Do you know the toll six pivots take on a man? (The Bazaar)

[@callumhanrahan4024]

Watching an NL video in public and shaking my head every few seconds to make sure everyone around me knows I disapprove of his pyg build

[@elishaisrael]

Trigger Warning: this video is a backseaters nightmare

[@zellorz]

as most are

[@LBandCOOLJ]

After watching this the single women in my area ad changed to therapists

[@dakbreezy1892]

Thank you

[@sajking7269]

Crying and throwing up rn as he sells TWO piggles in a row with a silk in hand

[@fancyfrost7005]

It doesn’t matter what he does; it’s the wrong choice

[@brandondeakins564]

If anyone missed the lore in why he thinks spiked shield is bad it's because he had a run he was winning with it, then because he can't/ refuses to read he chose 110 shield every 2 seconds with spiked shield and a 10 dmg yoyo INSTEAD OF 400+ shield every 2 seconds with just the shield, lost the instant he made that asinine decision, blamed the shield for the loss, and now thinks it's a bad item

[@Pedun42]

_Pure cinema_

[@miracleman2323]

[David Attenborough]: The Type-A chatter boils over

[@mindooglek3965]

He do be sleepin on the silk with it too

[@letsdeuxthis]

With how much he’s pivoting, it doesn’t surprise me he keeps talking about dancing with the one who brought him. He’s practically doing a pirouette every shop.

[@mogullll]

bit of a stretch but I see the vision +2 merry christmas

[@Thegamingoblin]

Some of your worst Bazaar gameplay yet Egg, loving the content!

[@Pedun42]

I am appreciative of the fact that he's so obviously bad because I don't want to have already seen the best of every build before the game goes free and I get to play it

[@sajking7269]

@@Pedun42 luckily the game is still changing very rapidly in beta and getting lots of patches and updates, so the meta will probably look pretty different by the time it releases anyway :) last patch pufferfish Vanessa was on top, now it’s monitor lizard/ray Dooley, next patch it’ll be something else as they continue the balancing process

[@Tom3kkk]

I like how he says he's tired of doing the buy-sell and then he immediately does buy-sell for the brass knuckles

[@camerongct]

Can you imagine what this run would have looked like if he didn't sell the spike shield at the beginning for no reason at all?

[@radarhead82]

hey he had one bad run with it, that means it's garbage!

[@davidballantyne4492]

@@radarhead82 He had a fine run but he decided to cripple his shield setup and that made him lose :(

[@RottedMushroom]

He gets so caught up on it being Bronze when that literally makes no difference.

[@PlaceBotox]

The Egg gives with one hand (consistent uploads.), and the Egg takes with the other (profoundly dogshit decisions)

[@aaronmelgar7116]

All head, no hair.

[@gakulon]

the Ravs build cameo with the reveal that he's playing Dooley is so fucking funny omg

[@inaccurateprophecy8971]

We're never getting a collab ever again lol

[@Etaripamai47]

The Scottish would be dooley boys

[@frejasaqueen]

It's so funny how he buys and sells weapons even though it doesn't affect the silk. He's just doing it for fun, lmao

[@AntVazAri]

Immediately pausing the video and going to the comment section as soon as he sells the shield

[@imptwins]

It was when he got the shield back, enchanted the property, then immediately took it away from the cloak, for me.

[@CaptnMarvelous]

Watching my boy NL have an item that increases the value of his gear and a shield item that shields equal to value and then not even consider it.

[@MrThemetricsystem]

I don't think he has even once conceived trying an item value scaling build despite it offering it to him many times. Eventually...

[@genieinthepot2455]

​@@MrThemetricsystemhe used the pawn shop with membership card a video or two ago. For some reason I feel like he doesn't clock that the fixer upper works the same way.

[@反伴侣可笑]

My guy doing his best Augustus gloob at the chocolate factory impression, 30gold, loosing all Fights, picks chocolate

[@vinaymalut5702]

He knows how membership card works, he knows how fixer upper scales, he has both at the same time, how does he not put it together even once?

[@isaiahthames7056]

This may have been recorded before he learned that and is just being released now

[@LemmyDeusEst]

The young'uns are learning about Big Backlog

[@myspicyclips6402]

probably because the extra 60 shield on fixer upper is going to do nothing against a permaslow 400 poison 3k shield dooley

[@Dancyspartan]

NL has made a 15 year long Career without reading any description more than for 2 seconds max. Why would you think he has changed? Give up type A's. He is immune to strats, only chance-based pogs lie ahead.

[@sajking7269]

@@myspicyclips6402I mean with that mindset why even play the game to begin with, you gotta work with what you have even if it’s not perfect that’s the whole point lol

[@demetriustrismegistus4367]

0:20 convictions immediately put to the test

[@brammunnik5320]

I'm just hoping NL doesn't encounter the hardest boss of this game at some point in this run (It's model ship)

[@kaue2382]

This guy REFUSES to scale his items that scale based on value and then says value doesn't scale and thinks winning on sandstorm with a shield build is bad, this man's brain is set to mono red mode permanently

[@michaeletzkorn]

He learned about rewards card / fixer upper synergy on stream a few days ago. Very likely after this was recorded.

[@kaue2382]

@@michaeletzkorn we're so back

[@Pinkiepied1]

winning on sandstorm with a shield build is bad in the Dooley meta, like sandstorm when you have 400+ poison isn't going to do jack.

[@wilkic2]

@@Pinkiepied1yes, but if he takes the items, he should try to tailor the build correctly. The only thing worse than a non-meta sandstorm build is a unscaled sandstorm build

[@MiscFitt]

@@wilkic2he's better off looking for Vineyard and the shield version + matchsticks, actual combo off. Can beat a Dooley more often than sandstorm

[@A_Lily_by_Another_Name]

1:04 Autobattle enjoyers while trying to fit Cloud's sword into a fanny pack:

[@fancyfrost7005]

I’m only half way through the video and I want to cry

[@flipperi80]

New intro meta goes crazy

[@mathbookhero]

Buy me sell me ❌ Dance with the one who brought you brother

[@jacobadderley2643]

Oh. And. We. Are. DANCIN.

[@Kayayayaya]

The only nice thing about Dooley being OP is that they're usually out of the pool by day 12, so you might actually win if you can make it to there.

[@memeaccount5898]

Brother thats Pygland, monsters live there.

[@AlbertoNeurohr]

25:05 Man builds even worse board than his previous worst board in history, forcibly ejected from the game.

[@jean-lucaadrians5729]

We are so back gamers

[@raeidm.raunak4927]

And we restarted the game

[@GS03OT]

Gamers, we are back

[@karlgerg2626]

but we dont use paint

[@MiscFitt]

One day he will embrace the combo & scaling nature of the Pyg. Until then... back to Vanessa?

[@radarhead82]

*Tapping forehead* He doesn't need to embrace or understand the Pyg if he only plays Vanessa...

[@TheLtNest]

Other YT Andy's: I watch NL for the riveting commentary and sometimes POG gameplay Me: I watch NL for the Dooley rage We are not the same

[@patrickstar561]

As a historic type B chatter im sorry guys i cant do it anymore i have to convert WHY WOULDNT YOU BUY THE GONJO WHEN EVERY MATCH IS GOING TO SANDSTORM

[@poorgrammar3136]

We’re pivot guys of course we watch NL completely destroy his own build and somehow still win

[@wilkic2]

Finally punished, brother

[@klh_io]

Somehow not this time :D

[@JorgeGomez-e6s]

with a title and video length like this, it can't be good

[@plantz9539]

Been watching the recent Bazaar videos and im just wondering, Is every Jaballian a pacifist?

[@xander6357]

Common misconception , not every Jaballian is a pacifist. Educate yourself.

[@Andy-gt5ok]

Not all jeballians, but somehow always a jeballian

[@omi8101]

-2

[@samfansler653]

1:25 saying dance with the one that brought us before a single combat has to be a new speed run record

[@Rex-ik9hf]

My workflow is becoming dependant on these uploads man

[@Obsiidian]

He will read what temporary shelter does one day, I promise 🙏

[@memeaccount5898]

17:36 I eventually came to ask myself the same question after experiencing this game's ladder for a while: Do devs know basic math?

[@Brachkion]

05:49 Put a little Atlatl in your pocket, who watches over you!

[@NosiAttack]

NL at this point has sold me several games just out of sheer frustration. I just get to the point that I rather just play it myself. However, 100% agree with the repetitiveness of some build patterns at the moment.

[@drunkenhyena3121]

Just off of the title you know

[@DustyLizard85]

and the runtime of the video lol

[@arkle5182]

I'm 12 minutes in and I'm not sure I can sit this one out

[@msalas52]

This is pure chaos. Stoppppp!!! 26:44

[@SuperTweedledum]

Attention must be paid to a six pivot man

[@Tom3kkk]

we are the bazaar fans, of course we are refreshing the NL youtube page to see if there is a new video, and we don't paint it red

[@sajking7269]

Evil Vanessa be like I don’t paint my ship red but I do use paint

[@Kenraali11]

This has double damage, meaning when it gains damage it is doubled. The egg tech is amazing

[@rz6711]

This guy will never paint his shit red

[@wagwanbossy]

DOOLEY THIS AND DOOLEY THAT

[@krd24551]

Sitting on a Rewards Card with a Fixer Upper on field is certainly A choice you CAN make.

[@cpc205__yt]

he is addicted to the pivot

[@TheDownSmasher]

all yap, no skill. But that's why we love our egg

[@qalb5414]

Pack it up type A chatters, this one is not for you

[@vitor262]

That last Dooley was criminal

[@AdrianVM19]

Thanks for the company.

[@TheKikolaczek]

Brass knuckles would be good if they named them jebalian brass knuckles

[@davidballantyne4492]

that doesn't make sense, Jebalians are all pacifists

[@johndelanie3649]

Were lunch break guys, of course we're here within a minute of posting

[@Choke-a-Cola]

19:30 this kinda betrays his mindset, pygmalian plays for the sandstorm like 70% of the time yet he still sees it as bad to win through the sandstorm? it's a part of the game

[@Zevirem]

When he doesn't take the beast.

[@srenkristiansen2793]

You know it's gonna be a strong run when the duration of the video is 30 minutes

[@maldoran9150]

I've been there, my commiseration.

[@aelix56]

Oh no he's starting to pivot.

[@deetsitmeisterjd]

From whomst the bell tolls. *NL's patience*

[@gray007nl]

Why does he hate the shops? 20 gold, 2 empty spots on his board and he's going for a random free weapon instead of a store?

[@vinaymalut5702]

His brain is calibrated to Vanessa where value scaling is nonexistent and shops are usually neutral or slight negative. I’ve gone full type A, I’m so cooked.

[@xander6357]

Do not dance with the one that brought you?

[@Caminacels]

WHAT IS HE DOING I CAN'T

[@lazydroidproductions1087]

The answer was to dance with the one that brought you for like… the first time.

[@gakulon]

it's gonna feel wrong if he ever starts a bazaar video for youtube without restarting at the beginning

[@joaky1989]

This man has fell on pivot hell

[@drewdascrooge]

we are bazaar guys of course we love watching the egg

[@CHIEFxWHITECLOUD]

Boys... is he getting worse?

[@stupidname78399]

Why does he not mouse over the left-most skill to read it half the time? Has he memorized the symbols already?

[@retro5945]

ive been watching NL for a decade now and I think this is one of the worst videos ive ever seen with his decision making lol. Brother was lost

[@XiiSam]

Who let bro cook on this one? 🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@SnackPck923]

Imagine if he realized cloak plus ganjo on atlatl is a thing

[@jzxxe]

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP

[@simons5061]

Refusing to interact with pig mechanics is an amusing choice for sure

[@zacharygrouwinkel1534]

Brother. I think he’s cooked

[@martin162asd]

The day 2 dooley was bonkers

[@moewiththetoe8559]

Where's my mandatory 5 pm slay the spire video man

[@retro5945]

I miss him talking about his day......

[@reptilerabbit8651]

These videos get so much easier to watch when you accept that you have to laugh at him instead of with him

[@SmartDonkeyJr]

We are so back gamers and we restarted the game

[@BigSchim]

I don't care how many videos it takes. I want NL to do a property build.

[@davidballantyne4492]

My egg, if you want to slot in a second weapon why take the skill that only works with using a single weapon? I mean, I know the other skills were not great, but something is better than nothing. Edit: Oh man, that was only the beginning.

[@jarednelson5325]

Could have had a crazy freeze build

[@mcgoo721]

Uhh charge card on your property that scales off its value?

[@elijahfoster5770]

I hopped on my phone while watching this vid on my tv just to say this. He had like what a 90 shield item on day 2/3 and SOLD SPIKED SHIELD… hopefully all the meta will drive him off and he’ll finish the silent runs ;-;

[@Wintyrs]

We are so back guys, of course we restart the game in the first 3 seconds

[@derpaboopderp1286]

Jaballian longbow

[@umiforce8152]

We're buy sell guys of course we. We're buy sell guys of course we. We're buy sell guys of course we.

[@GiantBUThead]

Are the knuckles bugged? They were not dealing double damage.

[@Sheamu5]

e'ry day I'm pivoting

[@framblayt9783]

25:39 he is losing it. 27:24

[@retro5945]

thank god hes not worried about us because i dont care what he runs

[@DragoonBoom]

YES HE TOOK FIXER UPPER DAY 1 LETS GOOOO

[@Pedun42]

Be careful what you wish for, lol

[@MrCloud254]

Hello to the gamers

[@lukalalosevic200]

I dont think brass knuckle's have multi shot , they just hit twice , hmm if you weapon has 70 dmg it will do 35x2 not 70x2 ... but i might be sooo wrong , but i dont think I am xD

[@PenguinLegacy]

We shit red but we don’t use paint

[@fancyfrost7005]

NL subscribes to the sunk cost fallacy confirmed😩

[@vitor262]

What does this title mean?

[@G13ULTRA]

🗣️ BOOOOORRIIINNNNNNG ‼️‼️

[@BonjourGuysBasement]

Theres no way he took the shield skill and sells the spiked shield bro. I understand the atlatl respect but i guess it doesnt matter against the Dooley scum

[@davidbasso8843]

Am i tripping or was the brass knuckles not doing double damage?

[@MrZelnoth]

The damage already factors in the double damage. So at the start for example it has 5 damage, but it shows as 10.

[@davidbasso8843]

@@MrZelnoth ooooh thank you that makes sense