth about strengths and weaknesses. And because this series goes over a single faction each time you can explain them in more detail without skimping on the jokes

[@pancreasnowork9939]

That’s the reason for this. All the other videos I’ve seen going over factions was either all of them at once or a lore video that had nothing to do with rules or models. I figured I could fill a niche!

[@Potemking]

You mentioned squad broken and I searched and read it and am now deeply scarred thank you

[@lostbutfreesoul]

You want to know the interesting part about Mork and Gork: Draw the yin and yang but pictured as two orks wrestling... this race is deep on so many levels!

[@iamtheyeti6663]

Orks, the closest thing to British people in 40k, bad teeth, funny accents, and love for a good old scrap 😂

[@FreakyGremlinDK]

Do: The variation in each model is incredible. Unlike many armies who has the same uniform, shapes and weapons, Orks can look very different from one another with different looking weapons and decorations. Even if you have hundreds of orks, none can look the same if you assemble them like that.

[@wither5673]

the orks are just....the best, i cant find anything to hate about them, they are just great and honestly i envy their life style, so much simpler then the shit we have to deal with in modern SOCIETY.

[@Darkmage1293]

I mean, that was the argument to play Orks: "Because they think fighting is fucking FUN." And if they're having fun, you are.

[@WALDO1000]

Harlequins. Harlequins are the other faction in the game that has fun. It’s a dark sardonic humor but they have fun. They are killer elf space clowns.

[@pancreasnowork9939]

Honk God is the best 40K god. Sigmar and Ulric of course being the best Warhammer gods but that’s a whole separate thing.

[@craigstkitts491]

This was glorious! I play Ultramarines and even I want to play Orks now.

[@KYDEX97]

Thats like playing the default class on any game and wanting to try custom classes after getting the basic ropes

[@Qardo]

Orks you can go wild. Though tabletop rule wise they are boring. So toss that damn book out and go wild. Rules only matter to losers. AND ORKS NEVER LOSE!

[@excellentmanoftaste2626]

ABZOLOOTLY ZOGGIN’ PURFEKT!

[@angelocosentino9903]

Dude. The amount of subscribers you have after committing a year to this channel is impressive! Love the cheeky explanation of the warhammer universe!

[@soup8315]

I'm glad to see that someone acknowledged the fact that since the first total Warhammer game the Orks have had painting their chariots red as a research giving a speed bonus. how could you not love these guys?

[@tanall5959]

"Dakka ain' da'ansah. Dakka da questin'. Da ansah is 'MOAR!'" -The great green philosopher, Orkrates

[@duncanidaho3740]

My favorite fan theory I have ever heard about this game is that the only reason the Emperor of Man is still alive is because the Orks believe he’s still alive en masse. So it’s the Orks reality-warping stupidity, not the golden throne or the daily sacrifices of thousands of psykers, that sustain his immortal energies. 😂😂😂

[@mr.revrac5602]

Well its not true because thats not how orks work

[@RatchetSly]

I know little about WH/40k/AoS, but these videos have me fully entertained regardless. Nice work with the dry humour and editing!

[@0la_N0rdman]

Truly the best faction for fun, both for you and the one you Are playing against....sometimes

[@thepleasednutlord]

I love how stupidly overpowered they are the epitome of failing upwards

[@dcc105]

Best thing about orks You can literally make the mechs and vehicles at home with a knife, glue, and some scrap plastic and be golden.

[@user-ps2sg8qr2k]

I can only imagine the player having so much fun, he win with only 3 table tops, because they don't care about winning, but the battle itself

[@DarkmourneTheFlayer]

I find playing Orks wraps the stupidity back around itself to be something genius. First you think of the smart stuff, then you start thinking Orky-like, then you realize the can of worms you've opened and you see the sheer cartoony genius of it all. As of the time of this comment, it's 9th Edition and Orks got some buffs they didn't have at the time of this video's publication. They're TONS of fun. High skill floor, though. Like, weirdly high until things finally click.

[@veajakorobearej1369]

And ya can make ragnarork to summona gork and mork to crump all gits by ya side

[@qunningStunts]

Pointing out they're so goddamned stupid it wraps around reality to become a super power, makes me laugh every time I rewatch this

[@TheGreatMoonFrog]

Orks are as far as I can tell the good guys in the 40k universe. They are the only race that would bring about eternal happiness for all if they took over everything.

[@METALandFumasu]

Eldar motivation as "not being raped for all eternity" I burst out laughing at that one.

[@Leostar-Regalius]

i made an ork that dressed up as a salamanders, followed their beliefs(in his own way) but he breaks canon because he was the only ork to form, and he can do the spore thing, so far he's trying to patch up the armor till he can fit in with the real salamanders, unlike normal orks he believes the salamanders are lucky due to their green armor and near immortal due to how they basically torture themselves, he has adapted the fire thing, he found a bunch of bolter rifles and somehow made a gatling bolter that can shoot flaming rounds, because why not (btw i don't even know if this would be a possible character/thing, i just know though, it could possibly exist in the TTS universe)

[@rabbitcouch15]

The greatest implication of the latent Ork gestalt consciousness is that because they think the Emperor is alive, he stays alive.

[@sadchiefanakin1496]

As someone trying to learn about warhammer, I thought it was a joke calling them mushrooms because they were green. It took me a while to put it together.

[@BrotherDoorkeeper]

"That's right, by fighting the orks, you're technically having sex with them." That puts a whole new light on the ork's love of fighting. xD

[@lostbutfreesoul]

There is one weapon that made me love orks forever: Bubble chukka! In past editions each one required multiple dice rolls before you even started the attack, so an army of mostly these was fun!

[@Riggy1991]

next to the Deathkorps of Krieg the Orks are easily my favourite faction

[@jamesca1232142]

Giff: NEED MOAR DAKKA BORF: NO, YOUSE NEED MOAR CHOPPA Giff: ME CHOPPA DA HUMIES??? Borf: CHOP, SHOT, CHOMP STOMP. I IZ A POET Giff: BRINGZ DA TEARZ TO MA EYEZ been playing orks for almost 15 years. Haven't always held the battlefield. But I have never lost a battle. Simple As.

[@renejaensch8723]

Orks are fun.. from a distance

[@bait4sale9001]

If Space Marine 1 was fighting Orks until Chaos butted in, it’d be hilarious if in 2 we’re fighting Nids till the Orks crash in

[@user-zp4ge3yp2o]

@@bait4sale9001 I'm not really interested in 2 but if they did that: game of the year. An enterprising Ork warlord lured the tyranids to an imperial sector so he can drop all his boys right into the middle of an almighty scrap, maybe test out a stompa he's been workin on.

[@zoidsfan12]

My favorite aspect of the orkz is the similarities to us khornate players. We are just in it to have fun, butcher literally everything that gets in our way. Only difference is we collect skulls and they collect junk. Different strokes for different folks.

[@gingermcgingin4106]

NAH, WEZ KOLEKT SKULLZ TU, WE'Z JUZ DON'T 'AKE FURINTUR OTTA DEM KUZ DATS DUM, WEZ PUT DEM ON OUR POINTIN' STIKKZ AN BOSS POLEZ.

[@highjumpstudios2384]

Thank you for introducing me to the literary masterpiece that is squad broken

[@microwavegommmm916]

I love the little comedic bits throughout these vids

[@eviljoshy3402]

"GW stands for Give Wallet" That made me laugh and it is so true.

[@l1teralcanc3r78]

I fuckin love Orks and the people who play them.

[@Super0pAx]

"If you only have one God...Who it is supposed to fight?"😂

[@thegametroll6264]

Greenskins are my all time favorite across the warhammer multiverse and this video perfectly explains why.

[@nicholasbonk8414]

This has quickly become one of my favorite youtube channels, keep up the good work!

[@DustyLamp]

CSM alpha legion also rate high on the funzies scale, their lore is a meme generator

[@nightelflevel5062]

Thanks for making these videos I really enjoy them. Maybe once you run out of factions you can give overviews of battles that you had in much this same style. I think that the tabletop is interesting but I find watching most videos on it akin to watching paint dry while a dyslexic reads an encyclopedia to me.

[@existentcontent9418]

Nice baneblade ya got there, mind if I drown it in slugga boyz for an hour?

[@MajorSvenGaming]

Really like your style and the delivery of these videos.

[@TheServantofmetal]

If you play orks you are morally obligated to scream waaagh! while moving your boys across the tabletop.

[@ruansilva8939]

4:15 I died laughing at this part 🤣

[@gp-1542]

Any experienced commander can tell you to never underestimate the orkz Their stupidity is their greatest strength

[@mareklwhip4590]

I'd love to have two armies at some point. I love the T'au, they're just so badass looking and their lore rocks. But Orkz man, they just run around and blow shit up. I love em too.

[@linked2dio26]

I look forward to your Do and Don't for the Tau, cause it gonna be funny AF

[@alexyore2870]

Just discovered your videos and loving them. Keep it up man!