10 Reasons Lifting is a Religion

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BroScienceLife

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@alexanderlindgren9080
@alexanderlindgren9080 8 жыл бұрын
Dom the type of dude to flex in a family photo
@marcotrunzo
@marcotrunzo 8 жыл бұрын
lolll this made me actually laugh out loud!
@kehr2019
@kehr2019 8 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my brother
@larkus95
@larkus95 8 жыл бұрын
Dont we all?
@Sean-zz2lj
@Sean-zz2lj 8 жыл бұрын
Someone already commented this a while back, this guy is a thief
@dariusb1019
@dariusb1019 8 жыл бұрын
Alexander Lindgren geras:)
@tyler7992
@tyler7992 8 жыл бұрын
Dom's one of the few people on KZbin who can say whatever he wants and not get shit about it
@Ellz125
@Ellz125 8 жыл бұрын
Troy Lancer
@091MW2
@091MW2 8 жыл бұрын
Ellz125
@cedriccrosby1049
@cedriccrosby1049 8 жыл бұрын
Troy Lancer shut your mouth
@Thestraightpath3
@Thestraightpath3 8 жыл бұрын
Don't forget filthy frank
@h.w.2860
@h.w.2860 8 жыл бұрын
He doesn't make enough videos to get a lot of attention.
@alexbonesjones7570
@alexbonesjones7570 8 жыл бұрын
Our father, who lifts in heaven, Hallowed be thy gains, Thy swole be come, Chest will be done, On earth, as it lifts in heaven, Give us this day our daily pump, And forgive us our rest days, As we have also forgiven our spotters, And lead us not into cross-fit, But deliver us from leg day, Wheymen.
@alexbonesjones7570
@alexbonesjones7570 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you lord Dom for showing me the whey
@jpracing893
@jpracing893 8 жыл бұрын
Jake Theundefeated wheymen
@WorldWideWong
@WorldWideWong 8 жыл бұрын
yah-whey
@shellc83
@shellc83 8 жыл бұрын
Jake Theundefeated lololol
@kalkassem
@kalkassem 8 жыл бұрын
Jake Theundefeated hahahahahahahahahah
@alsdjflaksjghalklaks
@alsdjflaksjghalklaks 8 жыл бұрын
Another reason why lifting is a religion: all gains are tax free
@jaybelle532
@jaybelle532 8 жыл бұрын
alsdjflaksjghalklaks that's good
@Fightxtoxdream
@Fightxtoxdream 7 жыл бұрын
alsdjflaksjghalklaks incredible
@fernando9260
@fernando9260 6 жыл бұрын
No, they are not, you pay by gaining fat
@SlashPanther
@SlashPanther 6 жыл бұрын
Tax free like America is tax-free. Suboptimal protein synthesis, stress, lack of sleep, and jacking off to too much lobster porn all affect the gains son.
@SpicyDaddy16
@SpicyDaddy16 6 жыл бұрын
You tax your CNS
@gray1370
@gray1370 8 жыл бұрын
if lifting is a religion, Bradley Martin is an atheist
@Sackkartoffel33
@Sackkartoffel33 8 жыл бұрын
Gray atleast you tried
@jeremywhitfield4556
@jeremywhitfield4556 8 жыл бұрын
Oh no, it's began, the Brad jokes
@menotyou717
@menotyou717 8 жыл бұрын
Sackkartoffel33 Unlike Brad
@akalion213
@akalion213 8 жыл бұрын
Good one
@sosajriam726
@sosajriam726 8 жыл бұрын
My hero
@Primathys
@Primathys 7 жыл бұрын
If lifting is a religion, Bradley Martyn is an atheist.
@JoshConder
@JoshConder 6 жыл бұрын
So is Brad Castleberry.
@CalebTheSchmuck
@CalebTheSchmuck 5 жыл бұрын
Why hasn’t dom pinned this yet
@jackduggan2432
@jackduggan2432 5 жыл бұрын
@@CalebTheSchmuck Bro its been 2 years he isnt pinning it😂
@mcgruff157
@mcgruff157 4 жыл бұрын
That's why he's in the hospital right now
@anthonywchavez
@anthonywchavez 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackduggan2432 it’s been 4 years. Still ain’t pin shit
@JaxBlade
@JaxBlade 8 жыл бұрын
Our Arnold who art in California, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in the mirror as it is on stage. Give us this day our daily protein shake, and forgive us our cheat days, as we forgive those who eat **** all around us, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from high G.I and transfat. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen.
@jeremywhitfield4556
@jeremywhitfield4556 8 жыл бұрын
It poemining it rimening
@Alic_R1
@Alic_R1 8 жыл бұрын
Wheymen*
@Hades5455
@Hades5455 8 жыл бұрын
JaxBlade wheymen
@Jormak112
@Jormak112 8 жыл бұрын
Quality remix #worldstar
@TheEndernator
@TheEndernator 8 жыл бұрын
JaxBlade hey it's Jaxblade
@MKAngeletti
@MKAngeletti 8 жыл бұрын
"No one can agree on shit. But one thing is certain, everybody is wrong - except you". Humanity in a nutshell.
@matttheamerican3766
@matttheamerican3766 6 жыл бұрын
That’s not Humanity. That’s society.
@smooothest
@smooothest 8 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ and his loyal Bisciples
@MichaelRorich
@MichaelRorich 8 жыл бұрын
Anal Warlord Bruh
@smooothest
@smooothest 8 жыл бұрын
Fungimegusta yeah?
@rasmustp8072
@rasmustp8072 8 жыл бұрын
Anal Warlord Damn that's a good one
@MichaelRorich
@MichaelRorich 7 жыл бұрын
Anal Warlord That was funny af
@anonymous563b
@anonymous563b 7 жыл бұрын
ok
@lifebylosh
@lifebylosh 8 жыл бұрын
Swoly Bible needs to be in every hotel room nightstand in America.
@ryandavis6660
@ryandavis6660 6 жыл бұрын
And the UK
@zimzimal8547
@zimzimal8547 5 жыл бұрын
Alyosha Ezhevsky nah cos then there’s gonna be loads more dudes and fit chicks knowing how to get more jacked and so therefore more competition
@tetsumeaoepaidowha8394
@tetsumeaoepaidowha8394 4 жыл бұрын
Not just America, EVERYWHERE
@roemer024
@roemer024 8 жыл бұрын
Father Dom: Lift up your dumbbells We lift them up for the gains.
@jakubobrycki8947
@jakubobrycki8947 8 жыл бұрын
bruh
@drrckcch0
@drrckcch0 7 жыл бұрын
Chad Roemer Can I get a rep in the name of our savior the swoly spirit !
@randall96
@randall96 7 жыл бұрын
Chad Roemer.... It is right to give him reps and gainz
@alfredbornefalk1404
@alfredbornefalk1404 8 жыл бұрын
The whole video was like a big commercial for the Swoly Bible, yet I enjoyed every second of watching it haha
@h.w.2860
@h.w.2860 8 жыл бұрын
It's the second video he's done advertising his book. The last video was before Halloween and it was also just another advertisement to sell his book, ads back to back. I think that's why there are so many dislikes.
@h.w.2860
@h.w.2860 8 жыл бұрын
I would hope he can get a decent book out. Especially because he hasn't done anything else besides argue with Bradley over who is the prettiest. Where the hell is Gian? Did he find a better job and take most of the good stuff with him? They had a channel together, look it up! Mike & Gian "Dom Mazzetti vs." It has even more funny shit! What we see now pales in comparison. Now he's salesman that can only sprinkle a few jokes over the turds he's trying to sell us.
@h.w.2860
@h.w.2860 8 жыл бұрын
C Wilson -Let me put this in the right terms. His previous works/skits had all the makings of him becoming an Alpha. Now he's turning himself into a Beta. If you saw how good it use to be you'd be disappointed too. There were more videos, sharp as fuck social and pop culture commentary. Now the comedy is weaker and overly reliant on inside jokes. There has to be some kind of balance between familiar jokes and fresh material. That way new viewers and subscribers can also get drawn in. Unless he wants to *stay small*. Maybe there is a simple explanation like he just had a kid, that would make sense. People have lives. Honestly I think the L.A. scene has just drawn 'em away. Sorry I'm going to unsubscribe maybe if I come back in a few months it will be funny again.
@ColoradoStreaming
@ColoradoStreaming 8 жыл бұрын
I think people are missing the fact that is part of the whole joke where it all leads up to him being a douche and making it all be about his book. Its like his beef jerky plug where he had a backpack full of cash. The Halloween skit was lacking but this one was fire all the way though.
@h.w.2860
@h.w.2860 8 жыл бұрын
ColoradoStreaming -This is really just a rehash of the previous video. I think they just didn't bother with making a script for this one and thought "Hey! What if we actually tried making our previous video funny?" So it's really like they took maybe a month and a half for one possibly decent video. This channel has gotten weak and now it's so glaringly obvious I can't ignore it. There are other channels that work harder and they also sell their shit. They put out soooo much more content and a good part of it is actually entertaining! Is this going to turn it to a debate *against* doing better in a competitive environment? I didn't think this was the place where we give *participation trophies*.
@mindbodymike1050
@mindbodymike1050 8 жыл бұрын
I just finished reading the Swoly Bible and immediately gained 10 lbs of muscle. Thank you Father Dom for these gains
@ImaWreckU
@ImaWreckU 8 жыл бұрын
Dom looks like he put on 20 pounds since the last video. Bradley needs to get serious if he wants to reach Dom's size.
@mattybt400
@mattybt400 8 жыл бұрын
BM is 100% body fat.
@billytheweasel
@billytheweasel 7 жыл бұрын
Dom is making Bradley shrink
@nmwnmw100ify
@nmwnmw100ify 6 жыл бұрын
What the fuck this comment has fuckin 666 likes
@thumbshurting2956
@thumbshurting2956 6 жыл бұрын
Brad still small.
@notkingali1798
@notkingali1798 4 жыл бұрын
Ima WreckU lol that sissy will never be big
@alirocksize
@alirocksize 8 жыл бұрын
can we all agree that this was one of the best pieces of product placement ever xD
@fithealthy3330
@fithealthy3330 5 жыл бұрын
Wheymen to.your words💪💪
@imnotyourdoctor8134
@imnotyourdoctor8134 8 жыл бұрын
Wtf who would dislike this uncle DOM? Oh yhea the fucking gains atheist. (Bradley Martín and his 111 fake you tube accounts)
@unknownd1852
@unknownd1852 8 жыл бұрын
Javier Bonn now 123
@shparto1118
@shparto1118 8 жыл бұрын
+Kojo Da Kid The dislike number is going to increase all the time, don't destroy this brilliant joke by being a fucking dumbass
@h.w.2860
@h.w.2860 8 жыл бұрын
omg...
@karrikgaming7287
@karrikgaming7287 8 жыл бұрын
Do Dom and Bradly Martin have beef with each other?
@iliketohearmenmoaning
@iliketohearmenmoaning 8 жыл бұрын
LOL
@KTheStruggler
@KTheStruggler 8 жыл бұрын
The Church of Iron, The Mosque of Muscle, the Temple of Temptation
@sereysothe.a
@sereysothe.a 8 жыл бұрын
the Synagogue of Strength,
@sereysothe.a
@sereysothe.a 8 жыл бұрын
Temple of Test seems more fitting
@ShigginDaulf
@ShigginDaulf 8 жыл бұрын
The Temple of Testosterone
@ProStateExaminer
@ProStateExaminer 7 жыл бұрын
+Cam Neily Sounds like a prison to me honestly.
@23Khameo
@23Khameo 7 жыл бұрын
The Temple of Gains?
@xavlionheart
@xavlionheart 8 жыл бұрын
I've never seen an author do that to his own book.
@enzantakeshita8838
@enzantakeshita8838 8 жыл бұрын
I mean, as long as it's just a copy and not the original manuscript, he can do whatever he wants to it.
@PrimeBizzef
@PrimeBizzef 8 жыл бұрын
Enzan Takeshita It's his book, he can do whatever the fuck he wants with the original manuscript
@h.w.2860
@h.w.2860 8 жыл бұрын
Well the more books he destroys, the more he will have to buy and the more books he can claim he sold.
@therunningman761
@therunningman761 7 жыл бұрын
so he pays himself?
@viggy1890
@viggy1890 8 жыл бұрын
Spit out my oatmeal from laughing when he showed brad as 100% bodyfat
@lostinsauce4515
@lostinsauce4515 4 жыл бұрын
#StraightFax #BradleyWho? #UncleDom #Brofessor
@MrSafa61
@MrSafa61 8 жыл бұрын
they dont pay me if I dont say it twice 😂
@HutchWordsworth
@HutchWordsworth 8 жыл бұрын
MrSafa61 lol, I read this comment as he said it
@jeremyrivera7615
@jeremyrivera7615 8 жыл бұрын
Hutch Wordsworth. Dead ass read yours then read his as he was saying it
@HutchWordsworth
@HutchWordsworth 7 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Rivera Lmfao synchronization baby! lol
@oafkad
@oafkad 8 жыл бұрын
I have the book but holy shit. I'm grabbing that on audible the moment it is ready. The entire time I've been reading this in your voice, now I can cut out the middle mental man.
@bachelorsensei9437
@bachelorsensei9437 4 жыл бұрын
Bro's prayer before sleeping: Our father, who lifts in heaven, Hallowed be thy veins, Thy gym doth come, Thy will be done on arms, as it is on lats and chest, Give us today our daily gains, and forgive us from our cheat days, As we forgive those who cross-fit against us, Lead us not into cardio, but deliver us from bulking, For now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord these gains to keep, The swole and the glory, forever and ever, Wheymen.
@tedstersscience1637
@tedstersscience1637 4 жыл бұрын
Very underrated coment 💪
@tribescenario2022
@tribescenario2022 8 жыл бұрын
Knees weak arms are heavy Theres vomit on his sweater already Dom Mazzetti
@jimvanderheijden2
@jimvanderheijden2 8 жыл бұрын
Tribe Scenario Daaamn
@insert6190
@insert6190 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit dude that’s the best comment I’ve seen today
@muncher1753
@muncher1753 6 жыл бұрын
Well fucking done
@karthikeyasharma7809
@karthikeyasharma7809 4 жыл бұрын
Knees weak arms are heavy Theres protein on his tank already Dom Mazetti...
@JoseRamirez-yh2ll
@JoseRamirez-yh2ll 4 жыл бұрын
@LathanMosesEchols stfu you peasant
@marktappaz6593
@marktappaz6593 8 жыл бұрын
so i was at the docs office and he was explaining some medical terms i wasnt to sure of. so im scratching my head trying to understand him and he said i was bipolar. i look at my arm and say thanks doc, i didnt think you would have known that. i mean do you even lift? walked out feeling great about myself. but suddenly got depressed thinking about leg day. funny how fast your mood can change
@sungod9797
@sungod9797 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@TheJipino
@TheJipino 2 жыл бұрын
You win
@wherecreaturescollide1428
@wherecreaturescollide1428 8 жыл бұрын
Dude: what religion are you? Me: I believe in Scientology Dude: what? Me: BROScientology 😎 Me: starts reppin out curls
@Ken-no5ip
@Ken-no5ip 3 жыл бұрын
Im a MASSlim
@alexbrookma
@alexbrookma 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ken-no5ip I'm stealing this
@dwaynecunningham2164
@dwaynecunningham2164 Жыл бұрын
@@alexbrookma me too
@lukeg9382
@lukeg9382 8 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early I was doing reps for Moses
@marviyeremia9612
@marviyeremia9612 8 жыл бұрын
Pure gold. i wonder if some television network would be interested in making a tv series with Dom as the protagonist...
@hugom2418
@hugom2418 8 жыл бұрын
Marvi Yeremia more like Brotagonist
@therunningman761
@therunningman761 7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he was in Madea Made a Boo! I haven't seen the movie but I will now!
@dossdipstv9322
@dossdipstv9322 7 жыл бұрын
Marvi Yeremia hes in the new madea movie lol the halloween one
@billytheweasel
@billytheweasel 7 жыл бұрын
no
@dossdipstv9322
@dossdipstv9322 7 жыл бұрын
He is forsure. Hes blowing up
@Antichamplol
@Antichamplol 8 жыл бұрын
God this shit gets stupider and stupider but I keep laughing harder and harder.
@larsharmsen7865
@larsharmsen7865 7 жыл бұрын
In 4 years I'll be voting for Donald Pump...
@MikeG82
@MikeG82 7 жыл бұрын
in 4 years i'll be lifting a clinTON
@bleotiu
@bleotiu 4 жыл бұрын
The time is near
@lostinsauce4515
@lostinsauce4515 4 жыл бұрын
Here we go boys, only 8 more months until we vote for Uncle Dom
@user-hi3gm7kh5e
@user-hi3gm7kh5e 4 жыл бұрын
It’s almost time
@danielerrico7411
@danielerrico7411 4 жыл бұрын
Almost time 💪🏻
@jimbowimbo3796
@jimbowimbo3796 8 жыл бұрын
Time to do preacher curls
@ignacioaguirrenoguez6218
@ignacioaguirrenoguez6218 4 жыл бұрын
James Neutron Underrated
@Serlith
@Serlith 8 жыл бұрын
Wheymen.
@horny4violence
@horny4violence 8 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@imgrindin
@imgrindin 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@buttox
@buttox 8 жыл бұрын
Brad never goes to church
@ForgingMyWay811
@ForgingMyWay811 8 жыл бұрын
He got no gains to pray for
@horny4violence
@horny4violence 8 жыл бұрын
Brad's an atheist
@familyphysician1063
@familyphysician1063 8 жыл бұрын
he is a no gains manlet.
@Jose-rc3dl
@Jose-rc3dl 4 жыл бұрын
"Guilt is the motivator" That one hit close to home Father Dom.
@AroraTv
@AroraTv 8 жыл бұрын
Dom the type of dude to go to the gym on a Sunday morning claiming its his church
@silverwarrior461
@silverwarrior461 8 жыл бұрын
I use the cross Jesus was crucified on to bench.
@nathanbxn
@nathanbxn 6 жыл бұрын
I see you everywhere. On larry wheels videos too. Haha lol
@vimtodank9636
@vimtodank9636 5 жыл бұрын
That’s too far
@matthewjimenez205
@matthewjimenez205 5 жыл бұрын
Will Chik pussyyyyy
@MrBranboom
@MrBranboom 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus died on the cable cross for your gains.
@nasirbone979
@nasirbone979 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrBranboom why cant i like things more than once.
@Brawler_Baddies
@Brawler_Baddies 8 жыл бұрын
When said "Feeling guilty about premarital hooker sex? Go to church." I immediately thought, "How does going to the gym help me get over that?" But he meant actual church...
@henryxiao7083
@henryxiao7083 3 жыл бұрын
Yo you actually needa repent tf is yo channel, down horrendous.
@jygllic5197
@jygllic5197 3 жыл бұрын
@@henryxiao7083 you're the one who clicked sinner
@henryxiao7083
@henryxiao7083 3 жыл бұрын
@@jygllic5197 You got me there haha
@Brawler_Baddies
@Brawler_Baddies 3 жыл бұрын
@@henryxiao7083 No
@Mrvivaalgeria123
@Mrvivaalgeria123 8 жыл бұрын
lol did he just chug half a tub of preworkout
@marekparek7662
@marekparek7662 6 жыл бұрын
I would rather die than do that.
@marekparek7662
@marekparek7662 6 жыл бұрын
Maaaaan what the fuck you are real genius.
@drewkocak
@drewkocak 8 жыл бұрын
holy fuck that pope trenaddict scene, I'm fucking rolling
@warhawg9564
@warhawg9564 8 жыл бұрын
This was by far the weirdest BroScience video 😂 love it
@patrickfleenor8133
@patrickfleenor8133 8 жыл бұрын
This is seriously one of his best.
@purpleprinc3
@purpleprinc3 7 жыл бұрын
...I live in Saudi Arabia and at the gym you have to stop working out during prayer time...I really want to bring some dumbbells into the prayer room and lift as I pray...
@adammesheia
@adammesheia 7 жыл бұрын
I has to do that when I was Muslim , but I tolled them the only God there is the gym God and his prophet is gains
@billytheweasel
@billytheweasel 7 жыл бұрын
Alah Akbar-bell
@Effect-Without-Cause
@Effect-Without-Cause 7 жыл бұрын
You mean they make you stop proper praying for some fake bullshit?
@yesete777
@yesete777 7 жыл бұрын
you know it is possible to be respectful of other cultures right?
@ab-hx8bi
@ab-hx8bi 6 жыл бұрын
Which gym did you go to?
@ViciousAthletics
@ViciousAthletics 8 жыл бұрын
He our God turned water into protein shakes 🙏
@jigglybros4925
@jigglybros4925 8 жыл бұрын
I sacrificed my spotter after my daily lifting prayer for maximum gains
@imnotjackson5555
@imnotjackson5555 8 жыл бұрын
"that 1 piece of chocolate into 100% body fat" *picture of Bradley Martin*
@1youtubehero428
@1youtubehero428 8 жыл бұрын
The 10 Gainmandments of the Swoly bible
@TheTsugnawmi2010
@TheTsugnawmi2010 8 жыл бұрын
If lifting is a religion, what is cheat day?
@dylandonges3345
@dylandonges3345 8 жыл бұрын
TheTsugnawmi2010 its sunday when all the ass hole show up. leg day is like the Wednesday night dinner that no one shows up to.
@TheTsugnawmi2010
@TheTsugnawmi2010 8 жыл бұрын
dylan donges If Lifting is Catholicism then Leg Day is like Rastafarianism. They're both basically the same religion but no one has ever heard of the second one.
@TheTsugnawmi2010
@TheTsugnawmi2010 8 жыл бұрын
+Soul legend Satanism would be the smith machine, cross fit and yoga. Basically anything that actively undoes gains and replaces it with something else. Anyone who tells you to get on a smith machine is a false prophet
@gogleplusisshit1317
@gogleplusisshit1317 8 жыл бұрын
+TheTsugnawmi2010 Damn bro you're starting to sound like a powerlifter AKA fatfuck
@GazmanOfficial
@GazmanOfficial 8 жыл бұрын
Saturday nights
@BradleyMartynOnline
@BradleyMartynOnline 8 жыл бұрын
SQUAD
@ezakgodofpower3461
@ezakgodofpower3461 8 жыл бұрын
Bradley Martyn Nobody responded to you in 8 minute despite all your subscribers. That's sad. They probably didn't see you because you're so small.
@Mroreosniper
@Mroreosniper 8 жыл бұрын
Bradley Martyn lololol
@wettersocks
@wettersocks 8 жыл бұрын
SQUADDD
@jujn6215
@jujn6215 8 жыл бұрын
Bradley Martyn 100% body fat
@tombarnes6311
@tombarnes6311 8 жыл бұрын
Hey, bae!
@Polandsyndromebodybuilding
@Polandsyndromebodybuilding 8 жыл бұрын
This girl asked me what my favourite cuisine is. She doesn't know I'm a gym rat. What do I say?
@bobbobby7093
@bobbobby7093 8 жыл бұрын
whats that like a french Guido ???
@DietPropharah
@DietPropharah 8 жыл бұрын
Poland syndrome bodybuilding Lungesanga
@JosefigGaming
@JosefigGaming 8 жыл бұрын
If she doesn't know you're a gym rat just by looking at you you're doing something wrong. Lose the chick, hit the gym.
@DTRONBEATZ
@DTRONBEATZ 8 жыл бұрын
Poland syndrome bodybuilding you can tell her you workout at the gym and she probably notices that you like to workout you should invite her to workout with you😎
@woodlefoof2
@woodlefoof2 8 жыл бұрын
"she doesnt know im a gym rat" then you clearly arent a gym rat
@nanchoparty
@nanchoparty 7 жыл бұрын
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the lord these gains I keep If I should die before I wake A pic of me, the lord, please take amen
@purpleprinc3
@purpleprinc3 7 жыл бұрын
Sublime.
@danielbraga1181
@danielbraga1181 7 жыл бұрын
ahahhahaa "outrageous"
@runninman83
@runninman83 7 жыл бұрын
Nancho Party *wheymen
@nanchoparty
@nanchoparty 7 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAH
@SinsterSmile00
@SinsterSmile00 6 жыл бұрын
wheymen*
@Leo-yn5fx
@Leo-yn5fx 8 жыл бұрын
Dom the type of dude to say he flexed his face instead of saying smile.
@adam11172
@adam11172 8 жыл бұрын
6:50 20 minutes into netflix and chill and he makes this face at you
@WillTheNinja123
@WillTheNinja123 8 жыл бұрын
How did you get so much bigger than Brad?
@jeremywhitfield4556
@jeremywhitfield4556 8 жыл бұрын
You don't even need to lift
@alexandrhartman6814
@alexandrhartman6814 8 жыл бұрын
WillTymer do you wanna be bigger than Brad? just dont do crossfit...thats all
@TheProstum
@TheProstum 8 жыл бұрын
WillTymer The swoly bible can guide you to the light
@versacesarcophagus1005
@versacesarcophagus1005 8 жыл бұрын
If lifting is a religion, then what is cardio?
@RandomguyMr
@RandomguyMr 7 жыл бұрын
Versace Fa'eva voodoo, boy.
@jarret340
@jarret340 7 жыл бұрын
there are several sins in the faith of lifting. Cardio, cheat days, and rest days are 3 of them.
@andresislas9743
@andresislas9743 7 жыл бұрын
Cardio is another religion.
@Joe-kq3cm
@Joe-kq3cm 7 жыл бұрын
It's pretty much the Satanism of weightlifting cardio = no gains
@PesticidaL_SkiLLz
@PesticidaL_SkiLLz 7 жыл бұрын
Did we all forget about crossfit?
@SilverStackers
@SilverStackers 8 жыл бұрын
"turn your body into a hard lumpy meat statue..WHY THO?" LMAO
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsp3110
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsp3110 7 жыл бұрын
+alfred rodriguez why not?
@Joe-kq3cm
@Joe-kq3cm 7 жыл бұрын
hard lumpy *strong* HUGE meat statue you tell me why not
@jakedifatta
@jakedifatta 8 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh, 10/10 would watch again
@PreVailTzg
@PreVailTzg 8 жыл бұрын
Jake DiFatta agreed
@marcotrunzo
@marcotrunzo 8 жыл бұрын
Preach Father Brofessor! This gospel is straight from the Swoly Bible!
@matthewvandenelst7134
@matthewvandenelst7134 7 жыл бұрын
This was just one big commercial for The Swoly Bible. And I ain't even mad about that.
@JasielArredondo
@JasielArredondo 8 жыл бұрын
Makes more sense than any other religion in the world.
@brianmannion7097
@brianmannion7097 6 жыл бұрын
Real life Terminator. He never he mentioned the Bible or Christianity and there is thousands of other religions throughout history for thousands of years and hundreds throughout history with a large following. Your mentality is presumptuous and arrogant. Also the fact that he didn''t go into detail with the Bible or even mention it for the matter, you imply that its unequivocally one hundred percent truth because you said he doesn't even understand the Bible. That's shows insecurity because you know deep down that once that bronze age goat herder book is out of the question, you're left with nothing to show for to substantiate your absurd claims.
@brianmannion7097
@brianmannion7097 6 жыл бұрын
Where's god's plan? Where did it state this?
@brianmannion7097
@brianmannion7097 6 жыл бұрын
Real life Terminator Just testing to see if I was talking to a nutter. And I'm an atheist. You don't just get to assume shit and say shit based on that premise. A zionist? How in the actual fuck did you assume that? All you proved is that you're a condescending prick followed by quotation drivel that's proves nothing. Its you that lacks intellectual skills that believes in an ancient book that some magic man made this universe. "That’s what the Lord has said." How do you know?
@brianmannion7097
@brianmannion7097 6 жыл бұрын
So a dogmatic extremist demographic of Islam in many oppressed nations are building a nuke Saudi Arabia stating if they do they will as well every major power in Syria. That's proof a magic sky daddy waved a wand and made everything happen? Are you kidding me?
@brianmannion7097
@brianmannion7097 6 жыл бұрын
Real life Terminator Btw *your. How that for knowledge. Learn how to spell before using your big words
@YugiohMaster1987
@YugiohMaster1987 6 жыл бұрын
Bro, been watching your vids for a moment, gives me mad laughs once I'm done at the gym. You just got yourself another subscriber and I'm bout to order the "Swoly Bible".
@BruceWayne-io2fz
@BruceWayne-io2fz 8 жыл бұрын
Title is wrong, this is the 10 lifting commandments.
@bsmith6528
@bsmith6528 8 жыл бұрын
i feel like this whole thing was to promote his book
@MKAngeletti
@MKAngeletti 8 жыл бұрын
Obviously
@tpd134
@tpd134 8 жыл бұрын
Freak Beast Is it wrong for him to promote his book?
@bsmith6528
@bsmith6528 7 жыл бұрын
John Sheely No but I feel like when you base a whole video around selling your own product it takes away from the video in some sense. I've watched his videos for a LONG time and still enjoy them.
@billytheweasel
@billytheweasel 7 жыл бұрын
Freak Beast Two words for ya: So?
@tpd134
@tpd134 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I am trying to figure out how else the guy could advertise to his target audience? Oh, here is an idea.... Make a video. Sounds like a great idea.
@jcmartinez2302
@jcmartinez2302 8 жыл бұрын
Before you hit the gym, it is expected for you to recite this prayer, thou who doesn't recite this prayer may lose all their gains and never be able to gain again. Praise be thy Brosiah. Swole Father who art in the gym, Hallowed be thy gains Thy PR comes They lifts be done, On the bench as it is in the power rack, Give us this day our daily macros, And forgive us our failed PRs, As we forgive those who curl in the squat rack And lead us not into laziness, But deliver us from plateaus, For thine is the squat, the dead and the bench Forever and ever, Wheymen
@TovenDo.O.Video-
@TovenDo.O.Video- 4 жыл бұрын
"they don't pay me if I don't say it twice" ROFL now I now why everyone says it twice!
@Fred13Mr
@Fred13Mr 8 жыл бұрын
When you've just finished a workout(jk, you're never done lifting) and there's a new Broscience video!
@TruthViking
@TruthViking 8 жыл бұрын
If you're half Jewish half liftologist do you only do cheat reps?
@mikeyxgee
@mikeyxgee 8 жыл бұрын
If lifting is a religion, then what is dieting?
@MrRolloTamasi
@MrRolloTamasi 8 жыл бұрын
MikeyxGee sacrifice
@brianshanken1004
@brianshanken1004 8 жыл бұрын
Its like lent or some of the other restrictions of religions like not eating pork or meat on friday for old school Catholics
@MsMrdman98
@MsMrdman98 8 жыл бұрын
MikeyxGee blasphemy
@Yankeezcap
@Yankeezcap 7 жыл бұрын
purgatory,... unless you are doing a cut. if cutting dieting is "super heaven",... CAUSE YOU END UP LOOKING JACKED!!
@goudacheese33536
@goudacheese33536 7 жыл бұрын
best one yet. May the gains be with you, wheymen. support coming from GAINEZVILLE. #Gogators
@sam22312
@sam22312 8 жыл бұрын
So is Dom done lifting?
@brendan-louis
@brendan-louis 8 жыл бұрын
Nah, but Brad is.
@sam22312
@sam22312 8 жыл бұрын
Brendan Mitchell 😂😂 that was perfect
@TodunOlusola
@TodunOlusola 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan Mitchell what I don't get it lol.
@sam22312
@sam22312 7 жыл бұрын
Todun Olusola it's an on going joke about how Bradley Martin is smaller then Dom..
@redleader6186
@redleader6186 7 жыл бұрын
+Sam Rashedi its not even funny and its been run ing for too long. its corny now
@iliyan-kulishev
@iliyan-kulishev 6 жыл бұрын
This channel is too much for me ROFLMAO. I've just completed my ab workout for the day plus I'm in tears :D
@shazaibbiazahs
@shazaibbiazahs 8 жыл бұрын
Wtf why can't I skip KZbin ads on my phone anymore?!?!?
@cgnefarious5785
@cgnefarious5785 8 жыл бұрын
Because it's not an ad, but the actual video.
@Whatastic
@Whatastic 8 жыл бұрын
shazaibbiazahs because you skipped leg day
@shazaibbiazahs
@shazaibbiazahs 8 жыл бұрын
Christopher Neff...ha...ha.
@E6ABHnavy
@E6ABHnavy 7 жыл бұрын
I watched the entire ad because Dom deserves the support.
@elamericano9965
@elamericano9965 8 жыл бұрын
Before I begin my gym routine. 'Big baby Jesus, please bless these gains I am about to receive.'
@somemysteriousguy7114
@somemysteriousguy7114 7 жыл бұрын
"you go to church so when you die, you dont go to hell. you go to the gym so when you are alive you dont live in hell." classic😂👏
@00pepexxx
@00pepexxx 8 жыл бұрын
DONALD PUMP! Make America STRONG Again!
@tireman2319
@tireman2319 8 жыл бұрын
Pepex make America Swole again
@rogelio.reynaga7636
@rogelio.reynaga7636 8 жыл бұрын
Pepex make America GAIN again!
@TheBigboy181
@TheBigboy181 8 жыл бұрын
make America crossfit again......
@tireman2319
@tireman2319 7 жыл бұрын
Phenomenon Tech CrossFit is for guys who go and after a circle jerk every friday
@TodunOlusola
@TodunOlusola 7 жыл бұрын
Pepex swole again
@Kakashi42069
@Kakashi42069 8 жыл бұрын
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray to lord these gains to keep Wheymen
@melsoro7311
@melsoro7311 6 жыл бұрын
Kakashi wheymen 😂😂😂
@Akeel_
@Akeel_ 8 жыл бұрын
swear these videos are the only things that bring me joy anymore
@deleted72636
@deleted72636 8 жыл бұрын
lmao Pope Trenaddict 😂
@rockyalliston1122
@rockyalliston1122 7 жыл бұрын
I love all your and Bradley Martin's videos. Thank you both for the motivation! One day I'll be part of the bro nation.
@iknownotwho999
@iknownotwho999 8 жыл бұрын
only god can judge me...rest is social media :P
@willyschitumba5914
@willyschitumba5914 6 жыл бұрын
*God
@ryanjones5872
@ryanjones5872 7 жыл бұрын
As funny and comedic as these videos are, they have actually motivated me to go to the gym. I have been slacking the past weeks. Finding these videos have truly given me motivation. Btw, gnar pump works like a charm
@tiptoeremix
@tiptoeremix 7 жыл бұрын
may the gains be with you
@supremeclientele83
@supremeclientele83 8 жыл бұрын
"You go to church so when you die you don't go to hell, you go to the gym so when you're alive you don't live in hell" lol
@Recon_Morty
@Recon_Morty 8 жыл бұрын
Still got it Dom! May the gainz be with you too
@bowser515
@bowser515 8 жыл бұрын
Your gains are proof of your lifting. Hence Lifting is greater than any religion... Peace and iron.
@Richi805YugiKards
@Richi805YugiKards 6 жыл бұрын
So I just heard horrible news and found out my ex cheat ed on me with multiple guys and I have seen the pictures. I have been watching your videos and they have helped me slowly forget all this and I'm so grateful that you made these videos. Thank you
@saskeru9346
@saskeru9346 7 жыл бұрын
0:46 Yeah, you see, Dom gets it. Whether it's crossfit or worshipping the rack, it all leads to the ultimate goal.
@fawzyadam9294
@fawzyadam9294 7 жыл бұрын
Saskeru the Ultimate
@robcampbell2621
@robcampbell2621 7 жыл бұрын
5:20 The punchline of the riff that starts at 5:20... Awesome.
@darthvaper6745
@darthvaper6745 8 жыл бұрын
Best video yet!
@EazZieD
@EazZieD 8 жыл бұрын
Your the only person that's stayed consistently funny and not sold out
@ankiv9587
@ankiv9587 8 жыл бұрын
Too funny. Still sharp as ever!
@somedude84961
@somedude84961 8 жыл бұрын
that's the guilt kicking in
@DovrDovr-rh7pd
@DovrDovr-rh7pd 7 жыл бұрын
I stopped lifting about 6 months ago I just started lifting agin yesterday came back to see your videos you look the same so that makes me feel better about my self!!
@tylerdurden4732
@tylerdurden4732 7 жыл бұрын
It's right up there with the great religions, it's somewhere between voodoo and scientology 😂
@rasmustikka1505
@rasmustikka1505 6 жыл бұрын
Gotta say this must be one of Doms finest work.
@KaptainGamer117
@KaptainGamer117 8 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, Bradley Martin had gains.
@ImGoingSupersonic
@ImGoingSupersonic 6 жыл бұрын
Arguably the best vid Dom n Gian ever made
@fromearth6282
@fromearth6282 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@blackdave2211
@blackdave2211 7 жыл бұрын
Remember: DO. NOT. EAT. WHILE. WATCHING. DOM. *cleans PC screen*
@1stGoRide
@1stGoRide 7 жыл бұрын
I know Mike is a comedian, but this video really contains 100% truth. A huge fan of your work, Mr. Tornabene. Now since I can't have an awesome life like yours, being famous and driving your tuned 570S on a track, I'll unfortunately need to resort to AAS to have something resembling a goal, a reason to live. Thank you for providing truly excellent entertainment for millions worldwide.
@sambaxter2561
@sambaxter2561 8 жыл бұрын
When I got the book, that's exactly how I read it
@pashaboss6
@pashaboss6 3 ай бұрын
3:16 that anabolic lighting though
@emanueldolo
@emanueldolo 7 жыл бұрын
One of the best youtubers :D Keep it up
@jackheadford8678
@jackheadford8678 8 жыл бұрын
Best video you've done in ages!! Love it!
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