Dokibird Couldn't Stop Laughing At The PP Olympic Pole Vaulter

Dokibird
/ @dokibird
/ dokibird
/ dokibird
Clip Source [切り抜き元動画] :
【APEX LEGENDS】Season 22 Launch NEW MAP【Dokibird】
• 【APEX LEGENDS】Season 2...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
DOVA-SYNDROME HP :dova-s.jp
Thumbnail Art:
#Dokibird #Birdseaters #DokiGallery #Dokiclips #vtuber #vtuberclips #vtuberen

[@DieselRogers2008]

Definition of suffering with success

[@AmekiClips]

He won at life but at what price

[@dylanmajadillas412]

Gold medal probably​@@AmekiClips

[@AmekiClips]

@@dylanmajadillas412 You're goddamn right

[@Thiccness_Is_Delicious]

Good luck finding a chick willing to sit on it 💀😂

[@blazen6750]

​@@dylanmajadillas412 someone got a gold tho, lucky her

[@nickvanachthoven7252]

bro is hung. bro is also an olympic ahtlete. he truly won the genetic lottery

[@KABLAMMATS]

Hung is genetic. Olympic athlete is still achievable

[@battlefuta9953]

​@@KABLAMMATSNah,all Olympic athletes are genetic freaks. They are the best of the best in there niche. You ofcorce can train hard , but without good.genetics you not getting on there lvl. Because they work hard and have right genetics

[@Handleoriginal12]

@@KABLAMMATSnah. Olympic athletes are people who put in an absurd amount of effort on top of being genetically blessed. You can put in as much effort as an Olympic athlete but still not be as good due to genetics

[@colt1903]

Hard work beats talent if talent don't work hard?

[@pillarmenn1936]

​@@colt1903 More or less.

[@francesco8000]

It must be so weird for the athlete: on one hand you lost the olympic but on the other hand the entire world knows that you are packing.

[@theposhdinosaur7276]

I feel like it would almost be the better story to have. "Yeah I would have won gold in pole-vaulting at the olympics in 2024, except my dick is so big it got caught on the bar."

[@Pwnopolis]

Most "large" men are fairly shy about it. Believe it or not most people dont want a monster dong in em. Its down righr problematic.

[@Toastybees]

​​@@PwnopolisSize queens exist lil bro but whatever makes you feel better about your situation I'm sure it's very adequate.

[@Iomtuu]

@@Toastybees not every woman on earth is a size queen bro lmao and those are all pornstar/sexworkers

[@BlueDrew10]

Do you personally find a woman attractive if she has a reputation as a size queen? Be real (and stop projecting).

[@RhysHill-ur8lq]

Two things that the 2024 Olympics will be know for pp polevolter and the Turkish Hitman!

[@dredgenrur3190]

Three: And before anyone gets mad at me, it's a joke on a stereotype. USA stealing a Romanian's copper(I know it's a bronze medal, but bronze is made with copper, so it counts) is the third thing it'll be remembered by. It's a first, for a Romanian, to have their copper stolen, usually, it's the other way around.

[@yezki8]

I already have 7 things lol: - satanic ritual opening - white horseman of the apocalypse - poop river (poor swimmer 😢) - vegan food for athletes - turkish hitman - asian hitwoman - and lastly pp polevolter

[@RhysHill-ur8lq]

@@yezki8 damn this Olympics is looking like a farce!

[@Max1996YT]

@@yezki8 Don't leave out beds made of cardboard and no AC in the Olympic Village.

[@TheInnocentRabbitofCaerbannog]

Dont forget the degenerate opening and swimming in wastewater

[@Earliersphere]

bro probably had a good night in the Olympic village that night

[@TwoFoxPlays]

Next day his room mate seeing his cardboard bed crushed, flattened 😂😂😂

[@holdingpattern245]

they all do that anyway

[@haoo549]

Nah! Fucks thise calboard beds, no A/C rooms, vegan meals. They are gonna hire hotels

[@alexandercatterson223]

Everybody fucks everybody at the Olympics anyways

[@Dr.BDover]

​@@holdingpattern245 I'm finna do you if you don't stop yapping

[@SimplySwayze]

God was like “C’mon man, you can’t have _everything._ No medal for you.”

[@garchompelago]

Bro's pole hit the pole! He is suffering from success. 💀

[@Raspredval1337]

he might be actually suffering, hitting the pole that hard, that probably hurt

[@AriesZero]

​@@Raspredval1337that would explain why it looked like he went limp after he let go of the pole

[@FOXHOUND1871]

Average BWC victory

[@IceHeartAlpha]

well, you arent supposed to hit it.. hes getting success from his failure

[@mrosskne]

he's not big

[@piedpiper1185]

Too hung to be an Olympic medalist is one hell of a flex.

[@ricardohoang8452]

Considering that he's one of the last French chads 😂

[@prussianpolydactyl836]

Remember, only use one pole when pole vaulting

[@JVarley9001]

The jiggle physics on that thing were nuts

[@RockinRocketScience]

Literally

[@tsunertoo9149]

We need to get more male Vtubers with jiggle phsyics like that. Actual Sinder dancing on stage hours with that PP

[@ZeroxfishZain9047]

*Literally*

[@RockinRocketScience]

@@ZeroxfishZain9047 seriously?

[@ZeroxfishZain9047]

@@RockinRocketScience what? Did I do something wrong

[@puddingsimon2626]

Poor guy, he says he’s heartbroken, his dreams shattered. And considering how fucking hard it is to compete in the Olympics I understand it.

[@MinhHoangNguyen-wd1uy]

And seeing people are joking about his pp 😂

[@Negi1001]

well if he needs some comfort, i know some girls down for a roadtrip~.

[@ronin1648]

It would never happen to me.

[@user-fm4qb7br7o]

suffering from success my ass he said

[@seraphoftheend5768]

I'm sure the whole incident was hard on him.

[@DaimonAnimations]

That Athlete lost and won at the same time. Truly an Olympian. xD

[@TheDeanofLean]

Bro is packing hella schmeat

[@mrosskne]

that's considered big?

[@gr33dl0cknein3]

@@mrosskne His name is Hugh Mongus.

[@Providence83]

It's the expression and general posture of the fall afterwards which gets me. You can see the defeat in his soul.

[@saparapatepete]

Hitting a pole with that part of the body must hurt like hell

[@nosequeponerme5957]

​@@saparapatepetefailing that jump must Hurt harder I think

[@saparapatepete]

@@nosequeponerme5957 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!! XD

[@CSLucasEpic]

I suddenly miss Pomu... (Big PP energy)

[@alonsogabriel9336]

Well... She died... Shes a ghost now, kinda mint green colored

[@Fasumbra]

Unfortunately, the energy coalesced into physical form at the worst possible time for him.

[@Nobody-xx6mm]

​@@alonsogabriel9336wait wait WHAT? REAL?

[@Stryx901]

@@Nobody-xx6mm Well maybe, a certain mint colored maid ghost comes to mind ...

[@migo1559]

​@@Nobody-xx6mmyup, I've seen a mint-colored phantom that sounds like her

[@Serges6578]

Honestly that brought that guy more fame then wining a medal would have.

[@DarchrowTheEnigma]

I heard that the athlete was also offered $250k for some adult platform as a sponsorship after the incident LMAO I do not know if this is real, nor if the athlete accept/deny the offer 🤣

[@NoumLyye]

Bro can get gold thru different means lmao 😂😂😂

[@IngeniousGhosts]

Yeah, he was offered it but turned it down, as all he wants to do is compete according to him.

[@AmekiClips]

Oh yeah! I heard that one but I've no idea if it's real or just a joke too

[@dcaslick]

Don’t know if it was them, but Brazzers would absolutely do something like that.🤣

[@MrOiram46]

@@IngeniousGhostsWell, that’s one possible path open when he retires from the Olympics 😂

[@trayhl]

A phallic pyrrhic victory!

[@sparko9662]

Well, you win some you lose some

[@2ndlegend125]

He was clearly trying to cheat. You can't use two poles for the vault.

[@rps215]

He was trying to double jump

[@justaredstring7517]

To a sports-illiterale like me, the jump that guy performed looked impressive and the "fail" seems to be because the jumping tehnique doesn't consider pp sizes. And that makes it double-amazing. He has proof usable worldwide, that he is a top-atlethe and bigger than moost guys down there. All in the same clip.

[@Jmerzio]

If this was an actual problem and not a one in a million sort of thing then guys would be taping thier dick to the inside of thier thigh before doing high jumps

[@arsenblackwell]

Well, he won a lot of hearts out there XD

[@JohnDoe-gt3jr]

On second watch, I actually think his leg got caught in it, but it's just too funny not to notice the bulge dangling on the pole 😅

[@KABLAMMATS]

Yeah his leg hit first and then his pp 😂

[@HDreamer]

Yh, the bar is already wobbling when the PP hits it, but it does hit it as well and it's just funnier this way.

[@1khaitoh]

​@@HDreamerYeah, but his PP was the finisher. It's like he double flying side kicks someone, barely missed them, but target gets slap by his dingdong 😂

[@LunkovichTromofski]

yeah, his third leg

[@Spearra]

​@@1khaitohKinda like getting hit twice in the ankle by a scooter rotating. First spin hits the back of the thigh, bounces, then it takes out the shin! 😭

[@smashbrolink]

I adore how happy & energetic Doki is now compared to before returning to indie status. She deserves to be able to love her job again.❤

[@AbadonXXX]

New meaning to “pole” vaulting

[@annanymousren]

Instead of weight classes, they're gonna come out with ones for pp sizes

[@MICHAELTUMANGDAY]

That Dude was carrying an extra pole on him lol

[@minecraftreports]

“i’ve lost and at what cost”

[@XShrike0]

If I remember correctly, in the original Olympics had body building as an event. The judges would walk around the contestants and tie a ribbon around the best part of the contestants' bodies...

[@nigelis2345]

Also in Ancient Greece, the small PP was considered elegant and majestic while the large PP was considered uncouth and barbaric.

[@Ivanom547]

@@nigelis2345 Ancient copium, i bet its because the fat rich dudes of upper society had small PP that they decided that small PP was majestic

[@majormajorasic]

@@nigelis2345 Shower vs Grower

[@alexius9072]

When the PP comes with its own physics engine

[@Deathtizity]

her laugh is so infectious man i love her

[@ZeptoZeno]

He put all skill points into a different pole.

[@MyTomServo]

"I'm sorry sir, you can only bring one pole with you"

[@HansHammertime]

Honestly I feel really bad for him. The whole world pointing and laughing at your genitals, even if some of it is meant as “praise”, must be horrible. Imagine some kind of similar scenerio happened to a woman, I feel like people wouldn’t act like this about it as much

[@Mooxieclang]

It's better than being laughed at for the opposite

[@Choom89]

Definitely a double standard, it's literally an external organ and people try to compare it to breasts and shit💀

[@BeccaVinesz]

As far as Iʼve seen I didnʼt saw anything extremely toxic, ofc we feel bad for the guy but I donʼt think a light joke is evil.

[@asura3888]

SIR PUT THAT OTHER POLE AWAY!!

[@97Multiphantom]

Imagine being so proud of your endowment your whole life, only for it to then cost you a medal at the freaking Olympics. I’d be getting a reduction immediately! 😂

[@thomasparkin259]

Hell no! You trade on that for the rest of your life! "The only reason I don't have a medal is because my penis is too big." That's gold!

[@BlueDrew10]

I think there are less drastic measures available, like practicing and competing with some tighter compression shorts underneath.😂

[@basedkaiser5352]

No you wouldn't 😂

[@Dinmc123]

@@BlueDrew10 cold shower before the jump might work as well

[@backpackpepelon3867]

​@@Dinmc123cold shower, and a phonecall with your mother in law. Gone shrink to 30% of original size.

[@JTByrd386]

Top-shelf PP, it costs you gold.

[@hummir]

Man brought 2 poles to the competition

[@ZenithintheMaking]

That must've hurt 😩 Big D energy is too much

[@rattled6732]

He even hit a whole ass jojo pose afterwards

[@rade-blunner7824]

I doubt the IOC is trying to censor it they're well known for being trigger happy about DMCAs regardless of what it is. Also, it's funny, but apparenly he's absolutely devastated...

[@nathanpapp432]

And I think it's probably NBC, not the IOC that is doing the DMCA'ing.

[@ArtyDeez]

Man is the definition of "task failed successfully"

[@basedkaiser5352]

Failed at pole jumping, won in everything else.

[@01100101011100100111]

He lost, but in losing, he won. His amazing loss will live on in the cultural consciousness for far longer than his victory would have.

[@aokyoutsuki7744]

the fact you can see it bounce too, i thought they make you wear tighter wear so stuff like this wont happen

[@ichigokage]

That wang is too powerful. Might break containment.

[@Ganza-sh1tp]

Bro brings a new meaning to ‘toting a pole’ 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@kip4993]

bro was holding NNN for a year straight

[@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke]

The PP recoil www

[@IngeniousGhosts]

He has to have come up with a pick-up line after this 😂😂😂

[@tentaclesmod]

To add to this, the meat tends to shrink during intense exercise, so this is probably actually smaller than his normal flaccid size.

[@Yuki_Ika7]

By the gods!

[@frey439]

Dang, that guy is lucky 💀

[@genghiskhan6809]

Sometimes, God really does give with both hands.

[@Viewer13128]

to be accurate it wasn't his pp that got in the way, he messed up and also caught his pp in the process, but he would've failed even if he had no pp.

[@pasta8026]

he got disqualified for having two poles

[@KyosukeShido]

He may lose the olympic .. but won the hearts of millions of thirsty aunties

[@jspsand7085]

Doki seemed into it so it was a w.

[@archdiangelo7930]

Depending on how shy he is, this is either "Welp, that's an interesting story to tell at least" or _"My life is over..."_ Plus, I gotta imagine that it also physically hurt to slam his pole into the pole, so that definitely doesn't help. Poor guy

[@Ashamaxa]

he was brought down by a member of his team

[@tom23245]

He failed because his knee touched the pole, but the coincidence afterward was hilarious. Also, that would've hurt like hell.

[@ryanc9876]

Dude was a show-er, not a grow-er.

[@Nematoda4ever]

he's already winning in life, so its natural that the world not gonna give him another win ~ lol

[@LokiThePug]

Two poles hit eachother but only one man cried Kudos to you pppoleman 🗿 🍷

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

Is that considered big? I'm suddenly having a big confidence boost

[@totallynotbored7857]

his excalibur is still in his sheath.

[@ALloydRH]

I'm almost certain this happened at a prior olympics as well XD Different guy I think.

[@Reac2]

Ironically if this was original naked Olympics without the extra tension from the clothes, he probably would've made it no problem lmao

[@fakename2926]

Are you joking! Without the clothes, that monster would be flapping in the wind and probably take someone’s eye out 😭

[@-weaponized6493]

Imagine the spring door stopper sound....

[@listening...-xr1kx]

The one time his good genes failed him.😂

[@HayleeHellzVTuber]

*watches video* Me: "I dunno, it seems like that would be a good problem to have."

[@conedust]

He'd take gold in the shlong jump tho

[@gtsgreatteacherscathach5550]

Just heard about this early today, funniest thing I've heard all week😂😂

[@TheDrexxus]

I don't know the names of ANY Olympic Pole Vaulters. Except this guy. I'm sure it was devastating to him to knock that bar down, but honestly? He'll be remembered for a hell of a lot longer because of what happened than if he had won a gold medal. In ten years, no one will remember who the hell got gold and no one will care either. But every time the pole vaulters come up, everyone will be like "you remember that dude that knocked down the bar with his big dick?" You can't engineer this kind of immortality, but it lasts much longer. Maybe being known for having a big dick isn't as prestigious in his mind as having a gold medal, but he'll be known by more people and remembered longer for it.

[@bmanpura]

Kids 10 years from now Big pp hee hee

[@nachalnik5738]

"Immortality" bruh you'll completely forget this incident the next month, don't exaggerate this. It's not like the dude will be officially called a ding-dong man on any tournament from now on.

[@TheDrexxus]

@@nachalnik5738 Regardless of how long you think you'll remember this or how soon you'll forget this, I promise you that the overwhelming majority of people on the planet will remember this longer than who won the gold medal. And we're still making memes of shit that happened in the 80s and 90s and early 00s. Whatever happens, he is more famous in this moment than he ever has been in his life, and more famous than he would've been had he won the gold medal.

[@NinthSettler]

​@@nachalnik5738we're not strangers to love

[@_Lumiere_]

Yeah, but instead of being remembered for an achievement that he is proud of, he will be remembered for an embarrassing mishap fucking up what he has trained for and having his dick essentially seen by millions of people. I know that we like to think that men will enjoy any kind of attention, but it's not always true.

[@TailzP]

I don't know anything else that happened this Olympics

[@GK-st6qm]

Doki spreading the good word 🙏

[@cha_21]

That Olympic village was probably wild on that day.

[@Keith_WB2VUO]

Back in the 1970's, a male model displaying men's boxer shorts was so large that his penis head and an inch of the shaft was hanging out of the bottom of one leg. Thd big box mail-order store shipped hundreds of thousands of that catalog out before having to recall them. A bunch of my female friends and relatives cut the page out and saved it. It was hilarious!

[@iamfiefo]

"Yeah, I didn't get the gold at the Olympics because my wanger was too big."

[@zengeki23]

First off his knee hit the bar first and secondly, his groin might hurt when he heads back to the Olympian housing. 😂😂😂

[@kaya7661]

I barely listened, I just stared at this mouth rig/tracking. That looks so good omg 😯✨

[@briantse4239]

Crazy af... that size... and it wasnt even at half mast.

[@Duarte_GB]

This isnt even the first time this has happened.

[@basedkaiser5352]

This is why pole vaulting should be in the Winter Olympics.

[@stankwiz]

Look, that guy may not have won at pole vaulting, but he's gonna have SO MANY people lining up to vault his pole. He still won.

[@bibbib9927]

That PP will haunt him for the rest of his life

[@erosennin211]

Bro lost the battle but won the war.

[@Malenia_BladeOfMiquella]

Bro was playing with 2 poles.

[@anonimous2k12]

Olympic might take it down but im sure twas definitely up during that time

[@glen-k.2k5]

0:40 Facts indeed, Doki. Whether the IOC goes after you or not, the W's on your side no matter what.

[@latentcc9448]

Losing in the best way possible. Respect.

[@Officialbutterfrog]

Definition of” ive won but at what cost”😭

[@lextutor4682]

She is laughing, but every guy that seen that jump is jealous...

[@wolfeloma]

"Bro... He was flaccid!" 🤣

[@ivanpetrov5255]

Doki: Hey, guys, did you see the clip of the olympic pole vaulter? Me: It's kinda hard to miss it.

[@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216]

Thats FLACID dayum son

[@Zyntherion2202]

“Why would you do that??” Because the Olympics is ran by out of touch old people and nerds, that’s why

[@zaeonnine0]

In retrospective this would’ve been the perfect clip to use the shocked Dokibird face 😂 if only the clip came a few days later

[@johnpatton7533]

dude just accepted a quarter of a million dollar offer for a job in the adult film industry btw

[@lkasikakalus123]

that pole get pregnanto?

[@TheAmazingDrCheat]

El pregante?

[@veriousshifter2930]

*PREGANANANT*

[@lawrence8015]

Bro lost the battle but won the war

[@masamune2984]

Failed the high jump. Won in life.

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

gooner sweating

[@vyg3313]

Yeah, size doesn't matter, yeah 😂

[@bonogiamboni4830]

Idk how true this is but a buddy of mine said that apparently this guy has an OnlyFans and his account blew up with new subs after this. Some people even think he stuffed a sock down there to drive publicity to it.

[@Razzying]

Bro was flaccid all that time as well?! Damn he living it up on that village for sure.

[@somafire4121]

You know bro had that thing tucked to the side but it flopped itself out there with a sack to match. Women world wide were thinking,”I can take that” while dude obviously said “ouch dammit!!!”

[@emred4653]

natural selection. He got punished for his bad body