Dog's Lipstick - This Morning | Peter Kay

Taken from a 2009 appearance on ITV's This Morning, Peter educates Eamonn Holmes on what a dog's lipstick is.
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[@Natashahoneypot]

I love how she gets the joke and is dying of laughter whilst he is oblivious.

[@tjfSIM]

Eamon's not the sharpest tool in the box

[@andreweccles8130]

I think he knows perfectly well were Peters coming from he’s just playing dumb because it’s not something he likes to talk about on a daytime tv show !

[@AJC1969]

One of the funniest things I have ever seen. I laughed the morning I watched it live, and then over and over again. So hilarious.

[@jhall5490]

Oh Peter , your a bloody legend ! The funniest man in comedy and proud to say he's a Lancashire lad 🌹

[@jakezywek6852]

Apart from the fact that Bolton is now part of Greater Manchester.

[@Kraken54321]

" I'm not a vet!...just saying" 😂

[@Olivia-bh7vs]

Must be difficult to witness a man make your wife laugh so hard she cries.

[@timmartin2894]

So you think when men go with their wives/girlfriends to see stand-up comedians, they find it difficult to be next to them, seeing them laughing at another man's jokes and having a good time? That's some very strange logic you've got there. Think Eamonn just has the flu because Ruth says to Peter, "you might get the flu" when he gets close... probably just couldn't be bothered with forced, social laughter at a mediocre joke...

[@jaynechew9838]

Absolutely hilarious gotta love Peter Kay cant believe he didn't know what a dogs lipstick is lmao

[@rbr6852]

Getting one to snort laugh is true genious...:D

[@PigMan161]

Bit of blue for the dads

[@SJL225]

Bit o' blue fo't dads

[@ravenfeatherblack9476]

E's effin' and jeffin'

[@jorson4960]

E's blue Alan e's filtheh

[@jordan95hd83]

Peter Kay is a comedy legend! 😂😂😂😂

[@tattooedandy93]

This had me in tears of laughter...my stomach really hurt from laughing

[@Uygkuyfkutfkytfkutfv]

This is all well and good, but I want the clip where Peter’s telling them about people in public asking him about touring. He does a banger of a hack my joke but works it perfectly; had me in stitches

[@hosseinabadi8573]

This reminds me of car share and not knowing what 'dogging' was. Oh my stomach aches.

[@frankygers]

Link please.

[@frankygers]

It’s the Quantum leap comment that put me on the floor. Hahahahah

[@beardedbodger]

We need you back mate.

[@darrenrobins6575]

That's as funny as when he was trying to explain to Paddy what a pigs 'Flute' was in road to nowhere 🤣🤣🤣

[@jodis6234]

I thought our family was the only one who called it that! For years my dad would call it lipstick or Revlon!! LOL

[@sandwormgod0189]

And the background music. Ryan Paris, Dolce Vita, 1983. I thank you I'm here all week.

[@dshishod]

I dont know why but it was the ‘used to do that during quantam leap, that got me’🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂

[@robbryant52]

One of the funniest man on TV

[@drgrowuk8830]

Dogs lipstick 🤣🤣🤣 Amen had no idea 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant Peter 👏👏👏👍

[@Annajane-aj.72]

😂 Eamonn,bit slow 😂

[@PNEKarl]

This is clean. You don't need to be Frankie Boyle dirty to get laughs. This is innocent fun! Thank you Peter from a fellow Lancastrian.

[@seanlangley5326]

A classic ! 🤣😆

[@scaramonga]

Such a brilliant guy is Mr kay xxxx

[@laetitialogan2017]

My dad used to say this...so bloody funny

[@Micko350]

What a Dog's Lipstick that was! 🤣

[@MrKravmagadude]

Funniest fella ever.

[@Brawling_Style]

Sit down Alan he's blue.

[@ianwright4248]

Philip And Holly Discussing Bishop Bashing Lol

[@SeanScot36]

I loved Geraldine so much.

[@mikerice3257]

So Damn funny!! Mr.Kay, that analogy was brilliant comedy, simply Brilliant! Happy St.Valentine wishes to you& yours. Please let us know if u come 'cross the pond' to do any E.coast performances, or even just over on holiday& would like meet& greet some ur fans. Keep the laughs comin',sir .Sincery, Michael.

[@lauramacgillefhinnein5106]

Mike?.... Have you never heard of that euphemism?.... My cat was hit by a car 6 months ago and now he gets his 'lipstick' out all the time.... The dirty little bugger 🙀💄=🥒. It's a common saying over here but maybe not so much in southern Ireland where Eamon comes from?

[@mikerice3257]

No, haven't. But it's a gem!! Take care

[@weeklyfox4890]

Holy gosh Ruth's hair these years ago

[@VINNIEJONES10]

weeklyfox I thought that was a different woman 😂

[@terencejay8845]

She looks nice with that raven hair, too.

[@roymillsjnr5172]

Hasnt got a clue 💄😂😂😂

[@maxinelynch36]

I guess the dislikes are from those that don't realise what he means lmao......

[@JenniferElliott1]

@ Maxy or find disgusting 🤢🤮 and simply do not find it funny. 😒

[@jamielawrence5000]

Jenny Snaps why you so miserable Jenny

[@JenniferElliott1]

@ Jamie Lawrence I’m not miserable, I’m simply stating my opinion which some may agree with. Nothing wrong with that. 🙂👍🏻

[@max.bs6]

Jenny Snaps grow up or do one

[@JenniferElliott1]

@ Max I think you’re the one who needs to grow up. Bullying and hating people on social media. I guess you are just another internet troll. Now stop harassing me!

[@T-Bag13]

Meanwhile in the back Phillip Schofield is loving this a bit too much.

[@spodoinklehorse]

@Sir Jimmy Savile hi

[@stephengros3152]

@Sir Jimmy Savile You're a sick man Jimmy

[@ericamae7287]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@GeorgiaGeorgette]

He's gay, not a dog fucker...

[@Hellwyck]

Awww are you jealous he came out while you're still locked in that closet?

[@janetcozens4623]

Come back Peter We miss yaxxxx

[@YARROWS9]

Eamonn is actually a bit angry, here that he doesn't get it.

[@ronniekincaid8053]

Still the best🤣

[@Siasmummy]

OMG.. my dad calls it the dogs got his Lipstick out 😂😂😂😂😂

[@morgotime1788]

Brilliant

[@neilgrant6876]

Epic

[@MrJking065]

In Georgia USA we call it the Red Rocket.

[@mlee6050]

@Jerry Traveler fallout sure they do as where get dogmeat from, also if I ever got to say it I use any of these two

[@petersutcliffe8849]

Upload the clip of you on Jim'll Fix It, Peter Kay that was a classic!

[@Lumibear.]

How do you know? Watch the show every day on VHS to keep the memories alive?

[@stephengros3152]

Cyclops

[@m2db772]

Peter you was probably the guy that filmed it .

[@norma3565]

He's a genius is our lad from Bolton 💄

[@spana123321]

Ruth is still a fox 😘😘😘

[@ericamae7287]

Philip in the green room with his lipstick out ☺️

[@Tim_3100]

Doggy lipstick 😂😂

[@tomryan4556]

Eamon is such a killjoy

[@SamuelJ]

Just controls every situation

[@phantom_fox_blue4384]

Woah! Hang on a minute! Com'on...

[@williamfreytes-cheverez3688]

That's what I call it 2.lol

[@WringtonGamer]

what has she done to her hair. hahahahaha

[@S7EVE_P]

11 years ago...!!

[@tixilx]

In your prayers tonight please take a moment to remember the 44 deceased viewers who disliked this video 🙈🙏

[@Kez_abi]

How orange is he in the 2nd one he nearly blends in with the wall

[@miladydewinter7770]

I didn't understand it till he explained it at 21:25 --- I have led a very sheltered life

[@gb903]

Meanwhile, the other side of the cameras, Phillip Schofield's teen boy personal assistant is helping him get his lipstick out....

[@gb903]

@@cheyennebrennan966 Awwww diddums. Deleted your other post after making a fool of yourself did you?

[@minecraftworld7972]

@@cheyennebrennan966 G B clearly stands for "Gay Boy" He gets off on his own comments, talking about teen boys and stuff. Most likely things HE is into. Every one knows that trolls are sad little pathetic people yet they always make their presence known. We also know their balls shrivel when they are confronted face to face. It's kinda funny they even exist tbh.

[@JadeJustineTowse]

I honestly think Eamon does understand the joke, he just wants Peter to hush as it's daytime telly not a late night show, haha! Regardless, I love Peter, comedy genius :)

[@christiphermeadows5348]

Bet Eamon had his lipstick out for Ruth now n then....

[@jasondavis8886]

I'm not a vet 😂

[@danielhorton5814]

Ruth looks fit with dark hair

[@warrenbass7350]

Funniest man ever,...

[@percyboy2066]

A year later!....video quality looks a good decade in advantisment 🦧🥜🦍👨🏿🌚

[@M0ike]

“Gay dogs” 🤣 he doesn’t care it’s 2020😂

[@LissyFantage01]

This was filmed 11 years ago tbf 😂😂

[@jasmara5112]

Ruth's hair. 😦

[@Iffy]

What's the name of the background music playing?

[@macman6421]

Dolce Vita, Ryan Paris kzbin.info/www/bejne/anSqd6uqiJhjasU

[@Iffy]

@@macman6421 Thanks a lot!

[@bev9594]

😂😂😂😂😂Yep

[@SixMiracles-uj1zp]

My grandmother's neighbors had a dog, Fookie. This skinny, hyper little black poodle. Fookie would whip out his doggy lipstick and ride up and down my leg when I was five or six years-old. Those people would act like nothin' happening here.😲

[@mrsblobbielife4842]

dogs lipstick in " MY WORLD " means dyslexic , so i clicked on this !

[@wildandbarefoot]

Next time you have a hot Dog .... eh... think on...

[@Tehgoat]

Honest question Did Chewbacca from Star Wars have a Lipstick or a Red Rocket?

[@josephmalik3861]

oh peter you make me laugh so much i nearly wet my trousers

[@dnakatomiuk]

And now they are devorcing

[@Species1571]

Eamonn knew all the time, he was just playing along.

[@razzmatazz7542]

This is about 5 years old

[@Elysium4D]

11 years old, if you care to read the description

[@auntypizza]

Going to have to Google this. I’m not British.

[@rosalindwalters6079]

What the bloody hell as Ruth done to her hair

[@Husselbu1]

This clip is years old....

[@Mark-xj9iu]

Never mind lipstick, push pops..

[@and324fsjsef]

Please can the guys editing this set the Field order to: none (progressive scan) to stop the lines appearing when there is movement. Or just hire me :)

[@rumdrinkinpirate6107]

Yes you listened thanks and eamon being the typical thick Irishman

[@chazkingsy1]

Not thick never owned a dog

[@brantnuttall]

roflmao!

[@simonsaysrewind]

🐶 💄

[@mlee6050]

I am a furry and I used to try to hit on some guys by doing those two emotes lol sometimes with peach after

[@timtom4021]

Yeah, I didn't get it either until he opened the tube of lipstick.

[@mlee6050]

@Tim Tom also why some go on about fallout dogmeat who you find at a red rocket in one of the games

[@zakiranderson722]

I didn't get it until I read your post😂

[@wildandbarefoot]

Hot Dog... IT'S a HOT DOG. Eew... look...it's mustard... bloody mustard... No wonder it can't stop licking it... it must bloody burn... Have you never had tiger balm on your....

[@iseeolly9959]

Quite a funny man.......and nearly everyone who has ever worked with him has gracefully walked away.

[@johnsmith-wx5fb]

Why though?

[@johnsmith-wx5fb]

@jon jon why jon jon

[@johnsmith-wx5fb]

@jon jon why why jon jon

[@jnd933]

haha hes brilliant, whats that 80s song in the background really bugging me

[@macman6421]

Dolce Vita, Ryan Paris kzbin.info/www/bejne/anSqd6uqiJhjasU

[@andyjay9346]

What would have happened if he'd said some dog's lipsticks are are a different shade and longer than others?

[@jaykingston2171]

I can think of about 28 reasons why Peter Kay quit stand up!

[@dangleebitz2590]

And what are these reasons? 🤔

[@theshamanarchist5441]

Too 'edgy' for the prudes in TV land?

[@Niki-ln5be]

Amon ... was a tool

[@JD-env1]

"Is that a gay dog?". Wow, awkward much?

[@SuperNictastic]

Why? Because in wokeland you can't say anything without offending some snowflake.

[@JD-env1]

@@SuperNictastic That's the modern day world I'm afraid.

[@mikerice3257]

A bit confused- is that what the show host said?? Was he really that freakin'oblivious, or was he just being way too uptight& a bit 'stodgy'? Sorry if this comes to you too late at night, if ur in U.K.,Michael .

[@natsurusenou131]

@@SuperNictastic You're delusional.

[@SuperNictastic]

@@natsurusenou131 explain?

[@trevorjohnson4927]

Now you know why he came out before the news was going to be broken allegedly. A potential red lipstick a moment when you have comedians who can just whisper in your ear allegedly. Do we have to worry about his past with the BBC children's TV allegedly. Phillip Schofield allegedly

[@cheriegoodwin6819]

Eamon is so boring....can't believe he didn't know about dogs lipsticks.... he really looked uncomfortable and annoyed...if he had any sense he would have kept his BIG mouth shut....

[@unlokia]

So, a professional comic + ITV, *A BROADCAST TELEVISION COMPANY* between them, can't work out how to DEINTERLACE VIDEO BEFORE UPLOADING? You absolute amateurs.

[@exox7534]

Still not funny.

[@chucklingsparrows6522]

Not that funny...

[@leeludlowart237]

Peter Kay hasn’t been funny since Phoenix nights. Fact.

[@gavinbishop3367]

Peter Kay's sitcoms are brilliant but his stand up is just not funny he says jokes everyone already know and points out the obvious .He also just brings up nostalgia thing it's like me going remember space hoppers ,soda streams, top of the pops they were funny weren't they ..errrmmm no .no there not