DOCTOR WHO SERIES ONE BUT IT'S POORLY ANIMATED

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This is the new canon of Doctor Who. Russel T Davies told me via fax machine...
Starring the Ninth Doctor and Rose Tyler, 'Poorly Animated Doctor Who Series One' tells the tale of one (alien) man and one (human) woman, as they venture the whole of space and time, in search for some shits and a whole lotta giggles.
I am currently making a Series 2 edition of this video, so be sure to subscribe so you don't miss the upload!
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Doctor Who Shitposting Account: @monstersandlove
#DoctorWho #PoorlyAnimated #SeriesOne

[@KaneUnable]

SERIES 2 IS COMING!!! It should be out next month! Subscribe and turn on notifications so you don't miss it, and follow my doctor who twitter @monstersandlove for a an early sneak peek in a few weeks time!!!

[@mynameismattfirered9276]

To be fair, Doctor Who is so underfunded by the BBC that half of the SFX look shit anyway.

[@lilstax-empty-]

Art 😂😂

[@DiamondFire]

@@mynameismattfirered9276 SFX are practical effects though..?

[@mynameismattfirered9276]

@@DiamondFire animation, sorry. Sfx does look shakey at time tho. Matt Smith's first episode when he was hanging from the TARDIS at the start looked like dog shit

[@DiamondFire]

@@mynameismattfirered9276 that wasn't practical. That was CG

[@Glacial7]

“I’ve got these things, you know?” “Aw, crabs?” “No, *standards.”*

[@redshirtveteran5688]

Well said.

[@dalekinthewater4708]

Oof

[@gbsheard]

eccleston would be proud

[@KaneUnable]

tbh i think if The Big C (that's what chris' mates call him) saw what i've done to his only series, he would knock me out clean

[@bertmchaggis]

Yooo Ace Creeper

[@LukeIdontKnow]

Hi ace

[@AstraIVagabond]

The implication of this comment- “Sometimes I can still hear his voice.”

[@SCProductions-528]

I used to be such a fan of his doctor who minecraft tardis, i rewatched it like 10 times- also maybe you should add Ncuti Gatwa’s when his comes out.

[@mikiwibu]

“Aww... Crabs is it?” “No. S T A N D A R D S.” Lmao I’m dying.

[@bentgi]

crabs?

[@scottishboah2956]

@@bentgi no standards

[@robottoucaninc.6752]

hillarious

[@TombOfTheTelos]

there’s no need to rewatch series 1 anymore, this is a perfect recap

[@KaneUnable]

in my eyes this IS series 1 of doctor who

[@gunkymcsplunky]

@@KaneUnable it’s not even a joke, this is exactly what it is and I’m being serious.

[@PepsiChips87]

​@@KaneUnable tv movie: fails horribly 11 years later Up next on bbc one THIS U MOTHERFOCKERRZZ!!!

[@FirlowXD]

That ending was absolutely amazing. "I bring death. And I bring spin offs!"

[@KaneUnable]

between me and u firlow, that was merely a setup for my Poorly Animated Torchwood series that's in the works ;)

[@bertmchaggis]

@@KaneUnable ohhhhh yes I'm definitely watching that

[@watsername]

@@KaneUnable can't wait!

[@Passfield_1890]

Very nice!

[@chrizmartin9890]

@@KaneUnable what about Eve sja on cbbc clyde like a downgrade of Micky yoooo how some we never got Micky meeting Clyde

[@charliemichie612]

Rose:I bring spin-offs Jack:VERY NICE

[@KaneUnable]

might do a Poorly Animated Torchwood series, and make jack do borat quotes for the whole of it

[@annahimmel]

@@KaneUnable YES

[@bentgi]

@@KaneUnable YES please

[@thedoctor5629]

*Legend has it that Rose still owes 5 fuckin' quid*

[@KaneUnable]

it's gone up to £6 now. he's charging interest

[@EveIrkens]

@@KaneUnable oh God how much does she owe by journey's end

[@thedoctor5629]

@@EveIrkens At *LEAST* A tenner

[@AstraIVagabond]

How much does she owe by _Utopia?_

[@TheConfusedAdipose]

This is a true cinematic masterpiece🤌🏻👌🏻

[@KaneUnable]

oh mr adipose (of the confused variety), your kind words are putting emotions into my head, and good ones at that. thank u king, and let us kiss some time

[@KaneUnable]

idk why i saidwe should kiss i got overly excited a whotube celebrity talked to me, forget i said anything

[@dxctr_master]

‘Gunna burn a milf tree-‘ 😂😭

[@KaneUnable]

she wasn't lying tho. she did burn a milf tree. can i get an f in the chat please

[@dxctr_master]

@@KaneUnable f

[@watsername]

F for milf tree 💖

[@mela4440]

f 🥺

[@dxctr_master]

‘HEYWANNABUYACHULAWARSHI-‘ *dead*

[@hotelmario510]

"Chula warship", not "Total"!

[@dxctr_master]

@@hotelmario510 ohhhh lmao

[@KaneUnable]

omg you've commented three times now, it's almost like u fancy me or something #gay

[@50doctorwho]

Gonna go chuck out my series 1 dvds, I don't need them anymore

[@KaneUnable]

i think we as a community should just consider this video as the true canon imo

[@inate2552]

"Up me bum'ole, alright?" "Oh, I forgot he was supposed to be American" Fucking hell lmao

[@judeabarai2550]

This whole thing is so fucking hilarious 'I would've Tracy Beaker'd him' I actually died 😭😂

[@KaneUnable]

he's not wrong tho. i probs would've tracy beaker'd him an all

[@five_times_avy]

"Sorry, I would love to love but I got these uh things uh ... those things-" "Yeah, crabs?" "Standards" Got me xD

[@user-je1cu2lt5d]

I bring death. I bring a spin-off. I bring David Tennant. Basically everything there is to the bad wolf plot are.

[@sidicle6537]

This might be the most underrated video I've seen on KZbin. Holy shit, this was funny as fuck. Can't wait for this channel to blow up and I can't wait for Series 2.

[@KaneUnable]

thank you so much!!! i hope my channel doesnt blow up! i dont like loud noises!!!

[@lilstax-empty-]

Basically same

[@josephchambers2000]

This is so good. It almost made me forget about my chronic mental health conditions.

[@KaneUnable]

making this reminded me of mine :((( but thank u for ur support!!!

[@amelialikesfrogs5778]

That Mickey song was horribly prophetic

[@badboyfank3325]

It wasn’t Mickey it was that cheeky little big bin bastard.

[@erikalieben5476]

IT’S DICKEY

[@th3phoenix3968]

It's PRICKEYYYY

[@pigeon_the_brit565]

@@th3phoenix3968 THAT WAS PLASTIC PRICKEY?

[@th3phoenix3968]

@@pigeon_the_brit565 listen here NICKEY

[@MattJFPlays]

ROSE!! GIVE THE DOCTOR HIS FIVER ALREADY!!!

[@AlexTroughton]

as a doctor who fan this video empowers me

[@KaneUnable]

u r very welcome for the empowerment

[@dinoclaire1014]

No more female empowerment, just whovian empowerment. P.S. Whovian wanted to correct itself to 'ovarian'

[@impatrice9030]

holy fuck it's impossible not to rewind some parts of this, it's so good

[@KaneUnable]

i love when people rewatch it! there's quite a few easter eggs in it that you probs missed the first time around!

[@eeeeee694]

watched this an unhealthy amount of times. iconic.

[@SpeedstersUnited]

"Wanna trip to shag city? Population you and me!" had me cry laughing 🤣 this is good stuff man

[@KaneUnable]

this seems to be a fan favourite line for sure! no idea how im going top it in series 2!!!

[@SpeedstersUnited]

@@KaneUnable "Gimme your new penis you bastard, lets run away to new new new new new new penis together!"

[@watsername]

Swear this was just actually the line in the show... 🤔🤷‍♀️

[@sewer3352]

"do you.. Know.. Raxacoricofallapatorius? Well we're not from.. There" ... "Narrows it down! Where else you not from!" That has like.. Genuine dr who energy

[@izai521]

This IS how the series went, no one can convince me otherwise.

[@DoctorWhoReeves]

That made me laugh so fucking hard :D the editing was incredible and the running gags were *chefs kiss* If you need a Tennant voice (if you end up doing series 2 which I REALLY hope you do) drop me a message, I pride myself on my Tennant impression these days :)

[@KaneUnable]

thank u! unfortunately i will be voicing all the characters for the time being, as i am a bit of a fascist when it comes to my comedy!!!

[@DoctorWhoReeves]

@@KaneUnable No worries pal, was worth a go ;) But your fast delivery for all the characters is *SUPERB*

[@Phinal1]

WHERE IS MY 5 QUID???

[@swedish_llama1356]

Foreshadowing for series 3

[@bowtieanimation]

Dalek Universe: I am the big Doctor Who event of the year! Kane: Hold ma beer

[@KaneUnable]

i did in 9 minutes what big finish have tried to do in 1000+ hours. and i do what i do for free

[@dave3580]

This is brilliant I can’t wait for the series 11 one

[@burnttoast8619]

That one is going to be brilliant!!!

[@gay_madilynn]

"You alright Gwen Cooper Mk I?" (Torchwood theme plays in the background) "I bring spinoffs!" (Torchwood theme plays again)

[@tardisglitch547]

*PLEASE* Can we have a full version of 'They always take the Mickey!'

[@timelordrock2954]

“You alright, Gwen Cooper Mark 1?” *TORCHWOOD THEME INTENSIFIES*

[@owenhar]

I beg your PUDDING

[@PandamoniumGaming]

The real reason he was only on for one season....he never got that fiver. As someone who loved the first season, this was spiritual. Thank you

[@zobia247]

if doctor who was written by gen z 😂

[@simbardy3004]

Uni Tutor: Why have you not submitted your coursewor - Me: BECAUSE I'M NORTHERN

[@ethanburke1635]

IM SO OBSESSED WITH THIS. Please tell me the rest of the series are to follow.

[@KaneUnable]

Okay, i'll do it, i'll tell you the rest of the series are to follow... here it goes.... the rest of the series are to follow!

[@beneking5271]

IM LITERALLY SAT RIGHT HERE ROSE IS A BOYFRIEND ROSE Lmfao this video the best

[@DoctorWhoAdventures]

That was ridiculously hilarious!! I sure hope it gets 100 likes xD

[@KaneUnable]

thank u doctor who adventures, it means a lot coming from someone like u

[@DoctorWhoAdventures]

​@@KaneUnable You're welcome!! :D I can just tell that me and my brother will be quoting this video a lot today (especially the Father's Day one) xD

[@xandergrogan2012]

It's on 600 LOL

[@NickTheImpressionist]

o hey if it aint my first subscriber from like an eternity ago when I had crappy content that too a whole heap of effort

[@NickTheImpressionist]

i have since deleted that stuff

[@alexhollinghurst3945]

I'm at 1:05 and already crying with laughter, this is brilliant. Very needed, and very, very funny.

[@alexhollinghurst3945]

“Shithole, sweet shi-” got me too

[@jackholman1112]

this is the type of content doctor who youtube needs holy fuck amazing shit dude

[@KaneUnable]

i AM doctor who youtube

[@flyhyland]

This needs more views, this was legendary.

[@Mags94]

This was so good, I'm grinning from ear to ear. I feel like I'll have to watch this a couple more times just to memorise all my favourite lines, they're were too many to catch the first time round. I can't wait for Series 2

[@KaneUnable]

there's quite a few background gags/jokes and jokes you'll only get on the second watch so im glad you're looking out for them!1!! thank u for watching and for enjoying it!!

[@vortexprod577]

The Cliff Richard picture next to the settee does it for me. Also, so much meta jokes, and I. adore it

[@KaneUnable]

thank you for noticing the cliff richards. i was worried people would not notice the cliff richards. i'll be sure to double down with the cliff richardness if i ever do series 2

[@vortexprod577]

@@KaneUnable if you do, can you make cliff richards one of the faces in the absorbaloff pls

[@PupRiku]

This is still better animation than the official classic lost episodes

[@Caroniver_Robocacci]

Rose: 0:14 The End of the World: 1:38 The Unquiet Dead: 2:06 Aliens of London: 2:51 World War Three: 3:27 Dalek: 4:03 The Long Game: 4:29 Father's Day: 5:01 The Empty Child: 5:45 The Doctor Dances: 6:28, I guess. Boom Town: 6:46 Bad Wolf: 7:13 The Parting of the Ways: 7:47

[@dont_blink3578]

Neat thanks

[@engi5580]

We need an extended version of mickey's song.

[@milenaz4475]

the production value is OFF THE CHARTS !!!!!! luv it

[@th3phoenix3968]

Ive watched this like 20 times

[@JAProductions494]

That was one of the best things I ever watched! Please tell me you’ll do Series 2 onwards 😍 I’m still aching from laughter

[@KaneUnable]

i'll do anything u want me to do big boy. i'm all yours for the right price! (100 likes on my video)

[@JAProductions494]

@@KaneUnable how’s 200 likes?

[@PapaLuge]

uh noh, i've got uh, ive got these things Crabs? NO *S T A N D A R D S*

[@andyw386]

This is insanely good quality! The funny animations, the funny voices, the well thought out jokes and lines. Hope the KZbin algorithm picks this up since these videos easily deserve hundreds of thousands if not millions of views.

[@loganheron684]

Honestly the best 9 minutes of my life

[@EveIrkens]

I've rewatched this thing alot more times than should be considered healthy. My favorite of the series and this is a perfect recreation. The running gags, meta jokes and even the insane speed of the editing, It's the perfect combo of cursed and hilarious. I can't wait for series 2.

[@mannofdober873]

"I bring deeeeeeeeeeeeeath!" "Noooooooooooo. :("

[@nemo6022]

LMAO when I heard Adam's voice I could not stop laughing This has cured my lockdown depression

[@OliLinklater]

That End of the world segment though 👌

[@KaneUnable]

it's quite the little ditty isnt it! maybe one day i'll release the full cover!

[@juliawolf156]

@@KaneUnable What was the original song again?

[@KaneUnable]

@@juliawolf156 It's The End of The World As We Know It by REM

[@TheOriginalEwan]

Poor Rickey- I mean mickey- I mean prickey- I mean- WhateverTheHellHisNameIs

[@KaneUnable]

I know him simply as 'Key

[@cherry6255]

Can’t believe you just re-uploaded the entirety of Series 1 onto KZbin, how have you not been copyright striked?

[@KaneUnable]

shhhh, i don't want anyone to know about my trcikery!!!

[@artemis3181]

Genuinely the funniest thing I’ve seen so far this year

[@KaneUnable]

what an achievement!

[@grysndotwav]

My ADHD loved this

[@afriendlyreminder6072]

Not Van Statten just casually having Sarah Jane Smith on exhibit

[@joshuanugent7891]

This is the series recap they play at the start of Big Finish - The Ninth Doctor: Ravagers

[@KaneUnable]

it better not be, they've not paid me!!

[@joshuanugent7891]

@@KaneUnable I expect the cheque's on its way

[@murdermcmurderface]

@@KaneUnable they owe you a fiver

[@novaje226]

A dalek with legs is actually more terrifying than I thought lol

[@JAProductions494]

If you’ve seen this so many times that you become bored of it, here’s a tip! Turn on the automatic captions 😂

[@KaneUnable]

i just did it, and now im really upset

[@Der.Soldat]

This is hilarious! You are a seriously underrated channel. I'd love to see more poorly animated Doctor Who, or even a Torchwood one.

[@PepsiChips87]

Plot twist: every doctor returns and they surround rose and say "hand over the 5 quid"

[@thetasigma412]

I cannot say enough about how good this was. You really should do series 2, it would be bloody hilarious (Especially with Love & Monsters and Fear Her)

[@KaneUnable]

i really will do a series 2! i didnt expect this kind of response!!!

[@richardsavings6690]

I never knew I needed an abridged version of Doctor Who. Thank you for showing us something wonderful. And northern.

[@DrBagPhD]

If I had a nickel for every time the Doctor told a dalek to kill itself and that worked I'd have two nickels. It's not a lot but it's really weird that it happened twice...

[@FarTooMuchToSay]

Brilliant, man. I’m enjoying your videos so much lately.

[@KaneUnable]

thank you im glad someones enjoying them ahaha

[@PwnZombie]

04:59 the Event screen, from That Mitchell and Webb Look

[@JonScatman]

That's absolutely hysterical. I was in stitches at Jack asking Mickey if he wanted to "buy a chula war ship".

[@thepineapplewhovian325]

A work of art in the highest form, cant wait for series 2!

[@KaneUnable]

i can wait! i'm so burnt out after making this

[@thepineapplewhovian325]

@@KaneUnable fair enough, great job though!

[@Jackerys]

Eccolsen only quit the show because it was filmed in Wales, that place is fucking terrifying

[@Moocake]

This is the best who content on the internet and I expect you to do one for every newwho series at least. Hats off to you sir

[@KaneUnable]

thank u so much! i will get round to them! might even do the spinoffs!!1

[@watsername]

Tbh torchwood is gonna be epic... Especially series one with sex gas and cyber bikini!

[@thegiganshow300]

This is honestly incredible. The editing the jokes. Top notch underrated video. You my friend are going places.

[@wisterian_dark]

I've never subscribed faster in my entire life, this stuff's simply amazing fjdhhdhf

[@KaneUnable]

omg thank u so much!!!!! this support is so overwhelming ahhhh

[@wisterian_dark]

really glad I've seen the twitter post about it, your whole channel is a hidden gem 🌟

[@TravelNuggets1]

Serves Mickey right.

[@janawoolfe4049]

You mean Dickey

[@watsername]

It's prickey!

[@TeckPanda]

You’re channels about to blow up and as it should to. This was so funny and the editing is amazing. Can’t wait for the season 2 vid.

[@DJ_KG]

"hes even got the city of leeds in there" creasing mate (as a leeds lad mysen)

[@ReeceLavellan]

Holy shit this was amazing and needs to get more views. I haven't laughed that long and for that length of time in a long while! Looking forward to series 2! (also I so want to see Russell T Davies' reaction to this)

[@carmillaplumsmaster8792]

This was fantastic. Great jokes and timing! Can't wait to see what you're going to do with the other series.

[@KaneUnable]

thank you! i already have a few ideas up my sleeve!

[@loucam08]

Random click of the day and it delivered, way better quality than I was expecting. This channel better blow up and soon

[@tarnitthebassist7149]

This was the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks, mate. Please make more!

[@jorj3076]

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[@KaneUnable]

u must have lived a very terrible life if this is the highlight of it. and for that i am sorry. but also ur welcome.

[@nathanj6671]

Mate I can’t stress this enough I have not had that much fun or laughed that much in one single KZbin video. I can’t wait for season two and if you can please can you make the video’s longer because that Was hilarious

[@xBxtterz]

How has this video not got over a million views yet? This is bloody hilarious 😂 good job man!

[@policeboxstudios1763]

I can’t wait for part 2

[@thewtclshow9573]

The youtube reccomendation delivered

[@KaneUnable]

KZbin is finally on my side!

[@rs666devil]

Amazing, I laughed a lot through this! can't wait for more series, subscribed :D

[@winonaryderenthusiast]

HEY BIG BOY, WANT A QUICK TRIP TO SHAG CITY😭😭jackie would be proud

[@Jackerys]

Im just imagining in series two when rose gets trapped in the parallel world and his last words to her are "Wheres my 5 quid"

[@chickenpie7836]

If it's my last chance to say it... Rose Tyler I.... WANT MY FIVE QUID

[@fnafandfriends3007]

0:14 ep 1 1:39 ep 2 2:07 ep 3 + cameo for ep 10 2:51 ep 4 3:27 ep 5 4:04 ep 6 4:29 ep 7 5:01 ep 8 5:45 ep 9 + cameo to 12 6:28 ep 10 + cameo from ep 3 6:46 ep 11 7:14 ep 12 7:51 ep 13

[@lukewheeldon8025]

this is genuinely incredible your channel is so underrated

[@bigdaddygazzaman6051]

This is fucking art m8, good job mate

[@dinoclaire1014]

3:53 Pricky's search tabs are gold

[@burnttoast8619]

THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!! I love this so much!!! One day in the future could you do Series 11? Great video, can’t wait to see more!!

[@Tharries]

cinema

[@KaneUnable]

sorry, but ur wrong. this is not a film, it's an ideology

[@unVerbose]

Holy Shit Kane I know you. Byfa like 6 years ago. What are the chances you'd end up on my homepage.

[@KaneUnable]

fucking hell whats ur name!!!!! i'll probs remember you ahaha

[@unVerbose]

@@KaneUnable It's Billy, the lead Hamlin dude! We were gonna do tenacious D that one time. Sick content btw ahaha

[@chriswalton6899]

thank you so much for this :)