Benjamin recently diagnosed me with “cooties” I’m so thankful he took my symptoms seriously and was able to find a cure for me just in time
@Phy2o8 ай бұрын
Doctor Benjamin concluded that I live in a severe delusional psychosis, he prescribed me quetiapine. Thanks doctor Benjamin!
@darrenchan27658 ай бұрын
@@Phy2o me too 🙌
@wxrld7777 ай бұрын
You think he can cure my AIDS too?
@Random_Critic5 ай бұрын
You are a lucky person
@HotPouchAnimations4 ай бұрын
He diagnosed me with acousticism and now I need so pills to help me think right
@solidskullz57368 ай бұрын
For someone so mentally young, Benjamin is a very good doctor. If his mind is as as old as his body, no disease would stand a chance
@justinthompson72388 ай бұрын
"Are you okay, samitamium?" killed me 🤣
@TheHampterchannel8 ай бұрын
lol
@HeyItsJericho8 ай бұрын
“You have perfect vision” me with thick ass glasses: “IVE BEEN BLIND TO THE TRUTH.”
@zapadap13288 ай бұрын
If Benjamin tells you that you have perfect vision, then you have perfect vision. Simple as that
@diabolusabinfernum34618 ай бұрын
Benjamin can see through the lies of the Optometrists.
@dstyro7 ай бұрын
You were not blind, it was just hard to see that you have perfect vision for your body.
@AndrewJackson7th6 ай бұрын
if you think about it, everyone becomes blind every time they sleep
@leons.kennas15338 ай бұрын
I just see the thumbnail and I get widest smile I've ever had in my entire life! Love you Ephemeral!
@GrandRezero8 ай бұрын
Benjamin's speech pattern is so incredibly tingly for me. I cannot properly explain why.
@instantnoob8 ай бұрын
Me too, and I'm also impressed by the incredibly consistent mispronounciations
@keel3r4338 ай бұрын
It reminds me of Billy Madison
@WOLFM0THER8 ай бұрын
It remind me of joe biden
@salimbarak38578 ай бұрын
@@WOLFM0THER💀
@TheDishonorableGlitch8 ай бұрын
@@keel3r433 it reminds me of Bobby Bouché from the (banned) movie Waterboy featuring the (Also banned and long deceased) actor Adam Sandler.
@ultspark8 ай бұрын
I love the autism representation in the video! As someone who is on the spectrum, Benjamin has always been my favorite of your characters!
@mjw83098 ай бұрын
“The Samitaminum” 😭 Oh Uncle E, I’m so obsessed with your channel. I love the inclusion with Ben’s backstory here. Been watching since 2014, in fact, my mom’s introduction to ASMR was catching me watching your videos on my iPad as a young teen and thinking it was something devil worshippy. Ah, good times. ❤
@orangeismyfavoritecolor7 ай бұрын
Oh boy your mom sounds like a _treat_ lol
@kmanthecoolest93047 ай бұрын
@@orangeismyfavoritecolorto be fair his old videos used to be pretty wild
@mjw83097 ай бұрын
@@orangeismyfavoritecolor to say the least 🙃
@mjw83097 ай бұрын
@@kmanthecoolest9304 I SPECIFICALLY remember it was the salt grinding in the mortar and pestle video with a Latin name. 😭
@growskull8 ай бұрын
its actually insane how even after nearly 13 years of consistently uploading, uncle E still has the same standard of quality & freshness of ideas
@lynxcore8 ай бұрын
i keep seeing you under everything volta-related it's cool that you like asmr too
@growskull8 ай бұрын
@@lynxcore haha nice my gf is a asmr and tmv fan too
@LIBERTYCORP.7 ай бұрын
@@growskull for a second I thought “Volta” was the album from Björk but TMV is one of my favorite bands and I verbally said “YES!!” when I realized what you meant
@growskull7 ай бұрын
@@LIBERTYCORP. haha love bjork too
@Blueboat218 ай бұрын
I still haven’t finished 976-Asmr. I’m wandering when they will franchise? They do great work in there. Also congrats to Brian for getting 5 extra dollars a month for 15,000 calls!
@Lord-Z-8 ай бұрын
I started watching your channel when I was about 12-13 years old back when ASMR was still pretty taboo. But I just have to say you’re the only ASMR channel in my eyes that hasn’t changed for the worst only have gotten better and better. I love the vids dude, seriously keep them up.
@EphemeralRift8 ай бұрын
i try! appreciate it
@MauricioOsuna-et8et7 ай бұрын
Only channel? You need some recommendations then. Gibi ASMR ATMOSPHERE Heather Feather Lloyd ASMR
@peresusjacksonfan7 ай бұрын
@@MauricioOsuna-et8etqueen Heather feather hasn't uploaded in years
@MauricioOsuna-et8et7 ай бұрын
@@peresusjacksonfan Oh no ☹ Still, her material is top notch.
@ZnNcreativearts7 ай бұрын
Lloyd is so good. Simple, yet effective. The guy has +5 to Charisma checks.
@aidanpotter30808 ай бұрын
Benjamin used to admire superheroes so much that he just decided to become one.😊
@EphemeralRift8 ай бұрын
ha!
@RowanMackenzie8 ай бұрын
The fucking magnifying glass again I'M DYING HAHAHAHA You mad bastard, I love it
@primalboi968 ай бұрын
Fr
@AnjaKestrel4 ай бұрын
I couldnt keep myself in character with this role for more than five minutes, mad respect for you.
@EphemeralRift4 ай бұрын
ahhh it's easy once you get the hang of it
@AGamerthatregretsalot8 ай бұрын
No way, I actually got here just in time for Benjamins checkup! Can’t wait to get information about my wellbeing by this bright looking doctor and hopefully have no regrets!
@al3xir92698 ай бұрын
I’m 6 hours late bro
@jacksgarage98358 ай бұрын
I’m very happy that the older rift content has been making a comeback lately! Love it
@EphemeralRift8 ай бұрын
there's more on the way!
@MauricioOsuna-et8et8 ай бұрын
The sanitarium itself being alive explains so much!
@niccolocansu8 ай бұрын
Benjamin remembers me of a film named split, where there is a man with a lot of personalities and one of them is a kid in this man's body
@Linusponken4 ай бұрын
I made an audible "uh-uh" as soon as i heard the "hewo fwiend" in the beginning. Really caught me off gaurd lol.
@calcium57158 ай бұрын
I love how happy he is when he gets to use the looking glass
@CalviASMR8 ай бұрын
The smile in the thumbnail is something else 💀
@seymour21138 ай бұрын
Really glad Benjamin's hard work in the medical field payed off. You deserve it buddy!
@venomasmark1544 ай бұрын
"Man, the video timeline is rather flat...what's with the large spike at 16:50?" "What's your favorite dinosaur?" "Iguanadon, T-Rex and Raptors are close seconds." genuinely was like curious as to what the spike was, clicked in the middle to hear "That's a good one" and had to move back a bit to realize what all the fuss was about. good fuss tbh
@finnsouru33138 ай бұрын
I like the descriptions of the Timestamps xD Such detail. Think i remember you did the same for Corvus. I not often look in the timestamps. Mostly just watching your videos over and over again full length but sometimes i look for certain parts and look through them and seeing you doing this to the timestamps is just a cherry on top of your high quality ASMR videos. Love your Content and really helps me to get some sleep and relax.
@krazeeninja5 ай бұрын
Omg Ive been waiting for a new Benjamin video forever!! Idk how i missed this.
@the.monologue8 ай бұрын
The part where the microphones obstructed you looking into the ears was absolutely hilarious
@EphemeralRift8 ай бұрын
what microphones???
@EmilioVelazquez-l3tАй бұрын
Bro WHAAAAAAT
@hunternewsom-g3j8 ай бұрын
Seven-year-old Benjamin, a remarkable and brilliant child, navigates the world with both autism and Asperger's syndrome. Despite facing unique challenges, Benjamin's exceptional intelligence shines through. His keen mind operates like that of a seasoned doctor, displaying a depth of knowledge and understanding far beyond his years. Benjamin's imagination takes flight as he envisions himself not just as a doctor but as a time-traveling soul trapped in the body of an elderly man. In this whimsical narrative, he transports himself to another galaxy, unraveling the mysteries of the cosmos with a childlike wonder that captures the hearts of those around him. Benjamin's journey is a testament to the extraordinary capabilities that exist within individuals with neurodivergent traits, highlighting the beauty of diversity in the human experience.
@unfortunateson28348 ай бұрын
is this chatgpt 😭😭
@stormhunter26278 ай бұрын
they don’t use “Asperger’s” anymore
@EphemeralRift8 ай бұрын
@stormhunter2627 i just realized that myself after making the video
@Anonymous-lc5rz8 ай бұрын
@@EphemeralRift 😂😂😂
@darrenchan27658 ай бұрын
Humans are continuously developing and refining their analytical skills to effectively identify and distinguish between outputs generated by ChatGPT and genuine human conversation.
@iMustBro8 ай бұрын
Damn Benjamin, I didn't realize you grew up to be a doctor now.. I remember a few years ago you wanted to be a rockstar when you were sharing with us your music cassette tapes
@moodlethenoodle8 ай бұрын
Dr. Benjamin's checkup is okay, but for me, I hate the McChicken. The worst fast food sandwich.
@PogosPizzeria8 ай бұрын
We need a ‘Benjamin, king of the sanitariums playground’ I need that in my life.
@Simzz197 ай бұрын
0:07 😂 the galaxy and solar system sounds like an auto generated gamertag
@thegreatpigeon89998 ай бұрын
OMG him saying boo instead of blue is so god damn cute 😭💕💕
@Muzy1238 ай бұрын
This is a 60 year old.
@daneelaart8 ай бұрын
come on, don't say that when an old man is doing it, actual 21st century bs
@thegreatpigeon89998 ай бұрын
@@daneelaart It's a fucking roleplay and I think it's cute so stfu
@mushy_pancake8 ай бұрын
It'd be so funny if ER switched to his normal voice on specific words for split seconds and just went back to Benjamin mode occasionally
@EphemeralRift8 ай бұрын
ah too bad i didn't think of that, maybe next time haha
@yourejustchildish25548 ай бұрын
Just having multi personality disorder haha
@eekeggington7 ай бұрын
I imagine if Benjamin was genuinely bothered/angered by someone (they'd have to be a real jerk, huh?), his voice would just go back to ER's for a somewhat comedic effect.
@jaivinti74937 ай бұрын
Not to be rude but you kind of sound like Adam Sandler
@MrUntoastedbagel8 ай бұрын
Waiting for this all week 🔥
@mrhater22848 ай бұрын
I really missed these more classic role plays. I missed these characters honestly
@thatguyd52887 ай бұрын
almost started choking on the medicine, bro was shoving it down my throat
@sirturtleton25165 ай бұрын
Best mike tyson impression ive ever heard
@Sheeesh-it9ruАй бұрын
W
@OrpeleNigele8 ай бұрын
Benjamins smile in the thumbnail is brighter than mine when Uncle E came back with the milk.
@EphemeralRift8 ай бұрын
lol
@UK_HAZZA3 ай бұрын
After every video I swear down Ephemeral Rift gets more brainrotted and he gets more mental in the head
@pothepandasemporium86168 ай бұрын
Dr. Benjamin speaks like Elmer Fudd! Eeeeh, thumbs up Doc!
@deathinablanket76798 ай бұрын
The funny part about this is that I was catching up on Benjamin's videos yesterday haha perfect timing
@silliergaming52628 ай бұрын
Sounds like Adam Sandler
@the.monologue8 ай бұрын
I love the fact that the you're constantly trying to stop yourself from laughing. This video is absolutely hilarious.
@Fudgeboy_Chess5 ай бұрын
Someone get Mike Tyson to do ASMR
@taekwondoman2D4 ай бұрын
Mike Tyson nibbles your ear ASMR
@Sheeesh-it9ruАй бұрын
@@taekwondoman2D😂
@jaynejewitt47668 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant. And refreshing. So funny and calming as well. Well done. I enjoy that. Thank you. 🙂 👍
@tucker15105 ай бұрын
I cant believe i started watching you when i was like 16...? Im turning 29 this year and you have gotten me through so many sleepless nights even if you dont know it.. from face paintings with batman, mr clemmons cutting mat, charlie bags, whispering chin face all the way to sewande(spelling), groot and the nothing salesman. You are an amazing guy and sometimes i couldnt sleep without some of your caracters. Thank you.
@ka8t8 ай бұрын
The Samatamium™️
@smoliv.5 ай бұрын
i absolutely love the fact that galaxies and solar systems in this universe are named like auto-generated gamertags. idk why that's so funny to me
@EphemeralRift5 ай бұрын
i mean, wouldn't it be more fun if scientists named galaxies like that instead of being so serious or silly names based on the way things look, like "Milky Way" lol
@smoliv.5 ай бұрын
@@EphemeralRift **becomes a scientist purely to name a planet after my childhood gamertag**
@Crickets_Territory4 ай бұрын
if i had to name a galaxy id name it something like “Twix Bar” or “KitKat”
@insaneboy12342 ай бұрын
@@EphemeralRiftMilky way is just the shi'tiest name ever 😂. I wish it was some other name.
@TheBird..6 ай бұрын
Many thanks Doctor Benjamin!
@Gemaren6 ай бұрын
“What’s your favowite dinosaur” “Let me think…” “Oooh that’s a good one”
@benjamim80463 ай бұрын
Hippopopumus
@blake16406 ай бұрын
I really like this, but half way through when i closed my eyes my brain went to mike tyson asmr and I cant unhear it
@willis328 ай бұрын
Can't believe someone so young got this position, I suspect nepotism
@EphemeralRift8 ай бұрын
SHHH!!
@Toasted_Menace8 ай бұрын
58:28 not sure why but i got CRAZY tingles during this part
@mjw83098 ай бұрын
I looooooce this video so much!!! I really hope we see more roleplays with Benjamin.
@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown8 ай бұрын
I've noticed recently the Arkham sanitarium amusement park is getting mentioned pretty often. Do you think we can ever get a visit to it? I'd like to get some cotton candy and see a clown or mime. Or maybe Corvus could be a clown who wears a clown nose on the end of his beak. Hopefully we can visit soon.
@Swinsl8 ай бұрын
I need to see clown corvus NOW
@OGKSuava8 ай бұрын
Gwcjjrh Qyxlpfb has been on my bucket list, thanks for helping me check that one off!
@peresusjacksonfan7 ай бұрын
Kind napped, i love that video i need a part 2
@AshtonIsExisting8 ай бұрын
People may think it’s weird, but I think Benjamin is one of my favorite characters, loved the Lego video with him. I also think it’s cool that uncle E gets in touch with his childish side in KZbin every so often
@AstronautTheMonkey8 ай бұрын
25:04 I’m dead bro 😂
@NajikaSun8 ай бұрын
This exam has all the tingles of my little students giving me an “exam” but at the perfect volume. Thank you, Dr. Benjamin! ❤
@FouITarnished8 ай бұрын
See the thumbnail and I’m already putting on a big smile
@LilPootisGamingАй бұрын
Benjamin would be the kind of doctor to say: "You have type two diabeetles!" With a big smile on his face and while feeling slightly excited for some reason
@Skippy__5 ай бұрын
"I dont know who Aspegers is" Thank god 💀
@EphemeralRift5 ай бұрын
It wasn't until after I made this video that I realized Asperger's is now a part of the Autism spectrum.
@Skippy__4 ай бұрын
@@EphemeralRiftapparently they stopped diagnosing aspergers entirely, it's just the same diagnosis as ASD now, but the guy who originally discovered aspergers is a pretty interesting fellow to say the least
@DragosNTigerz7 ай бұрын
Fell asleep while Benjamin was writing down my answers, but I think he’s okay with it! One of the best doctors I’ve had in a while. Definitely coming back and visiting him!
@EphemeralRift7 ай бұрын
Benjamin appreciates that!
@MiloMusoka7 ай бұрын
Dude, I swear. I just met Benjamin and I already like him. I relate to him [I have autism and aspergers] Also he just is amazing and wholesome
@nightsoulco7 ай бұрын
I love asterisks killed me 💀
@Shockzort6 ай бұрын
Reminded me the "Flowers for Algernon" novel main character
@RowanMackenzie8 ай бұрын
YESSSSS. Benjamin is near the top of my favourite characters of yours. The list goes like this: 1) Dave 2) Nothing Store Clerk 3) Tabufala 4) Benjamin 5) Corvus Curious to know about others favourites
@conorgartland72528 ай бұрын
My number one is corvus my number 2 is Margaret my number 3 is green man my number 4 Benjamin 5th satan
@lonestar3308 ай бұрын
For me it’s 1. Margaret 2. The Candy Man 3. Dave 4. Corvus 5. Cthulhu And a bonus would be the EOF leader, even though he isn’t a recurring character
@Dragonbladepro8 ай бұрын
My top 5 are 1. Corvus 2. Kevin 3. Benjamin 4. any of "The Man" 5. Tabufala
@reypalpatine9168 ай бұрын
I think mine are 1. Paul 2. Paul 3. Paul 4. Paul 5. Paul
@hewkii_inika8 ай бұрын
for me it's probably 1: corvus 2: sheldon winslow (even though he only showed up once ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sowande's cool too tho) 3: margret 4: dave 5: cthulhu
@Milk_Man9907 ай бұрын
Kinda reminds me of Elmer Fud in a way.
@Judeahern8 ай бұрын
Watching a doctor walk in seriously and then just blurt out "Hewo my fwend"is just hilarious to me
@NickyClassicBackArchives7 ай бұрын
I was legit waitting for ben to say "boo-boos"
@MjTheSillyAnimator7 ай бұрын
Every single times he called me friend instead of patient and hated himself for it is started to cry. I was just like: No, you can call me friend! Meanwhile he’s correcting himself. Ephemeral can make me sleep and cry lol. Keep it up!
@ComputerizedAxialTomographyTPC6 ай бұрын
Why did i hear "Arkham salmontarium" like he just called the sanitarium a fish? lol
@helmut93138 ай бұрын
Uncle Rift going strong with uploads and creativity. Keep it up man
@icepine50828 ай бұрын
For somebody who has watched all the Benjamin videos he’s officially in my top 1 characters this brilliant man has created
@shrimpchips58537 ай бұрын
Good to see that Arkham Samitamiam is diverse. Obey hire (and experiment on) people regardless of neurotypicality. I heard one of their doctors was some kind of octopus man from like 12,000 years in the future too. Gotta love a diverse environment
@an_actual_traffic_cone8 ай бұрын
Do you think you could do a Professor E.Gadd roleplay? Maybe something like vacuum fixing, E.M.F reading, something along those lines
@liambrownpianoproductions34458 ай бұрын
*This comment was retracted by Arkham Sanitarium.*
@just_Dunch6 ай бұрын
Wait I had a apple 20 minutes ago. YOUR NOT A DOCTOR.
@dingusmann30035 ай бұрын
i was missing both eyes and all of my limbs, and doctor benjamin was able to cure me
@yeets4life7357 ай бұрын
Of course he would have a favorite clipboard :)
@shiro48 ай бұрын
This lore is insane 😭
@nathankellogg26408 ай бұрын
I know we've had so many Corvus videos but I can never wait to see him come back.
@derickregio54 ай бұрын
The omniverse thingy killed me haha
@nyhyl8 ай бұрын
I have Autism and ADHD and Benjamin is from now on my new spiwit amimal
@yourhappy53438 ай бұрын
I like that we get the most lore from Benjamin
@bengastineau2938 ай бұрын
This is wild to me, I was just thinking about Benjamin earlier this morning. Crazy deja vu
@-BigJ8 ай бұрын
Without a doubt Benjamin would be the worst doctor on the face of the planet because he wouldnt have the heart to tell a patient if they had something legitimately wrong with them 😂
@acethekrillboi64298 ай бұрын
I can already tell I’m neinh treated by a profeasional, wow!
@MrPlunger7778 ай бұрын
I didn’t actually expect Benjamin to be here so soon. Also what happened on the wall back there?
@lissjester58908 ай бұрын
I hope the samitarium feels better soon 😂
@Kavoneerb8 ай бұрын
I’ve been loving the consistent ERU content recently! I’ve been missing it so much 🥹
@EphemeralRift8 ай бұрын
me too! there's more and more coming on the way too lol
@SKIPPUNDEFEATED7 ай бұрын
benjan was a wealy good doctow he diagnosed me very easily thank you benjamin it was wealy a pleasuw (he sounds like adam sandler in that one movie)
@harrysachz67485 ай бұрын
Does anybody else think that Benjamin's voice sounds similar to Adam Sandler's in the movie Billy Madison?
@Hikarian8 ай бұрын
Benjamin has returned!!! Waiting for Charlie Carl to come back with the carpet scratching now 🙏
@juliabellneko19538 ай бұрын
I miss that one as well ❤
@florilaan8 ай бұрын
For some reason, this makes me want to see a Split rp, never seen the movie but the premise seemed intriguing
@alexia37298 ай бұрын
Ah Benjamin! So good to see he's found a nice job for himself! Congratulations to Dr. Benjamin!