Dom Mazzetti vs. The Friend Zone

Dom enters the friend zone.
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[@TheSgtUltra]

Back in the day when dom wasn't a scientist

[@ttiization]

But he still no rocket scientist, he is a Bro scientist, which is harder

[@tudoralex-ve7st]

@@ttiization but he's still no mathematician

[@jaredcoppotelli6861]

He is neither a scientist, nor is he a rocket.

[@BobSmith-dt6xs]

"I'm not gay, I'm just really nice." That was one of his best lines.

[@shivanramoutar205]

"died of hypotheticals" that shit was the funniest part for me

[@alexhutcheson8467]

"I tell girls how I feel about them, they just smile and tell me how sweet I am, and then they go have sex with my friends" This hit hard

[@SalmanAlajmi]

"I'm no mathematician or a scientist or a zoo-keeper" LMAO Dom is hilarious

[@MKultra81]

"What does living under water have to do with anything? I don't know man, ask my younger brother." Don't know when I laughed that hard the last time.

[@David-ud9ju]

That's such a fantastic example of a call back.

[@MayanPudding]

I fuckin died, just like his brother 🤣

[@UKickMeDog]

that last one got me, "what does this have to do with living underwater?" "ask my little brother"

[@ericxu7155]

i dont get it can someone explain

[@UKickMeDog]

hes lil bro drowned

[@I-Am-No-One]

That had me laughing

[@markbelinsky5697]

that one killed me😂😂😂

[@iliasVoolgaris]

"I'm no mathematician, or no scientist, or magician, or zoo keeper, or college graduate, or like a dependable guy, or confident, or stable, I can't read too good, but I'm also no mathematician. In other words, I wack off twice a day, sue me." JESUS that's funny.

[@bert7753]

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[@br3ak_]

Why didn't someone tell me to watch this vieo 3 years ago bro, holy fuck was i a pussy

[@mhia4]

johnie john Meh! Most of us have ended up there once or twice.

[@nonmagicmike723]

Most of us were there once man.. and then you stop taking chicks seriously and you call them bitch and ask em to hang out and kiss them and bang them.

[@ddawg132]

"He died of hypothetical.." Half chewed fruit loops back in the bowl.. You really cant watch this guy and eat cereal.

[@p0rchm0nkeyz]

More like cant do anything lol

[@NickySull]

Once he became a scientist his voice got deeper

[@shlomoivry1673]

Once he got the title he started speaking more confidently as if his bullshit made more sense now😂

[@ozank7910]

"Women man... You can't live with them. And you can't live under water either, which sucks." im dead

[@nickd8755]

"This inescapable shell of frustration and hugs." So on point.

[@MonkeyManPersonShow]

Women man, you cant live with em, you cant live underwater either, which sucks

[@zVincoo]

"women: you cant live with em, and you cant live underwater" -Dom Mazzetti

[@velocity1146]

Shit is so clever. He always uses terms for example"Ad Hoc" in case case in the proper context, but the dom character has no idea what the word means.

[@bastirunne3827]

Velocity also he screamed like a hawk after that, ad hoc-> at hawk , that bit killed me

[@atrenchcoat]

"You have a little brother Dom?" "Uhh well, hypothetically, yes."

[@sucraloss]

I think everyone has to get friend zoned at least once, but you realize that you basically keep yourself there, it only exists if you let it.

[@ttiization]

Yeah kinda like the friend zone is when you don't want to bang your friend

[@MyAwesomeVideosHD]

How old are they Dom? In dog years or Human years? Cause in dog years they're about 55.

[@David-ud9ju]

That would make them about 8.

[@BeyarUoit]

"bang your secretary ad hawk AHHHHHHH" lmao dead

[@michaelhall5870]

I think my best move is not making a move lmao

[@TheAshlyjv]

Man, this guy is funny as shit! Not that I've laughed at shit! SUPERSET!

[@idkwt2use]

It's supa set -_-

[@Soulrapier1]

+idkwt2use umumumum

[@jblo92]

"What does living under water have to do with anything?" "I don't know, ask my little brother." *pours some out* Too funny.

[@tribescenario2022]

I was such a little bitch in high school... Good lord i could have SLAYED had i known better

[@patboidatboi3509]

Jerk off 3 times a day

[@arminosas]

^ You are bringing great pain and agony in this thread :DD

[@calleocho2107]

Keeping fucking preaching bro! i feel your pain

[@bencheveryday]

After going through his channel, all his videos are jokes but relateble. FML

[@ajdrocker27]

"Plus I just order the flashlight, so thats good!" hahahahha 3:57

[@solomonchilds8574]

1:27 for my future reference

[@CritCatBar]

That is what make's his humor so good! It's all hyperbolic but, spot on.

[@misund3rst0od10]

"Like this shell of frustration and hugs" =( too true.

[@SteveNatto]

this was his best in a while, keep them coming

[@mimimarcus]

He actually sounds smart, more importantly funny. love the accent, brah XDD

[@Fallout3131]

Hahaha hypothetical explanation xD

[@SpaceyNYC]

"most girls think i'm gay, i'm not gay i'm just really nice" that line got to me

[@dizzysmiz]

45 minutes of even paced missionary position

[@mtndewlover24]

this is the best one BY FAR

[@filipdutkiewicz3727]

see? Even dom loves

[@tonyraidy2782]

this man is a fucking legend

[@thisismeXonline]

"can't live with em, can't live underwater, either."

[@win24win24]

i wish homie would bounce tho, so i can the bone hammer out

[@seltzerislife]

"My best move is not making one."

[@racsol124]

Friendzone is where us , the ugly ones belong , but hey at least we are a nice

[@Impala-nh2qk]

carlos sanchez Yet I see all these ugly guys with beautiful women? I'm missing something badly, but all well, I don't think girls are a need anymore.

[@racsol124]

i see with them too bro , but now with me xd

[@Impala-nh2qk]

carlos sanchez *THAT'S GOOD BRO!!*

[@TheVladBlog]

+carlos sanchez Is that why you have no profile pic ? *cry everytim*

[@racsol124]

i dont know how to put one over there cause google+ sucks balls , i know im ugly its sucks but hey at least im a good guy

[@gregorylowery9805]

haha the wordplay though! this is one of the better ones.

[@neilmcmahon]

This is just too accurate. I got that paranoid feelin goin on lol

[@andyk10013]

"Most girls think I'm gay. I'm not gay, I'm just really nice." Story of my life bro.

[@KotaMichaelChild24]

How does this video not have more views?! Haha this is by far my favorite Dom video! I swear i've seen it at least 60 times by myself and it's still funny every time.

[@Phatheadx]

get a little gold bond down there...separation of church and state best line ever

[@NeverLow978]

i love how all the comments are just quotes from the video....and that is perfectly.

[@ojshields1991]

the man just doesnt stop

[@Flash007b]

Thats a sick hawk impression. Dom Mazzetti vs Bird Calls

[@geminiredcard]

I lost it when he said I bet if it bust out, it'll come out as dust. Gold

[@AnE000002]

"Im not gay, Im just really nice." so fucking true

[@YThursday]

I've watched this like 7 times... so good.

[@AMGello5]

"Yo, now you're just splittin hairs bro."

[@1thumpasaurus]

“add hawk” remains fucking hysterical

[@platypus1029]

Gotta love Dom...

[@KeBanger18]

This had me crying. I don’t know how he doesn’t have a million followeres

[@907ride]

Dom Mazzetti - WINS

[@gamerzdelight100]

Best one yet

[@Antwan41025]

"Plus i just ordered a fleshlight." haha

[@isloshy]

2:00 just the best moment ever

[@joemcg16]

Ahahaha, "my entire day was wasted"

[@witchunter77]

i love this guy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@illuminous09]

"We are always hanging out 2gether, me her..her boyfreind" lmaooo

[@Musician4231]

THIS ONE IS GENIUS. DOM FOR PRESIDENT

[@Knicksfan4ever13]

Dom i love u

[@ryanhutson]

This is one of the best ones I have seen in a long time!

[@bluberrysoup]

search king of the friend zone rap. golden.

[@PlatypusBear]

fell thru the ice and died of hypotheticals

[@newyorkyanks424]

"Serenade you with a little Gavin Degraw Acoustic. "Not Over Youuu"

[@dieselx506]

hypothetical definition was AWESOME...

[@willneighbor]

yo his face at 2:04 is the funniest shit. "excuse me..."

[@colewhitehurst3734]

these videos are so different, dom actually just said that he's not confident

[@kaydenlamont4009]

Old Dom is the best lol. You can clearly see how he evolved.

[@123gats]

Love the blue moon

[@gophop]

I think this is the best one so far! Hilarious.

[@Matt3683683]

"I'm not gay, I'm just nice"

[@xxcooldudex]

simply classic

[@tparanjpe45]

Hypothetically, this might be one of Dom's coolest videos. Ahh, get it? Get it?

[@KAnThOnYxFrOlicS]

met him down in seaside this weekend lol good dude

[@NemtYT]

YOU WANNA DANCE WITH DOM MAZZETTI

[@doneill1027]

This video hits close to home. Foreveralone.jpeg

[@Trustandfaithqwerty]

Now that is the correct meaning of a hypothetical person.

[@ericturcott9764]

"Yeah I'll go shopping with you." LOL

[@DWRJ729]

Dom Mazzetti vs..........doesnt matter, it'll be comedic gold whatever it is.

[@Nerdsftw2124]

i love you man

[@kelseyneylon0]

Doms still got it

[@MrDillonjensen]

45 minutes of even-paced missionary position...LOL.

[@454Punisher]

Put him in the history books next to Aristotle and Leonardo da Vinci; Dom Mazzetti is a goddamn genius

[@DeaDPooL522]

Not over youuuu!

[@LEG4CY917]

hahahaha separation of church and state... brilliant

[@mattertater]

Favorite every video. hilarious.

[@SomeoneCommenting]

This guy is a stereotyped cartoon brought to life.

[@nahhimeanbro]

I swear this guy is one of the funniest people on youtube.

[@itzblerim]

He's back!!

[@chrisnolan9906]

I also saw that part...laughing at it.

[@Callmestripes69]

This is gold.

[@FlippedChairProd]

Dom has a good video every single time. i'd rather not know when his next video is than know when someone's video is going to be and wonder if it will actually be worth my time.

[@mcnuggetter]

separation of church and sate absolute genius

[@nutmaster652]

Good times...

[@jmcblink]

this video, said by every nice guy out there.