[DWPoop] Dalek

The Doctor and Rose land underground in Cardiff, only to discover a sinister collection of Doctor Who merchandise...
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Written and edited by George Wilson
Written by Jericho Buckel
Special thanks to Emily Cook's Doctor Who: Lockdown! for inspiring this project.
Doctor Who Poop Theme composed by Ioan Morris
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Doctor Who Poop is not affiliated with the BBC. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 30A of the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as caricature, parody or pastiche.

[@lilyisacat29]

“That’s so close. I’ll be dead.” **Doomsday starts playing** absolutely killed me.

[@ryandarnell6]

same haha

[@beepthemeep12]

Killed her too

[@damianbrophy6481]

And Yvonne Hartman.

[@sheersternfeld1914]

It killed her too

[@bluesnooddude1663]

I love how genuinely sorry Van Statten was he'd sent the Doctor into the wrong cage.

[@RobbedTheBank]

A dalek is a genius, it can edit a thousand billion YTP jokes in one second flat.

[@DWPoop]

Unlike DWPoop who can only edit one videos worth every two years 😉

[@RobbedTheBank]

@@DWPoop As an editor I can certainly respect it taking that long! But it’s really phenomenal, top level YTPing

[@PepsiChips87]

@@DWPoop have you guys seen doctor who series one but it's poorly animated?

[@hazmat7949]

​its been 2 years 😢

[@maggot_2]

"that's the chimes of midnight" have absolutely no business being this funny

[@Finamajig]

The set up with the joke of 12345 as the passcode was brilliant, perfect pay off as the ‘stupid’ dalek enters the most basic combination it can think of opening the door

[@jeremyjasiak]

The Doctor made the ultimate sacrifice, that Dalek still had his Fanta...

[@shoogamoogaman]

You want orders? Here's one... GET IN THE CHURCH!!

[@lefoudegaming1233]

Nice one lol

[@RobbedTheBank]

“What about you Doctor what are you turning into?” “A banana grove. I like bananas. Bananas are good.”

[@fuffen376]

09:50 - If Doctor Who was made for primarily an Adult audience this line genuinely works, but in context it's belly achingly funny!

[@themoonchild7302]

Just watch torchwood lol

[@britanimations2002]

I absolutely love that first shot of the museum with the who references, you actually put a Mechonoid in there, made me giggle

[@chair42]

"Give guns to the baby" THE BABY *A.K.A. The timeless child*

[@Skalekul]

00:49 "You must patch the telephone device back through the console unit".... just brilliant 😂

[@CaJoel]

Getting rose to say the chimes of midnight and the doctor to say season 14 is some great sentence mixing

[@TheNickofTime]

3:20 That ‘I am the Doctor’ sting from the puzzles in the adventure games engulfed my brain in a nostalgic tsunami, I’m so happy to see any acknowledgement of them.

[@conorboylescotland]

I instantly got adventure game flash backs when I heard that

[@BaronVladHarkonnen]

@CybusEcho “where’s your sense youmur?”

[@leoholder7839]

Do you know where I can find it? Is it on the soundtrack

[@joshbratherton1869]

Absolutely died when The Dalek was trying to work out the combination. "UM ..." still howling.

[@The12thDimension.]

11:21 that's honestly a pretty sweet lift version of the theme.

[@TechSpiritedZ]

Agreed.

[@eclipsethezorua1905]

11:11 is my personal favourite part. The fact that a dalek using the elevator is just as horrifying to them as a dalek flying is beyond funny.

[@cameronmonaghan6883]

Love how Handles even has a reflection. That's detail

[@xareliya166]

"Thank you Doctor, are you single?" man that soldier really just went for it, great sentence mixing!

[@RadioactiveChannel06]

5:03 Ninth Doctor but he is written by Chris Chibnall

[@gasman1155]

😂😂😂😂😂 I can actually hear Whittaker saying those lines lol

[@azngf]

LOL so true!! XD

[@tardistime6857]

Hahaha I couldn’t stop laughing when I read your comment

[@jayjones4303]

PLEASE why is this accurate

[@Gordon_Freeman_PhD]

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

[@77x5ghost]

a doctor who poop that's the length of a classic series episode now this is quality

[@bondfool]

9:28 is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[@seane6599]

10:30 is possibly my favourite sequence you've ever done

[@TechSpiritedZ]

Even Charles Dickens?

[@buddyltd]

@@TechSpiritedZ Especially Charles Dickens...

[@1967sluggy]

Big Finish working out which characters to put in their next audio like

[@filmmakermorgan7705]

The 9th Doctor saying 'ah.' should be more of a meme, it's fucking priceless 😂

[@gasman1155]

Van Statten ending up on Skaro has to be canon somewhere Honestly killed me when I saw Skaro lol

[@MrDalek2150]

Killed him too.

[@buddyltd]

I love how bashful the Abzorbatron seems throughout this entire video. Just constantly looking this way and that, completely amazed at his luck.

[@Yan_Alkovic]

Replacing that Cyberman head with Handles was genius. Though he's not an old friend, he's a friend that he hadn't yet met. Also your editing skills are through the roof at this point, most of the scenes are effin' *seamless* And you have truly perfected the art of turning any random line into a musical remix! Thank you for cheering us all up in these trying times!

[@jamescolbourn-keogh6234]

Eat my salad, Mr Vanstatten.

[@thetasigma412]

Ok, hear me out. This is possibly my favourite thing that you've done. Ever. The way Eccleston says "Release me if you want..." The "Give guns to Jackie Tyler, Charles Dickens, Harriet Jones, The Baby", is bloody brilliant. Keep up the good work, it's phenomenal

[@gameznthingz]

10:30

[@mack-attack-420]

MP stands for MAXIMUM PAIN

[@gremlinwc8996]

I gotta commend them for the genuine fear whenever the Abzorbaloff showed up and when the dalek suction cup panned down to the guy's balls

[@andyw386]

For me it's the "well you're never gonna get any" being given a whole new meaning. Top quality throughout the whole video!

[@chriscaygill6331]

Brilliant and hilarious. The van stattan song was a banger.

[@Vukxs]

16:40 After The Doctor hears rose get totally obliterated… Never mind, things to do LOOL

[@Newt.--.Jaeden]

18:39 This is the part in the timeline where the Squid Game Short takes place.

[@SlyAceZeta]

13:06 Every time in Doctor Who where the villain's plan goes horribly wrong, this happens. This part absolutely killed me.

[@legendgamer676]

Sly?! Always good to see another Ace Combat fan.

[@SlyAceZeta]

@@legendgamer676 It's a small world after all 😂

[@legendgamer676]

@@SlyAceZeta And on a DW Poop no less haha

[@Harveyc_Harveyc_]

9:50 OH SHIT!!! -Christopher Eccleston 2005

[@JAProductions494]

Oh my god! That was absolutely incredible 😂 I especially love the Absorbaloff was properly used and wasn’t just a one off joke. There were so many other clever jokes throughout

[@CritRock]

I'm usually someone that REALLY struggles to laugh- I'm 15 minutes in and this has had me belly-laughing out loud. Thank you so much man, you've never disappointed

[@thecyborgrhino]

I was absolutely howling at 20:15, the way he walks 😂😂😂

[@jobobbob5825]

It's like a demon from the original DOOM.

[@HarrysMovingMedia]

That was absolutely prime, well done I needed that

[@loggior.speedweed4345]

4:56 HAHAHAHAHA!! yes! A reference to when they tried to make the Dalek's plunger arm threatening! Genious!

[@sglenny001]

Yes

[@swedish_llama1356]

I can’t wait for this! It’s going to be somehow even better than the original Dalek

[@Fridge_Fiend]

I love how confused Absorbatron looks in every scene

[@AidanGray]

My favourite Dalek episode will never be the same after this, but it's worth it!

[@OttoLP]

ELEVATE-or, OMG this fucking killed me, this has to be the best YTP ive ever seen

[@DashieNegan41]

And GTA VI is confirmed

[@PublickGamer]

I've not even finished the video but this is already one of the best things on the entirety of KZbin

[@FistOfFiori]

11:23 Haha, that elevator music.

[@RobbedTheBank]

One of the greatest YTPs of all time. I literally laughed so hard I nearly had a bathroom accident.

[@Harveyc_Harveyc_]

3:42 OMFG I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT HAHAHAHAHA NOW MEET THE GENUINE ARTICLE

[@Dalek_Scientist]

That Jadoon helmet (0:20, 0:25, 1:00) was SO well edited in I had to check the episode to see if it was really there! I really thought I had just missed that detail on all previous watch throughs.

[@yannatoko9898]

Judoon didn't exist until Smith and Jones, of course.

[@Dalek_Scientist]

@@yannatoko9898 yeah I know, but I was thinking that they might have taken a random helmet design from this episode and made a whole new species from it.

[@rambletash]

The Doctor sprinting backwards into the TARDIS has me sobbing.

[@TheGamingStarfish]

14:39 is my favourite part lol. Brilliant ytp I love, this is the best one so far!

[@theabsurdplatypus4688]

Not the biggest fan of KZbin poops but… my god! This is 100 times better quality than it has any right to be. The editing and jokes are outstanding! I haven’t laughed so much all year. The part from 10:30 got me laughing so hard I had to stop the video as I couldn’t breath. FANTA-stic!

[@DWPoop]

We're not quite sure if our content could even be classed as a ytp anymore but name has stuck haha!

[@edwardreed67]

The Flirtatious Exploits of YES! The Dalek. Btw, someone better send this to Christopher Eccleston ASAP!

[@Marronchells]

Looks like Van Statten finally decided to release GTA 6

[@pinzokiyama3387]

Nah, that was all Diana.

[@Mr007jamster]

The way the doctor gasped when the Dalek said he didn't have any Fanta absolutely fucking killed me

[@TheBlackReaperKaneki]

Henry Van Statten being the head of R* is fantastic.

[@AdamJasper18]

The editing of Handles was seamless. Lots of other unexpectedly great editing moments in here too.

[@noblecyberman957]

The evolution of the editing and humour between what you made 10 years ago and now is night and day

[@ItsShaz1]

This was just simply…. FANTASTIC!

[@dislexicboye]

I can already tell this is gonna be fantastic

[@TheRealXboxNerd]

One of the best KZbin Poops I've ever had the pleasure of watching. Every joke landed so well and the editing was (pun intended) fantastic! 👏🏻

[@Bobbyandmog]

Hello Mr Station Joke, Surprised To See You Here.

[@piefish]

15:40 Holy shit the horn really got me. God I want it to be canon that Daleks have this horn

[@theredlioness2502]

18:57 This is literally the last place I expected to hear the old Tomb Raider secret chime. Now I've got an urge to finish Unfinished Business...

[@dmaxwell910901]

"Ah ha!"

[@BadJ63]

This is the YTP we needed

[@michaellee2387]

14:39 "Excuse me. Do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?" 🤣

[@MoskHotel]

"I'm sorry."

[@batman6621]

the editing of handles while the doctor was walking towards him was so damn well done

[@LaurenceParkin]

I really love the amount of effort that went into the effects at the start. The reflections in the casing for handles is just you lot showing off

[@BadJ63]

Please lord, bestow upon us the second coming of Doctor Who Poop. It has been far too long.

[@SophieHanleyx]

My god, I feel 0:32 in my SOUL

[@ezra_harryvitale5626]

This is easily the funniest and most well-made one of the bunch you’ve produced! Thoroughly entertained and laughed so hard! Keep up the great videos! You’re doing it, mate!

[@kharjo7]

This is the best Doctor Who edit of all time, the editing is so good.

[@ArDroNaut]

This is a masterpiece and the fact that it's the length of a classic who episode is even wilder

[@HybridVisualsUK]

0:14 strongest opener going.

[@Unethical.Dodgson]

"Yes but I wasn't gonna tell them that. Thanks!" I laughed quite hard at that. So fitting.

[@Jdoesntwrite]

The dalek waiting in the lift is literally the most painfully funny thing ive seen in ages

[@TheHyperTank]

Best episode of doctor who I’ve ever seen

[@Newt.--.Jaeden]

*Long have I waited...*

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

Almost choked at the sight of the Destroyed Cassandra figure.

[@Xploshi]

This is brilliant

[@Bobbyandmog]

Hey Xploshi Never Knew You Liked DWPoop

[@funfingsproductions5702]

Wait you're a Who fan? Ten did feature in your April Fools video

[@SunnyShuklathedoctor]

3:02 beautiful addition

[@dawseyboy1]

this is so well done, i do not understand how it does not have more views

[@charliemersonwrightashby]

Just the use of the shot of the elevator from Rose/New Earth had me laughing

[@severnharold6652]

‘No one on this bass is safe’ is my F’N ANTHEM FOR 2022

[@Zestieee]

9:13 "Release me if you want." this was absolutely hilarious to me for some reason

[@Beegeezy144]

This is insane. You're not even joking about the cost of that merch!

[@josephchambers2000]

Worth every bloody minute of the wait.

[@calowo]

The Absorbaloff absolutely had me XDDDDD 3:22

[@Butchcavalier]

i never thought i'd see the day of another full length dwpoop!

[@PepsiChips87]

"ah." -Doctor, 2005

[@isaacahern3660]

It’s so cool to see how your editing has evolved years later, looks better than the old Doctor Who SFX

[@complicatedairflow7237]

The word is thrown around a lot these days.. but this is a genuine masterpiece

[@bleentrean5849]

Dalek: Doctor who? Doctor: HAHA lemme exhale all the air from my lungs. The fresh air from outside of this room. The air that you will never feel on yourself this deep below the surface.

[@elisnyder863]

Not to mention air that will never even touch your encased flesh inside that great metal mobility device of yours.

[@looe9195]

Lmao, I did that "What for? What are you gonna do to me?" joke with the plunger, but you did it 1000x better

[@childfreegamer8840]

Please keep making these. I’ve been watching them for years they’re amazing.

[@EthanDolan61101]

This was awesome the editing was absolutely stellar but the thing that stood out for me the most was the idea of the Dalek falling in love with Rose. It was genuinely sweet to see that.

[@Vukxs]

Vanstatten getting sent to Skaro was amazing😂

[@detectivebaghead5567]

Definitely worth the wait every time these are phenomenal

[@UnclePalpy]

The music everytime the Absorbaloff appeared was great. Gave me Resident Evil vibes whenever Mr X or Nemesis is following you.

[@MrWho2005]

9:50 when I see a cyberman break into my house 16:58 when a fly lands on my hand

[@studyguy.7660]

That Empty cassandra frame figure in the glass box absolutely killed me!