Dog Sets House on Fire on DIYS w/Michael Turner

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[@DomGeez12357]

Pat just stays in a constant state of amazement every podcast 😂😂

[@EnterStoneyFace]

Y'all been knocking it out of the park with these new guests! 😂

[@sweetbuttergeminine4756]

He was funny asl from the gate 😂 this was so good

[@sarahT414]

This episode made me laugh out loud!!

[@gizmo904]

I like this guys sense of humor & quick wit 😂

[@anniem.670]

Micheal is fuckn hilarious 😂 im only 12 mins in and im already loving this.

[@BOO4EVA]

Pat: What kinda Asian? *literally just said Vietnamese 20 secs ago* 😂😂

[@Cee-FC]

Ok I was part of the population complaining about personal stories told over and over again, and the show started to feel redundant. Now I have to say: The show feels fresh, the essence of the show is back; the overly personal stories dialed way down or used only for punchlines, the guests are random but are engaged and dope. I am a happy fan It feels it's since Hippie started to be a producer (and fact checker), this show has been hitting again. Before that, I was watching the show to gift the guys the view, but I wasn't invested, because of said redundancy. Happy to see the ship is right on track Thank you all!

[@grizzakaduke2331]

Dude, it was a few times, I didn't finish the episodes because once Tahir started going into his sex stories, I checked out

[@iloveheavyd]

Same. I didn’t realize how many ppl felt the same as me. There are quite a few episodes yt keeps sending me to finish.

[@jarelington]

Michael: You ever think about how Tokyo and Kyoto have the same letters? Pat: no. Kyoto doesn't even have a "J" in it Michael: ... Bruh 🤣😂🤣

[@dillz2010]

Dude looks like mark Wahlberg younger outta shape brother. Funny too!😂

[@daking901]

Tahir, while currently in CALIFORNIA: "No other state has 4 major cities" ....I understand his mouth moves faster than his brain but bruh come on 😂 Also, fuck Texas and Florida too, I guess

[@prophetwilson2496]

Louisiana too 😂😂

[@rizz8866]

All Def digital hates California it's weird now

[@julianiwhite]

I’m in TX listening like huh? 😅

[@prophetwilson2496]

@@julianiwhite exactly hell TX has about 6 😆 🤣

[@Ayeyonick26]

Then proceeds to say Dayton is a major city 😂😂😂😂

[@MisterJax]

Bring Micheal Turner back. This was 👍

[@NARCXSSE]

Tahir need to change the brake pads on his laugh 😂😂😂

[@jarelington]

Bruh, Michael is HILARIOUS 🔥😂🤣🔥

[@Kingsmart14]

Texas has Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, El Paso, even a couple others that are just as big as other state’s “major” cities

[@imac2612]

lol not one fact would be in the episode without hippie

[@EnterStoneyFace]

🤣🤣

[@blaxson10]

I pray theres no you know what talk from Tahir this episode 🙏

[@EnterStoneyFace]

0:00 Intro / *Welcome Michael Turner to the pod 👏🏾🥳* 25:52 Arsenic dog 👨🏾‍🍳 34:35 An unusual museum heist 🖼 46:24 SWISS MERLYMPICS 2024 🧜‍♀️ 55:30 Outro

[@mslady215]

*arsonist dog

[@kirkiedakingpin]

I know all comedians have have had something tragic happen to them but goddamn Tahir. So glad you over came all of that

[@iloveheavyd]

Tahir reading and saying the word consistently when the article reads conscientiously is wild.

[@therioncoston7424]

I would say Florida has four major cities. Tampa, Jacksonville, Orlando, Miami. I feel like some would argue Daytona as well.

[@Jaqueta84]

Cincinnati REPRESENT!! I'm about to follow him now because he was hilarious!

[@aychbhomas6608]

"Who is getting the dog" is hilarious 😂

[@thegeneral75o]

Thoroughly enjoyed this guest! Funny, comedic timing is great and he wasn't an asshole or pretentious!

[@belle_belle3225]

This was a good one. Guest was hilarious addition 😂🎉

[@achronos178]

Is Tahir being freaky deaky in this episode?

[@kashifkelley8235]

😂 I don't see any comments so far about it this time. He must not be.

[@iloveheavyd]

I’m halfway through and he did a little bit. I’m glad I didn’t turn this off like the others though. Michael and Pat are hilarious this ep.

[@shesofemme]

He got a little wild in the conversation about breasts 😂

[@hotchocolategirl1der]

NY has NYC, Buffalo and Albany. TX has Houston, Dallas & Austin.

[@bellabee3326]

As a housekeeper.. the clean room is art 😂

[@masinuraprice]

Texas...we have like 15

[@PoeticallyPetty]

As a woman from Ohio, I definitely say Ohio bc people clutch their pearls when I say Youngstown 🥴. Lol it's quite the opposite for me. Lol

[@jerisj.8971]

"Damn Geography you Crazy" content is coming

[@angelh6345]

Pat being aloof is the most funny endearing thing fr 😂😂

[@angelh6345]

you got that right tahir about the kids running around with zero parent in sight at the store with the ad lol fr 😂

[@SirJamesTND]

Houston Austin Dallas San Antonio Fort Worth El Paso

[@FATMAN1988]

Always right on time ⏲️ 👌🏽 👍🏽 💯

[@jenz_world]

This was a good segment and hilarious guest 🤣. Also the mermaid community is real y'all lol. I was shocked too.They dropped a documentary on hulu and it was actually cool and informative about their community 😊❤. Give it a watch in your free time.

[@jpaulk3294]

One of my favorite episodes😂 Good chemistry

[@marleyred301]

BIG CINCINNATI 💯 and we definitely don’t claim Dayton And Cincinnati is its own State forsure

[@LikoSOGLOHRIOUS]

I fw with this guy pt 2 ?

[@kingmeeks6]

Is it safe this week guys 😂

[@blackedoutlabelent9800]

No

[@anniem.670]

You're gonna get a good laugh in this episode 😂 im not even finish with it. It's safe 😂🎉🎉

[@Drum2live]

He almost went there though 😩

[@batmizzle2009]

As a man from Cleveland, we don't claim Ohio...We from Cleveland

[@CHAUNCEYFRANKLIN21]

Funny Guy, really enjoyed this episode!

[@combatveteran240]

Michael Turner is funny as fuck!

[@AsapPrez85]

Dayton Family is from Dayton Ave in Flint Michigan

[@Jolie12Fille]

Pat is hilarious 😂

[@RozayPranks]

Yoo Cincinnati representing. Looking like Carson Daly's uncle

[@mefilmmaking]

😂

[@GenXSigma-k7j]

That homeowner has previously allowed or not taught the dog to not be getting up or trying to get on counters. Or feed it food from the counters, etc. It’s easy to train dogs with consistency that there will be NOTHING up on that counter for them. But most owners are just loosey goosey, feed em human food, no discipline, no training consistency, etc etc.

[@gobbuckss]

that is a lie Cincinnati is part of Kentucky if your from Ohio you know, Ohio claims Grippos and King Island the rest of Cincinnati is Kentucky

[@JaDedby88]

I might actually finish this episode, very funny

[@pgStef]

Hilarious episode! Patrick was definitely on one 😂😂

[@angelh6345]

This dude is hilarious ASF 😂😂😂 Nonstop laughing

[@ShawnjrruttenburgRuttenburg]

The Dayton family is from Michigan

[@Kwanni132x]

Tahir just be saying shit 😂

[@AsapPrez85]

😂😂😂​@@Kwanni132x

[@corycobb5360]

Tahir. St.Louis had the Hawks before Atlanta had them.

[@smarttekrizze]

Hey hey hey Colorado Springs has a huge population of black people. We are a military city and most black are from the south come here but as a black Colorado Springs native I just wanna say we be here lol 😂😂😂

[@JustFost0203]

That's good to know! I'm moving to Colorado soon and I'm a black guy from the south

[@A.Simone]

Tahir sounds like a babbling toddler tryna read just let Pat do it 💀💀

[@JustFost0203]

Not a babbling toddler 🤣🤣🤣🥲

[@samtipton9402]

OHIO IN THA HOUSE BABY!!!!#GOBUCKSBABY

[@josephlindsey5210]

Michael Turner also played for the chargers. He gotta change his name so people find him

[@JasperStones90]

Michael I apologize 😔 I saw u and assumed this was going to be a drag, boy was I wrong😂😂😂 36:00 😂😂 yoo I do that too I don't even know when I say it sometimes

[@dillz2010]

Tahir been through everything but death ain’t he? 😂

[@kiakia7967]

Yes! I’m from CINCINNATI, not Ohio.

[@Stinkerbell937]

Ohio has 6 major cities. Dayton is the sixth largest and last major one.

[@jasminemorris759]

We miss you HAZEL🐕

[@ghoststpatrick9582]

He not lying we don’t claim Ohio just Cincinnati

[@rochandaholman7883]

Dayton is a major city?? Texas has Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, El Paso (I mean, if you’re counting Dayton).

[@CharlieSincinatti]

Dude is hilarious 🤣

[@SIMONE_F]

Pat was reading the painting article and then Tahir jumped in and started fumbling over his words we love but please dnt read lol

[@montejonesn]

The Dayton Family is from Flint, MI

[@rrc671]

Whats the point of pat now Its the tahir and farren show Aint nobody wanna hear tahirs life story s*xlife every damn ep

[@blkheromusic]

Bassaball team 😂😂

[@DareonJohnson]

Dayton stand up from the jump

[@mefilmmaking]

00:14 …. TEXAS?

[@marlenaquinonez6764]

Michael is do dsng funny. I need to find any stand up shows he's done. I can't stop laughing.

[@Raquel-cc6dl]

He was cool.

[@deviyonescotch9671]

Yo Moore you made me feel so awkward

[@samtipton9402]

The Dayton Family is from Flint, *ichigan not Dayton,Ohio

[@alphonsojr6014]

What Tahir talking about only state with 4 major cities?

[@MichaelJohnson-is3nm]

Dayton Family is from Flint Tahir

[@Officiallyferalaero]

Yall funny 😅

[@batmizzle2009]

😅DAYTON! lol

[@mutespittah2051]

Damn I can't lie, he looked like wanted a "Large Farva", but this dude is funny as hell! 🔥 Damn Internet! Youre a shady bunch! LOL

[@garywalker3099]

Cincinnati !!!

[@Jakewhodoe]

Notable people/groups from Dayton Ohio; Heat wave they sing always and forever Rodger Troutman (Zapp) Paul Laurence Dunbar porter, writer Nancy Cartwright ( voice actor Bart Simpson) Katt Williams raised not born

[@angelh6345]

Look as an artist I admire that heist fr lol I'm inspired low-key 😂🥷🏻🖼️

[@ProdStzStz]

Yo wsp damn internet

[@justhumblemeclarke7292]

Where's Aubrey is diabolical. Lol

[@stevenhunt7474]

Ayo this wigga hilarious

[@mellymel8512]

Yes southeast asians... we are crazy 😂😂

[@imonlikethetv]

Cali Texas Florida

[@Jakewhodoe]

I’m from Dayton lol

[@Drummasterjay]

SPECIAL K?! 😂😂😂😂

[@coltonakasammy]

I feel like Pat thinks Africa is a country

[@HydroDoingIt]

Texas

[@LiquidSmoke2517]

Tahir need to study up on geography again

[@justhumblemeclarke7292]

The great wall of Chyna (trumps voice) would cross the us from east to west nearly 5 times.

[@Iredseptember]

No no he’s right with the southeast Asian 😊🇵🇭💚

[@jasminemorris759]

Bangladesh has a wonderful resort I would to vacation to 🇧🇩

[@kirkiedakingpin]

Pat asked if they interviewed J Dilla???? He been dead

[@Ejazz414]

I swore that was Chandler Bing

[@user-ss2fe6zp1o]

Tahir just say whatever without thinking. There's a good amount of states with 4 major cities or more. He whilin

[@stevenhunt7474]

Gives me Shane Gillis vibes w some tang

[@MultiAl67]

The Dayton family is out of Flint Michigan they are rap group Dayton Street Flint Michigan 5th Ward