Doctor's Orders - SNL

[@JohnSmith-jx1ye]

I love how the beeps in the background show that throughout the entire ordeal Chad's heart rate never changed one bit.

[@nickkbudiono]

a true chad, he is

[@KatorNia]

...even after he left.

[@Gustavosilva-td2dy]

brabo meno

[@TheDibbet]

Okay.

[@cleverusername9369]

A solid resting heart rate of about 32 bpm, my mans is chill

[@czechpianist]

I like how Chad knows what he wants but at the same time he accepts everything that life throws at him with utter coolness. Inspiring.

[@sidwulf6859]

Ok.

[@yeetboi3286]

Aight

[@Cravenian07]

dope

[@horacejohnson1730]

Chad hooked on phonics, that's why he just accepts as is. Not cool!

[@steventaylor6212]

It’s not coolness, it’s obliviousness. 😂

[@JG-fp5qx]

It’s the same joke every time but it’s still funny

[@LootFragg]

It's got a Golden Boy vibe to it.

[@ArthurKnight1899]

its the scenarios

[@Sol_Badguy_GG]

Okay

[@chefmike4414]

You really think this is funny?

[@bo4Elite]

@@chefmike4414 SAD!!!

[@orangehiccup5726]

Ariana Grande: Wanna get married? Pete:... ok

[@jananiselvam5225]

Orange Hiccup.. oh no

[@andrewingram2520]

LMAOOO

[@gruber4life883]

Want to split up? ... Ok

[@kailycalderon]

Orange Hiccup true 😂😂

[@stevenyang7616]

thats not.. ariana grande

[@Sarah-yd3ye]

Doctor: I know you must have a million thoughts running through your head right now Chad: *wii music plays*

[@sugardaddy4714]

Pete's audition: Lorne: So Pete, show us what you're made of, make us laugh... Pete: ok Lorne: HIRED!

[@Dawk_50]

and then took him on vacation to Jamaica

[@boathousejoed9005]

More like "who's your girlfriends father?"Pretty,pretty,pretty good!

[@reginaaguilar6326]

Ok🙂

[@alfredkristianregala1328]

Okay

[@runelynx]

@Max he's the worst. Not funny, no personality... Even in his movies now he's just the same character every time Eugh

[@MythicTyrant]

"Noice!" *reclines bed* XD

[@erinmodelintraining851]

derik and Addison divorce

[@dtvfan24]

if only

[@mattj4112]

"but we can't" "oh okay"

[@PCully03]

MythicTyrant I

[@NonsensicalSpudz]

Noice...Noice Noice

[@skimaned4291]

Me: “Hey SNL, make a full length movie about chad” SNL: “ok”

[@catalix5098]

More like "oh, no thanks"

[@thegreatbamboozler4837]

Ez script to memorize

[@stevendouglass29]

More like “heh heh, full length”

[@creatorkfol746]

I WISH

[@creatorkfol746]

@@stevendouglass29 -_-

[@Theomite]

Jesus, even when she fake-acts, she's Oscar material.

[@sarahturner4148]

Theomite she's so talented!

[@baburao87]

Can you suggest me some of her good movies/ roles?

[@prashantsingh9068]

Apoorv Ambardar The Help, The Tree of Life, Zero Dark Thirty, Take Shelter, A Most Violent Year, Interstellar, Miss Sloane, Mama and Molly's Game. She is outstanding in each one of them.

[@baburao87]

@@prashantsingh9068 Thank you so much. I'll check them out for sure. I've seen her here and there in sketches and talk shows and I love her personality.

[@jackdull5699]

Jessica Chastain deserves an academy award for every role she does. Even the fake comedy sketches.

[@auggith]

i just love Jessica Chastain so much she’s such an incredible actor even in the most ridiculous settings imaginable

[@salthedirector]

They need to make Chad into a movie now

[@cubeblah]

Two hours of Chad saying "okay"

[@wobu5361]

And a sequel where she stalks him and to escape he hangs out the window. “ dangling chad”

[@stevola1012]

Worst movie ever like the GEICO cavemen

[@SETHMSW]

Salthedirector 7

[@noahhurley-abelew6536]

No.

[@abigailoliver8485]

what episode of greys anatomy is this???

[@thelaggingcactus5488]

Episode 69

[@fantoonstic]

Darude-Sandstorm

[@igot5onit423]

Director's cut...

[@bigwhopper6501]

Every episode

[@willburr9314]

Episode 420

[@lau_dhondt]

Chad is the honey badger of sketch comedy

[@berl2343]

Laurent D'Hondt 666 likes omg xD

[@irishcajun85]

He don’t give af

[@welpurp]

Perfect comment!

[@otogun3324]

Laurent D'Hondt Nope, Key and Peele or Dave Chapelle is

[@lau_dhondt]

wesley russell ok..

[@juliannehannes11]

I love how everyone projects onto Chad's blank slate all their hopes and dreams, coloring him into their every ideal brought to life.

[@anahata2009]

Finally someone gets it! People (especially, but not only, women), do this all the time-turning losers into the man of their dreams. Sometimes the mysterious guy is just an empty vessel for your fantasies.

[@ced1106]

Okay

[@7777..7..]

“ok” -chad truly powerful words.

[@tingandgang2069]

*ok*

[@grottyrotty29]

Noice

[@Astralvoid7402]

hehe t i d d y

[@juanluisparravivas14]

Somebody know the piano effect in the background?

[@ambre4144]

Isn’t it like Benedict’s skit whit Chad ?😂 Both fell in love with him for whatever reason 😂and their performance were Oscar Worthy

[@canaisyoung3601]

Yes it is.

[@MrTallisto]

big brain right there...big brain! /sarcasm off

[@athenaP24]

and they're both really hot

[@koenigkorczak]

whats it called?

[@ambre4144]

Silas Nonoir Snl « Office Hours »

[@nicholasjimenezco]

Fuck, I love these skits! “Okay.”

[@ProfessaJ]

ok

[@dougmartin2007]

Its a thing for Pete, and we love it.

[@chefmike4414]

What is happening to the world

[@crabeva326]

Chad puts on such a detailed and emotional performance. Needless to say everyone puts their best in, the other actors do Oscar worthy performances, but nothing competes to the absolute exquisiteness that is Chad.

[@videosforpeople8197]

The other SNL cast members must hate Pete. He doesn't even have to act or do anything and he's still as funny as Hell.

[@fenecofeneco19]

It's not him,it's the character.

[@grandechailatte4284]

FenechGeish fox It’s how Pete portrays chad

[@hessu275]

That's acting what he's doing when he's playing a simpleton like Chad

[@honohono7754]

Videos For People him and Keenan

[@williamgullett5911]

This guy isnt funny

[@CL0WN]

That "noice" is probably the most expressive thing chad has ever said..

[@dr.s.choudhury8089]

"Validity" "Titty- hehe!" 😂😂😂😂 Chad is a LEGEND!

[@thetribe9283]

Chads scrip: Ok Ok Ok Noice *reclines bed* *lifts bed* Oh ok Ok I peed Hehe titty *drives cart away* Oh ok *walks back to bed* Yo is that a zit or a herpe Dope Ok *snoring* *echoing in the distance* ok

[@iworshipgaysandsatan6822]

Chilling...

[@craigcorson3036]

And he makes that hilarious. He's amazing, one of my favorites of all SNL cast members.

[@thedeepfriar745]

And that’s why it’s so damn funny

[@diggencash9039]

ok

[@rhettzkie]

By cart, you mean the wheelchair, right?

[@kbitchkal8765]

Pool boy Office hours The chosen one Bachelor Auction Doctors orders I LOVE CHAD 😍 I LOVE PETE

[@bradleyreesecorcoran]

Kbitch Kal I love this running joke!

[@bobdole877]

ok

[@VoyagesDuSpectateur]

The only SNL skits for which Pete Davidson doesn't need cue cards

[@nikhilll]

I love these, too, but I've noticed they've gotten less and less funny. My favorite, no doubt, is Chosen One, followed by Office Hours.

[@jeffn.7265]

A lot of love for Pete, but he needs other characters. SNL is milking the s... out of this character. Relax!! The first ones were funny now it’s to much. & not true. NO hot girl is Drooling over the dumbest kid in the world. SNLs writing is sloppy this season.

[@CitizenZero1]

I wish Jessica Chastain would look at me like that! Dang.

[@rickrose5377]

Evidently, you should eat a dog turd.

[@c.c8752]

We all do and William no need to be a wanker

[@oliviahodges6104]

Anyone that likes this is a wanker and objectifies women

[@c.c8752]

Olivia Hodges you must be fun at party’s it’s a skit if you lack the sense of humour to enjoy it don’t watch SNL

[@MattPhonee]

How about everyone stops being creepy...

[@rileypenguinboy]

OMG MORE CHAD!!! I LOVE IT ALREADY IN THE FIRST 30 SECONDS xx

[@vachaganhakobyan3194]

Riley Zander

[@walterbishop3668]

okey

[@c.c8752]

My thoughts exactly

[@JwilliamsAssociates]

lookup pool boy snl if you have not already seen it; you will piss your pants.

[@Fazaian726]

okay

[@carly8469]

He even had *BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND JESSICA CHASTAIN* fall in love with him, he must be amazing 😂

[@takeanotherlook2065]

Or the two of them are completely blind

[@SasapessoS]

- He ate dog turd. -God that's sexy.

[@thesquarerootofnegativei6225]

Sasapesso I was so expecting a Tide pod. Same joke, really. The turd works a little better because it's more disgusting, but the pod would have been topical.

[@jackieyoshi6108]

Lol, sometimes I think my FB friends think I might go that far.

[@jayyyzeee6409]

Lou S, Tide pods are poisonous. She said he had an infection, so the dog turd fits but Tide pods don't.

[@thesquarerootofnegativei6225]

Jayyy Zeee Yeah, you're right. Funny thing about sketches, though; it could have been written as poisoning, rather than infection, had they so desired. Frankly, My mind didn't bother retaining that detail all of the way through the sketch. There was more interesting stuff going on.

[@hervin-1407]

Dog turd. She would have probably misheard as doctor maybe?

[@dugfriendly]

She’s so beautiful it messes with my mind.

[@MrUndersolo]

Okay.

[@aprillynn5993]

Cool

[@joeyp9524]

Damn it Chad, it’s Jessica Chastain THIS IS YOUR CHANCE

[@somkeshav4143]

Horrifyingly Hillarious ok

[@himikanahar]

Ok

[@scragcowski]

Ok

[@tobiasbenedictdrager965]

Why is there a pole in the middle of the floor in the hospital?!

[@Clumpfy]

Are you serious? This is an IV-stand...

[@MindfulMatters734]

@@Clumpfy I will admit that I kind of get sick of this shit

[@luisbilardys]

@@Clumpfy Uh kay

[@thegreatbamboozler4837]

I thought it was for a passing fireman.... that didnt pass

[@snowb0t]

Pool boy Chad is still my fave.

[@JamaicanRain]

Okay.

[@eagillum]

It's way better!!

[@BobbyIronsights]

i gotta say Teacher Trial with Ronda Rousey

[@dilldhillon5589]

nothing beats ,"MAHH MAN"🤣🤣

[@stay4sho804]

Jessica Chastain- I’ve fallen in love with you Chad- ok Jessica Chastain- I’ve fallen in love with you Me- *Faint*

[@jimjones431]

Yeah, we saw the skit. You don't have to reiterate the lines.

[@thekub32]

@@jimjones431 He didn't just reiterate them. He made a joke. Stop being so uptight dude.

[@grahamh.4230]

@@jimjones431 You seem not to have clicked "read more" to understand the person's joke.

[@druid139]

@@jimjones431 You're a real negative Nora! I read all your replies on your profile page. Plus, you named yourself after a cult leader who murdered hundreds of people. You need to calm down. Try gardening, or meditate.

[@druid139]

@@jimjones431 Also, all the negative comments you made seem to be directly against SNL skits. It begs the question of why watch, if you're a hater? If it stirs anger in you, perhaps you love that sense of righteous outrage? I dunno dude. Have a Koolaid and chill out. ☮

[@Maiasgameroom]

As soon as I saw Chad I knew this was gonna be the only good skit of the night.

[@marvdatboi]

There was others don't be that person

[@quiggaxx]

Thermal rain I think if you had seen the others before this you would've liked it more

[@jkm7983]

Ok

[@quiggaxx]

yeah i just figured id let you know cuz as i was watching this i kinda thought to myself that it wouldnt have been very funny if i didnt already know the character and the other vids

[@Fazaian726]

okay

[@SM-cw9jk]

Agrees with what a woman wants. Accepts when a woman says no. Not all heroes wear capes.

[@joker_g7337]

First sentence is a big no-no. Real-life-women aren't playing the main female character role in a romantic movie. "No" also works for men.

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

Uh, Chad is brain dead.

[@21stCenturySpaceOdyssey]

Not quite. The Chad character is coolly indifferent to her....he could care less about her.

[@jayrich6532]

I pee'd

[@kinocchio]

Jay Rich good dog

[@JachAnen]

Okay

[@TheManChise]

Jessica can act to anything..she's amazing..

[@s8nisbae]

"Nice"

[@mr.g9931]

BOBBY LOVE noice

[@Joshcoshbagosh]

*noice

[@jvgreendarmok]

Smort!

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

Full recovery hey!

[@gghice1]

some unnecessary brain parts were lost on the way, so it's better than full recocery

[@athesma62]

@@gghice1 Pretty sure those were gone to begin with...

[@StrawberryNinjaNibbles]

Even in this goofy scene she is so good and believable :) I love her voice

[@toddsmitts]

If anyone thinks this sketch is too ridiculous, just remember Pete Davidson's actual love life.

[@canadianmoth]

I feel like you know more about his love life then i do

[@Kznarf]

Lol

[@TheCatBilbo]

Man, I know! He's a bit of a dorky-looking guy, or 'near-to-death' looking and he gets all these hot chicks! Kate Beckinsale! Can you imagine having her chase after you?! Sense of humour must be the key.

[@hadracks]

Yeah but I think Pete Davidson wishes he was that chill. He apparently has pretty strong bipolar disorder so major mood swings while Chad has the emotional range of a goldfish.

[@gl9414]

She is such a beauty, lov3 that girl Jessica Chastain. good to see her doing comedy

[@sourabhs14]

Doctor: You dont know anythimg about love. You are an _absolute zero_ Chad: 0 K

[@quochuyhoang9764]

you... you bastard make me spit all over my sceen

[@rafaelklitschko4085]

This comment is one of the little gold nuggets that spurs you to keep digging through endless pages of comments, day after day.

[@kiera6646]

Jessica Chastain is all over him and his heartbeat doesn't even spike a little. That's some funny shit right there.

[@genericyoutubehandle]

This is the hottest, Jessica Chastain has looked!

[@rebeccamaracle2878]

You must not have seen the Help

[@Garrettdx1988]

Uh kay

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

OK

[@mollusca-6]

Still a better love story than twilight

[@sloanewalker42]

Walking a mile barefoot on Legos is better than Twilight

[@CigarDoug]

100 years from now, no one will remember the Twilight series, but we will still use this expression and wonder where it came from.

[@kareninalabama]

Never saw Twilight, but I know this is true.

[@olivia-sv3wq]

i love twilight (i know its shit dw) and this made me realise how great a skit with bella swan and chad instead of edward would be lmao

[@maximusaugustus6823]

Jessica is one of the BEST actresses in Hollywood.

[@acerivera3538]

If i get one more Oral-b ad

[@gentlebabarian]

Ace Rivera jump jump jump!

[@treylorence5381]

Ace Rivera It's the car one and oral-b for me xD

[@gore7946]

The oral b one constantly gets stuck buffering for me.

[@Synitype]

It's good after you eat a dog turd

[@EDxCortezzz]

Go Re same, mine gets stuck at 26 seconds on every video

[@hajar....2202]

2:40 i heard it as "his friend dared him to date a doctor" i was like PLOT TWIST

[@Corporate_Zombie]

I want to have Chad's attitude towards everything in life. He's got this shit figured out for sure.

[@richarddarrah2014]

(0:45) Dr: "I know you must have a million thoughts racing through your mind." Camera turns to Chad... not a single thought on his face. Classic Chad!

[@kons37flyingreaperoldchann21]

0:55 i love that scene always makes me laugh

[@marcuscarpenter781]

Lmao the shot @ 0:46 “You must have a million things running through your mind” 😂

[@kimakotrotman6860]

An Oscar winner showed some range with that one.

[@shaken_thesaurus2001]

The pause before "God that's sexy" was the best bait and switch I've ever seen on SNL

[@ladychips]

i always love how these chad skits show the actor's talent

[@thegossipswan009]

His level of chillness makes me wanna be like him.

[@rockpaperscissors82]

Jessica Chastain carried this episode from beginning to end. It was perhaps the best episode all season, in what has been a mostly weak season, because of Chastain. Such a talent; such a beauty.

[@apb_134]

When he said "ok" I felt that

[@treylorence5381]

The comments section is so funny. People will type out something long or short and everyone will reply with "okay." XD You guys are great xD

[@amberfebruary]

trey lorence okay

[@Aiden-0915]

Ok

[@gunnerx3496]

Okay

[@perfectproducts4751]

ok Just kidding, lol ecks dee jk i actually preferrer to right in the longest sentances possivble wait is this even a sentace ok

[@squishytownbynalaroccoandc6082]

ok

[@AJScraps]

Pete: Living a man's dream. Also Pete: "Ok"

[@agrose77]

Doctor: Talking about our lives, our hopes, our dreams- Chad: *I peed*

[@josephbenobasa]

This series of Chad skits are so simple yet hilarious

[@terrimignemi6939]

One of my favorite SNL characters!!!! “Okay!” 😂

[@amberromero2008]

They need to do this skit with Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, and Kim Kardashian

[@ScarlettJ1221]

2:19 *WTF* 😂😂😂😂

[@estebanhernandez6945]

I would love to be Jessica's patient just so she can warm and pump my heart as much as possible. 😍

[@samuelevans9327]

aight keep it in your pants buddy

[@greenspan11111]

- You "Lucky Dog" Chad!.. - OK.

[@scj6693]

1:20 why did i have to be drinking lemonade when that happened omg

[@glittergrasshopper1144]

jessica is epic, she was acting the most amazing one-sided romance movie ever

[@MDFMKisKMFDM]

as a Registered Nurse i find that the funniest thing from this clip is the very idea that a doctor would even touch a patients bedpan let alone give it to them in the first place

[@CarlosGonzalez-yv1tg]

Shes such an excellent actress and soo gorgeous.

[@Annibals]

Her acting was too strong that my mind kept shifting between comedy and wtever that was. If it wasn't for Chad, this is an emotional scene

[@nicolelanae98]

more pete!!

[@jackwilliams5474]

Nah, I can't stand him. Kids annoy me.

[@henryfeng3746]

Okay

[@nicolelanae98]

less of this character tho tbh but MORE PETE

[@eddevlin72]

We have he same birthday

[@kimsssss]

Okay

[@carly8469]

“I peed” *hands her his pee* LMAO

[@karimmuhammad2765]

Imagine Jessica Chastain telling u that she's in love with u and u just say.. Okay That's insane😂

[@kevinkuriakose08]

0:54 that’s on of the best “Noices” I have ever heard

[@408sophon]

These are the best

[@ovuvuevuevueenyetuenwuevue7683]

Adrian Nakic Okay.

[@squishytownbynalaroccoandc6082]

ok

[@threebirdsinatrenchcoat]

Doctor: you must have a million thoughts racing through your mind Chad: 👁️👄👁️

[@matthewstanulet1441]

Okay

[@iamhumourous]

...And then Pete turns out to be literally his character in real life

[@billiejoeeyelash]

Just realized this was Jessica Chastain, made me think of if Chad was in IT... "We all float down here" "Ok" That would be amazing

[@peanutlegend2790]

1:14 That face XD

[@meaningoftheunicorn]

@03:07 "Allergic to Anti-histamine" 😂

[@mattyice2099]

Hahahaha that would suck. Good catch

[@squamish4244]

I'll always remember that summer by the lake...with Chad. On quiet nights, when the wind rustles the trees gently, I can still hear his soft voice..."okay". That's right Chad, everything will be...okay. Love you forever Chad.

[@gemgaming4042]

I love how nearly every video with Chad has some girl who's interested in him, while he's in La la land 😂 Also, him laughing at random words like the "titty" in "validity" 😆

[@queentie7595]

Chad's skits kill me every single time lmao. Please tell me I'm not the only one

[@idkAusername1000]

Another one of those where you think “it’s gotta be going somewhere” but it never does.

[@rosjio99]

Jessica is the best host they've had! Her and Ryan Gosling are my favorite. Hope she host again!

[@patrilpopelvis5916]

I hate 30 second ads

[@treylorence5381]

Patril Pop Elvis Honestly. These commercial are paying more so I can't skip is like AHHHHSKFKDBALGK xD

[@jemms_lynne_0.2]

Patril Pop Elvis?....Well Then Fuckin Subscribe To Pay For KZbin's T.V Or Red & Stop & Quit Being A LITTLE WHINY ASS BITCH Like Chad Said(OKAY🤔😑😑😑?!!).Hahahahaha LOL😁!.

[@treylorence5381]

Jemma Abrantes The only whiny person here is you. They commented with the smallest amount of words with no explanation and you're acting like you have them figured out. Back off and get out.

[@brianoconner2433]

Okay

[@brandont3705]

If you have a life, you have a swiffer

[@jcole3489]

"i know you must have a million things running through your mind"...... (blank stare) BAHAHAHAHA IM DED

[@kbitchkal8765]

CHAD GUESS WHAT? OK

[@squishytownbynalaroccoandc6082]

Kbitch Kal Ok

[@cleverusername9369]

Chad has a resting heart rate of like 32 bpm the whole time

[@mikenormandy9250]

God! I love Jessica! One of the best actresses of my time!

[@anntrejo]

0:18 no pillow behind head 0:50 pillow behind head 0:56 no pillow 0:57 pillow 1:06 no pillow 1:48 pillows 2:05 no pillow 2:20 pillow

[@silvestri.5889]

What a great skit! Chad is quite funny and Jessica really hot and has intensively seductive voice.

[@vandy5206]

This is the most emotional depth Pete has ever had on SNL

[@randomuser6175]

How the hell did you treat him without knowing what's wrong with him? :D Also why don't you make sweet sweet love to him after his discharge from hospital?

[@mr.zuniga6712]

Chad's an awesome and hilarious recurring character.

[@Eurostep2xmvp]

Hub scene af

[@ovuvuevuevueenyetuenwuevue7683]

Eurostep2xmvp Okay.

[@emmagifford1956]

Okat

[@emmagifford1956]

Okay.

[@BryonLetterman]

Jessica Chastain is so crazy beautiful.