Does Hand or Foot Size Really Correlate with... Length? Do You Retain Your Partners' DNA and More!

[@TodayIFoundOut]

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[@mingfanzhang4600]

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[@songoftheblackunicorn666]

Where are you Simon? there is some other guy doing videos on your channel.

[@typerightseesight]

Einsteins theory of really really longetivity.

[@michaelhowell2326]

It does not. I wear a 16 shoe, 3x gloves and normal condoms. But this myth has helped a brother out to disappoint a few ladies.

[@iaindouglasmcwilliam8684]

You truly debunked that myth, mate 😊

[@Nick-b7b9s]

Depends on the temperature and wieght of the woman😂

[@katc2040]

​@@Nick-b7b9s what? I can tell you as a fat woman that weight doesnt effect the size at all

[@eliharper6616]

​@katc2040 idk about him, but that cake makes it seem like I've lost a couple inches😅 No offense meant! Much love for the thicker ladies😉

[@Nick-b7b9s]

@katc2040 how do you know? What makes you an expert? I'm only reading aa 6.7 on the rhictor scale🤣🤣

[@TodayIFoundOut]

1:57 Does Hand and Foot Size Really Correlate with Penile Length? 7:30 Why Can’t You Mix Blood Types? 21:44 Is It True Women Retain the DNA of Every Man They’ve Ever Slept With in Their Bodies? 38:35 Do Beards Really Grow Faster in the Winter? 52:24 The Mad Aussie Who Stung Himself and His 9 Year Old Son With a Deadly Creature FOR SCIENCE!!! 1:04:58 Can You Really Make Yourself Immune to Poison by Taking Tiny Doses Over Time? 1:17:00 Why Do Steroids Make Balls Smaller and Does the Same Thing Happen to Women’s Ovaries? 1:27:12 Do People Really Have Repressed Memories or Is It Just Things They’ve Forgotten 1:44:11 Are Viruses Actually Alive? 2:05:48 Is It Actually Possible to Be Allergic to Exercise?

[@jupiterskiss]

The hero we need 😂

[@NimbusStroll]

Well of course it does, for asians. 3:00

[@TheSpiritombsableye]

Until you learn that it is in the video description, ​@@jupiterskiss.

[@alexsmith9617]

I have O- blood. The Red Cross, who I make donations to, tell me that I have an additional negative ( don’t ask me what it is, I don’t really understand their explanation) that makes my blood suitable for premature babies. The instant my recouperation period is over, they’re notifying me of the critical need for me to donate again.

[@NimbusStroll]

Demand compensation. Theyre going to charge patients reguardless, may as well get your cut.

[@ginnyjollykidd]

Negative for cytomegaly virus, maybe? Unborn and newborn babies haven't been exposed to it yet while we adults are quite often exposed to it in our lives. We experience it as a mild cold. But babies need to be protected from it, so any blood needs to be free of it or any antibodies to it. I have been told mine didn't have CMV and was valuable for babies that way.

[@alexsmith9617]

@ I think you’re right! That sounds like what I was told. Thanks! 😎👍🏼

[@alexsmith9617]

@@I_THE_ME I already said that I’m O Neg.

[@alexsmith9617]

@@NimbusStroll I don’t get paid. It’s a donation.

[@theonlyalan731]

With me, there is a strong correlation. On a completely unrelated note, anybody know where I can find some extra extra small gloves?

[@The_Good_Captain]

i hear most nations leaders always keep a spare pair handy

[@MimiYuYu]

You can use those finger tip gloves lol

[@itsover9008]

Ask a pickup truck or Hummvee driver. I'm sure they're compensating for something.

[@MimiYuYu]

Simon’s awkward laugh when asking “who’s Jimmy?!”😅 makes me think that he definitely knows who Jimmy is

[@marlyce]

Fyi- I have been cleaning blood out of clothes for years- use COLD water, and Dawn dish washing liquid (works for grease or popcorn butter also).

[@EstamosDe]

🚩??

[@justinyates1154]

Peroxide is easier

[@desperadox7565]

Aaand now you're on a watch list.😎

[@itamiozanare]

Saliva also breaks up blood stains pretty well. But definitely cold. Hot/warm water sets stains by cooking them. Generally only very oily stains are helped with warm water.

[@The_Good_Captain]

nice, i was wondering how to get popcorn butter off of my boxer shorts.... Going to the cinema was becoming very expensive.

[@Dwayne-Mobile1]

Speaking from a very experienced woman who has seen many many penises … NO it has nothing to do with D size

[@hockingham7160]

Classy bird....... Not 😅

[@F_L_U_X]

You're even named after one 😂 Mrs. Johnson

[@crow_feather]

​@@hockingham7160Your comment says far more about you than it does about her! Quit with the sexist double standard! If a man sleeps with multiple women, he's seen as being "the man!" and is seen as being all the more manly for it. But if a woman sleeps with multiple men, she's seen as trashy. It's a disgustingly misogynistic double standard that absolutely needs to end. Please, show you can be classy yourself, and don't do your part to perpetuate it!

[@macethorns1168]

@@crow_feather You need to quit with the woke nonsense, they're not the same thing at all.

[@Nick-b7b9s]

The size of the penis at any given moment is dictated by the female...in general

[@crimsondynasty6884]

About removing blood from clothes.... I used to work for a veterinarian in my 20s and he told me one time to soak my new dress shirt in peroxide and water then launder (don't let it dry out between)and it came out first time. Normally I wasn't in a dress shirt but he called me in on an emergency and I went home up to my elbows in calf's blood. That's life. Another life saved too.😊

[@thespyderwithin]

This is the most enthralling video I've ever seen. All glory to the BrainBoy!!!

[@sabrinafelber]

Thanks this was a great long episode. Thanks to everyone for their hard work

[@cryisfree69]

aaand just like that 2 hours have passed and my bank of useless knowledge has been added to

[@sassysaucyposse3783]

LMFAO

[@sabrinafelber]

Gotta love it!

[@kmksmith1935]

Women often get blood on clothes… it’s almost a monthly occurrence even with proper hygiene materials. If it’s fresh hydrogen peroxide works like a dream.

[@jojoone1099]

Not me looking at my finger ratio --- for absolutely no reason.

[@RaverOperator]

same! happy coincidence right?!

[@desperadox7565]

Hand & feet? In my country we say it's the nose.👃

[@AeonsOfBlight]

Also wrong.

[@The_Good_Captain]

i feel bad for the men of your country, unless their human/elephant hybrids.. then youre just lucky AF but also have me very concerned about the wildlife.

[@ginnyjollykidd]

I've heard the nose, too. But it's a myth. Besides, how do you accurately measure a flaccid member?

[@desperadox7565]

@@AeonsOfBlight Obviously.

[@desperadox7565]

@@ginnyjollykidd Of cause it's a myth. And nowadays more like a joke.

[@teesmith945]

I have been scrambling online to find a Dr. that can perform a finger enlargement..., they all hang-up on me when I call..., now I'm sad........

[@The_Good_Captain]

Watch out if you get someone to enlarge them through pulling...Your bowels may empty

[@texasslingleadsomtingwong8751]

Everytime my dad said " pull my finger " he farted. I just figured he was having fun. So maybe he was trying to be proportional but was inadvertently clearing his passageway. 😅

[@208467]

Usually blood is pretty bright red, I know because I get an IV every six weeks. After eating a bunch of beets a day before the IV I noticed the blood was obviously purplish, similar to urine after eating said beets. I know I saw this for sure but it is kind of strange.

[@AbbyNormL]

Then I got cheated like hell. My index finger and ring finger are the exact same length. I should be dragging the floor when I walk.

[@desperadox7565]

Same length is bad. Your index finger should be shorter.🍆

[@The_Good_Captain]

@@desperadox7565 also have same length fingers, never had any complaints from my exs, even from the ones who despise me with a hateful fury that would make satan himself proud... the joys of getting with mute women i guess.😍

[@ginnyjollykidd]

Yup. Mine, too. But then, I'm a girl.

[@texasslingleadsomtingwong8751]

​@@ginnyjollykiddi really hope your is nowhere near the floor 😂

[@paigeharrison3909]

I have a less common blood type, and blood banks track me down. After I got married I moved halfway across the country. Several years later I moved back to my my home state. My husband and I stayed with my parents for several months while saving for a house down payment. One day I answered to phone, and it was a blood bank I hadn't donated to in half a dozen years. Looking for my blood.

[@ALA9E]

Simons teeth have aligned nicely since his younger years👍

[@wendychavez5348]

1:38:04 I do receded repressed memories all the time! Art age 15, I sustained traumatic brain injury in a car crash--which u don't remember. Nor do I remember the previous week, or at least a couple of weeks after. My first post-injury memory I of a dream that I couldn't wake up from, which was apparently my perspective of reality since that's about the time I emerged from the coma. I have multiple, very clear memories that I can prove never happened, and it surprises Mt family when I remember certain things somewhat accurately.

[@JorgeLausell]

Thank! I have an endocrine condition that primarily initiates with movement. The more I move the sicker I get.

[@Jean-yn6ef]

Microchimerism is fascinating! My daughters are fortunate that the last three generations in my line have had females first.

[@thespyderwithin]

During the blood section I've always loved the Love Bug jukebox music!!!

[@GrifoStelle]

I love compilations *throws algorithm feed*

[@wendychavez5348]

I and my dad both have what our doctors call exercise-induced asthma. This seems to be an extremely mild form of exercise-induced anaphylaxis. Aerobic exercise causes labored breathing, sometimes gasping for air, though I don't think either of us has ever had full anaphylaxis from exercise. He's in fairly good shape for a 77 year old man, & I'm overweight and diabetic but otherwise healthy enough. Odd that ao many people in my inner circle have this "rare" condition.

[@ahniiso5642]

O- blood with all the US Military vaccines is worth $50 every ten days….

[@akarafoxx9718]

Man, i love my hands even more after this video🤣 not only are they capable of performing any task i wish, the finger thing is accurate af😂😂😂😂

[@sunshinesquares]

Wow three minutes ago! I won the Whistler lottery! 😁

[@Nanan00]

I have type A- blood, I get calls from the local blood donation place every 6 weeks asking me to donate. I just looked up my profile on the blood doner site and I have donated blood 121 times since I moved to the area 17 years ago. And also, as a bald guy who grows a beard and is fuzzy as hell I find that its annoying as hell that if I want to stay clean shaven, I have to shave daily as I get a 5 o'clock shadow in under 6hr.

[@coconutsmarties]

"..the vagina is an incredibly inhospitable place" FACTS

[@EarlFisher-k6w]

Did you hear that Trojan is changing their size labels? Now it's Small, Medium and Liar.

[@208467]

You have to be kidding, lol, just do what your Grandma told you and "eat your vegetables". Soo funny.

[@208467]

I had eaten beets the night before an intravenous medication, when they put in the needle the blood was purple instead of the usual red, just like your pee after eating beets. Just FYI

[@The_Good_Captain]

i need to stop asking the people around me to stop spiking me with beets.. they do disguise them very well, ill give them that, never seen or tasted a beet in my food.

[@TheDukeofMadness]

How absolutely disappointing for Elizabeth Fronkensteen.

[@wendychavez5348]

I love the incidental crossovers with Casual Criminalist and_or Into the Shadows! I do feel bad for Jimmy, though--isn't it enough that we killed Kenny at least once per episode of South Park?! At least now we know how to clean up the blood before we burn everything down.

[@Nathan-dt2tu]

You mentioned red cell and white cells, and said the plasma is the rest of our blood volume. What about platelets!?

[@mndrew1]

"Today's sponsor: The Device. Do as The Device tells you and you'll be happy. Disobey The Device and you'll be punished."

[@aptibabayt]

goint to truncate my index finger, wish me luck

[@Spllyn]

all the ladies in comments be like, i have seen a few dozen. Makes me think of a cleveland show joke, about a can of coke, and how you would prefer yours.

[@TheRockinAwesomeOne]

My hand size is just shy of being accurate, so I just assumed it was correct. But I am a medical professional and know that’s not entirely correct but feels that way cause the heel of my palm to the tip of middle finger is really close. My feet are not big at all 10.5 us so

[@jahnemann]

As a 6'7 man with a size 16 shoe giant hands, etc., I always assumed it was proportional. Turns out I'm just blessed. Thanks mom

[@jayedwards7768]

Mom? You should thank your dad. I did.

[@Nathan-dt2tu]

I'm curious about your pronunciation for follicle. You keep saying "folicule", rhyming with "molecule", but it rhymes with "comical." I've seen you check pronunciations for other words plenty of times, so I'm genuinely curious if that's an alternate way of saying follicle?

[@scooby45247]

looks at finger lengths.. yep, im happy.. have a nice day XD

[@AcceptableAsGenerallyDecent]

i meaaaaan you would already know your own stats without having to check your finger length ratio

[@The_Good_Captain]

@@AcceptableAsGenerallyDecent he said hes happy with his fingers, as are most people with fingers compared to those who dont have fingers, he didnt say they were moderate or large in size.

[@AcceptableAsGenerallyDecent]

@ ah but he actually only said that he looked at his finger lengths, and that he was happy. he may yet lack fingers, but one must imagine him happy

[@scooby45247]

It's a joke.. learn to lighten up

[@ieyke]

I was gonna argue, because I have large hands and average feet, so my feet CLEARLY don't indicate anything. Although....they ARE super wide.... But my digit ratio is apparently quite a bit lower than average, and that.....checks out.... lol But I'd say that there are definitely limitations to the correlation. I'm......LITERALLY off the charts for the study's graphed data, but my finger ratio is only .88, which IS very near the lowest end of he graphed ratios. For me to fall on the graph's best fit line, it implies that I'd have to basically lose 2/3rds of my index finger. Like .33. So the relation between these lengths can't be THAT closely related.

[@usof75756]

That's an awful lot of typing to say you have a big stick.

[@ieyke]

@@usof75756 **shrug** I'm a big enough statistical outlier to kind of serve as a test for if any of these supposed indicators could feasibly have any value. It is what it is.

[@jeffdroog]

That's a weird way of saying you think your penis is big,but science proves you're wrong? Everything is held in the eye of the beholder lol Only looks big to you.

[@jeffdroog]

Ever seen an elephant schlong? All humans should be embarrassed

[@ieyke]

@@jeffdroog No. If you can read, it's saying that science says it's huge, and their supposed indicators agree, but are limited in their ability to communicate how big.

[@jayedwards7768]

Based on my own body, there is no correlation between finger length, finger ratio or whatever. My glove size is 'medium' and fingers 2 and 4 are the same length. My 'favorite appendage' (as the host awkwardly tried to describe) is well above average. just sayin'

[@robunderwood7689]

My index finger on my right hand is much shorter compared to the ring finger than on the left hand. No need to say anything more about that, except that that ratio is not necessarily any more accurate than the hand and foot size.😉

[@Lucky666-y8x]

Digit ratio checks out on me, but willem dafoe for example looks close to a 1 ratio and he is hung like a horse. For those wondering, the lower (that means smaller than 1) the ratio the bigger the shwewee.

[@MagicThys]

poor Jimmy lol

[@TodayIFoundOut]

Jimmy got what he deserved. 😂 -Daven

[@bettyswallocks6411]

I used to play rugby with a guy who had such huge hands that he was nicknamed ‘Dick fingers’. Beyond that, I’m saying nothing.

[@scarpfish]

My shoes are size 12, and I can personally report that this myth is busted. 👩‍🔬🤦‍♂️

[@NimbusStroll]

Im too stupid to work thet out did you say pinky vs ring? its like an inch, and if its index vs ring its like 6mm

[@adammosher1115]

No I know a guy who has size 15 feet and has a micro pen

[@thesuncollective1475]

Bic?

[@adammosher1115]

@thesuncollective1475 no I'm keeping it pg so I'm not reported for rude or other stuff

[@mikeyoung9810]

My ring finger ratio to my index finger is almost exactly the same size. Penis size is average (approx 6inches or it was ..hard to tell now that I'm old). Just contributing to the survey. edit: shoe size is 13.

[@GrifoStelle]

No, but parroting back half remembered dyks : length of ring finger does *edit not length, ratio

[@keiffitz689]

Dang I thought that sponsorship was gonna have Simon whistling up some big clouds 💀

[@meloralovesdarkness2495]

My Father was a a True Type -O- Negative, and was in temand for donations, whenever he could, until he had to start Chemo.. Prostate, which he Beat.. Then wanted to fix hi Heart Murmmer = Lung Cancer And he passed away in about one yoer with All of the Chemo and Radiation that they give to you.. He was Type 0- I donot know whatI am.. I should get it checked out.. Eh!

[@victoriabaker6943]

I will never have sex again!

[@texasslingleadsomtingwong8751]

😂

[@The_Good_Captain]

I now feel bad from Trump, Prince charles, Putin, Jin ping and Jong un with their stubby little fingers.🤣

[@WorksOnMyComputer]

What about girth?

[@texasslingleadsomtingwong8751]

Nostrils is what I tell myself . Its got to be correlated to my Nostrils. I got nothing else big in my whole body but that and my tuna can of a pecker.

[@kelliesaunders4905]

Tall, skinny guys have really large ding dongs. Like basketball player body shaped. This method has been proven helpful %100 of the time. We don’t need all of that ratio crap, just tall and skinny guys have bigger ding dongs. Did my own study.

[@texasslingleadsomtingwong8751]

Well my hands are rather average as well as my feet , but im built like a tuna can 😂 I wont hit bottom but ill sure scrape the hell out the sides 😅

[@jpeterd92]

Measured from the crease to the tip, on my right hand, my index finger is 68mm, and my ring finger is 80mm, but on my left hand my index finger is 74mm, and my ring finger Is also 74mm. Measured across the top at a 90⁰ angle to my torso my fully erect penis is 205mm.

[@Devon-hw6ih]

I got big feet, and big hands, and I can fit both hands.

[@ericlondon5731]

Tiny footed hopefuls will scream at you over this opinion

[@sallypursell1284]

I can tell you to eat more non-starchy vegetables for the same price as your Lumen.

[@b0therme]

Louder please

[@oldmangreywolf6892]

Only speaking for myself. 5' 11" XL gloves, 13W shoe size and Trojian XL condoms. You decide if it applies.

[@The_Good_Captain]

you must collect alot of drinking water, shame you cant teach africans this trick.

[@MsChaniD]

I'm a little shocked that you would promote such a bogus product

[@MrEnjoivolcom1]

Hey hey, I'm early.

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[@DJL78]

You truly can tell everything you need to know about the size and shape by looking at a man’s thumb. It never fails. Ever.

[@beezysbeatz4924]

Obviously word salad can't explain any correlation between hand-digit, um ratio? and the length and/or girth of my johnson

[@GrifoStelle]

The salad shakes out to, those specific fingers are affected by the exact same hormones that affect men’s growth. If your ring finger approaches the length of your index the fetal you was exposed to the miracle grow hormone for for longer and you’re more likely to be affected. Girth I don’t think has a specific comparison…

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[@joppadoni]

Exactly Si, i never go murdering in my favourite white shirt. That's just stupid.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MiniMotoAlliance]

Bro stop picking up stupid sponsors

[@angelzer0_]

all these threats to Jimmy... Is this about mouthwashing

[@scrubtug6507]

Too long, didn't watch (pun intended): not according to nerd numbers. The obvious truth, however, is that anatomy tends to be proportional... Short guy = big truck.

[@paulbaker9687]

There is a possibilty (scientists have noticed a correlation but not yet proved it scientifically) that nose size does generally correspond to erect size.

[@texasslingleadsomtingwong8751]

Im a giant .... now where's my antenna

[@ToyJesusLovesTequilla]

No, let me tell you it does not 😂

[@Jagermaster13]

"Multiple studies" :D Glad we're spending money on this shit. Not all women are size queens, your not gonna date all women

[@JamesKlas]

I am not amused

[@Infamous41]

I win

[@likebot.]

Oh, Lumen isn't at all a quack device with an APP that's just a data collection software payload at all. Gimme a neffin' break. Y'know what? I'm not even going to watch the video either. See you next time, factboy.

[@The_Good_Captain]

nice shitty flag you got there, will look much better when its got a hammer and sickle on it

[@logwhitley]

Is he been taken hostage?

[@brocklytodd5317]

Aye man my shit be packing man

[@The_Good_Captain]

why are you putting shit in other man? use a toilet... less hassle. unless you mean the otherway round? and man be all up in your shit? 🤣🤣🤣 then i just feel bad for you.

[@aaronx8006]

I have a size 8.5 foot and 7.5 penis so ifk

[@AcceptableAsGenerallyDecent]

common ab+ W

[@jaydawg4065]

First

[@GrifoStelle]

You’re 5th and the second to say first XD

[@Nick-b7b9s]

Trust Asians to use univariate and multivariate analyses to justify their penial regression🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@The_Good_Captain]

what they lack in penial length they make up for in length of ramen and mathematical equations

[@2MuchPurple]

Gross.