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@AtrakKarta8 ай бұрын
Person looking to buy a car: "Cargo space?" Salesperson: "Car no go space. Car go road." Doc:
@dnk83158 ай бұрын
lmao
@Latedozer8 ай бұрын
"So, Car go Time!"
@mqnchy79818 ай бұрын
Elon:
@Alex_Vir7 ай бұрын
@@mqnchy7981 car go boom?
@link_team38557 ай бұрын
@@Alex_Vir No, Car go vroom
@roideschiffres67608 ай бұрын
You should have made the ribbon vertical, that way, when you would launch the rocket, you could see the whole world.
@stinkystink98308 ай бұрын
whoa
@TrevorSmithy7 ай бұрын
but considering the aspect ratio of his display, that would make far less sense (especially when you compare the 24+ hrs to the few seconds of the rocket launch)
@roideschiffres67607 ай бұрын
@@TrevorSmithy Haven't though of that, the question is does an amazing end cinematics is worth playing in a less adventageous aspect ratio. His screen is in 16:9 so yeah it would be really distorted, I play on a 4:3 monitor so for me it wouldn't be as bad.
@itsMurasko7 ай бұрын
@@TrevorSmithy Just rotate your Screen :D
@Lvl100Boss7 ай бұрын
need a mod for a diagonal world
@chiefbucket8 ай бұрын
I like how his comment every time he has to add some new material through the abomination of belts his reaction is "I just have to squeeze this through, shouldn't be too bad". I guess playing through 22 purgatory sentences worth of sushi Factorio to achieve single digit SPM gives you a new outlook
@DocJade8 ай бұрын
definitely, my notion of "hard" or "slow" has been altered forever by that video
@GoldenArbiter018 ай бұрын
@@DocJade It's good to be able to take something that, under the geneva convention, is probably constituted as a war crime/psychological torture, and being able to come out stronger on the other end.
@thetute595 ай бұрын
man your second sentence is just hilarously worded :)
@MBoy2000_8 ай бұрын
Stone and blue circuits on the same belt is crazy
@SimoneBellomonte6 ай бұрын
Pfp (Profile picture) and / or Banner Sauce (Source [Artist])? 🗿
@Crunk_Cat2 ай бұрын
@@SimoneBellomonte you are down bad af
@ManoVHS8 ай бұрын
I loved the line, "Man how fast is this research!" Is about perspective
@El_Presidente_53378 ай бұрын
Wow. This seemed far less painful than what I expected.
@matt50758 ай бұрын
Yeah I was not expecting a 20 min video.
@ChickenKinglolz8 ай бұрын
Well i mean, it's annoying but not hard
@SimoneBellomonte6 ай бұрын
@@matt5075The entire playthrough took almost closelyiersz to 25 hoursz of playtimesz. 💀
@SincoolKira3 ай бұрын
surely it's less painful when cramped in a 20 min video. didn't seem less painful when looking at how long it took :)
@quiggsy85718 ай бұрын
Making me wonder what a sidescroller factorio would be like
@thedesaj28 ай бұрын
Ah, so Tech-raria of sorts?
@Flubbred8 ай бұрын
@@thedesaj2 Territory Control 2. Kind of.
@keyofdoornarutorscat8 ай бұрын
@@Flubbred holy shit i played territory control in KAG forever ago, didnt know there was a standalone coming
@Flubbred8 ай бұрын
@@keyofdoornarutorscat Yep it indeed is. It's on steam but can't be purchased yet. There is a discord out of it tho.
@bobjoe34928 ай бұрын
Factorria
@comedycorpse97688 ай бұрын
the man started and saw he had no coal, then rolled with it. i gotta respect that, i dont have that kind of dedication for a video. That deserves a sub, a like and a comment folks lets get this lad's number up. Awesome video by the by. Definitely following this channel close
@LuciaS_VA8 ай бұрын
The four worms after you took so long to kill that single big worm was absolutely hilarious. Great comedic timing on that editing. Great video! Thank you for sharing this with everyone.
@fierce13408 ай бұрын
As the guy who mentioned not hearing background music in the sushi video, I have to give you a *chefs kiss* of approval for the new audio levels. I used to work with audio professionally and this is literally and figuratively music to my ears!
@berniezenis48768 ай бұрын
When you start your full Pyanodons sushi belt ribbon world, do yourself a favor and adjust things to decrease your pain. For example, if you hate combat, turn enemies off. Maybe start with some bots. It is probably going to be a long session; so, get the "milk and cookies" and settle in a comfy chair.
@DocJade8 ай бұрын
I would rather claw my eyes out with a rusty thumbtack
@berniezenis48768 ай бұрын
@@DocJade I think there's a mod for that.
@creepinator45878 ай бұрын
hmm, I kind of want to see this with an even smaller world now. Maybe the rocket silo can be modded to have a smaller footprint? Or you could just make the goal to research it and collect all the materials you would need in a chest
@KillinTime27928 ай бұрын
mod the map so there's a rocket silo at the start, so long as you don't delete it the map can be 5 tiles tall to fit refineries.
@obbscur24 ай бұрын
this is actually an excellent visialisation on what a bus is, what advantage it brings and how it works
@AkashSingh-jv5im8 ай бұрын
Would love to see you tackle a Warptorio run. Great job as usual btw :)
@g6qwerty8 ай бұрын
I loved belt spaghetti it wasn't as ordered as his is. figuring out how to cram it all in a limited space. That and i was too lazy to try and rebuild it all evertime I expanded the factory floor.
@alexlowe20548 ай бұрын
@@g6qwerty The best way to handle warptorio is to just use bot logistics for production once you've got it set up. The big beacon in the center layer makes productivity not an issue, you can fit everything you need to launch two rockets almost constantly into that big middle floor if you use dense bot logistics. The hardest part is getting to the water for power production inside your base. I highly recommend just turning on the config setting for early boiler water. Without it, half the run is setting up water and miners, which leaves you little time to optimize your factory.
@fiddleriddlediddlediddle3 ай бұрын
Guys would rather research projectile damage 1, 2 and 3 instead of making 20 red bullets.
@anoriolkoyt7 ай бұрын
"Its 2am and I need to go to bed, but...." - average factorio player
@TrueHitoare8 ай бұрын
18:44 Wait, so you're telling me...cargo space? :O
@bbjygm3 ай бұрын
"At this point I'm just researching random stuff to put off making the next science." I feel called out
@partywumpus52678 ай бұрын
Pro combat tip: don't walk in straight lines near worms, just wobble (up, left, down, right, up, etc) rapidly and the worms will never hit you because they're trying to predict where you'll be when the projectile hits assuming you keep walking in the direction you're currently going.
@bearmike_360KB8 ай бұрын
Hi probably know about it. He used that technique in the video.
@DocJade8 ай бұрын
Yeah I do know about this, but it looks awful (shakey) on camera so I try to avoid it
@rishidas97318 ай бұрын
Ah, the 'wiggle maneuver'
@oberonpanopticon8 ай бұрын
ah, the dune maneuver
@dairychoco56038 ай бұрын
pro commenting tip: watch the video first and THEN comment
@Argosh8 ай бұрын
Note: The combat against the worms was done quickly after lube finished. Just saying.
@Hexagonaldonut8 ай бұрын
Preparation is important for these kinds of things! They can be much more painful otherwise.
@Helena-me6mp8 ай бұрын
@@Hexagonaldonut I literally read penetration
@bbjygm3 ай бұрын
After the lube finished, the worms were finished
@CyhAnide4 ай бұрын
I spent the entire video having to repeatedly remind myself that no, this was not aggressively letterboxed; the world is just very noodly. This is the True Spaghetti.
@ImTheCrepe8 ай бұрын
I'm looking forward to the new versions since the new rials may make rail transportation in these ribbon worlds plausable
@techwizsmith79638 ай бұрын
I've seen a few of these that use rails. Ends up being more compact than trying to run a bus, both of which get sidestepped by building production next to what consumes it instead of trying to belt it past things
@TheAgamemnon9118 ай бұрын
Rail is already plausible on this challenge. In fact, playing no-rail on ribbon is making it at least 500% more difficult.
@wizardbrandon35448 ай бұрын
sadly its dlc only
@nero37008 ай бұрын
@@wizardbrandon3544 It's not, it will be included in 2.0.
@wizardbrandon35448 ай бұрын
@@nero3700 no, the elevated rail is confirmed to be dlc
@rusparmesan8 ай бұрын
Would it have been easier using cargo wagons for transport as Dosh did? Or maybe two-headed train going back and forth with all the materials reserved in cargo wagons?
@rocky25618 ай бұрын
Dosh had issues with cago wagons getting deadlocked if an inserter was assigned to more than one item. So yeah you could move the items faster using the maxed stack inserter using the wagons but still only 4 different items. 4 inserters per wagon so the same as side loading the belts and I think the wagon occupied 2 tiles the same as 2 belts. He may have found a way around that using circuits for his malls but I'm not sure
@martylawson16388 ай бұрын
If he wants more than one train, I think he would need to make the world 11 tiles wide to fit the signals and stations.
@asinatiopl5348 ай бұрын
@@rocky2561 that's because he was creating more items than the inserters could've handled, in this challenge the throughput wouldn't be as big of an issue (also no need to give inserters a filter since they're allowed to only pick up the item the adjacent assembling machine needs as an ingredient, technically putting a double lane of the trainbus would give you a 80 different item limited throughput filter belt xd, also some other things i'd gladly showcase using discord screenshare and paint if you wanna discuss)
@asinatiopl5348 ай бұрын
@@martylawson1638 2 for signals, 2 for traintrack, meaning 5 left, you need 3 for the assembly machine and 1for the inserters going in and out if not for the rocket silo you'd be able to do it with 8 imo
@martylawson16388 ай бұрын
@@asinatiopl534 I was assuming you'd want a parallel track for stations and multiple trains. Not having a place to pull off the mainline makes using multiple trains hard, but i think there are ways to do it. i.e. lots of trains shuttling left and right to transfer items between factory blocks.
@CyrilNeko8 ай бұрын
you can ctrl click on equipements in your inventory to equip it when the grid is open. It's very useful to equip every personnal solar panels with one click and fill the gaps
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis97146 ай бұрын
Factorio Engeneer is an absolutely wizard, he knows how to make S out of CnH2n+2 and H2O. Notice the lack of sulfur in oil and watter?
@ewrfwert4 ай бұрын
Crude oil literally contains Sulfur in the form of dissolved hydrogen sulphide H2S and carbonyl sulphide COS. Crude oil by definition is not a pure hydrocarbon (The aforementioned CnH2n+2), and contains many impurities.
@SovereignHumanBeingX8 ай бұрын
I've never felt so claustrophobic and entertained at the same time.😮😢😮😂
@bouncer6ix8 ай бұрын
I always love seeing your creative solutions! Truly an inspiration and I look forward to your next inspired build!
@bilel-dk8zh8 ай бұрын
wanna play factorio together
@noogiesm8 ай бұрын
babe wake up new docjade video dropped
@imblackmagic12098 ай бұрын
thanks for all the effort! it was pretty entertaining, suffice to say, i wouldn't have the patience nor time to do this
@sthcproductions3 ай бұрын
A trick, if you were unaware: you can set what will be filled in slots for train wagons. You could have done the super train, with stations for production and supply
@mastergx110 сағат бұрын
This inspired me to have a go myself. Same settings as yours. I went with the mother-of-all-sushi-belts that ran a loop right around my entire base (well, more of a line really and circuit controlled of course). Mine took me 60 hours to launch.
@hoveringgoat80618 ай бұрын
I think itd be really interesting to have a bidirectional single traintrack that you use to deliver all your goods. bus is boring. But i impressed you squeezed it in there
@mebestupid71348 ай бұрын
12:20 The trajectory of the worms spit or whatever it is is relative to your motion vector. that means it's alsways gonna hit you if you dont change your motion vector but on the other hand it's hardly gonna hit you if you change your movement direction with good timing
@asinatiopl5348 ай бұрын
this reminded me of a video made by doshdoshington, where he used trains as the main bus for his no belts challenge, unironically would work here (you researching trains for no reason in a weird challenge setting made my neurons beep)
@michelvosje8 ай бұрын
I uninstalled the game because I was playing too many hours which wasn't good for my health. But now I keep watching these Factorio videos. Somebody plz help me.
@El_Presidente_53378 ай бұрын
Play War Thunder instead :P (It's hell)
@FranciscoLima-xm1fj8 ай бұрын
the factory must grow
@kristofladanyi36714 ай бұрын
Go to therapy
@Spruceboi8 ай бұрын
Love your vids doc!
@sorjbritten78048 ай бұрын
Loving the regular uploads!!
@DodgyDaveGTX8 ай бұрын
10:25 "easy peasy" - I'm watching this and realising our definitions of "easy peasy" are _wildly_ different 😶
@waaaghtech99598 ай бұрын
When I was playing thin world (but 16 tiles) the closest copper patch, after starting 150k one, was 2700 tiles away. I remember coordinates because I also sat up enemies to 600/600% 😂
@pulsefel92108 ай бұрын
i remember the reddit post about the runs to see if this was even possible. the biggest issue being once placed the silo became a WALL was something.
@blissfuldj76278 ай бұрын
Seeing an old college humor classic as the opening is beautiful
@Moingboy7 ай бұрын
After watching Dosh challenge runs, the lack of salt is somewhat shocking. Nice video!
@tomsterbg81302 ай бұрын
I love how it took you less time to do this than it took me to launch a rocket on a default settings map where i was cooking more spaghet than i should have
@greeny-dev7 ай бұрын
Tip for picking up body: left click it instead, and then ctrl+click one space twice. First click gives you all the items of the same type and leaves empty space behind, second click gathers all remaining items (ctrl+click on empty space transfers everything possible). Much faster than mining the body.
@brentritchie61997 ай бұрын
Excellent job and 25 hours is very fast well done!
@Z1pZ1p3rАй бұрын
Considering how many times you had to tear down shit one would assume personal robots would have been part of your loadout.
@sashacuprum2 ай бұрын
if you use a train, it will be easy to manage delivery across the base. but it's good to see another way to solve transport issues in this tiny world
@theycallmejohn47338 ай бұрын
Superb script-writing, very nice video!
@rockerravn8 ай бұрын
This is a very nice time to get some good content
@Phoenix-zu6on7 ай бұрын
12:10 that spliced in "WEST" is everything :D
@sanderbos42438 ай бұрын
Always love your editing
@MolvouX7 ай бұрын
I've never properly seen gameplay of factorio but it kind of surprised me that the game shares quite a lot of mechanics with satisfactory. I've never felt the need to try factorio but I enjoyed satisfactory quite a lot so I might give it a try
@TuriGamer6 ай бұрын
Would be interesting if you could have multiple lines stacked with a gap that you can only cross left and right snacking upwards
@AmourMatthysen8 ай бұрын
I always want this to be like a zombie survival metro exodus map were you fight of waves of bitters.
@tobiasschlede6888 ай бұрын
15:46 Just a guess: Lincoln Assassination.
@baddestmofoalive8 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the OG Ribbon Worlds, but taken to the extreme lol
@nemtudom50748 ай бұрын
3:56 Sums up perfectly why i dont play with cliffs
@kajidontcare72678 ай бұрын
This is art *chef's kiss*
@maltardraco95558 ай бұрын
I'm sure you're not the first one to beat this challenge but this was fun.
@raqtty8 ай бұрын
Legends say that doc is playing space exploration right now
@hazmasterocks7 ай бұрын
I just started playing factorio again, and man, I completely forgot how to set up factories lol, I wasn't great by any stretch before but I did get somewhat into the natural progression of it before and wow, dont know how the hell to do stuff again
@HellWatcher1178 ай бұрын
I remember being able to use the edge for water. Was this changed or was that a special setting?
@user-ls7ld5sm2b8 ай бұрын
Michael did this challenge very well. Now let's see what you can do.
@95DreadLord8 ай бұрын
missed opportunity to make the pun of "time to turn cargo into cargo-space" with the rocket
@kar_toncu63308 ай бұрын
Nice video, what about a diagonal world?
@CyborusYTКүн бұрын
"professional amateur spaghetti builder" Papyrus
@theoldhorn3 ай бұрын
I took inspiration from this video and did the same challenge. Just finished it. First time launching a rocket, funny enough. Took 25hrs. Got Lazy Bast*rd achievement while I was at it. Thanks for the idea!
@PeterZaitcev8 ай бұрын
I don't know why nobody opens their corpses as a chest. That's only a few clicks more and many times faster.
@fierce13408 ай бұрын
Awesome vid!!
@johiahdoesstuff16148 ай бұрын
This feels like settings where using train cars as a main bus would be better
@kamilhorvat82907 ай бұрын
Congratulations, beating factorio in 20 minutes is new world record !
@CrowdKraut8 ай бұрын
I waited for the yellow- blue- and redbelt waving :D
@theworkshopwhisperer.59028 ай бұрын
Another ribbon world playthrough oh boy here we go again.
@oggilein18 ай бұрын
okay, now do a playthrough in factorio version 0.11 which uses the missile defense building for completing the game, a building that is 6x6 tiles therefore allowing for a 6 tile high ribbon world :)
@frostedwest6258 ай бұрын
Is there a way to play older versions of factorio?
@HellWatcher1178 ай бұрын
@@frostedwest625Wube has archived back to 6.4 on their site.
@assamite96148 ай бұрын
You, my good Sir, are Factorio's equivalent of a junky who somehow convinced himself he's living the best life. It amuses me, well done.
@45474667 ай бұрын
Every factorio player is a junkie.
@jonDuke98 ай бұрын
Seriously, use some red ammo! Those worms will go down so much faster. The bump from 5 to 8 base damage may not seem like much, but Factorio enemies have damage resistance. Medium worms subtract 5, and big worms subtract 10 damage, so depending on the level of upgrades you have red ammo can actually be multiple times stronger than yellow against them. (there's a formula they use to ensure you never deal 0 damage, but it's still almost nothing)
@xyreous61468 ай бұрын
this takes main bus to a whole new level
@dustin4521Ай бұрын
You should have showed the whole base in the end. i would love to see the whole product scrolling through the screen :c
@frankvandorp97324 ай бұрын
For the worms, use poison capsules, they are very effective and easy to make.
@raqtty8 ай бұрын
Very impressive how about space exploration :3
@kalenlarsen8 ай бұрын
You could have fit two furnaces between the undergroundies and used half as many no wonder it seemed expensive lol
@G-Forces8 ай бұрын
What historical event was that supposed to be?
@nowhed8 ай бұрын
Abe Lincoln assassination?
@G-Forces8 ай бұрын
@@nowhed Maybe, that would make sense.
@mercilesswombat68725 ай бұрын
Wondering if a mixed content circuit controlled single megatrain going back and forth is a way to play ribbon world
@FireStormOOO_7 ай бұрын
Up next: 69 tile ribbon world, rampant, no belts just TRAINS
@varlunmulland39928 ай бұрын
All you have to do is wiggle while fighting worms. Left and right. Fast as you can do it.
@thehansboi7 ай бұрын
Michael hendriks made a whole series on this lol, gonna be interestin to see how you play in this challenge
@oberonpanopticon8 ай бұрын
Coming soon: 1 dimensional factory game
@ClockDev8 ай бұрын
A "clicker" game (like Cookie Clicker) could be understood as a factory game in my opinion ;-)
@oberonpanopticon8 ай бұрын
@@ClockDev Indeed, hypothetically a 0 dimensional one at that
@sillymonkey7256 ай бұрын
I always thought 2 dimensions were too many anyway. That's as close to 1 dimension we'll ever get.
@DroCaMk38 ай бұрын
I mean you could even build a 1k SPM megabase on 9 tiles if you get a little creative with the train system :)
@dnk83158 ай бұрын
Hi, I'm JOSEF!
@DarkDunkelheit4 ай бұрын
I tried that years ago, but I had issues generating worlds with all the ores/oil
@richiedeadsix6 ай бұрын
Lot cleaner to do this with a single bi-directional train than a mainbus
@DeadFaceHD8 ай бұрын
Would it change at all if it were a vertical Pillar of a world? (For my information it shouldnt. Just in case i miss anything in weird interactions.
@interbard8 ай бұрын
You still beat the game 2x as fast as I did on my first playthrough
@WowLookatThat-xu5eb6 ай бұрын
15:50 Wow, you said that right at 2 a.m. for me!
@loganchapman81597 ай бұрын
Alternate title: “How to force yourself to make a main bus”
@galacticdinosauronline7 ай бұрын
This guy beat this challenge in 24 hours, where I for the first time had to spend 27h on normal map XD
@OshidaBCF8 ай бұрын
about the research sound bug and queue command today i learned that the game was still getting updates
@BubblesTheAmoeba8 ай бұрын
Theres a very big space update coming lmao
@OshidaBCF8 ай бұрын
@@BubblesTheAmoeba yeah i know about that one, but i thought it wasn't getting any update since the 1.0 release until the "2.0" release, or somethin
@KeinNiemand7 ай бұрын
Now try to beat factorio with the smallest possible area (limit the map in both directions and make it as small as still possible)
@DocJade7 ай бұрын
this is on the todo list
@tez6138 ай бұрын
I would love to see a krastorio 2 run of this
@NickiRusin8 ай бұрын
you.maniac
@QQueTV8 ай бұрын
commenting when he says "I don't think a Biter attack is ever going to happen" lmk if it happens