Words are important, kids. Bill should have used "roused" not "aroused."
@SixteenTonesStudio9 ай бұрын
now, how many patients on our census did you ruse this morning, Dr. Patch Adams?
@namantherockstar9 ай бұрын
Glau inspires me.. My parents said if i get 60K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...
@Katie29869 ай бұрын
@@namantherockstarThey upped the ante from 50k? 🙄
@Idran9 ай бұрын
@@namantherockstarwhat kind of rock star needs their parents to buy them fancy gear
@ConstantlyDamaged9 ай бұрын
@@namantherockstar Sounds like a skill issue.
@hashslingingslasher979 ай бұрын
In fairness to bill, that's the opposite of what you're taught in medical school.
@Merumya9 ай бұрын
and its STUPID. As a guy working with language, I know that many complicated words only exist to make the guy saying them sound smart and everyone else feel dumb. most things can be said and explained in easily understandable words. unless you have to be specific or are talking to the neurologist.
@lightworker29569 ай бұрын
And I kind of hate that. I know a couple of really smart people who are secure in their intelligence, and they don't feel the need to use unnecessarily complicated words just to sound smart. They just use understandable, everyday words when possible.
@Internetguy_L337_90D9 ай бұрын
not in med school nor am i a doctor but i always talk in layman terms when i talk to people unrelated to my work.
@Whitecroc9 ай бұрын
@@lightworker2956 As someone who is on the spectrum, I tend to fall back on obscure or highly technical terms by default. This isn't to sound smart; it's a mixture of liking how they sound and also because they tend to have very specific connotations, and I aim for accuracy in my speech. I know this is a terrible habit, though, so I work hard to pare it back. Thank goodness that I read Hemingway as a teenager: learning that you can often say *more* with *less* was a huge eye-opener for me.
@blueninja0129 ай бұрын
@@WhitecrocI'm quite possibly on the spectrum and I also tend to use more complicated words, moreso because I can't think of any others in the moment
@KyleRayner129 ай бұрын
In all fairness, I've gotten yelled at for not using words like this, depending on preceptor. The real lesson here is that attendings are arbitrary and opinionated, so you have to be a chameleon to please them.
@mahoganywolf88439 ай бұрын
It's very silly, really. Sometimes you need to use jargon to avoid confusion or for efficiency, but using jargon when a perfectly good normal word exists just makes you sound pompous.
@KyleRayner129 ай бұрын
@@mahoganywolf8843 My hospital has a rule against using the abbreviation for shortness of breath in notes, because now that pts can read them, some interpret it as an insult because SOB means something very different in normal parlance.
@ferelith-NZ9 ай бұрын
@ReneeMontoya12 yep. I used that once & the patient saw it, and he did wonder out loud about it. I just explained it and we had a laugh. Good times 😂...
@gerald45359 ай бұрын
I just imagine the patient like "Wow, I know my wife thinks I'm an SOB, but doctors too? Maybe it is time for therapy" Lmao.@@ferelith-NZ
@mathieucozien57369 ай бұрын
And how many attendings did you _please_ this morning?
@Zel91539 ай бұрын
We just gonna ignore Mr. Brown's "no, but I could get there" 😂😂
@riverstein72519 ай бұрын
Mr. Brown is willing to do anything for science, especially medical education! 😂
@sybilmcpherson22409 ай бұрын
Lol😂😂😂😂
@NorseForse9 ай бұрын
Oh no we’re not.😈😂
@SpamLamb19 ай бұрын
I sure didn't!
@EvilPaladin118 ай бұрын
"Mr. Brown, please keep your hands out of your pants."
@eternalsugarhigh68439 ай бұрын
I feel exactly this way every time a resident tells me that they didn't appreciate a heart murmur. I assume they heard one, but the murmur was very rude and they didn't appreciate.
@lambentlamprey9 ай бұрын
I mean, if someone is trying to find me only to try and weaken me or make me disappear entirely, I'd be pretty rude tbh.
@hydrangeadays9 ай бұрын
😂
@LibraryAce9 ай бұрын
The patient probably doesn't appreciate it either, even if they aren't aware that is what needs to be fixed.
@sim_aware9 ай бұрын
LOL, feel the same way when I hear faculty say that with the simulators
@Sam-nf5gy9 ай бұрын
Part of the neuro assessment in Epic is “Arousability”, and it forces us to select options like “Arouses to vigorous stimulation” and I still feel awkward every time I chart it.
@CptPatch9 ай бұрын
No need to feel awkward, it's perfectly natural!
@dangerszewski98169 ай бұрын
to be fair I think that's most people, whether they want to or not.
@hvymtal85669 ай бұрын
_Makes note to start pranking new EMTs by telling them to chart "arouses to vigorous stimulation" rather than "responsive to painful stimulus"_
@sszibler8 ай бұрын
😂
@Youtubehandlesaresilly5 ай бұрын
@@hvymtal8566hey, some people pay good money for that 😂
@marissarae9 ай бұрын
"of course, this is a teaching hospital" 🤣🤣🤣
@IrisGlowingBlue9 ай бұрын
++
@BrittanyNCrosby8 ай бұрын
I need to work this phrase into everyday conversations. So good.
@neurofiedyamato87639 ай бұрын
The fact the patient said 'he wasn't particularly aroused by Bill today' implies he meant the other definition. Which makes it so much worse when he says he gets aroused daily in the hospital and wouldn't mind if Bill aroused him now. Lmao
@namvu23629 ай бұрын
I like to think he knew and was just playing along 😂
@gemstorm165 ай бұрын
It just means he appreciates all the nurses and his sponge bath.
@HarryPotterFreak6239 ай бұрын
I broke when they got to "tactile stimulation" 😂😂😂
@mlindholm9 ай бұрын
Well I believe "digital probing" would have been a way to say "I poked em with my fingees ", while also leaving it interpretable as a double entendre 👉👌
@c0ronariu58 ай бұрын
At least he didn’t have to resort to pain stimuli.
@ada58519 ай бұрын
I have to defend Dr. Bill Bill here. In our Epic charting for my hospital network in Ontario, one of our pre-filled drop-down charting selections for a patient's sedation assessment is "Drowsy but easily aroused" 😂
@alakani9 ай бұрын
Story of my life
@elizabethmende41919 ай бұрын
In our (not epic) EHR the neuro section has a drop down selection and one option is: "Surprised if alive in 6 months". I swear to God! I objected but no one would change it".
@Mx.RumpusParable9 ай бұрын
@@elizabethmende4191 God I hope that's true, because that's one of the best laughs I've had in a while. Thanks!
@MsHeavenly7779 ай бұрын
@@elizabethmende4191I want this as an option! 😂
@sf-c19729 ай бұрын
@@elizabethmende4191savage. Good of you to try having it removed.
@GordonGordon9 ай бұрын
Story time! I was trying to push an incarcerated umbilical hernia that was causing a small bowel obstruction. Aka: the guy's small intestine got pushed through a pocket at his belly button, and the pinch was blocking his gut. There are some bad things that can result from this, so popping that sucker back through the buttonhole was important. Pushing on a trapped loop of small intestine hurts, obviously, and the patient got upset. Patient: Dude. I said it hurts. Why are you pushing it?! Me: Well, you have a small bowel obstruction. We gotta fix this! Patient: I don't even know what that is! Why are you hurting me? Me: OK. Let me explain. Sir, if we don't push this lump back in, you're gonna start sh*tting outta your mouth. Soon. Patient: .... .... ............... Alright. I got you. Do it. I'm ready. Thankfully, after some aggressive gentle pressure, we reverted his anatomy so he no longer had the digestive tract of a sea anemone . High fives all around.
@charatome8 ай бұрын
omg interesting how did it happen? and was there a way to prevent it from happening again? also were you able to find & fix the problem using only palpation? (sorry for all the questions)
@sszibler8 ай бұрын
Maybe before you hurt him, warn him? 😂
@Liandra247 ай бұрын
@@charatomethis is a random happening occurrence, and be thankful if it never happens to you. I have seen people just go to a person who knows how to massage specific areas like stomaches and move intestines back into place.
@darkacadpresenceinblood6 ай бұрын
"digestive tract of a sea anemone" omg you're an awesome storyteller😭
@GordonGordon6 ай бұрын
@@sszibler Oh we did. But yeah. It's easy to forget how technical things can be though. But when he knew the stakes, it all became clear.
@Berti39 ай бұрын
Sleep scientist here, we use the term arousal so much as it's how it's marked in our software for awakenings, but by god the amount of times i've been caught by patients when i say it's normal to have arousals every hour and please consent to this video recording for teaching purposes 😅
@frederickheard20222 ай бұрын
Hourly arousal? Better hydrate.
@mariahc64969 ай бұрын
"Of course, this is a teaching hospital" is underappreciated here. That made me fall over 😂
@kts89009 ай бұрын
That patient is GAME! "No, but I could get there." "Of course, this is a teaching hospital!"
@MorgenPeschke9 ай бұрын
"No, but I could get there" - solid gold 🤣🤣🤣
@troisquarts36599 ай бұрын
I'm having flashbacks to my times in ER with anti-psychotic induced priapism. Those docs nobly tried and often failed to speak with the right balance of professionalism and colloquial language. God bless our docs, every day that they arouse themselves to come treat patients.
@grmpEqweer9 ай бұрын
😮 Antipsychotics HAVE that effect? Not good!
@troisquarts36599 ай бұрын
@@grmpEqweer they can. It's usually fairly treatable within about six hours of onset.
@thecaffeinequeen9 ай бұрын
Report A: "Despite our best effort's, the PTs priapism remains firmly in place. Doctor A tried reducing by manual mechanisms via needle aspiration, but was unsuccessful in reducing turgidity." Report B: "12 hours post medication, the PT remains at full mast. We've not been able to induce half mast despite first threatening to stick a needle into the member, and when that proved unsuccessful we were forced to actually do the needle aspiration. This was still unsuccessful. PTs screams scared other patients and the nurse at hand closed his legs in empathy and issued a prayer. Recommending therapy for said nurse. Meanwhile PT's flag pole is still flying high. Need Consult."
@troisquarts36599 ай бұрын
@@thecaffeinequeen we went straight to needle aspiration each time, and there was no screaming. Other than the pain and awkwardness they were pretty chill experiences, I got to meet some nice people. I revert to humour under stress, I was restraining myself at times. One time the doc wanted to see if the lidocaine had kicked in so she took a needle and said "let's see if you can feel a little prick" and I was struggling to not say "well, I can see you feeling a little prick." Or multiple Michael Scott moments. Don't ever say "this is harder than it looks" when treating priapism. Or me not making crude jokes when a doc says "this is my first time".
@thecaffeinequeen9 ай бұрын
@@troisquarts3659 Ahaha those are good. I'll be honest, I do not work in the med field at all, just know a lot of people who do and have been in hospitals a fair amount myself. Truthfully, I think some doctors would appreciate the levity (well except the little prick one - that one might be better as "well that 's what my partner says") , a lot of those aspirations are done by those lower on the food chain, so to speak, and probably chock full of stress, so a good joke could go a long way. That being said, not as bad as the story of a penile degloving that a paramedic friend told me about - dude stuck it in one of those pool pumps. You ever seen a corn dehusker? Yeahh. Basically, what I'm trying to say is, docs, nurses, and especially paramedic / EMTS keep sane with gallows humor, so, you're fine if you let one slip out haha.
@whatshappening7089 ай бұрын
The sad, soft "all of them?" absolutely sent me
@venoltar9 ай бұрын
Gotta love that nurse who comes in at 3am every night to arouse you just to get survey data on your bowel movements. Highly appreciated.
@ChanceNP9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The other classic is writing the word “pussy” to describe a wound as having pus in it. In this case the medical word purulent should be used. 😂😂😂😂😂
@ferretyluv9 ай бұрын
Bill ended up doing that, too.
@TheRealJBMcMunn9 ай бұрын
When I rounded with residents and someone said a wound was "pussy" I'd always ask them to spell it.
@gtek13579 ай бұрын
And pyogenic would refer to something that creates pus? Can they be using interchangeably in some cases, purulent and pyogenic that is?
@vetreview20029 ай бұрын
@@gtek1357no, as you have already stated they can’t be used interchangeably. Pyogenic is an adjective describing the ability to create pus eg. pyogenic bacteria while purulent refers to the state .
@cathyo10899 ай бұрын
I was stubborn and would write it as pus-y 😂
@julietb56789 ай бұрын
I remember when my friend suffered a concussion at work and I took him to the ED, the doctor was explaining to his partner that he had to arouse him several times overnight. The doctor was trying to stay professional while me and my friend’s partner were giggling like 12 year-olds. 😂😂
@keeksstrondhigh25329 ай бұрын
Poor Bill, he was trying to impress only for him to feel ashamed for it
@kelsiemcveety9999 ай бұрын
"dont use words that sound vaguely scientific to sound smart just use words like a normal person" needs to be on the mcat
@BlindBatG349 ай бұрын
Given the cost of a hospital stay, it really seems like they could at least offer tactile arousal.
@11FBA119 ай бұрын
the technical term is "happy beginning".
@DGlaucomflecken9 ай бұрын
This isn’t the first time Bill’s words have gotten him in trouble kzbin.infojIeQ-cdDBWw?si=JaoxRhkR7pzP6NN8
@stalinglad9 ай бұрын
The fact that the top comment on that video is basically this skit lmao
@SonicRooncoPrime9 ай бұрын
Hey, continuity!
@emperor87169 ай бұрын
@@stalingladthat's what i was gonna say 😂
@AllTheHappySquirrels9 ай бұрын
I had forgotten about this one, thanks for the reminder! 🤣🤣💀
@catherinekhalili44129 ай бұрын
Lol
@exp27459 ай бұрын
Of course the patients were easily aroused, Dr. Bill is a smokeshow after all, especially now that he's gotten an entire Tinfoil Weekend of rest. He is downright glowing.
@netowner6669 ай бұрын
Lmao tinfoil weekend 😢
@lizard37559 ай бұрын
Poor Bill, I'm glad he got included in the meeting for the uprising; his insight on the life and working conditions of med students and residents will be invaluable
@qotu019 ай бұрын
That snigger by the med student was gold. In Australia we use "rousable"
@bjornronaldson60179 ай бұрын
Showed this to my wife, who works at a hospital. She was eating breakfast at the time. You can imagine the results.
@WelcomeApathy9 ай бұрын
Condolences on the choking death of your wife. RIP
@mahbuddykeith11249 ай бұрын
After she experienced a reduced level-of-consciousness from acute airway obstruction, was she easily aroused after the blockage was cleared?
@timothyroberts74979 ай бұрын
In fairness to Bill, he is pretty hot first thing in the morning.
@SugarandSarcasm9 ай бұрын
Poor Dr. Bill, not being particularly arousing to the patients 😢
@maurmi9 ай бұрын
Poor Bill. I've been using "drowsy but arousable" for my whole paediatric career 😬 Reminds me of my colleague who, if any one says "normal vaginal delivery " says if it's a normal delivery, it has to be vaginal, where else can the baby normally come out of?
@echassin9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of a General Surgery resident I knew that would often shout "Rectum? Darn near KILLED 'em!"
@kathymorehead36639 ай бұрын
how many times I charted easily aroused! that is what I was taught in nursing school back in the late 1960s. I finally realized what it sounds like in the late 1980s.
@WelcomeApathy9 ай бұрын
Twenty years of arousing patients?! Sounds tiring. LOL
@kylewaite90419 ай бұрын
This might be my favorite one yet. Holy hell, I choked on my coffee at the sad head shake at the end.
@codysurfer82329 ай бұрын
Mr. Brown was like he's not my type, but I can imagine him getting there XD
@shadowdroid7769 ай бұрын
I was taught to always say "awake alert and oriented" followed by a number to explain how aware the patient was. Do my preceptors in clinicals want me to say that? Nope, they just want me to say if the patient is awake or not. I'm mad lol
@___Laura9 ай бұрын
I am a non-medical person working in a hospital open office full of doctors discussing their patients. They try to use as many of these words as possible, they're completely unintelligible sometimes :')
@grmpEqweer9 ай бұрын
HIPAA requirements win.
@RobespierreThePoof9 ай бұрын
Just learn the vocabulary
@___Laura9 ай бұрын
@@RobespierreThePoof I am! But I am new there
@ChrisAshtear9 ай бұрын
So is their handwriting
@meganofsherwood36659 ай бұрын
Switching back & forth is very hard! You get scolded by the attendings for using plain-speech in presentations or notes, so you have to _think_ in medical-ese, but then when you're talking with the patient (while mentally drafting notes and consults), you have to switch back
@KatK1409 ай бұрын
Perfect video. One of my biggest pet peeves is this documentation. I’m going to show this video to my students. Well done!!
@lheonardot17409 ай бұрын
Bill listen but doesn't understand. At the senior last question, he needed to answer none, he woke them up. Poor Bill, too tired and defeated to use his brain.
@greggae27359 ай бұрын
This is a classic Attending routine. I am sure every med student has to endure it as a hazing ritual at some point. The colloquialism for purulent also is a favorite…🙄
@adamspark92599 ай бұрын
My heart breaks for anyone unable to laugh after seeing this. Good grief Will. I only hope that you have some idea of how talented you are man.
@v205749 ай бұрын
Thank you for being so accommodating, Mr. Brown
@harnutvlad76629 ай бұрын
Wait till Bill tells the patient about the knee jerking reflex
@garion0469 ай бұрын
Mr Brown is the best kind of patient. Having fun responding to doctors, engaging with teaching, and lightly trolling Bill for educational reasons. Good job Mr Brown. ... ... ... ... No, not that kind of job. Get your mind out of the gutter.
@Emilio19859 ай бұрын
Bill's gotta pay his med school debt somehow.
@sim_aware9 ай бұрын
LOL
@jerrykinnin79419 ай бұрын
At my church same denomination i was raised in. But a new to me church. They had the state pastors conference one year. Seen one of the pastors on staff talking to my childhood pastor. I walked up pastor Steve said hows it going? I said Great news I dont need to go to Detroit for Mexican Coke anymore. They got it right here in town. The look on Pastor Steves face was PRICELESS. Bro.Birum stuck his hand our said Jerry Hows your Momma doing at her new church. Mom had become a Methodist minister. Recently. He turned to Pastor Steve and said he's had Great stories all his life. That was a GREAT little church of 1200
@LadyAnuB9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@christopherg23479 ай бұрын
Does Bill want to get a nickname? Because that is how you get nicknames!
@floataway39 ай бұрын
I recall back in college theater, we were performing Titanic: the musical. One of the guys had a line after the iceberg "I'll go rouse the crew!" Dude just could not stop adding an A, I think it even happened on one of the performance nights, where the line ended up with "I'll go arouse the crew!" while the rest of us had to keep a straight face.
@auntiegin71099 ай бұрын
I love relaying comments from radiology that something is unimpressive, particularly telling someone that their brain is “unimpressive “
@cereal_chick251518 күн бұрын
In an extremely crowded field, this might just be your funniest skit yet. Fully had a coughing fit laughing at this.
@FutureAIDev20159 ай бұрын
Uh...either Bill needs to use less ambiguous terms or everyone else needs to get their heads out of the gutter 😂
@Joy210909 ай бұрын
Or both!
@voodoobunny139 ай бұрын
Sitting at the OR front desk as a happy little surgical tech watching an attending surgeon grill his resident like, "now listen here Bill...when describing a wound full of pus in your note, you use the word 'purulent.' Never ever EVER write 'p-u-s-s-y.' Do you understand now?"
@Zosio9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the first time I came across neurosurgery visit notes that had the provider describing the patient's neck as "supple."
@ferretyluv9 ай бұрын
I’ve seen that listed in symptoms to examine for in suspected cases of meningitis. What are you supposed to say?
@markgodish13479 ай бұрын
@@ferretyluvmy templates say "no nuchal rigidity noted" because we don't actually flop our patients necks back and forth on rounds every day.
@Flowmada9 ай бұрын
@markgodish1347 Taking notes for med school now. Supple: able to be flopped back and fourth daily Necks: not supple, only flopped pre-op to tenderize the brain
@ScubaFanatic609 ай бұрын
I'm going in for neck surgery in a few days. I'll have to check the surgery report and see if my neck is supple. 😂
@jlsajulan9 ай бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughing so much
@GGorsty9 ай бұрын
I agree. I agree very.
@Liriq9 ай бұрын
it appears that your humor and laugh responses are appropriately aroused
@AviIsAwesome9 ай бұрын
Would you say you have gastric discomfort from excess joviality?
@shellyrae7779 ай бұрын
😂 This is what we needed right now, laughter truly is the best medicine!
@egonmilanowski9 ай бұрын
I've always hated that flammable/inflammable, rouse/arouse, ravel/unravel, press/depress, and caretaker/caregiver are not antonyms.
@jonathanosteen96149 ай бұрын
It's rare that I see a video that makes me wish I could give it multiple upvotes, but this is one!
@Im0nJupiter9 ай бұрын
Found the redditor!
@fevre_dream85429 ай бұрын
Former scribe here: half the time we're saving doctors from their own medical jargon by reminding them of this.
@OhSoTiredMan9 ай бұрын
I can relate to Bill without being a doctor.
@cathyo10899 ай бұрын
This is coffee-outta-nose level humor..... you made my morning! 😂😂😂😂
@nyarparablepsis8729 ай бұрын
I felt that on a personal level.
@jamesf4569 ай бұрын
Yes but were you aroused?
@WelcomeApathy9 ай бұрын
So did Bill. And Mr. Brown, apparently.
@Eligio12345676 ай бұрын
I’m glad to see Bill hangin in there, I thought he would’ve been fired by now 😂
@WondrousPurple9 ай бұрын
Silly humor, sophomoric humor ... love it. :)
@Katie29869 ай бұрын
A friend of mine just had a hilarious post-op check-up where the doc got tangled up about pussy/full of puss 🤣
@TPishek9 ай бұрын
We had the word PURULENT drilled into us for this reason 😅
@a243969 ай бұрын
The term to use (and chart) is "purulent" and NEVER any other version of the word "pus" - or you may end up as the featured guest speaker during chart review...
@Katie29869 ай бұрын
@@a24396 it’s especially funny because he’s a very well-regarded neurosurgeon and pretty stuffy 🤣
@Katie29869 ай бұрын
@@TPishek I believe he’s one of those docs that doesn’t generally think patients understand “big medical terms” 😂
@nikolaysitnikov7969 ай бұрын
Dr Glaucomflecken previously made a video on the need to use "purulent".
@moose99moose9 ай бұрын
I’m often told a patient is nauseous, which is a bit harsh (if occasionally accurate) 😂
@Katie29869 ай бұрын
I was thinking, no that’s wrong, and then I got it 🤣🤣🤣
@aaliyahkishore2469 ай бұрын
@@Katie2986would you please explain
@Kineth19 ай бұрын
@@aaliyahkishore246Nauseous is used to describe something disgusting, or that causes nausea. Nauseated is what you get when you are exposed to something nauseous.
@aaliyahkishore2469 ай бұрын
@@Kineth1 ohhhh thank you so much
@grmpEqweer9 ай бұрын
"The peasants are revolting!"
@melinad50149 ай бұрын
This is one of my favourite videos!! I immediately rewatched it
@Speensinc9 ай бұрын
Pro tip for all upcoming medical professionals, if you need to describe a wound saying purulent is a lot more professional looking that adding a y to the end of pus to try to turn it into an adjective.
@josecarlosalvarezhuerta37869 ай бұрын
Can you give me an example
@ItsAsparageese9 ай бұрын
On the flip side, sometimes you have to avoid the normal word and use "purulent" to describe an infected wound so you don't chart something, ahem, sussy 😂
@shunyatfok-ou9sg9 ай бұрын
Can confirm, was writng "Patient easily aroused" under CNS on my progress notes for about 5months when i first started working as a Pediatric nurse who looked after infants to teenagers.
@davidy229 ай бұрын
When he says all of them at the end, he means the definition that he didn't want to use
@MsHeavenly7779 ай бұрын
I get silly mental images when I read that a Pt had "deranged electrolytes" in an MD note. I also giggle when a CT of the head was negative (nothing there). We use Cerner, and arousable is one of the drop down options in the neuro status section.
@ts256799 ай бұрын
If you just drop the "a" you get roused which means "cause to stop sleeping" and gets you out of the awkward innuendo aroused now implies.
@BelalAlDroubi9 ай бұрын
"Pray tell"😂😂😂😂😂😂
@redflamearrow71139 ай бұрын
This video had me rolling on the floor with laughter! 😂😂 😂
@cindyhesson92139 ай бұрын
I just love your show ❤
@Elizabeth-rq1vi9 ай бұрын
I laughed out loud! 🤣🤣 in all honesty if it wasn’t for the sexual inference, I would use “arouse”.
@chipe123o49 ай бұрын
"some doctors legate lesions, I just tie them and it works just as well" Or something like that, it is a real quote I just don't remember it perfectly. Unless necessary, use simpler words to avoid confusion.
@mrshikari27 ай бұрын
"it's a teaching hospital" 😂
@molotovEOD9 ай бұрын
One of my favorites is “ambulate”. Nurse: “The patient wasn’t able to “ambulate””. Me: ”OK, but can he walk?” Or… Me “I need to pee” Nurse: “I’m sorry, you still have too much anesthesia, you can’t “ambulate.”” Me: “No? But I can walk!” Nurse: “”Ambulate” means “walk!”” Me: “No, “ambulate” means “move”, which is why I’m on an “ambulance”. The VA was happy to see me leave, but my wife wasn’t happy to take me home! LOL.
@garrettkajmowicz9 ай бұрын
"Unable to ambulate" means a billable ambulance transport.
@englishgalmd9 ай бұрын
Multiple dictionaries including Miriam Webster endorse walk as the definition, in addition to move from place to place.
@LadyAnuB9 ай бұрын
When the patient is pedantic 😂
@pikekeke9 ай бұрын
When you try to be smart and pedantic about words but actually don't know the definition of words and turns out the nurse used the word correctly.
@moo3oo3oo39 ай бұрын
"ambulate" and "ambulance" both come from Latin ambulō which means "I walk"
@kevinbarry64289 ай бұрын
The disconnection between the jargon we're taught to respect and practicing in real life is daunting.
@fariesz67868 ай бұрын
to be fair, if you lead the conversation by asking Bill how his Mr Brown is this morning, you basically had it coming.
@JonathanMichael9 ай бұрын
At least Bill didn’t tell his IM attending that “patient is awake, conscious, and coherent” on a GCS3 patient just like how he wrote “shortness of breath” as a study indication for a CT scan he requested that was caught by the radiologist that brought him to the light.
@h2oninja8789 ай бұрын
this is amazing
@tammyt34345 ай бұрын
"How many patients did you arouse this morning?" Listen, it's not MY fault I look fabulous in scrubs, okay?
@WelcomeApathy9 ай бұрын
Mr Brown's nod after the attending said all the people on the floor could use arousal sent me! Lmao!
@hybridhelix889 ай бұрын
The three sins in medicine: I: Using words that Nobody understands II: Using abbreviations that nobody understands III: Ugly handwriting that nobody can read
@kelseyregank-drawproductio95109 ай бұрын
Dr. Glaucomflekem, do you ever work with American Sign Language Interpreters?? I’m an ASL Terp who specializes in medicine, I LOVE working in all the different hospitals, and would be fascinated to see frankly ANY of your characters interact with an interpreter😂
@E-Brightvoid9 ай бұрын
Perfect. Just perfect
@alicevioleta31847 ай бұрын
in fairness, an attractive doctor waking you up is never a bad thing
@ShaneTheViking8 ай бұрын
I like using big fancy words too, but you must use them carefully, or listen to this for the next 30 years
@cturtle979 ай бұрын
I hurt from laughing. Thank you.
@joelschwartz30619 ай бұрын
Came here to laugh....did not disappoint. My laughter was aroused.
@ytfeelslikenorthkorea9 ай бұрын
:) awkward hospital encounters :)
@aink919 ай бұрын
I can confirm I have been in Bill’s position before… Never again 😂😂😂
@cszero21097 ай бұрын
Back when I was in school (16 years ago) “easily aroused” was a pretty standard thing to write. These days with this new generation, I know if I chart that they are going to look at me weird.
@PlanktonWhisperer9 ай бұрын
"Oh an episode where Bill is showing signs of improvement 😊" ... 😢
@amylandry41089 ай бұрын
P😢😢R Bill 😢 Jeez Luiz…. bless his heart ❤️ 😅
@aland72369 ай бұрын
I too find myself frequently experiencing case of foot-in-mouth syndrome, easily conflated with a simple viral infection.
@alakani9 ай бұрын
Well that's one way to easily arouse the patient, but foot-in-mouth only works on 15% of the population
@spacelizard60598 ай бұрын
"[sighs] ...the patient woke up" HELP IM DYING
@not_your_average_old_lady9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂I just got discharged after a week and I needed this 😂😂😂😂😂