Don't Be Cute

[@Grushvak]

Don't fall asleep watching Elden Ring PVP with autoplay on, you'll wake up to a video like this and you'll think you're having a fever dream.

[@FemboyDestroyer8008]

Sounds like the perfect reason to fall asleep with autoplay on.

[@junoglrr9119]

Happened to me and his ‚do you bleed blood‘ vid… was wild

[@TheMuffinman191]

Wake up to that BLLLLLLEEE BIIIIIILLL

[@paulie555]

😂 I can totally see what your saying man...without any context this stream is even more hilarious.

[@Zola_The_Gorgon]

“We do a little invading” *WHAT* “a little, Gank Spanking” *WHAT* “and we do some roll catching and that’s the bottom line!”

[@cultofdis]

This should be top comment. *throws you a beer* *throws you another beer*

[@ArchdukePSN]

riot is a top tier elden ring youtuber simply off the fact that you never know what you’re about to see when you click on a video, but you do know you’ll enjoy it

[@markd9318]

No. You know what you are about to see. Some gank spanking. What you can't anticipate is the commentary

[@Steezington]

Lol ya Saint and steel got the most entertaining personalities imo. Chase is good skill-wise but acts like an npc and is lowkey boring

[@Dadbodgmr]

@@Steezington check out @drunk_souls @wyrdthings and @perfectlylost for a good time too

[@Steezington]

@@Dadbodgmr they’re pretty good as well

[@mauz791]

Realest comment on here

[@Shade4k]

“you can try and run, all you’re gonna do is die tired” inspirational

[@-guy-2686]

"You ain't gotta pay taxes no more boy, cause ur DED!" had me rolling

[@TheMuffinman191]

Absolutely fucking savage 😂

[@mauz791]

6:56

[@rainbowkrampus]

It's true. In Japan, they don't care about what's cute. They care about what's kawaii.

[@Drunk_Souls]

They've been drawing hello kitty pron for like 80 years

[@realBlackFriza]

When Riot was a mere reverend, his sermons would fill me with warmth. Bless his heart

[@jbark678]

The slug sermon didn't sit quite right somehow

[@Drunk_Souls]

Now THIS is a true Sane Ryan video. This is what I live for. Really gets muh horses runnin' brother. Binge watching this type of video really was my biggest inspiration for everything I do now.

[@Pharthrax]

I’m afraid it’s not something I can help.

[@onpatrolforthejuice]

saint is the only invasion videos that will get my wife to watch laugh at.

[@Drunk_Souls]

Same...

[@joshuabuckle1216]

Am I having a stroke?

[@faulsname8869]

This is so sad. That poor woman having to be stuck with a manchild like you

[@onpatrolforthejuice]

@@faulsname8869 ikr

[@duvetboa]

My wife has never played any of these games but I got her to bust out laughing several times when I randomly put on his "Sekiro is too hard for you" video

[@ninjacom3]

"Like sending a hamster to snake school"

[@phoenixparadox88]

The Zweihander part killed me :D Quality video as always Saint!

[@Yeertski]

Jar Cannon the cutest thing in the game lol.

[@scottsterba2818]

"Here's an advantage you can have, you don't gotta pay taxes no more.. cause you're dead! "

[@Nomadestra]

The bolt of Grahamsnacks lol

[@demityrant1784]

This video is the 8th Wonder of the World.

[@Nobody1x1]

16:40 "like sending a hamster to snake school" Perfect.

[@LeftoversGone]

aint nothing like a blunt and a 20 minute saint riot video on a saturday morning

[@calebhalverson2742]

😶‍🌫 this emoji looks like I'm looking from a sphincter

[@kaztheunbreakable]

@@calebhalverson2742 i love you guys have a great day

[@calebhalverson2742]

@@kaztheunbreakable whole community is love brother

[@augusthands9932]

Pure unadulterated insanity for 20 minutes, fantastic way to start the day

[@FKyoutubeSERIOUSLY]

"I just can't get away from this ignorant-ass place." That sentence did me in. I couldn't hold back the braying laughter.

[@ribbit01]

"Well I ain't hungry, and you ain't cute" - Saint Riot

[@Joshua-xs4or]

"You can try to run, but all you're gonna do is die tired" - Do the dungeon master voice, Saint

[@thelizardwizard6772]

i fucking love the Stone Cold Steve Riot voice

[@voxstelarum]

The fucking wrestling promo about going into Japan had me dead, Saint will always be in his own league

[@GoosePotato27]

"Like sendin' a hamster to a snake school. Ya don't belong. GET OUT."

[@rooseveltbailey2241]

Ugly folks it’s our time

[@borntopwnyou]

This is what Stone Cold Steve Austin would sound like if he was from the bayou

[@wdexter3887]

bolt of gramsnacks

[@theiyrosthenes1639]

Still watching this video whenever I need a laugh

[@eroll3355]

he's lost it

[@captainbones2692]

Saint Riot "I'm Not Gonna Sugarcoat It" Arc

[@Randybobandi6969]

WHY ON EARTH WOULD THE STATE PAY FOR THAT😂

[@Yeshaboo]

a direct return of the weird hat build voice, THATS THA BOTTOM LINE

[@sabocat999]

lol the bit about refs in Japan

[@garrettgrissom1274]

Stone Sane Steve Ryan

[@quite3560]

I enjoy these ramblings of a mad man

[@dakotahicks8446]

take a drink every time saint says cute

[@ohairsair5900]

Like the call back to the Dark Souls Remastered Chaos build. “Illegal backstab maneuver, he jumped on top of my sword.”

[@frossassin213]

you can only be cute below lvl 40, and no password summons.

[@paul1720]

THAT’S WHAT YE GIT

[@garfywarfy]

god when saint starts being toxic, you know its a god tier vid

[@cherze8121]

We don't want cute, we want big bois with big toys.

[@hobosorcerer]

"Don't be cute!" Man, then what did I get these thigh highs for?

[@theiyrosthenes1639]

Stone Cold Saint Riot said so!

[@TheClockworkBadger]

daily affirmation: I am cute and I deserve something cute

[@thenickfoxx]

Got damn bolt of gram snacks

[@Undead-Knight]

It’s the Stone Cold impression for me😂👏🏻

[@thunderstrucktb4758]

Loving the pop culture references from the 90s. The five of us who understand them really appreciate it.

[@JohanFaerie]

Return of Shayne Riot

[@taylorreid5347]

You ain't gotta pay taxes anymore boy! I love Saint

[@dorian1593]

When I watch a Saint’s videos I feel like he is my Grandpa and he is telling me stories about his youthful invasions

[@praiseit6848]

"Swhyhaynder" is so much closer, to the right pronunciation, than "Zweeehunder" You're a literal saint! I really like you. *Smoochie on the belly, for your efforts.

[@galacticnightmare]

Stone cold Saint riot is my favorite

[@cyrusintheshadows]

The bolt of graham snacks 🤣

[@pretty_fly_for_a_jeskai]

It's still funny to me that what Saint thinks is an uncute build is still very much a cute build. It can be much much worse at level 60. But I also don't blame people for invading at 60 with the mean stuff. Mean world.

[@drayneeru1796]

I love your videos , I rewatch them . I always make fun of my partner for rewatching things. But this channel made me understand

[@RealLifeAlias]

He doesnt miss

[@murderous1823]

Thank you stone cold Saint riot

[@TheRealDukePookie]

I've watched this video like 8 times already. I crack up every time.

[@wyrdthings]

Sometime I have the desire to understand Saint Riot's rants and when that happens I watch one and very soon the desire passes love it

[@blakgoat7]

6:57 - I spat my tea with this one. This guy is fucking hilarious🤣🤣🤣

[@nameofsoph]

RIP LeftEye, you would have loved Waves of Darkness 🙏

[@DolphinDingus]

Just beat Final Fantasy Tactics, so when I heard "His name was Wiegraf Folles!" I burst out laughing.

[@Cmaximus7]

Its like you just start the video to just watch a bit but then you cant stop listening to the improv lol

[@wamoo577]

*Glass shatters* “Bahh gawd it’s a new saint riot video!”

[@Eternal-Seven]

Like sending a hamster to snake school... Bahaha, priceless

[@Maknorr-v8w]

I made a cute build too bad lost every invasion

[@scungillimane]

more of this please, stone cold sayn ryan is my favorite character so far

[@soulsatzero3788]

Oh shit, it's Steve "The Rock" Blackman as guest on the Saint Riot show. That's crazy!

[@1Xaria]

Mmf, finishing the video off perfectly with that Troll's Roar follow up attack that everyone is always underestimating. Always a pleasure

[@lucasjohnnyvendelbonielsen6943]

"The horns in this case . . Is a Canon.." That right there that's the Like! Nice job on not being cute! "Like sending a hamster to snake school" Bro you're killin' me.

[@_in_the_third_grade2101]

like sending a hamster to snake school

[@seanplourde4284]

Drink every time he says cute lmfao

[@seanplourde4284]

Literally needs to post more like these. XD Reg is fine but this is golden.

[@keegan_bridge]

Austin lore declares that you have to do a Backstreet Boys cover called: "tell me Zwei", as an apology.

[@sunsetsbane5758]

bra the frozen lake part has me in tears

[@kimlee6643]

Send this to everyone in ER who thinks they're cute. Do it.

[@baderhandle]

prod : out of context material just after 5:08

[@p0nt]

bro the production quality is unreal, he got stone cold steve austin to voice over this video

[@fireemblemistrash75]

Breaking Cute

[@ashurademon5563]

Bro 7:08 made cracked up 🤣

[@ProdigalPygmy]

I like cute builds. "I hate to be defended in a newspaper. As long as all that is said is said against me, I feel a certain assurance of success, but when honeyed words of praise are spoken for me, I feel as one lying unprotected before my enemies."

[@Apexx27]

I wish I could make a build that wasn’t cute, I would probably have more sanity, but I can’t bring myself to make the mean build. All my build are cute.

[@Shmeky.]

This is such a cute and funny build :3

[@alistershade8923]

😭

[@AscendFromDarkness97]

Bratty gankers, correction is needed 💢💢💢

[@Shmeky.]

@@AscendFromDarkness97 uohhhh belly erotic!!! Invader belly and chest erotic :sob sob sob:

[@Shmeky.]

SAINT RYAN gosling

[@Jpgator1214]

Dude stop with the 90's references lol I get them and they make me feel old 😂

[@MlguelPires]

That's what'cha get - insane Ryan 2023

[@geoffreybeene]

Bolt of graham snacks but I ain't hungry

[@sunsetsbane5758]

OMFG THE TROLL ROAR

[@scragglie]

thank you sane ryan, amazing video.

[@jensius7098]

3:02 the guy had no idea what he was doing but that jump dodge was smooth af

[@Nomortem]

thank you for the educational content Stone Cold Saint_Riot

[@jmoneydademigod]

gosh u are so weird sane ryan 😂❤

[@shootinjimmys3774]

The descent into madness

[@ed1rko17]

Laughed so hard the first time I heard "you like 'at?"

[@akillgore4229]

Reminds me of old school Saint Riot

[@mr.cynical2201]

The damn stone cold references have me piss giggling 😂

[@youradhere3476]

a new saint riot classic

[@Affaan2002]

Bro this was absolutely a peak vid

[@mattlocked5919]

Saint you are my favorite creator on this app, I would honk if I saw you raise your beer.

[@GoosePotato27]

This video hit

[@avva4090]

First time here, and I can definitely say saint_riot knows cute when he sees it, tell ya what! Subbed, great content all around