Dark Souls 3 PvP - Powerful Poking Partizan -

[@mohand.7798]

Came to watch the prequel for Partizan (2023).

[@natcoolyeah]

Saint, it is me your neighbor could you please not scream at the top of your lungs about your Japanese anime game with the straight swords and the metas, me and my wifes boyfriend find it to be disrupting while were doing our taxes

[@Ava-my9yj]

shit meme why are you living with your "wifes's" boyfriend?

[@natcoolyeah]

thats information id rather not disclose

[@PunkZombie1300]

@@Ava-my9yj Do you not?

[@ToxicallyMasculinelol]

i wish my wifes boyfriend would help me with my taxes instead he just helps my wife with her sexes

[@Rehvion]

Next time I'll remember to tone down the volume a bit

[@5sidedsquare980]

Its actually perfect for how silly the video is

[@DeSilly]

OHHH THE PARRY

[@naven3002]

@@DeSilly ITS GONNA PARRY HIM! HE JUST PARRIED HIM ALIVE!!!

[@enlightenedlog9503]

"I will rip out my own eyes and throw them at you" this is why I subbed

[@HadalStreetlights]

Centuries Later, in Elden Ring: Literally throwing eyes at people, cosplaying a certain punished noble.

[@RayTC]

still waiting for my double red eye orb because i quiet resolve in a ganking situation

[@MasterThief009]

I just fucking love it when Saint makes me go "What the fucking hell am I watching?" Just the ride he takes us all on during these vids is such a trip that you don't know where you are, how you got there, what even happened, or what he means half the god damn time. Edit: I commented the above about half way through the video, and just have to reiterate: What the fucking hell did I just watch?!

[@jordantoft3164]

Still probably my favourite Souls video ever.

[@memekip7499]

I expected him to get serius sooner or later but he never did I love it

[@zimzamy5212]

This video is just the mad ramblings of a man going insane over pokies and meta 10/10

[@peppermayonnaise7943]

Is it mad ramblings? Or is it rad mamblings?

[@red_jaxx4604]

Abuse of alliteration

[@Eric_The_Cleric]

Excessive abuse of alliteration always leads to abnormalities. Saint I suppose has succumbed to such a sore fate. :/

[@vanosthemadtitan1775]

Bruh wtf is the commentary on this one 😂😂😂

[@AppleGonCrumble]

So I was invading in Oolicile the other day and came across Moose Torrent using a toxic build looking for a 1v1. He is using the grave lord sword and a toxic mist. And being the experienced invader I am, I naturally have the proper Moss in my quick bar. We battle ,I use moss when toxic builds up, he beats me after a close fight. He then gets salty and sends me a message saying “please don’t moss me” was i in the wrong for using moss in a fight?

[@saintriot]

Rubin McCack yes. It's dishonorable to use items provided in the game. Please refrain from using in game mechanics when you play a video game.

[@drewmac9270]

Lol, just lol.

[@veryimportantthought]

Dan Lorett yeah I don't really get it. I enjoyed his ds3 vids but his dsr vids are just plain boring. And it's not ds1's fault. People like mriwontforget and martyr brigade are fun to watch when they duel.

[@fatfuck2384]

Yea you should have been a dark bead user and 1 shot him :^)

[@HalozillaEX]

Yeah, him and crozyn are really bad about that. Crozyn is always like “bro why u backstab fishing,” but has no problem doing it himself.

[@serbiancrusader7813]

Saint lost his damn mind lmao

[@tylertibbs7147]

Serbian Crusader Did he ever have one??

[@bigdicknigga3746]

Serbia strong

[@julianvining9021]

Saint Riot the twitch icon, KZbin superstar and invasion forefather. But it all fell apart when meth took him. This is Behind the Meta, with kukukashew, stay tuned

[@junoglrr9119]

behind the metha

[@tealeaf391]

This video would later become known as 'exhibit a' in Saints mental health assessment.

[@borntopwnyou]

"I will deny the Holocaust" - Saint Riot, 2018

[@iguficonquisterannoilmondo3973]

Saint didn't know what to say in this video, so he decided to say everything that he could possibly think of.

[@tml9868]

this went from being a bit weird to being completely insane by the end, great really

[@NinoTheHuman]

Stream of Consciousness but the stream is old and broken and just full of kidney stones and other kinds of weird discharge.

[@g1370]

You never go full hollow.

[@Billo1234321]

"i will take off my wifebeater shirt and fight you in a walmart parking lot" Saint Riot 2018

[@FrakleTV]

#taxationistheft

[@PunkZombie1300]

I regret clicking on that

[@ottkaljusto7316]

That screech at the end was a nice touch, kudos Papa Saint

[@RD-uf6gw]

3:37 can't stop laughing

[@glabnarshartosis530]

Literally my favorite saint riot video. By far

[@arielclark6782]

He's officially lost his mind.

[@SaintBehelit]

This one never, ever gets old. He made a movie!!

[@InfiniteEscuro]

> Quiet Resolve is a throwback to the Chosen Undead leaving Firelink to go and fight through the world of Dark Souls. > SOLO Hosts, don't use this gesture Hang on a minute, Saint

[@jackdonovan4958]

My TRUE enemy! The nemesis I HATE! THE OTHER INVADER MAN!

[@cuttlefish6839]

Jack Donovan I was drinking tea and almost spat it out, instead I choked as I started to laugh and keep the drink from being spat on everyone

[@borntopwnyou]

Idunno...

[@andersonlino6319]

My definition of insanity has been updated

[@Nonon471]

Saint, you're a riot.

[@GabeDoppel]

"hey its saint riot, welcome back to another edition of WE NEED TO HAVE A SERIOUS FUCKING TALK"

[@cool-ns9ib]

I haven't played this game in years but I still come back to this video because its a masterpiece

[@Voidwalker0]

I love you Saint. Never change.

[@stormheretic2538]

Yo are you good? That was some scary shit at the end of the video

[@deonbeaumont8033]

Saint slowly descends into madness. He's going hollow

[@KedQT]

Saint has ascended to a new level of commentary... and it IS glorious.

[@justagamer4584]

My nickname for this vid is “Saint Riot: Descent to Madness”. But thanks for this informative and beautiful video!

[@kento369]

I wouldn't say it's a decent into madness, more like swilling it in the depths of madness.

[@madhatter_vv576]

So I should Quiet Resolve Saint?

[@SpathaMagna]

Yes. Quiet Resolve and then wiggle your shield at him while your password summoned, white phantom continues mashing R1. Saint loves that, he cannot get enough of it. He revels in the feeling of being destroyed by the game's power curve, his pretensions of skill and cunning dashed by straight sword spam. Each time it happens it's like having a cigarette put out on his bare skin by the man he pays to call him "Wendy" -- delicious and treasured.

[@madhatter_vv576]

SpathaMagna You put a lot of effort into that reply

[@guidofedeli851]

I think... We should ALL Quiet Resolve Saint.

[@Nudgewudge]

This is one of my favorite saint videos of all time

[@jdim4628]

“We wrote a movie!” *DEATH SCREAM*

[@pureblackeagle]

I liked the Soundgarden "Outshined" reference. Top tier.

[@bloopergman]

*Quiet Resolve* the Movie

[@hardwatergaming7965]

So much alliteration! Good shit as always Saint, nice to see the partizan in use, I've been using it in DSR to great effect.

[@Pharthrax]

I'm seriously concerned about your mental health, sometimes, Saint...

[@drewmac9270]

Pharthrax haha ikr

[@cooldudeachyut]

BTW Waht's the M E T A?

[@Pharthrax]

Da *P A R T I Z A N* iz da *M E T A* , didnt u wahtc da vidoo??/?

[@cooldudeachyut]

Sorry Imma lil color blind

[@drewmac9270]

Achyut Dwivedi the meta is the "Most Effective Tactics Available"

[@zzssddcc]

"Somehow able to outwit this tacticianal fucking genius!"

[@__-be1gk]

I will always love how he made this video about the spear that has the specific niche of having R2s that aren't pokes

[@BrentBurgerman]

Truly one of my favorite videos I've ever seen

[@tonyvari]

2:30 r.i.p. chris cornell

[@spookyf1nger979]

You're a gift to this community, Saint.

[@lanowyn]

6 years later still relevant as ever

[@afik13]

12:20-13:25 was the best moment in this video xD Im tired of people coming and ask about the "meta" it's a broken pvp rpg game, just play w/e jeez..

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

Ohh... We have obtained the means of max Saint-Salt?

[@alexwoodruff7706]

I love the partizan but I don't think I've seen a single other person use it since I started playing ds3, thank you for making this

[@Graysett]

This was the first vid I ever saw from you and it completely set the tone to expect. This is still my favorite vid of yours. FOREVER I AM A PILGRIM OF THE POWERFUL POKING PARTIZAN.

[@three-yellow-arrows8867]

It’s so wild coming back to this video and hearing Saint riot be even more unhinged than he is today

[@shizno1872]

“I will deny the holocaust” Weinstein didn’t like that one bit.

[@log_ic4164]

I make sure to watch this atleast 3 times a year

[@leftovernoise]

This, dungeon master, big stronk poise Bois, and the one where he just like, reads nietzsche for like 5 minutes in a fever dream waiting for any form of news about Elden ring.

[@marshalldrew4809]

I had to stop the video I can't breath lmao I love the rant that starts at 4:20

[@Sadwav]

I can see you brought some DS1 mechanics over to DS3.

[@RazerRed999]

"So Guuuuud" "What they wanted, what they wanted" Thank you DS3...

[@huugokoskela389]

SAINT_RIOT, REMASTER THIS IN ELDEN RING AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[@bloofroganimations9534]

18:05 It's really quiet here so you might want to turn your volume up.

[@tylertibbs7147]

"I will write hatemail to your grandmother. I will deny the Holocaust if you quiet resolve at me" Saint buddy, that killed me. But are you okay?😂

[@lommmmo]

I watch this video every night while I cry myself to sleep

[@JuDo_KiCkEr]

Probably the best video you've made. I was dying the whole time

[@brogoyle]

I've shown almost all of my irl friends that i frequently vc with this video, it's a top 3 favorite video on this platform for me minimum

[@phwallen5054]

At 3:37 he is completely lucid

[@butteredtoast9315]

Yo dawg I heard you like Saint Riot commentary so we got Saint Riot commentary under your Saint Riot commentary. "I pay taxes for kids to be stupid" XDDD I've lost quite a bit of my remaining sanity watching this lol thank you. Glad to see the Partizan getting some love.

[@pincognito1938]

I was skeptical about DS3 Invasion EVO 2018, but you've made me a convert.

[@amberhernandez]

The fucking scream at the end holy sjit mate I can't fucking see what I'm tryping shaahaaahahaha

[@absoutezeo2126]

I am fully convinced that Saint consumed an entire brick of cocaine before commentating for this video.

[@alexwoodruff7706]

Just remembered this video so I had to revist it. And yes, it remains the greatest KZbin video ever made

[@OlgaHHMH]

You have no idea how happy it makes me seeing you post another ds3 video

[@GiraffesEatStuff]

thank you, I've not laughed this hard in awhile And omg, that ree was glorious

[@SheheenFans]

You really let the Kentucky out in this one and I love you for it.

[@absoutezeo2126]

1:19 Holy shit, I've watched this video a thousand times now and I never noticed... did you try to use the parry-backstab exploit in DS3 here!? So it's true, legends transcend game mechanics...

[@geovanneteixeira100]

Oh man, this video is gold!

[@MJHeavenBound]

this video will always be funny. saint_riot going full crackhead in this adds to it being funnier.

[@seu_menino7757]

Saint sound like a character coming from Rick and Morty in this video. Very good! I have a special feeling towards the partizan. It was the first Weapon that i started pvping in ds3. Good to see you back um ds3 with it. Praise the Sun amigo!

[@jbowman1018]

I'm dead. You're absolutely nuts and I love it.

[@soapxh]

3:28 Indeed, this is a very sane and agreeable statement.

[@a_witticism]

11/10 miya impersonation

[@shaddykack]

3:56 for Saint losing his fuck-damned mind

[@99insight]

Great souls vid dude ! This is pure entertainment.

[@ghost_hardware_]

I see you with that Soundgarden reference 👀 And I like it. Carry on 👻

[@chadking8767]

Fantastic content saint, as always

[@kearbyrichter3903]

i actually had my eyes start to water i was laughing so hard gg

[@chimpnimsky8308]

Any time i'm feeling down, I come back to this. Mankind's Magnum Opus.

[@dogmadude1399]

Nice vid, Saint. Always nice to hear your sanity slipping away.

[@Wimbleknob]

1:18 nice DS1 parrystab

[@JustMeJoeLee]

S-saint are you ok?

[@Furman2137]

I'm really hoping that saint riot's "what's the meta" song will be the top radio song this summer

[@kingdonnie1342]

1:21 that DS1 attempt at a backstab

[@rhyzvanic3660]

"I will deny the holocaust if you silent resolve me!" BASED

[@surpdawurp9265]

*IT’S UNDEAD MERCHANT*

[@Hobberhobbit]

This was a pretty funny. I like a very potent powerful personal Pokey private partisan.

[@highvoltage7559]

Annie, are you ok? So, Annie, are you ok? Are you ok, Annie? I feel like I'm watching a mental meltdown.

[@gedewahyu.p]

This video is so calming I slept over my desk

[@Por_QPine]

Saint that was quite the REEEE at the end there haha

[@chroniclej2439]

Sam Raimi’s finest work. I can’t believe he let saint get away with denying the holocaust. It was a different time.