Doctors Removed 30 Pounds of Poop?!

[@deborahscott8125]

Imagine the relief that guy must have felt

[@IzayoiArwena]

Deborah Scott exactly

[@peterrodby2786]

Deborah Scott- it's like a spiritual experience!

[@zimjun7]

"Plop! plop! fizz ...fizz! Oh...what a RELIEF it is!!!"

[@kermit5822]

Just standing up for the first time? That'd be so nice

[@interplanetaryexpeditionsa1229]

ultimate anal ysis

[@waxydiction]

Tell me why the Dr is holding the poop like he caught a fish or a new born baby.

[@Mizmilla]

kenzee_ cheese HA! I know...why did he feel the need to hold it like that?

[@julieannanderson2228]

he's probably amazed and a little excited. he got to see something most doctors will never see

[@zawadishop9471]

Because its beautiful poop. We need more poop selfies

[@Moicesy]

Zawadi Shop lmao, you’re killing me 😂 😂

[@Jpa5551]

For Instagram tell me you wouldn't post that shit on Instagram

[@teaholic1419]

"How to lose 30 lbs in less than a day"

[@TheEtienneDavis]

Teaholic “Doctors hate him!”

[@rebeccatomlinson2253]

Just take a humongous dump

[@mysticsparkl2036]

Too soon...

[@seal9502]

TheEtienneDavis hahahahahaha oh my god

[@teddy2271]

Step 1: induce constipation for 22 years Step 2: go to the er and surgically remove your colon Disclaimer: you might die Not worth it man

[@LinhLolly]

This is so sad for him. It must had affected his life a lot. :(

[@IzayoiArwena]

Ling DaSweetPie yes im upset for him too. And this is why im afraid of pregnancy. Then i may have it too. Not poop for 40 weeks

[@wahidacaagiorgio6278]

Ling DaSweetPie hahah long you watch the doctors too?

[@xrzqq]

I had been constipated once for 5 days I can't imagine how much pain for years wth

[@TFTN_official]

Yeah but this is why colostomy bags exist for people like this man. For those who don’t know what that is it’s something that goes around a stoma, that’s a surgically created opening for colon, and collects up your waste and urine.

[@ThePumpingiron27]

Why did I click this!?

[@wetsocks8812]

Why was it recommended for me is my question?

[@StrawberryJam806]

Same 😂

[@awesome1990s]

You were curious about the situation

[@luckylu9780]

Cheshire Cat lol me to but very interesting

[@MuffinnnMonstreee]

Same

[@elaine5737]

So sad that the man had to suffer for that long! Why wasn't he treated for this sooner?

[@cellogirl11rw55]

It's a rare condition and was probably missed.

[@my12spoonswithrose43]

ELAINE he may not have gone to the doctors

[@iliketositandeat4718]

Healthcare is really expensive in america

[@katiatannus3146]

ELAINE Hirshsprungs diesease is a rare genetic disorder

[@michaelsepulveda3995]

Like a lot of people said it's a genetic disorder but it can come in stages. The less severe it is the harder it is t diagnose until it gets worse

[@livysyn6]

He REALLY had his shit together.

[@farim8062]

Lixovia23 😂

[@mar2504]

No more puns pls

[@parkjimin5003]

💀💀💀😂

[@zawadishop9471]

We need bigger shit than those. BIGLY.

[@Dawnie-bi6qu]

Lixovia23 hahahaha

[@abdullahrajput3517]

Doctors are real heroes .Respect

[@KamranSKhan]

but sometimes they are the worst enemies.

[@Aieshoo]

Abdullah Rajput yes not kylie jenner

[@LesTwinsSociety]

Some of them

[@noreenm5018]

@Abdullah Rajput, definitely most Doctors are really heroes.

[@ohnoyoudint1407]

Whateverrrrr they think they’re God

[@aaronharris5069]

I sometimes feel pain whenever I can't go for a while, but the pain this poor man had to go through with 30 pounds of toxins in your body, the pain must be indescribable. I am glad he's better now.

[@lumi5281]

Aaaaaand now we all have videos about poop in our recommendations...

[@MrYabber]

Lumi 😂😂 true. Fuuck!

[@reason5591]

Oh poop I never thought about that before clicking on it 😂

[@charlottehurley4388]

I wish you would shut up and let the Doctor talk. All of you.....let the man speak.

[@nathanu1562]

Charlotte Hurley fr

[@TechGirl84]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@HilmyA.S.]

Everyone there is a doctor (i think except the guy in the left)

[@Unclebud]

I think are all doctors

[@bbednorz319]

Just because they are all doctors doesn’t mean they all have to talk at the same time! That’s annoying as hell. The biggest offenders are the two on the ends.

[@bmckin2011]

BLESS. HIS. HEART. 😳

[@mrderp6862]

jf2006 mckin no. Bless his colon because it didn't rupture

[@bmckin2011]

Got me there! Dad joke if I ever heard one, LOL!

[@jahirasterling1507]

Haha watching this while on the toilet! 🤦🏾‍♀️😂😭

[@BitterBetty76]

Jahira Sterling 😂

[@thedude8254]

A turd in sliding out of my ass right..... now!

[@CherylNkosi]

Me too 😂👏🏾

[@chichimama7774]

Jahira Sterling me too!!!

[@rabiadilara]

Same 😂

[@carolreyesify]

Why wud the surgeon hold the poop close to his body

[@lotobloom9768]

Carolyn Reyes thats what i was thinking lol

[@xo7499]

because it isn't poop. these "doctoes" shouls know better than to spew ignorance. that guy had cancer

[@gabbyeebzie4103]

Because they proudly and successfully took it out :-)

[@CB-pf7go]

Carolyn Reyes its encased in the colon,it's not the actual poop.The poop is inside sort of like a sandwich in a baggie.

[@sandravanderleek8569]

He's covered in water proof surgical garb. The poop is inside of the colon which is a strong muscle. Because it slippery the only way to move it is to pick it up would you rather him leave it on top of the patient?

[@gerardinecizmar]

It's amazing how many people have constipation problems. Some are from intestinal abnormalities but as for the rest, it's your bad diet. For people with minor but annoying problems, get Fleet suppositories and rubber gloves. It works. It's better than ingesting laxatives or being uncomfortable.

[@2000daboss]

He's so proud in the photos, like a fisher with a huge catch

[@amywhitson5252]

My son is 15 years old and he has this. Sometimes his stomach looks that big. This is NOT a joke and for you people that say just eat this or that and you'll be fine.. You're wrong. It's a defect in the colon! And it's horrible that there's nothing they can do but remove the colon. And then what? A bag? No. That's why we see a hydrocolon therapist. She cleans out my son once a month and it saved his life. He's no longer diabetic from poop sitting inside him for so long. He had cirrhosis of the liver even and some Dr asked if my 12yr old was an alcoholic! Hydrocolon therapy works and we all should be doing it. Obesity wouldn't be an issue anymore. Can you imagine?!?

[@nathanu1562]

Amy Whitson lier

[@amywhitson5252]

I'm not a liar.

[@nathanu1562]

Amy Whitson oh ok sorry

[@RavenMoon1989z]

What's hydrocolon therapy? Do they like clear everything out or something?

[@MrZer000]

22 years without stooling? That would scare the shit outta me...

[@coconutsadface6979]

MrZer000 problem solved!

[@helens.undead666]

Coconut Sadface OMG

[@97AshleyRose]

MrZer000 was the guy even aware that he was supposed to poop if he never pooped once in his life

[@csalt1242]

MrZer000 I see what u did there LD

[@charltom4053]

They clearly said he would pass waste but theres a obstruction that stop its all from coming out

[@Amagem81]

I work in a nursing home and I've seen some serious impaction. Some of the ppl have been able to pass stool without much help, but it's very painful for them. I've seen baby sized poops and wonder, how in the world they're able to push that out.

[@crypticmoonTV]

Yes girl! I used to do home health for a sweet lady who bed bound. She had Parkinson’s and needed quite a lot of help throughout the day… especially changing her positions on the bed so she didn’t get bed sores. She wore adult diapers and I had to change her. I’ll never forget how she went nearly two week without pooping and was sooo miserable. So I got the idea to just kind of roll her around on the bed and get her blood circulating better… at this point we had already done an enema that hadn’t been successful. She was rolled over on her side and dude…. That shit came out like a soft serve ice cream machine that just wouldn’t stop. And I kid you not, looked every bit the size of a large 10 pound baby😳 She praised me for getting her to poop right up until she died almost a year later.

[@ankurmanjare550]

@3.00 doctor holding his shit as if it's a new born baby lol 😂😂

[@pamkou]

Coming from someone with chronic bowel obstructions and have had emergency surgery due to a perforated bowel. This is extremely painful.

[@SepherStar]

I'm not in the medical field, but as far as I understand it, this man didn't have normal constipation. His condition caused him to lack the nerve endings in the colon necessary to cause the colon to propel the matter along. Laxatives were not as effective because they often work by stimulating those nerve endings, and he lacked them.

[@helens.undead666]

This kids, is why you eat your fruits and veggies

[@2832sarah]

I tryd l sorry

[@xamarialouis6622]

The doctor said it’s a birth defect.

[@PaulinaAguirreMusic]

This doctor is amazing. He is been my doctor, super knowledgeable and kind

[@angharad.9743]

This is terrifying

[@jamiasutton6425]

Angharad's Opinions u think i know that it's horrendous

[@A-Ylover0FtheLordJesus]

angharad. Repent and turn to Jesus and lol means Lucifer our lord be born again

[@refusion2664]

@@A-Ylover0FtheLordJesus lol means laugh out loud

[@rebeccaadams3349]

Chronic constipation can be an early warning sign of colorectal cancer. I know this firsthand. If you are experiencing any symptoms like this, talk to your doctor, DO NOT wait. Suspicious piles can also be a concern. Cancer isn't always a tumor, sometimes it's a sore, a deep one eventually in my case. I almost waited too long to go to a doctor. Please don't make the same mistake. It could have cost me my life.

[@emmajones3970]

No other symptoms?

[@ellaaodamee3126]

iT LoOkS LiKe a WalRuS

[@aishab282]

Dead

[@jasongates-]

Someone says "I'm ten pounds lighter." That guy: "I'm 30 pounds lighter." :D

[@moziebitf3154]

Plant based whole foods diet here. I never "feel that way". I poop when I gotta poop and it takes 2 minutes :)

[@metropcs7560]

Yes, this is true and to see a patient crying is the worse. I took care of a patient and sometimes staff would wait till I would come on duty and then give meds in the morning, patient crying at 2am. Much prayer and much prayer going on.

[@LindaONeill]

Wouldn't the stool be decaying inside his intestines and get in his system? That can't be good...Holy Cow!!!

[@ChristianSaveAmerica]

My son was tested for this illness when he was 3 years old. It started immediately after I weaned him from breastfeeding at 2-1/2 years old. He just did not want to go poo. After 13 long hard months when he was on "Miralax," a prescription drug laxative at the time, I ended up taking him off these laxatives because he had constant diarrhea for all these months. Slowly he learned to poo and it took until he was 4-1/2 until he felt comfortable. It was a nightmare from age 2-1/2 to 4-1/2. The diagnosis was encopresis. Terrible experience and very frightening because I remember once he didn't have a bowel movement for 9 straight days & I got worried. He is fine now....thank God!

[@numberone5680]

The hosts, of news shows and news, talk excessively, not allowing their SPECIAL guests to explain fully. We’d learn more if the hosts would let them talk.

[@miriamgreer1532]

Boiling some organic garlic in about a cup of water and drinking it is a good and natural way to rid yourself of constipation.

[@ashleynctzen4095]

Mother of pearl!!

[@elizabethb1096]

BTS' 8th member excuse you, I think you mean holy shit

[@stephaniejoobern1001]

"That oyster's a mother! And that pearl's no pearl; it's an egg!" -SpongeBob SquarePants

[@PatrickStar-ld2qk]

Fire on the poop deck

[@RhinoXpress]

this video makes you want to poop until you can't poop no more. lol

[@killerqueenbiteszadusto5021]

When Your teacher doesn’t let you take a shit during the lecture.

[@peterrodby2786]

I take aloe vera, broccoli and kale and blend it with flaxseed and coconut milk. Within one hour of consumption i'm completely cleaned out!

[@Posting7]

Hey. Quick question. Do you cook the broccoli or does everything go into the blender raw?

[@mariambarrie2429]

I have heard a story similar to this. A lady in Africa is suffering the same problem she’s been in so much pain for couple years now. I wish this doctor would help her I’m gonna try and send in a email about it or does anyone has a better idea

[@jamiasutton6425]

mariam barrie tell her to take laxatives

[@adriennethompson3382]

Take 3ml mineral oil every hour

[@lindambabazi.r631]

Which part of Africa ? Which country to be exact She could start with some juices ....or go on a fruits and vegetables diet only for a month or so It works

[@jakesli9154]

id try not giving a fuck

[@ytexeves]

@@jakesli9154 rotflmao

[@accidentalanarchist3304]

What a relief for this guy to have been seen to..God love him. I've got some issues in this arena, but if you can believe it, mines is deemed as being due to a rare mechanical defect called an *Intussusception*. I fired my gastro for not operating, and actually now it's down on my chart as a previous condition, like it fixed itself? That's actually impossible. There's nothing worse than not being able to go to the loo, but when your (so called) specialist is more interested in saving $$$ than taking responsibility, it leaves you pissed off and jaded. I

[@TheJoyQueenForever]

Cleaning out your shit...sounds fun lol

[@aaeongi]

Joy SImpson this made me laugh and grossed out lol

[@brookbentsmommy]

My son was born with this and i am very thankful we found out as soon as we did .

[@ewhands9849]

That's enough internet for me..

[@sheenablueeyesblondie2363]

My neighbors husband had the same thing.they removed most of his colon...it was caused from the meds he was on for 50yrs..he unfortunately passed away 3 days after the surgery.

[@jansaylor4318]

From a botched hysterectomy at age 25, I have suffered for the last 38 yrs with episodes. I called an ambulance and went to ER, 12/8/2018. I am so tired....I throw my guts up during what I call attacks. Can last 2 hrs even a whole week. Can't wear anything tight on lower abdomen. Stupid for sharing this to the world. Pain is worse than labor pains.

[@TFTN_official]

Holy 💩, I honestly can’t imagine what it must’ve felt like for that poor man but it must’ve been like having a baby but the baby is being stubborn and won’t come out of his/her mum.

[@FM-hm7wr]

And here I am, four hours past my daily poop time and already panicking.

[@9justkeepswimming9]

Ewww that thing looks like a demogorgon

[@canadianinaz79]

Imagine releasing that into a toilet 😂

[@littleboots9800]

Releasing it! Lol. Sounds like you're talking about releasing an animal back into the wild.

[@monicaperry9020]

I have problems with my intestines and I repeatedly tell my doctor and It falls on deaf ears. My side hurts so bad, I get constipated to the point of not being able to bend or walk. My food doesn't go down all the way sometimes. I wish I could get help from the Doctor's show.

[@timothy8080]

Did you get a new doctor?

[@paulamcdonald8905]

Please go to see an intestinalologist just as soon as you possibly can. There is no need for you to suffer like this. I've been down that road and it's a miserable way to live. Believe me, there is help available for your problem. Good luck!

[@ATinyPillow]

Have you realized yet that it’s from eating animal flesh? \ (0.o) / .

[@krisisnkaos]

Almost a pound of poop per year.

[@jojolovelee4676]

krisisnkaos me too lmao😂😂😂

[@cattybound2011]

More than!!

[@donnastealey7025]

I was also given only a 20% chance of living!! But I am still here & will be around for a long time!!

[@tanyaarkushenko927]

"It looks like a walrus!" I died laughing at that lol

[@levonvardanyan3478]

I remember this story the man was from a village im China and has suffered with this since birth. His parent’s never took him to the hospital bec they didn’t think it was serious enough to go to the hospital. Not passing stool for weeks can be life threatening.

[@nehsangbong7259]

Lord have mercy. 💩

[@cellogirl11rw55]

Poor guy! I know how painful that can be. I have mild gastroparesis, and so, I have to drink Miralax every day to keep from getting impacted. One time, I had to take some​ narcotic pain medications and got off track with my Miralax. I wound up in the hospital with a nearly full bowel obstruction after not pooping for 10 days. . . Thankfully, I didn't need surgery, but, it took two bottles of magnesium citrate on top of my regular Miralax to get it all out.

[@smidge_of_serotonin]

Someone took that south park episode too seriously

[@ReineDeLaSeine14]

I have severe dysmotility through my whole GI tract...because I also have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome I'm at an increased risk of rupture, which happened to my grandma. Our intestines stretch until they tear open. I really feel for this man...Hirschprung's is hard to deal with, especially for so long without help.

[@IamLinda_]

Omg this scared me! I have had chronic constipation for as long as I can remember. I take 2 stool softener/laxatives every night and I generally end up using an enema every 3 days. This is my life. My 25 year old son is even worse. He does not use anything and only goes once every 10-14 days and it is like rocks and it rips him up. Now I am incredibly worried about him. How do you know if you have the condition this man had?

[@karenfanning5399]

Hirschsprung's is a genetic condition, so it is something you are born with and will normally show up early on in life. If you and your son have not seen one, I highly recommend getting referred to a gastroenterologist; a doctor who specializes in the GI system. Chronic constipation can be serious, and there are so many causes. Everything from not drinking enough fluids, to taking pretty much any medication, to having a physical anomaly in your stomach or intestines can alter the way your GI system works. It's also a really rotten way to live. I did for years. I was also a nurse for long time, so I've seen lots of people suffer too. Do both of yourselves a favor; if you haven't, find a specialist near you who may be able to help you feel better.

[@cuteONE22]

If you have a balanced diet, you won't suffer from constipation. Also, Everyday you should eat green salad seasoned with a little bit of olive oil, eat at least two types of fruit, one small spoon of honey, eat a mildly spicy dish (very very important), drink coffee and lots of water. You will NEVER have any bathroom issues.

[@karenfanning5399]

Maybe you should teach every doctor at every medical school this, plus tell EVERY practicing adult or pediatric doctor, plus every surgeon, OB/GYN, Rheumatologist, Cardiologist, Endocrinologist, and oh yes..GASTROENTEROLOGIST in the entire world that you have all the answers and they are ALL wrong!!

[@chelelee6321]

Many times this happens as a result of another issue. Like this video, one can have a congenital defect of the bowel. Other complications can also affect the bowels and the ability to empty them. Yes, a healthy diet is essential, however, not every case can be solved in this way. I have had trouble my whole life but I eat a very nutritious diet and exercise daily. I suffer because of a defect. I also have to take an antihistamine, steroids and pain medication for an autoimmune disorder. Though these meds keep me in remission and able to live my life as near to normal as possible... they can also cause issues in the bowel. I'm very happy you've been able to fix the issue through a healthy diet but it's just not that easy in many cases.

[@DARisse-ji1yw]

Magnesium citrate is your friend .......

[@Jsd15992012]

I was constipated for 33 days before. Worst month of my life. I couldn’t imagine years of that.

[@DaltonLayne]

What did you have to do?

[@kydn3y]

When he said ''20 years" I dropped my phone.

[@DaveNanan]

How this much shit was missed by the guys own doctors is really scary!! 😳😳

[@comellosean5634]

I had my colon removed due to Ulcerative Colitis

[@veranaika]

For a person who has constipation, even when i was a kid, i have a hard time. Sometimes i cant poop for days, i would tell my mom, i thought it was normal, when i learn you have to poop everyday. I would sit on the bowl every day even just a little, i would drink milk, lots of water, and go juicing, i would even take herbal supplements.

[@karenfanning5399]

Not everyone has to poop every day, actually. Every person is different, and our bodies all function differently from each others' in some ways. It will vary by diet, activity level, amount of exercise, fluid intake, medications and your metabolism. Some people go three times a day, some people twice a week. It is about what is normal for YOU. If you feel like you aren't going enough to meet your body's needs, you should speak with your doctor.

[@ndoina_]

How did he not die of toxic poisoning or something?

[@reemcont]

My goodness why am i watching this at night, but i cant stop watching, lol

[@ekbutle8013]

Basically he can run faster after the surgery?

[@clanaoaarmyofallah2557]

This is why i changed feilds. I learned quickly i couldn't handle this stuff before medschool.. thank goodness..

[@waps1092]

Gamers would know

[@jdjd2124]

How was he not sick??!!!I was hospitalized with a fever of 105 and terrible stomach pains because I was backed up!

[@brittmills6264]

I mean, I have a "movement" once a week if I'm lucky. kind of terrifying. maybe I need a doctor. lol

[@AltoAtik]

I'm like that to lol

[@sparklebutt1119]

You should see a doctor just to make sure everything is OK.

[@thegoldeneagle5881]

Britt Mills One has to have at least one movement a day. You should defo. see a Dr.

[@zawadishop9471]

Once a week?? I go twice a day.

[@4263484]

You just need more fiber (fruits, veggies) and water

[@estherstanneart723]

My son had Hirshsprung Disease. Had surgery at 6 months to remove part of colon. He is great now. was 30 yrs ago.

[@rastwet]

Remember when you told me i was full of shit? Guess what You were right

[@donnastealey7025]

I have a colostomy..And I am getting ready for Surgery on the 27th of February. I am so excited! This is my 2nd time to have to wear a colostomy..and hopefully will be my last time!! The 1st time I was in the hospital for 184 days! I was in a medically induced coma..with 15 IF lines & on a respiratory machine to breath. I had 5 & 1/2 hours of surgery on Christmas Night. They took a pint & 1/2 of poop out of my abdomen.

[@donnastealey7025]

sorry for the typos..my phone is crazy!!

[@TheTechkid1994]

Im gonna take a shit right now im so scared.

[@elizabethshaw734]

I can understand how that Patient felt.

[@TFTN_Official12]

Relieved probably because I don’t think he wouldn’t survived another 8 years.

[@jakiantaylor5814]

Wtf did he eat

[@jennyl3080]

This is my nightmare! I have destroyed my digestive system with my severe eating disorder and former drug addiction. I'm recovered and clean and on subutex treatment and the morphine makes it 10000 times worse. I can go a full six week and longer if I don't take laxatives. I'm going off the laxatives, changing my diet completely, being more active, taking digestive enzymes, magnesium, olive oil and warm water with lemon every morning + apple cider vinegar during the day and the bloating has gone down a bit at least. I'm just in the beginning of this life change and I don't expect over night results, but whatever it takes to be healthy again - I'm going to do it. So tired of this!!! 😢

[@wynnwill1]

How are you doing 3 yrs later?

[@leenajo8141]

@@wynnwill1 dead

[@RawBombshell]

The show should save some money and cut her out. I do not see her purpose up on the panel. These doctors are constantly interrupting each other its difficult to hear the conversation. Its ear piercing.

[@JohnDoe-dw4gi]

eva danielle you're just a hater

[@someguywithalowbudget1320]

I envy this man he's a real soldier

[@charltom4053]

Envy? Yea dont think your using the right word here

[@plshelpmereach100subscribe6]

Cut it open

[@elaineanderson4891]

I can relate. I had problems with my bowel movements. I discovered chicken did not agree with me. I stopped eating it in October 2017. I have no problems now having bowel movements.

[@asdou7524]

Why is this not a meme

[@marihus]

Because who would make fun of a birth defect

[@coconutsadface6979]

It might become a meme in time, IF this goes viral

[@truthsayer3863]

Mari sadly most of the internet

[@truthsayer3863]

Mari if you want examples- “triggered” “cancerous” “autistic”

[@MadyLeeMoore]

kandula Yep. Sadly.

[@RadagonTheRed]

To quote Dr Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park: _”That’s one big pile of shit.”_

[@ceeceeceecee5280]

So he was literally full of shyt!

[@mdb831]

Watching all these the day after. I had 1 last night that was probably 3 pounds. When it finally came out it was like heaven.

[@gracepastore]

shit🤣🤣🤣

[@rickichase3438]

With extreme medications, I go only once or twice a month. My doctor said my colon is extremely damaged and has to be removed.... sometimes I will lose 10 pounds in one sitting....

[@Thakkutalks]

Doctors are Gods on Earth..♥♥♥

[@jessastrobach6253]

DEVZZ their is ONLY one God he is in heaven

[@HilmyA.S.]

Jessa Strobach no there are many

[@lifewitholga_]

Maybe angellike not gods

[@DrConen]

Lemme guess ..you're the patien they're talkin about ?

[@grobanite4ever85]

I went 5 days without having a BM I was in pain and I went to the ER they didn't do anything. My friend gave me a laxative that is for someone with colon cancer and I finally went

[@lalagonegaga]

This is possibly the most idiotic show on television and we all know how stiff the competition is in that department.

[@PineapplePizza-ou4ij]

How do you survive that? Dude!? The man is alive and that's all that matters.

[@chiko2088]

Some Kid: Have you ever pooped yourself? The guy: Never, and its been 20 years.

[@mikeletterst9882]

He should use that picture for his Tinder profile.

[@annetteslife]

I had passed hard impacted stools before and ended up with very mild rectal bleeding and excruciating abdominal pain for hours

[@specialized29er86]

2 names come to mind, John Wayne and Elvis Presley.

[@alexwest4259]

Yeah I’m calling my doctor tomorrow

[@LennyOnDaBeat]

Guy after surgery: Ahhhhhhhhh I feel about 30 pounds lighter