Friday Favorites- Best Dad Jokes

[@pegtop5455]

Two guys walked into a bar... you would think the second one would have seen it.

[@jeffyoung3635]

I’m gonna use the shit out of that one! thank you

[@BlueSilverado]

I feel dumb it took so long to get this one…😂

[@xschlatt7301]

hear about that guy who dipped his balls in glitter? pretty nuts, right?

[@garydoyle6255]

You could be American after you're done going to the bathroom...but you could also be Finnish. 😂

[@alenahawke475]

Or if you are in a hurry....your Russian... in

[@rinsedpie]

Good one

[@rinsedpie]

​@@alenahawke475wow these people are on fire tonight

[@robertfleming387]

😂😂👍

[@argentum530]

So when does a joke become a dad joke you ask? When it's apparent...

[@rgerber]

the "what an ass" was my favorite

[@SamJ_1980]

Adding on to the keyboard factory joke: "It's ok though, I was looking for a way to escape...I really needed space.

[@kalebcamp8148]

“they even changed the caps locks on me” at least you got an escape from there

[@Steph1]

My wife said I should be more in tune with my feminine side. So I crashed the car

[@alex_saint-matthews]

-then I spent the rest of the day ignoring her for no reason.

[@jariz26]

And then blamed the stop sign to be at the wrong spot

[@michaelcorke8586]

Love these guys😅

[@Jokerandthechild]

The bold guys joke is always funny and underrated

[@vpbr86]

This is my absolute favorite KZbin channel!

[@ellisonhamilton3322]

Left on guys!!!

[@adzoutnabout888]

Best joke “ I haven’t spoken to my wife in 7 years…. Had to wait for her to stop speaking “

[@tinbanger66]

It's rude to interrupt. Better luck next year.

[@Edub-em3rr]

What are you when you’re heading to the bathroom? Russian.

[@derekcrymble9085]

In the old folks home they give the men Viagra ........... to stop them rolling out of bed .

[@jeffdahlgren9816]

I guess they need it to keep them straight

[@temwananinkana3419]

They r casually drinking as they speak without a care in the world 😂😂😂😂

[@SophiaJordan-cp5np]

When watching these jokers, I have to keep a bunch of tissues near me-I laugh so hard the tears flow.😂😂😂

[@visualverbs]

My new favorite channel!!!

[@LastEarBender]

Great highlight reel👍

[@mylittlebrotherca9691]

On the couch, watching TV with girlfriend an AT&T commercial come on, I cried inconsolably. I had nobody to talk to about it.

[@jesterrawls4735]

I was laughing so hard, I had to stop about halfway through the video to catch my breath. I'll have to watch the rest later........

[@ricksaunders8074]

2 men in my church love these guys Thats were they get their dumb jokes

[@ComboMuster]

I had to take a break 2 mins into it couldn't breathe anymore...

[@robertchamberlin9928]

I asked my wife to go get coffee for us. She returned home with 3 coffees. I thought to myself, hmmm, that’s odd. … Now stare at the cloudy sky with your sunglasses on and holding your fresh cuppa snow and wonder to yourself if that was funny. 😂

[@TheHumblePotato]

I watched Coming to America. It was over when I crossed the border.

[@mattw785]

i like the beavis and butthead laugh

[@alex_saint-matthews]

Found at 1:43

[@Kevin-i6t5i]

If you drop a penny and it rolls out of sight there's an easy way to find it, just follow the scent

[@j_b6735]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kevinbasden9896]

If you lived in Crete but don't any longer are you now excretion?

[@jeffseeley3391]

I had to find a new masseuse. My kneads weren't getting met.

[@alistercowley2309]

Jesus walked with a gait!

[@danahettrick2378]

Lol was in Navy...called a beer "what" beer. So when asked is that beer i smell i said what beer?

[@joeconway8353]

No, no…the guy is Russian as he enters the bathroom, European while inside and Finnish when he leaves.

[@MrBlubb80]

And when Hungry have a Turkey…

[@rickstafford5316]

Love it!

[@SDsc0rch]

going straight to the dating apps...!!

[@MrBlubb80]

Stop dating apps, date real people instead ;)

[@ÞeSheep1]

2:05 they just need some space you know

[@Jiggerj01830]

If a bird makes bird turds, and a mouse makes mouse turds, what does a bass make?

[@mikefoehr235]

Two wrongs make a left

[@georgewood7381]

2 wrongs don't make a right. But 3 lefts do.

[@perentee77]

1.43 bevis and butthead moment.

[@alex_saint-matthews]

1:43

[@matthewdrennen1710]

0:17 - OMFG! You're ALL wrong! The jokes goes: Q: You're Russian when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out. What are you in between? A: European

[@fabianavalos1386]

Dad jokes are corny. These are clever!

[@ellonysman]

One word.. SAFEWAY.....SAFE....WAY.......Take theS out of SAFE and the letter F out of WAY.....what's that leave you?

[@alistercowley2309]

VIAGRA!!! Fun-E!!!

[@johnm1720]

Not the best channel to watch when people are sleeping.

[@metalmick99]

Just FYI regarding trying archery blindfolded: there is a division in World Archery for vision-impaired archers, and in competition they wear a blindfold. In case anyone is wondering, I took no offence at the joke.

[@chroniclejim5073]

Good for you fun sponge.

[@ourhome2997]

I don't see the point

[@robertfleming387]

No one asked if you were...fyi😏

[@Lilliancooks]

The European joke is sooooo old…but the rest are good🤣

[@sourisvoleur4854]

Some people may think you're wrong, but urine the right.

[@Lilliancooks]

@@sourisvoleur4854 yes, but it’s best to go with the “flow”🤣

[@rgerber]

I've seen more joy at a burial. I just wonder, are on a floating raft in middle of the lake?

[@papasmurf9146]

My town was so small, the ICU was the local strip club.

[@thelonesomefisherman7425]

I had an argument with my wife the other day. I said 2+2=4. She said 2+2=5. Turns out I was wrong.

[@bsw051]

She must be a Democrat

[@thelonesomefisherman7425]

@@bsw051 It's a joke. Besides, my actual wife died from cancer in 2004. So I couldn't have an argument with her. Why must you bring politics into this? Post that crap on a video about politics and not on a humor video.

[@miloradowicz]

Care to explain?

[@tvtitlechampion3238]

@@thelonesomefisherman7425 that's the problem with people who post this kind of crap: they do think its funny. It's just sad, bitter, and hollow, utterly devoid of mirth.

[@thelonesomefisherman7425]

@@tvtitlechampion3238 You said it better than I could. Thank you.

[@loulalucille8946]

You told the bathroom one wrong. What nationality are you on your way to the bathroom? Russian. What nationality are you while you are in the bathroom? European. What nationality are you when you leave the bathroom? Finish.

[@killjoydklown]

Still dont get the "miss steaks" punchline....🤔

[@THOMAS_WILDIN]

To funny

[@handymike77]

No you're Russin when you go into the bathroom

[@LastEarBender]

@@handymike77 and you're Finnish when you leave

[@joypussilano]

Guy in the pink shirtis hot!!!

[@GoldVP...]

Europooin... Diarrhea joke is old