Doctors, what is the most bizarre issue a patient has tried to hide?

[@grmpEqweer]

Remember: No flared base = gone without a trace.

[@IsaacDoctorKleiner]

Thanks person who looks like G-man

[@grmpEqweer]

@@IsaacDoctorKleiner Gay man or Government man? I just like knowing what I'm doing when I get my hands on a bottom.😉

[@FluffyShadowSky]

@@grmpEqweeryou’ve got your paw on me lol

[@IsaacDoctorKleiner]

⁠@@grmpEqweerI mean… I’m a bottom… but I mean The G-man from Half-Life

[@grmpEqweer]

@@IsaacDoctorKleiner Not even sure if that's a game or a tv series. I used a zombie filter on my photo, liked it.

[@billbryant7194]

The two people you should always tell the truth to, your lawyer and your physician .

[@Yourgothicgranny]

Amen! Either hippa or client confidentiality will protect you! Not admissible in court

[@doryy9360]

And psychiatrist

[@tacticallemon7518]

medical staff in general

[@BlueSmokie]

The guy that has the Barbie up his butt, needs to sue. He requested they didn't tell his wife and they did anyway!

[@violentneighborhood]

My dad tried to kill himself by driving into a brick wall. The police showed up on scene and dragged him out of the car and put him in cuffs. When my dad tried to answer the officer's questions his speech was slurred. He told them he hadnt been drinking. They ignored his request for medical attention and threw him in the drunk tank. Hours go by and he is still slurring his wirds while begging for help. He wasnt drunk, he had a broken neck.

[@dogouchu4356]

Was he okay after?

[@SoulDevoured]

Yeah that's just police brutality at that point. Guy drives head on into a brick wall and you don't get him a medical evaluation? Even if he was drunk... That's inexcusable.

[@violentneighborhood]

@dogouchu4356 come morning, when they opened the cell and let him free his neck was in such bad shape he no longer had the ability to move his head and was having difficulty breathing. After asking for directions, he walked 13 blocks to the hospital. He was admitted. Scans were taken. They revealed multiple crushed vertebrae and a partially severed spinal cord. The er dr said this was the first time he saw a person still mobile in this condition and that the width of a few hair strands was all that prevented a full paralysis. When my dad choose to go 90mph into the wall he was 18yrsold, 1 week married to his pregnant fling and had just lost his job. I'm not sure when he began to drink away the pain and demons that followed him through the windshield, but the bottle would become his companion for the next 40+ years. Guess the cops saw his future that night.

[@911Lithium911]

Did they perform breathalyze him?

[@lp1043]

Geez

[@grmpEqweer]

2:00 any time a girl under 15 is pregnant, there ought to be an investigation. Some of these are going to be from adult predators.

[@catscratchqueen]

majority of teen pregnancies are fathered by adults :(

[@amyshanniah4652]

Imagine going through that as a child and not daring to tell anyone

[@SirberusKhaos]

too bad that in cases where it is another teen, this will greatly reduce the already not great likely hood of the mother getting proper prenatal care.

[@CharlietheWarlock]

Buddy there is a lot of moron male teenagers who are fathers also

[@MS-sr6mj]

​@@SirberusKhaosAre you saying it's better if it's an adult??

[@catscratchqueen]

1:02:23 sadly many women are told severe pain and bleeding during periods is just something they have to deal with or are accused of exaggerating it

[@catscratchqueen]

1:10:52 "her husband is actually a woman" so her husband is trans? 💀 you don't just "masquerade as a man" for fun

[@LaraKeller-su3zc]

​@@catscratchqueenSooo....a woman. Her " husband " is a woman.

[@SirberusKhaos]

@@catscratchqueen trans or the social pressure to be seen as male was overwhelming. both are things that are real.

[@nate87799]

@@catscratchqueenit’s called delusion. Seems to be more commonplace nowadays.

[@ThingInTheHall]

​nate87799 Alright. Elaborate on that. What delusion? Whats the delusion hee?

[@ShannylovesMC]

Hi, I'm diagnosed with schizophrenia with paranoid delusions, GAD, and other things. Hearing about the person with intrusive thoughts literally gave me a full anxiety attack, yeah, that's how it goes... You explain it off as other things... It's just been a while since I saw somebody's story hit so close to home, but it gave me genuine worry for them. Debiliating anxiety is not normal. As my docs tell me, ANY level of anxiety that causes you undue stress isn't normal.

[@cur1ouscatf1sh]

The slug butt man took me out. I always think I’ve heard it all, but then I hear a story like that

[@pooroleostrich9553]

The "no slug abuse" killed me 😂

[@Flixartist]

“Rico! Toothbrush!” Blech!

[@onionbubs386]

Only a fraction of a percentage of deaf people are 100% deaf. Trains are loud enough that even most deaf people can hear them at a close range. And even a completely deaf person would feel the vibrations.

[@ziggyzap1]

yeah that is true, I never thought about the vibrations, in the movie hush a deaf woman uses a very very very loud smoke alarm because she is deaf and she can feel the vibrations, she uses it to her advantage against an attacker

[@onionbubs386]

@@ziggyzap1 omg i need to watch that movie again, i forgot how good it was

[@Larszard]

Yeah sounds like probably an excuse / euphemism for the deaf lad committing suicide by train

[@Nora-lv1fq]

@@ziggyzap1omg that movie is sooo scary

[@ziggyzap1]

@@Nora-lv1fq it scared me when she wrote "I haven't seen your face" and basically told him to leave and he removed his mask and says "You've seen it now"

[@jmgajda8071]

Ok, this is your middle-aged internet Mom talking: sex toys aren't just desugbed for fun times, but also safety! It's not at all embarrassing to buy sex toys. It IS embarrassing to end up in one of these stories. Random household objects are not designed to be safely used in or on your naughty bits! Also, read the instruction manual. You'll be rhankful you did! Now go have some fun you crazy kids. 😁😁😁

[@hellfire_rxse7512]

thanks mom!

[@redjoker365]

Also you'll find that sex shop workers are fairly non-judgemental. Walk in, ask for some help, and they'll gladly assist you with your purchase. When getting into butt stuff, too many people go too big too fast. There are training sets that gradually go up in size. Also remember to purchase a water-based lubricant like Astroglide, don't use cooking oils or petroleum-based products like Jerkins or Vaseline as they will emulsify from the fast piston action

[@gutssparkle]

I’m an aroace so I don’t like this stuff but it’s so nice that people share this info. Sticking things near your parts is never good unless you know how to do it. And also, never be worried about talking about this stuff to a doctor. They are meant to treat you, and not to judge you.

[@moon_rose_xx]

⁠@@gutssparklesame! While I’d never be in this situation, I am glad good information like this is spreading - there’s still a good amount of stigma around this no matter how much people try to spread the word.

[@thisisavivistanaccount7866]

i don’t get why people lie to doctors. You’re prolonging how fast you get correct treatment. why let yourself be miserable and likely in pain

[@pennyforyourthots]

To some, shame is far worse than any physical pain. Death is preferable to a life with a ruined reputation. It's why healthcare outcomes generally improve when the stigma is removed from certain diagnoses.

[@suelily4281]

Not to mention, possibly misdiagnosed.

[@soniczforever5470]

Sometimes the doctors an asshole. I shouldn't be go around with low oxygen but hoping the issue will go away.

[@dragonBishop99]

"exited delirium" is not a medically recognized term . Its only used by cops as an excuse to say "suspect, detainee or prisoner is/was acting aggressively, so we had to subdue them" aka , cause extreme amount of bodily harm and/or kill said person. Agitated delirium IS recognized and used explicitly for mental episodes, episodes caused by drug use, seizures and what not.

[@M_SC]

Imagine being so nitpicky you fault cops for not being adequate doctors and then say they’re not doctors as blame

[@dragonBishop99]

@@M_SC im not saying that at all. I said that its a term made up by police as an excuse (not a diagnosis) to harm or kill detainees or suspects. The fact that "excited delirium" ISNT MEDICALLY PROVEN BY DOCTORS shows just how bad the system here in america is. My point was to being up that case workers and jury will believe in a cops claims that ARE NOT MEDICALLY BACKED over a DOCTORS testimony. it isnt being nit picky, its being fucking fed up with the way we treat people and completely ignoring doctors / scientific evidences over the word of a corrupt and power hungry cop

[@dovahnok0957]

A note for the end of story 8: You can stick things in holes, if they are designed for it and you take the proper precautions when using said objects. Experimenting can be fun, but if you do it in stupid ways you'll get stupid injuries

[@indiathylane2158]

You have any ideas on how many gerbils I should use at once? The first of them have been lost for 2 weeks. I keep buying more in the hope that the new ones will lead the pioneers out of the...um...S-bends, but no luck so far. I'm up to 23 or 24, but the pet shop is suspicious and won't sell me any more. You have any suggestions?

[@Nik-ei9st]

@@indiathylane2158ever heard of the woman who swallowed a fly? Follow her logic, you’ll get there eventually 👍

[@indiathylane2158]

@@Nik-ei9st Can you buy flies from the pet shop?

[@Nik-ei9st]

@@indiathylane2158 no but you can buy a cat

[@denisenichols6505]

Boys,boys,boys.... Time to get back to your homework,wash your hands before dinner but don't use my good towels !!! Damn kids............ SMH 😂

[@xmilkshakesx]

I will never, never understand the urge to insert objects into bodily orifices that definitely do not belong there, especially painful objects like glass, screws, nails, etc.

[@RyanRicardo-nw7fe]

Ah yes auto play thanks for that first story while eating

[@jmgajda8071]

😂😂😂

[@SewardWriter]

I'm eating cheese and spinach strudel!

[@annasstorybox7906]

Ah yes... It's like the classic of the two medical professionals at the table. Eventually they will talk about something that most people would see as horribly graphic or gross over a meal.

[@PardonMeBut...]

Just turn it off then

[@Madditude]

The amount of women I've seen that think that peeing/showering after sex means they won't get pregnant is seriously disappointing

[@Mauzzewulf]

#JusticeforAnalhamster

[@bitesizedshark]

LMAO

[@hellfire_rxse7512]

lemmiwinks

[@ivanstayner8818]

The amount of heinous shit I told my doctor... He DEFINITELY has judgments about me. But at the end of the day I'm glad I have him to go to. But I won't be inviting him to any gatherings, that's for sure.

[@plutoniumlollie9574]

This anti demonatisation lingo is getting wild. Chicken, female dog, duck. What's next?

[@sapphocortez2287]

It's either kneel to KZbin's demands or no cash flow. That's the sad reality of the world.

[@voctur]

Oh! I have one. A woman who was entering labor came to ER. We were asking questions, and the "do you use drugs" question was brought up. "No" says the mom. "Then could you explain us why there are traces of meth in your blood?" said the nurse. Man, poor baby will have it rough growing up.

[@janaewilliams6585]

I may be stupid. But I really don't understand this please help

[@voctur]

@@janaewilliams6585 woman said she does not use drugs, has traces of drug in her system.

[@CryptidBuddy]

He goes by Cyraxx now

[@DrIgnacious]

A 2 hour doctor video? Lets go!

[@hellfire_rxse7512]

im living for the 2 hour videos recently

[@karanhdream]

True, sometime people conceal informations, lie, or are indeed just dumb. But also, sometimes the medical staff aren't the best at listening and/or are biased as hell. I'm an asexual, usually doesn't need to come up when going to the doctor. But when I was trying to get my endometriosis diagnosis... oh boy. How many doctors or nurses "explained" to me like a was a total idiot that I was either pregnant or had an STD. Eventually I got tired and when I was told for the 100th time that I was probably pregnant I screamed at a doctor "I DON'T FUCK I PHYSICALLY CAN'T GET PREGNANT". He stared at me dumbfounded and went "So you're telling me you're not sexually active? Are you sure?" I never facepalmed so hard in my life.

[@cjstar01jones17]

38:21 huh. Never thought about dislocating an ear. Like I knew there was a bone in the ear, but dislocating it??? Very interesting

[@embersofwolfenflame7346]

3 bones actually. 😊

[@Cheesy_Garlic_Bread]

I was working transport in the ER for radiology. Got asked to go get a middle aged dude. I walk off and go get him. As we’re walking back he’s limping and I tell him I’ll grab a wheel chair real quick (it’s like 5 ft away), he says no, that’ll make it worse in a calm tone. I drop him off and go get someone else while they’re doing X-rays. I come back and see (usually 2-3 people) about 12 people in the control room. All staring, with hands over mouth, at a screen. I get curious and take a peek. I see a big set of hips, femur, spine, and 4x D sized batteries, a little motor, and the outline of a phallic shaped object. I walk him back in mostly silence except my usual greets and byes. About 30 min later I see them setting up, and as I’m in the hallway (about 5 min later) I hear what sounds like a wet mop hitting the floor and a familiar voice (the doc) with a guttural “oh god”. It had been dislodged. I forgot to mention this was a Sunday. The incident occurred on Tuesday. Flared bases are important.

[@Simbacu]

You said Tesco correctly and you said marrow correctly, I didn’t notice anything wrong with the pronunciations

[@hibaakaiko3888]

Guh, i hate epi with a passion. I have SEVERE seasonal allergies. I mean, to the point that when i had the skin prick test, they paraded everyone through because they had never seen such a horrible reaction. One measurement was 80x80 cm. But any ways, 5+years of immune therapy where someone always ended up putting me into anaphylaxis at least a few times a year. Epi makes you feel like a tweaker. Hate it. I also have essential tremors so, can hardly walk or do anything after because my nervous system is just spasming

[@grmpEqweer]

@@hibaakaiko3888 I had a skin test. IIRC the oak and cedar sticks got so inflamed they ringed my arm, and pretty much everything swelled, save for dog dander. I also have AERD-basically asthma, chronic sinusitis, and aspirin sensitivity, combined.

[@linpittsburgh2375]

Do you mean millimeters? I just got my tape measure out to see how big that is and it’s longer than my legs. I have the opposite problem-I have what feels like constant hay fever with frequent flare-ups, but the skin tests showed nothing, test after test. I even got the weird tests like carrot and NOTHING. It turns out you can be deficient in the enzyme that gets rid of the histamine in your body. So any histamine that goes in or is created is slow to leave. Also, foods can be high in histamine, such as cured/processed meat, aged cheese, anything fermented like kombucha, peanut butter, and tomatoes. I am now trying a low histamine diet and it seems to be working…. And I am so bummed out. I GROW tomatoes in my garden. I love peanut butter. I can’t even eat bananas or avocados!

[@grmpEqweer]

@@linpittsburgh2375 Now I'm wondering if those enzymes can be supplemented...🤔

[@blackkittenb]

@@linpittsburgh2375 ...wait, that's a thing? I always have this odd itching sensation in my skin, especially hands and feet, sometimes deeper, that often flares up at night, and the only thing that helps calm it is the dropping my body temperature. Also amitriptyline can help a little, I was taking a tiny amount of it for chronic pain and it did seem to reduce the flare-ups. Feels like itchy/burny, as if hands and feet are too hot.

[@KatieDeGo]

I work in a hospital laboratory with urine, blood, sputum, amputated body parts, etc. I googled Fournier's gangrene. I regret it.

[@chevysmurf3479]

I’ve met SA victims that would place sharp ended objects and homemade ‘traps’ inside themselves in an attempt to protect themselves, we learned that most were encouraged to and were from poorly maintained and undereducated areas

[@jenniferhart559]

1:45:15 ... imma say no ... and would suggest that a clean, folded hand towel would work until you can get to the store for supplies 😳

[@Luna-wg6ic]

Youssa give good advice.

[@hibaakaiko3888]

I always tell my doctor i do drugs. Granted they are legal ones (Marijuana, i have a med card). But it's important for docs to know EVERYTHING you put in your body, even caffeine as it chabges your body chemistry is subtle ways that may be important. I.e. you have a stuffed up nose but you've been taking decongestant 20 times a day! Yes this info is important as decongestants can cause you to become stuff if over used! But a doc won't know this is the cause and you won't get better because you didn't give the doctors all the tools they need to fix you. Also, there are conditions that docs can't really help with. Colds, viral sinus infections etc. It's important to know what can and can't be helped so you don't waste a doctor's time. But if you're not feeling well, or have questions about your health, it's not a waste of anyone's time to go in and get checked just to be sure you are okay and not gonna die. It's literally what doctors get paid for.

[@johnapplegate3134]

I like that this actually someone and not a ai voice. And well if I’m wrong about that that would suck lol

[@thebestcentaur]

"Heroes in a hellhole, turtle power" had me howling

[@embersofwolfenflame7346]

I lost it too with that one😂

[@JeremyFowler014]

Frosty the Blowman took me tf out. Scary shit tho

[@WomanRoaring]

My cousin is my moms age. He ignores his health. He ended up living with me for 3 years. One day he was standing on the porch smoking in a robe. The wind caught the robe and i saw his balls. They were swollen and looked like a football. I made him make an appt to see a doctor. The day of the appointment i wake up and see blood from the bathroom to his door. He said, im not sure where its coming from, i said, im not looking. He was mad but I was like, give me a minute. I thought hiw i can get him to the ER without getting blood all over my car (i know not important but I just woke up). I decided to call 911 and let them deal with him. Their first question to me was, does he have elephantiasis, i was like, no. So off to the ER we go. He has congestive heart failure from years of smoking. It causes swelling from the ankles up. Hed ignored it so long it was in his lungs andbthey couldn't get a catheter in. He spent 10 days in the hospital and lost about 100lbs in fluid. He was always a chunky guy so i didn't notice the swelling, i didn't see his legs besides that one day when he was in his robe. Anyway, hes no longer a smoker and everything is now proportionally sized. I never want to see that again 😂

[@Scottthespy13]

1:43:12 "Don't put stuff up your butt that you don't have a good grip on..." Yea no, don't put stuff up your butt that *can* slip up there. Just period. Forget your grip, forget a *string*, make sure it has a wide flaring base or a *least* an easily hookable loop of some sort (which you could tie a string to if you wanted to I suppose) that another person can get a finger through to pull it back out. The flared base is your better option though, the loops make it easier to remove something but the flare makes it not go up in the first place.

[@gabrielbernard5440]

Story 86, the one about the husband and wife with a 19 year old kid where the husband was a trans man. Yeah I mean, that is what it is.

[@SewardWriter]

No, a potato is not a tampon. Neither is Cherokee hair.

[@redjoker365]

And Cherokee hair tampons are just made from Mexican hair anyway

[@aadams4233]

Ladies, get your annual breast exam/mammogram. It could save your life.

[@picax8398]

"Here in N O L A" my guyyyy

[@JungleHunter06]

Loool I love the Monty Python reference at 2:05:21

[@Monkeyjelly]

The turtle one made me felt cramps 😭

[@annebrown43]

Love the narrator! Makes it very interesting to listen to ❤

[@MalahnMoon]

"Heroes in a hellhole, Turtle Power(!)." Dang, dude. Just about killed me with that one!

[@ShannylovesMC]

I'm currently manic/psychotic, so I thought this would be interesting: My dog had the opposite drug situation happen. She almost died by getting into my neighbor's meth. After 5+ hours of waiting and being told nothing in the vet ER, we finally think we figured it out when the nurse says she tested positive for meth. She definitely got into my ADHD meds, right? The look on the nurse's face when I seemed so relieved... It just dropped. "No, prescription medication isn't this strong, and actually has the opposite effect." Felt like a nail in our chest

[@pierrotlehonque5084]

my mother thinks that as long as you're farting you're not truly constipated, which means many times where we nearly go a full month without a bowel movement, although since I'm an adult with money now I have medications

[@SewardWriter]

Your mom would lose it over me. I seldom fart, at least during the day.

[@Rooster_Rachel]

That's horrifying

[@maddy0325]

i think i love this narrator

[@Ferretsorion]

Right he’s so chill and have empathy (and I like his little jokes)

[@dk9619]

Penguins of Madagascar! Thank you!😂

[@develyntwocentshenderson5739]

there is another story line I saw elsewhere, same lines 'weirdest thing seen'. think it was asked of cops, ems, etc.. but the one guy where he had a 'freaking bunny tail' from a toilet brush that had a hook on it.. the hook had gotten caught on something. the narrator of the story said as they loaded the guy into the ambulance, "downward dog yogo posture of sorts" the blanket they used to cover him slipped off and last thing narrator saw was 'that freaking bunny tail..'. don't know if it was under this channel or another. but I had to stop the stream so I could laugh my guts out before resuming. same stream had a hysterical description of a street brawl as well.

[@Luna-wg6ic]

How do hospital workers keep a straight face? I'd be crying in hilarity over most of these.

[@nofymofylol]

I can't believe this just made me deep dive into human decanting and I still can't figure out if it's an urban legend or truth

[@a5girl]

PT is the abbreviation of patient. You said P T in one story so far. PT also stands fir physical therapy, but not in this case.

[@ShannylovesMC]

OW as somebody with seizures (PNES) it really do be like that. At first you're figuring out wtf is going on, then you immediately push yourself as hard as possibly because "these aren't grand mal, so they aren't seizures." Fun fact, there's many kinds of seizures, not just grand mal

[@SirberusKhaos]

working as an EMT, I several times had to patiently explain to people, I'm not a cop, I just need to know how to trat you or your friend. I don't Really care what you took, as long as you don't try to bring it in the ambulance with me. the ED doc will not care about what you took as long as you dont sneak i t into his ER, and seriously Seriously don't sneak it in and try to take more inside the exam room. we all take that kind of poor judgement a bit personally. go lock it up someplace, throw it out, flush it, I don't care just tell me honestly what you all took, and leave it here

[@JTalksNow]

I hate that all the er Drs ask “what happed?” when they find something stuck in a rectum. wtf do YOU THINK HAPPENED?? You’re just embarrassing them on purpose atp

[@reneegarcia3553]

Story 105: The way he described it is so accurate I’m always fearing nothing. And always one edge. I’m so tired.

[@codm22712]

Hi undersparked guy 3:21 good job 👏👏

[@zaynzyoud9760]

bro the basketball one killed me

[@gothcsm]

The narrator’s voice is so soothing 😭

[@cinnamonsparrowdesigns]

Why do people insist on putting so much crap up places those things don't belong. They make safe toys for a reason. People out here acting like we have free healthcare and shit. That being said, all of my body parts hurt after these stories and it's time for bed. Fun times.

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

I'm gonna exit myself from this video. I'm getting sick 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

[@Nyan_Kitty]

Woman deeeefinitely did that to herself using 2 coke bottles Geez

[@lynnepaquette4124]

I'm laughing so hard at this at 2:00am. Why the F do people do this? It's outrageous and something i couldn't imagine anyone thinking of doing but here we are. The butt ones has me losing it. Thanks for this goodnight laugh. I'll be sharing this. Please keep posting these you pick the best stories.

[@ZA-mb5di]

40:40 I'm an herbalist. Most of us don't do stuff like this. We mostly use plants as if they were medicine (they are actually medicine), like using wintergreen for inflammation

[@valenciageode25]

Story 10 sounds like that person has a lot more stories to tell of other topics.

[@vickiesmith3021]

Thank you so much for your video.

[@teefs_]

smile and wave, boys

[@AuDHD_Teen]

Potatos are not a suitable substitute.

[@haleypirio921]

1:04:59 the same thing happened to my parents when I was a kid. Van got stolen and when we got it back, it was filled to the brim with stolen goods (mainly purses and shoes). The police told us to just keep it.

[@soniczforever5470]

I have low oxygen levels. Say nothing. Doctpr Shames me about my weight. I blame extra fat crushing my lungs. I collapsed in may as well. I was on the floor friday last. Id had had a very bad appointment the day before. The nurse had thrown her ecg leads at me. My fitbit detected very low oxygen levels nearly cracked skull on computer desk. The next appointment nurse raised her voice. I had enough. Cancelled appointment I got 2 pounds of unwanted fat off when i determined lifestyle was eating more than i needed. Im unable to fly to my aunt until my oxygen levels rise sad about that. Considering getting rid of doctor. My lungs are fine can run up to an hour and swim very fast.

[@riverrees4044]

Not sure i can look at chickens the same after all those stories.

[@silverbatwing]

Story 86: it’s almost like….transmen exist….🤦🏻‍♂️

[@tobydandelion]

As a transman, I can indeed confirm doctors do tend to forget we exist. Doesn't help there's no way to easily like... indicate that on intake, usually. Had a lot of 'who's on first' exchanges with nurses when pregnant, lol.

[@catscratchqueen]

right??? like her husband is not a woman masquerading as a man. he is a stealth trans man 😭

[@jordanr.2120]

Literally I'm sitting here like why is this one doctor either intentionally transphobic or beyond oblivious lmao

[@itsdorianrae]

i knew a doctor who didn't know people could transition to male... yeah. he thought only MTF people existed... strange.

[@zillycat8534]

@@jordanr.2120Yeah I’m just hoping they really are that oblivious

[@grmpEqweer]

...OMG, slugs!😂

[@ghedebaronsamedi]

UnderSparked: Do yourself a favour, and don't google that. Me: *stops video, googles it immediately* Lovely.

[@katiel7166]

Don't google fungating tumour either

[@mahoganyseagooin5898]

I've heard many stories about turtles being put "up there" and strangely the reason is almost always different

[@atoastyghost290]

I used to get so bugged everytime U said tryage 😂😂

[@develyntwocentshenderson5739]

the inmate 'talk about 'screw you''......

[@sunnyandthechlo]

Story 130 written as ‘162 year old lady…’ Hmm maybe that’s why she doesn’t understand anything.

[@zoelak1285]

Those poor animals….

[@thecatxx]

Was not a fan of the transphobic one

[@CryptidBuddy]

1:35 me watching realising that I’m going to suffer & die very slowly on the first incident that happens after this video because it would still be easier to go through than trying to get proper medical treatment here 😭

[@Rainboxdish]

"a broken chicken"

[@valenciageode25]

Story 17 Usually in these stories, patients lie that they DIDN’T take drugs. Unusual case

[@davidbellod4656]

I got 40 minutes in and and I gotta quit. The medical videos always get too intense for me lol

[@08303loka]

She ain't never... in this case, a double negative did equal a positive.

[@barnabyotoole2016]

Story 8-2: A turtle in the clam!

[@grmpEqweer]

1:27:21 One time an apple a day didn't keep the doctor away.

[@debrabarber3483]

People put a lot of strange things up their butts😂

[@ryanclemons1]

I'm sorry, but 40 is horrifying.

[@craterglass]

1:30:10. Holy crap my sides!

[@Simbacu]

I already know this one, Why is a DONG?? In a Colostomy hole???? WHYYYY😂😂😂😂😂

[@coutrychic]

Ok. I’m a nurse & the one that threw me was the one where the patient was actually a woman posing as a man. But said patient had had surgery to amputate a leg above the knee. When you have to have surgery like that, they have to put in a Foley catheter through the urethra into the bladder to drain it during surgery & at least for a while afterwards. So somebody had to have noticed. I mean, even if the patient had an enlarged cl!torus it could look like a pen!s, but you couldn’t put a catheter into it because the urethra is located posterior to that. Maybe it was just never mentioned by hospital staff around family members in order to protect patient privacy. (Yes. We do that. We have to. It’s the law.) That’s the only thing I can think of unless the patient had gender reassignment surgery. But somebody had to know.

[@anerdygoldenagesoprano]

I'm thinking the only way the story is real is if the patient is transsexual/a fully transitioned transgender individual with surgeries. In that case I wouldn't call pt "a woman" if completely living as male for years

[@SirberusKhaos]

Maybe the pesons doing the cathater assumed the person ws trans so didnt think it was odd. and certainly wouldn't discuss it with family.

[@pup.piston]

​@@anerdygoldenagesoprano beyond that, the guy could also be intersex (there are hundreds of variations), it's best not to assume anything and only ask about something that is relevant to the current medical treatment plans, so good on the staff for not questioning or gossiping to family. If he's living as a man, he's a man. Simple as :)

[@anerdygoldenagesoprano]

@@pup.piston precisely. I have an intersex condition myself

[@beth-rg8bm]

1:13:30 Slugs? Dude's be sick!

[@kristieholt6787]

Do not look it up

[@professorroundbottom438]

What's the best way to make sure people look up something wretched? Tell them not to!

[@grave_godesss3649]

I made the mistake of looking up Fournier Gangrene and I highly regret it.

[@othername1000]

There has not been a documented case of gerbiling

[@TehBaconer]

Oh god the colostomy bag story is probably the worst I've heard on this channel

[@TehBaconer]

Why the fuck is there TWO stories about this

[@grmpEqweer]

You never heard of that...crap before?

[@UnauthorizedComedy]

Made my afternoon

[@simplyamy2109]

I should have stayed curious with story 2 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@kelcesar]

I did it... I googled Fournier gangrène... 😱😵😫😖