Friday Favorites-Best Dad Jokes on Dock Tok

[@past-tense-of-draw]

I asked my dad for a joke and he said “I don’t want another child”

[@Satgamer80d]

💀

[@rsiddhant]

Bro got roasted, burned, and cooked alive

[@Satgamer80d]

“Stoppemfrumfloppen” had me dying

[@RUHDD4HVN]

Okay this is top tier dadness ..😅😂

[@kenkrantz6857]

Medical experts have identified a new disorder that could affect millions. Symptoms are: sleepless nights along with an overwhelming urge to eat. They're calling it.......Insom-NOM-NOM-NOM-nia!

[@gangplankoverboard7336]

Lmao, one of the best compilations ever! You guys are hillarious! The dead pan is spot on!

[@frankupton5821]

I lost my job at the herb farm. I couldn't cut the mustard and my thymekeeping was poor.

[@SydneyBristow0788]

😂😅😊

[@RobertoSantana61]

You were probably cumin in late too.

[@RobertoSantana61]

Did you Cumin late?

[@christ2381]

„Farfrompoopen“ 😂 Even if it sounds more like Dutch. The German word sounds as hard as the problem: Verstopfung!

[@RUHDD4HVN]

I thought they had ordered something from IKEA.....😅😮

[@stevennagel9264]

Germans have a tendency to be indelicate

[@macksonamission1784]

The bartender says, "Why the pause?" And the polar bear says, "I have a speech... impediment."

[@chazm3]

I can see Claire Lee now!

[@heirric719]

I was teaching my little girl the alphabet the other day and tried coming up with easy words; it seems that nothing really starts with the letter N, but everything seems to start with E 🤨

[@aspitofmud6257]

You guys are great! Thanks.😁💯👍

[@maccyb86]

Did you know that Kate and Duplikate also have twin brothers? Pete, and Repete.

[@JustinGray70]

Phenomenal count of puns. You guys deserve Mega Millions jackpot lottery cash $$

[@dk2428]

"Pirates of the car I be in."

[@benitofranklyn4237]

The polar bear joke works better if the bartender asks: What's with the large pause? (paws)

[@BmanTheChamp]

My aunt recently had quadruplets. She named them Eenie, Meenie, Miney and Fred. I asked her "What about Mo?" and she said "I don't want any Mo."

[@khalilkhatib3380]

His singing is quite excellent too

[@timothyhudson7999]

I hear that they are coming out with a stretched limousine version of the Tesla. It's Elon-gated.

[@cybershwoo]

As a German, I can confirm it’s correct

[@rasheedakins2277]

The Loraine joke was awesome!!!!!!!

[@RobertoSantana61]

Pharmaceutical companies are now making fancy looking Designer pills. The new abortion pill is to die for.

[@marybethfahr3632]

My dad- German desent used to call bras , holtsfromfloppin

[@barryanthonywing4848]

So so Amusing 👍🇬🇧

[@sharonbrady-methvin9722]

Good one

[@benitofranklyn4237]

The word "what" does neither start with f nor end with k, is the joke.

[@garyh9039]

Ist Keepsumfromfloppen.