Don Jr. Goes To GREENLAND To PUSH For US Acquisition

[@Makhno74]

From Danish healthcare to US healthcare .. wow .. just taking a moment with that one .. cant see that flying.

[@meticulousperversions9064]

US healthcare?

[@jamesoreuben1998]

Yeah, imagine giving that up for US? But😮I think people😊are underestimating Prez T😎. If u look at his life, it has been about acquiring things. The only reason at the scale of Greenland was in his first term he had a lot distractions even with his party. Now is looking different, look at his carbinat, and having his buddy Elon for any Repub who obstruct him this time.

[@Makhno74]

Contradiction in terms ..

[@Amadeus8484]

I doubt even the Right in Greenland wants that. Why would they?

[@Makhno74]

You would think .. perhaps they will be promised riches beyond their wildest dreams.

[@nightelfuser]

I hope that Greenlanders are happy with losing their healthcare, and raising their retirement age to 70 in addition to lowering their life expectancy by 5y. Homelessness in Greenland must be brutal with that climate, but I'm sure that they'll manage.

[@randyross5630]

That Doesn't Even Make Sense since we would Cut Checks Directly to the Greenlanders, and they are About to Be Rich and Win the Lotto, than to add all the Extra Jobs via Mining to Fishing, and entering the Strongest Economy in the World, with Bigger Subsidies for Greenland than Demark Gives them they will Be Able to Afford the Best Health Care or the Best Government Healthcare via Government Taxes due to their new Excess Wealth, they will Retire Sooner, some Instantly, and will Live Longer via the Former, and there will be No Homelessness due to all the Big New Houses they Will Build with the Big Ol' American Checks they about to Get! It seems like you know nothing of what is actually going on in the US. The US is Massive, with 50 States and More Territories, with just Texas the Size of Germany, and the US far Larger in Land Mass than the Whole of the Europe! Yes, California and some other Mismanaged Cities have Homeless Issues, but I haven't Lived within a Thousand Miles of Any of That, that is How Large the US Is... Out of Over Well Over 350 Million People including New Immigrants, yes there are some US Cities in this Vast Area that is having Money Issues and a Homeless Issue, which honestly seems like Intentioanlly Mismanagement by the Dems, but that is getting Sorted Out as that Becomes more Apparent to those with a Stockholm Syndrome to them and their Spell will be Broken!

[@kwanchan6745]

americans are so dumb the chump wants the mineral wealth...contracts will be awarded to his family members...who will asset strip the place then the american taxpayer will be paying for greenland for the next 250 years

[@MM-Para_J]

@@randyross5630 Hahaha your prostitutes, i mean politicians dont even care about healthcare of their own citizens, but they will care for greenlanders. Riiight 😂😂

[@MM-Para_J]

@@kwanchan6745 Did you expect something else from Con man Dons cult? Imperialism is all of sudden great again. 🤡

[@jenskarlsson4744]

They wont all propaganda 100%

[@kevinstreeter6943]

Greenland is mostly indigenous. Their government has autonomy already. They will get more taxes and war if they are part of the U.S.

[@countryrds1]

And less medical care and education benefits.

[@Madferreiro]

And the full puerto rico treatment

[@lolazal1]

And industrial waste and unsafe water.

[@Blixey-r9z]

Just need to find enough sellouts to make rich with mining concessions and install them in power. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. The CIA has had tonnes of practice.

[@TheJoelef]

And being controlled by Israel

[@Amadeus8484]

Somehow I doubt that Danes would want to give up their healthcare and civil rights to join a country that is as despised around the world and doomed.

[@drewconlin9452]

We don’t want it….. their healthcare

[@mericanignoranc3551]

@@drewconlin9452 -->🤡

[@mericanignoranc3551]

@@drewconlin9452 The U.S. has the most expensive healthcare WITH THE WORST OUTCOMES IN THE MODERN WORLD! 60,000 AMERICANS PERISH AND MILLIONS GO BANKRUPT .....EVERY YEAR. We'll take ANYTHING ...class traitors

[@cheetooreo6636]

Someone said on twitter: "Trump wants Greenland because it looks really big on the Mercator projection." 🤣🤣

[@memyselfandi8544]

Someone has been in charge this whole time. None of this is a mistake or coincidence.

[@BoopOnYourNose]

😅😅😅

[@johnschmit6815]

Can IDF Americans returning from Gaza be arrested for war crimes?

[@dead_inside674]

I wish

[@alihenderson5910]

Can Hamas supporting Americans be arrested for terrorism?

[@dead_inside674]

@@alihenderson5910 make sense

[@brennancarter7721]

@@alihenderson5910Keep coping.

[@helphelpimbeingrepressed9347]

@@alihenderson5910 Resisting an occupier is not an act of terror, its an act of desperation.

[@NorthLVLowRoller]

Elon probably scanned the country and found 100 trillion in natural resources😂

[@memyselfandi8544]

You can’t have globalism and a bunch of holdouts. This is about Satan. Oh, and Elon is a witch.

[@martinfiedler4317]

Shadow Emperor Musk!

[@CrotchetyElder]

Shadow government is a conspiracy theory... You don't wanna be a conspiracy theorist do you?

[@lolazal1]

​@@martinfiedler4317nothing shadowy about it. He's ruling openly.

[@TheyRiseBand]

This country is off-the-rails ridiculous, at this point. Just a clown show, from top to bottom.

[@benburndred2226]

After 4 years of identity politics you think the the strategic acquisition of Greenland is stupid, ok!!

[@TheyRiseBand]

@@benburndred2226 We can't even fix our failing infrastructure at home or build enough housing for people-- we shouldn't be trying to expand our empire, until some very basic domestic problems are solved, first.

[@urrywest]

Trump dosn't seem as rediculous as the democrats.. Not as rediculous just funnier.

[@BeyondNarratives]

Better than Biden nuclear war

[@jacquesdemaille8653]

This is absolute lunacy. I can’t believe these are the discussions that are happening.

[@memyselfandi8544]

Because that’s the best story they could come up with to explain globalism. National security. Stupidity. Anything except the truth.

[@BeyondNarratives]

This is a gateway drug to TDS, everyone just ignore

[@traru4]

Hey, that’s a nice geopolitical location you got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it. 😂

[@djinnxx7050]

Those greenlanders need some American freedumb!

[@RiotforPeacePlz]

America can't even take care of their own people 😂

[@jamesoreuben1998]

Perfectly said, but 😮I think Russell😊is underestimating Prez T😎. If u look at his life, it has been about acquiring things. The only reason at the scale of Greenland was in his first term he had a lot distractions even with his party. Now is looking different, look at his carbinat, and having his buddy Elon for any Repub who obstruct him this time.

[@jaredleicht1656]

Not if we give trillions away to other countries in aid and importing illegal laborers. But that's ending now.

[@memyselfandi8544]

Never could. Never will.

[@jaredleicht1656]

@RiotforPeacePlz You got it backward. The people are supposed to take care of America.

[@slycat956]

You think the government is there to take care of you? Is the government your daddy

[@m.c.5459]

Greenland is subsidized because the profits from the mineral rich land go to private corporations and not the people. Public benefits corporations would fix all of that here and abroad, but no, we can’t have nice things because the corporations have to make humongous profits while the people barely get by.

[@freegadflyathome]

Don't really think US will help out with that. Make it 100Xs worse is the more likely outcome.

[@nealliske7700]

How many distractions can “they” manufacture?

[@TheyRiseBand]

UFOs, Greenland, etc. It's all so tiring. They could land a UFO on the White House roof and no one would care.

[@MatewanMassacre]

Trump, in many ways, is the epitome of the American psyche. Pure idiocracy.

[@johngillon6969]

aren't you good. so wise of you to point this out. i never realized that. thanks!

[@Nerdiness1985]

Worse than all the other war mongering, beyond corrupt pieces of shit president we have had during all the US engaged wars of the last 100 years mate?

[@memyselfandi8544]

For hundreds of years, you thought it was stupidity. Who’s the puppet, and whose the master?

[@MatewanMassacre]

@@johngillon6969 any time

[@MatewanMassacre]

@@memyselfandi8544 Hmmmm? 🤔 Well, I haven't been alive that long, for one. The other question seems S&M related, am I right

[@tonyjofenig6833]

Be careful what you wish for Greenlanders, just look at Puerto Rico...

[@Electra-xm7lu]

Puerto Rico, Cuba, Germany, Ukraine, Libya, Japan... It never touches anything with honesty. It is only sticks its nose to limit competition, betray, exploit, corrupt, and cannibalize.

[@Amadeus8484]

Worse, at least Puerto Rico doesn't have to worry about Arctic Storms, the first time Greenland's infrastructure collapses under American influence, they will freeze. If it can happen in Texas...

[@sdrc92126]

You've never seen Greenland. Puerto Rico is a paradise

[@zahrans]

@@sdrc92126 ....says the guy NOT living in PR and who doesn't know it's problems or of the negligence from Washington towards it?

[@sdrc92126]

@@zahrans Didn't millions of dollars get sent to Puerto Rico from Washington and ended up hidden in warehouses? Greenland is a rock pile with ice cubes and fewer people than many universities, much less university towns. At least you can go to the beach in PR

[@bytemecommunications]

Someone needs to tell Trump Snr & Jnr that the U.S. National Debt is $37 TRILLION and growing!

[@vilmathomas5158]

so tragic for denmark and moreso for the indigenous people in greenland. the danish pm spoke of a threat from the EAST but never spoke about a threat from the WEST. the US already has a foot in greenland's proverbial door but it wants COMPLETE DOMINATION ...

[@byronedwards8157]

So the Vikings are getting plundered by an orange yeti? Where’s the irony in that?

[@fartunali7857]

This has to be the best comment. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@memyselfandi8544]

It’s as if mankind is a wave reflecting off the west coast, smashing back into the European continent. The original settler house in Greenland is still used today. That is spiritual. Like Megiddo.

[@trickytrini2200]

The only thing green in Greenland is US greenbacks 🤣

[@zoolo919]

I guess its a matter of time and we will see on fox news ,ISIS attacks on greenland and green land needs some democracy 😂😂😂

[@memyselfandi8544]

You might wanna send your recommendation to Trump.

[@Cloudchopper-x1r]

You guys are so funny, cheered me up this morning. This is a far better way to handle Trump than getting so riled up into a heart attack.

[@Pdraver333]

I can't help but think he saw Greenland on a Mercator projection map (where it appears many times its actual size) when he got this idea.

[@africareigns]

Is this actual reality, or am I living in a virtual world?

[@patriayvida6850]

These days, reality is stranger than fiction.

[@urrywest]

@@patriayvida6850 The democrats instruction manual is 1984. This is welcome comidy relief.

[@djinnxx7050]

​@@urrywestOnly the democrats? You've not been paying attention, have you. The difference between parties is surface level, the core of both is 1984.

[@urrywest]

@@djinnxx7050 The new democrats make 1984 an instuction manual.

[@urrywest]

@@djinnxx7050 Democracy Now, news show, has become clearly on the side of censorship.

[@menudobucket9837]

“My son, Don Jr, is very used to mountains of snow.”? I had to back up the video and make sure this was ad-libbed! Great stuff! Could’ve been mountains of real snow, or mountains of snow when his dad gave him a snow job, or mountains of snow that he sucked up his nose, or all three. 😂

[@michaeljoseph796]

I am looking forward to the day when, as an American citizen, I too can be unemployed… In GREENLAND!!! 🇺🇸

[@gfarrell80]

Let's just hope he doesn't do the classic blunder and get involved in a land war in Eurasia...

[@borkingborker5567]

Unemployed, homeless, and lacking healthcare! Very exciting stuff!

[@TheyRiseBand]

They'll hire H1-Bs to work there, not citizens.

[@selim.digital]

Don’t say that Vizini…. Please?

[@web30web]

Greenland, Panama Canal, Canada, Golf of Mexico and..... Venezuela.. I don't think he forgot about it. Sick col__onialists will continue to grab, Isr style. But yeah Peace president

[@chrisrizzo6624]

How does this "Make America Great Again" ?

[@Bwarrior138plus]

Real estate? Polar bears? More fat people?

[@dead_inside674]

When was it great to begin with????????

[@web30web]

​@@Bwarrior138plusthis will only benefit billionaires

[@gfarrell80]

Back in the days of Greatness, America was continuously expanding and colonizing. To be great again, we truly need to keep expanding and acquiring. It seems insane but it is really quite in tune with America historically.

[@Nerdiness1985]

@@gfarrell80 White religious, upper class old men, with land and wealth. Sounds a lot like every time in history in Europe. Praise be to the king. Bow and accept your better you filthy peasants. Bask in the glory of your betters. They know better.

[@yotoronto12]

He probably paid a few people to wear those hats.

[@nightelfuser]

I love it when neocons show their true colors with very little encouragement.

[@borkingborker5567]

If Greenland joined the U.S. and became a strategic geopolitical position for NATO, it would ensure that Greenland is the target of nuclear weapons when WWIII starts.

[@memyselfandi8544]

The X band radars that watch Russia are already there. Been there for decades.

[@BoopOnYourNose]

"Welp, that's better than targeting us! Let's do this!"

[@Baseballnfj]

This has nothing to do with Greenland per se... only its location. Its about solidifying US military presence in the Artic. Its about the map

[@peterthegreat996]

You simply can’t take maga seriously. How did we get so low. Over a laugh? Price of eggs?

[@BenjaminBadbrother]

Blame the failures that couldn't beat him when they used everything they had

[@EchoJ]

We got so low by continuing to play the duopoly's game... Kinda like what you're doing right now with this comment.

[@memyselfandi8544]

I suspect MAGA breaks ranks over military expansionism unless it involves securing their own borders. Globalism is not what maga is about. They certainly didn’t fall for the “vaccine” hoax.

[@ananousous]

​@EchoJ We got so low by continuing to squabble and divide ourselves over petty, performative internet points.... kinda like what -you're- _we're_ doing right now with these comments

[@memyselfandi8544]

@@peterthegreat996 censorship should tell you that your being manipulated.

[@MikeElissen]

Ribbentrop during his visit to Poland in the summer of 1939: ´I´m only here as a Tourist´😅

[@TheWombat40]

Founded in 1700s? I doubt it, it was used as a stepping stone to the first European (viking) settlement on North America, about 500 years before Columbus. so it was settled sometime prior to 1000CE (AD for those that are slow on the uptake, like Trump Jr)

[@sdrc92126]

Greenland has a smaller population than many US colleges. Founding is a loosely applied term

[@JensPeterLiljegren]

“America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests.” Henry Kissinger. Denmark is now experiencing the fate of the vassal state the hard way.

[@tomhaan1633]

With 36.5 TRILLION in debt where the fuck is the "money" coming from to buy it?

[@meticulousperversions9064]

You believe that obvious non sense do you? Sounds like you just debunked it.

[@aaronmcconkey1062]

Out of the printer slowly losing value.

[@web30web]

They will buy it for free. Just thre__aten those who say NO.

[@Baseballnfj]

Same place that the billions sent to Ukraine came from

[@Silentnocturnes]

Your social security maybe.

[@marks6663]

I bet that Musk told him that there were huge lithium deposits for electric cars.

[@memyselfandi8544]

Lithium ore is cheap and plentiful. Refining it is expensive. $1000 of ore creates $27k of lithium.

[@marks6663]

@@memyselfandi8544 you can't process what you don't have.

[@BoopOnYourNose]

And all their billionaire friends are rubbing their palms together. Just waiting to get ahold of all those sweet mineral and oil deposits!

[@MadeleineTakam_Info_on_Profile]

Just so people will understand the Diner sequence better. The main languages spoken are Greenlandic, Eskaleut and Danish although English is taught in schools, it is at best to the level of “the cost of that item is” and “have a nice day”

[@MarilynChin-hb1dh]

Another aircraft carrier like Israel, South Korea, Phillipines, Etc. Then ski resorts and golf courses. Even if American citizens populate there, they are probably military support for families. Be careful what you wish for.

[@walterramjet]

looks like a lot of bribery

[@web30web]

Greenland must stay neutral if we want to avoid conflict between Rus and USA

[@17DogsInClogs]

I mean, shouldn’t Greenland have a say though?

[@BoopOnYourNose]

With 57K living there they could just have a show of hands, yay or nay

[@corneliusjones7518]

How do American citizens benefits from invasion in Graceland ???????

[@borkingborker5567]

It gives US access to the arctic circle which is going to be the future sight of a resource war as the ice caps melt and opens up new pathways to drill oil. Trump is trying to expand a dying Empire. Trump is a symptom of this dying and flailing empire.

[@web30web]

Billionaires will benefit, nobody else

[@memyselfandi8544]

More Elvis.

[@Huguillon]

The wigman goes full colonialist

[@CrotchetyElder]

Don't think that's a wig... Pretty sure he got hair transplants

[@dan-bz7dz]

57 000 people live there. Give them 1 million dollars each and that's 57 billions. Way less than you sent to Ukraine

[@shawnure6707]

It's all for military operations

[@Michelle-q4t]

That is just one Greenland guy, does he actually represent 57,000 people? National security? so they want to turn it into a military installation? apart from the oil resource. how are they going to do that and yet maintain the beauty of the island? are those people in that restaurant not considered government officials during their dinner time or lunch hour? just asking! Make Everyone Prosperous Again. MEPA. Not just the corporation.

[@RenegadeManta799]

He's not even Greenlandic. He's an Arab immigrant to Denmark who's been arrested multiple times.

[@davidcanatella4279]

Yeah Denmark takes too much from the land and its people, but Washington is so much different!😃🌈🌠💥🎉 Oh boy, this is going to work out just fine. I can see why the people can't contain their excitement. I mean just look at Puerto Rico!

[@bernardmauge8613]

"We are going to treat you well' Ask the Inuit.

[@memyselfandi8544]

Ask us Cherokee. We’ve been treated like guests in our own home. Sent away like ancient history.

[@JensPeterLiljegren]

Exactly and to the point. As a colonial nation Denmark enforced 'modernization' on Kalaallit Nunaat from 1950 an onwards without asking the indigenous Inuit people. The forced change from a traditional hunter society to a Scandinavian welfare system came at a very high price: Cultural uprooting and Danish racism and ignorance about the tolls of the modernization process. As a Dane I think that the Inuit people of Kalaallit Nunaat and their political representatives at the Inatsisartut have to decide the future course for themselves. I wish them the very best whatever way they choose to go🫶🏻🇬🇱

[@JohnTravena]

A few months ago there was talk of Greenland joining CONCACAF, so this probably wasn’t Trump’s original idea.

[@mikeshipley5626]

Except for he started this in @ 2018

[@freegadflyathome]

Huh, Greenland wants to secede their country ...to join the US, adding insult to injury, to join a different football league?

[@memyselfandi8544]

It’s a big club, and the plan was published long ago. If you have to ask, you are not in the club.

[@JohnTravena]

@ Geologists studied the mineral composition of Greenland long before.

[@SkeletorsSon]

Trump as US President is like a Simpson's episode, you remember the Homer parts but forget the others, in this case what Addelson, Elon and congress are doing.

[@stanrix]

Christ! I wouldn’t want to join the USA

[@andrewshelley3858]

These people have absolutely no fear of anything. I would be afraid for my life if I were to go to Greenland and act like a savage like they're doing.

[@heretoforeunknown]

The CIA needs to foment a revolution in Greenland pushing MGGA to the leadership role, forcing out any claims by Denmark, and leaving the island available for territory status under the American umbrella. The CIA used to do this kind of work all the time in the countries below our southern border. This would save a considerable amount of money not paid to Denmark, but it would still leave the American taxpayer on the hook for supporting Greenlanders until minerals and oil/gas could support the indigenous population.

[@Riftsight]

Canada and Greenland might be 2 new states but not Cuba and Puerto Rico? Definitely not a serious thing this.

[@1974Qball]

Cuba and PR have ZERO resources, just a money funnel.

[@easilytrackableinternethum3018]

Cuba is out of the question and Puerto Rico is a tax haven.

[@mikeshipley5626]

Cuba was almost purchased during the civil war

[@web30web]

Oh we forgot about Venezuela.. He did not mention it yet. And you know he will go for it just sickening

[@mattboyer3385]

Cuba is a sovereign nation

[@WillowEtain]

LOL how has Don Jr not Od'd yet?? What an embarrassment

[@peterthegreat996]

Our entire nation is now an embarrassment. We’ve shamed ourselves before our ancestors. Especially our veterans.

[@cubey]

​@@peterthegreat996 It's been an embarrassment for decades.

[@WillowEtain]

@ Yep!! Certainly did

[@djinnxx7050]

​@@peterthegreat996Britain is definately ashamed of you, yes. Just look at the mess you have made, this is not how you were raised, but you just had to let greed take over and failed to curtail colonial ambition. And the natives paid for it.

[@ellsbells9943]

smells like a coup to me

[@larryriley8802]

Gulf of Mexico about to become the Gulf of America. Woohoo. That’s getting things done.

[@ukrainted_states_of_amerael]

Sick. Then the PLA Navy can finally float aircraft carriers there and call it 'freedom of navigation, int'l waters'

[@TheTuxmania]

Undoubfully there are US assets active in Greenland, just as everywhere else there are unrest.

[@giglobro09]

My grandfather was in Greenland during ww2 . I don't know if that airforce base is still there or not.

[@TheyRiseBand]

Thule air base is still there.

[@kevinstreeter6943]

We should be reducing the empire, not expanding it.

[@Amadeus8484]

Would anyone be surprised if the Donald believe Greenland is all Green and that he wants it instead of Iceland? You know the centuries old joke the Vikings played on everyone?

[@MadeleineTakam_Info_on_Profile]

I think the majority inhabitants of Greenland, The Inuit might take issue with 1721 being the founding of Greenland.

[@JensPeterLiljegren]

And particularly claiming that the Danish missionary Hans Egede (the statue Don Jr. is pointing at) founded Greenland.

[@eberger02]

I’m not Danish but have known a few. They have a really good social safety net, that includes healthcare. Does not surprise me that a single young healthy person with a job should want MAGA. Now get an old person, an unemployed person of a homeless person. No way they will want to join a declining empire to get a way worse society.

[@RenegadeManta799]

Even as a young healthy American with a job, I'd much rather live in Denmark and pay the taxes. It's safe, everyone looks like me (blond hair blue eyes), they don't let immigrants overrun their country. I'll gladly pay more in taxes for all that!

[@marybaer4660]

IT DOES NOT MATTER DEMON CRAT OR TRUMP. THEY BOTH SERVE THE SAME MASTER.

[@nealliske7700]

Real estate deals? What a cosmic joke humanity has become…; you have to throw back your head and roar with laughter! Can we please get a spiritual connection with life and then push the “reset” button! ❤!

[@libertas5552]

The chances of California, Oregon and Washington state joining Canada is much higher, than Canada joining the US. Oh, by the way, Vermont, Mains and New Hampshire are very welcome to join Canada.

[@cubey]

It's theater. Stupid theater, but theater none the less.

[@strayedarticle2838]

We literally have hundreds of dilapidated cities, and towns, all over the USA. Why don't we fix those places, rather than gentrify another country. The US government annexed Hawaii, and now the military owns most of it, and native Hawaiians can't afford to live there anymore.

[@alexwashchuk5191]

The minerals to be mined in Greenland are buried under half a mile of ice, the technology to do this barely exists and is a very costly investment. The idea is to get these precious minerals out to build batteries to help stop Greenland from melting, "global warming", by destroying it environmentally by mining. Bill Gates proposed this years ago

[@TheHaubs11tx]

And I thought imperialism was dead well land, imperialism, economic imperialism is what we fight wars for. I guess you could also call it resource imperialism. But I never thought I’d see another land grab from the United States, but I shouldn’t have been so naïve.

[@Shoutinthewind]

I’m actually kinda in favor of this. Not because it’s a good idea but because it’s so nakedly ridiculous that it shows the imperial game for what it is.

[@fred6319]

did he mention they will lose their government healthcare and pensions?

[@BoopOnYourNose]

They will cherish and protect Greenland---from universal heathcare!

[@dc7370]

Don't ask Iceland, Greenland.

[@chw5044]

With all debt America has, who would pay for this shopping sree and call trumpy MAD not maga

[@luisvilla799]

I’m pretty sure the natives of Greenland would love to pay for healthcare and university and see what they get in return

[@IllegalAlien-ep2ty]

People are leaving the USSA asylum. Why would a country want to join the US?

[@inoshikachokonoyarobakayar2493]

Doctor gives a MAGA Greenlander 6 months to live. Can't pay their bill, Doc gives em' another 6 months.

[@salvo5108]

I wonder if the Danish kingdom will put up a fight, and what will the UN say? Is this potentially against the international rule of law? 😅😂

[@DannyKa-x8z]

Gave all our weapons to Ukraine .... and our F-35 can't fly, so there you go ;)

[@ahG7na4]

shuffling around territories with people on them is feudalism and as such either against UN law or orthogonal to it

[@RayNeal-t4r]

“”Fear the Danes and their dogs, their DOGS!”

[@Project_Cy]

I heard he partied up there and now he is known by Greenlander's as "the snowblower."

[@tigrecito48]

did they find gas & oil under greenland??

[@athklymqimtb]

A shit ton

[@robb6681]

Because USA has done such a good job with their own country

[@RenegadeManta799]

The guy in the thumbnail wearing the MAGA hat is not Greenlandic. He's an Arab immigrant to Denmark who's been arrested multiple times.

[@dibutler9151]

I can understand wanting zero contact with cruise ships, lol. Can we just acquire Canada and Central America and leave the rest of the world alone and in peace without mass genocide? I could get onboard with this. Greenland is super expensive, looks like the surface of the moon, and while the Faroe Islands are very beautiful, there are 10,000 sheep for every one person. And freezing cold water. What I'm saying is, not exactly prime locations for American vacationing, for like, 98% of the population.

[@ladislasdurand8136]

Greenland urgently needs more democracy !!!

[@josecarrasco4917]

Thats great 1 thing they loose is health care

[@gfarrell80]

Gonna be real embarrassing when after a 20 year violent occupation the US military is forced out of Greenland by local militias of resisting Greenlanders. But the MIC will have made money, so mission accomplished.

[@ricb7801]

Even if the US acquired Greenland, that would only make it the second largest country in the world--not the first like everyone seems to think.

[@pellelindbergh7483]

What are we actually witnessing right now??

[@karenbole7130]

Bizarro world

[@JozefKRichards]

"People are too 'offended' over there," he said.

[@steveabdelkoui5663]

Wow, just wow. Shocked at Trumps mouth.

[@MistahJigglah]

I'm honestly surprised Keaton's such a big fan of pickled herring in a tube.

[@maporte4]

I mean, at least it's a little more humane than the way every other society in human history has ever expanded their territory.

[@magnusskallagrimsson6707]

Russell: Iceland’s fermented shark is hákarl (howkarl). It’s part of the Thorramatur, the traditional dishes on Iceland.

[@leevuong8843]

All that MAGA crap is much better than the Muppet Show. And MAGA is the gift to humanity that keeps on giving... LIke Don Jr looking for snow... LOL

[@BoopOnYourNose]

Mountains of snow, loll

[@magnusskallagrimsson6707]

I wonder how much they paid people for the photo opps?

[@danielcharlesfilms2897]

Imagine thinking changing a coat of arms is a substantial offering. It just shows how insanely subjugated those people really are. Maybe MAGA would be better than that.