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[@Tahkaullus01]

"Admit it. You've all had this exact nightmare."

[@JH-jl7cq]

That was the funniest line in this episode for me, and it was enough; I didn't need that cup of tea moment.

[@sanddry738]

I can imagine all the Darleks screaming awake and driving into each other after dreaming the doctor is their new leader

[@georgeweasley54]

One of the best lines in Who history

[@Goblinoiddoof]

+George Weasley that is true

[@warwickknight3247]

Tahkaullus01 The delivery was perfect

[@chiffon788]

0:31 My favorite thing about the Doctor's spin here is that it shows that Davros can go fast, but chooses to move slowly and ominously instead.

[@asentientcactus]

I never thought of this but I find that concept hilarious 😂

[@cinnamonbun1379]

He moves fast sometimes, like in Destiny of the Daleks

[@vincentmorot5124]

Either that, or Davros pukes really easily

[@noahhornbeak8831]

Do a drift

[@andreacook7431]

Its not supposed to go that fast. Peter Capaldi thought it would be cooler if it went faster, so they modified it. (We can assume, in universe, the Doctor just used his sonic on it)

[@rayzermaniac5218]

"Admit it, you've all had this exact nightmare,!" Then just casually, "So, anyone for Dodgems?" - This is the exact moment that I fully accepted Peter Capaldi as a real successor to Matt Smith. This was brilliant

[@GenericName0042]

"The real question is: where'd I get the cup of tea? Answer: I'm the Doctor. Just accept it."

[@self-proclaimednimwit2263]

@Al expressed my thoughts exactly

[@DeezNuts-hf2xm]

Just pointing out peter capaldi didnt write this.

[@APEABOUTSIMS]

@Al Capaldi is literally considered to have some of the most acclaimed episodes and Series of NewWho (Series 9). I don’t understand people claiming he had poor writing.

[@APEABOUTSIMS]

@Al I disagree. Series 9 is considered the strongest series as a whole. Series 8 had a few clunkers but was an improvement on Series 7 & Series 9 had maybe one bad episode, Series 10 is a pure mix of old school and new school.

[@LonePhantom756]

"Admit it. You've all had this EXACT nightmare." Gods, the Doctor just keeps finding new ways to infuriate his arch-enemies. And we all love him for it.

[@darkskull9166]

This was actually more funny than scary.

[@baronbeat2210]

@@darkskull9166 not for the Daleks.

[@ambassadorofreee3859]

@@baronbeat2210 OOF! Shots fired :'D

[@alextucker5819]

Well of course. In cartoons like Looney Tunes, the characters always taunt their enemies. Why can't the Doctor? Right?

[@redstonecasey4713]

"I'm the Doctor, just accept it." is also a great line.

[@joeyjojojuniorshabadoo6990]

2005 - "You would make a good Dalek." 2014 - "You are a good Dalek." 2015 - This

[@halopro8958]

He's half way to being a full Dalek. Now he just needs the other half.

[@HeartYgo]

'you have the chair of the creator of the Daleks

[@wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131]

9 was haunted by his past. 10 was struggling in life. 11 was facing his problems and moving past them. 12 is the culmination of the efforts of his past lives. He's able to "face the music". Lives a joke, so we must enjoy it!

[@Jokie155]

Also, don't forget that the First Doctor once hid inside an empty Dalek casing and had some fun impersonating the voice while he was at it.

[@juniorzablosky9608]

@@Jokie155 what episode was that? Sounds like Hartnell wanted to have some fun in that episode

[@cauzie8281]

HE KICKED A DISABLED GUY OUT OF HIS CHAIR AND TAKES A JOYRIDE!

[@Mercure250]

Considering the fact the disabled guy created a race of super-intelligent, super-deadly and super-hateful/supremacist creatures...

[@jeckjeck3119]

Imagine Hitler being that 'DISABLED GUY', problem solved.

[@Gay_Jesus]

Everytime I look at This I laugh

[@Gothic7876]

And? It’s Davros.

[@paladinboyd1228]

Cauzie, Yeah it’s rather unsettling when you put it that way.

[@ryanspees2857]

I just now realized that dodgems is the British term for bumper cars, and know I can't stop laughing of the idea of the Doctor just lightly bumping into the supreme dalek!

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

Lightly bumping I think you mean *R A M M I N G S P E E D*

[@magic_grapefruit]

Wait that’s not a normal term

[@darthmalar9781]

I love how He just pulls up says hello, and in response daleks of all eras (even a heavy weapons dalek) just light his ass up.

[@x-fun3149]

I see you've never played Chris Sawyer's Guest Murder Tycoon

[@penguinwolf3330]

@@magic_grapefruit no it is

[@hilotakenaka]

9th Doctor: Terrified Of Daleks 12th Doctor: “So... anyone for dodgems?”

[@jeckjeck3119]

Time heals.

[@WilL-DaNG]

Could be the force field

[@TaeSunWoo]

Character development

[@Octopetala]

ruined the only thing the daleks have, the fear factor and the way everyone's terrified of them. Take that away and they're just shouty salt shakers with guns

[@stevedavidson5038]

@태선우TaeSunWoo Inconsistent writing = character development? Yeah...no.

[@IOmoon6221]

I had the world's biggest smile when the Doctor showed up in Davros' chair. "You've all had this exact nightmare." lol must be true.

[@rockacraig5653]

+Ionut Maris Very probably.

[@MRJCMiller]

That sound you hear? That's all of the Dalek's having a very brief heart attack. All at once. XD

[@mattakins1559]

Ionut Maris Either that or soiling their exterminators ;-)

[@williamnorton9547]

Ionut Maris That scene may be mind-blowing, but we'd still have expected nothing less from the Doctor.

[@scorchx3000]

Doctor: Admit it, you've all had this exact nightmare. Random Dalek: Actually, my nightmare was of a killer clown in Davros' chair. Doctor: Really? Dalek Emperor: We intercepted a data transmission of the story known as it, as a result coulrophobia is rife in the Dalek Empire.

[@erissablackthorn9444]

Peter Capaldi is one lucky Whovian. He gets to play the Doctor and sit in Davros' chair :)

[@jujublue4426]

And he is an excellent Doctor

[@toainsully]

David Tennant will be proud

[@Xidphel]

Even when they were shooting the fire of Pompeii, he would often sneak into the TARDIS and push buttons.

[@TheAKgunner]

@@Xidphel Be honest, if you could, you would. I know I would.

[@assassinmaster3419]

While drinking tea and triggering Dalek nightmares

[@hiccuphufflepuff176]

All the comments are going on about the Doctor's lines, but my favourite part of this whole episode was Missy nonchalantly shoving Clara into a potentially bottomless pit.

[@deadlineuniverse3189]

And then concluding that it it 20 feet’s deep

[@TheWPhilosopher]

I just like how she equates Clara with a stone.

[@youtubeviewer1121]

Conclusion: Clara is a stone

[@kevynhansyn2902]

And here as all the other "paraphrasers" have thousands of likes (still makes absolutely no sense to me), you have an actual point and for that i will send a thumbs up. Yup, paraphrasers are annoying.

[@atigerclaw]

Honestly, I know nothing of the characters in that moment, but I could smell the sucker-shove coming. "How far down do you think that is?" [RED FLAG!]

[@0megaFan]

"I'm definetly havin' his chair." God I love the 12th Doctor.

[@porschefoster999]

Yes he's a great actor. Brilliant as the Dr. Good episodes and he got some hilarious lines.

[@zperk13]

I love the way he said that for some reason

[@richardsavings6690]

I'm having that gun!

[@davidshillaker7578]

it's because he is Scottish@@zperk13

[@MadSwedishGamer]

''Now the real question is: Where did he get the cup of tea? Answer: I'm the Doctor, just accept it.''

[@MozWorld]

You don't get more british than that lol

[@bmvthemoviefanatic7282]

No its because he's BATMAN!

[@Mask0fFate]

+Mo Ment No, he's Scottish!

[@doctorjay8673]

I don't know what was funnier, the Daleks backing up when he came in, thinking about how the Doctor got Davros out of his chair, or thinking about Sarff's reaction about Davros lying on the floor without his chair.

[@CinemaBiohazard]

Personal hammerspace created as an offshoot of the TARDIS' dimensional transcendence. ;)

[@EmeraldWings90]

"trigger-happy mini tanks" is my new favorite description of the Daleks. I mean, accurate and funny.

[@Eh-its-me]

Yes

[@theendersmirk5851]

Trigger happy mini tanks shaped like salt shakers. Don't forget that they're shaped like salt shakers.

[@tommyfox854]

What about this one "A dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls."

[@tinykemper2561]

@@tommyfox854 I like your handle bars by the way

[@tommyfox854]

@@tinykemper2561 *Oh, ThAnK yOu; ThEy WeRe BuIlT oN tO tHe-* *_HA HA, JUST KIDDING; THEY ARE, IN REALITY, MEDIORKER AT BEST!!!!_* Those were my best Cybermen and Dalek impressions, also thanks for the reply and for getting the reference. =)

[@randomotakunerd]

1:37 He makes a fair point. If a guy has survived a 1,000 battles and makes perfect armor, you take his goddamn armor to survive too.

[@MLaak86]

Definitely, the Daleks have tried to exterminate Davros on numerous occasions, sure they've ended up going back to him for useful tricks and such... but he has to survive the extermination attempt in the first place for that to be possible

[@changvasejarik62]

I will never understand why the doctor didn’t keep the chair after the episode.

[@FunniMillie]

​@@changvasejarik62he was forced out of it by Colony Sarf

[@lukegauci1159]

You just see from this that playing the Doctor wasn’t a Job for Capaldi, it was him playing out his childhood fantasies. 50-50 that stealing Davros’s chair was Peter literally just stealing the chair and appearing on set in it, thus they wrote it into the episode 😂

[@cindydott452]

I bet at least once they let Peter get in a Dalak!

[@AngelEmfrbl]

@@cindydott452 this may not have been the case, the Darlek "suits" or whatever you call them are very small inside.

[@koathekid8255]

@@AngelEmfrblso what if I had to shove myself in there to the point I was stuck IM GETTING DALEK SUIT

[@xphreek8735]

"Proposition. Davros is an insane. Paranoid genius who has survived amongst several billion trigger happy mini-tanks for centuries. Conclusion: I'm definitely having his chair" Gets me EVERYTIME 😂

[@FezzesRCool11]

Agreed. Everyone's talking about the cup of tea, but this line right here was the funniest.

[@Ditto-js1or]

comma

[@orielsibonga4926]

Connor Slattery I agree

[@dimensionaltraveler6946]

I'd want that chair too, imagine how cool it must be sitting in it. And imagine Peter Capaldi's reaction when they told him he was gonna sit in it😂😂

[@daddycakelegs]

IICAMERONII384 s

[@TheRedshift_]

"Now the real question is... Where did I get a cup of tea?"... "Answer: I'm the doctor, just accept it" Literally killed me

[@ferhog7705]

If it literally killed you then does that mean ghosts can use KZbin?

[@ferhog7705]

***** Sadly I'm just an old watcher of Dr Who who stopped watching the show at around series 3 (I was eight, and the show was just freaking me out too much!), who's only here because he's checking out clips from the newer series' (they seem great by the way) so I don't get the reference.

[@89BlackGatomon]

I guess someone stole your account to send this commant... mysteriose

[@Jordan-vc4cn]

Lies, if you were a ghost, your comment would only consist of "the dark, the sword, the forsaken, the temple"

[@robloxideryt7506]

+Jordan D Ooh I get that!

[@michaelestrada1972]

12th Doctor: "Admit it, you've all had this exact nightmare" Capaldi: "And I've had this exact dream"

[@hiccuphufflepuff176]

After his experience with Jackie Tyler and the Sicorax, the Doctor worked tirelessly for hundreds of years to develop the impossibly brilliant, cutting-edge technology necessary to never again be caught without a cup of tea. Well done.

[@rileymartin2202]

I think it’s the sycorax but I don’t know

[@charlotteb6898]

Now if we could replace mobility scooters with that nobody would be messing about with a pensioner.

[@Daniel-rd6st]

Well as 10th once said, his pockets are bigger on the inside :p

[@mack-attack-420]

Don't forget the satsuma. It's part of the process

[@The-Fishkeeper]

The dalek sewers is just about the most horrifying concept ever.

[@DarthRushy]

It's presented a bit too comedically to really have the full impact.

[@The-Fishkeeper]

+DarthRushy I disagree personally. I found it REALLY disturbing.

[@DarthRushy]

Fishkeeper63 It neither made sense(those living Daleks wouldn't have brains anymore if they were just mush nor would they be able to scream since they're not hooked up to anything. They'd be vegetable) nor was used to any good effect. At least from my perspective.

[@The-Fishkeeper]

+DarthRushy I completely agree with you on that, those things have bugged me since it aired and didn't enjoy this episode much at all. regardless though, the general idea still really creeps me out but I agree it was poorly executed and made no real sense.

[@Jadefox32]

this of course depends entirely upon the physical make up of the Daleks themselves. So.....yeah

[@williamnorton9547]

"Proposition: Davros is an insane, paranoid genius who has survived among several billion trigger-happy mini-tanks for centuries. Conclusion: I'm definitely having his chair!"

[@angrydalek]

+William Norton Learned his lesson from when they tried to kill him only an hour after being created.

[@sheepswool8608]

"Teamwork is all about respect" Two seconds later: "Every miner needs a canary.." 😂

[@DoctorWhoKage]

Well, she's not exactly wrong. Going to a place like Skaro without knowing which way is up is essentially a suicide mission.

[@cunningsmile4166]

Proposition: how did Davros get the idea for a force field? Answer: Watch Genesis of the Daleks.

[@JohmnyWarren]

Missy: * pushes down Clara * Missy: 20 feet All doctor who fans: Who else expected that?

[@cunningsmile4166]

Heheh What did you expect? The Master would kill anyone at the drop of a hat.

[@vfaulkon]

I've watched almost no Doctor Who, and even I saw that coming. Except the 'twenty feet' part; I liked that bit. XD

[@alix6116]

me XD

[@DavidLinn]

i loved it and hated it. i loved it because it was unexpected and practical. i hated it because she knew she could figure out another way to do that.

[@cunningsmile4166]

@@vfaulkon that's the comedy

[@hadesbutmortal]

"I'm the Doctor, just accept it" is the new "Because I'm Batman"

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

Hey Raven. What's up? Nice job against your Dad, BTW. Trigon, was it? Anyway, sure showed him!

[@SigandGibbs]

Moffat excuse for bad writing

[@darthmetallus1977]

@@SigandGibbs It was just a gag. Lighten up dude.

[@sherlockowiec1693]

@@SigandGibbs Moffat was bad? Check the new season.

[@SigandGibbs]

@@sherlockowiec1693 the new season being bad doesn't stop Moffitt from being bad

[@RussellSmith91]

You have to admit, it's really rather wild that the Doctor and Missy do not show fear to the Daleks. Both of them are smart enough to outwit the Daleks, with varying methods of reaction. For MIssy, it's rampant dismissal and mockery. For the Doctor, it's a display of dominance and an olive branch. This vicious race of monsters, made inferior by two sides of the same Time Lord coin.

[@robinlillian9471]

It does ruin them as adversaries to fear.

[@theendersmirk5851]

@@robinlillian9471 Eh, in this case, both were cheating. The Master had a get out of jail free card, the Doctor had a force field purpose built to block their guns, and in both cases, now that Gallifrey had been saved using a weird timeloop and spacetime hiding, all they had to fear of them is the base, and again, they had effectively eliminated that base risk, leaving them with only one thing "which way do I play my hand to maximize my odds?" In both cases, bravado and quips were a large part of how they decided to react. They're still dangerous, sure, but that danger had been temporarily removed, and after that long having to fear them at every encounter, I have to imagine it felt pretty freaking good to be in a position to do nothing but laugh and belittle them.

[@TheVintendo]

"You wont survive turning your back!" Clara was spot on with that line.

[@cynicat74]

I never noticed that. Great foreshadowing.

[@bleepsy]

Why does Davros have legroom if he has no legs?

[@boringperson-zb8vy]

It's the Doctor. Just accept it.

[@speccavlogs1092]

+Andrew De Jesus lulz

[@katharinegould8347]

Or the Doctor's just perched cross-legged in what little space there is. (not gonna lie i started laughing at that mental image. tall angry lanky twelfth doctor balancing cross legged on a dalek dodgem chair.)

[@prismo8226]

Wires ?

[@doctorjay8673]

I think he had legs at one point, used it as a wheelchair, but later on had his legs amputated.

[@benjaminlehman3221]

"Admit it, you all have had this exact same nightmare." Lol

[@conradlecroy5821]

Benjamin Lehman “so....anyone for dogems.” 😂

[@andymcneilly]

Swag-A- Dellaman *Sips teeth.* “The reason question: Where did I get the cup of tea... Answer: I’m the doctor, just accept it.”

[@mspeter97]

If there's one thing I will miss from Moffat's era is Michelle Gomez's utterly insane portrayal of the Master. She was just amazing, shame the crazy bit got dropped a bit in Series 10 but these 2 episodes showed her at her best when it came to comedic timing and all

[@robinlillian9471]

They brought the same villains back over and over. I would have rather seen her as The Raini. The Raini really was a female Time Lord.

[@charleyevans23]

Love the line where Darvos says “thats the only chair on Skaro consider yourself lucky” to the doctor

[@RobynNightShade]

Proposition: Davros is an insane, paranoid genius, who has survived amongst several billion trigger-happy mini-tanks for centuries. Conclusion: I'm definitely having his chair!

[@Tumbleflop]

True

[@MrSuperDamien]

RobynNightShade I

[@mephostopheles3752]

Such a great line with perfect delivery. Capaldi is perfect.

[@blackdemonknight]

Think the Doctor altered Davro's will to say that XD 'To the Doctor I give my chair'

[@simfloate]

i love how missy is really casual and tries to be really nice when she's about to kill someone.

[@samalvey8168]

Imminent homicide is no excuse for rudeness.

[@NJPurling]

The Doctor: The one being even the Daleks fear and start crapping nuts 'n bolts at the mention of his name. For decade upon decade they have tried and failed to kill him and now he is humiliating them yet again. Also enjoying every second of it.

[@Gregsplays]

"how much of a drop would you say that is, can you see the bottom? " "urm, too dark, you could chuck a stone down or something" "ah yeah good idea" " AAAAHH!!" ".....Twenty feet."

[@benwasserman8223]

"Admit it, you've all had this exact nightmare." OMG XD

[@Howyaduing]

Love the Daleks reaction

[@joshuafogg6600]

+Howyaduing I love it how they have this "ok, what the Hell are we witnessing?" kind of look.

[@marcamp3616]

dude it was hilarious!!!

[@dazzatv9571]

lol loved that part

[@claraoswald8911]

Ben Wasserman sa ne va pas se pasai comsa

[@jamesbevan9939]

"The Doctor does not use weapons." Um... yeah, that can be easily disproven by looking through the classic series.

[@Althalus2010]

Yup. Lemme think: the Fourth Doctor zapped a Sontaran with a De-Mat blaster, the Sixth Doctor straight up shot a Cyberman in self defence and didn't the First Doctor try to cave someone's head in with a rock at some point? Just to name a few examples. The only Doctor who I can think of that DIDN'T use weapons is Five, and you could probably prove me wrong there.

[@liamgunn4722]

Althalus2010 in ressurection of the daleks he used a handgun to kill a dalek mutant I believe

[@drxshock6957]

and the time war

[@mediakira6621]

Althalus2010 five killed a Cyberman with gold and shot a dalek mutant

[@MrBrowntown112]

No he makes that rule after he “destroys” Gallifrey which is when the new series starts

[@SuperPuzzler]

"Admit it: You've all had this exact nightmare." - The Doctor calling out the Daleks like a CHAMP!

[@saifhaq3331]

"Admit it-you've all had this exact nightmare. " One of the best Capaldi lines

[@rodimusrider8798]

every single one of Capaldi's lines here were pure gold

[@JackCaz]

Don't be lasagne XD

[@MondySpartan]

"Don't forget to click below, to subscribe to the official Doctor Who KZbin channel."

[@JasonLi123]

SuperMemeLord369 oh boy what about Tom baker

[@jeckjeck3119]

@@MondySpartan That is for 12th what Geronimo is for 11th.

[@AaronBallvideos]

CrazySkull Troughton is better then Tennant tho miles better

[@Anonymous-iy2qo]

"Admit it. You all had this exact nightmare" Me: *dies laughing*

[@daleksek5780]

Question: where did I get the cup of tea? Answer: I’m the doctor. Just accept it. That is a beautiful explanation of the doctor right there.

[@thetardis9873]

His pockets are bigger on the inside.

[@DoctorWhoKage]

Also it's the best version of: "Because I'm Batman!" And it fits because both Batman and The Doctor (by *this* point in their time stream, at least) are far too old to take bullshit and have been at this shit for so long, that most enemies would rather run than fight against them.

[@robinlillian9471]

So maybe Davros had a tea button built in. So what. Why do I even care where he got a cup of tea? It's trivial.

[@rebajoe]

Answers the question as soon as it pops into our head.

[@coachgoltzbizpro23]

12 finally tapped into the Smith/Tennant well of eccentricity. Hell, I think he surpassed it. I could NOT see either of them in Davros' chair.

[@Brasswatchman]

Smith could've done it. He'd just have to spend several minutes rushing around in it, giggling like a child.

[@PancakeGabi]

Peter Capaldi was so good in these scenes!

[@SpicyMeatAhBall]

"Is"

[@EternaIAbyss]

+The Wise Old Man nope

[@GreenTree67]

+Nic Thomas yes

[@keirtaylor4669]

he's great when he's not doing that cringe inducing guitar stuff. that stuff just reminds me of dad dancing at weddings and old uncles trying to be 'withit'

[@thatguy_apu]

+Keir Taylor actually , i find the guitar stuff to be both fun and cool , and it fits this doctors theme quite well , clever , ruthless and far "darker" than 3 or 4 previous doctors

[@bowtieanimation]

As much as I wasn't the biggest fan of the story, this moment definitely made me smile. Something about Peter Capaldi's delivery of 'Conclusion: I'm definitely having his chair' just ticks so wonderfully :)

[@phantomsidious2934]

Capaldi and davros scenes were the best, rest of the story.....eh

[@DoctorWhoKage]

I think that "something" you're looking for is the fact that even after all these billions of years of time and space conquering, Davros got one last consequence; getting his chair taken away.

[@cynicat74]

These two episodes have some amazing scenes, intermixed with awful writing tbh. It's almost surreal how they manage to go from ridiculous lines, to some really interesting development between Davros, and the Doctor, which leaves you wondering just how much of it really was manipulation. It's like watching a weird splice of Sherlock Holmes, and The Room lol

[@jegysesara7070]

Sometimes the old incarnations of the Doctor speak through the current incarnation...I almost bet every single one of them was getting a kick out of finally sitting in Davros's chair for the first time in history and all wanted to say a piece of their mind! That in itself, was brilliant :3

[@redgoon698]

1:15 Daleks: Surrounding The Doctor as a threaten Doctor: *Casually drinks a cup of tea*

[@Greaseball01]

I just realised, everything the Doctor does here mirrors what he'd do when he gets a chance to save Clara on Gallifrey at the end of the series. Now that's great writing.

[@DarthRushy]

I know this is a random question, but have you ever seen the Lion King?

[@Greaseball01]

+DarthRushy er yes but not in a very long time...

[@DarthRushy]

ReplacedByDrumbot Then you'll be familiar with "I am surrounded by idiots". Apply it to the people who think Series 9 was good drama and find coincidences out of nowhere to justify Moffat's lazy, soulless writing.

[@DarthRushy]

ReplacedByDrumbot Chill out, man. My favourite series is Series 1 with Eccleston. I didn't think Series 9 sucked, but the finale really scuppered the story arc for me. There was also an overt focus on meta comedy, especially in these first two episodes, so I couldn't take most of it seriously. If I ever want to have a laugh whilst watching Doctor Who, I can always put Series 9 on, but valuable, high drama? No.

[@Greaseball01]

+DarthRushy You found Hell Bent funny?

[@Deathlygunn]

"Of course the real question is where did I get the cup of tea. Answer I'm The Doctor, just accept it."

[@sprinkle1839]

I read this when I was at that part.

[@jamma.77]

+Deathlygunn I translate that as "I'm Steven Moffat, don't question me."

[@sprinkle1839]

Tardis Guy Lol

[@ohbigstretch]

As much as I tend to like Moffat, I hate this line. The Doctor is not a magician. I do not accept it.

[@MrSalambard]

+Tardis Guy (A.K.A. Jamma77) I'm Steve Moffat, Todd Howard is my little brother.

[@harrisont2004]

This two parter’s got some of the funniest lines about how much of a legend the doctor is: “Well a daffodil’s not a broadsword BUT I STILL WON THE LAST ROUND!” “Of course the real question is, where did I get the cup of tea? Answer, I’m the doctor, just accept it.”

[@defenderofthenorth52]

The way the supreme Dalek responds to “anyone for dodgems?” is just hilarious

[@mcolln]

I think the real question is why did Missy use feet instead of meters?

[@brandonirvine3564]

Shadow Walker lol

[@mephostopheles3752]

Shadow Walker Because while Brits like to make fun of us Americans for using the imperial system, they occasionally use it themselves in informal speech. For instance, they might say "But that's miles away!" or, like Missy does here, describe a length or a distance in feet rather than meters.

[@matteopersechino8471]

Mephostopheles no Britain uses the metric system but still keeps miles, it never uses km. Ft are common though

[@UnfortunatelyTheHunger]

Because she's bananas

[@killjoy_ao4653]

Britons are strange that way.

[@thomascheng1003]

"has survived amog several million trigger happy tanks"-peter capaldi 2015, this is why i love Dr.who

[@TheDanDude17]

+T. satomi (荣耀) Actually, it's several BILLION trigger-happy mini-tanks.

[@rfspilot]

1:50 legendary. A 1960's Dalek beside a 2000's Dalek

[@henryg4377]

1:21 The answer to every question in the Whoniverse!

[@aliceandbendyadventuresint7811]

And the world

[@RoyaleNoir]

I love how they used the classic daleks in these episodes

[@DarthRushy]

You mean how they did nothing with them? Oh yeah, fantastic.

[@norwegionaire]

They didnt have the new paradigm though.

[@RoyaleNoir]

***** A lot of fans disliked them, and they were also wiped from history

[@DarthRushy]

***** Why?

[@richcampoverde]

+DarthRushy people like you are never happy i bet you go into resteraunts and make a fuss about everything not realising that the only thing stopping the staff from killing you is the fact that its against the law

[@helix3561]

I really want that chair.

[@wanthun2699]

Same

[@trigger5258]

your profile pic makes this perfect

[@JAS0N_M00RE]

It would make an epic electric Wheelchair

[@mandymash4525]

0:21 For lifeless metallic tanks, they sure as hell show a lot of shock here.

[@InsanityVirus]

"Conclusion, I'm definitely having his chair" that's not the Doctor taking, that's just Peter having too much fun spinning in Davros' chair xD

[@29AndreG]

I have this strange urge to ride on Davros' chair.

[@ValpasKankaristo]

Me too 😏

[@day.jedi1]

Same

[@lauffodil]

It's only human

[@JackWolf10]

That one 60s' Dalek plunger is falling off

[@the13thdoctor89]

JackWolf. It was scared...

[@shadowhunter240]

when

[@PerovNigma]

ShadowHunter 0:35 The cup is at a different angle.

[@waltersimeon387]

Well he is old.

[@DrPeppergay]

JackWolf thay was having a bad day

[@atharvadeshpande6907]

"Listen to that. The Doctor without hope. He'll burn everything now... Us too." This hits home how close the doctor is to snapping, always. Why he is not a good man, but a man with infinitely many rules.

[@suraivase7285]

There is a saying I once heard, "Rules where not made for good people, for they don't need rules"

[@atharvadeshpande6907]

@@suraivase7285 probably in the show itself. In A Good Man Goes to War, the Doctor proclaims: "Good Men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many."

[@suraivase7285]

@@atharvadeshpande6907 maybe, I think it was on a sci-fi story on reddit too.

[@tattieverb265]

This scene was the equivalent of the doctor throwing a crippled person out of his wheelchair and taking the chair for a joyride. And it’s brilliant

[@TheMikisew]

I agree

[@clodolcmidnights837]

That’s... exactly what this was

[@king_dwarfius7058]

It's weird how much leg space the chair has...

[@angrydalek]

+RedMexican Like the cup of tea. "I'm the Doctor just accept it"

[@ValpasKankaristo]

+The Cookie Diary That's the new "Because I'm Batman"

[@king_dwarfius7058]

Valpas Kankaristo but better...

[@feeno1188]

+Valpas Kankaristo Hahaha! xD That's exactly what I thought !

[@ValpasKankaristo]

RedMexican but better.

[@liamgradwell2998]

This Doctor knows exactly what action to take against the Daleks. Rolling around in Davros' chair and pointing a Dalek gun. That just scares the Daleks to death.

[@VulpisFoxfire]

+Liam Gradwell At least its a step down from the writing for Matt Smith where he got the same response without the chair or the gun.

[@mordirit8727]

He did had a Jammy dodger though. But he only brought it because he was promised tea!

[@tongieboi]

Guess 11 got his tea after all XD

[@tongieboi]

Guess 11 got his tea after all XD

[@andrewpeterson3201]

I won’t lie the Doctor becoming an dalek or cypberman is an horrific thing to imagine

[@darthvahlias8904]

The comedic timing from both Time Lords in this scene is Perfect!

[@Sukkulents_]

Omg I love missy, Clara "we could throw a rock" Missy "yeah good idea" *pushes clara* Missy "uuum, 20 feet"

[@eswesje]

Dude is in the lair of the Daleks, wants to play dodgems. Gg Doctor XD

[@matthewmac5787]

@@ejsowden9075 bumper car's in america

[@c.j.benoit8662]

"Admit it, you've all had this EXACT nightmare." I swear, one day the Doctor is gonna go full Deadpool on us. And I'm here for it!

[@Zer0LifeNegi]

This is one of those episodes that also highlights how amazing Missy was. Hopefully we get a retcon that lets her come back. The fact that there was some actual potential for 12 and Missy to have at least a few episodes of genuine companionship was a completely lost opportunity.

[@Kyo_Sasaki]

Never take Missy's stick.

[@Kyo_Sasaki]

Don't correct me for saying Missy.

[@VulpisFoxfire]

Missy taking the Master's stick...there's fanfics about that, I think...

[@mattakins1559]

She makes even River look like a nun in comparison...

[@someguyfromfinland4239]

Never know where it has been if you know what i mean

[@ember3579]

And if you do, at least do her the courtesy of using it. Relationships are all about respect after all, and most of the ones involving her revolve around respecting her reputation if nothing else. She's killed a LOT of people to get where she is, and deserves the consideration of such.

[@williamnorton9547]

"Admit it! You've all had this exact nightmare!"

[@ChairyCrasher]

+William Norton *We have

[@drxshock6957]

yep

[@NitroIndigo]

DALEKS DO NOT HAVE NIGHTMARES. DALEKS DO NOT SLEEP.

[@Dann_Palkarr]

The Doctor really delivered the best quotes in this scene alone. "Admit it! You've all had this exact nightmare!" "So... Anyone for dodgems." "The real question is... where did I get a cup of tea? Answer: I'm the Doctor, just accept it." "Proposition: Davros is an insane, paranoid genius who has survived among several billion trigger happy mini-tanks for centuries. Conclusion: I'm definitely having his chair!" All of those made me laugh so hard! Which was you guys' favourite line?!

[@logon900]

Seeing all the classic Daleks in this episode was amazing, The Special Weapons Daleks and original first ever silver and blue ones were my favorites.

[@AndrewChapman]

I want a chair like Davros' chair.

[@frostyfoster7267]

Who doesn't at this point

[@mag_sinadya213]

Me too. Then i can go around my classmates with it

[@doctorjay8673]

If I wanted to bring home one prop from Doctor who, ir would his chair.

[@ricardo0396]

Doctor Emeralds not even the tardis?

[@AndrewChapman]

+RuptureTheOne 03 I wish I could have the TARDIS in my back garden.

[@CrispyPro]

Michelle Gomez is insane.... insanely good

[@user-jj6ub6sx3e]

Yes she is

[@sweiland75]

+Crispy Pro She commands every scene she is in. Even better than Peter Capaldi.

[@Tumbleflop]

Both.

[@johnsailor6081]

but not as good as Jon Sim

[@demonking86420]

I love her

[@karliefrelingos2049]

2:17 Clara predicted missy future

[@MichaelTheRead]

Oof...

[@RJones2000]

One of the greatest scenes from Capaldi's era so far! If it was 11 it'd be childish but it just works here with 12.

[@EnderbornGamingAndStuff]

+Mumble5557 I always feel that people forget that eleven could be dark too, if he did the "I want clara osworld (sorry if I managed to misspell that)" I actually think it would work.

[@angrydalek]

+Mumble5557 If it was Eleven he'd be dead by now

[@EnderbornGamingAndStuff]

The Cookie Diary that makes no sense, explain

[@GINGERJMEZ]

11 actually took matters like this serious, he would have put on his angry face and done basically the same thing

[@angrydalek]

i guess I just find it hard placing 11 in that scene.

[@Pattabazza]

"i'm definitely having his chair"

[@GunRecon]

best part by far

[@solareagle1802]

"Of course, the real question is 'where did I get the cup of tea?' Answer, 'I'm the Doctor, just deal with it.' "

[@zestyraccoon813]

Damn, the Doctor really pulled Davros out of his wheelchair and then proceeded to STEAL it. This is terrible for disabled people.

[@methanoI]

Peter mustve been enjoying scooting around in his chair

[@KoishiVibin]

Seriously? Just a casual "Anyone for Dodgems?".

[@Josh-ks9xy]

Ender it's like he does it every day

[@TheAKgunner]

@@Josh-ks9xy The Doctor DOES do this every day. Sometimes, things get REALLY crazy!

[@danielsausaman9767]

can they have those?

[@antondelacruz9362]

Lol remember when 9 was screaming in fear at the sight of a single dalek. This is what happens when you have recurring villains. They either kill the main character or they gradually become a joke.

[@user-li5wi7ku1v]

True

[@dannytheman1313]

"I'm definitely having his chair." man I so wanted him to keep it like you just see it in the background of the Tardis.

[@zimzam6319]

This is the scene that got me into Doctor Who: for years I was convinced I had no interest in the show, and then I glanced over at the TV when this was on and Capaldi was so brilliant I couldn't look away for the rest of the episode. He's had me hooked ever since, favourite Doctor by far.

[@zimzam6319]

+Pedro Guzman It was brilliant. I went back and watched Series 8 as well and absolutely loved it, and since then I've watched a fair bit of Series 1-7 as well. Capaldi will always be my favourite but I like the other Doctors and I really enjoy Donna (who doesn't?)

[@DanXile]

+Zim Zam Series 8 is probably the weakest of the show. Capaldi has overseen the worst and best seasons in my opinion. Series 8 holds more value now that Series 9 is around, but when 8 aired, it wasn't nearly as good as the 7 series before it. The show is fantastic from the 9th all the way to the 12th. Make sure to watch the whole thing.

[@zimzam6319]

+DanXile Yep, I'm working my way through it, it's great fun - and you know, I actually love Series 8. Mummy on the Orient Express, Listen, Time Heist and Flatline are especially brilliant. The only one I disliked was Kill the Moon, and to be honest, I don't like Peter Harness's Zygon episodes much either. I don't think he gets 12: he writes him with 10's tormented God-complex and 11's flirty goofy humour, and to me it just doesn't work. 12 is great because he isn't trying to be funny: he just doesn't have any social skills. I like him because he doesn't care what people think of him, and there's a sort of humility in that.

[@rhys2331]

Thank you for thinking Peter Calpdi is the best. Most say David Tennant is not saying I hate him he is just not my favourite

[@porschefoster999]

Yes Peter Capaldi is brilliant. He's one of my favourites. I don't believe he gets enough credit.

[@cuddlebuff]

"You won't survive turning your back." oh my god. Who else saw the finale?

[@vindurza]

"Every miner needs a Canary" I love how sharp witted missy was

[@robinlillian9471]

"This canary might be surprisingly deadly to you." Stage direction: Shoot her.

[@nicholaswilliams6475]

Missy "how far down do you think that is?" Clara: "ehhh I dunno, can't see the bottom. Ooh, maybe we could chuck a stone down or something" Missy: "Oh yeah, good idea" Clara: *falling scream" Missy: "Twenty feet" That is hilarious.

[@Lego3400]

But why is Missy measuring in feet?

[@robinlillian9471]

@@Lego3400 She's an anachronism. Who cares? Stupid waste of resources, though. Why kill your canary instead of using a stick? Save the canary for later.

[@cynicat74]

@@Lego3400 Brits tend to use Imperial measurements when we're trying to estimate, whereas we'll use metric for official measurements. It's a lot easier to estimate 1ft, than 1 metre.

[@kaniskashardajones9]

1:50 that 60's dalek in the background got so scared his arm spazzed out

[@hosephhoestar5969]

Haha

[@hayden.morton]

@@marcse7en um, SPAZZED is the common slang for seizure?

[@rfspilot]

@@marcse7en correction 2 years later: THEIR arm spazzed out

[@GunRecon]

Conclusion: I'm definitely having his chair

[@Flynn94]

The line “admit it, you’ve all had this exact nightmare” might be my favourite Doctor line of all time

[@samalvey8168]

I wonder if the Doctor could have convinced the Daleks that he was always Davros. The resulting logic bomb would have scrambled their nasty little brains.

[@Jarock316]

Built-in DNA scanner, they would see through that lie.

[@rdeckard338]

The Doctor stealing from a wheelchair user, HOW OFFENSIVE - An idiot probably

[@cmcm2675]

0:21. Admit it. You've all had this exact nightmare. Me: that's one way to put it

[@fichgo2656]

I didn't realise they brought back the special weapons dalek for this episode, that's awesome

[@rnadomj]

RTD must hate this

[@bee-of2we]

I've really liked all of the modern series doctors. Nine: because he brought back the doctor and if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't have the series we have today. Ten: because he was epicly smart. Eleven: because he managed to be childish, clever and a little bit sexy at the same time. Twelve: the craft of his lines makes him feel like he'd be a genius, almost Shakespearean craft