They call me the yoyo master (The Bazaar)

[@theronerdithas2944]

He really treats the Temporary shelter as a Permanent residence.

[@ingrindwecrust9758]

+2

[@GoblinGold-l5w]

It's crazy. I'm questioning chat for shit talking every item except the shelter

[@CountFab]

Bro got the grass top

[@rojobalob]

Shelter can be amazing

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

Bro thinks hes Tent City Major ICANT

[@lunarl1ly]

yoyo’s bazaar adventure?

[@KoustavSamaddar]

+2

[@khazix7446]

+2 +1 Trouble

[@zycro8084]

+2

[@joeykoch5664]

+2

[@drywalldevourer]

+2

[@Pedun42]

I love how every time he sees a bronze item that scales on like day 4, he immediately goes all in. It's so much more enjoyable to watch this way

[@Nighthawk20000]

Type A's in chat dying

[@Pedun42]

@Nighthawk20000 as soon as he gives in to type a's, it's all over

[@TheYashakami]

Very true

[@TheDocperian]

Of course we're dancing, we're with the one that brought us

[@necron4306]

+2

[@LongSocks.]

+2

[@shenbea5091]

+2

[@idkman2833]

+2

[@Morethanlikelyaperson]

"Please teach me to Yo Yo!" Cried the little boy, but the yoyo master didn't care, he didn't stop Yoing

[@K1zma]

+2

[@tokionjouji2782]

Yoinks

[@holyyoghurtman1952]

You biffed the whole line but +2 bro. keep doing what you're doing

[@greysonmiller9407]

"That perk would go crazy with a lot of small weapons." "Are we even looking at the same board, buddy?" 5 min later "I'm realizing that this perk is built for a wide board of small weapons" That guy must be seething lmao

[@ashceffy]

I liked the part when he sold all his best items and put in bad items

[@dragon1512]

“Yeah we should just hold these in the pack while we scale them and use our current build until then” >Not even 2 minutes later “So we’re gonna sell our whole build and put in the unscaled items”

[@Balore]

That doesn't narrow it down as much it should

[@benlavine6259]

video starts at 46:05

[@RalorPenwat]

I wish it did

[@mcgoo721]

Over 50g, our only weapon scales with selling small items, we're in a small item shop, and we're not buy selling.

[@RefugeeJon]

Oh boy a new Bazaar video right in time for lunch! I hope nothing in the first 60 seconds of the video makes me feel awkward about eating this glazed cookie for dessert!

[@jordanleighton6893]

Oh. Oh no

[@Jay-zt1pq]

Battle Royale type cookie

[@tearsofdenial3796]

45:33 despite the hundreds of misplays (not counting keeping dog shelter cause it’s for entertainment purposes) not booting the right items ever (should’ve been shelter and the fastest non weapon to maximize dog haste) he chose to take like 40 health and 3 regen for 0 gold instead of getting 30% crit chance and 8 gold on his 2.3 hasted weapon that gains crit benefit from burn and damage

[@TheGamingAbyss]

You can tell when he starts purposely doing things wrong because he wants out and into the next one.

[@BunchesOfBees]

I have to say, NL's attitude of "ok, sure, I shot myself in the foot-but what if I proceed to blow off my entire leg?" does make for some chaotic runs you really wouldn't see anywhere else. I'm a sicko for this

[@vulthad]

this man's leveling junk, im gonna lose my fckin mind

[@MateoSella-n7e]

i am constantly baffled by how much he likes clamera

[@axelnils]

I don’t think he has realized that 1 second slow is only increasing the cooldown by 0.5 seconds

[@wickedsamurai3323]

Dude its a clam, and a camera. They called it clamera because it's both a clam and a camera. What's not to love??

[@CRAETION_]

I think just by virtue of it being simultaneously a clam and a camera

[@kurowasanabe]

It has the properties of both camera and clam.

[@peterturna9558]

Doesn’t pick the anti freeze enchantment. Loses to freeze 3 times in a row. Chat suggested life steal enchanting

[@cameroncalladine4078]

“You’d do good with a wide board of small items” - chatter “Are we looking a the same board”-NL Less than 5 minutes later he parrots the chatter 😭

[@ruroruro]

The servers are shutting down so you need to wrap up the run quickly? ❌ spend at least some time thinking about what you are doing, get your final 10th victory ✅ spam click through every hour, only buy chocolate and gumballs, keep loosing for 4 days in a row

[@radarhead82]

whoever told him to put lifesteal on yoyo instead of radiant on anything killed him lol

[@barathvirupriya1025]

We're the bazaar guys, of course we watch the videos back to back the moment they drop

[@Tom3kkk]

We're the bazaar guys, of course we paint our shit red - and we don't use paint.

[@zaph3788]

@@Tom3kkk AND WE DON'T USE PAINT

[@BeaPolits]

"is there any chance we can get temporary shelter from kev's armory" every single time man lmao

[@PlaceBotox]

Bazaar content got me acting like a yoyo. Just when I thought I'm down, he reels me back in.

[@donavonweikel]

I am dead at the octopus ignore... I can't

[@brammunnik5320]

One and a half hours of yoyo Vanessa? We must be all yoyo no strings attached with this one

[@donkeykong315]

Who’s gonna tell him

[@yashc1137]

That Octopus would have gone crazy

[@tearsofdenial3796]

53:33 if I had a nickel every time this video that NL passed on an item that gives him free small items every day when his build is centered around selling small items, I’d have two nickels

[@gustave7619]

For anyone confused at the start “whos my mom talking to” is a reference to like a meme where some guy mom texting a guy named ramses and she is like i need you my great pharaoh my temple is calling for its pharaoh

[@Oilyoxygen]

The hardest part of being a dog owner, is when a dog grows old and weak, they try to hide it from their master- even if they're suffering. That's why, through those sweet memories of the good times you gotta be able to face the facts and admit to yourself: "It's time to pivot".

[@meraw8589]

24:26 me when I see a golden retriever in the national dog show

[@Vnejk]

+2

[@insert9608]

+2

[@Prosepon]

Its fun to watch your build blast the egg and see chat give him guff about it.

[@Forkez]

I am torn between wanting to see him play different characters (and possibly not knowing wtf is going on), or him wiping the arena with the same old Vanessa

[@iPlayVGs]

bayonet was the run killer for the second run

[@groundfloorgamingcollectiv4816]

The worst part of ookie cookie is when you're already last and one of your frat brothers reaches over and tries to help you. Just totally emasculating

[@TheTobiasandersen95]

Gets offered radiant enchant, ignores it for lifesteal and loses 3 in a row to freeze 😅😅😅

[@ThmSphone]

The cookie game is already a battle royale

[@LunaSaint]

Man really forced us to watch the turn 4 bronze dog into selling catapult game.

[@jordanleighton6893]

‘No punishment will befall me I’m dead’ Legendary

[@jassystamper6702]

1:21:23: Thats why he's my streamer.

[@martin162asd]

malfurion comment game me whiplash, never heard him mention wc3

[@BunnyOnASnuman]

I think it was a hearthstone reference

[@kokosan09]

NL digging himself deeper into a hole without a shovel in his deck, you love to see it!

[@tobyd6491]

8:08 ... if Ninja got a lowtaper fade

[@bixdugan8300]

#1 Clamera Stan has logged on.

[@pidgeotroll]

0:30 in and NL is already deadnaming Avishkar.

[@leafboi125]

My goat is washed…

[@jakehr3]

"(Smugly) We win these" literally 2 seconds later, loses

[@Tobophos]

Oh boy I can't wait to watch my favorite streamer play The Bazaar while I eat food and have him talk about completely normal subjects! 😨

[@Pavkoni]

We're the bazaar guys of course we dance with the ones who brought us.

[@Tyranee]

40:26 its a hot dog

[@zagtag6061]

when will he realize silencer is goated in all of his one weapon builds

[@evertime123]

I think that dog build might have popped off if nl grabbed that cove

[@michielankersmit8656]

no, bronze dog with no way to upgrade it is just awful on day 5

[@bixdugan8300]

One day NL will actually buy/sell when he has a buy/sell build

[@TerminalMurph]

so funny thing for the intro... they had to rename kaladesh because apparently in some dialects of hindi Desh means place. which was intended, however; Kala can sometimes mean black (like derogatory black). so they renamed it to Avishkar in preparation for Aetherdrift coming out next year,

[@dominikikik]

the realization after that crit heal was a thing of beauty 😂

[@Gabu_]

Get yourself a person who loves you like NL loves chocolate.

[@EpiDot52]

Bazaar is a great watch, NL! I'm enjoying this.

[@nandomax3]

24:46, the guy had his dog hit 281 att on day 5, you were on the day 10 with a dog with 394. That's so unfair, I believe the dog stacks too slowly to be viable.

[@fjordojustice]

Ya I think he just really likes scaling items like that lol. Definitely goes for them harder then he really should considering how slowly some of them scale. Especially at bronze. IMO the dog and the shelter are like, fully unusable at bronze.

[@acepie413]

pyg gets dog much earlier and upgrades it faster + has additional items/level-ups to give small items for selling (candy / spare change), NL was playing it on Vanessa who scales it much slower

[@kamelontti3926]

selling the catapult was incredible

[@jordanleighton6893]

17:10 Why do you hate your build? brother, YOU made it

[@sampearce5458]

We’re curio guys, of course we build our entire run around bronze-tier junk

[@joshnoble07]

actually just nuts that I only know battle for zendikar bc I remember this mans mtg era

[@6FTCloser]

That bone would've gone sick with the Clamera

[@michael1567]

Kaladesh Mentioned, we're aetherpogging

[@bradleysiddeguzman3466]

The freeze builds were crazy at the end

[@jacobadderley2643]

Love the content! Keep it up egg king!

[@galga4864]

That dog run was.. ruff ruff

[@jordanleighton6893]

I try so hard not to type a, but after watching yesterday and seeing him sell the silencer today I almost broke

[@katdg1447]

I enjoyed the cinematic

[@cricerysth7431]

I was so disappointed when he sold the sunderer. Definitely bugged btw, getting shields to the negative.

[@manolobrinks]

I have a question, does the bayonet charge the yoyo every time the yoyo goes?

[@JacoIII]

22:16 me explaining to a boomer why I rent instead of own.

[@SkyClap]

3:00 im eating.

[@agrocreepers]

;-; noooooo if you drop the shelter for the bone drop wanted poster for dock lines you have 5 slows which charge the bone and ik you lose the sustain but you already like twice the health of you opponents and the dmg plus the slows and the bone theme wouldda been insane

[@RealDealRio]

1:21:55 is the most epic tell off of chat lololol

[@bobbyrooster5859]

This BobbyRooster guy seems really cool and funny

[@connorcapaci9030]

hey is the puffer guy from the video 😝😝😝

[@bobbyrooster5859]

Here 📝 take my autograph it’ll be worth a lot one day

[@mr.amirmax259]

When is December 5th stream gonna end lol

[@lv9cubone787]

I paint my cookie white, but I don't use paint

[@ratbaby3107]

Damn egg and i started playing magic at the same time. I stayed on for longer, it was a good time to get out tbh

[@graysonkurjata620]

1200 damage octopus or +1 damage on all items. No clutch gene.

[@littlej211]

Auld Lang Syne 🙅 Old Long John 👍

[@Gumunista]

My brother in christ how many episodes did he record in december 5th?

[@Netsuhakumi]

Here we go again

[@DXTb0nEXD]

I legit dont understand why he had silencer for so long. Am i missing something?

[@purplelotus531]

7:40 my brother you are in day 2 hour 2 there are barely any bricks laid out you are not pivoting you are starting the build

[@sisyphus_strives5463]

Education is a waste of resources, what kind of troggy....

[@derpaboopderp1286]

How far behind are we on the twitch-> youtube bazaar timeline

[@MartaBunny]

Pufferfish got removed on the 5th of December and he's getting it in shops this run, so we're close to 2 weeks behind here

[@manolobrinks]

Yeah but the bespoke runs are more recent ​@@MartaBunny

[@connorm9726]

Holy skipping the heavy star chart 😂😂😂😂

[@colerinehart1938]

he just keeps yo-ing

[@MrLemno1]

Game looks so fun! Anyone got a key?

[@ruroruro]

Why does he keep buying expensive chocolate???

[@bigbeezy5056]

We're Bazaar boys, of course we Pog when the yoyo runs drops

[@PotionSmeller]

58:10 wait HE'S BALD??????

[@alex__9001]

yoyo ma

[@drewsmith3953]

Calling it "Kaladesh", out here like the Consulate wasn't overthrown and the plane renamed, -2 as usual

[@enumthunder]

I love the bazaar

[@SmellMyPeanut]

Do they NL? Do they really?

[@Frodo_Sagbag]

Egg man

[@connorcapaci9030]

That guy bobbyroster is a loser for running puffer 😹😹😹

[@uka091]

"schooling can be good for you but societally its a waste of resources" is the smartest thing i heard all week

[@kungfupandaluver6919]

yoooooo(yo)

[@rodion1056]

"It's like Kaladesh in here" Does he know?

[@Guenwhyever]

He has to.

[@tulicloure]

Isn't the stream date from before the announcement?

[@enmanuelrondon9700]

I can't believe he said the k word on stream..

[@HellMuTii]

whoa whoa whoa. you cant say kaladesh anymore. wizard said it was racist.