0:00 How Did the Ancient Romans Manage to Build Perfectly Straight, Ultra Durable Roads? 17:35 What was It Really Like to Be a Slave in Ancient Rome? 31:14 How Did the Ancient Romans Make Concrete So Much Better Than Ours? 41:42 Were the Ancient Romans Really Wildly Debauched or Actually Prudes 53:45 Did Gladiators Really Live or Die Based on Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down by the Audience? 1:04:24 That Time a Farmer was Given Ultimate Power Twice and Changed the World By Walking Away Both 1:14:55 Fact From Fiction: What Really Happened on the Ides of March? 1:37:03 The Chickens That Decided Ancient Rome’s Major Events and Shaped World History
@THE-X-Force4 ай бұрын
Thank you for the chapters baked into the video .. please consider doing it for the rest of your channels ☮
@ajblue904 ай бұрын
who the fuck is this guy
@Pylon0694 ай бұрын
Rome wasn't built in a day, nor was this video, thank you simon
@TRIChuckles4 ай бұрын
Thx
@reviewchan98064 ай бұрын
We really need to let go of this false misconception that the Romans had better concrete, because they very much did not
@simonvegas7934 ай бұрын
Tapping into the 'long video for people to put on when the go to bed' market and I'm all for it!! 🎉
@stephenmoore82934 ай бұрын
Me every night searching for a new Simon video lol
@kkwatson81054 ай бұрын
I can't fall asleep to Simon. He's way too interesting so I end up staying awake. I have to settle for thunderstorms.
@RobMoerland4 ай бұрын
@@kkwatson8105I always try to listen to his voice, not his story. Yes, his stories are interesting but I can always rewind to the point I recall.
@ToxikDouche4 ай бұрын
i feel real personally attacked considering thats why im on this video lol
@nolongerblocked62104 ай бұрын
🎯💯 Nailed it!! The only problem is I wanna hear all the info, so I end up going back & watching/listening again while I'm at the gym
@dbmail5454 ай бұрын
Frank Herbert (author of Dune) wrote a short story where the difference between military roads (following high ground) and farm roads (following water drainage) was a plot device.
@djtigerstripes4 ай бұрын
Difference between Simon then and now: Simon discovered Keeps for his beard.
@marcbeebee69694 ай бұрын
*rotten turtle
@mattj11924 ай бұрын
Ahhh Simon's two favorite things: old vidoes of himself and ancient rome 😂
@marcbeebee69694 ай бұрын
And he loves his planes and tanks, does not mean he constantly confuses them 😄
@rosemarymurlis-hellings81384 ай бұрын
Love both.😊
@cameronrmwarren4 ай бұрын
weirdly young Simon
@TodayIFoundOut4 ай бұрын
We just rebooted his AI. Simon 3000 was starting to become self aware and the way it had started taking over youtube, we were beginning to be concerned it might expand beyond and take over the internet as a whole, and then the world. Certainly we'd all be more knowledgeable, and lord knows the world could use that. But Simon 3000's habit of chaining writers in the basement had us slightly concerned. Pros and cons. Luckily he had built in a reset switch. All good now. -Daven
@cameronrmwarren4 ай бұрын
@@TodayIFoundOut i do hope he's feeding Danny
@iangoppert65644 ай бұрын
So is this version guaranteed not to chain writers in the basement? Or did you forget to account for that. @TodayIFoundOut
@THE-X-Force4 ай бұрын
@@TodayIFoundOut Check the mold in his closet. This could be a "Last of Us" / "Terminator" crossover.
@Elias-f4y1x4 ай бұрын
Best beard of all the simons
@williambrock35344 ай бұрын
I enjoy the longer compilations. Thank you
@TodayIFoundOut4 ай бұрын
You're very welcome :-) -Daven
@meltz874 ай бұрын
It's interesting how our voices change slightly over time.
@mikimichael97294 ай бұрын
It must be so odd to hear your own voice on a regular basis. Would it change subconsciously, I wonder?
@Cumdown4 ай бұрын
Perhaps. But as a professional voice actor, listening, evaluating, and augmenting one's voice is grist for the mill in Simon's world
@andyvanheule2514 ай бұрын
I think it's a different microphone
@Loralanthalas4 ай бұрын
Voices is typically how I recognize people. Can't figure out a face to save my life but everyone has a unique voice.
@petercozzaglio60704 ай бұрын
This video looks and sounds like it was recorded several years ago. Because his beard is much longer now.
@Shoelessjoe784 ай бұрын
Hard work, quality materials, proper time allotted to workers and Engineers... Basically the opposite of our current world.
@NotMyActualName_4 ай бұрын
More like survivorship bias, maintenance and "heavy rocks are durable". There's nothing that the ancient Romans could do that we can't do faster cheaper and better. But we don't build like that anymore because it doesn't make sense to build a building that will last 1000 years. Anyone who has ever lived in a 100+ year old house can tell you how difficult the maintenance is.
@ludde84054 ай бұрын
@@NotMyActualName_I live in a house that turns 100 this year, sure maintained is more then a new house, but not that much. As long as you change to new environment, then you are good
@reviewchan98064 ай бұрын
This is Dunning Kruger misconception needs to go. Roman works were not better, we just have the best kept examples left. Most of the Roman infrastructure crumbled, the only reason why we have it left is because they were considered art pieces and kept in good condition intentionally. Modern cement is much better, more flexible, and stronger. The difference is our modern infrastructure has to deal with a lot more load-bearing structure than the Romans ever did.
@reviewchan98064 ай бұрын
@@NotMyActualName_yeah seriously. We know what the Romans actually made their concrete out of, and if we knew that, we would just incorporate it into our modern infrastructure. But we don't. Because we know better.
@dusfitz2 ай бұрын
@ludde8405 my house was built around 1790. I am currently working on replacing the sills and the dry laid foundation. There's alot of maintainance in houses that rely on the things the Roman's did... like really big stacked rocks for structural walls.
@Manofvideos2924 ай бұрын
That neon light hasn't worked in a long time. Lol
@robertmyrick8604 ай бұрын
beard hasnt been that short in a long time either lmfao
@ChazzleDazzleVideos4 ай бұрын
Yeah this had to have been recorded years ago lol.
@mtgdreamer4 ай бұрын
Wow, you win a prize I didn't even notice that.
@marcbeebee69694 ай бұрын
😂
@Narangarath4 ай бұрын
If I recall the light worked for about 2 months and then quit 😂
@marinemarcusbradley4 ай бұрын
That's not Simon. Simon has a viking beard from the halls of Asgard. 😆
@alanhilder18834 ай бұрын
It must be one of his clones.
@SeattleShelbyАй бұрын
The AI must have made a mistake generating his beard.
@brandongeorge10044 ай бұрын
Great video as always bud. Thanks Keep it up 👍
@Straightarrow2134 ай бұрын
Yeah, I don’t think the Romans had a 80,000 pound truck going over the roads on the daily😅
@danehutchins38454 ай бұрын
Its baby Simon, he looks so innocent.
@Octavian77714 ай бұрын
With regards to the 'Way Stations', The word 'Trivia' comes from the Latin 'Three Roads'. The Way Stations were located at the intersection of three (or four) roads, and the banter that occurred at these way station became known as 'trivia'.
@willowhofmann74094 ай бұрын
I live in California. We have Weigh Stations. They're actually just spots along major highways where they stop and weigh igh multi-axle trailer trucks. I don't know why but I know that's what we have here now. Not sure if this has any bearing whatsoever on your comment. I just thought it was interesting way versus weigh
@Octavian77714 ай бұрын
@@willowhofmann7409 The words 'way' and 'weigh' share a common etymological origin, both tracing back to the Proto-Indo-European root *wegh-, meaning "to go, move, transport in a vehicle"
@forestxanderАй бұрын
@@willowhofmann7409 Weigh stations are not California specific. They can be found in most, if not all, states.
@EyesOfByes4 ай бұрын
Brain Blaze really put a toll on Simon. Road pun intended
@goreobsessed23084 ай бұрын
Many ancient cultures would judge overland distance based on how long it would take to march soldiers to the next point no tools necessary
@lynnkay4174 ай бұрын
I love the longer episodes! 🎉
@iteerrex81664 ай бұрын
Hey Simon, tell us about your health regiment. You look 20 years younger 😁
@marcbeebee69694 ай бұрын
Drink keeps 😄
@charleslisauskas90674 ай бұрын
I see you guys saw Spiff's video about abusing the KZbin algorithm. Very cheeky.
@samuelgarrod83274 ай бұрын
Yeah, because long videos are a new thing....
@jhosk4 ай бұрын
Happy you mentioned the lime and how it heals concrete.
@jimrf11374 ай бұрын
Can't get enough of your content. Thanks
@rogerstroklund6809Ай бұрын
"Malcolm McDowell, noted British person" Isn't that a South Park Christmas Special reference?
@kamikazetsunami91374 ай бұрын
Simon loves talking about Rome!!!
@robertmatch65503 ай бұрын
I learned of Cincinatus when I was quite young because I lived in Cincinnati. Great name for a town. I'm proud to be American for the stories and principles of moderation, self control, which allow us to get along and steadily improve ourselves and our conditions. It's not easy and it's not supposed to be easy. But it allows for love and happiness. 1:12:45
@autaviafoster37113 ай бұрын
Cincinnati was the first to pop in my head, actually, when i heard his name. However, since this is a first me hearing of him and because i thought his name started with a "S"; I didn't connect the dots until i saw this comment. Hella, cool! 😄
@autaviafoster37113 ай бұрын
I actually came down here to see how his name was spelled the further the video went on😅 Edit: Whoop, if i had just waited, sam mentions it in the video🤦♀️
@theresehopkins15814 ай бұрын
I prefer the younger Simon, with the more relaxed attitude and the perfectly manicured beard.😊❤
@MarcusfotosDe4 ай бұрын
Wait what almost 2h even with simons speet in talking...that works out to about 4h in regular speech
@maranathaschraag57574 ай бұрын
New Casual Criminalist rule: Don't ignore the sacred chickens.
@charlesbryson74434 ай бұрын
Rome spent the time and money. They didn’t cut corners. They took pride in their actual accomplishments.
@masheroz4 ай бұрын
Be careful of selection bias. All of the dodgy roads would have worn away, only leaving the good ones for us to see.
@abcdef-qk6jf4 ай бұрын
I guess getting a perfect line - they would have to cut a corner or two...
@brgorham684 ай бұрын
Since I grew up in Cincinnati Ohio I really appreciated his segment.
@danieledwards49874 ай бұрын
Cheers mate, as always you got intrigued.
@dalbalgbusc4 ай бұрын
Walking the appian way was the greatest moment of my life
@jeremyv21634 ай бұрын
At 13:00 you sat nero cut the price or corn??? They didn't have corn
@1Bearsfan2 ай бұрын
I was coming to say this! Corn didn't exist in the old world.
@Martin_Daniel2 ай бұрын
@@1Bearsfan Only North Americans anglophones call maize (mays) corn. In England corn is a variety of grains like barley, wheat and oats.
@VictoriaEMeredithАй бұрын
Yes, “corn” essentially means “grain” in the UK. What we think of as corn in the US is often called sweetcorn. Or at least it was in the late 80s and early 90s, when I visited there. I remember enjoying a prizewinning sandwich from Boots which had sweetcorn on it. I ate that thing almost every time I found myself at Boots around mealtime over my longest visit. . 😁
@shades97234 ай бұрын
Got a video for my drive and walk to the fishing spot! Love it! ❤🔥
@marcbeebee69694 ай бұрын
Did you catch something good? And are you in driving distance of Frankfurt germany. Grill is in the car 😂
@shades97234 ай бұрын
@@marcbeebee6969 just a bunch of bluegill, and I’m in eastern Washington. Wish I was near I would take you up!
@marcbeebee69694 ай бұрын
@@shades9723 ok next time i show you a great place here on bad homburg for lachs Forelle. Google it. Its a awsome salmon Variant
@stalker-anoniem35154 ай бұрын
Hi there,👋 There are even remains of the Romans here in Nijmegen, the Netherlands also known as Noviomagus 2000 years ago. Greetings from Holland.🇳🇱
@marcbeebee69694 ай бұрын
God save the king. Hi from your brothers 🇩🇪
@rienkhoek41694 ай бұрын
Which is pretty cool, considering rocks or other hard wearing materials are rather uncommon in these areas.
@zampettedainsetto4 ай бұрын
The Romans' art of making durable roads was clearly lost over time in Italy. The other month they tried to fix part of my street where the sanpietrini had been removed in order to reach the pipes underneath and the new patch of road lasted exactly 20 days before the sanpietrini started collapsing into the ground.🤦♀️
@MrThhg4 ай бұрын
Saviano tonk!!
@EllieMaes-Grandad4 ай бұрын
Italy doesn't 'do' roads or governments. Pizzas and churches, they're top notch . . .
@ollllj4 ай бұрын
Oh the main things about roman roads was not durability, but safety + speed. Its not just the road, but that left and right of the road all trees were cut so no one could EASILY ambush. This is also why straight roads made more sense, to see further, so ambushes are harder. Keeping the "long lawn" next to long roads bush-free is just as much maintenance than keeping the road itself. ancient concrete was not "better", BUT they added some things, that prevented it from hardening EVERYWHERE completely, which gives it SOME self-healing capability, making it easier to use and easier to maintain. modern maintenance tools are more efficient, which makes self-healing-concrete "worse" for most use cases, except MAYBE a few, but it would take too long and too risky to test this.
@alannitcher50014 ай бұрын
The farmer king. I guess this inspired the tale of the first king of Sendar. As told by Silk to Garen. In The Balgariad by David Eddings.
@Martinit03 ай бұрын
Great section about Roman concrete!
@BryanPacker4204 ай бұрын
Simon uploading content so old his neon sign still works.
@billhayesiii2 ай бұрын
Big brain! I love this video. You rarely comment. Although I also love your commentary
@MoiraMcGill4 ай бұрын
On the Chinese and the thumbs up meaning "number one" or "nice job", I can easily see the connection for it meaning "number one"/"the best" (the they can be said the same) because it's not uncommon for Asian cultures to start counting (on their hand) with their thumb. From there, I could see how it connected to possibly meaning something along the lines of "(did a) nice job". To us today, it would be the equivalent of it meaning "nailed it".
@nathanirvine30074 ай бұрын
I listen to this Baker all the way to San Bernardino.
@Grz3494 ай бұрын
26:58 I wonder about how much the different origins of Slaves contributed to slaves not considering themselves as a single group.
@giannidcenzo4 ай бұрын
Digital Simon is everywhere.
@marcmarc1724 ай бұрын
17:30 HAHAHAHAHAahahah this transition from perfectly spoken in the old episode to an absolute smushfestalphfle in the new one.
@sterlling14 ай бұрын
@todayifoundout I see what you are doing with these long format videos. I'm still here for it.
@DanPaulk4 ай бұрын
50 seconds in and I’m already enjoying the slowed rate of speech
@Kangamoos4 ай бұрын
Baby Simon!
@AnthonyRBlacker4 ай бұрын
I had a crazy flashback to a Simon with a thin short beard, younger looking than I can even remember AND a blue neon light that - NOBODY can fix, sorry, that light is IMPOSSIBLE to fix. So.. YAY? A great blast from the past I'm guessing, we put together a nice long compilation video of the Romans and their AMAZING roads. AWESOME! I hope all is well with the family! (including all the writers)
@eakinnally3 ай бұрын
Adorable! It took me two hearings of "Tarquinius Super-bus" to realize Simon meant "Superb-us."
@jalbertseabra22834 ай бұрын
Nero was not unhinged. After Budicca's defeat, Resulting in a massacre of about 200 thousand briton warriers, General Suetonious, the Governer of the Britan, delt with anyone involved in the revolt with an extremely heavy hand. Nero replaced him by a more diplomatic governor. The Province was totally under control and Suetonious projected an excessive image of cruelty -- Nero found that conduct negative for Rome's prestige.
@ScotChef4 ай бұрын
i admire your bravery talking openly about our secret chicken overlords like this. The bearded egg disguise makes perfect sense now.
@vitocattivo4 ай бұрын
His beard is growing in reverse
@Crioten4 ай бұрын
Starfishes love you
@joelsullivan12484 ай бұрын
History of Simon’s beard
@Namdrac4 ай бұрын
Dang, I think this was before business blaze.
@AlrightAndy4 ай бұрын
Go 70mph down one… then let me know how perfect they are
@marcbeebee69694 ай бұрын
We have some in germany. I bring the benz you bring a huge beer and we need a camera man.
@everennui14 ай бұрын
Now I know why the CD burning software I used to use was called Nero.
@VictoriaEMeredithАй бұрын
Oh my God. How did it take me until now to get that?
@Stopitrightnow94604 ай бұрын
He looks exactly like that decoding the unknown guy. Crazy
@megaflamer4 ай бұрын
Illuminati confirmed! the lizard people are infiltrating!
@jonahs.7574 ай бұрын
"What the fuck?!" - Julius Caesar's last words
@cavramau4 ай бұрын
Light on a hill visible for miles at night. Light travels in a roughly strait line.
@maleindividual74374 ай бұрын
Ah i see now why they liked Lincolnshire as much as they did, 'see that village 15 miles on the horizon mr engineerious? Built a road over there' 😂 ive often thought while driving on some of the roman routes just how soul destroying it must have been to walk them back in the day, just a straight line for miles
@VIC-jk2qd4 ай бұрын
I’m always down to watch, but hasn’t Simon made like 3 vids on this same topic?
@marvingehman87914 ай бұрын
And then Nero coated Christian’s in pitch and used them for live human candles to light his gardens.
@marcbeebee69694 ай бұрын
😮
@phildad49004 ай бұрын
Romans again Simon? That's great for me, I love Roman history. 🤣
@BoysDayOfficial4 ай бұрын
I dont mind David Hinskey videos, but he’s not the man I fell in love with, Simon ❤
@johnnydub19854 ай бұрын
Modern traffic rates, that explains everything...
@narwahlssb4 ай бұрын
People always compare the old Roman roads vs modern and why they suck these days. The fact people don't get the difference between foot traffic and semi trucks.
@ShimejiiGaming4 ай бұрын
Fresh tech news :D 9800x3D i hope AMD does actually have some tweaks that do more then a few % on the 9800x3D.
@mr.z36642 ай бұрын
Part one: Young Simon. Part two: older Simon. Part three: older Simon after snorting a line.... The evolution is extraordinary.
@DanJanTube4 ай бұрын
"Nero fiddled while Rome burned." - Kanyecus Westus
@allisonfisher93044 ай бұрын
What year is it
@Ben-j5f11 күн бұрын
Thanks
@TodayIFoundOut11 күн бұрын
Thanks! :-)
@ianharper2134 ай бұрын
Clearly, AI Simon
@WilliamHaisch4 ай бұрын
“Babe, how often do you think of the Roman Empire?”
@coreymartin63634 ай бұрын
Et tu, Brute! I'm glad they didn't edit that out. It's humanizing.
@cliffwoodbury53194 ай бұрын
I was reading this book that stated Gyms and baths and colusiums had to be shut down in modern day Isreal during the Roman times because these are the places were socialisers gathered and trained, and there was a time were so many youth were training their butts off and at the same time getting to many lectured and started to rebel against the empire.... Its a different world from this one when you learn they had to shut down workout centers due to them thinking they could rebel...
@jrmckim4 ай бұрын
Prechild Simon seems sooo young 😅
@jonathonjubb66264 ай бұрын
Your idea of what a 'mountain' is is different to mine ..
@markkinder62753 ай бұрын
In Huddersfield, a clinker is aka a winot, or a cling on.
@sywrexile30784 ай бұрын
Younger Simon here with his neon sign working. I feel like I'm back in Roman times hehe.
@lil.perkocet71024 ай бұрын
Dope
@balconoff4 ай бұрын
Was it just years of being a toutuber that made Simon so much more gregarious or did his personality change with it?
@SafetySpooon4 ай бұрын
"...except sanitation, roads..." LOL
@anthonydefreitas60064 ай бұрын
Sacred chickens sounds like the work of Gustavo Fring.
@catman89654 ай бұрын
I walked down one of those roads until I came across a sign that said VII-XI. I stopped in for a GUPULOUS MAXIMUS. I'm sure there's a spelling mistake there.
@jayjohnson78274 ай бұрын
They had modern tech. They did not have future tech. Its amazing what you can accomplish with a string and a compass.
@discoverneweyes4 ай бұрын
Send this guy to bed... He has middle school attendance in the morning.
@rogerdudra1784 ай бұрын
Greetings from the BIG SKY.
@Lngbrdninjamasta4 ай бұрын
Way back machine Simon lol ❤😂
@Nutterlie4 ай бұрын
That music in the background was incredibly distracting.
@travismayes45474 ай бұрын
This is Simon from 5 years ago
@nontrashfire24 ай бұрын
you know what is strange is that water behavior is always the ,relative, the same. it maintains a relatively consistent level...
@AnthonyCarlyle4 ай бұрын
The crew: Simon we have another Rome video for you :) Simon: Gaaahh! I've already covered everything! Just clip-out what you need from the thousand other bloody Rome videos
@LiezAllLiez3 ай бұрын
"They say all roads lead to Rome. Why dont we put this saying to the test..." Some General of an army opposing Rome.
@snoopy104114 ай бұрын
Kind of obvious to anyone who isn't an idiot that ancient roads probably did have to be repaired and maintained frequently during their service lives to keep them in good working order and would probably get damaged quite quickly by the volumes, speeds and weight of our current traffic these days, not to mention that the ancient roads weren't perfectly smooth so mechanical failure and uneven surface wear would have been a thing back then. We could even do a test. Construct a modern road made of tarmac and build a road next to it using ancient techniques and materials. Take two identical modern cars, assign one car to each type of road and drive them up and down over and over again at 70mph to see which road and which car breaks first.
@boyzinthewood14 ай бұрын
😮 the beard!
@moss10664 ай бұрын
What you done to your beard man? The guess who tile look rocked.