Doing Crimes w/

[@jrenderos4]

Sending out good energy to Will's mom. I'm glad he is spending her time with her right now.

[@alexandsimba]

What happened?

[@moss_yt]

⁠@@alexandsimba Will only described it vaguely but she received medical news that required him to go home and spend time with family for an indeterminate amount of time.

[@sapphomet.7777]

Just got back from my Grandmas burial. Always take time to see family.

[@alexandsimba]

@@moss_yt Oh. Thanks for info.

[@LetTheWrite1inn]

No doubt...

[@ollie1312]

Pride month ends: Austin disappears from the thumbnail

[@Ar1AnX1x]

no more DEI hire

[@runjennierun07]

and gets sent to conversion therapy

[@L1ghtweaver]

They get one month, that was the deal

[@blackmamba2004]

i think its safe to say that whoever is missing from the thumbnail was the latest to the podcast

[@LetTheWrite1inn]

Hasan has been watching to much ben shapiro...and it's rubbing off

[@Vexlich]

Austin saying in the same episode that he’s a good driver, while also admitting to swerving for road head, is iconic

[@Ar1AnX1x]

if you say you're a good driver you're definitely not a good driver lmao

[@Vexlich]

@@Ar1AnX1x REAL AF💀 THANK YOU

[@genericname8727]

Pretty sure he was joking as a call back to the conversation about him swerving tbh

[@LetTheWrite1inn]

A man of many contradictions

[@stoyanpetkov3853]

A full-time gay icon We stan

[@okaythx]

I LOVE the idea of Austin solemnly describing his gayest experiences in excruciating detail trying to get sympathy from a group of people in gay conversion therapy LMFAOO

[@spyrex9986]

He's topping, how excruciating can the details be

[@LetTheWrite1inn]

Then he recommends everyone gets into a bathtub

[@Binstabih]

This is such a great idea 😂😂

[@ilikeaple]

@@spyrex9986I mean…a brown disaster?

[@spyrex9986]

@@ilikeaple If they get offended by poop, they don't love the lord's creation in its entirety.

[@homunculusgrey2921]

Qt's face for the entire conversation about theft was pure comedic gold lmao.

[@laurareyes7904]

it’s giving Aussie crime

[@cdw2468]

her faces this whole podcast are great lmao

[@OtherlingQueen]

I love it when Hasan interacts with other Balkan socialists I want to see Stavy with Aleksa both on the pod with him so that we can get a true 3-way Balkan experience.

[@eleonarcrimson858]

a 3 what now

[@average3970]

Rip tito you would have loved the pod

[@x5p_]

i really love whenever hasan has aleksa & alex on, immaculate vibes

[@QuestionsIAskMyself]

Too much hotness

[@thetizic]

QT in the middle is such a different energy and I'm here for it

[@bobandy6412]

Now that's someone who knows how to middle!

[@sybill123ful]

i saw a post that said something like, “toothpaste was 7.99 so i just stole it cause of how disrespectful it was for them to ask for that price” and i think that’s how stealing should work with chain stores.

[@totheendandbeyond]

QT giving us the female representation that we need

[@the_l_generator1779]

41:18 The moment QT finally snaps on Fear&. It was only a matter of time.😂

[@homunculusgrey2921]

That was so unhinged.

[@alex7435]

Tbh i think she'd already snapped in the first minute when she just randomly decided to put her used chewing gum into her waterbottle.

[@lukas1059]

@@homunculusgrey2921and so real

[@erikarizzo123]

her energy was so unhinged this episode i loved it

[@muffin9124]

​@@homunculusgrey2921 my queen

[@sxmmerpxndas8625]

QT lookin beautiful and natural as always

[@Tetsuito]

And dry.

[@MattyCamp9872]

For real she’s been looking great recently

[@lysolmax]

@@MattyCamp9872 Think she's just been less stressed for once and actually dressing nice/doing makeup

[@MattyCamp9872]

@@lysolmax love that for her

[@LetTheWrite1inn]

My streamer is so natural

[@Emma-zc5jm]

You are obligated to steal from your employer! Good job Alex²!!

[@jesseire666]

If my past employers are here, I liked this as a joke

[@a6i396]

if my past employers are here, i liked this seriously

[@xor128]

if my mom is here, i'm sorry but haribo was a necessity mom.

[@azpont7275]

I mean, they are stealing from you by paying you only a portion of your work's real value, so it's only fair. The only problem is, it is hard to steal enough from your employer to make up the difference, unless you work with diamonds specifically.

[@sunalt7316]

​@@azpont7275I would argue that diamonds are the hardest to steal

[@xx8140]

Austin's initial "GAY MAN?" comment brought me back to RuPaul on Jimmy Fallon "A DRAG QUEEN????"

[@LiveOutLoud321]

QT putting her gum in her water due to being trapped in a tiny room by a huge table, a giant Turkish man, two Australians, a chaotic gay tiktoker, Marche, and a dog on her period is unhinged but completely understandable 🤣

[@TrevorMensavage]

I was so excited to read this right before the time and the screaming and pink pony club rendition exceeded my anticipations

[@almasyapologist]

And the Australians are giants too 😂

[@hemantkarasala5767]

I think its not that, she just likes the minty flavor. I think that's fine.

[@Quantumsaber]

The conversion therapy video sounds like the greatest video idea ever

[@that90snerd21]

Oahuh. I

[@elongatedpocket1310]

shhh

[@Random-sk6hm]

I want it so bad

[@Unouna10]

My job withheld tips and I took it back ten fold from the register lmao

[@Praisethesunson]

Turnabout is a fair play.

[@fourmoyle]

o7

[@SrirachaGamer]

That's just taking back what is yours!

[@Dingooose]

based

[@mason4533]

just some punitive and compensatory damages (+interest)

[@ollie1312]

Got a Patreon subscription last time these boys were on for the double ep. Now I get another one in just a couple months. Viva La Fear&

[@acornreichler2085]

QT's reaction during their fun crime talk is iconic, slay

[@AlrightParty]

She’s like who tf am I sitting next to

[@theorigdjdirtymike]

qt saying austin is texting in his head got me

[@beanesyby]

Qt spitting on Hasan is iconic

[@penlandsux1323]

wait recorded Sunday night?! Great job keeping a Monday morning schedule Marche/editor, awesome turnaround!

[@LiveOutLoud321]

they do that to Marche so often lmao 😭

[@nsetho]

Validating to hear another brother out there appreciates QT the way I do, too bad we gonna have to fight

[@alysonlima5709]

So true, she is so perfect.. and she doesn't know 🤯... what trauma can do to a person 😢

[@cherrymay225]

Thank you so much for introducing me to these Aussie guys, they are doing amazing things!

[@sinkingfeeeling]

QT putting her gum in her water and no one saying anything but Alex’s face 😂😂

[@sinkingfeeeling]

Ok no one said anything for 40 minutes

[@skylarwhiteyo5154]

The guy sitting next to qt has such a hot voice

[@therenegade916]

He’s also just HOT.

[@sumkin]

lmao that's ididathing

[@olivr_wtf]

lmaooo that's hasanabi

[@sycration]

both are ​@@olivr_wtf

[@DasDieDerErik]

lmaoo that's Ludwig under the table

[@pdxdash]

Austin's "First Impression" story unironically brought me to my knees in laughter. Impeccable delivery.

[@gwenmh]

thank you for being a straight ally, austin

[@Syncratci]

Lmao, I feel like every time I hear a new story from the Aussie boys, it's just more insane unhinged stuff they've done

[@timothyleahy5037]

I fell in love when he said he stole 3000 dollars that ls so funny. I don’t recommend doing it but

[@kels4848]

Australia is really living up to that penal colony rep

[@alf8151]

QT SPITTING WATER AT HASAN I'M IN TEARS

[@Cassandra_Steel]

REVERSE THE ROLES. WHAT IF A MAN SPITS ON A WOMAN LIKE THIS?

[@vssapaige]

1:18 the absolute devestation on alex's face and his desperation to see others also taken aback

[@angelemoji]

finally some gay representation on the thumbnail ❤

[@smellycat57]

yeah, Austin is straight. idk why ppl act like he isn't 😡

[@paigeville]

Austin left out the thumbnail again😂

[@erendraws]

He was prob not content with how he looked on camera so he decided to just step out

[@lunavioleta001]

Homophobia!

[@happypie1362]

Pride month is over, hes back in the cage

[@para-yw9dn]

omg i’m so glad he was here at least i thought it was QT and hasan again

[@deig9697]

Sorry, the gay couple filled the Gay thumbnail quota

[@PoliteAndCo]

Growing up is realizing AustinShow actually carries Fear&

[@ArtOfPK]

"tennessee is near wisconsin" AintNoWay

[@sanukriuki9313]

And they're near Chicago, Chicago.

[@alayssa0]

"It's like the worm in tequila" made me laugh embarrassingly loud at my quiet office job 🙂

[@Crailtep]

33:59 lol there are 4 states between Tennessee and Wisconsin, but I love the spirit

[@lcverses]

why do alex and aleksa admit to new crimes in every podcast they go on 😭

[@Jessica-wq5ku]

QT is beautiful and perfect glad the world is acknowledging

[@K1ngCorvus]

Hello, where are you? You are triggering my parasocial anxiety by not posting this week. I need my fix of my favorite right-wing streamer, feux-gay, and the woman they interrupt

[@speedwagon1824]

Hasan says the episode got demonetised

[@bigmeow9]

CROATIA MENTIONED AAAARGHHH 🦅🦅🦅🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🦅🇭🇷🇭🇷🦅🦅🇭🇷🇭🇷

[@aldenfriend9625]

18:55 I love QT and Hasan looking at each other like “should we stop this or-“

[@kylecj221]

Loving this warm filter/lighting

[@mnstarwars]

Lmfao when qt spit on hasan

[@hannibalb8276]

"Hey, I'm a good looking guy in Australia!" lmao

[@RunicSoulEater]

Im glad, now that now June is over they are finally cutting Austin from the thumbnail.

[@broccolipapi7839]

Aussie boys: we have committed multiple felonies that could get us jail time Hasan: i stole a candy when i was a child

[@ahmetyegenaga]

australians are a different kind of breed bro they are mutant brits (in a good way)

[@MJsPepsihair]

I know it's a joke, but it kills me when QT says Nathan for you hotdog eating contest

[@feedthefrog]

CHAD CHAD MENTIONED LETS GO

[@arbitarious]

I love her 😊

[@RedDescent]

Casually admitting (allegedly) to a felony like a fun, tame pastime is hilarious.

[@benjaminleiker9466]

“Is Memphis near Milwaukee?” Good lord.

[@honeychan1486]

As an Australian Serb I’m loving the representation from Alexa thank god I am a short Serb tho- guess my tall ancestors were kidnapped

[@tomgu2285]

How can you be a serb and write aleksa wrong as bosnian serbs im dissapointent in you. (im kidding obviously)

[@honeychan1486]

@@tomgu2285 I had migraine all day + bad brain

[@speedwagon1824]

Hasan said that the new episode got demonetized

[@zacharyb5701]

Omg. The look on Cuties face at 45:02 when Austin starts in on his insane strip club behavior is absolutely killing me.

[@zonez__1522]

Bro lost to ludwig 😂😂😂

[@lobojc8]

No preview for the patreon! We peasants want a glimpse of it

[@jules5403]

we love australia

[@arrownibent5980]

QT looks so amazing, we love when she flaunts her mexican heritage like with that gum in water = tequila worm

[@VPAntz]

Making her abuela proud

[@geeteejae]

She is our Latina queen 💯

[@GarratMcCullough]

As someone who lives halfway between Milwaukee and Memphis they are indeed very close to each other. Honestly they're almost the same city

[@arandomuser8131]

egyptian woman here, AUSTIN'S ACCENT WAS CRAZY LMAOOOOOOO like where did that even come from

[@lydiadesiree2]

Fear&Crime let’s gooo

[@rebelkallus]

BOY BOY MY FAVOURITE BOIS

[@aweshumandy]

the boys just casually admitting to crimes on the main episodes as if they admit to it in another country, it doesn't count lmao

[@TrevorMensavage]

HAHAHAHA “I’ve got suitors” * flips wrist* that was iconic and she is 80% of the reason I watch this podcast lol she made the whole hour with that

[@mohamedalqalaf8816]

Nah qt spitting water on hasan was peak 😂

[@tonyroman100]

No Will Neff, but we got the Aussie boys will watch till the end.

[@colecaine.]

19:58 god damn that side eye from Alexa was fucking phenomenal

[@bigchilling420]

Saying Memphis and Milwaukee are close is absolutely wild. For reference, it's a 9 and a half hour drive 🤣

[@JayyCoall_]

The aussie boys always bring great vibes.

[@dogukan7406]

the way Austin said "devşirme" was so effortlessly perfect OMG!!!

[@MTYHVH]

austin just straight sniffing the asbestos

[@magpye5623]

I’m part of the Boy boy 9% and I’m proud. My fav gay commies

[@lauren6188]

“Milwaukee is in Wisconsin and Memphis is in Tennessee they are close together surely you can just loop around” Maps: estimated drive 8 hours and 45 minutes.

[@Crailtep]

Yeah my wife and I just drove from Wisconsin to Florida and it was 9 hours just to Nashville on Friday lol

[@Breenzy91]

Really helping our criminal stereotype fellas.

[@robertweill4790]

LOL

[@EltonPCorrea]

We’ve had tazos in Brasil as well

[@dulcecelestepalacios5194]

Yeah, I think all of LATAM had them. Those were the days..

[@nzet6638]

Both last week's episode and this one are bangers. Guest*s* changing the dynamic of the group works really well for this show.

[@sakurai47]

Yes love these Australians

[@LordOfDhara]

I did the same thing Alex did but at a subway. You can steal as much as you want as long as you don’t care about keeping the job long term.

[@the.globfather]

Surely getting fired isn’t the only thing that would happen tho right? They will certainly press charges and all that. The trick is to make sure they never find out lol

[@LordOfDhara]

@@the.globfather no charges. I stole thousands. What helped me Is that the manager was really bad at their job so inventory was abysmally horrible and they had no way to track how much they were making lol. I definitely took advantage of that. Don’t try it somewhere where they have their shit together though you WILL get charged

[@DorkMag00kunGrill]

QT looks so lovely this week ngl

[@slimymouse]

Qt looks so good today. I wish we got to see the full romper fit it seems cute

[@TryingIGuess]

I love how predictable this podcast is it's comfy. Hasan is tired, QT does something out of pocket, Austin says something out of touch but somehow relatable. Great stuff.

[@darkphoenix2]

QT is so cute and animated. She's perfect and I love her.

[@DeusTex-Mex]

For those wondering about the Churchill quote about Palestine as I was, Hasan was only paraphrasing here. Churchill's actual quote is even grosser and more racist: "I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place."

[@hamburgerphobia]

what the fuck

[@phil9-96]

29:30 Austin casually sniffing a asbestos filter.

[@Avajuniorlord]

Qt is the definition of a gemini and i dont want to elaborate, I just love her!😭

[@magnoliamillion]

my boys are so back

[@jubal1794]

27:35 Austin with an absolutely devastating intellectual judo flip

[@munioni]

good episode :D👍 convo flowed nicely

[@PurpleNChill]

Great episode!

[@Sourr.berries]

Cant wait for the Chappell Roan slide show!!!!!!!!!!

[@peteartieda58]

Holy shit QT raising her voice was unnerving.

[@brooke-lynnxo]

Shout out to Marche for getting this out so fast ❤

[@Platformstudio]

after a long tiring workday, i loved this episode

[@jellycatfish]

I want to see QT's slideshow next week with Alex and Aleksa's reactions, too!

[@thatweirdscienceguy9880]

Daddy Austin and Mommy QT are back!!! Yasssss

[@Willow-TheTree]

BOY BOY IS BOTH OF THEM, JUST SAY BOY BOY AHHHHH

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Nice to see the 2 Aussie blokes again!