Team Fortress 2: The Tiny Desk Update

[@slightlyistorical1776]

The concept of Soldier being given the power to fly but he can't actually control it and just ascends into space randomly all while desperately kicking to get back down is way too hilarious in its own right

[@user-yr9ql6rj3t]

In fact, the Soldier is now even more dangerous than you might imagine. A flying orbital rocket launcher that continuously yells at all frequencies. And he can't be knocked down. Sounds like something that should be banned by the Geneva Convention.

[@sqentontheslime1967]

@@user-yr9ql6rj3tevery minute the Soldier rocket takes longer to come down as he gets further and further from earth’s atmosphere

[@UncIe-Ben]

It's called rocket jumping with the beggars bazooka.

[@oktober8398]

@@UncIe-Ben he actually hasnt been given the ability to fly he just got an infinitley reloading beggars bazooka strapped to him

[@soldier257]

@@user-yr9ql6rj3tdamn that’s funny

[@Berd]

thanks tiny desk people

[@kaamilgamerYT]

Epic bird

[@alexkitta3619]

YOOOO BERD

[@DragonaxFilms]

Hey You're that guy

[@Peter_Turbo4]

*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@InFosver]

Hellow

[@reecewilson223]

I like how red engi ascends using his godly powers while blue just let's the intrusive thoughts win.

[@tamsuemomwife]

Different people, different goals

[@Sonichero151]

That's literally the two types of Gods......

[@rikielanasui742]

2:20 When you're tired of getting headshotted and backstabbed 24/7 so you make both classes suffer.

[@strelitziathekeyblader1657]

And if you dare spend Money to try to turn Sniper Back to prepare to Snipe people, you're out of the Game Instantly and you basically just wasted $100

[@rikielanasui742]

@@strelitziathekeyblader1657 Yeah well, good thing I don't use him very good in general.

[@coldchillywilly9901]

I’m never gonna get sick of Lalve’s humor lmao

[@anakinskywalkercrappyprodu2205]

Hes the only reason I get out of bed

[@JetInAJar]

I had to go on sick leave because of his humor.

[@mishael1339]

Watching a Lalve video is like having your mental sickness sucked out and given corporeal form. I always feel better after one.

[@Robertward111]

He would've made Kitty0706 proud.

[@CUZUMofficial]

Same here

[@thelastmlg2699]

"We locked the spy into endless suffering" Yeah this is an official update alright

[@Averydude1]

*screams in french pain from the inside*

[@actung4044]

He’s suffering from the punishment that the medic damned everyone to

[@Sonichero151]

And yet Swipez will STILL make everyone suffer more

[@patrik9328]

*French screams of agony with child-support*

[@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel]

As an Engineer main, good riddance

[@ulric8445]

3:58 this scene of heavy is perfect

[@lanceslyd4865]

Can everyone tell me where did the red heavy got those voicelines

[@lanceslyd4865]

It goes like this: I'm sorry commander but nothing will stand in my way, especially not a fool like you

[@ulric8445]

@@lanceslyd4865 command and conquer red alert, i forgot which one but it was one of those

[@TerminatorGundam300]

@@ulric8445the 3rd one

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

​@@lanceslyd4865 Hm. *I S* *N I C E*

[@carribob1992]

2:17 Sniper's weapon is actually the majority of his brain. Take it away and he simply t-poses whilst saying "Apples".

[@LewdaCRITS]

MLP reference

[@LegoAnimations6370]

Scout gets turned into a log, Spy is suffering in a chair, Sniper is financially unstable class and Heavy gets the most love. Yes, this is the update we need

[@rafakisaa1869]

Yesh

[@patrik9328]

Execpt Heavy got nothing but a damn banana....

[@Murlo889]

And tank

[@SrPelo]

3:24 I can't believe Demo just squashed a tiny desk engi with his big dumpy cheeks

[@eduardvivestarda5912]

you got a nice eye pelo

[@yosefyonin6824]

mios senior!

[@qwedeh100]

Fat cheeks senior pelo

[@chiniasberb9470]

a true travesty

[@optixxxx5672]

You got some magnificient scream

[@Megasergio92]

3:10 Watch closely, you're about to witness a Demo Moment

[@flipperion]

And the birth of a new scrumpy

[@ballsinspector42069]

WATCH WEA' YE WALKIN', LASSIE!

[@zagoat9384]

𝐸𝓍𝒸𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓂𝑒?

[@ballsinspector42069]

@@zagoat9384 *(MULTIPLE SHOTS)* AYE WAIT LAD WAIT! THIS IS STUPID!

[@The1CactusGhost]

@@ballsinspector42069Aie you right laddie

[@Samwiz1]

That was downright awful, and my favorite part was absolutely scout being replaced by a wood plank to have more game impact. Nice work! 👍

[@poochie5543]

No doubt there is a community server that includes this upcoming update. It would make a fine KZbin video:)

[@monke287]

What a beautiful day to have eyes

[@nezaniatoimya]

Just like your server

[@opusmagnus26]

@@poochie5543 I imagine it being altered in several ways like the Scout being literally completely useless and brittle in place of replacing him with a wood plank while the Sniper's rifles/rifle (default or all of them) would be nerfed to uselessness while the Pyro's flamethrowers have range out the ass among other things to try and represent the Tiny Desk Update as closely as the game itself will allow.

[@Victor-056]

@@opusmagnus26 "Range out the ass", you forgot the Pyro will have no movement speed in this case so it will be one hundred percent accurate to the idea.

[@LawnZ0mbie]

I just realized that the blu “scout” was the one who capped the cart. Good on him for playing the objective.

[@strelitziathekeyblader1657]

Blu Log, Scout got Fired cause Lalve Hates him

[@sergeantarchdornan3013]

I still wonder what makes you think of these insane chaotic yet hilarious scenes and characters like it’s second nature to you, you never cease to impress fellow doctor

[@inquisitorbenediktanders3142]

I suspect alcohol. And if not that, some more... severe substances.

[@terrypennington2519]

*Meth*

[@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763]

Probably both at once plus some

[@Diamondbackwastaken]

STBlackST grade Cocaine.

[@OwnZar]

Vest hat Tiny Desk Corporation works alongside the Enclave to supply tiny desk engineers for every desktop in Raven Rock! It all makes sense now.

[@Mr.Galaxia]

3:10 this scene is too perfect ☠️

[@moronichybrid]

2:49 I always thought of this bit, like since the Sniper Rifle is locked behind a paywall, those who do manage to buy it are kicked off the match, making them have to rebuy said rifle once they rejoin.

[@Sonichero151]

I firmly believe this would compell tf2 players to commit rampant identity theft and steal credit cards off the deep web

[@Delak_Antoine]

reel demo moment right there

[@Xaero188]

Over the years Lalve has truly surpassed any sentient being in the art of *S O L D I E R.* No other artist can capture this sheer concentration of untamable screaming wheezing chaos with such finesse.

[@VELTG4]

In case yall don't know at 4:10 when we see blu pyro and blu engi, pyro gets turned into bacon which is also why blu heavy was so terrified.

[@PrinceLeader]

Bro, I thought that orange thing on the floor was the spilled slushie, and the Pyro just disappeared for the bit. First time I watched this video was right after watching the Team Neighborhood animation where it was super hot, and the Engineer dives into a puddle of orange ice cream. I thought it was a similar joke until now!

[@paperhat_boi]

3:08 You're about to see a "Demo Moment", when an otherwise totally reasonable self-described black Scottish cyclops acts in a self-destructive manner, i.e. like a Demoman.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Honestly, Medic deserves a vacation more than anyone else.

[@jw_gojifan19]

“The Demoman is perfect in every way” Truer words were never spoken. I need to play when this update drops.

[@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel]

As an Engie main, this update is truly *the Engie update of all time.*

[@Averydude1]

As a demo main, I agree that demoman is perfect at everything. If he was not, Dr lalve wouldn't make "meet the class but it's demoman".

[@NuggetInc]

3:05 There are no words that can describe how much I love this segment

[@talkingsillies]

4:42 has gotta be my favorite part solely because of how it somehow surpasses the random insanity already established by taking it a step further and adding a robot death God

[@mefler1]

What is that robot called?

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

​@@mefler1 it's a Reaper ship from Mass Effect

[@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel]

Added Ms. Pauling and the Administrator as playable classes.

[@MetalMargatroid]

*After 6 years since the Jungle Inferno update, I can tell this was worth the wait.*

[@rafakisaa1869]

Hmmmm EZ NICE

[@sonkupbukucu8814]

6??? WHAT THE FUCK TIME FUCKING PASSES QUICKLY!!!

[@Pudding404]

I see Dr. Lalve has already gotten to work on "Valve's new tf2 update." Is nice.

[@Kikai155]

2:05 Engineer is already a God. He literally destroy everything.

[@jirkavoj-2000]

0:45 That Terminator 2 Reference was perfect, Anyway the match after the Major Update looked like every casual one but more fun,. Love it,

[@rikielanasui742]

3:02 Pyro: Can't get flamethrower through. *Suffers mentally*

[@pyrogaming175]

that's his flamethrower, not a tank

[@ballsinspector42069]

(MUMBLED SUFFERING)

[@dr.cherrydonutman7193]

04:25 Love how at this point forward, it's just pure chaos.

[@PelemusMcSoy]

You know that someone will be insane enough to actually make a server with these new changes. When they do, I want to watch it all unfold.

[@Anonymous-bk9xy]

"I want it ℕ𝕆𝕎! *punches tv*"

[@hrpang]

Heavy doing a 3 point turn with a tank is actually impressive.

[@damsen978]

You never miss to make me laugh. The demo duel bit was 10/10. Wish they put more glasses on themselves with every sentences they spoke, it would make it extra crazy.

[@Ianrandom]

3:09 top 10 best Baki fights

[@jakodrdoole8204]

2:56 just wanted to save this part

[@Martin-pp1ww]

2:55

[@Jeffzilla07PH]

2 months later, we have: "The Seal Update". Also "The Saxton Hale Guide" when?

[@TheBunnyManChannel]

The 2 demo chad scene is absolutly legendary! 💪🏾

[@edgarvega5859]

Funny boondocks reference

[@offlineable]

It made me smile so much my face hurt

[@Averydude1]

As a demo main, I confirm that this is how demo Vs demo situations usually happen.

[@superbigtime]

2:30 - I see you with that kitty0706 Team Fabulous 2 intro tribute, Lalve. You're a good man.

[@zekromfan1]

*pootis* {echos} pootis pootis pootis

[@thegamerFOX45]

i know tiny desk corp is like doing crazy stuff, but i never expected something like this to the engineer 4:10

[@nicktate7839]

1:58 That “YES” is so god damn powerful

[@demonmaster666]

Heavy staring into your soul

[@jldragon7855]

1:30 that rlly got me for some reason ive never heard anyone use the "mrm" from that heavy scream like that

[@SG-fm9wd]

I love quote modding

[@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches]

4:49 Engineer going through the gates of the silver key, approaching the final gate, as expected.

[@ignitionfrn2223]

0:00 - Introduction 0:25 - Map updates 0:55 - Crate updates 1:10 - Mann vs Machine updates 1:20 - Class updates 1:25 - Scout 1:30 - Soldier 1:40 - Pyro 1:45 - Demoman 1:55 - Heavy 2:05 - Engineer 2:10 - Medic 2:15 - Sniper 2:25 - Spy 2:35 - HAVE FUN !!! 5:00 - Conclusion

[@elrohirciryatan38]

FLOWER 😳

[@ignitionfrn2223]

@@elrohirciryatan38 Tiny Desk Floristry ?

[@Anonymous-ty8rg]

What's the name of this song at the end. Cannot find which one in the description.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Dr. Lalve casually returned after 3 months with yet another philosophical TF2 video making us think about the beauty of life itself

[@unknownlogicman9399]

When they replaced Scout with a log of wood, that is when I truly saw the beauty of this world.🥲

[@TheSlayah123]

Everywhere i go i see his face.

[@-ReynardFox]

You never post a good comment, they're always so lame but you just get there first.

[@jamesverner9132]

Is it just me of is pyro suddenly panicking with a high pitch mumble way funny then it needs to be 1:40

[@Mr.Galaxia]

3:25 this scene makes me want to play the new update!😊

[@sgutsman]

0:54 so basically season passes

[@apollo_gen]

Okay so this is officially the best thing I've ever seen. Edit: Nevermind. The Engineer part at 4:12 is officially the best thing I've ever seen. This video is in second place.

[@blockstacker5614]

The power of a god, beautiful.

[@user-hs9rd9ym4n]

Engineer fucking liquefied pyro

[@JustinRuta]

Agreed

[@corpsetruck]

​@@blockstacker5614 now satan fears him

[@m4albino201]

​@@user-hs9rd9ym4n he baconized pyro

[@bluecamo9000]

Heavies face got me on the ground 4:23

[@moronichybrid]

Engie is literally eating a baconized Pyro, why shouldn't he be horrified?

[@bluecamo9000]

True

[@supersonicbros23]

I like how Engineer didn't use his god power for anything to help in the match but instead just used it to turn pyro into a slab of bacon.

[@patrik9328]

"The robots!?" *Loud laugh* "I dont know what you mean.."

[@chebxiur]

This was beautifully unhinged Doctor, I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at the end of the video, please for the love of god never stop making these deranged videos

[@sonofjack6286]

4:53 BLU TEAM WON WITH A PIECE OF WOOD!! *HOW BAD IS THE RED TEAM AT THIS GAME!!*

[@mikkobryanmalinao9440]

AT LEAST THAY LIKE SCOUT

[@demonmaster666]

HELP I JUST NOW NOTICED IT

[@sinceregreen1322]

I like how soldier just gets 1 thrown at him 0:24

[@Valsentials]

3:20 Most civilized Demoman discussion

[@kaisertrinityt.m.i.s1607]

3:38 In honour of Kitty0706, go Team Fabulous 2

[@EMan-1920]

1:08, Deep Rock OST spotted!

[@fs-ks7fm]

That engineer scene truly terrified me. It's beautiful.

[@Beessokoo1coo1]

1:00 the key is using solder for he is the key to open the key. Makes perfect sense to me.

[@greninji3593]

Kingdom Hearts moment

[@MediaDroid960]

2:36 if this is a team fabulous 2 reference, my respect for you has multiplied ten fold

[@sumguyiguess7697]

I noticed that as well

[@Pikachu790]

It certainly has those vibes, I wouldn't be surprised if it is.

[@WS-gj8ng]

Wow. I didn't think about that video in a while...

[@TimothyMark7]

0:19 engineer mains when 2fort intel room exists

[@ChargBoomInfec]

I love how you represented every TF2 player reaction with the soldier. (0:00)

[@kurwasaurio]

4:38 The engineer infiltrated the Brotherhood of Steel base, in the wasteland capital, and while he was repairing Libery Prime after the fight against the Enclave at the water purifier, posing as a scribe, he stole the plans, thanks to the administrator, I managed to rebuild it in time for this video 4:42 Its that the spaceship from Serious Sam 3?

[@Hot_dog_man9]

Those are the Reapers from Mass Effect

[@Yeti-wh7wt]

4:11 Did that engineer just turn that pyro into bacon?

[@abulletant1147]

Yes. God powers now

[@nemezisprime2114]

4:31 THIS IS THE GREATEST BATTLE IN TF2!!!! IT MUST BE UPDATED!!

[@blacktopthegam3rz364]

Apples

[@CoalEater_Elli]

​@@blacktopthegam3rz364apples

[@blacktopthegam3rz364]

@@CoalEater_Elli *explode*

[@ViktuzKiel]

Blu sniper stares

[@Rambit]

4:15 written and directed by Eltorro64Rus

[@megabirb8443]

This feels like I'm watching a final descent into madness.

[@funnyguy4217]

0:00 autobalance be like:

[@khromyakvsevolod3664]

1:10 choosing to put "the dance of dreadnoughts" here is very, very cultured of you, Dr.Lalve!

[@JackRotunda]

Rock and stone to the bone

[@narratornarrates]

@@JackRotunda rock and stone!

[@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763]

I will contribute my part 🍄

[@IronCrown]

Damn, good ears you got there, miner. Rock and Stone!

[@khromyakvsevolod3664]

@@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763 WE'RE RICH!

[@ac3j03y_blah6]

“The solider was always nice and beautiful creature” “So we adjusted his destructive nature..” Solider: ✨Ass✨ Heavy: *Emotional Critical Hit* “By giving him the ability to fly” (Proceeds to ascend)

[@AverageGibusFan]

turn on the subtitles on 2:59 and you'll see "oh"

[@alvaroperez2349]

I’m excited to see what else the Tiny Desk Corp. has in store.

[@fotppd1475]

Don't worry my tiny biscuit...

[@alexswin2.778]

bro ur literally EVERYWHERE! i'm the same too

[@CalzoneStudiozOfficial]

they have Scout as a log, the best thing ever

[@TerminatorGundam300]

Will our brains be able to take what comes after this?

[@Okmeis]

0:37 Nature is beautiful

[@alejoyugar]

spy main- 0:11

[@MarkStillPlays]

3:30 war thunder gameplay:

[@CastleHearth]

"We upgraded the Scout-" "Noooooo!!" My same reaction.

[@subnormality5854]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: No matter how bad I feel, a Lalve video always, somehow, cheers me up

[@alejoyugar]

2:41 everyone when this video came out

[@dfh_animations]

The update we never wanted, never asked for, but absolutely needed.

[@BiodegradableYTP]

You can always count on Tiny Desk Corp to have the TF2 community's interests at heart.

[@mattwo7]

3:47 Advanced/Famicom Wars

[@mr.zman8]

i can tell the skeleton really put a lot of work into this fine update

[@rail5575]

the fucking tank making a 3 point turn around was so funny, its little things like that that make these videos

[@user-ly2ds8sf4n]

4:18 what grimace shake does to a mf

[@somerandomguyintheinternet]

4:14 this is something i wish i never saw in my entire lifespan.

[@galaxygamingyt1389]

Gotta love that RA3 reference at 4:03😂😂😂 made it even better

[@Tibor0803]

0:02 That's what Valve is. They all bark but no bite.

[@gic186]

The voice of the Oblivion guards on Soldier fits sooo good

[@MisterPrawn]

Now Tiny Desk Corporation needs to open up a theme park. Call it: Tiny Desk Land

[@CollinFTW820]

Its Disneyland but its Tiny Desk (He need to remind that for the next video soon!)

[@TheSm1327]

Genuinely the most impressive part of this video was the 3 point turn that heavy did in that tank

[@willowdrakon]

I love how the update changes that i thought were one-off jokes were all implemented in the gameplay part

[@CommanderZaktan]

The Tiny Desk Engineer update is finally here!

[@segadoeswhatnintendont]

He isn't tiny tho

[@AleixOve]

Bro, i'm in tears for real. I was really bored, but i was punished by this materpiece and i'm dying omg. Good job man, thank you very much.

[@trojanhorseLmao]

2:38 basic TF2 server

[@BLACKout_TF2]

the amount of unhinged chaos is just amazingly beautiful! this video is a masterpiece!

[@skeleton.bro31]

3:46 the wars of the russians.

[@arandomusername6230]

"we replaced scout with a log of wood" finally, this is the type of balance changes we deserve

[@l.zalesgon958]

I legit cannot contain my laughter while my family is sleeping rn! As usual, your animation style never ceases to amaze! 😂👍🏼

[@OwariDuck]

Finally a playable version of TF2.

[@rafakisaa1869]

3:56 perfectly cut demo's scream

[@Darklight65583]

Doctor Lalves brand of chaos will never get old or boring! Love that Boondocks refference!