Dolores Is An Unkillable Tank (60 Seconds: Reatomized #2)

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This video came from my stream on May 18th, 2021. Watch live Monday through Friday at 11AM PT here: / northernlion
By popular demand, 60 Seconds has returned! Let's see what I remember about this madcap post-apocalyptic survival comedy.

[@skizzit]

Poor Ted. Gets sent out like a day after the bomb dropped without even a gasmask and then gets blasted for not doing anything.

[@totallynotdanny5384]

Brother that had me DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kickskii]

@@totallynotdanny5384 the humor is RADIATING onto me

[@LeeZYComparisons]

@@kickskii

[@kickskii]

@@LeeZYComparisons you probably have an Intel ATOM for a processor if you're still processing . . . . . . . Get it? Nuclear? Radiation? Probably shouldn't be explaining it tbf was a joke bro

[@LeeZYComparisons]

@@kickskii dw i got it i just tested the emoji funtion

[@Forblaze7]

You sometimes hear stories of parents going to tremendous lengths to protect their kids. NL is not one of those parents.

[@napstab100k]

Dolores is, tho.

[@neilbradley9035]

“Turns out timmy is based, Timmy reads theory” lmfao

[@thomascheckie2394]

secret leftist northernlion

[@GKinWor]

@@thomascheckie2394 hasan is getting to him

[@mightymaniac8712]

He does show his true based colors, but only rarely

[@measlesplease1266]

Based is strictly right wing.

[@Typecrafters]

@@measlesplease1266 fuckin nope

[@tomstring3043]

Enel setting the record for most radios broken in a single playthrough

[@josephaviles2126]

Enel moment

[@Kryptnyt]

It's not his fault it's that damn planned obsolescence

[@mcchunky4547]

I thought it was NL

[@soopcan4980]

The one piece dude?

[@awesomegamer7]

The radio blowing up after every use only to be restocked exactly in time for the next time one was needed brought me to tears

[@creatorofimages7925]

"On the bright side though, Dolores is just chillin'." HAHA

[@fernandosanchez9226]

What's the name of the game

[@creatorofimages7925]

@@fernandosanchez9226 "60 Seconds: Reatomized"? Literally says it in the title. :D

[@schizosamurai8840]

"Man in blue jumpsuit asks for a water chip" That be a fallout 1 reference nice

[@logangantner3863]

NL: Sends both Ted and Mary Jane out into the wilderness with NOTHING, sending them to certain doom. Also NL: Besmirches their memory by complaining of their uselessness.

[@rs.ftb.]

** Mom has turned into a hungry, thirsty, depressed she-hulk, suffering from the melancholy and casualty of atomic warfare, sitting alone reminiscing on the good times she had with her late husband and daughter, the thought of her son not returning from the barren wasteland above leaving her unshaken, her spirit and willpower substituted by an empty void. ** NL: "she's chilling man, she's chilling"

[@bubblegumm5483]

Gonna start a Das Kapital study group called "The Timmy Hendrix Experience" thanks for the inspo NL

[@Kasaaz]

When I was sick, last March, I remember being stuck on the couch, and looking forward daily to this series for some reason... it just fit the mood then, but was also the levity I needed.

[@alwaysastray]

The content we're all here for.

[@A1phaz0ne]

Aaaaand its over lol

[@stickypepsi3236]

"Timmy reads theory." Boy's out here writing the next volume of Das Kapital

[@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708]

He was accused of reading communist propaganda

[@DanimalHype]

These streams are so entertaining because NL is also trying to survive IRL. However, the longer he lives in the game, the shorter the time before Kate snaps.

[@ericlamb4501]

"The Army will surely come save me" I don't know how no one in chat hasn't told him yet that failing one 'quest' related prompt can pretty much completely fail you out of a good end. Not responding/ not being able to will unbelievably not make the Army come get you, despite maybe thinking that IRL after a nuclear disaster they would check for survivors.

[@noatiendoboludos]

I hate that shit The siblings come back again and again with the first aid request, but if you don't have a radio AND a map AND the cards, well tough luck kid you're dead.

[@aturchomicz821]

Yeah that was the gamble of the first 60 Seconds, Get everything for the Army Ending or everything for the Community Ending? Pancake was just survivability anyway. Now I guess its a bit more balanced with the Super Bunker and Vehicle Ending, but still...

[@beep_the_foolish]

I'm so glad he's playing this again! Pogged outta my gourd

[@DeathByRabbit]

I've never seen that many radios be broken before. That's hilarious.

[@kb22411]

Godspeed Timmy

[@raymondprendergast1084]

I forgot all about this chess genius. Thanks for reminding me I love this guy's voice KZbin!

[@XxPLADxX1]

All we know from this series is that Luna is fucked if Canada ever gets nuked

[@coolfool183]

NL would simply absorb all the energy and radiation of the blast, protecting his daughter whom he loves greatly, because he is built different

[@Dia06]

@@coolfool183 he will use his 5head to absorb the radiation turning it to hair in the process

[@ssgoko88]

@@Dia06 back hair

[@williamdraven5293]

I think this would make a fun strategy card game too! Like the mechanics would be easy to replicate.

[@DanteTimberwolf]

60 seconds in 60 seconds IRL

[@jacefairis1289]

"Timmy reads theory" lmfao Timmy's writing Capital 2 in his spare time in the bunker

[@elogh6588]

I agree Timmy leaving right when you got food was like The Mist

[@seanbradley8516]

Rationing tip:you can give them water every 5 days and food around 7 days(I you don't want to midmax just water and food every 5 days Edit: they could die/leave if you don't feed them after 6 days but will garenty die/leave if they don't get water for 5 days

[@jaycevaughn5606]

Popped on this 20 secs after he uploaded love your stuff brother keep up that good work

[@pierce1185]

Dolores will survive no matter what when you send her out for resources 🤣🤣

[@Dudebug2000]

"Timmy reads theory" Book move.

[@dr_dufresne]

60 seconds/parsecs is unbelievable content holy shit

[@coolfool183]

I normally read a chapter of a book in the morning before schoolwork, but I’ve no new books to read so today I am watching this Let the pog floweth

[@San-cs6lk]

I mean you are American after all. With the joke of an education system and generic hate towards basic studies (god forbid why) you really need to read a book at least instead of watching KZbin videos.

[@0IgorMael0]

@@San-cs6lk That was uncalled for

[@coolfool183]

@@San-cs6lk don’t care didn’t ask plus you’re 15 Go pass judgment about somebody else’s education system

[@TheWorldBelowDnD]

27:10 Mary Jane's corpse becomes a mutant?

[@vyrdera]

Someone in chat please remind him of how the briefcase works.

[@andrewjack5755]

everytime ive ever been sick irl i couldnt get over it unless i had my trusty medkit

[@xxdogukanboyxx4902]

Hey man, I just wanted to say thank you for making us smile. When I watch your videos I just forget about things that make me sad. Thank you. Keep up the good work.

[@TheWorldBelowDnD]

NL sending out Mary Jane without the mask or briefcase? I sleep. NL drunk/high jokes? *Max pog.*

[@Yewtewba]

Forgot about this game until it randomly cropped up in my suggestions. Love the Discworld references.

[@autismisuncontrollable4925]

If I saw a kid in a gas mask holding an axe and a briefcase in the wasteland I wouldn't approach.

[@Jesus-jq5zw]

I love how the man was sent out without a gas mask and as soon as he died his son was sent in his instead, while the women just chill 🤣

[@youmukonpaku916]

Good analysis, Jesus.

[@Levi-fe2os]

Real life works that way if you think about it lol

[@mannycalavera121]

Real life simulation

[@mannycalavera121]

​@수키 suki 100% works like that

[@queenofsprinkles]

This was exceptional content. Would love to see more of this game!

[@vanixiii5657]

Jeez NL out here starving MJ...Timmy getting spoiled bringing a soup can when hes full but MJ out here fasting LMAO

[@chris55729]

30:04 props to whoever got the reference :)

[@emoburger42069]

It’s like the end of the Mist man, LOL rip Timbo

[@noatiendoboludos]

How did they manage to break FOUR radios

[@Yoanka]

Those freaking single-use radios, man.

[@tombsy2826]

hey NL, the empty briefcase is actually really good, they can carry more supplies home with them!

[@ronaldduttweiler1578]

This is some heavy pog material right here. I'm in love

[@SeriousSamvich]

29:58 Nice fallout 1 reference.

[@ZMacGregor]

"This is why we stopped doing social deduction games on the NLSS" Lol

[@sickleds]

I forgot how fun this game is to watch and the pog levels have never been so high

[@EskenRock]

I'm surprised Delores doesn't need wine and Prozac as a mission. She has that house wife look.

[@starfait_draws]

now that nl has a baby he is now suited to take care of both his children

[@starfait_draws]

scratch that mary jane has gone crazy in .2 seconds

[@starfait_draws]

timmy starved and went wild-

[@AmarSingh-ew3nc]

Theyre making games to get us used to the fact that this scenario will be a reality

[@KamikazePhil]

God I’m so happy to get this game from NL again

[@XxStonepoisonxX]

27:10 mary jane is mutated but isn't even there lmao

[@obink3245]

I spotted that too! I wonder how that even happens lol. He didn't even look at the screen when he skipped that page, but I wish he would have at least seen it.

[@Ricardordz11]

Literally today i was reminiscing about the 60 seconds nothernlion's series and now all of the sudden he uploads a new video LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[@shaunreid6851]

close your eyes and it sounds like Bill Burr is playing this game.

[@madmanmax120]

Dolores: family fan, radio demolishing enjoyer

[@Pyrox645]

Between the last episode and this I watched all the old episodes... I need more

[@joehemmann1156]

Don't know how, I've never played it, but pretty sure you can dash during the shopping spree. I remember seeing Baer do it.

[@bigb589]

THE END: you got rescued by the government "Yes but actually NO

[@aidankerr2001]

8:48 did not expect a Savage Garden reference, mans got good taste

[@adrian2513]

Soup has water in it!!! Genius

[@noctarem96]

Things I learnt: -Do not forget sending the first raid with mask -Mary goes insane first -Dolores is a goddamn juggernaut

[@ReFreezed]

This is a perfect NL game. 101% pog energy!

[@gnupfo]

Yasss, 60 Seconds! I binged this and was sad you stopped, fate listened!

[@lycos94]

how do these people manage to break so many radios, my parents have been using the same on for the last 40 years

[@baronvonooze4959]

Straight up love watching this man play this game

[@shawnturberville8665]

Idk how many more runs you wanna do nl but I love this game just leaving this here for ya great job man

[@MrTehAlex]

im used to your preachy, radio-voice, original binding of Isaac gameplay commentary from 2016 so seeing you look to the side and speak to seemingly nobody in particular as you respond to chat....... makes me think you just have gone absolutely b-b-bonkers

[@matthewdancz9152]

I guess you got rescued the way the government would normally rescue families after being blown up.

[@tdtbaa]

just finished the previous episode thank you for the second course

[@abagoffrozenspinach]

btw ennel the briefcase is best left empty when you send them out with it, they can bring back more stuff if it isn't full!

[@courtmarr5714]

I think that this content is great, the new 60 seconds content has been fantastic, keep it up eggman.

[@epicsnail14]

Timmy looks like Art Garfunkel when he gets tired

[@dinoboilookingforthemnuggi3152]

Tanks for the content NL

[@adriansrsa90]

Im literally pissing myself from laughter at day 20

[@DrLongWang]

Imagine NL playing Baldur’s Gate 3.

[@babassoonist557]

Pog the full family save

[@AfterlifeAnubis]

Mary Jane - Wasteland Brawler Timmy- Hyper Carry Dolores- Tank/CC Ted- Scavenger Sock Puppeteer

[@lauwren]

Love it, and i would also love to see you do some 60 Parsecs!

[@hannahlistento100EAT]

Bet you won't make 60 more episodes of 60 seconds Spoiler Alert: He doesn't even make it to 40, the coward

[@A1phaz0ne]

Is there even a 3rd episode?

[@hannahlistento100EAT]

@@A1phaz0ne once he sees the KZbin analytics and how it boosts the series from last year👀

[@TwistedAttitudes]

Family out here going through radios like they're doing a smash bros break the targets speed run

[@Honorablepleb]

60 seconds renaissance, you love to see it. Have you considered playing more 60 parsecs as well? Such content would be highly poggy

[@A1phaz0ne]

Dang, really just 2 episodes?

[@EyeOfDarkness]

My god Delores is a beast

[@BradtheLamb]

Forgot how much I missed this series

[@rektemm353]

What a rollercoaster

[@Kindersonde]

Holy shit the Breaking Bad reference at 5:20 is god tier

[@devor110]

Imagine this series but with NL knowing the freaking game mechanics and paying attention to them

[@darkeather2]

Dolores is the wife you want when shit goes south. What an absolute unit of a woman

[@PongzeLor]

Hungry sick thirsty is a great band name

[@DwarfFortress404]

Please... My Dolores is very sick.

[@thomascheckie2394]

I've watched like a dozen episodes of this game and I still have no idea what is going on

[@bryce4443]

These people can't use a radio to save their lives

[@Velocityyy_]

These are great, but if Dolores just held her booba coin a little longer she could have bought another medkit.

[@Zaspar]

Favourite series atm

[@LinxLied]

“BBQ sauce on my you know what”

[@JEKaviator]

Dolores is legend

[@dongodongo12]

thanks to this i can eat lunch again

[@NeoNintendo]

I will gladly welcome this series back as long as we don't go back to the dark days of suitcase meta

[@zelpyzelp]

last episode of the first series, he finally checked the messages telling him about how the briefcase works lol

[@decoysheep4148]

Was trying to remember the name of this game, thanks.