Five Minutes of Dad Jokes on Dock Tok

[@matthewmiller4747]

Me in my head, "I'm gonna remember that one" Forgets instantly.

[@aprilgeneric8027]

me seeing a hair on the screen tries to wipe it off, it doesn't move despite the rule of thumb, gives it the middle finger on the scroll button...it moves. nice pic buddy 🖕

[@ATruckCampbell]

@@aprilgeneric8027 Me with darkmode on so those pics never work.

[@HundredSlot]

@@aprilgeneric8027 bro gets angry for a hair 😂

[@marvira]

​@@HundredSlot also a fly, i slapped my phone when I saw a fly in a profile and thought it was real😅

[@johnanon658]

Ikr😅

[@mcalvrd6110]

These are the best Dad jokes AND the best tellers even more. It's their voice tone, and their faces... priceless.

[@AutumnK]

And the random hats, coats, sunglasses, and drinks with the mountains of fake foam coming off them. 😂

[@HundredSlot]

@@AutumnK YES LMAOO. The sunglasses and foam always took me out 😂

[@jamiemarr1155]

The background is priceless!

[@homoerectus744]

​@@jamiemarr1155thnx!

[@YeshuasLuVd1two]

Truly 😂

[@simon4043]

The invisible man marrying the invisible woman? I don't see that happening.

[@TheLT704]

Let's hope their Mum's and Dad's turned up to the wedding That makes them trans-parent... Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@knyte8706]

Pretty sure there’s a shadow banned reply in here and for once it works 😂

[@jeanneratterman]

😂😂😂

[@KabeeshS]

I see what you did there

[@uchennamartin7821]

@@KabeeshS yeah 👍👍👍

[@simon4043]

Elevator music should be uplifting, but can get you down at times.

[@SurprisedShiba-qu6mp]

It's the same on so many levels.

[@HundredSlot]

Daniel being cute for no reason lmaoo "Oatmeal" "Breakfast" More of him pleasee

[@daledoe-baggins]

This is exactly how I want my retirement to be!😂

[@soclose2her]

Dad jokes are my favorite, and the delivery on these-high quality. Thank you for making me laugh this morning!

[@josie4065]

"At the end of the day, it's night" is fantastic

[@darrylharris3154]

Right? And his delivery was spot on!

[@Hejirah]

didn't get that one! someone pls explaaain edit: it just hit me! lmaaao

[@jeanneratterman]

The dry delivery cracks me up! 😂😂😂

[@anthonyrogers24]

My parents invited me to have breakfast with them at noon. They said we were having eggs and bacon, but when I got there they were serving steak and potatoes..........it turned out to be a brunch of lies

[@HundredSlot]

I saw and heard so many jokes, but this one is the best out of the brunch

[@DeceptiveSS]

Doesn't matter, had steaks.

[@morisn]

At least you got brunch. In mine, I just got the lies 😒

[@a-bis-zett]

so you had mis - steaks 😂

[@vernfoss3534]

Hey

[@ellisonhamilton3322]

That bar joke is too true. I can't count the number of times I've had the same experience AND often someone has changed my house completely.

[@CasperJLT707]

No one gonna mention the funny ways he keeps holding the mug

[@hotrodray6802]

Read the mugs

[@weirdstashcat4437]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that! The way they handle their mugs had me giggling.

[@cecew.7050]

“Good employees are hard to find”🤣

[@mikehunt-z8f]

would hard employees be good to find?

[@greenclean3917]

Five minutes of random outburst, sore abs and total oblivion to the worlds state. This is Gold!

[@peterpiper831]

I met a woman last week and we went back to her place and got intimate. After we finished, we were lying on the bed and she said "I've got a confession to make...I used to be a Christian." "No problem," I said " that doesn't matter at all." That's good to know" she said, " I much prefer being a Christine."

[@dragons_red]

🤣🤣🤣

[@HundredSlot]

Oh hell nahh

[@galevalenti7759]

😂

[@michawill6599]

Took me a while 🤣

[@kippertrace5808]

I asked for a natural blonde prostitute. We met up, git undressed, totally naked and she had a jet black ''hairy mary'' I said, "What's going on, I paid extra for a natural blonde!'' She replied, ''Well you know when you hit your thumb nail with a hammer and it goes black, we'll its had quite a bit of hammer.''

[@ianblack4889]

The funniest thing here is his sun glasses, look like he's been welding 😂

[@PS3DJ09]

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory for taking a day off

[@arightscepter]

That's week

[@MHG742]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielturchan4092]

The Forrest Gump one took me a solid SECOND but then had me DYING 😂

[@ninaballerina2807]

And I am still blinking...!

[@shaneh1003]

First time to hear Daniel get to voice in on one. It was over, or under, my head, but good to hear him talk for a change. Hello, Daniel! Good to see you on the dock.

[@hotrodray6802]

Oatmeal makes you a real regular guy....

[@PhilistineTheArtLuvr]

Remember this one: I used to play water polo but I had to stop, I couldn't go on. My ponies kept on drowning.

[@hotrodray6802]

Pessimist says the glass is half empty. Optimist says the glass is half full. Mechanical engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

[@GreatJO]

Meanwhile, A welder is looking for the lens shade of his welding helmet

[@classicalnaustrianeco6270]

Economist says a hose would be more efficient.

[@maximeprometheas]

THIS is the sort of video I forward to my Son whenever he says that my Dad Jokes are unsupportable. Now he's gonna have to put up with them.

[@dillonbrown1123]

The dry erase board being remarkable took me the fuck out.

[@Threedog1963]

Good employees are hard to find. As a retired postal worker, I fully support that sentiment.

[@june.w.1288]

The envelope joke was pretty good too😊

[@oc2phish07]

These jokes are brilliant and the two guys are absolutely priceless.

[@kelimutscheller1960]

Great work with the mugs Love all of this

[@simon4043]

0:15 Finally got the dry eraser board joke. I'm going to write that one down. Damn, I wiped it.

[@powerofme7144]

There might be a marker and butt joke. But you don’t want me to go there. 😂

[@gianlucapedone679]

I'm not dad yet, but I really like dad jokes!

[@nikhils9262]

Buh I'm 17😶

[@ThorstenDrews]

So you're still a faux pa!

[@gianlucapedone679]

@@ThorstenDrews I'm sorry, what does it mean Faux Pa 😊?

[@ThorstenDrews]

@@gianlucapedone679 It's a double meaning joke from the french faux pas which is a kind of mistake and the translation of faux as fake in english wich makes faux pa a "fake dad" 😀

[@gianlucapedone679]

@@ThorstenDrews ah ok 😊

[@andrewbyrnes6389]

“Now you’re not gonna tell me that’s a coincidence” 😅

[@michelleadamchak1330]

Oh, please, please, make a gag reel. That's where the real magic happens. I don't know how you guys aren't losing it more often because these are comedy GOLD!!

[@sconway5782]

Gave your book as a b'day gift. She loves it!

[@Tireguy90]

"What gives you the right?" "Oatmeal" I'm using that from now on.

[@wukilla8ee]

I was crying laughing with the Forrest Gump joke!! Holy shit man, I needed that!! Thank You

[@p.pardus8424]

I literally just got it!

[@dragons_red]

Love the outrageous sunglasses

[@powerofme7144]

They are polarizing huh?

[@felixalmeida481]

You guys are made for these roles - excellent delivery 🎉

[@valkylva]

The forest Gump Gen-A one had me dying 😂😂😂

[@PhoenixTide69]

Ever hear the joke about the toilet paper? No? That's ok, it's tearable.

[@Sharellie]

Love it 😂

[@hoomanAdnan]

One of the nicest 5 minutes ❤🏆

[@DiscipleofVenser1992]

When I was kid, my Dad took me fishing. I asked if I could use the shrimp for bait. Told me to stop being shellfish.

[@ExtremelyRadiant]

I never knew my REAL ladder. 😂❤ As a new house owner with ONLY a step ladder, it was extra funny. 😊🎉

[@adriand2895]

😂😂😂😂😂5 min from house to bar and 45 min back to house😂

[@arightscepter]

That's staggering :)

[@jackgeary6928]

This is pure solid gold. Love it.

[@Lidiyalovesorcas]

"I won't work for that man after what he said to me." "What did he say?" "Your fired"

[@shadowdoomrobotnik]

Dude, Daniel is the best. Always brings a smile to my face. It would be nice to see and hear more of him! *Oatmeal rules*

[@cynthiawadeson8843]

Daniel doesn't do deadpan--i don't either!

[@JCCRVB]

The scene with the FULL frozen coffee cups got me!!! LOL

[@alberttang7641]

2:19 ? 🤣🤣 The question marks on their heads.

[@dewimatthews6037]

What did you operate on mrs smith for? Five hundred dollars. No, what did she have? Five hundred dollars!

[@jamiemarr1155]

The gluestick!!! LOLOL

[@KasaiRayquaza]

The Gen A one took me a second but then I freaking died.

[@lynnegoudzwaard6416]

Loved everything about this! We need to laugh these days.

[@ServeMySoul777]

I took a walk the other day and saw a tasty looking donut on the ground. Afterwards, I passed it.

[@dee5274]

I've stumbled across you guys a few months ago and have been watching your stuff every day since. Yous make me laugh every time, I've shared your jokes with my kids, my parents my friends, my wife, the only one who ain't laughed is my wife, she's a tuff nut to crack. I should never have married a macadamia nut

[@JavierPerez-hr5vo]

she probably doesent laugh when you tell her the jokes but when youre not with her she remembers and probably laughs her head off and i can put $$$ on that 😀 and macadamia turns into a nutcracker

[@Drekon009]

I laughed at the Bank Balance joke

[@jessicap2144]

As an accountant I found that super funny, one of my favs lol

[@tonyvalle2310]

I hate being bipolar, it's awesome!

[@AntiLoveBiotechnology]

🤣

[@heidiWava]

So many golden nuggets!

[@clairee4939]

Thanks for subtitles these were great. Lol

[@ernesthofmeister3054]

I knew this couple, the wife said her cooking was to die for........her husband's funeral is next week!

[@kellidinit3725]

Ok, let me add my dad’s favorite. Dad :Knew a guy that bowled 301. Innocent bystander: you can’t bowl a 301. Dad: he bowled 300, and won.

[@MrTruckerf]

Dad: I knew a guy who bowled a three hundred and one. Son: He could not have bowled a three hundred and one. Dad: You can't bowl a 300 and lose. Son: Mom said you aren't my real dad.

[@kellidinit3725]

@@MrTruckerf 😂😂

[@deanbell4070]

These guys are enjoying a little Tahoe Time , year round . I love that lake in the winter 👍🏻

[@Sharellie]

I’ve been waiting for a compilation!!

[@thisisnotforalltosee1875]

The envelope joke got an LOL out of me 😁

[@ClauGutierrezY]

This channel makes me happy

[@thearchie358]

You should write a book. Downside- all your reactions/non-reactions make THIS funnier!

[@urex1717]

I ended up eating all of my cat's meds last night. Don't ask meow. That is my favorite from these guys and they didn't even include it. I was waiting.

[@benrough94]

Added this to my favourites before the end of the first joke ❤

[@arlenewilliams3718]

Talent !

[@sarajanesmith3892]

Love these videos! ROTFL 😂😂😂

[@amegatron07]

The joke about neighbors was my favorite here.

[@RyuHazaki]

I'm so sorry I couldn't help it😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ 0:45-0:46, he looks like the lost member of the Jedi council🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Always enjoy the jokes!!! Keep up the great channel😊😊

[@TeaWithTheAuthor]

TikTok parodies, I love them.

[@richiespinelli5605]

Please keep these coming. I was a hysterical watching this.😅

[@sneeuwwolf1176]

Probably the best series on TiKTube. All the garbage from gen y and z. This is refreshing

[@o0o-jd-o0o95]

You always determine whether a glass is half empty or half full by the previous action that was taken. so did the glass get filled up halfway? then its half full ...or was the glass drained halfway? then its half empty

[@arightscepter]

I half got it but I was only half paying attention ;)

[@arightscepter]

Some of these theories are fluid

[@marcysmith2851]

Most remarkable! I love how your jokes make me a better thinker! 😂

[@wrecklessdaath]

that dude in the middle is funny as hell 😂❤

[@peterwuelfing]

Thanks

[@genewilliams617]

Well done!!!!!

[@MsTara007]

I had a good laugh ..and it was not the jokes, but the mere fact,that you did this video 😂 Thank you

[@MusicConfusion99]

I laughed too hard at the mime joke 😂

[@nickcellino1503]

Hilarious, you guys are great. Please do an encore.

[@Imru_gamer]

Fantastic!!! 🤣🤣😂😂🙏🙏💜💜💜💜

[@CallmeA_B]

0:25 Those visor sunglasses are sick. I'd combine those with the furry white jacket (during gay closet joke) It's a ridiculous look, and I'd love every second of it lol. 😎🙌👏😄

[@Subcritical96]

😅😅😅😅 I love dad jokes

[@azizscurrim9713]

You guys are just awesome 😂

[@donaldkasper8346]

This set was overall quite good.

[@scottbaker9200]

Classics! Keep’em commin’

[@paulgreaves3131]

Lol 😂😂😂 the way u drink the cup lol 😂

[@dassyareg7587]

How are they keeping a straight face? I'd be rolling on the floor

[@hotrodray6802]

You should see their outtakes.😆😆😆😆😆

[@RayCuster-x4s]

Well, that brought me to tears.

[@brianreaves7816]

Love this best stuff on KZbin..

[@GordointheCreek]

Dudes love the docktok in grey form!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love and light to you aye💛✨

[@stephenmcallister2169]

omg that envelope joke 🤣🤣🤭🫨🤦🏼‍♂️😂😭

[@TwistedSister1234]

I love the straight faces, the disguises, the WAG jackets, and just now, the awesome smiley faces of Logan and the guy with the red ‘tache, breaking through on that rare occasion. Are Logan and he brothers?

[@rickyparrish8310]

They are all good 😂😂😂😂

[@temwananinkana3419]

The coat comin out of the closet 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Russell..ShredNeckGuitarTech]

Hes holdn his cup from the inside 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sadtiger2022]

4:52 glue stick for the wife instead of chapstick, was an accident?!? 😂

[@SophiaJordan-cp5np]

Can’t get enough of these men.

[@larryperry5696]

I asked a dozen LGBTQ folks what that means... I couldn't get a straight answer. (Just saw this meme.)

[@jjdwnbyci]

Having just cut his finger off...calls his wife and says honey I just cut my finger off...she replies the whole finger??he says no the one next to it