Do You Remember These Guys?

[@MatchaGrounds]

DUDE I swear Johnk was the most underrated Mendela effect, I would tell my friends like "Yo who else totally remembers Johnk?" and they'd be all like "How did you get in my house" and I'd be like "Johnk taught me"

[@thefanmanofmanfan]

I love Johnk, I remember him whispering in my ears when I would try to sleep

[@makou347]

The whispers help ripen the legs

[@machnesntsn_ind.]

that guy gave me poor financial advice in my sleep and made me lose my house! next time I see him im gonna take back my leg!

[@KiwioftheTropics]

I love how this comment implies that you no longer try to sleep

[@gildedlink]

Johnk may not have known where the rice went, but he knew the daily changes to rice futures in the market. Gotta think ahead in this game.

[@ImpulseBuilds]

Good ol' Jhonk! Who could forget!

[@themoagoddess1820]

I'm sure glad I can't!

[@gofriskyourself-truepacife6025]

I tried but thankfully everytime I try Jhonk gets closer.

[@sosomadman]

Such a legend, or urban legend...

[@Puma_ishere]

Would you ever consider doing taskmaster?

[@Oreowich]

Omg that would be amazing Eggoson got on so I hope emu gets on

[@jazzillion8356]

I believe Hunter also works on the show if I'm not mistaken!! so it's more likely than ya think

[@Puma_ishere]

@@jazzillion8356 i know and he knows a lot of poeple who have been on it. e.g. sam campell. And mae martin EDIT: I forgot Phil wang and hugh dennis

[@DonkEStables]

This is the most true comment ever

[@cubisttubist]

@@Puma_ishere and Phil Wang!

[@555_Hiya_Kai]

Good old Johnk. I remember waking up with a chunk out of my leg, and a little trail of rice crispies leading to my wardrobe. Good times!

[@moowaffels]

I loved listening to my cereal snap crackle pop and johnnk. Although the johnk sounded like it was whispered in some ancient forgotten tongue so it was hard to comprehend.

[@c1oudsky]

you mean language?

[@moowaffels]

@@c1oudsky old tongue or ancient tongue is another way of saying old language… usually used in fantasy

[@c1oudsky]

@@moowaffels really? Strange. In my language these two are actually one word

[@PabloEdvardo]

seeing him holding back his own laughter is the best part

[@JustaBi182]

jhonk was my halloween costume in ol '94

[@hoyboy6150]

Gotta love Jhonk. Was not a fan of what he did to my cat though, took days for the smell to go away

[@randomindividual948]

Jhonk really did have his ups and downs, but at least he stopped the fights over who got top bunk!

[@Whitecroc]

You really shouldn't have let him urinate on the cat.

[@hoyboy6150]

@@Whitecroc yes... urination, that was it, mhm...

[@connor1586]

Johnk! I remember the campaign where you sent in a bit of your leg skin and got a Johnk toy.

[@nigelthornberry5375]

"how do the grains of rice go hollow?" couldn't've'st the perfect line to set the tone

[@bizwiz2852]

Oh yes, Johnk! I used to have tea with him every Sunday. What a good lad… I think.

[@bigmclargehuge8219]

I could never forget Jhonk and all those breathless nights spent in Paris.

[@marcusorta714]

I *KNEW* I was the third wheel!

[@Treath]

I have never related more to a mascot. Jhonk is my hero!

[@kerhaidet]

Jazz is the best performer I've ever seen!!! Maybe that's why I saw him 4 times in less than 2 years. Twice in the US, twice in London. Every time I see his show it's the best time of my life!!!

[@Dr.Funk8864]

Johnk was my facorite he comforted me when i woke up to one of my knees missing

[@theavenger2378]

I saw this bit at the Game Grumps live show, I was in tears by the end of that set!

[@eivinkringen4725]

Ah, who could ever forget Jhonk! My personal hero

[@thegreatdabdos]

I remember back in september when you played as warm up for TWRP you did this bit, funniest shit I had seen in a bit lmao

[@Octodolphin]

How could I forget Jhonk? He's the reason my dad's got a limp.

[@drphdmd7064]

Jhonk was always the funny one, his dark humor was refreshing.

[@skuntanksnuggler3919]

Jazz Emu if you ever read this please know that I have really bad physical tics when I'm mentally unwell and YOUR MUSIC is the only noise that calms my tics. especially The Real Me. Thank you. I know you didn't intend to, but thank you.

[@jostie]

Omg I haven’t seen you in forever on my fyp I’ve loved your skits and music for so long and I don’t know how you don’t have millions of followers by now everything you do is amazing and I truly believe you should be more well known I still have your music in my playlists and listen to it frequently I’m so glad to see you again!!

[@caseyogden7105]

omg i watched this live i loved it so much

[@Rosskles]

Had no idea you did a stand up style show ❤😂

[@n1s2e]

Yes Johnk! This was my favorite part of live performance

[@vampireculture-c4z]

we could never forget jhonk o7

[@cursecom2019]

one of my favorite Jazz Emu bits!!

[@ShawnsEPIC]

i’ve been waiting so long for you to upload this bit 🎉

[@appleseedtrees7512]

Do you grease your glasses before you go on stage? I gotta try that one

[@JazzEmu]

I like ‘em sloppy

[@MrJ3Tom]

From the crowd laughing their butts off, I guess we all had different corporate childhood traumas here in France! I still don't get it it's so sad ahah Btw amazing "Première partie" @Jazz Emu, that was such a great surprise, hope you've found your merch back!

[@lavicrepnaes]

This bit was great. Saw him open for game grumps a year and a bit ago

[@nicolaphilip6383]

Went home in tears of laughter after the manchester show May I please have a piece of your......? LIVERRR

[@potatoextreme4252]

How many times have you watched this video? Me: *YES*

[@jazzillion8356]

life goals = seeing Jazz Emu live

[@geelonggarfields]

Same! So talented!

[@sacolaman8529]

this has to be a not even dust creation

[@TenaciousDuane]

I got to experience this at the twrp concert in oslo, it was a bizzare experience indeed

[@kierathegaygal202]

Hi I'm the one who yelled 'LEG'

[@British_Rogue]

Flashbacks to my late father, whenever one of us was being slightly weird or unusual, calmly saying: _"Shh, shh, shhhh. It's okay. The men in white coats are on their way."_

[@Customfurball28]

Johnk was always my favorite growing up!

[@Be_A_Bi_Warlock]

My spirit animal honestly

[@slaskpojken396]

ahhh the memories (saw him before game grumps live heh, he did this bit :) )

[@okay_is_cool]

johnk is love, johnk is life

[@Throwawayman8]

🔥

[@FonzietheCapybara]

No I don't remember Jhonk. But I do remember the men in white coats at the bottom of my bed, they were the Frosties mascots right?

[@JewettMusic]

Boy, if you ever come to LA, I gotta make it to that

[@snorlaxjen]

Where does all the rice goooooo

[@Pixelusually]

I had all the johnk memorabilia growing up

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

I remember seeing this bit live, lost my shit then and now 😆

[@JoeAllenD]

Ohhhh Johnk! Right

[@arunkarthikma3121]

Jazz emu lore just dropped

[@Mikkjel1]

Big mandela effect energy in the crowd.

[@someoneontheinternet072]

0:54 is there a requirement that all musical comedians have to be oddly good at rolling their r’s?

[@renthehag]

Please come to the States someday 😭

[@RockOnTheKitchenTable]

Jhonk stole my shoes :(

[@geelonggarfields]

No, they threw the shoes in the woods. It's your DNA that johnk stole so they can engineer a fourth heart and live forever

[@sunniestsideup_]

i remember johnk!!

[@Iroduckling]

god jazz you are oh so humourus

[@thecarismatik]

You should do all of your songs on scene, it'd make you the most famous man on the planet.

[@shakeitoff1000]

Would Jhonk ever take Shmomp?

[@gamebuster800]

What the actual F was this and where can I watch the rest

[@charlesmizell6254]

Is there any chance we'll be seeing a dirt man collab with Carter Vail?

[@axr9151]

WHEN DID JAZZ EMU START DOING STAND UP HES SO GOOD

[@goldenmooshroomgirl6795]

If Johnk wasn't your favourite growing up did you even have a childhood??

[@thomasspalmer]

So Johnk is what happened to Dr House's leg! It all makes sense now

[@MelodiTheMess]

Oh

[@IndustrialBonecraft]

Ah, Johnk, the WallStreetBets before WallStreetBets.

[@T-Bexs]

We ❤ Johnk

[@kingcalamity6276]

Move over Candle Cove, here comes Johnk

[@kimsteen8185]

No i do not. Should i?

[@333arianna]

other people’s dreams: omg I spoke to my crush! my dreams:

[@Bl00dBl055um]

Johnk is the one hollowing out the rice don't let him fool you!!!!

[@uiopuiop3472]

how do the rice become hollow

[@Palozon]

I loved Jhonk as a kid, but as an adult I kinda want my legs back.

[@Beyond_Beyblade]

Im missing a toe from one time he got a little hangry, poor jhonk he can't control his leg tasting desire.

[@chrismorris8196]

Johnk was always my favorite. Shame what happened =\

[@calvietunion3588]

I think it's better that Jhonk remains forgotten...

[@bruh-du8ze]

And he got his own spin off brand what was it?

[@lvcifer-cloverfield]

Yehes

[@HylianHero123]

Because of Jhonk i now know how the stock market works

[@SlashEff]

finally the british have their own burnham

[@cupofmilkyway]

I feel like Im going craszy

[@HildeTheOkayish]

unfortunately my long term memory isn't that great so I don't remember him. but he sounds nice

[@FragrantlyOdious]

😂🤣

[@that44rdv4rk]

Count Chocula had him whacked, iirc.

[@RuthBhmand]

We all loved being kicked by old winos, because that would give us a gammy leg, just like Jhonk❤

[@LoganLe-tf1rm]

You forgot the 5th one. It starts with a C. Co-

[@Skia_Woodling]

Conk?

[@dongle_fiddler]

Jhonk couldnt possibly be a better friend... unless he were to perhaps pay me back that $10 I lent him last summer

[@BlakeJp9]

LOLOLOLOL

[@Ratatoothie]

First🎉

[@capybara85]

Johnk

[@Oreowich]

Yay jazz emu posted yippeee today is a good day Edit: damn 2 views in 26 seconds He really fell off

[@geelonggarfields]

It's a shame the maga crowd are gonna vote johnk back in for another 4 years. Still I understand why they don't want four more years of the chicken on the cornflakes box

[@iterativegrowth]

#freejohnk

[@Nofurtherquestions]

Was that meant to be funny

[@PugnaciousMouse]

Yes?

[@soup-r-stitious]

19 seconds 2 views, Jazz Emu fell off