Don't Bring Toys To The Office. Andy Peters - Full Special

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[@katiedrew4708]

When "self checkouts" first appeared, I was shopping with a friend. the machine wouldn't take her money.After spending at least ten minutes trying to find a person to help, I grabbed the bag . LOUDLY proclaimed. "Guess they don't want us to pay, let's go." Help arrived.

[@teelove5830]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rachelguderjahn2231]

*snerk* should have led with that.

[@KanyabuKazadi]

😂😂

[@eastsideterri22]

I mess em up every time. So i did that too. Glad I'm not the ONLY one. Pay me a few bucks every time i use self check out an i might TRY not to mess it up hahahaha

[@DiamondCisneros]

The fact that he got that guy in the front row that was clearly not enjoying the show to laugh is what made this dude a pretty dang good comedian. Because he could’ve noticed that this guy wasn’t enjoying the show and ignored Him, but instead he made him a part of it and made him smile.

[@gailboyd3585]

Really appreciate humor of comedians you select who do not depend on vulgar language to tell their jokes THANK-YOU, DRY BAR !!!

[@amendez6358]

SO REFRESHING 👍

[@TheBlackAxe1]

Dry Bar does not allow it as they are a family friendly "Dry" bar.

[@sherylF5610]

The comedians on Dry Bar are a thousand times more funny than those who are crude and use nasty language. How about some women comedians on Dry Bar?

[@cindym.823]

This guy cracks me up! Got fired from a job he didn't know he had 🤣🤣

[@seancasm00]

That’s a variation of a bill burr bit

[@redacted9506]

Hilarious that he found the guy who makes cashier machines from a joke about office toys

[@musicgenrejas]

Can't believe I have never seen him. His delivery is great!

[@casey2173]

I was friends with this guy in high school. He was really funny then. Didn’t know he was gonna make it a career.

[@CowenGittens]

He's naturally funny.

[@vickielawson3114]

He's a comedian, so naturally he's funny.

[@BigWinWinter]

Enjoyed his jokes, he was very funny and very physical with his comedy which was awesome, great audience engagement too.

[@lbufal28]

he's a great comedian, there aren't many who can be that spontaneous in their gigs...

[@janellbazile782]

I lost it when the guy stated that he worked at the place that makes the self check out machines! I've listened to that numerous times. LOL

[@rabbit32073]

Thanks Drybar, for putting Andy Peters on my radar. This guy is a hoot.

[@blaze1_1]

rabbit32073 When I first read this comment I thought it said hot and was like ummmmmm I don’t think so?

[@zolia260]

by drybar logic your old

[@bobinthewest8559]

Even on the jokes that weren't "killers", he had the audience in stitches just because his delivery was awesome. Also, he didn't seem to have any problem with making up new material on the spot (such as when he railed into the self checkout machine maker). Good comedian...

[@catc6050]

You mean a self checkout machine maker who ALSO has toys at his desk! 🤣🤣 every comedian's dream!

[@ekdaufin1485]

You can’t spoiler alert history. 🤣

[@daniellehaythorne7949]

It is so cool that the guy who helped create the self checkouts was in the audience!

[@poppyssnoopy5835]

The entire "self checkout" was hilarious. I really enjoyed watching this entire routine. He's a very funny man. I hope to see more of him 👍

[@jasperjones6857]

An assisting heckle. Just great.

[@vickielawson3114]

I actually used to work at a Papa John's. The policy where I worked was 2 pepperoncinis in each box. They've been slacking where he's been getting them.

[@TheBlackAxe1]

I loved the peppers. I would bite the tips off and pour the juice all over the pizza.

[@alexislinares5601]

@@TheBlackAxe1you know the deal! 🎉

[@amendez6358]

He's totally cracking himself up😁😂😂😂

[@ct8618]

I love when comedians constantly laugh at their own stuff.

[@2004dale]

Finders keepers lmao 🤣

[@Heavenzvoice]

This guy is mad hilarious . I would totally spend good money to see him. That sonic bit was so true. I literally used to ask people, do these Rest’s exist? Saw the commercial and never saw any within 100-200 miles of me. I finally go to Nashville TN.. I couldn’t believe I saw one. I went three times in a week to get a float and a Sundae! Lol

[@catc6050]

I used to think the same thing. Then me and my ex used to go to a horse ranch in rinky dink Nelsonville, OH and they had 1 so we ate there every time we went. Then they opened 1 here in Columbus and I only went once cuz I realized I didn't even really like it lol must've been cuz it was a novelty before 🤷‍♀️

[@maryksnyder1155]

Self checkout and finding guy who makes them 😂🤪 Love his demeanor! Very funny!!

[@loiskief7333]

HYSTERICALLY FUNNY ! YOU'RE AWESOME ANDY ! 😁

[@someguy7258]

This guy is hysterically funny! I found the one Sonic that they advertise nationwide. It's off of the 15 in Utah. LOL

[@caylathomas4907]

this one is one of my favorites

[@mm3nrx]

awesome

[@JL_Batman]

One of my favorites so far, out of the 25 or so I've listened to.

[@TheBlackAxe1]

Dry Bar has a lot of really good comedians. I've seen some bad ones too, but I figure a comedian has to be pretty good to make sober people laugh.

[@peterandersong]

Starting the video with a clip from the middle is annoying.

[@RedKnight522]

Peter Anderson right? It ruins the punchline

[@michelerich1590]

omg i thought i was the only one. messes up the timing

[@terryisaac8195]

C'mon, keep watching; the beginning clip comes back a little later; then you get the full joke (including the punchline!!!)

[@janekiceniuk1578]

I knew it was like that. I was listening to a different comedian & for some reason that really annoyed me.

[@JoelMurphy77]

It'd be better if it was from a joke toward the end. The punchline of a joke that's going to happen in the first 90 seconds is ridiculous.

[@ladytaylor4299]

This is comedy gold 😂

[@TravisGinther]

Lol 😂. He is hilarious

[@ronaldboyker9781]

This guy is absolutely hilarious.

[@hhunstad2011]

should I nap🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@1bestfriend2u18]

12:25 I used to wonder where they were for a long time. 😄😄😄

[@AllenFreemanMediaGuru]

He should do a Tom Hanks impersonation. His hight pitched rants would be spot on.

[@purplelove392]

I love that he did the bit about self-checkout, then the 1st guy who he asked what he did, made self-checkout machines! I've told this story because I HATE self-checkout. I've only had to use it less than 5 times ever. He needs to come to TX, we have 3 Sonic's within 3 miles of my house! Prefer Whataburger!🍔🍟

[@anthonysproule4293]

Thank you for being a comedian

[@amendez6358]

BEST show on drybar so far. This guy is FUNNY and G rated for the family.

[@globetrekker86]

Andy is Dry Bar’s answer to Bob “Bulldog” Briscoe from Frasier. Something about his delivery and mimicry remind me of Dan Butler. Hilarious!

[@SoFlyOfficial]

Pirated that bad boy 😂😂😂😂

[@Ninjamohawk]

I'm dying here. I gotta find a place you're gigging at.

[@Heavenzvoice]

Ninjamohawk ditto!

[@terryisaac8195]

Nice touch wearing the Andy Capp hat to go with his name!!!

[@sherrirushing6794]

Bobble head a week club! 😂😂😂

[@imchris5000]

after they finish getting rid of the cashiers you will be required to put items back on the shelf as you shop

[@bobinthewest8559]

Shopper: "Excuse me... could you tell me which isle paper towels are in?" Stock person (after checking their handheld) : "They're still on the truck... back of the store, through the doors across from isle 5, loading dock 3... bring the whole pallet up... "

[@youryella]

I'd prefer it.

[@beatleme2]

Delivery was awesome. Great Humor and can laugh at one self... he was great, and humble also

[@treygraphy8050]

Dude was pretty funny.

[@h7opolo]

super-relateable, very funny.

[@dulynoted2427]

Weird, watching people gathered, is like going to an historic exhibit. Imagine if this was forever. Wed have to sit in closed off cubicles.

[@1bestfriend2u18]

He's funny

[@rogersledz6793]

@Dry Bar Comedy Thank you for uploading this delightful video. YOU are providing an ESSENTIAL SERVICE for all socially responsible people who chose to minimize their non-essential direct personal contacts, even though it is no longer mandatory. These shows help KEEP US SANE. God bless, be strong and remain hopeful. Roger J. Sledz, Staten Island ( NYC ) 9/29/2020 👍☺️🇺🇸🗽

[@emperorgentu]

That guy in the white shirt making his girlfriend feel bad for laughing.

[@Deputydog-xk5jl]

“Smelt it V. Dealt it”!...

[@Mom-a-Dragon7622]

So there was a sonic here before I was a kid that closed for a decade or so, then reopened in the 90s. I loved working there.

[@davypig571]

This dude was funny the entire set!

[@akatheflailingchicken7807]

Bruhhhh we have a sonic like every 15 minutes 😂

[@marshawoods4983]

Funny guy

[@carlakool3782]

Good stuff Andy!! 👍😂

[@coryshook7648]

A combination of highly intense and absurd. Very funny!

[@lw3269]

He's not wrong about grocery stores. When did I sign up to be a cashier/bagger for free? At the very least we should get a discount for working there.

[@jolllyroger1]

Do you think she is signaling how she got her position.... by being a bobble head for promotions

[@Caanze]

I got quite the collection of dinosaur figurines on my work desk at the office. Now how did I get my position?

[@Celestecass]

The first 2 times you did the finger gun thing was pretty cool.

[@tara_hysteria]

That was incredible he’s hilarious I laughed the entire time and fire outro music

[@johnyarbrough635]

DON'T USE SELF CHECK OUT! You're firing your friends and neighbors!

[@jeffduquette4345]

Good Clean Fun.... we don't need any foul language or double entendre to have a good laugh 😂

[@ibidesign]

Where the heck is the Netflix special for THIS guy?!

[@PizzaAgain]

Hilarious!

[@GlamourJassi]

Just saw him at 100 humans and thought 'wait a second... I know this guy!'

[@viiperbiite]

I like self checkouts because I don’t have to awkwardly wait. I don’t like them because they’re super sensitive. One time, when I was really tired, I put the items in the bagging area and checked them into the holding side 😭

[@edylcnostrebor9722]

Well andy he's so Funny Man 👨 🤣 😂

[@arbonneladyTN]

Love DryBar...BUT... what happened to the app? Loved it, however can’t seem to get it to work now?

[@ckeilah]

Arbonne-TeachTrainTether LAUNCH! There’s probably a lot more money in the 17 advertisements that pop up during a yootoob video. 😞

[@djpvma]

I'm just gonna say that if you have a wife and you live in a studio apartment, you definitely need to make better life decisions, my man. Great jokes. Ur a funny guy.

[@Moodette]

He's very good! He reminds me of Andy Woodhull (also drybar)

[@theresamitchell2111]

Hey,,, I'm worried about the man at 11:17ish. Looks like he's not well.

[@richardhead8981]

Looks like he's about to have an MI.

[@laurakibben4147]

Why do you name these specials after something that was talked about for exactly 6 seconds???

[@sackymite421]

I'm a first degree dog I got it at 15 so theres still time for you😂😂😂

[@tigercrane64]

World cup of parking

[@edylcnostrebor9722]

Just too Funny man

[@joschmo1007]

All the Sonics are in Oklahoma. A few have spawned in other states, but their main breeding territory is in Oklahoma.

[@omnidnominator5686]

Applesauce Jackson!!! hahahhaaa

[@aaronpetersen2736]

Dude in the white shirt wasn't having a good time lol

[@boldcautionproductions9203]

Great stuff, great way....

[@hansamstel]

Fact filled fun

[@feralcrafter7043]

They need to put ha-been-yair-rows in there pizza boxes. Boom baby!!!

[@bennetfox]

Can I have the 10 minutes back I spent watching this guy?

[@brentiers]

I don't think I laughed at a single "joke."

[@greysuit17]

How many p90x jokes are there? Seriously last few comics all have a joke about p90x.

[@dday2086]

Can't find the stupid bobble head a week club online, I never get to do anything... lol

[@Californiansurfer]

I have finger skateboards which when I can;t figure something out, I use my little finger skateboard and roll it back and forth.. If, someone get angry.. I pull out my colllection. I have hosoi, tony hawak ext.... Do, i drive people nuts. I actually made cement park in back yard,maybe take it to work..

[@lancebaker1374]

I don't understand any of what you wrote.

[@Californiansurfer]

Lance Baker I have mini finger skateboard collection. I am 60 years old, I still ride bowls but not as high.

[@icreatedanaccountforthis1852]

Which foods have the highest thermic effect?

[@Razi98]

24:40 Lmaoo best bit

[@Gonk]

That should be a SNL skit a court of law using playground logic :)

[@bobinthewest8559]

If someone had given that idea to Monty Python back in the day, they would have killed it...

[@9eightyrecordlabel446]

I hope the bobble heads are pops i love pops

[@kikialdama2528]

There’s not a sonic in every state ?!

[@ckeilah]

Mister vroom vroom man toys at work stole the show from the “comedian”! 🤣

[@blaze1_1]

ckeilah what did mister vroom vroom do for a job I couldn’t hear him

[@blu.dru_]

INcredible! There was nothing about this special that wasn't funny.

[@creamnall]

That garlic sauce give you stomach aches

[@davefrancisjarrett3563]

Anyone familiar with a British Cartoon character called Andy Capp?

[@debbiepeterson6829]

Yet they dtand there while your checking out in case there is trouble.

[@krisrogers5929]

lol I always go through self checkout. They don't time cashiers any more. When I started working they timed items scanned per minute and time from beginning to bagging. I can get myself through a self check faster than most cashiers these days. But Walmart is awful. I don't think any Walmart hires enough people to have more than 2 lines open at a time. So they get backed up. So these people in a "rush" go through self check and they are soooooo slow and/or they come through with a buggy full of items and self check isn't set up to handle that much coming through anyway. Half the time there I can take half a buggy and I'm done before people that went before me and only had a few items lol

[@bryanbokser0821]

Finders keepers? I would 've smacked him into jext week

[@williamthomas5780]

I liked him. Well... Still do.

[@TheSuburban15]

I *hated* Papa John's pizza

[@isaiaho8964]

Just excerise dont just try